taalismn wrote:Principle: "I'm going to be driving a few golfballs off the roof and down the field on my lunch break." Vice Principle: "Still trying to figure out the minefields, sir?"
"Unlike our last Principle, who tried to escape with a hang glider, while wearing a yellow bathrobe and fuzzy pink slippers..."
"Unlike our last Principle, who tried to escape with a hang glider, while wearing a yellow bathrobe and fuzzy pink slippers..."
"Just his bad luck Monument City Air Defense was having live ammo exercises that day."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
PA: "ATTENTION STUDENTS AND STAFF! THE MUSICAL LINE UP FOR THE JUNE END OF SCHOOL CELEBRATION IS; MINMEI AND THE ROBOTECH SOUND FORCE!!! I'D JUST LIKE TO REMIND STUDENTS AND STAFF THAT THE MINES AND SENTRY GUNS ARE STILL ACTIVE! THAT IS ALL..."
SRoss wrote:PA: "ATTENTION STUDENTS AND STAFF! THE MUSICAL LINE UP FOR THE JUNE END OF SCHOOL CELEBRATION IS; MINMEI AND THE ROBOTECH SOUND FORCE!!! I'D JUST LIKE TO REMIND STUDENTS AND STAFF THAT THE MINES AND SENTRY GUNS ARE STILL ACTIVE! THAT IS ALL..."
(Sounds of explosions and gunfire as students toss Minmei and the Robotrch Sound Fource into the Sentry Guns' lines of fire and the mine fields...)
(Down Below...)
Minmei and the Robotech Sound Force: Charon: "They REALLY don't like you!"
Minmei: "You know, sometimes I don't really like myself either, for the things I've had to do for money." Band Member: "..." Minmei: "I refer, of course, to the Petit Cola ads..." Band Member:(closes mouth, rather than continue with what he ALMOST was about to say)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Minmei: "You know, sometimes I don't really like myself either, for the things I've had to do for money." Band Member: "..." Minmei: "I refer, of course, to the Petit Cola ads..." Band Member:(closes mouth, rather than continue with what he ALMOST was about to say)
Random MCHS Student #1: "So...what's with this video?" Random MCHS Student #2: "I didn't know you could bend like that..." Minmei: "That isn't me! I thought I destroyed that...!"
taalismn wrote:Minmei: "You know, sometimes I don't really like myself either, for the things I've had to do for money." Band Member: "..." Minmei: "I refer, of course, to the Petit Cola ads..." Band Member:(closes mouth, rather than continue with what he ALMOST was about to say)
Random MCHS Student #1: "So...what's with this video?" Random MCHS Student #2: "I didn't know you could bend like that..." Minmei: "That isn't me! I thought I destroyed that...!"
Random MCHS Student #3: "Wow Miss Minmei! I didn't know you did Disney films..."
Random MCHS Student: "So exactly how much weight did you have to lose to play Cruella DeVille? And how'd you manage to look so tall?" Minmei: "I was still recovering from Optera; my therapist thought it would be a good idea to try something new. And the height was clever forced perspective camera work ."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student: "So exactly how much weight did you have to lose to play Cruella DeVille? And how'd you manage to look so tall?" Minmei: "I was still recovering from Optera; my therapist thought it would be a good idea to try something new. And the height was clever forced perspective camera work ."
Minmei: "That year I also played Ursula in The Little Mermaid."
Minmei: "That year I also played Ursula in The Little Mermaid."
Students:
"Great costume." Minmei: "Wasn't a costume. Optera. Edwatds, Genesis Pit." " ewwwwwww.... " Minmei: "Yeah, for several months I dreaded waking up in the morning, wondering what junk DNA I would be manifesting next and what new limbs I'd be having to deal with."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Random MCHS Student #1: "I don't like the dance class teacher..." Random MCHS Student #2: "The fact that she has no idea that fire dancing does not mean lighting yourself on fire and then dancing?"
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I don't like the dance class teacher..." Random MCHS Student #2: "The fact that she has no idea that fire dancing does not mean lighting yourself on fire and then dancing?"
EShemarian: "Now class, our two volunteers will demonstrate."
Edwards: (Whispering to Kyle) "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I don't like the dance class teacher..." Random MCHS Student #2: "The fact that she has no idea that fire dancing does not mean lighting yourself on fire and then dancing?"
EShemarian: "Now class, our two volunteers will demonstrate."
Edwards: (Whispering to Kyle) "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Man, those two can run!" Random MCHS Student #2: "Notice that they were running AWAY from the infirmary?"
SRoss wrote:EShemarian: "Today class we be learning the fine art of Fire Dancing. Please remove your clothes and all flammable objects."
Rei rushes over and whispers in her ear.
EShemarian: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MOST HUMANS ARE FLAMMABLE!?!"
Student: "We don't tan, we BARBECUE."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Homeroom #7 has working AC." "Homeroom #7 has it cranked up to 'Plutonian atmosphere'-level cold." "Who wants it THAT cold?!"
"Welcome to Cold Weather Survival 101, the summer sessions."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Call the infirmary, the Principle tried to emulate that guy in the Star Trek episode, now there's a block of ice in the shower."
Washuu: "Okay, who forgot proper lab protocol when handling psychoactive viruses?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Call the infirmary, the Principle tried to emulate that guy in the Star Trek episode, now there's a block of ice in the shower."
Washuu: "Okay, who forgot proper lab protocol when handling psychoactive viruses?!"
Kyle: (Glares at Edwards...) Edwards: "What? There wasn't a label on the phial" Kyle: "If there ever is a zombie outbreak, it'll probably be YOUR fault."
Edwards' zombie plan is to throw Kyle to them to buy time....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Edwards' zombie plan is to throw Kyle to them to buy time....
Kyle: "You really would do that, wouldn't you?!" Edwards: (Shrugs...) "Every man for himself."
Head Zombie: *Ignore Kyle, brain not good. Get other one.*
Kyle: "Here, let me give you a hand up to the roof where he is." Head Zombie: "Much thanks."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Now we got one brain-dead fool helping a bunch of brain-hungry zombies go after another brain-dead fool..." Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup...so who're you rooting for?' Random MCHS Student #1: "I hope the zombies eat both of them."
Emergency Closet in MCHS#69: "In event of zombie outbreak, alien terraforming wave, or xenomorph infestation, break glass." (behind the glass is a heavy-duty flamethrower)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Emergency Closet in MCHS#69: "In event of zombie outbreak, alien terraforming wave, or xenomorph infestation, break glass." (behind the glass is a heavy-duty flamethrower)
taalismn wrote:Emergency Closet in MCHS#69: "In event of zombie outbreak, alien terraforming wave, or xenomorph infestation, break glass." (behind the glass is a heavy-duty flamethrower)
"Crap...no one filled the fuel tank..."
"I got a bottle of hot sauce from the cafeteria." "Okay, but that just might melt the 'thrower...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Emergency Closet in MCHS#69: "In event of zombie outbreak, alien terraforming wave, or xenomorph infestation, break glass." (behind the glass is a heavy-duty flamethrower)
"Crap...no one filled the fuel tank..."
"I got a bottle of hot sauce from the cafeteria." "Okay, but that just might melt the 'thrower...."
"It's the Chef's Special Hot Sauce." "Yup. Just one drop..." (One drop disintegrates a chair...)
taalismn wrote:Emergency Closet in MCHS#69: "In event of zombie outbreak, alien terraforming wave, or xenomorph infestation, break glass." (behind the glass is a heavy-duty flamethrower)
"Crap...no one filled the fuel tank..."
"I got a bottle of hot sauce from the cafeteria." "Okay, but that just might melt the 'thrower...."
"It's the Chef's Special Hot Sauce." "Yup. Just one drop..." (One drop disintegrates a chair...)
Mr. Taylor: "Try this." (Hands them a clearly over built flame thrower)
BSS Trooper (Points to Kyle and Edwards...) "That's why we have those two." BSS Seargent: "Oh, right!" Kyle: Edwards:
BSS Captain: "Sorry, they already have zombie duty." Edwards: "...oh joy..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Chef: "All I added was paprika and ghost peppers..."
"...and the phosphorus powder..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Chef: "All I added was paprika and ghost peppers..."
"...and the phosphorus powder..."
"Oh! and some left over thermite..."
"Ah, the rich aroma of napalm! Smells like...breakfast." "You shave yourself with a chainsaw, don't you?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Chef: "Mr. Taylor added those. Said it needed MORE POWER."
"Mr. Taylor was off his meds again, wasn't he?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Chef: "Mr. Taylor added those. Said it needed MORE POWER."
"Mr. Taylor was off his meds again, wasn't he?"
Mr. Taylor: "NNNOOO...not those! Anything but those!"
Washuu: (Wearing a nurse's uniform) "Be quiet and take your pills like a good little boy."
Mr. Taylor: (Thinking to himself: She's not that bad looking in that nurse's uniform...are you NUTS?!) "PLEASE....I'll do ANYTHING..." Washuu: "ANYTHING?" Mr. Taylor:
Chef: "Mr. Taylor added those. Said it needed MORE POWER."
"Mr. Taylor was off his meds again, wasn't he?"
Mr. Taylor: "NNNOOO...not those! Anything but those!"
Washuu: (Wearing a nurse's uniform) "Be quiet and take your pills like a good little boy."
Mr. Taylor: (Thinking to himself: She's not that bad looking in that nurse's uniform...are you NUTS?!) "PLEASE....I'll do ANYTHING..." Washuu: "ANYTHING?" Mr. Taylor:
Students:
Rei: "I feel like I should break out the prayer strips, but against the zombies, or them?"
There are no paper wards proof against stupidity....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Washuu: "That's right, Tim! Massage those feet! Massage it like you mean it!" Mr. Taylor: Random MCHS Student #1: "That's SO wrong." Random MCHS Student #2: "She still doesn't look too bad in that nurse's outfit..." Random MCHS Student #1: "You are SO disturbed." Random MCHS Student #2: (Shrugs...) "Being here long enough does that to you."
"I refer, of course, to the Petit Cola ads..."
(Hands them a clearly over built flame thrower)
