Robotech Crossover question

[DhAkael]

(.....crickets chirp.....)

And NO!
No R.T. characters as Disney anthropormorphisized-animals...and CERTAINLY no Exedore as Jimminy Crickket

[taalismn]

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

[slade the sniper]

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...a wise guy, huh?

-STS

[taalismn]

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...a wise guy, huh?

-STS

Zor Prime falls for the eye-poke every time.

[Alpha 11]

(.....crickets chirp.....)

And NO!
No R.T. characters as Disney anthropormorphisized-animals...and CERTAINLY no Exedore as Jimminy Crickket

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...a wise guy, huh?

-STS

Whew, thanks DhAkael, I thought we were REALLY goign to have to suffer for a second there!

Close call indeed...I saw Larry, Moe, and Curly suiting up in the hall as the Robotech Masters...

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...a wise guy, huh?

-STS

Zor Prime falls for the eye-poke every time.

[Alpha 11]

Bummer. Its been quiet here.

[SRoss]

Khyron surveyed everything from his Command Bubble. It was quiet, too quiet. His revelry was ended by a clatter at the doorway. As he turned, to his horror, he saw Azonia tearing Grel's throat out with her teeth. She dropped Grel's lifeless form and turned, staring at Khyron with those pale, dead eyes. Suddenly, Grel rose beside her.

Azonia & Grel: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Khyron: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

[Alpha 11]

Khyron surveyed everything from his Command Bubble. It was quiet, too quiet. His revelry was ended by a clatter at the doorway. As he turned, to his horror, he saw Azonia tearing Grel's throat out with her teeth. She dropped Grel's lifeless form and turned, staring at Khyron with those pale, dead eyes. Suddenly, Grel rose beside her.

Azonia & Grel: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Khyron: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

Good one.

[SRoss]

Khyron surveyed everything from his Command Bubble. It was quiet, too quiet. His revelry was ended by a clatter at the doorway. As he turned, to his horror, he saw Azonia tearing Grel's throat out with her teeth. She dropped Grel's lifeless form and turned, staring at Khyron with those pale, dead eyes. Suddenly, Grel rose beside her.

Azonia & Grel: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Khyron: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

Good one.

BLAM!!! BLAM!!!

Azonia and Grel's heads explode as a desperate Sammy Porter rushes in to the Command Bubble.

Sammy: "Don't worry you just have to shoot them in the head."

Sammy Quickly activates the locking mechanism.

Sammy: "I had to shoot Kim and Vanessa on the way in."

With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Khyron: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Sammy: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

[Alpha 11]

Khyron surveyed everything from his Command Bubble. It was quiet, too quiet. His revelry was ended by a clatter at the doorway. As he turned, to his horror, he saw Azonia tearing Grel's throat out with her teeth. She dropped Grel's lifeless form and turned, staring at Khyron with those pale, dead eyes. Suddenly, Grel rose beside her.

Azonia & Grel: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Khyron: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

Good one.

BLAM!!! BLAM!!!

Azonia and Grel's heads explode as a desperate Sammy Porter rushes in to the Command Bubble.

Sammy: "Don't worry you just have to shoot them in the head."

Sammy Quickly activates the locking mechanism.

Sammy: "I had to shoot Kim and Vanessa on the way in."

With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Khyron: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Sammy: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

[SRoss]

Alternate Ending

With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Pan out to a shot of the bridge outside the Command Bubble. The surviving Zentraedi crew locked in hand-to-hand combat with the zombie hoards don't notice Khyron desperately banging on the Bubble window.

[Alpha 11]

Alternate Ending

With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Pan out to a shot of the bridge outside the Command Bubble. The surviving Zentraedi crew locked in hand-to-hand combat with the zombie hoards don't notice Khyron desperately banging on the Bubble window.

[taalismn]

[
With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Khyron: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Sammy: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

Alternate Ending:
Sammy reaches behind herself, and with one smoothly single hand motion hauls the fire axe from the wall and swings it cleanly in an arc intersecting
*SPLUNCH*
-Khyron's head.
She then kicks down the shambling headless body, then reaches into her handbag and pulls out what looks like a can of mace, but which has 'ZOMBEX' printed on it. She then sprays both the body and the head, its jaw still working, whereupon both parts begin to rapidly decompose. Just for safety's sake, she gives both Azonia's and Grel's bodies a quick spritz.
Sammy: "Rule One of Survival in Zombie Land; don't get emotionally attached."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile back on the SDF-1, Rick and Kyle rush into Minmei's changeroom.

Rick & Kyle: "MINMEI!!!"

Minmei: (Lunging for Kyle) "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS!!!"

Minmei quickly tackles Kyle, but after a few seconds of frustrated and confused head tapping, discards him and lunges for Rick.

***BLAM***

Lisa: (Blowing on the barrel of an enormous handgun) "That there's MY man Minmei.

[taalismn]

Kyle: "I don't get it...why didn't she bite me? It...it mus be BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME! AND YOU MURDERING MILITARY BASTARDS KI-"
**BLAM**
"Think he was infected?"
"Rabies maybe. Zombie plague? Not so certain. Best not to take chances either way."
"Next step in the zombie survival plan?"
"We need bigger guns."
"I stashed some in the ceiling panels in the next hall intersection."

[Alpha 11]

[
With that, she quickly shoots the door panel.

Khyron: "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Sammy: "Oh (CENSORED)!"

Alternate Ending:
Sammy reaches behind herself, and with one smoothly single hand motion hauls the fire axe from the wall and swings it cleanly in an arc intersecting
*SPLUNCH*
-Khyron's head.
She then kicks down the shambling headless body, then reaches into her handbag and pulls out what looks like a can of mace, but which has 'ZOMBEX' printed on it. She then sprays both the body and the head, its jaw still working, whereupon both parts begin to rapidly decompose. Just for safety's sake, she gives both Azonia's and Grel's bodies a quick spritz.
Sammy: "Rule One of Survival in Zombie Land; don't get emotionally attached."

Ah, Khron, we know him well... NOT!!

Meanwhile back on the SDF-1, Rick and Kyle rush into Minmei's changeroom.

Rick & Kyle: "MINMEI!!!"

Minmei: (Lunging for Kyle) "BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS!!!"

Minmei quickly tackles Kyle, but after a few seconds of frustrated and confused head tapping, discards him and lunges for Rick.

***BLAM***

Lisa: (Blowing on the barrel of an enormous handgun) "That there's MY man Minmei.

Shell we do HSofD?

Kyle: "I don't get it...why didn't she bite me? It...it mus be BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME! AND YOU MURDERING MILITARY BASTARDS KI-"
**BLAM**
"Think he was infected?"
"Rabies maybe. Zombie plague? Not so certain. Best not to take chances either way."
"Next step in the zombie survival plan?"
"We need bigger guns."
"I stashed some in the ceiling panels in the next hall intersection."

Ya know, I could actully see him doing that for real.

[taalismn]

"You have a zombie plan?"
"Why yes."
"Why?! We're on a SPACESHIP."
"Lots of bad sci-fi movies in my youth. Spaceship's one of the worst places to have zombies. Never hurts to have a zombie plan. And why are you asking? You apparently have one too."
"Well...because ...I think I watched the same movies."
"Cool. I wonder who ELSE on the ship has a zombie plan?"

(meanwhile, in Doctor Lang's offices)
Lang: "Okay, move those heavy tables against those doors! You have the life support air conditioning switched over to the 'special' system I showed you? Okay, cleansuits ready at hand? Remember what I told you about infection! Everybody has an ax or shovel handy?"

[taalismn]

He's German, possibly even Prussian. They all fix bayonets and draw fencing sabers instead..)

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg does NOT allow electrified sabers in fencing duels. The same for flexible shape blades or (cringe) 'Progressive Blades'. Some things you CANNOT combine with your engineering studies."

[SRoss]

He's German, possibly even Prussian. They all fix bayonets and draw fencing sabers instead..)

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg does NOT allow electrified sabers in fencing duels. The same for flexible shape blades or (cringe) 'Progressive Blades'. Some things you CANNOT combine with your engineering studies."

Meanwhile, a figure steps out to confront Rick and Lisa.

Ben: "Hey! Rick! There you are. Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Ben is suddenly split from the bottom up by a chainsaw.

Claudia: (Blood splattered, with a chainsaw where her right hand used to be) "I never liked that joker anyway."

[taalismn]

Lisa: "Where'd you get the chainsaw, Claudia?"
Claudia: "Roy made sure to tell me about HIS zombie plan."
Rick: "That's Roy for you. Besides teaching me flying, he always tried to emphasize to me the importance of a good solid workable zombie plan."

[Alpha 11]

"You have a zombie plan?"
"Why yes."
"Why?! We're on a SPACESHIP."
"Lots of bad sci-fi movies in my youth. Spaceship's one of the worst places to have zombies. Never hurts to have a zombie plan. And why are you asking? You apparently have one too."
"Well...because ...I think I watched the same movies."
"Cool. I wonder who ELSE on the ship has a zombie plan?"

(meanwhile, in Doctor Lang's offices)
Lang: "Okay, move those heavy tables against those doors! You have the life support air conditioning switched over to the 'special' system I showed you? Okay, cleansuits ready at hand? Remember what I told you about infection! Everybody has an ax or shovel handy?"

He's German, possibly even Prussian. They all fix bayonets and draw fencing sabers instead.

And on a marginally related note, the Robotech R&D Fencing Team is once again expected to take Gold at this years Pan Planetary Olympics.

(What? We needed a new name, since pretty much everywhere you cold hold them got vaporized at least once, and New York gets old real fast.)

He's German, possibly even Prussian. They all fix bayonets and draw fencing sabers instead..)

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg does NOT allow electrified sabers in fencing duels. The same for flexible shape blades or (cringe) 'Progressive Blades'. Some things you CANNOT combine with your engineering studies."

He's German, possibly even Prussian. They all fix bayonets and draw fencing sabers instead..)

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg does NOT allow electrified sabers in fencing duels. The same for flexible shape blades or (cringe) 'Progressive Blades'. Some things you CANNOT combine with your engineering studies."

Meanwhile, a figure steps out to confront Rick and Lisa.

Ben: "Hey! Rick! There you are. Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Ben is suddenly split from the bottom up by a chainsaw.

Claudia: (Blood splattered, with a chainsaw where her right hand used to be) "I never liked that joker anyway."

Poor Ben.

Lisa: "Where'd you get the chainsaw, Claudia?"
Claudia: "Roy made sure to tell me about HIS zombie plan."
Rick: "That's Roy for you. Besides teaching me flying, he always tried to emphasize to me the importance of a good solid workable zombie plan."

[thorr-kan]

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg doez NOT allow electrified zabers in fencing duels. The zame for flexible zhape blades or (cringe) 'Progrezzive Blades'. Zome tings you CANNOT combine vith your engineering ztudies."

Fixed that for you.

[taalismn]

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg doez NOT allow electrified zabers in fencing duels. The zame for flexible zhape blades or (cringe) 'Progrezzive Blades'. Zome tings you CANNOT combine vith your engineering ztudies."

Fixed that for you.

Thank you. I'll refer all complaints from the Teutonic Anti-Defamation League to your number.

[thorr-kan]

"Herr Lang, Heidelberg doez NOT allow electrified zabers in fencing duels. The zame for flexible zhape blades or (cringe) 'Progrezzive Blades'. Zome tings you CANNOT combine vith your engineering ztudies."

Fixed that for you.

Thank you. I'll refer all complaints from the Teutonic Anti-Defamation League to your number.

Nonono, it's the Hogan's Heroes Support Cooperative.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile, a figure steps out to confront Rick and Lisa.

Ben: "Hey! Rick! There you are. Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Ben is suddenly split from the bottom up by a chainsaw.

Claudia: (Blood splattered, with a chainsaw where her right hand used to be) "I never liked that joker anyway."

Poor Ben.

Interestingly, no one questioned wither or not Ben was actually a zombie...

[taalismn]

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

[Alpha 11]

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

He just seems to get the short end of the stick more often then not.

[SRoss]

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

He just seems to get the short end of the stick more often then not.

Truth be told I've wanted to do that to Ben since back when I first saw the series.

[taalismn]

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

He just seems to get the short end of the stick more often then not.

Or the sharp end of the chainsaw...
But if Claudia's sporting a chainsaw hand, who gets the machine gun leg? Sammy's intact, Vanessa, Kom, and Minmei got splattered for being zombies, and Gloval sould look ridiculous...
Guess that leaves Miriya...
Gloval, on the other hand, knows how to deal with AQUATIC zombies, haunted ships, and monsters from the abyss....some of his early naval tour and submarine mission logs were sealed for good reason....

[Alpha 11]

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

He just seems to get the short end of the stick more often then not.

Truth be told I've wanted to do that to Ben since back when I first saw the series.

Could have been the maniacal laugh that set them off...if he wasn't a zombie, he was about to implement some plan of betrayal....I mean, even if he was desperately relieved to see other living people, who laughs like that?! It tends to draw zombies to fresh meat....

He just seems to get the short end of the stick more often then not.

Or the sharp end of the chainsaw...
But if Claudia's sporting a chainsaw hand, who gets the machine gun leg? Sammy's intact, Vanessa, Kom, and Minmei got splattered for being zombies, and Gloval sould look ridiculous...
Guess that leaves Miriya...
Gloval, on the other hand, knows how to deal with AQUATIC zombies, haunted ships, and monsters from the abyss....some of his early naval tour and submarine mission logs were sealed for good reason....

Man we sure have been liking to mutulate our heroes lately.

[SRoss]

But if Claudia's sporting a chainsaw hand, who gets the machine gun leg? Sammy's intact, Vanessa, Kom, and Minmei got splattered for being zombies, and Gloval sould look ridiculous...

There is that nameless deep voiced tech who subbed for Lisa a couple of times in the late part of the Macross series?

[taalismn]

[
Man we sure have been liking to mutulate our heroes lately.

Because dying's never easier than when you're trying for comedy.

[Alpha 11]

[
Man we sure have been liking to mutulate our heroes lately.

Because dying's never easier than when you're trying for comedy.

True.

[taalismn]

Just watched HALO: Legends(a compilation of several anime studios' doing HALO stories, ranging in style from impressionist(The Duel) to all-out CGI(The Package) to traditional anime-satire(Odd Man Out)...the last is particularly amusing given that it's utterly non-canon and features, among others, Spartan -1337, the CLUMSIEST Spartan ever trained(he's intro'ed falling out of a Pelican shuttle, something John-117 and Cortana explain happens to him ALL THE TIME), Pluton, the most powerful and abyssmally STUPID Covenant operative ever made, a bunch of kick-ass kids, and Mama, an off-camera Rampant AI who apparrently knows how to raise a family.
Very much worth watching, again...

Yeah, gotta figure out how to use them all....

[Alpha 11]

Just watched HALO: Legends(a compilation of several anime studios' doing HALO stories, ranging in style from impressionist(The Duel) to all-out CGI(The Package) to traditional anime-satire(Odd Man Out)...the last is particularly amusing given that it's utterly non-canon and features, among others, Spartan -1337, the CLUMSIEST Spartan ever trained(he's intro'ed falling out of a Pelican shuttle, something John-117 and Cortana explain happens to him ALL THE TIME), Pluton, the most powerful and abyssmally STUPID Covenant operative ever made, a bunch of kick-ass kids, and Mama, an off-camera Rampant AI who apparrently knows how to raise a family.
Very much worth watching, again...

Yeah, gotta figure out how to use them all....

Ya those were all great to watch. The Package was the best IMO, with a close second being the Babysitter. And Odd Man Out was a howt!

[SRoss]

Angelo opened the door and rushed in, and was immediately confronted by a Triumvirate of clones in thin, short fuzzy nighties.

Clones: (Together) "Hello Mr Dante."

Angelo: "Well this is looking up."

Suddenly, weapon barrels appear out of their breasts.

Angelo:

[Alpha 11]

Angelo opened the door and rushed in, and was immediately confronted by a Triumvirate of clones in thin, short fuzzy nighties.

Clones: (Together) "Hello Mr Dante."

Angelo: "Well this is looking up."

Suddenly, weapon barrels appear out of their breasts.

Angelo:

[batlchip]

(.....crickets chirp.....)

And NO!
No R.T. characters as Disney anthropormorphisized-animals...and CERTAINLY no Exedore as Jimminy Crickket

A very large man with a army helmet and a Red letter H on his face steps out. Hey I...I was gonna do some stories with Disney critters*looks and spots Annie* Ack! I gotta go.

[taalismn]

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-Ask John-117 if he can make me a bootleg of Cortana.

-Slip Shinji Sterling a Flower of Life milkshake

-Substitute Flower of Life puree for slush deuterium in a matter/anti-matter warp drive

-Try to slip Paul Maud-Dib a Flower of Life cocktail

-Mention Janice Em, BOLOs, or the Magi system to ANYONE from the 'Dune' universe

-Ask Ranma Hunter if he has any available sisters I can date

-Inquire at the Ayanami Trust if they have anything in a red-head or a brunette

-Use dimensional Gates to dispose of my garbage

-Mention the latest membership figures of the 'Shinji Sterling Fangirl Society'(Yui cabbage-patches by singing 'My son's Manly!My son's Manly!' )

-Import the 'Twilight' franchise to innocent unsuspecting universes

-Use the dimensional Gates to randomly 'nude bomb' various universes for entertainment.

-Feed Flower of Life to tribbles.

[DhAkael]

-Feed Flower of Life to tribbles.

We've all see what happens to Gremlins if fed after midnight...
Think Tribble'Zilla

[Alpha 11]

(.....crickets chirp.....)

And NO!
No R.T. characters as Disney anthropormorphisized-animals...and CERTAINLY no Exedore as Jimminy Crickket

A very large man with a army helmet and a Red letter H on his face steps out. Hey I...I was gonna do some stories with Disney critters*looks and spots Annie* Ack! I gotta go.

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-Ask John-117 if he can make me a bootleg of Cortana.

-Slip Shinji Sterling a Flower of Life milkshake

-Substitute Flower of Life puree for slush deuterium in a matter/anti-matter warp drive

-Try to slip Paul Maud-Dib a Flower of Life cocktail

-Mention Janice Em, BOLOs, or the Magi system to ANYONE from the 'Dune' universe

-Ask Ranma Hunter if he has any available sisters I can date

-Inquire at the Ayanami Trust if they have anything in a red-head or a brunette

-Use dimensional Gates to dispose of my garbage

-Mention the latest membership figures of the 'Shinji Sterling Fangirl Society'(Yui cabbage-patches by singing 'My son's Manly!My son's Manly!' )

-Import the 'Twilight' franchise to innocent unsuspecting universes

-Use the dimensional Gates to randomly 'nude bomb' various universes for entertainment.

-Feed Flower of Life to tribbles.

And for the last one:

-Feed Flower of Life to tribbles.

We've all see what happens to Gremlins if fed after midnight...
Think Tribble'Zilla

[taalismn]

MORE Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-Yell "He's in HERE, girls!" when Shinji Sterling is around

-Do my 'happy dance' in my Cerberus Eva.

-Under no circumstances am I to allow Misato Katsuragi anywhere near a GMU, no matter how defunct the design is.

-I will not steal the All-Spark in an attempt to make transformable BOLOs.

-I will not initiate a Third Impact so I can create a world where I'm the tallest and most handsome man on Earth

-I will not seek to re-create 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure' using other-universe analogues.

-As effective as it might be, I will not recite Vogon poetry to the Evil Millenium.

-I will not give an interdimensional Gate ticket pass to Happosai

--I am not allowed to give Flower-of-Life-flavored jellybabies to the Doctor

-I will not spread the rumor that 'Amazon.com' is secretly owned by the Praxians...or the Shemarrians.

-I will not tease the Haydonite POWs with the latest estimated overkill factor of the UEsG and its allies, then ask them 'where is your toaster god now?'

-I will not pimp out Shinji Sterling's other-dimensional twins.

-I will not loudly muse how well the Sailor Scouts are doing without Sailor Pluto(cue sound of a straitjacketed Sailor Pluto knocking herself unconscious head-butting the armor-glass of an observation room)

-I will not deliberately make a rest-stop on a primordial Earth-analogue, simply so I can claim all subsequent life on it is descended from me.

-I will not use multi-versal long distance communications to crank-call across the megaverse.

[Alpha 11]

MORE Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-Yell "He's in HERE, girls!" when Shinji Sterling is around

-Do my 'happy dance' in my Cerberus Eva.

-Under no circumstances am I to allow Misato Katsuragi anywhere near a GMU, no matter how defunct the design is.

-I will not steal the All-Spark in an attempt to make transformable BOLOs.

-I will not initiate a Third Impact so I can create a world where I'm the tallest and most handsome man on Earth

-I will not seek to re-create 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure' using other-universe analogues.

-As effective as it might be, I will not recite Vogon poetry to the Evil Millenium.

-I will not give an interdimensional Gate ticket pass to Happosai

--I am not allowed to give Flower-of-Life-flavored jellybabies to the Doctor

-I will not spread the rumor that 'Amazon.com' is secretly owned by the Praxians...or the Shemarrians.

-I will not tease the Haydonite POWs with the latest estimated overkill factor of the UEsG and its allies, then ask them 'where is your toaster god now?'

-I will not pimp out Shinji Sterling's other-dimensional twins.

-I will not loudly muse how well the Sailor Scouts are doing without Sailor Pluto(cue sound of a straitjacketed Sailor Pluto knocking herself unconscious head-butting the armor-glass of an observation room)

-I will not deliberately make a rest-stop on a primordial Earth-analogue, simply so I can claim all subsequent life on it is descended from me.

-I will not use multi-versal long distance communications to crank-call across the megaverse.

[taalismn]

MORE Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-I am not allowed to randomly swap entire planets in and out of universes just for the heck of it.
--Likewise I will not swap communities in and out of various universes and just abandon them there just to see if anybody else picks up my mess.

-I will not sell Neutron-S missiles to the Galactic Empire, Romulans, Prador, Sebaceans, Scarrans, AAnn, or anybody else who exhibits an interest in acquiring them for that matter.

-No more arm-wrestling contests between the Gunbusters and the Evas; they damage the ship.

-I will not play 'Q' with the single-universe races.

-I will not set up personal-scale Gates outside the entryways to bathhouses, saunas, or shower stalls for the prank of dumping people naked in the middle of nowhere(like Times Square, Buckingham Palace, UEsG Supreme Command, the Oval Office, Prime Minister Athena's office, the ladies'/mens' shower, Peacekepper Command, or the Vatican).

[Alpha 11]

MORE Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the UEsG:

-I am not allowed to randomly swap entire planets in and out of universes just for the heck of it.
--Likewise I will not swap communities in and out of various universes and just abandon them there just to see if anybody else picks up my mess.

-I will not sell Neutron-S missiles to the Galactic Empire, Romulans, Prador, Sebaceans, Scarrans, AAnn, or anybody else who exhibits an interest in acquiring them for that matter.

-No more arm-wrestling contests between the Gunbusters and the Evas; they damage the ship.

-I will not play 'Q' with the single-universe races.

-I will not set up personal-scale Gates outside the entryways to bathhouses, saunas, or shower stalls for the prank of dumping people naked in the middle of nowhere(like Times Square, Buckingham Palace, UEsG Supreme Command, the Oval Office, Prime Minister Athena's office, the ladies'/mens' shower, Peacekepper Command, or the Vatican).

If its the latter Gunbusters then Gunbusters hands down.

[taalismn]

Just watched the live-action Spacebattleship Yamato(bought it along with a pricy and not particularly well-formatted Complete SBY Anime disc collection)...quite amusing to see the differences between the original and the modern update.

*It's a co-ed ship(no one woman filling all the 'soft roles'). Yuki's actually a fairly kick-ass character, more shades of Kara Thrace than eye-candy.

*Doctor Sado is a woman and not a very ugly man(the engineer actually looks like what I'd expect male Sado to look like)

*No blue human aliens; the Gamilons are actually fairly mysterious until the latter half of the movie.

*'Analyzer' actually remains mostly off-camera until the latter parts of the movie

*It's actually fairly gritty and grim in parts.

Minuses:
-The old gung-ho Japanese militarism of the original series doesn't quite translate well...every time the cast goes into a salute posture, it looks like a seizure...

-Scenes like the First Warp that should have gotten more attention; instead, it's fairly glossed over/rushed through.

-Scene chewing; especially Saitō, Space Commandos leader, chews the scenery like he expects an American in the same role would.


-It's a kamikaze movie;

Spoiler:

(almost) everybody dies.

Overall, worth watching again for the cheesy ironmongery special effects.

[SRoss]

Just watched the live-action Spacebattleship Yamato(bought it along with a pricy and not particularly well-formatted Complete SBY Anime disc collection)...quite amusing to see the differences between the original and the modern update.

*It's a co-ed ship(no one woman filling all the 'soft roles'). Yuki's actually a fairly kick-ass character, more shades of Kara Thrace than eye-candy.

*Doctor Sado is a woman and not a very ugly man(the engineer actually looks like what I'd expect male Sado to look like)

*No blue human aliens; the Gamilons are actually fairly mysterious until the latter half of the movie.

*'Analyzer' actually remains mostly off-camera until the latter parts of the movie

*It's actually fairly gritty and grim in parts.

Minuses:
-The old gung-ho Japanese militarism of the original series doesn't quite translate well...every time the cast goes into a salute posture, it looks like a seizure...

-Scenes like the First Warp that should have gotten more attention; instead, it's fairly glossed over/rushed through.

-Scene chewing; especially Saitō, Space Commandos leader, chews the scenery like he expects an American in the same role would.


-It's a kamikaze movie;

Spoiler:

(almost) everybody dies.

Overall, worth watching again for the cheesy ironmongery special effects.

You forgot, the closing theme was by AEROSMITH.

Truthfully, I preferred the animated one: Space Battleship Yamato: Resurrection

[DhAkael]

Just watched the live-action Spacebattleship Yamato(bought it along with a pricy and not particularly well-formatted Complete SBY Anime disc collection)...quite amusing to see the differences between the original and the modern update.

*It's a co-ed ship(no one woman filling all the 'soft roles'). Yuki's actually a fairly kick-ass character, more shades of Kara Thrace than eye-candy.

*Doctor Sado is a woman and not a very ugly man(the engineer actually looks like what I'd expect male Sado to look like)

*No blue human aliens; the Gamilons are actually fairly mysterious until the latter half of the movie.

*'Analyzer' actually remains mostly off-camera until the latter parts of the movie

*It's actually fairly gritty and grim in parts.

Minuses:
-The old gung-ho Japanese militarism of the original series doesn't quite translate well...every time the cast goes into a salute posture, it looks like a seizure...

-Scenes like the First Warp that should have gotten more attention; instead, it's fairly glossed over/rushed through.

-Scene chewing; especially Saitō, Space Commandos leader, chews the scenery like he expects an American in the same role would.


-It's a kamikaze movie;

Spoiler:

(almost) everybody dies.

Overall, worth watching again for the cheesy ironmongery special effects.

I have a FRENCH language dub of it through "legitimate sources"...
Things is, I understand at least 50% of what they are saying, so I never sent the disc back because that woulda taken too much effort

[Alpha 11]

They've redone the anime, now called Spacebattleship Yamato 2199, if I remember right. Really good so far IMO. I would encouage you all to see it.

[DhAkael]

They've redone the anime, now called Spacebattleship Yamato 2199, if I remember right. Really good so far IMO. I would encouage you all to see it.

I've seen snippets of it; it REALLY does a nice job of using modern animation techniques and designs, while still keeping the WW2 battleship in space intact.