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Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:52 am**

"Who the (bleep) is Harry?"

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:54 am**

Nova: "Don't worry. I arranged something."

Elsewhere.

Minmei roosters her guns, suddenly a barrage of mortar gas rounds blanket the area she's standing in.

Reasonable Marine FO: (Muffled by his gas mask) "Sleeping Beauty's gone nite nite! Repeat! Sleeping Beauty's gone nite nite! Deploy the recovery team."

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:51 pm**

Minmei: "That's what they think...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" :twisted:

(Down Below...)

Charon and Reasonable Marines: :shock:

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:43 pm**

Claudia: (Cracking her knuckles)

"Alright! Offing Chuck Berry was a step too far!!!"

(Taking out her transformation pen) "NEMESIS POWER! MAKE UP!" "Planetary Bombardment Punch!"

#THWACK!!!#

Charon: "Ah! Minmei. There are some people down here who want to have a few words with you." :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:12 pm**

Principal: "And today's special guest is...Chuck Norris!"
Chuck Norris: (cellphone beep-beep-beep) "Hello...Dial-A-Prayer? Help."

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:50 pm**

SRoss wrote:Claudia: (Cracking her knuckles) "Alright! Offing Chuck Berry was a step too far!!!" (Taking out her transformation pen) "NEMESIS POWER! MAKE UP!" "Planetary Bombardment Punch!"

#THWACK!!!#

Charon: "Ah! Minmei. There are some people down here who want to have a few words with you."

Minmei: "Really, now?" (Whips out ridiculously large Gatling gun...)

(Down Below...)

Charon, Chuck Barry, Beyonce, Claudia, Chuck Norris and various others: :shock:

Minmei: (Singing...) "This is my time...FOR REVENGE!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:49 pm**

Student 1: "So we just had a celebrity mass kill-off, and a large chunk of the Earth blown away."
Student 2: "And it's not even mid-day study hall yet."

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:06 am**

Arnie100 wrote:"Who the (bleep) is Harry?"

Harry Potter:"See Ron. Told you they would forget about me."

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:39 pm**

batlchip wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Who the (bleep) is Harry?"

Harry Potter:"See Ron. Told you they would forget about me."

BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!!

Minmei: "Dead Harry Pottymouth and friend!" :twisted:

(Down Below...)

Charon, Harry and Ron: :shock:

(Meanwhile...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "I just realized something...if Minmei succeeds in her plan...we'll only have Minmei for a celebrity!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:32 pm**

Nova: "The only way to handle this is to lure Minmei to a location with people even SHE can't handle."

Cut to... MCH #69's Bulletin Board.

MONUMENT CITY HIGH SCHOOL #69
TALENT COMPETITION!!!
All Students Welcome!

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:06 pm**

SRoss wrote:Nova: "The only way to handle this is to lure Minmei to a location with people even SHE can't handle."

Cut to... MCH #69's Bulletin Board.

MONUMENT CITY HIGH SCHOOL #69
TALENT COMPETITION!!!
All Students Welcome!

(Thousands of Minmei clones show up armed to the teeth with Gatling guns, multiple rocket launchers, etc....and holy Cr@p...a SYNCHRO CANNON?!)

Minmei Clone: "Who says we can't handle them?" :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:29 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Nova: "The only way to handle this is to lure Minmei to a location with people even SHE can't handle."

Cut to... MCH #69's Bulletin Board.

MONUMENT CITY HIGH SCHOOL #69
TALENT COMPETITION!!!
All Students Welcome!

(Thousands of Minmei clones show up armed to the teeth with Gatling guns, multiple rocket launchers, etc....and holy Cr@p...a SYNCHRO CANNON?!)

Minmei Clone: "Who says we can't handle them?"

The students look at the Minmei clones and smile. :twisted:

Random MCH #69 Student: "Geez! I thought it would be something threatening." :roll:

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:49 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Nova: "The only way to handle this is to lure Minmei to a location with people even SHE can't handle."

Cut to... MCH #69's Bulletin Board.

MONUMENT CITY HIGH SCHOOL #69
TALENT COMPETITION!!!
All Students Welcome!

(Thousands of Minmei clones show up armed to the teeth with Gatling guns, multiple rocket launchers, etc....and holy Cr@p...a SYNCHRO CANNON?!)

Minmei Clone: "Who says we can't handle them?"

The students look at the Minmei clones and smile.

Random MCH #69 Student: "Geez! I thought it would be something threatening."

(All at once the Minmei Clones start singing...)
Minmei Clones: "Stage Fri -- "
Students and Staff: "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO"

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:16 am**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Nova: "The only way to handle this is to lure Minmei to a location with people even SHE can't handle."

Cut to... MCH #69's Bulletin Board.

MONUMENT CITY HIGH SCHOOL #69
TALENT COMPETITION!!!
All Students Welcome!

(Thousands of Minmei clones show up armed to the teeth with Gatling guns, multiple rocket launchers, etc....and holy Cr@p...a SYNCHRO CANNON?!)

Minmei Clone: "Who says we can't handle them?"

The students look at the Minmei clones and smile.

Random MCH #69 Student: "Geez! I thought it would be something threatening."

(All at once the Minmei Clones start singing...)
Minmei Clones: "Stage Fri -- "
Students and Staff: "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO"

All of a sudden there is a Massive Planet Shattering explosion.

and "Everyone" including Charon is all :shock:

"what the heck just happened?"

Alecia looks at Megarea "Seriously a Death star blast at the planet? Do you know just how much it costs to have the planet replaced?"

Megarea, shrugs "It was Multiple Minmeis, It was the only way to be "sure".

Alecia, "Good point."

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:04 pm**

(Suddenly the Earth reforms itself and the planet's soul inhabitants are...MINMEI CLONES...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!! (Suddenly realizes everyone in class is staring at him...) Sorry."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Daymare?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Yeah...we were all Minmei Clones!"
Random MCHS Student #2: (Hands over a mirror...) "Better take a look..."
Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:45 pm**

Contagious Spinal Minmeitis?

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:58 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly the Earth reforms itself and the planet's soul inhabitants are...MINMEI CLONES...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!! (Suddenly realizes everyone in class is staring at him...) Sorry."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Daymare?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Yeah...we were all Minmei Clones!"
Random MCHS Student #2: (Hands over a mirror...) "Better take a look..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Rod Sterling wakes up screaming.

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:03 pm**

SRoss: (As he and Taalismn pin Arnie100 to the floor of the bunker) "Then we're both agreed we'll never let him reform a planet drunk!!!" :badbad:

Taalismn: "YES! Now pray the Superlaser recharges before they evolve enough to invent singing!!!" :eek:

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:07 pm**

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (As he and Taalismn pin Arnie100 to the floor of the bunker) "Then we're both agreed we'll never let him reform a planet drunk!!!"

Taalismn: "YES! Now pray the Superlaser recharges before they evolve enough to invent singing!!!"

"How the heck did they get hold of a cloning chamber?!"

(On board Masters' Mothership...Science Masters can be seen ogling bikini pics of Dana Sterling...)

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:35 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: (As he and Taalismn pin Arnie100 to the floor of the bunker) "Then we're both agreed we'll never let him reform a planet drunk!!!"

Taalismn: "YES! Now pray the Superlaser recharges before they evolve enough to invent singing!!!"

"How the heck did they get hold of a cloning chamber?!"

(On board Masters' Mothership...Science Masters can be seen ogling bikini pics of Data Sterling...)

Robotech Masters: "YOU FOOLS!!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!"

The Superlaser fires, blasting Minmei Clone World... Debris smash the Mothership into tiny fragments...

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:32 pm**

Ah, superlasers...beats Handiwipes for permanently sanitizing those nasty stains....

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:29 am**

taalismn wrote:Ah, superlasers...beats Handiwipes for permanently sanitizing those nasty stains....

(Suddenly, a planet starts to reform...)

"DAMMIT!"
"No! NOT AGAIN!'
"THE HORROR!"
"Bunch of drama queens."

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:29 am**

taalismn wrote:Ah, superlasers...beats Handiwipes for permanently sanitizing those nasty stains....

(Suddenly, a planet starts to reform...)

"DAMMIT!"
"No! NOT AGAIN!'
"THE HORROR!"
"Bunch of drama queens."

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:22 am**

And this is why we still have Neutron-S missiles.

Awareness: <<"DAMN IT! THOSE WEAPONS WERE MEANT TO BE USED TO EXTERMINATE THE PROTOCULTURE ADDICTS AND PURIFY THE UNIVERSE FOR US! INSTEAD, THEY'RE USING THEM TO DEAL WITH THEIR PERSONAL ANNOYANCES, LIKE INTERNET TROLLS!!">>
Veidt: "Really? You gotta admit, however grudging, they're using them in a good cause then."
Awareness: <<"VEIDT, SINGULARITY WEAPONS ARE NOT MEANT AS CLUEBATS.>>
Veidt: "-sez the 'Let's kill the flower-eaters, because they're tapping zero-point'? Honestly, I get one more internet troller polling me what I think is the best whatever, or work gratis for him shipping him ideas, I'd be sorely tempted to whack him with a black hole."

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:23 pm**

Taalismn: "So, how do we keep this from happening again?"

SRoss: "Remember where we were keeping Setsuna?"

Cut to Arnie100 and Minmei Prime wearing straitjackets in a padded cell...

Darkraven: "Don't worry. We're putting an album on continuous loop to keep you two entertained." :demon:

Arnie and Minmei stare at the album cover lying on the floor.

Bobcat Goldthwait Sings Minmei's Greatest Hits

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:13 pm**

SRoss wrote:Taalismn: "So, how do we keep this from happening again?"

SRoss: "Remember where we were keeping Setsuna?"

Cut to Arnie100 and Minmei Prime wearing straitjackets in a padded cell...

Darkraven: "Don't worry. We're putting an album on continuous loop to keep you two entertained."

Arnie and Minmei stare at the album cover lying on the floor.

Bobcat Goldthwait Sings Minmei's Greatest Hits

"I somehow thought the durachrome plating behind the padding would stop that sort of thing."(looking at human-sized hole in wall)

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:25 pm**

(Meanwhile in a hidden planet in the Unknown Regions...)

Unknown Female Figure (Addressing a cloaked female figure on a throne...): "Our strategy is going according to your designs, Empress...MINMEI."

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:09 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in a hidden planet in the Unknown Regions...)

Unknown Female Figure (Addressing a cloaked female figure on a throne...): "Our strategy is going according to your designs, Empress...MINMEI."

Palpatine should have been more careful about his 'private etertainment'.......

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:22 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in a hidden planet in the Unknown Regions...)

Unknown Female Figure (Addressing a cloaked female figure on a throne...): "Our strategy is going according to your designs, Empress...MINMEI."

Palpatine should have been more careful about his 'private entertainment'.......

"Sooo, Rita Repulsa works for Minmei!?!"

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:44 pm**

"How did she...?!"
"I don't wanna know."
"We're boned, aren't we?"

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:20 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:"How did she...?!"
"I don't wanna know."
"We're boned, aren't we?"

"We're not n the Ctossovers Thread...the usual safeguards don't apply."
"Wait...there are safeguards?"

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:53 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"How did she...?!"
"I don't wanna know."
"We're boned, aren't we?"

"We're not n the Ctossovers Thread...the usual safeguards don't apply."
"Wait...there are safeguards?"

"Apparently, you guys didn't get the manual?"
"There's a manual?!"

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:51 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"How did she...?!"
"I don't wanna know."
"We're boned, aren't we?"

"We're not n the Ctossovers Thread...the usual safeguards don't apply."
"Wait...there are safeguards?"

"Apparently, you guys didn't get the manual?"
"There's a manual?!"

(Sound of heavy-duty payloader rumbling up, followed by the sound of considerable mass hitting the ground)
"...Volume One."

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:38 am**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"How did she...?!"
"I don't wanna know."
"We're boned, aren't we?"

"We're not n the Ctossovers Thread...the usual safeguards don't apply."
"Wait...there are safeguards?"

"Apparently, you guys didn't get the manual?"
"There's a manual?!"

(Sound of heavy-duty payloader rumbling up, followed by the sound of considerable mass hitting the ground)
"...Volume One."

"Um, I'll wait for the Cliff's Notes version."

"That IS the Cliff's Notes version."

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:00 pm**

(Skimming through the manual...)

"Wait...pay The 4th Wall Gang with liquor?!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:12 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Skimming through the manual...)

"Wait...pay The 4th Wall Gang with liquor?!"

"Curious....this part looks penciled in with a magic marker."

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:37 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Skimming through the manual...)

"Wait...pay The 4th Wall Gang with liquor?!"

"Curious....this part looks penciled in with a magic marker."

"Odd, the word liquor was written in over the phrase, a dozen comely maidens!?!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:41 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Skimming through the manual...)

"Wait...pay The 4th Wall Gang with liquor?!"

"Curious....this part looks penciled in with a magic marker."

"Odd, the word liquor was written in over the phrase, a dozen comely maidens!?!"

"Well, it said here, the Sisters of Cleanli -- Repentance!"
:shock:

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:13 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Skimming through the manual...)

"Wait...pay The 4th Wall Gang with liquor?!"

"Curious....this part looks penciled in with a magic marker."

"Odd, the word liquor was written in over the phrase, a dozen comely maidens!?!"

"Well, it said here, the Sisters of Cleanli -- Repentance!"

Sister of Cleani Repentance: :love:

"Finally! After all this time!!!" :love:

Bunker: <COOTIES DETECTED! INITIATING WILDFIRE PROTOCOLS! HAVE A NICE DAY...>

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:41 pm**

"Sister Lustee, quit banging your head against that concrete wall..."
"We...were...so...CLOSE!!!!!!" :frust:

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:02 pm**

taalismn wrote:"Sister Kustee, quit banging your head against that concrete wall..."
"We...were...so...CLOSE!!!!!!"

4th Wall Gang: "Whheeeww..."

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:39 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sister Kustee, quit banging your head against that concrete wall..."
"We...were...so...CLOSE!!!!!!"

4th Wall Gang: "Whheeeww..."

"Sometimes its worth having a thermonuclear device go off IN the bunker..."

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:10 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sister Kustee, quit banging your head against that concrete wall..."
"We...were...so...CLOSE!!!!!!"

4th Wall Gang: "Whheeeww..."

"Sometimes its worth having a thermonuclear device go off IN the bunker..."

"Someone booby-trapped the liquor cabinet!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:47 pm**

(Typo there...should have been Sister Lustee...not 'Kustee'..
Not that it matters any; she's still sleeping alone.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:33 pm**

taalismn wrote:(Typo there...should have been Sister Lustee...not 'Kustee'..
Not that it matters any; she's still sleeping alone.

Sister Lustee: "I should punish this taalismn should I find him..."
taalismn: :shock:

Posted: **Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:57 am**

And now for my next brain bleach monent; a hundred-thousand egg sacks with minmai face huggers.
Hmmm,I guess I could throw in five c-kos.

Posted: **Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:59 pm**

batlchip wrote:And now for my next brain bleach monent; a hundred-thousand egg sacks with minmai face huggers.
Hmmm,I guess I could throw in five c-kos.

I'm suddenly envisioning something like this.

Posted: **Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:06 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
Sister Lustee: "I should punish this taalismn should I find him..."
taalismn:

"Yeah, I get that all the time...unfortunately." :roll:

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:30 am**

Naruto :"well thank goodress we were all on the track field."
Minmai:"Hey,where's the new transfer student?"

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:59 am**

"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"

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