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I'm presuming the school motto is "Blood and (somebody else's) Guts!" ?

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "The badminton team says they're running out of shuttles."

SRoss: "I'm on it!" (Activates Tesseract on the school roof, Chituri pour through)

That might be to many...

SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

So basically you gave her a permission slip to go and wreak havoc in somebody else's jurisdiction?

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

So basically you gave her a permission slip to go and wreak havoc in somebody else's jurisdiction?

It seemed like a.good idea at the time...

Corg: "quick, quick, shut the gateway!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:Corg: "quick, quick, shut the gateway!"

Several Corgs come running in from the OTHER side of the gateway.
"Faster you fools, faster! She's gaining!"

And that's when they get clotheslined by the hall monitor(This is, after all, still a high school-oriented thread)
"No running in the halls."

Annie: "Corgie-poos!!! You were running AWAY from me! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!"
Corgie-poo #1: "Uhmmm..." (Taps Corg on the shoulder...)
Corg: We're doomed!"
Corgie-poos: "Doomed!"

SRoss: "Shunting Annie to a dimension of Corgs ... Those Splugorth are pretty cunning. Good thing we have Gort working as the hall monitor."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Shunting Annie to a dimension of Corgs ... Those Splugorth are pretty cunning. Good thing we have Gort working as the hall monitor."

Arnie100: "The Splugorth? I got that!"

(Atlantis, Rifts Earth...)

Splugorth: "Finally! Rid of that demon child!"

(A shimmering gateway forms and out steps a tiny figure...)

Annie: "Oooooohhhhhh...bunch of cute critters!"
Denizens of Atlantis: "AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

(Back in Monument City...)

SRoss: "You sent her WHERE?!"
Arnie100:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

So basically you gave her a permission slip to go and wreak havoc in somebody else's jurisdiction?

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "Hey...where'd Annie go?"
Arnie100: "Well; uhm...I opened up a dimensional gateway to grab more Splugorth and Annie right through it...something about 'furries!'...don't worry...she's got a dimensional tracker on her...she'll be abke to come back...I gave it to her to keep her busy for a while...maybe we can get back to our game..."

So basically you gave her a permission slip to go and wreak havoc in somebody else's jurisdiction?

It seemed like a.good idea at the time...

Hopefully it won't come back to bit us in the butt.

glitterboy2098 wrote:Corg: "quick, quick, shut the gateway!"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Corg: "quick, quick, shut the gateway!"

Several Corgs come running in from the OTHER side of the gateway.
"Faster you fools, faster! She's gaining!"

And that's when they get clotheslined by the hall monitor(This is, after all, still a high school-oriented thread)
"No running in the halls."

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Corgie-poos!!! You were running AWAY from me! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!"
Corgie-poo #1: "Uhmmm..." (Taps Corg on the shoulder...)
Corg: We're doomed!"
Corgie-poos: "Doomed!"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Shunting Annie to a dimension of Corgs ... Those Splugorth are pretty cunning. Good thing we have Gort working as the hall monitor."

Nice classic scifi.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Shunting Annie to a dimension of Corgs ... Those Splugorth are pretty cunning. Good thing we have Gort working as the hall monitor."

Arnie100: "The Splugorth? I got that!"

(Atlantis, Rifts Earth...)

Splugorth: "Finally! Rid of that demon child!"

(A shimmering gateway forms and out steps a tiny figure...)

Annie: "Oooooohhhhhh...bunch of cute critters!"
Denizens of Atlantis: "AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

(Back in Monument City...)

SRoss: "You sent her WHERE?!"
Arnie100:

Nice one!

,,,and so the Third Ruination of Splynncryth begins...

SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

taalismn wrote:,,,and so the Third Ruination of Splynncryth begins...

Does that mean she's been there in the past?

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

Sorry, can you please explain. And yes, I Googled it, and it didn't help any.

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

will he hang em & how
its a joke based on hononyms

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

Arnie100: "I'll just let Annie play in Atlantis as long as she wants. There may not be an Atlantis left when she's done."
Process Server: "About that...PLEASE TAKE HER BACK!!!! The HORROR you unleashed upon us is UNBEARABLE! We have been authorized to give you ANYTHING you want! ANYTHING!! Just take her back!! We beg of you!!"
Arnie100: "ANYTHING?"
SRoss: "That could be a good thing...or a bad, BAD thing..."

Process Server: "Well...anything Dread Empress Kasumi Tendo doesn't already own..."
Process Server2: "She gets INTENSE if other people try to poach her stuff."

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

will he hang em & how
its a joke based on hononyms

Oh, got ya.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Arnie 100! There's a process server from the Atlantian's law firm here to see you."

Arnie 100: "Who'd they hire?"

SRoss: "Wilhe, Hangim & Howe."

Arnie 100:

Arnie100: "I'll just let Annie play in Atlantis as long as she wants. There may not be an Atlantis left when she's done."
Process Server: "About that...PLEASE TAKE HER BACK!!!! The HORROR you unleashed upon us is UNBEARABLE! We have been authorized to give you ANYTHING you want! ANYTHING!! Just take her back!! We beg of you!!"
Arnie100: "ANYTHING?"
SRoss: "That could be a good thing...or a bad, BAD thing..."

taalismn wrote:Process Server: "Well...anything Dread Empress Kasumi Tendo doesn't already own..."
Process Server2: "She gets INTENSE if other people try to poach her stuff."

Its always the quiet ones you have to look out for.

Still, a field-trip to Splynn might be in keeping with MCHS#69's general rep as 'the oddball school'.

taalismn wrote:Still, a field-trip to Splynn might be in keeping with MCHS#69's general rep as 'the oddball school'.

True.

Of course, it might end up looking like 'Ridgemont High Goes to Willy Wonka's Monster Factory' with stupid teens wandering off and being picked off by various monsters or turned into inhuman monstrousities...

taalismn wrote:Of course, it might end up looking like 'Ridgemont High Goes to Willy Wonka's Monster Factory' with stupid teens wandering off and being picked off by various monsters or turned into inhuman monstrousities...

Or with this school, the other way around.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Of course, it might end up looking like 'Ridgemont High Goes to Willy Wonka's Monster Factory' with stupid teens wandering off and being picked off by various monsters or turned into inhuman monstrousities...

Or with this school, the other way around.

I would just ask Annie to takre 'care' of any critters roaming around the school!

Sara: (Wearing a cheerleader outfit, carrying a big chainsaw) "I was told there'd be zombies."

"I was afraid of this..."
"What?"
"We'd run out of zombies before we ran out of ways to kill them."
---"Doc" Nichol, The Whiteboard.

(SRoss and taslismn turn and look at Arnie100...)

Arnie100: "I had nothing to do with this...I SWEAR!! Cross my heart!!"
SRoss and taalismn:
Arnie100: "I teach DEFENSE against the Dark Arts, remember? Just because I read some of these books as a hobby doesn't mean anything...and; sure, I can conjure up stuff...seriously this was NOT MY FAULT!"

"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

taalismn wrote:"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

Nova: "Nice one!" (Hi-fives the kid)

taalismn wrote:"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

Sarah umm what kind of zombies are they?
are they the slow zombies
the dumb zombies
the almost indestructible zombies...
zombies with weaknesses etc.
because it affects tactics, I mean if they are slow zombies running is a valid tactic.
if they are dumb zombies setting up a barricade in a sort of v shape with "bait" after the point of the v so they can see but not get to it can be highly effective.
if they are vulnerable to fire a few gallons of diesel fuel and some soap, and an ignition source works real well.....

SRoss: "Yes, for this part we'll be handing you over to our special instructors."

Team RWBY enters the room.

Arnie100 wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Of course, it might end up looking like 'Ridgemont High Goes to Willy Wonka's Monster Factory' with stupid teens wandering off and being picked off by various monsters or turned into inhuman monstrousities...

Or with this school, the other way around.

I would just ask Annie to takre 'care' of any critters roaming around the school!

True.

SRoss wrote:Sara: (Wearing a cheerleader outfit, carrying a big chainsaw) "I was told there'd be zombies."

taalismn wrote:"I was afraid of this..."
"What?"
"We'd run out of zombies before we ran out of ways to kill them."
---"Doc" Nichol, The Whiteboard.

Arnie100 wrote:(SRoss and taslismn turn and look at Arnie100...)

Arnie100: "I had nothing to do with this...I SWEAR!! Cross my heart!!"
SRoss and taalismn:
Arnie100: "I teach DEFENSE against the Dark Arts, remember? Just because I read some of these books as a hobby doesn't mean anything...and; sure, I can conjure up stuff...seriously this was NOT MY FAULT!"

taalismn wrote:"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

Nova: "Nice one!" (Hi-fives the kid)

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Now, kids, what was your homework assignment?"
"Come up with a zombie plan."
"And what was your plan? Let's start with ...you."
"I was going to trip Sterling here as a distraction. I figure she could take care of herself and that would buy me time to escape."
"HEY!"

Sarah umm what kind of zombies are they?
are they the slow zombies
the dumb zombies
the almost indestructible zombies...
zombies with weaknesses etc.
because it affects tactics, I mean if they are slow zombies running is a valid tactic.
if they are dumb zombies setting up a barricade in a sort of v shape with "bait" after the point of the v so they can see but not get to it can be highly effective.
if they are vulnerable to fire a few gallons of diesel fuel and some soap, and an ignition source works real well.....

Ya, they've come up with a bunch of them.

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Yes, for this part we'll be handing you over to our special instructors."

Team RWBY enters the room.

Nice!

SRoss: "Well this isn't going quite right..."

Arnie100: "Why are Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies?"

taalismn: "Dogs and cats..."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Well this isn't going quite right..."

Arnie100: "Why are Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies?"

taalismn: "Dogs and cats..."

blake?

on the "zombie note" on sarah's char sheet I had her take wp sword so she could use various sword weapons "better" and she does have a 40+ supernatural strength so a sharpened 100ish lb 6ft+ hunk of mdc alloy would make a good hand and a half / claymore type sword for her (she is an ~7ft wolf psi hound)

guardiandashi wrote:blake?

Blake (From Wikipedia List of RWBY characters)

Voiced by: Arryn Zech

Blake Belladonna: a black-haired girl who wields the Gambol Shroud, a katana with a sharpened sheath that has a pistol in the hilt, which is also attached to a long ribbon that Blake often uses in the style of a kusarigama. In battle, her shadow semblance allows her to create clones of herself to distract or take hits for her. Blake has a quiet nature and a love for books. She is a Faunus (a persecuted humanoid race with animal-like features) and was a member of the White Fang, a social rights advocacy group turned extremist paramilitary organization. She has kept her Faunus identity a secret by concealing her cat ears under a bow.

Blake is an allusion to Belle of Beauty and the Beast; her name, "Blake", is an Old English term for black.

RWBY Black Trailer

Basically the bit about Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies was a cat/wolf thing.

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Well this isn't going quite right..."

Arnie100: "Why are Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies?"

taalismn: "Dogs and cats..."

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Well this isn't going quite right..."

Arnie100: "Why are Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies?"

taalismn: "Dogs and cats..."

blake?

on the "zombie note" on sarah's char sheet I had her take wp sword so she could use various sword weapons "better" and she does have a 40+ supernatural strength so a sharpened 100ish lb 6ft+ hunk of mdc alloy would make a good hand and a half / claymore type sword for her (she is an ~7ft wolf psi hound)

It would still be an interesting fight, IMO.

SRoss wrote:

guardiandashi wrote:blake?

Blake (From Wikipedia List of RWBY characters)

Voiced by: Arryn Zech

Blake Belladonna: a black-haired girl who wields the Gambol Shroud, a katana with a sharpened sheath that has a pistol in the hilt, which is also attached to a long ribbon that Blake often uses in the style of a kusarigama. In battle, her shadow semblance allows her to create clones of herself to distract or take hits for her. Blake has a quiet nature and a love for books. She is a Faunus (a persecuted humanoid race with animal-like features) and was a member of the White Fang, a social rights advocacy group turned extremist paramilitary organization. She has kept her Faunus identity a secret by concealing her cat ears under a bow.

Blake is an allusion to Belle of Beauty and the Beast; her name, "Blake", is an Old English term for black.

RWBY Black Trailer

Basically the bit about Blake and Sarah chasing each other instead of the zombies was a cat/wolf thing.

Don't worry, I got it the first time, but thanks for the info! Love the show!

After much violence and destruction.

SRoss: "Well that's the zombie problem dealt with. The Hunters and Huntresses are all returning to Beacon. Anyone seen Sarah?"

Arnie100 & taalismn:

Meanwhile, Edwards finds a sealed mailing tube on his desk.

Edwards: "What's this?"

Suddenly a hairy arm explodes out the top and grabs Edwards by the throat.

Sarah: "GET ME OUTA HERE!!!"

SRoss wrote:After much violence and destruction.

SRoss: "Well that's the zombie problem dealt with. The Hunters and Huntresses are all returning to Beacon. Anyone seen Sarah?"

Arnie100 & taalismn:

Meanwhile, Edwards finds a sealed mailing tube on his desk.

Edwards: "What's this?"

Suddenly a hairy arm explodes out the top and grabs Edwards by the throat.

Sarah: "GET ME OUTA HERE!!!"

ALWAYS screen your mail.
If you have to ask "What's this...?" when it comes to mail, you're best off chucking it in the bomb trailer rather than open it(or get near it).

Edwards: "Somebody sent me a christmas present!"
Kyle: "Uhm...I wouldn't open that...maybe you should get it scanned..."
Edwards: "It's the season to be giving, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "I've got a bad feeling...wait, why is it ticking..."
Edwards: "Ticking..."
Edwards and Kyle:
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: "Rick, did you mail that present for me?"
Rick: "Yeah...kinda early isn't it?"
Lisa: "Not really..."

Really, Kyle, you have to ask "Why is it ticking?"

By this time he should be able to tell exactly what model clock/timer from the tick, and whether it's mechanical or digital.

Kyle: "Hey! Minmei got me a new job at the school!"

Edwards: "Yeah doing what?"

Kyle: "Lunch room monitor."

Students:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Hey! Minmei got me a new job at the school!"

Edwards: "Yeah doing what?"

Kyle: "Lunch room monitor."

Students:

Students: "FOOD FIGHT!!"
Kyle: "OH...NOOO..."
Edwards: "I ain't cleaning this mess, you're the lunch room monitor, Kyle!"

Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

taalismn wrote:Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

Kyle: (Dodging like mad) "WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL HAS LIVE SWORDFISH!!!"

taalismn wrote:ALWAYS screen your mail.
If you have to ask "What's this...?" when it comes to mail, you're best off chucking it in the bomb trailer rather than open it(or get near it).

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Somebody sent me a christmas present!"
Kyle: "Uhm...I wouldn't open that...maybe you should get it scanned..."
Edwards: "It's the season to be giving, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "I've got a bad feeling...wait, why is it ticking..."
Edwards: "Ticking..."
Edwards and Kyle:
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: "Rick, did you mail that present for me?"
Rick: "Yeah...kinda early isn't it?"
Lisa: "Not really..."

taalismn wrote:Really, Kyle, you have to ask "Why is it ticking?"

By this time he should be able to tell exactly what model clock/timer from the tick, and whether it's mechanical or digital.

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Hey! Minmei got me a new job at the school!"

Edwards: "Yeah doing what?"

Kyle: "Lunch room monitor."

Students:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Hey! Minmei got me a new job at the school!"

Edwards: "Yeah doing what?"

Kyle: "Lunch room monitor."

Students:

Students: "FOOD FIGHT!!"
Kyle: "OH...NOOO..."
Edwards: "I ain't cleaning this mess, you're the lunch room monitor, Kyle!"

http://anilinkz.com/rwby-volume-2-episode-1

taalismn wrote:Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Dodging like mad) "WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL HAS LIVE SWORDFISH!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

that's the final for Home Economics and Self Defense 101.

in 201 you get to learn the proper method of defusing it, using the intro class's final product..

glitterboy2098 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

that's the final for Home Economics and Self Defense 101.

in 201 you get to learn the proper method of defusing it, using the intro class's final product..

"Remember, when cleaning the pineapple, always keep the pins within reach and know where they are during salad preparation."