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Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:25 am
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
camk4evr wrote:
SRoss wrote:It was quiet in the Command Center when Sandra entered with the coffee tray. John and Helena were having a private conference in the Commander's office while Tony and Carter were down in the lower level with Paul playing Australian rules Football. The only ones still in the Command Center were Victor and Kano who were absorbed in a chess game when she approached. Suddenly, she let out a startled gasp and dropped the tray, dumping hot coffee on Kano's lap. Victor stared to ask what was wrong when he saw the Battle Fortress land in the crater outside.


I feel stupid for not realizing this was Space: 1999. I mean, not only did I use to watch this when I was a kid but I just finished watching season 1 on blu-ray a couple of weeks ago (I don't have the complete series and I'm hoping season 2 will be released on blu-ray soon).



"The Dragon" had to be the most terrifying of the episodes....tentacled critter grabbing and chewing up people..and impressed on me the reason why YOU DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE AIRLOCK WHEN YOU'VE OPENED UP AN UNFAMILIAR VESSEL. There's a good reason why there are all those derelict ships floating around in that one place, you idiots!


:eek:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"The Dragon" had to be the most terrifying of the episodes....tentacled critter grabbing and chewing up people..and impressed on me the reason why YOU DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE AIRLOCK WHEN YOU'VE OPENED UP AN UNFAMILIAR VESSEL. There's a good reason why there are all those derelict ships floating around in that one place, you idiots!


Don't forget that episode also explained why with all that technology, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP AN AXE HANDY.


From what I have read from what you guys said happen, I agree.
SRoss wrote:Minmei paused in her concert when she saw the battlepods. She hadn't had a chance to try the silly little wand that talking cat gave her, really didn't want to use it, but she saw no other options. Raising it above her head, she said the words.

"MACROSS PRISM POWER!!!"

The sight Minmei standing there in her Sailor Fuku was too much for Kyron. He was found in his Officer's Pod rolling on the ground laughing.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Minmei paused in her concert when she saw the battlepods. She hadn't had a chance to try the silly little wand that talking cat gave her, really didn't want to use it, but she saw no other options. Raising it above her head, she said the words.

"MACROSS PRISM POWER!!!"

The sight Minmei standing there in her Sailor Fuku was too much for Kyron. He was found in his Officer's Pod rolling on the ground laughing.


Lisa Hayes: "Sometimes, I'm a magnificent lieutenant commander. At other times, I'm a pining romantic . However, my real identity is Rick Hunter's significant other... Warrior of love, Cutie Honey!!"


:lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:12 am
by camk4evr
SRoss wrote:Minmei paused in her concert when she saw the battlepods. She hadn't had a chance to try the silly little wand that talking cat gave her, really didn't want to use it, but she saw no other options. Raising it above her head, she said the words.

"MACROSS PRISM POWER!!!"

The sight Minmei standing there in her Sailor Fuku was too much for Kyron. He was found in his Officer's Pod rolling on the ground laughing.


Considering the Macross' signature attack... I think I'd be curled up in a ball and crying

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:03 pm
by SRoss
Actually one positive note about technology in Space: 1999, was the idiot-proof settings on the Laser Pistol. Slide the switch one way, and it says KILL in big black letters, slide it the other way and it says STUN in big black letters.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:27 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:Actually one positive note about technology in Space: 1999, was the idiot-proof settings on the Laser Pistol. Slide the switch one way, and it says KILL in big black letters, slide it the other way and it says STUN in big black letters.



Yeah, but no POINT OTHER END AT TARGET on them.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:25 pm
by camk4evr
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Actually one positive note about technology in Space: 1999, was the idiot-proof settings on the Laser Pistol. Slide the switch one way, and it says KILL in big black letters, slide it the other way and it says STUN in big black letters.



Yeah, but no POINT OTHER END AT TARGET on them.



I think that that would go beyond the catergory of 'Idiot Proof' and into the category of 'To-Dumb-To-Live Proof' and that's kinda hard ^_^

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:32 pm
by taalismn
camk4evr wrote:
I think that that would go beyond the catergory of 'Idiot Proof' and into the category of 'To-Dumb-To-Live Proof' and that's kinda hard ^_^



"We're not exactly swimming in resources here at Moonbase Alpha. A certain amount of Darwinism is thus attractive to the overall health of the community."

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:44 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:
camk4evr wrote:
I think that that would go beyond the catergory of 'Idiot Proof' and into the category of 'To-Dumb-To-Live Proof' and that's kinda hard ^_^



"We're not exactly swimming in resources here at Moonbase Alpha. A certain amount of Darwinism is thus attractive to the overall health of the community."


I'll admit they had their problems, but they weren't Redshirts or Stormtroopers!!!

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:41 pm
by taalismn
"I've never seen so many stars out!"
"They ain't stars, Rusty, they're alien ships come to destroy our freedom, liberty, and way of life!"
*GASP*"Why would they want to do that, Big Guy?"
"Because they're aliens, it's what they do! WEll, these 'Znetraedi' might be hot stuff with all their spaceships where they come from, but here, in this solar system, they're just providing a target rich environment!"

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:08 pm
by glitterboy2098

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:42 pm
by Alpha 11
camk4evr wrote:
SRoss wrote:Minmei paused in her concert when she saw the battlepods. She hadn't had a chance to try the silly little wand that talking cat gave her, really didn't want to use it, but she saw no other options. Raising it above her head, she said the words.

"MACROSS PRISM POWER!!!"

The sight Minmei standing there in her Sailor Fuku was too much for Kyron. He was found in his Officer's Pod rolling on the ground laughing.


Considering the Macross' signature attack... I think I'd be curled up in a ball and crying


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Actually one positive note about technology in Space: 1999, was the idiot-proof settings on the Laser Pistol. Slide the switch one way, and it says KILL in big black letters, slide it the other way and it says STUN in big black letters.


:shock:

camk4evr wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Actually one positive note about technology in Space: 1999, was the idiot-proof settings on the Laser Pistol. Slide the switch one way, and it says KILL in big black letters, slide it the other way and it says STUN in big black letters.



Yeah, but no POINT OTHER END AT TARGET on them.



I think that that would go beyond the catergory of 'Idiot Proof' and into the category of 'To-Dumb-To-Live Proof' and that's kinda hard ^_^


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
camk4evr wrote:
I think that that would go beyond the catergory of 'Idiot Proof' and into the category of 'To-Dumb-To-Live Proof' and that's kinda hard ^_^



"We're not exactly swimming in resources here at Moonbase Alpha. A certain amount of Darwinism is thus attractive to the overall health of the community."


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"I've never seen so many stars out!"
"They ain't stars, Rusty, they're alien ships come to destroy our freedom, liberty, and way of life!"
*GASP*"Why would they want to do that, Big Guy?"
"Because they're aliens, it's what they do! WEll, these 'Znetraedi' might be hot stuff with all their spaceships where they come from, but here, in this solar system, they're just providing a target rich environment!"


Ignoric is blish.



:lol: Good show, just wish the ending was happier.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:52 pm
by glitterboy2098
Alpha 11 wrote:


:lol: Good show, just wish the ending was happier.


could have been worse. that "garlock" opening represents an alternate timeline when the ending was Worse, and they managed to defeat the big bad without figuring out how to stop the existential threat of excessive spiral energy.. leading to a scenario where Simon has to fight and destroy all life in the entire universe if humanity wants to avoid the universe itself ending. effectively humanity has to become the very thing they fought.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:41 pm
by SRoss
Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:09 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:



Rick Hunter has entered a region of space and time of love and pain, where passion and abuse collide, where affection is anger and gentle caresses are blunt force trauma. Rick Hunter has entered the Tsundere Zone.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:41 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:



Rick Hunter has entered a region of space and time of love and pain, where passion and abuse collide, where affection is anger and gentle caresses are blunt force trauma. Rick Hunter has entered the Tsundere Zone.


I kinda wish I could have done that to the people who brought that show to North America.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:56 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:[I kinda wish I could have done that to the people who brought that show to North America.


Did a quick wiki-search to find out about there series an-MYGOD!THE COLORS! THE MOE! THEY BURN! THEY BURN!

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:01 am
by Alpha 11
glitterboy2098 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:


:lol: Good show, just wish the ending was happier.


could have been worse. that "garlock" opening represents an alternate timeline when the ending was Worse, and they managed to defeat the big bad without figuring out how to stop the existential threat of excessive spiral energy.. leading to a scenario where Simon has to fight and destroy all life in the entire universe if humanity wants to avoid the universe itself ending. effectively humanity has to become the very thing they fought.


Sorry, I'm a sap for happy ending. Like him and his girl going of into the sun set together. I would have been happy if they had done that.

WARNIG SPOILERS:




BUT NOOOO!!!! She dies on their wedding day. And then he goes off into the sun set. :badbad: :x

SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:


:lol: :lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:08 am
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:



Rick Hunter has entered a region of space and time of love and pain, where passion and abuse collide, where affection is anger and gentle caresses are blunt force trauma. Rick Hunter has entered the Tsundere Zone.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[I kinda wish I could have done that to the people who brought that show to North America.


Did a quick wiki-search to find out about there series an-MYGOD!THE COLORS! THE MOE! THEY BURN! THEY BURN!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Your talking about Sailor Moon, right?

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:09 pm
by SRoss
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:



Rick Hunter has entered a region of space and time of love and pain, where passion and abuse collide, where affection is anger and gentle caresses are blunt force trauma. Rick Hunter has entered the Tsundere Zone.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[I kinda wish I could have done that to the people who brought that show to North America.


Did a quick wiki-search to find out about there series an-MYGOD!THE COLORS! THE MOE! THEY BURN! THEY BURN!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Your talking about Sailor Moon, right?


Umm... No THIS! :puke: :puke: :puke:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:51 pm
by SRoss
The giant **** Creature rose out of the Genesis Pit and confronted our heroes.

Arial: (Looking at Rook) "Let's [Censored] this [Censored] up."

Rook: "[Censored] A!!!"

In a blinding flash two stripper poles appear as Arial and Rook transform into a pair of sexy angels.

Arial swings around the pole and then bends to seductively pull off her panties, which becomes a flaming pistol. Meanwhile, Rook with a come hither look, leaning against her pole, slowly unrolls her stocking, which becomes a flaming sword.

Rook & Arial:"REPENT MOTHER [Censored]!!!"

After the short decisive battle...

Annie: "Scott, Rand, why are your jaws on the ground?"

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:37 pm
by taalismn
I've never seen it, but the basis of that last post has to be one of the most ####ed up ideas for an anime I have EVER heard of..almost as screwed up as the basis of the Neon Genesis Evangelion...

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:40 am
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick and Claudia, drawn by the bright flash arrive in time to see a transformation sequence finish.

Lisa & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!!!"

Rick goes teary eyed and squinches his face in an attempt to keep from laughing as the two look at him.

:eek: :eek: :eek: THWACK-CRUNCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Recognizing Ricks dilemma, Claudia rushes up and kicks him in the nadds to keep him from breaking down.

Rick: :oops: :oops: :oops: Thank you Claudia... :oops: :oops: :oops:



Rick Hunter has entered a region of space and time of love and pain, where passion and abuse collide, where affection is anger and gentle caresses are blunt force trauma. Rick Hunter has entered the Tsundere Zone.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[I kinda wish I could have done that to the people who brought that show to North America.


Did a quick wiki-search to find out about there series an-MYGOD!THE COLORS! THE MOE! THEY BURN! THEY BURN!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Your talking about Sailor Moon, right?


Umm... No THIS! :puke: :puke: :puke:


Well in all honestly, Sailor Moon looks like it could be worse, IMO. But that's just me, it could be the other way around for you. Though I loved your reaction. :lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:42 am
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:The giant **** Creature rose out of the Genesis Pit and confronted our heroes.

Arial: (Looking at Rook) "Let's [Censored] this [Censored] up."

Rook: "[Censored] A!!!"

In a blinding flash two stripper poles appear as Arial and Rook transform into a pair of sexy angels.

Arial swings around the pole and then bends to seductively pull off her panties, which becomes a flaming pistol. Meanwhile, Rook with a come hither look, leaning against her pole, slowly unrolls her stocking, which becomes a flaming sword.

Rook & Arial:"REPENT MOTHER [Censored]!!!"

After the short decisive battle...

Annie: "Scott, Rand, why are your jaws on the ground?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:I've never seen it, but the basis of that last post has to be one of the most ####ed up ideas for an anime I have EVER heard of..almost as screwed up as the basis of the Neon Genesis Evangelion...


Have to agree there, though it was funny.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:50 pm
by taalismn
Scott Bernard: "Seeing that last one made me, for a fleeting moment, rfondly remember the days when it was simple gaffs, foul-ups, and Rand being set on fire on this set."
Rand: "I'd like to forget that last one, Scott."
Scott: "I already said that."
Rand: "I mean the 'Rand being set on fire' part."

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:37 pm
by SRoss
Alpha 11 wrote:Well in all honestly, Sailor Moon looks like it could be worse, IMO. But that's just me, it could be the other way around for you. Though I loved your reaction. :lol:


You would say that if you had actually seen the series. The saccharin/sickening cuteness level was through the roof. Well beyond anything Sailor Moon ever did.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:55 pm
by SRoss
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:I've never seen it, but the basis of that last post has to be one of the most ####ed up ideas for an anime I have EVER heard of..almost as screwed up as the basis of the Neon Genesis Evangelion...


Have to agree there, though it was funny.


This is what I get for following Funamation of YouTube.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:03 pm
by taalismn
The black-clad woman with the impressive bosom and the annoying sultry look just looked at the bullet wounds the Fire Alchemist's service pistol had punched in her chest, and smiled.
"You didn't really think that GUNS would really stop me, did you?" :twisted:
The answer came from behind Roy: "Depends...if you use the right gun, you can stop just about anything."
Roy Mustang dared not take his eyes off the homonculus advancing towards him, but shouted over his shoulder; "Hunter, get back! I know what I'm doing."
The brown-haired woman who was one of Mustang's trusted subordinates ignored him as she stepped forward, reaching under her jacket. "So do I."
Lust grinned; "Oh, another gun? How amusin-"
She stopped as a weapons barrel came out of Lisa Hunter's jacket...a LONG barrel, insanely long, with a bore insanely wide, so long that Lust found herself involuntarily backing up to the rear of the room, and so wide that she could easily crawl up the...well, it looked like a gun's....barrel.
From behind the mass of this ordnance, Lisa Hunter's voice came, echoing down the bore; "Say hello to the Rheinmetall M-400 406mm 'Peacemaker', the most absurdly powerful handgun illegally available on the market! Even if you CAN regenerate from this, you may not want to! Provided it doesn't blow you into Earth orbit that is! Open wide!"
Lust: :shock: "...I shoulda stayed in bed today...."

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:39 pm
by SRoss
Gryphon wrote:*The four young girls launch into a highly involved spiel, flitting about the air while truly smashing sound and light shows erupt. Moments pass out of sheer incredulity, and then a growl is heard from the "enemy" the magical girls are about to unleash upon...*Now i have images of Precure going into a transformation or attack routine, and suddenly being mowed downed by a mini-gun...

"I am NOT about to be mocked by a quartet of Minmei wannabes and their chintzy freaking J-POP tunes!!!!"

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!

*The howling crescendo of noise stops, and after several more moments of stunned shock, the whining of the Multiple Barreled Lead Launcher of Doom (TM) winds down to silence. Several pairs of eyes turn slowly to face the individual at the back of the small cluster of security corpsmen and marine shock troopers, not a few of which are borderline into a heart attack, since many (well, a whole lot of manys really) of those same rounds really should have sliced them in half like so much cheese in an avalanche. The sight is...fetching, if your that sort, and terrifying, even if you do happen to be that sort. A not so petite brunette is standing there holding a mini-gun that would not appear out of place in the hands of a certain large, angry, bald black man with a major reason to dislike crab faced aliens. A curl of smoke wafts away, issuing from the mouth of the weapon. The not particularly petite brunette stands their grinning...somewhat maniacally, if it must be know...*

"What?! I used rubber bullets, they'll all be fine...eventually. Someone get these dingbats rounded up, tended to, and locked away...and get those damn holographic generators too, those things are decades ahead of what we have!"

*A dark haired young man gingerly pushes the mini-guns barrels aside, grimacing at the heat they still managed to generate. He seemed to consider the woman in front of him for a bit, and then managed to get his courage up a bit and ask a father pressing question...*

"Umm, Riku...was that...strictly necessary?" *Glances back at where the four girls lay sprawled across the ground, one of them currently under going artificial resuscitation*

"Strictly...well...no, but you have no idea how gloriously refreshing that was Lee, these last few weeks have been...somewhat trying, and these last few days have been more difficult than most..."

*Mean while, over to the side, a pair of the security personnel are recovering some of the equipment they find. The first can be heard to mutter something like "About time someone cut that nonsense off before it went on for five minutes!"*

*The other can be seen reading a sticker on the side of one of the aforementioned Holographic Generators*

"Property of...who the heck are Galactic Fairy and Super Dimensional Cinderella?!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:17 pm
by taalismn
Oh Ye Gods....slapstick with heavy caliber automatic weaponry.... :angel:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:45 am
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Seeing that last one made me, for a fleeting moment, rfondly remember the days when it was simple gaffs, foul-ups, and Rand being set on fire on this set."
Rand: "I'd like to forget that last one, Scott."
Scott: "I already said that."
Rand: "I mean the 'Rand being set on fire' part."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:Well in all honestly, Sailor Moon looks like it could be worse, IMO. But that's just me, it could be the other way around for you. Though I loved your reaction. :lol:


You would say that if you had actually seen the series. The saccharin/sickening cuteness level was through the roof. Well beyond anything Sailor Moon ever did.


I'll have to take your word for it. All I saw was some openings on YouTube. And if it was that bad, why did you watch it?

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:I've never seen it, but the basis of that last post has to be one of the most ####ed up ideas for an anime I have EVER heard of..almost as screwed up as the basis of the Neon Genesis Evangelion...


Have to agree there, though it was funny.


This is what I get for following Funamation of YouTube.


:shock: :lol: :shock: ...I don't know what to say...

taalismn wrote:The black-clad woman with the impressive bosom and the annoying sultry look just looked at the bullet wounds the Fire Alchemist's service pistol had punched in her chest, and smiled.
"You didn't really think that GUNS would really stop me, did you?" :twisted:
The answer came from behind Roy: "Depends...if you use the right gun, you can stop just about anything."
Roy Mustang dared not take his eyes off the homonculus advancing towards him, but shouted over his shoulder; "Hunter, get back! I know what I'm doing."
The brown-haired woman who was one of Mustang's trusted subordinates ignored him as she stepped forward, reaching under her jacket. "So do I."
Lust grinned; "Oh, another gun? How amusin-"
She stopped as a weapons barrel came out of Lisa Hunter's jacket...a LONG barrel, insanely long, with a bore insanely wide, so long that Lust found herself involuntarily backing up to the rear of the room, and so wide that she could easily crawl up the...well, it looked like a gun's....barrel.
From behind the mass of this ordnance, Lisa Hunter's voice came, echoing down the bore; "Say hello to the Rheinmetall M-400 406mm 'Peacemaker', the most absurdly powerful handgun illegally available on the market! Even if you CAN regenerate from this, you may not want to! Provided it doesn't blow you into Earth orbit that is! Open wide!"
Lust: :shock: "...I shoulda stayed in bed today...."


:lol: :lol: :lol: I want one!!

Gryphon wrote:*The four young girls launch into a highly involved spiel, flitting about the air while truly smashing sound and light shows erupt. Moments pass out of sheer incredulity, and then a growl is heard from the "enemy" the magical girls are about to unleash upon...*

"I am NOT about to be mocked by a quartet of Minmei wannabes and their chintzy freaking J-POP tunes!!!!"

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!

*The howling crescendo of noise stops, and after several more moments of stunned shock, the whining of the Multiple Barreled Lead Launcher of Doom (TM) winds down to silence. Several pairs of eyes turn slowly to face the individual at the back of the small cluster of security corpsmen and marine shock troopers, not a few of which are borderline into a heart attack, since many (well, a whole lot of manys really) of those same rounds really should have sliced them in half like so much cheese in an avalanche. The sight is...fetching, if your that sort, and terrifying, even if you do happen to be that sort. A not so petite brunette is standing there holding a mini-gun that would not appear out of place in the hands of a certain large, angry, bald black man with a major reason to dislike crab faced aliens. A curl of smoke wafts away, issuing from the mouth of the weapon. The not particularly petite brunette stands their grinning...somewhat maniacally, if it must be know...*

"What?! I used rubber bullets, they'll all be fine...eventually. Someone get these dingbats rounded up, tended to, and locked away...and get those damn holographic generators too, those things are decades ahead of what we have!"

*A dark haired young man gingerly pushes the mini-guns barrels aside, grimacing at the heat they still managed to generate. He seemed to consider the woman in front of him for a bit, and then managed to get his courage up a bit and ask a rather pressing question...*

"Umm, Riku...was that...strictly necessary?" *Glances back at where the four girls lay sprawled across the ground, one of them currently under going artificial resuscitation*

"Strictly...well...no, but you have no idea how gloriously refreshing that was Lee, these last few weeks have been...somewhat trying, and these last few days have been more difficult than most..."

*Mean while, over to the side, a pair of the security personnel are recovering some of the equipment they find. The first can be heard to mutter something like "About time someone cut that nonsense off before it went on for five minutes!"*

*The other can be seen reading a sticker on the side of one of the aforementioned Holographic Generators*

"Property of...who the heck are Galactic Fairy and Super Dimensional Cinderella?!"


Edited to remove a spare line I should have removed much earlier in this!


I acually liked her and Ranko's singing. :lol:

taalismn wrote:Oh Ye Gods....slapstick with heavy caliber automatic weaponry.... :angel:


At least it wasn't nukes. :D

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:56 am
by SRoss
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:Well in all honestly, Sailor Moon looks like it could be worse, IMO. But that's just me, it could be the other way around for you. Though I loved your reaction. :lol:


You would say that if you had actually seen the series. The saccharin/sickening cuteness level was through the roof. Well beyond anything Sailor Moon ever did.


I'll have to take your word for it. All I saw was some openings on YouTube. And if it was that bad, why did you watch it?


I was on Flu Medication at the time.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:50 am
by taalismn
Alpha 11 wrote:At least it wasn't nukes. :D



Yet.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:12 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:Well in all honestly, Sailor Moon looks like it could be worse, IMO. But that's just me, it could be the other way around for you. Though I loved your reaction. :lol:


You would say that if you had actually seen the series. The saccharin/sickening cuteness level was through the roof. Well beyond anything Sailor Moon ever did.


I'll have to take your word for it. All I saw was some openings on YouTube. And if it was that bad, why did you watch it?


I was on Flu Medication at the time.


I'll that your word for it. :wink:

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:At least it wasn't nukes. :D



Yet.


So true.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:30 pm
by taalismn
Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:The black-clad woman with the impressive bosom and the annoying sultry look just looked at the bullet wounds the Fire Alchemist's service pistol had punched in her chest, and smiled.
"You didn't really think that GUNS would really stop me, did you?" :twisted:
The answer came from behind Roy: "Depends...if you use the right gun, you can stop just about anything."
Roy Mustang dared not take his eyes off the homonculus advancing towards him, but shouted over his shoulder; "Hunter, get back! I know what I'm doing."
The brown-haired woman who was one of Mustang's trusted subordinates ignored him as she stepped forward, reaching under her jacket. "So do I."
Lust grinned; "Oh, another gun? How amusin-"
She stopped as a weapons barrel came out of Lisa Hunter's jacket...a LONG barrel, insanely long, with a bore insanely wide, so long that Lust found herself involuntarily backing up to the rear of the room, and so wide that she could easily crawl up the...well, it looked like a gun's....barrel.
From behind the mass of this ordnance, Lisa Hunter's voice came, echoing down the bore; "Say hello to the Rheinmetall M-400 406mm 'Peacemaker', the most absurdly powerful handgun illegally available on the market! Even if you CAN regenerate from this, you may not want to! Provided it doesn't blow you into Earth orbit that is! Open wide!"
Lust: :shock: "...I shoulda stayed in bed today...."


:lol: :lol: :lol: I want one!!



Go through about a thousand Time Loops after picking up Hidden Weapons Style Kung Fu and you might be able to.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:43 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:The black-clad woman with the impressive bosom and the annoying sultry look just looked at the bullet wounds the Fire Alchemist's service pistol had punched in her chest, and smiled.
"You didn't really think that GUNS would really stop me, did you?" :twisted:
The answer came from behind Roy: "Depends...if you use the right gun, you can stop just about anything."
Roy Mustang dared not take his eyes off the homonculus advancing towards him, but shouted over his shoulder; "Hunter, get back! I know what I'm doing."
The brown-haired woman who was one of Mustang's trusted subordinates ignored him as she stepped forward, reaching under her jacket. "So do I."
Lust grinned; "Oh, another gun? How amusin-"
She stopped as a weapons barrel came out of Lisa Hunter's jacket...a LONG barrel, insanely long, with a bore insanely wide, so long that Lust found herself involuntarily backing up to the rear of the room, and so wide that she could easily crawl up the...well, it looked like a gun's....barrel.
From behind the mass of this ordnance, Lisa Hunter's voice came, echoing down the bore; "Say hello to the Rheinmetall M-400 406mm 'Peacemaker', the most absurdly powerful handgun illegally available on the market! Even if you CAN regenerate from this, you may not want to! Provided it doesn't blow you into Earth orbit that is! Open wide!"
Lust: :shock: "...I shoulda stayed in bed today...."


:lol: :lol: :lol: I want one!!



Go through about a thousand Time Loops after picking up Hidden Weapons Style Kung Fu and you might be able to.


:-( Always got to be a catch.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:12 pm
by taalismn
Alpha 11 wrote:[

:-( Always got to be a catch.


That, and recoil on the thing is a bastard..

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:39 am
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

:-( Always got to be a catch.


That, and recoil on the thing is a bastard..


Are we talking Glittor Boy or MAC recoil?

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:12 pm
by taalismn
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

:-( Always got to be a catch.


That, and recoil on the thing is a bastard..


Are we talking Glittor Boy or MAC recoil?



MAC recoil. The sort that bends thin little laser-pylons like wire kitchen twisties.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:21 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

:-( Always got to be a catch.


That, and recoil on the thing is a bastard..


Are we talking Glittor Boy or MAC recoil?



MAC recoil. The sort that bends thin little laser-pylons like wire kitchen twisties.


:shock:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:31 pm
by taalismn
The trick is to have part of the gun still -IN- the dimensional pocket you're storing it in, and not putting any part of your body behind the axis of recoil...that way the gun recoils INTO the dimensional pocket(and, with an appropriate counterbalance, slides back, while an autoreload mechanism, perhaps cocked by the recoil, loads the next round for firing).

The alternate concept is something like the Paladin Steel ThunderBunny, where the weapon(a large caliber revolver) is really the designator for a teleport mechanism (situated in a concealed room or large vehicle nearby) that teleports/fires a MUCH larger projectile(like a 400mm missile) through a dimensional portal/teleport gate directly in front of the barrel of the handheld gun...giving much the same result of putting an obscene amount of bullet in your opponent's face.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:16 pm
by taalismn
“You’re all a bunch of pansies” declared the burly crewcut man with the diagonal scars across his head. “Utter, total, cotton-balled pansies.”
None of the men huddled up against the wall objected to the assessment. Some of them glared back or grimaced, but they didn’t verbalize their objections.
The khaki-clad accuser didn’t relent in his accusations. “You’re all bloody cowards! No guts, no glory! No risk, no benefit! I can understand the wrinkled up old bastard and the desk jockey being pansies...I dealt with similar already, but YOU! You’re military! Don’t you have ANY self-respect!?”
The blond-haired man with the faceplate gritted his teeth. “I was shooting down aces while you were still trying to figure out how to get your brains past your fly-zipper!”
The so-named colonel was unimpressed. “Lordy! A fly-boy! No wonder you’re a blue-balled coward when it comes to field-soldiering! Any REAL work in the mud and trees, and you start calling for air-evac! Spare me your kill-claims, button-pusher! I don’t see a single real soldier among the lot of you!”
“You don’t understand the realities of the Game, Colonel!”
“I DO understand that I’m still standing, I got a knife, a gun, and my freakin’ self-respect! And that I appear to be saddled with a bunch of limp-wristed freaks who are just going to weigh me down in hostile territory! Even stick-boy there had more nerve than you lot of raccoon-vomit!” The man gestured with his bayonet to the cooling body sprawled by the opening of the cave they were in.
“Colonel, Kuno’s an idiot. Like you, he’s never been clear on the Game, but at least he has congenital stupidity as an excuse.”
“HAD, Glasses! Past tense.”
“Present tense. He’ll be back again, dumb as ever. Just like you will be, as you’ll learn.”
“You know something? I almost believe you! But I also believe this; I ain’t spending my afterlife or whatever this is with you sorry lot of losers! I’m going out to make my own way and kick some @$$.”
“Fine, be that way. See you on the other side.”
“Like I’m going to be intimidated by a bunch of freaks, not after what I’ve already seen and experienced!”
“Believe me, you ain’t got NOTHING on what we’ve already experienced...”
“Yeah, yeah,yeah...you pad your resume like an RDA exec changing offices! Well, I’m outta here! Enjoy sniffin’ each others’ fear-stink!”
With a final middle-finger gesture the burley Marine turned and strode towards the cave mouth, pausing a moment to check around outside before jumping down.
Then the enormous white shapes with the four arms jumped down on top of him.
WUNCH#snarlbitemaimmanglegrowl###
“ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!”
“...and so the education begins.”
##Gnashsmashbendfoldspindlemutilateeviscerate##
“:AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!”
@GOUGEcrunch#snarlpawclaw#scroopbiteprydevour@
“Yep...they just ate his eyes like ju-jubes.”
“They’ll be coming after us next.”
“We’re in a cave, remember?”
grrrooooooowwwwwwwllllllllllllll
“...right. Of COURSE the cave is already occupied. Stupid foolish of me to forget the rules of the Game.”

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:57 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:The trick is to have part of the gun still -IN- the dimensional pocket you're storing it in, and not putting any part of your body behind the axis of recoil...that way the gun recoils INTO the dimensional pocket(and, with an appropriate counterbalance, slides back, while an autoreload mechanism, perhaps cocked by the recoil, loads the next round for firing).

The alternate concept is something like the Paladin Steel ThunderBunny, where the weapon(a large caliber revolver) is really the designator for a teleport mechanism (situated in a concealed room or large vehicle nearby) that teleports/fires a MUCH larger projectile(like a 400mm missile) through a dimensional portal/teleport gate directly in front of the barrel of the handheld gun...giving much the same result of putting an obscene amount of bullet in your opponent's face.


:D SWEET!! :D

taalismn wrote:“You’re all a bunch of pansies” declared the burly crewcut man with the diagonal scars across his head. “Utter, total, cotton-balled pansies.”
None of the men huddled up against the wall objected to the assessment. Some of them glared back or grimaced, but they didn’t verbalize their objections.
The khaki-clad accuser didn’t relent in his accusations. “You’re all bloody cowards! No guts, no glory! No risk, no benefit! I can understand the wrinkled up old bastard and the desk jockey being pansies...I dealt with similar already, but YOU! You’re military! Don’t you have ANY self-respect!?”
The blond-haired man with the faceplate gritted his teeth. “I was shooting down aces while you were still trying to figure out how to get your brains past your fly-zipper!”
The so-named colonel was unimpressed. “Lordy! A fly-boy! No wonder you’re a blue-balled coward when it comes to field-soldiering! Any REAL work in the mud and trees, and you start calling for air-evac! Spare me your kill-claims, button-pusher! I don’t see a single real soldier among the lot of you!”
“You don’t understand the realities of the Game, Colonel!”
“I DO understand that I’m still standing, I got a knife, a gun, and my freakin’ self-respect! And that I appear to be saddled with a bunch of limp-wristed freaks who are just going to weigh me down in hostile territory! Even stick-boy there had more nerve than you lot of raccoon-vomit!” The man gestured with his bayonet to the cooling body sprawled by the opening of the cave they were in.
“Colonel, Kuno’s an idiot. Like you, he’s never been clear on the Game, but at least he has congenital stupidity as an excuse.”
“HAD, Glasses! Past tense.”
“Present tense. He’ll be back again, dumb as ever. Just like you will be, as you’ll learn.”
“You know something? I almost believe you! But I also believe this; I ain’t spending my afterlife or whatever this is with you sorry lot of losers! I’m going out to make my own way and kick some @$$.”
“Fine, be that way. See you on the other side.”
“Like I’m going to be intimidated by a bunch of freaks, not after what I’ve already seen and experienced!”
“Believe me, you ain’t got NOTHING on what we’ve already experienced...”
“Yeah, yeah,yeah...you pad your resume like an RDA exec changing offices! Well, I’m outta here! Enjoy sniffin’ each others’ fear-stink!”
With a final middle-finger gesture the burley Marine turned and strode towards the cave mouth, pausing a moment to check around outside before jumping down.
Then the enormous white shapes with the four arms jumped down on top of him.
WUNCH#snarlbitemaimmanglegrowl###
“ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!”
“...and so the education begins.”
##Gnashsmashbendfoldspindlemutilateeviscerate##
“:AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!”
@GOUGEcrunch#snarlpawclaw#scroopbiteprydevour@
“Yep...they just ate his eyes like ju-jubes.”
“They’ll be coming after us next.”
“We’re in a cave, remember?”
grrrooooooowwwwwwwllllllllllllll
“...right. Of COURSE the cave is already occupied. Stupid foolish of me to forget the rules of the Game.”


:lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:04 pm
by taalismn
Gryphon wrote:So I guess its my turn then, right?

OK, I'll bite: What the heck was that? I think i recognized one Ranma character there, and the guy form Avatar, but after that, I have no idea...



The main bastards on the Game of Pain, since it is originally a Robotech-Evangelion crossover, are T.R. 'FlyBoy' Edwards, Ikari 'Glases' Gendo, and Keele 'Withered Old Man' Lorenz. Tatewaki Kuno is working off the crime of cloning and brainwashing a hundred-odd Ranma/Rankos to be his sex-slaves(illegal use of Protoculturer technology: plus the abuse of Human Cloning and Zylonic Probes equals serious penalties). Quaritch is there because he's a general @$$ for a colonel. The stage for this episode is Barsoom, complete with White Apes.

Other guest stars appear as karma requires.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:32 pm
by DhAkael
taalismn wrote:
Gryphon wrote:So I guess its my turn then, right?

OK, I'll bite: What the heck was that? I think i recognized one Ranma character there, and the guy form Avatar, but after that, I have no idea...



The main bastards on the Game of Pain, since it is originally a Robotech-Evangelion crossover, are T.R. 'FlyBoy' Edwards, Ikari 'Glases' Gendo, and Keele 'Withered Old Man' Lorenz. Tatewaki Kuno is working off the crime of cloning and brainwashing a hundred-odd Ranma/Rankos to be his sex-slaves(illegal use of Protoculturer technology: plus the abuse of Human Cloning and Zylonic Probes equals serious penalties). Quaritch is there because he's a general @$$ for a colonel. The stage for this episode is Barsoom, complete with White Apes.

Other guest stars appear as karma requires.

Meanwhile Cpt. Okita (or Admiral if you do the continuation of the mythos of 'Yamato') is in the corner playing Go-Fish with Kodai Susuma, barely registering the carnage outside.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:16 pm
by taalismn
DhAkael wrote:[Meanwhile Cpt. Okita (or Admiral if you do the continuation of the mythos of 'Yamato') is in the corner playing Go-Fish with Kodai Susuma, barely registering the carnage outside.



Not sure WHY those two would be there....you have to be a real bastard(in the sense of "I killed everybody in that village and enjoyed every minute of it" or "I knowingly signed the execution orders for innocent people") to get a guest star role on the Game of Paiin...unless you're a guest torturer('Hello, I'm Severian of Nessus. I was asked to come here to inflict pain and suffering for a fortnight.").

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:10 pm
by glitterboy2098
clearly it's the versions from the live action film, who did a crap load of highly unethical things in order to (accidentally!) save earth.
Cpt. Okita created a false story about a promise of radiation cleaner tech in order to get the Yamato built and launched. then lost half his crew on the resulting suicidal and pointless mission. then Kodai, despite having been told the truth, kept the secret and got most of the other half of the crew killed on what he knew was a one way trip into the enemies stronghold.
the fact that they were able to get two of the several dozen people on said mission back to the ship, and return the ship with the means to save earth, was pure accident, and wouldn't override the rest of their actions.

note that even before the film's events, Cpt. Okita had a history of abandoning his fellow captains (the fact some of those were willing suicides in ancient japanese fashion wouldn't excuse it), and Kodai was the best fighter pilot earth had early in the war, then he quit after one bad defeat... and then instead of becoming an instructor or something to help the war effort, became a bum scraping up scarps of metal for salvage.

not quite as bad as Gendo or Quaritch, but enough to warrant a few rounds through the game of pain.

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:50 pm
by SRoss
Col. Edwards surveyed the scene with disdain.

"IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT!!! A COUPLE WHITE HAIRED FREAKY ROMANIAN TWINS!!!"

The little boy and girl smile, in a fear inspiring fashion.

Inside the cave, hours later, still trying to ignore Edwards tortured screams.

"He'll never learn, will he?"

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:02 pm
by DhAkael
taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:[Meanwhile Cpt. Okita (or Admiral if you do the continuation of the mythos of 'Yamato') is in the corner playing Go-Fish with Kodai Susuma, barely registering the carnage outside.



Not sure WHY those two would be there....you have to be a real bastard(in the sense of "I killed everybody in that village and enjoyed every minute of it" or "I knowlingly signed the execution orders for innocent people") to get a guest star role on the Game of Paiin...unless you're a guest torturer('Hello, I'm Severian of Nessus. I was asked to come here to inflict pain and suffering for a fortnight.").


Nah; they're OVERseers ;-)

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:15 pm
by taalismn
DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:[Meanwhile Cpt. Okita (or Admiral if you do the continuation of the mythos of 'Yamato') is in the corner playing Go-Fish with Kodai Susuma, barely registering the carnage outside.



Not sure WHY those two would be there....you have to be a real bastard(in the sense of "I killed everybody in that village and enjoyed every minute of it" or "I knowlingly signed the execution orders for innocent people") to get a guest star role on the Game of Paiin...unless you're a guest torturer('Hello, I'm Severian of Nessus. I was asked to come here to inflict pain and suffering for a fortnight.").


Nah; they're OVERseers ;-)



"So if they're not outta the cave in, say, three minutes...Desslock Gas?"
"No. We work with local ingredients. Rabid calots."

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:28 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:Col. Edwards surveyed the scene with disdain.

"IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT!!! A COUPLE WHITE HAIRED FREAKY ROMANIAN TWINS!!!"

The little boy and girl smile, in a fear inspiring fashion.

Inside the cave, hours later, still trying to ignore Edwards tortured screams.

"He'll never learn, will he?"


:lol: :eek: The twins from Black Lagoon. I really felt sorry for those kids.
taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:[Meanwhile Cpt. Okita (or Admiral if you do the continuation of the mythos of 'Yamato') is in the corner playing Go-Fish with Kodai Susuma, barely registering the carnage outside.



Not sure WHY those two would be there....you have to be a real bastard(in the sense of "I killed everybody in that village and enjoyed every minute of it" or "I knowlingly signed the execution orders for innocent people") to get a guest star role on the Game of Paiin...unless you're a guest torturer('Hello, I'm Severian of Nessus. I was asked to come here to inflict pain and suffering for a fortnight.").


Nah; they're OVERseers ;-)



"So if they're not outta the cave in, say, three minutes...Desslock Gas?"
"No. We work with local ingredients. Rabid calots."


:lol:

Re: Robotech Crossover question

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:02 am
by taalismn
#RED ALERT! RED ALERT!#
“Confirm what we just saw! What was it?!”
“Captain, the Fossey confirms it! We just had a massive spacial-temporal event of unusual symmetry. ORACLE sensors detected a pattern orange centered at the area of effect, then the lifeforce of every human being in the area of effect just ceased at the same time that energy anomaly came into existence! Then the solar eclipse happened and the energy mass just collapsed and we’re registering human life signs again!”
“Area of the anomaly coverage?”
“Several hundred kloms across. Confirm a pentacle substructure to it. No, make that TWO pentacle substructures.”
“That entity we saw, what is its status now?”
“Massive Blood Pattern Orange spike coinciding with the lifeforce blackout...then it switched to Blue. We’re still detecting it at the center of the anomaly zone, but it’s much weaker!”
“We have a match on the life force mass, Captain! We have a more than fifty percent pattern coincidence match with previous observed phenomena.”
“...Which phenomena, Mister Sable?”
“It’s flagged as a Phlegathon Event.”
“....”
“It is a Pattern Blue? Would you say it is an Angel?”
“Within an eighty percent match. It is still active and detectable at the observed anomaly center.”
“Then I am declaring a Code Imp and authorizing release of anti-Angel weaponry. Plot a tactical vector and firing solution on the Code Blue immediately!”
“Blue Pattern’s in the middle of densely populated area, Captain! Use of N-two, reflex, or positron weaponry may result in massive collateral damage at this range!”
”Understood, Mister Termonde! Are our Lances accurate enough for a surgical strike?”
“Yes, Captain, aside from sonic boom effects.”
“Prepare three Lances for firing, as soon as we have an accurate fix on the target!”
“For the record, Captain, may I remind you we’re dealing with a T-level five society down there?”
“Duly noted, Mister Angora! But we have apparently borne witness to an attempted Impact Event! We cannot allow the responsible entity another chance to try it again. We’ll worry about recovery of expended technology AFTER we’ve confirmed the entity’s neutralization. Fire when ready, Mister Termonde!”
“Aye-aye, Captain Hunter!”

In the belly of the battlecruiser, a large hatch opens, revealing a jaggedly-sharp array of angled ordnance.
A single large flat bladed projectile silently slides out of the bay with switchblade-like precision, the recently-charged positron bottles on its tail-end glowing with confined anti-matter violence. Once clear of the cruiser, there is a series of small, intensely bright flashes, as several of the bottles liberate their energies, instantly imparting their force to the Lance, which snap-accelerates away, towards the blue-green planet below.

<<Pitful Humans. Inferior Vermin. I hold nearly a million souls within me.>> The Homonculus known as ‘Father’ calmly stated as he laid waste all about him.
“KEEP FIRING!”
“Our weapons aren’t even scratching him!”
“More ammunition! Keep carving at him! Wear him down!”
“He can’t burn Philosophers’ Stones forever! He HAS to run out of power sometime!”
“Can you give me a specific time on that!”
<<Vermin! Especially you, Alchemist!>>
“AYIIIEEE!!!!”
”Hohenheim, can’t we DO anything?!”
“Don’t let him counterattack!”
<<Die!>>
“Damnit!”
“WE NEED MORE FIREPOWER!”
“What’s tha-”
Those present would later claim that they saw a flash high in the sky and heard a high chiming note before...
WHUD!
<<AYYYEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGgg!!!!>>

WHHOOOOMMMPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
“YYYYYIIIIIIIIII!!!!”
”HANG ON!”
“WHAT THE---”
The resulting shockwave blew out all the remaining windows in the royal palace, sent loose debris flying, and bowled men over like toys.
“Ed! Alphonse!”
“What the heck just happened, Lieutenant!? What just happened?! Tell me! You’re my eyes!”
*“White Squad! Report! Report! What just happened?!”*
“Where’d that thing go?!”
“Was that an earthquake?”
“It came from the sky, I think!”
“WHERE’S THE DAMN BASTARD!!! HE CAN’T GET AWAY!!!!”
“I don’t sense anything!!!”
“Is he really gone...?”

“Confirm Pattern Blue just disipated, Captain! Direct hit!”
“Lance is apparently some forty-eighty meters underground by now.”
“Good. Stand down reserve Lance launches, but keep the system locked in just in case. Scramble a recon flight and CAP Seraphs with anti-Angel armaments and tell them to do a close fly-by recon to tell what the situation is on the ground. If it’s still down there and hiding, I want to know immediately. If it’s gone, we still need to recover the Lance.”



Tak.Tak.Tak.
The being of truth looked up. The sound of footsteps in its realmwas unusual to say the least.
Equally unusual was the fact that the expected mortal wasn’t alone. The blue-haired, red-eyed, white-clad woman with the glacial bearing, leading the group was unexpected, as were the two heavily armored figures escorting.
If the being of truth had eyes, it would be blinking them.
//You//
“Yes. Me.”
//You’re not alone//
“No.”
The blue-haired woman broke in. “We’ve come for the boy. All of him. And the leg.”
//What are you going to offer in exchange? Your life? ...Or theirs?//
The blue-haired woman took up the conversation.
“This isn’t an exchange. It’s a liberation.”
//The Law of Equivalent Exchange demands a toll//
“The Law is irrelevent. It assumes a static cosmos that cannot generate energy or benefit. The Law is subject to change. Starting now.”
//You cannot change universal Truth as you see fit, nor meddle as you see fit without consequence. You presume too much. This I know, for I am ‘you’//
“Spare me the mind-games. We are here. We can touch you. We can hurt you.You arbitrarily take and give without compassion. We are here on a mission of mercy, but stand in our way, and we will offer you none. The boy.”
//You would threaten God?!//
“We’ve encountered many beings who claimed to be gods. Some more impressive than you. We killed them.”
//You dare?! You cannot harm m-//
NEVER MIND ME. I CAN WAIT A FEW MINUTES.
//Take the boy. Exit’s that way//
“And the leg.”
//Fine. And the leg//
“Come on, Al, everybody’s waiting for us!”