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Posted: **Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:25 pm**

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the Quarantine Section of the Nurses Office...

Magruder: (Feverus and sweating, struggles to get out of bed) "Must <Caugh> attend school <Wheeze> for Valentines Day! <Groan> Must become <Hack> a man!!!"

....not at this school, you ain't. To be unmanned at MCHS#69 has nothing to do with robot drones.

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:24 am**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the Quarantine Section of the Nurses Office...

Magruder: (Feverus and sweating, struggles to get out of bed) "Must <Caugh> attend school <Wheeze> for Valentines Day! <Groan> Must become <Hack> a man!!!"

....not at this school, you ain't. To be unmanned at MCHS#69 has nothing to do with robot drones.

Don't believe him ,then try getting a date with Akane .

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:05 pm**

KA-WHANG!!!

(A certain male Invid finds himself clubbed over the head...)

Annie:

"I got me a date! Come on, Corgie-Poo!" (Dragging away an hysterical Corg by the ankle...)

Corgi-Poo: :shock:

"NNNOOOOO!!! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP MMMEEEEEE!!" (Clawing at the ground in a vain attempt to halt his abduction...)

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:35 pm**

Thanks for taking one for the team, Corg.

But he isn't a team player, especially human teams.
That's what makes it all the sweeter.

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:09 pm**

Ben: "HEY LADIES!!! LOOK WHOSE ARRIVED!!!"

Sisters of Cle err Repentia: "Yeah, um no... Even we have standards..." :nh:

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:21 pm**

"Boyfriend fight!"
"Indeed, who?"
"Corg and the new guy, Magruder."
"Hell yeah!"

Magruder: "Must...become...a man!"
Corg: "I can't lose to a hu-man!...But, if I win, Annie gets me!...but I can't, can't, CAN'T lose to an inferior feral savage hu-man!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!!!"

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:32 pm**

(After the fight...)

Annie: "Come on Corgie-Poo; time for our date!"

Corgie-Poo: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!"
Annie: "You won fair and square."
Magruder: "Won't anyone help me become a man?" :cry:

Girls of MCHS #69: "Oh; heck, no!"

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:01 am**

"I still can't believe Magruder lost to Corg."

"Primitive warriors don't generally expect their opponents to dodge INTO their spears."

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:25 am**

SRoss wrote:"I still can't believe Magruder lost to Corg."

"Primitive warriors don't generally expect their opponents to dodge INTO their spears."

"Ironic, that, seeing as the Regis's primary weapon was the kamikaze zerg-rush."

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:30 am**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"I still can't believe Magruder lost to Corg."

"Primitive warriors don't generally expect their opponents to dodge INTO their spears."

"Ironic, that, seeing as the Regis's primary weapon was the kamikaze zerg-rush."

Angelo:" well it was a good fight ,hey where's Zor?:

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:40 pm**

"Well it looks like some of the girls have taken to doing singing valentines."

"Um Arnie. Shinji just locked himself in your Liquor cabinet..."

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:35 pm**

"Oh..how nice, an explosives assortment in a candybox.."
"Oops...wrong box." :oops:

"I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't an already armed Chocolate Claymore..."
"That would likely be Valentine's Day at Furinkan High School in Nerima."
"Heavens! You mean there's a school where love is equated with violence, like our own?"
Martial Arts Romance, Tsundere School."
"Speak no further on the subject. I really don't want to know."

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:41 pm**

SRoss wrote:"Well it looks like some of the girls have taken to doing singing valentines."

"Um Arnie. Shinji just locked himself in your Liquor cabinet..."

Arnie100:

"Not to worry! That's a decoy cabinet! It also gives away whoever tries to hide in there and prevents said person from escaping."

(On top of cabinet, a siren blares and exposes Shinji to the mob of teenage girls...)

Random Teenage Girl: "There he is, ladies! Get him!"
Shinji: :shock:

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:06 am**

Batlchip:"Arnie is the rumor true that you have some pan galactic gargle blaster. And you sold the where bouts of Tenchi to washu for it."

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:46 am**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"[i]

Arnie100: "Not to worry! That's a decoy cabinet! It also gives away whoever tries to hide in there and prevents said person from escaping."

(On top of cabinet, a siren blares and exposes Shinji to the mob of teenage girls...)

Random Teenage Girl: "There he is, ladies! Get him!"
Shinji:

"Did you at least stock SOME liquor in there to anesthetize the poor sucker?"
"Normally I would, but Edwards kept breaking in to drink it...too many false alarms.."

Kyle: "I TOLD you it was a trap, and that was just bait!"
Edwards: "At this point I would drink Sterno..."

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:47 pm**

Dean winchester :"Hello, Douchbags. Time to end you."
Sam:"Dean wait we'er here to gank Dolza's ghost."
Nova :"ummm, Rand are you sure these guys can kill Dolza's ghost?"

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:24 pm**

batlchip wrote:Dean Winchester: "Hello, Douchbags. Time to end you."
Sam: "Dean wait we're here to gank Dolza's ghost."
Nova: "Um, Rand are you sure these guys can kill Dolza's ghost?"

Arnie100: "Here use these."

Later...

Charon: "What are you two doing here?"

Dean: "We tried using prototype Protoculture Enhanced Proton Packs."

Sam: "The ones Louie and Rocket built."

Charon: "I guess that explains why you also look worse then Edwards or Kyle usually do."

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:48 am**

SRoss wrote:[

Charon: "I guess that explains why you also look worse then Edwards or Kyle usually do."

Ky;e: "Now just wai-no, forget it. Misplaced sense of competition."

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:01 am**

Random MCHS Student #1: "Maybe we should call those Ghost Adventures dudes?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nah...this is more entertaining!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "True!"

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:24 pm**

Robotech Master: "Never mind targeting this 'Monument City' and its military headquarters. Vaporize this site here."(points to a satellite view of MCHS#69)

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:17 pm**

Science Master: :shock:

"SIR! OUR BEAMS JUST BOUNCE OFF THAT SITE, SIR!"
Robotech Master"Strange...they seem to be heading right BA --"

KKKKAAAAAA-BBBBBLLLAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:

Robotech Master: "Killed by our own energy beams..." :nh:

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:58 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Science Master: "SIR! OUR BEAMS JUST BOUNCE OFF THAT SITE, SIR!"
Robotech Master"Strange...they seem to be heading right BA --"

KKKKAAAAAA-BBBBBLLLAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon:
Robotech Master: "Killed by our own energy beams..."

On the roof of MCH #69...

Washuu: "Only I deserve the title SCIENCE MASTER!" :demon:

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:08 pm**

And so the TRUE purpose of MCHS#69 is revealed.
To create such a concentration of absurd stupidity that normal laws of physics do not apply, and improbability becomes certainty.
A risky maneuver, but one which has paid off with the destruction of the Robotech Masters.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:50 pm**

Random MCHS Student #1: "Ooohhh. Lookit the fireworks!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

(Looking through a pair of binoculars...) "I don't think so..."

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:29 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Ooohhh. Lookit the fireworks!"
Random MCHS Student #2: (Looking through a pair of binoculars...) "I don't think so..."

Later... In the Principle's Office...

Annie (in Dragon form), Rey and Erin sit with their heads down...

"How many times will I have to tell the three of you not to go on the roof and play, Who can create the most impressive Fire Ball?"

Annie, Rey & Erin: "We won't do it again sir..." :erm:

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:28 pm**

SRoss wrote:[

"How many times will I have to tell the three of you not to go on the roof and play, Who can create the most impressive Fire Ball?"

Annie, Rey & Erin: "We won't do it again sir..."

Annie: "If Linna hadn't tried to rope me with a 'Dragonslave' spell..."
Linna Inverse: "Look, I said I'm sorry about that. You didn't have to throw that rooftop AC unit at me-"

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:09 am**

SRoss: "Getting around time to start coming up with stuff for the school festival."

Taalismn: (Looking at SRoss, Arnie100 and the other Fourth Wallers) "Race you to the bunker..."

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:48 am**

Arnie100:

"Too late!"

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:29 pm**

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Getting around time to start coming up with stuff for the school festival."
[/i]"

Otherwise known as 'Fieldtesting for Graduation Day".

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:03 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Getting around time to start coming up with stuff for the school festival."
[/i]"

Otherwise known as 'Fieldtesting for Graduation Day".

Doc Brown:"Did someone say field testing? "
Dana:" What is that?"
Doc:"(points at large box) This is my moutain goat box."
Kagome:"What's it do?"

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:18 pm**

"It just ain't a proper school gathering until somebody dumps a bucket of pig's blood and somebody else goes Mindmelter on the rest of the student body."

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:37 am**

taalismn wrote:"It just ain't a proper school gathering until somebody dumps a bucket of pig's blood and somebody else goes Mindmelter on the rest of the student body."

"You've been watching those ancient horror movies again, haven't you?"

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:28 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"It just ain't a proper school gathering until somebody dumps a bucket of pig's blood and somebody else goes Mindmelter on the rest of the student body."

"You've been watching those ancient horror movies again, haven't you?"

"Nah, that was my studyhall, two periods ago."

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:54 pm**

Doc Brown:"There the fail safe has been installed.
Now this should be safe for now."
Mioshi:"ummmm.what's this button in a shape of a
Goat for?"
Doc Brown:"Great scott don't push that butt-
(Moutain goat to the cherries.) Ugggg!"

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:01 am**

Bowie: "So, Dana what are you doing for the school festival?"

Dana: "I'm planning to perform Minmei's greatest hits torch style."

Everyone else: :eek:

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:07 am**

SRoss wrote:Bowie: "So, Dana what are you doing for the school festival?"

Dana: "I'm planning to perform Minmei's greatest hits torch style."

Everyone else:

(On stage rehearsal...)

Dana: "Stage fright, go 'way -- (finds her mic cut off...) HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!'
Technician: "Sorry, Ma'am...orders."
Dana: "Orders from who?!"
Technician: "Everyone?"
Dana: :shock:

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:24 am**

Leonard:" No they are my orders no move.my public awaits

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:25 am**

Leonard:" No they are my orders no move.my public awaits

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:16 pm**

batlchip wrote:Leonard: "No, they are my orders, now move. My public awaits!"