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Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:19 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Waashu: "Oh, this looks interesting..." (Begins poking Xenomorph egg...)
Facehugger: (Still inside egg...) **SCCCCRRRREEEEEECCCCCHHHHHH!!!** (Translation: "STAY AWAY!!!")

"That was rather mean of you, attaching that IED to that facegripper, knowing it would return to the queen like that."
"Same principle as ant-buttons; use the drones to take the poison back to the nest."
(Sound of distant explosions popping in rapid succession)
"Ripley would be proud of you."
"Best homeroom kindergarten teacher I ever had."

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:55 am**

Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:37 pm**

SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Ah, Home schooling."

"Today, we're covering arctic animal anatomy!"
"YYYAARRGGGHHH!!!"
:shock:

"...let's try to pull off the gastro-intestinal tract module from the OUTSIDE, okay?"

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:31 pm**

SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:51 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."

"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:55 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."

"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."

"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already." :nh:

"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)
:shock:

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:15 pm**

Must be somebody else...Tolliver loves his kids...even the ones that 'morph into half-ton killer insectoids.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:18 pm**

taalismn wrote:Must be somebody else...Tolliver loves his kids...even the ones that 'morph into half-ton killer insectoids.

Meanwhile ... In UEsG Headquarters...

"Let me get this straight, We exiled these rejects and loonies to IceGuard, but failed notice the exemption that allows the ones that are parents to come down for school functions!?!"

"According to HR we have to let them attend..."

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:27 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."

"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."

"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already."
"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)

Twitch: "I knew switching places with Tolliver would pay off."

Arnie100: (Looking nervously at the girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide, holding a spear, sniffing him.) "What about this one?"

Twitch: "Oh! That's Niomi's oldest. She told me to enroll her in classes while I'm here. Don't worry. Unless you show signs of weakness she isn't likely to skin and eat you."

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:54 pm**

Major Jones: "What can you tell us of what's going on back in the Warm, Mister Tolliver?"
Tolliver: "Too dangerous outside the school. Never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel safer back here."

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:08 am**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!"

"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."

"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."

"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already."
"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)

Twitch: "I knew switching places with Tolliver would pay off."

Arnie100: (Looking nervously at the girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide, holding a spear, sniffing him.) "What about this one?"

Twitch: "Oh! That's Niomi's oldest. She told me to enroll her in classes while I'm here. Don't worry. Unless you show signs of weakness she isn't likely to skin and eat you."

Annie: "Ooohhh...lookit the teddy bear with the stick!"
Girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide: :shock:

(Turns and runs away screaming...)
Twitch: :shock:

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:22 pm**

"Twitch, Tim Taylor and Washuu walk into a lab..."

:eek:

"Race you to the bunker!" :eek:

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:37 pm**

SRoss wrote:"Twitch, Tim Taylor and Washuu walk into a lab..."

"Race you to the bunker!"

Bunker: <<ATTEMPTED UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY. USE OF DEADLY FORCE PERMISSABLE!>>

"It's just a Bunker! What's it gonna do?"

(Several Gatling guns suddenly appear...)

:shock:

"That's so wrong..."

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:59 pm**

<<FACULTY BIOMETRICS ACCEPTED, INDIVIDUALS IN APPROVAL DIRECTORY IDENTIFIED BY SPECIFIC BIO-CODE. SITUATION RED! WLCOME IN!>>
"What does it mean by that?"
"It's keyed to ID you by your knocking knees, him by his ####ing himself, you by your chattering teeth, and me by my obscenity-laced praying under my breath."

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:19 am**

Elsewhere in MCH #69.

Tanya: "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! THIS IS MILITARY ETHICS 101! I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR!"

Robotech Master: (Observing from orbit) "Damn! I thought WE were ruthless!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:56 am**

taalismn wrote:<<FACULTY BIOMETRICS ACCEPTED, INDIVIDUALS IN APPROVAL DIRECTORY IDENTIFIED BY SPECIFIC BIO-CODE. SITUATION RED! WLCOME IN!>>
"What does it mean by that?"
"It's keyed to ID you by your knocking knees, him by his ####ing himself, you by your chattering teeth, and me by my obscenity-laced praying under my breath."

"In other words...a bunker just called us a bunch of cowards?"
"Yup."

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:30 pm**

"Worse. It BUTTONHOLED us as cowards."

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:28 pm**

taalismn wrote:"Worse. It BUTTONHOLED us as cowards."

"What a stupid machine...I'm not like Edwa -- "
Bunker: <<ACCESS DENIED. YOU HAVE HURT MY FEELINGS.>>
:shock:

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:47 pm**

"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:24 am**

taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:56 pm**

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."

"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:48 pm**

SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."

"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."

"What could possibly ha -- "

KA-BLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon and Batlchip: :shock:

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:57 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."

"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."

"What could possibly ha -- "

KA-BLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon and Batlchip:

"Wow, the ancient Hebrew demon knows how to rig MDC Claymores. Who knew?"

"This is why you shouldn't open it."

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:02 pm**

"iy's why the local rabbi is ex-IDF and drives a Rhino bomb-disposal vehicle."

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:13 am**

*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:12 am**

batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:33 pm**

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"

(Suddenly, the door to the room is kicked open...)

Sammie: "What are you doing with MY man, harlot?! I'M the only one who can punish him that way! (Knocks Minmei out with an impressive right hook...) You've been such a BAD BOY! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!" (Takes out a ridiculously large paddle...)
Khyron: :shock:

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:26 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"

(Suddenly, the door to the room is kicked open...)

Sammie: "What are you doing with MY man, harlot?! I'M the only one who can punish him that way! (Knocks Minmei out with an impressive right hook...) You've been such a BAD BOY! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!" (Takes out a ridiculously large paddle...)
Khyron:

Batlchip: :shock:

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:33 pm**

Khyron: "Should I use the featherduster?"
Sammie: "No, dear, I'm getting out the vacuum cleaner."
Khyron: "Oh boooooyyyy..."

Rei Ayanami: "Now you know why Ruri and I sleep over at your place at least once a week."
Asuka:"...I think I can consider that 'offering sancuary'..."

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:30 pm**

Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2: :shock:

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:20 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."

And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:48 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."

And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!

Roomba: (With Lang's vacuum) :lol:

"AT LAST! I'VE ACHIEVED EVOLUTIONARY PERFECTION!!!" :lol:

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:58 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."

And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!

Roomba: (With Lang's vacuum) "AT LAST! I'VE ACHIEVED EVOLUTIONARY PERFECTION!!!"

Tim Taylor :twisted:

"Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:41 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor "Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu

Washuu: "Tim, your series has been off the air for...how many years now? Time to give it a rest."

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:38 am**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor "Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu

Washuu: "Tim, your series has been off the air for...how many years now? Time to give it a rest."

Tim Taylor: "At least they still show mine!"
Waashu: "Touche!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:00 pm**

Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) :heart:

"Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!" :heart:

Every Male in the Class: :fl:

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:54 pm**

SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!"

Every Male in the Class:

Every Female in the Class:

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:58 pm**

SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!"

Every Male in the Class:

"Remember; if somebody asks 'are you a god?', answer 'Yes'."---Hernan Cortez

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:19 am**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!"

Every Male in the Class:

"Remember; if somebody asks 'are you a god?', answer 'Yes'."---Hernan Cortez

"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:29 pm**

SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:11 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"

"Physics actually..."

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:49 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"

"Physics actually..."

Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "I think she's losing it..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I KNOW she's losing it!"

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:17 am**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"

"Physics actually..."

Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"

"Because our animators decided to draw humans with REALISTIC proportions. Your half Chinese, half Japanese. Neither ethnic group is known for being um, chesty."

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:00 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."

"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"

"Physics actually..."

Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"

"Because our animators decided to draw humans with REALISTIC proportions. Your half Chinese, half Japanese. Neither ethnic group is known for being um, chesty."

"Trust me, you'd be plenty surprised that there are Chinese and Japanese women that are chesty."

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:26 pm**

"Your next science question, students?"
"Do breast implants expand and explode in space?"
"Your next science question, please?"

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:06 pm**

Minmei: (Laughing insanely) :demon:

"SOON! I WILL BE THE ONE TRUE GODDESS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!" :demon:

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S DECAPITATED RICK ASLEY!!!" :eek:

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:22 pm**

SRoss wrote:Minmei: (Laughing insanely) "SOON! I WILL BE THE ONE TRUE GODDESS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!"

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S DECAPITATED RICK ASLEY!!!"

"Drama queen..."

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:22 pm**

Beyonce: "B***h, I'M the GODDESS OF ENT -- "

BLAM!!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!!

(Down Below...)

Beyonce and Charon: :shock:

(Meanwhile...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH MY GOD! MINMEI'S LOST HER MIND!'
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:39 pm**

Rick James: "I'M RICK JAMES FO..."

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

"Saw that coming a mile away." :roll:

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:10 am**

Leonard:"Hmmmm.... fembot?"
Harry:"Turned into a toaster"
SRoss :"Cylon?"
Harry:"turned into a toaster."
Leonard :"Daleks? "
Harry:"Turned into a toaster."
Lisa:"Transformers?"
Harry:"Turn ed into toasters."
Claudia:"what about the terminator?"
Batlchip:"turned into Edward from twilight. (Everyone looks at me) What I thought a change in plot was due?.

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