Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 10, 2017 9:47 pm

Corg: "If pursued, I sacrifice the Jurian monkey-boy."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 10, 2017 9:52 pm

taalismn wrote:Corg: "If pursued, I sacrifice the Jurian monkey-boy."

Annie: (From right behind Corg) "Silly wabbit." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 10, 2017 10:03 pm

Face it, unless you directly threaten his friends, Tenchi is NOT going to feed you to the wolves like any other person would. Warrior-prince he may be, but he's a bit of a yutz when it comes to justified vindicativeness.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 10, 2017 11:09 pm

taalismn wrote:Corg: "If pursued, I sacrifice the Jurian monkey-boy."

Tenchi: (Smirks and pulls out a salt shaker...) :twisted:

Corgie-Poo: :shock:

"You wouldn't..." (Backs up into a...)

TTTTTWWWWAAAANNNNGGGGG!!

Annie: "Thanks for the help with the snare trap, Rand!" (Drags away a screaming Corgie-Poo...)
Corgie-Poo: :shock:

"NNNNNMMNOOOOOOOOOO!!"

(Rand and Tenchi high-five each other...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 11, 2017 12:03 am

"Normally you're not so....vindicative?"
"*sigh* One thing I've learned about the megaverse...sometimes, just sometimes, you gotta be prepared to kick somebody's ass just for being a jerk."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:01 pm

taalismn wrote:"Normally you're not so....vindicative?"
"*sigh* One thing I've learned about the megaverse...sometimes, just sometimes, you gotta be prepared to kick somebody's ass just for being a jerk."

Dana: (Raising her hand vigorously) "I wanna volunteer for the Shinji Protection Force!!!"

"Um, you're actually listed as one of the things we're protecting him from..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:46 pm

Nova: "Since when has a little thing like a restraining order ever stopped you, Dana?"
Dana: "Yeah, that's right! Wait-HEY!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:30 pm

taalismn wrote:Nova: "Since when has a little thing like a restraining order ever stopped you, Dana?"
Dana: "Yeah, that's right! Wait-HEY!"

Dana finishes picking the lock on Shinji's room... and remembers the Sentry Guns, just as they open fire.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 19, 2017 9:58 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Nova: "Since when has a little thing like a restraining order ever stopped you, Dana?"
Dana: "Yeah, that's right! Wait-HEY!"

Dana finishes picking the lock on Shinji's room... and remembers the Sentry Guns, just as they open fire.

"Outwitted by a stupid machine?"
(smouldering) "...shut up..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat May 20, 2017 2:23 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Nova: "Since when has a little thing like a restraining order ever stopped you, Dana?"
Dana: "Yeah, that's right! Wait-HEY!"

Dana finishes picking the lock on Shinji's room... and remembers the Sentry Guns, just as they open fire.

"Outwitted by a stupid machine?"
(smouldering) "...shut up..."

(In the Infirmary...)

Waashu: "I've got some -- "
Dana: :shock:

"Ohnonononono...I'mfineI'llbeonmyway!" (Bolts out the door...)
Waashu: "It was just water. What did she think it was? Painkillers?" :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 20, 2017 9:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
(In the Infirmary...)

Waashu: "I've got some -- "
Dana: "Ohnonononono...I'mfineI'llbeonmyway!" (Bolts out the door...)
Waashu: "It was just water. What did she think it was? Painkillers?"

"Well, you know, Waashu, the current big trend is in 'clear' liquids...clear coffee, for example."
"Don't be ridiculous! A proper mad science drug should glow luridly! Not be a slave to fashion!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 23, 2017 7:02 pm

Three new students stand at the entrance to the school, two female, one arguably male*.
"Summer school? Just how did we get sent to SUMMER SCHOOL? I don't ever recall going to ANY school! Professor Nova just programmed us, Elf!"
"Another challenge, ZWolf? LADDER wasn't too pleased with us winning the ZOTT."
"We didn't win it as much as CRASHED it. Or rather Alita did. Let's just get this $%##&) over with."
"...you going to be like this the rest of your time here, Sechs?"
'Only as long as it takes for me to get back a full and proper combat body! Shouldn't be too hard!"(cracks knuckles)
"Oh hey, look, fresh meat!"
"Oh, like we haven't heard THAT before!"
"And we've heard THAT before too! Come on in!"

*"Hey, wait...ARGUABLY MALE?! What the ^%^%*^^ you trying to imply here! ARRGGHH!!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 24, 2017 10:49 pm

(Meanwhile in the cafeteria...)

Chef: "Today; children, we're having Pineapple Surprise!"

(Stampede of children from the cafeteria...)

Chef: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 25, 2017 1:26 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in the cafeteria...)

Chef: "Today; children, we're having Pineapple Surprise!"

(Stampede of children from the cafeteria...)

Chef:

"I thought we were past the 'Cooking with Grenades' module in HomeEc...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu May 25, 2017 4:59 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in the cafeteria...)

Chef: "Today; children, we're having Pineapple Surprise!"

(Stampede of children from the cafeteria...)

Chef:

"I thought we were past the 'Cooking with Grenades' module in HomeEc...."

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:

Kyle: "Dimwit here had the Pineapple Surprise!"
Edwards: :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 25, 2017 6:07 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Charon:
Kyle: "Dimwit here had the Pineapple Surprise!"
Edwards:

"There's a -reason- we eat with plastic utensils. Less chance of setting off fuses."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 28, 2017 11:31 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in the cafeteria...)

Chef: "Today; children, we're having Pineapple Surprise!"

(Stampede of children from the cafeteria...)

Chef:

"I thought we were past the 'Cooking with Grenades' module in HomeEc...."

(Down Below...)

Charon:
Kyle: "Dimwit here had the Pineapple Surprise!"
Edwards:

Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:56 pm

SRoss wrote:[
Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

"Avoid the 'Eggs Cameron'. No. Really. Avoid it. Or carry a flamer to hardboil them yourself if they're served."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 31, 2017 8:42 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

"Avoid the 'Eggs Cameron'. No. Really. Avoid it. Or carry a flamer to hardboil them yourself if they're served."

Washuu: (Looking at the Engineer's handywork) "Pffft... Amateurs."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 31, 2017 10:12 pm

"Today in class we're going to create a universe."
"...this is going to end in 'Akira', isn't it?" :frazz:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:17 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

"Avoid the 'Eggs Cameron'. No. Really. Avoid it. Or carry a flamer to hardboil them yourself if they're served."

Washuu: (Looking at the Engineer's handywork) "Pffft... Amateurs."

David:

"But I created those! Ridley Scott said so!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:34 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

"Avoid the 'Eggs Cameron'. No. Really. Avoid it. Or carry a flamer to hardboil them yourself if they're served."

Washuu: (Looking at the Engineer's handywork) "Pffft... Amateurs."

David: "But I created those! Ridley Scott said so!"

Washuu: (Tearing off David's head) "Bah! You call this an android?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:17 am

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Edwards: "At least I didn't have the Special..."

"Avoid the 'Eggs Cameron'. No. Really. Avoid it. Or carry a flamer to hardboil them yourself if they're served."

Washuu: (Looking at the Engineer's handywork) "Pffft... Amateurs."

David: "But I created those! Ridley Scott said so!"

Washuu: (Tearing off David's head) "Bah! You call this an android?"

Android 17: "I know, right?"
Android 18: "The things they call androids these days." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:07 pm

"Just our accursed luck to show up at this meatbag indoctrination programming center the week they were holding a course on 'Surviving a Robot Uprising'."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:13 pm

taalismn wrote:"Just our accursed luck to show up at this meatbag indoctrination programming center the week they were holding a course on 'Surviving a Robot Uprising'."

Waashu: "Some new toys to play with!" :twisted:

Random MCHS Student #1: "I feel sorry for them."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I don't."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:08 pm

Cylon Six: "CAVIL! GET ME THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!! FEMININE WILES DON'T WORK ON THESE LITTLE MONSTERS!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:41 pm

taalismn wrote:Cylon Six: "CAVIL! GET ME THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!! FEMININE WILES DON'T WORK ON THESE LITTLE MONSTERS!!!"

Taylor: (Lowering his welding mask) "Are you alive?" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:52 pm

Washuu:"I've got a little box...."(tapping on a little solid state memory crystal on her desk. For a moment one gets a glimpse of blond hair in the swirling patterns on its sides).

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:47 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Is it Android Hunting Day, today?" :twisted:

Random MCHS Student #2: :twisted:

"Most certainly is!" (Spots squad of Cylon Centurions...)
Cylon Squad Leader: :shock:

<<We must RETREAT!>>
Cylon Centurion: <<By your command! Every Centurion for itself! (Shoots Squad Leader in the leg...) <<Your sacrifice will ensure the survival of the squad!>>
Cylon Squad Leader:

<<COWARDS!>>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 7:14 pm

Roomba: 《Oddly brothers, I no longer regret us not having humanoid form.》

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:16 pm

Of all the universes and times for Skynet to attempt to alter to its advantage, manifesting in the mainframe of MCHS#69 would, it had the time to realize, one of its biggest mistakes....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:49 pm

taalismn wrote:Of all the universes and times for Skynet to attempt to alter to its advantage, manifesting in the mainframe of MCHS#69 would, it had the time to realize, one of its biggest mistakes....

Skynet: <<NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!! TERMINATE HER!>> (Seeing Washu approaching with a screwdriver...)
T-800: :frazz:

(With Austrian accent...) "Hasta la vista, baby!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:06 pm

"Your ability to reform and regenerate simply means we don't have to hold back."
T-1000:(looking at the sheer amount of LETHALNESS coming in its direction) :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:27 pm

taalismn wrote:"Your ability to reform and regenerate simply means we don't have to hold back."
T-1000:(looking at the sheer amount of LETHALNESS coming in its direction)

Annie: "This stuff is better then Play-Doh!"
T-1000: :shock:

(Desperately tries to get away from the offending human's clutches...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:39 pm

"These kids will never amount to anything except as cannonfodder in the next conflict. It's a waste of time and material trying to school them in anything beyond basic life skills...if even that takes."
---Anonymous Education Board Administrator, Monument City District, during a hearing on funding and zoning MCHS#69.

Skynet:<<Probability of Successful Implementation of Global Genocide/Threat Termination Dropping Rapidly. Total Nullification of Remaining Potential Effectiveness of Skynet Peripheral Effectives Predicted in .04 seconds. Simulation Events of Successful Recovery and Implementation of Termination: Humanity from Current or Any Foreseeable Standpoint in Current Environment: zero. zero-zero-zero-zero-......>>
---Anomalous Software Readout, MCHS#69 Computer Lab

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:32 pm

taalismn wrote:"These kids will never amount to anything except as cannonfodder in the next conflict. It's a waste of time and material trying to school them in anything beyond basic life skills...if even that takes."
---Anonymous Education Board Administrator, Monument City District, during a hearing on funding and zoning MCHS#69.

Skynet:<<Probability of Successful Implementation of Global Genocide/Threat Termination Dropping Rapidly. Total Nullification of Remaining Potential Effectiveness of Skynet Peripheral Effectives Predicted in .04 seconds. Simulation Events of Successful Recovery and Implementation of Termination: Humanity from Current or Any Foreseeable Standpoint in Current Environment: zero. zero-zero-zero-zero-......>>
---Anomalous Software Readout, MCHS#69 Computer Lab

Random MCHS Student #1: "And they said we would never amount to anything. What's a Skynet?"
Random MCHS Student #2: (Punching random buttons on a keyboard hooked up to a large supercomputer...) "I dunno..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:07 pm

"How the HELL did these kids manage to set up centrifugal imbalance in a computer harddrive stack tower?! I thought that was only possible in uranium enrichment gas centrifuges!!!"
"Dunno, but they managed to wipe out a whole bank of servers!!! Irreplaceable data has been lost!"

Skynet:<<....!....>>#CRASH#

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:13 pm

Note to IT Division:

Terminals are to no longer link DIRECTLY to the server.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:21 pm

SRoss wrote:Note to IT Division:

Terminals are to no longer link DIRECTLY to the server.

"I hesitate to ask WHAT you propose relaying the connection through...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:48 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Note to IT Division:

Terminals are to no longer link DIRECTLY to the server.

"I hesitate to ask WHAT you propose relaying the connection through...."

Veldt: (Surrounded by techs with assorted connectors) "ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:56 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Veldt: (Surrounded by techs with assorted connectors) "ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

Tech: "We're going to have to drill a new USB port here-"
Veidt: "YOU DO -NOT- DRILL USB PORTS!!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:24 pm

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:

(Looking at Veidt and Skynet...) "I didn't know we accepted machines..." :nh:

Veidt: <<I didn't know we can get down here!>> :shock:

Skynet: <<Is this place safer then being with those crazy meat bags?>> :frazz:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:37 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: (Looking at Veidt and Skynet...) "I didn't know we accepted machines..."
Veidt: <<I didn't know we can get down here!>>
Skynet: <<Is this place safer then being with those crazy meat bags?>>

Mihoshi: (Appearing behind them) "What's this button do?"

Charon, Veidt & Skynet: :eek:

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:00 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: (Looking at Veidt and Skynet...) "I didn't know we accepted machines..."
Veidt: <<I didn't know we can get down here!>>
Skynet: <<Is this place safer then being with those crazy meat bags?>>

Mihoshi: (Appearing behind them) "What's this button do?"

Charon, Veidt & Skynet: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!"

;;
Hades: ...I didn't know the afterlife had a 'delete' button?"
Belldandy: "This is a Yggdrasil-the-World-Tree-as-Computer-System universe"
Persephone: "Let me guess...crossed with Invid Flower of Life to make this halfway relevant to the forums?"
Skuld: "QUIT STRESSING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:13 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: (Looking at Veidt and Skynet...) "I didn't know we accepted machines..."
Veidt: <<I didn't know we can get down here!>>
Skynet: <<Is this place safer then being with those crazy meat bags?>>

Mihoshi: (Appearing behind them) "What's this button do?"

Charon, Veidt & Skynet: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!"
;;
Hades: "...I didn't know the afterlife had a 'delete' button?"
Belldandy: "This is a Yggdrasil-the-World-Tree-as-Computer-System universe."
Persephone: "Let me guess...crossed with Invid Flower of Life to make this halfway relevant to the forums?"
Skuld: "QUIT STRESSING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!"

SRoss: (Listening to a glass against the wall) "I sense trouble on the wind."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:10 pm

Demeter: "So, by hunting down those who use the Flower of Life, these 'Haydonites' really seek to cripple the LIVING STRUCTURE OF THE VERY COSMOS?!"
Athena: "Seems that way, Demmie."

AwarenessL <<"I SENSE...NOT ONLY A THREAD DERAIL, BUT SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADDICTS."

MCHS#^( Student: :Ah, what god is knowing Greek mythology when we should be learning how to fight?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:56 pm

taalismn wrote:Demeter: "So, by hunting down those who use the Flower of Life, these 'Haydonites' really seek to cripple the LIVING STRUCTURE OF THE VERY COSMOS?!"
Athena: "Seems that way, Demmie."

AwarenessL <<"I SENSE...NOT ONLY A THREAD DERAIL, BUT SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADDICTS."

MCHS#^( Student: :Ah, what god is knowing Greek mythology when we should be learning how to fight?!"

Athena: (Pointing at the class) "QUICK! How do you distract Hektate?"

Skuld: (Putting up her hand) "I KNOW! Cake!!!"

Athena: (Looking at the class) "That answer your question?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:25 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Athena: (Pointing at the class) "QUICK! How do you distract Hektate?"

Skuld: (Putting up her hand) "I KNOW! Cake!!!"

Athena: (Looking at the class) "That answer your question?"

"Sure it's not Pi?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:35 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Athena: (Pointing at the class) "QUICK! How do you distract Hektate?"

Skuld: (Putting up her hand) "I KNOW! Cake!!!"

Athena: (Looking at the class) "That answer your question?"

"Sure it's not Pi?"

Athena: "Definitely cake, trust me."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:40 pm

Principle: "I'm going to be driving a few golfballs off the roof and down the field on my lunch break."
Vice Principle: "Still trying to figure out the minefields, sir?"