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Gryphon wrote:Alright then, I'm just not used to people asking for a link to my fic...sort of caught me off guard there...

http://www.phpbbplanet.com/shipyard/vie ... m=shipyard

There you go. You don't need to sign up to read it, but obviously you do need to become a member to comment...which you will note that I crave feedback, good or bad.

SRoss wrote:Alarms blared all over the ship as trooper Tychus Findlay blasted his way on to the bridge...

Tychus: (Opening his visor releasing a cloud of cigar smoke) "Well hell there ain't nobody he......"

Suddenly an organic, spiked appendage explodes from his chest and lifts him into the air.

Zerg Queen Sammie: "I said, NO SMOKING ON THE BRIDGE!!!"

Gryphon wrote:Link to what? Fanfiction.net is the link?

Wait! You want a link to my story?! Really?!

SRoss wrote:

DhAkael wrote:...and POOR POOR Ben. NO one should be subjected to... "THE MINMEI!"

Personally I'd have married him off to a White Ape.

And inflicted THE MINMEI on the Tharns.

Lost Seraph wrote:You can't kill the Yamato, just blow up the poor guys in the 3rd bridge. They even plant anti-matter mines, shoot a drill missile INTO the Wave motion gun, and go into a long speech about blowing the ship up, and the Gamilons still can't kill it. Even Okita can't kill it by detonating massive nuclear explosives, sinking into Earth's new moon from the Aquarius water planet, and have it go under in glorious 1983 slow motion. The Star Force just pulls it out, puts a rotary wave motion gun on it, and then fights living black holes. It's like the Wave Motion engine turned it into a dramatically invulnerable rune ship.

And I'll raise you anime angst: Amuro Ray in a Gundam Eva....

taalismn wrote:Kallen stared. She poked. She prodded. She pulled.
The ears. The whiskers. The tail.
“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!”
They wouldn’t come off.

“KAS-DA.”
“Shion.”
“Heard your ‘pet’ escaped.”
“Indeed.”
“She also apparently managed to set loose several of your ‘sisters’.”
“I understand you were instrumental in keeping them contained.”
“Yes, they awakened earlier than expected, but no harm done, despite their curiousity.”
“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!”
The two looked back into the padded cell where the almost-naked redhead was streaking around, bouncing off walls, and working herself into a blurred frenzy, before finally impacting into a wall, knocking herself out, and collapsing into a twitching heap on the floor. The long tail and sharp cat ears were immediately obvious.
Shion turned accusatory eyes on the cyborg standing next to her.
“You didn’t....That’s...that’s!”
“I did not.”
“Then how?”
”We reacquired her collar signal just outside the Gateland perimeter at one of the bio-clinics in the Tokyo-3 satellite conrurals. The work had already been done. Questioning the clinic staff revealed she had come in and voluntarily submitted to the Neko Pink procedure.”
“She’s been your prisoner and ‘pet’ for the last year and the opportunity to escape she decides to go and radically alter her physiology to accommodate that rather than blitz for another dimension? That doesn’t sound right.”
“No, it does not. Though admittedly Security would have been watching the Gates for just such an escape attempt.”
“And how’d she pay for it anyway? The procedure’s not cheap.”
“The mystery deepens. The clinic records show she paid for it using credit cards in the name of LeLouche Lamperouge. Possibly out of the ransom that was paid for Dana Sterling.”
“Indeed. Well, she might have acquired Lamperouge’s credit cards when she was still close to him, but after a year, you’d think he’d have cancelled them.”
“Most strange. And if she had them, where could she have hidden them? Between Security and my own actions, she could not have hidden anything useful to an escape. We must therefore assume somebody ELSE with access to the accounts in question and to the necessary resources to facilitate her escape, however temporary, is behind this.”

CC breathed a sigh of relief as she cleared the last Dimensional Port checkpoint and crossed the ‘no man’s land’ into sovereign Japanese territory, ignoring the glares of both the Uegie Gate-Guards and the Japanese GateWatch as they stared at each other, , ignoring in their turn the thin trickle of traffic in both directions from the terrestrial Dimensional Gate. Her mission was a success. It had not perhaps been as she originally planned, but the end results were still most satisfactory. Kallen Stadtfeld would no longer be a factor in the future of post-Britannia Earth.

She tracked down Kallen’s whereabouts to a military medical facility in Tokyo-3, apparently in for an annual physical at the behest of her ‘owner’. Careful infiltration had gotten her inside and CC found LeLouche’s former associate hiding in a locked storage room, cowering naked(apparently she’d managed her own temporary escape) while a dozen newly-activated female androids were closing in on her, apparently intend on petting.

It had been a simple matter to gain Kallen’s trust with the offer of clothing, however scanty(a hospital gown), and help in escaping. The HARD part had been escaping from those androids, but she’d managed to do so, though she doubted she would be able to sleep at night without nightmares. In all her centuries of existance, she’d not ever encountered anything like those androids, and seeing their attention turn to her had almost sent her fleeing, and forget Kallen!
After that, it had been simplicity itself to geass Kallen, and march her into the clinic CC had spotted earlier while scouting the Dimensional Travel hub. Generous previous application of the mind control trick at the bio-mod shoppe had greatly facilitated her second visit with Kallen in tow, eased her past the patient check-in and the final permission signings, and finally into the operating room where the mind-zombed Kallen had dropped her smock and climbed up onto the procedure table to be anesthetized. After that, under the excuse of leaving her ‘friend’s’ side to go attend to other business for the moment, CC had slipped away, leaving the ex-Black Knight to the tender mercies of the gene-surgeons. She was tempted to have stayed to spy and see the results of her little prank, but she knew that UEsG security would be responding to the escape of the red-headed convict. In fact, she COUNTED on it. It would have been quite amusing to see Kallen, with her new ‘additions’, hauled back into custody.

CC found herself doing a hop and a skip in her step as she arranged transport from the Gate-island back to mainland Japan. What a good day’s work!


In a laboratory-holding area back in Tokyo-3, several sets of red eyes flicked open. Wireless modem connections openned, and a silent conversation was initiated. Their collective memory remembered the ‘kitty’ that had greeted them upon their unscheduled activation. That one had been remembered from the Alpha’s downloads. But they had a new factor in their shared experience. The green-haired one that had appeared and taken the ‘kitty’ away. Yes, that one intrigued. They would remember her....

Alpha 11 wrote:[ Poor Kallen. And how did she get like that again?

SRoss wrote:I think that LeLouche might come to regret CC's prank when the Guren and the androids both show up to kick ass. Kallen could kick the Lancelot's ass even without enhancements. Now the Knight of Zero hasn't got a hope in hell.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[ Poor Kallen. And how did she get like that again?

Previous thread writers had her become the 'pet' of KAS-DA(likely in retaliation for Zero doing the mind-control on Dana Sterling) and nobody seemed to want to get her back. She's appeared wearing a literal catsuit with fake ears, but once overheard KAS-DA discussing the local craze in 'bio-modding" and automatically assumed that that was going to be done to her, so she ran(sans clothing, as she was in for a yearly phsyical) and found herself trapped in a room where other KAS-DA-style Ayanami cyborgs were being stored, awaiting activation.

And wherein hangs the tale...

SRoss wrote:I think that LeLouche might come to regret CC's prank when the Guren and the androids both show up to kick ass. Kallen could kick the Lancelot's ass even without enhancements. Now the Knight of Zero hasn't got a hope in hell.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I think that LeLouche might come to regret CC's prank when the Guren and the androids both show up to kick ass. Kallen could kick the Lancelot's ass even without enhancements. Now the Knight of Zero hasn't got a hope in hell.

Zero: "I'm really hating this interdimensional crossover stuff.....Things were so much simpler back in the day...why, I could have had the qworld rally against me and my old colleagues kill me just to set the world right...Now? Everything's so complicated."
"Zero? A bunch of strange women with antennae are chasing CC. Bullets don't stop them. Neither do Nightmare Frames."
Zero: " "

taalismn wrote:Yesd, but are Kamina shades proof against the Geiss?

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yesd, but are Kamina shades proof against the Geiss?

no, but Kamina's unbreakable will would make him immune. (not having seen code geass mind..)
he'd just yell "Who the hell do you think I am?!" then punch/kick the guy into next week..

SRoss wrote:Nova woke to the sound of the approaching hovertanks of the 15th. All about the facility were shattered Garlands and GMP vehicles.

Dana: "What happened!!!"

Nova: "A little girl, she was leading a team of commandos dressed as maids. They were supported by a Super Shadow Fighter and an Invid Commander Battloid. They trashed my men and took KAS-DA's pet!"

Meanwhile, Maya Stirling and Princess Sera, dressed as maids, piloting their respective mecha, battle Zor and Marie Crystal while the guns of a black ocean liner turned yacht blow yet another squadron of Logans out of the sky.

Suzaku Kururugi, taking advantage of the girls distraction rushes in with the Lancelot Albion, knocking the Invid Commander out of action while Zor and Marie double team Maya.

Suzaku: "Alright! lets put an end to this!"

As they land on the ship a new mecha announces it's presence by ripping Marie's AJAX in half beating Zor's Red Bioroid senseless with it.

Inside the new red mecha, Kallen sees an image of a little girl wearing fake cat ears and a tail.

Annie: "Divine Embodiment, in order to better prepare you for your holy mission, we The Underside of the Kitten's Paw have built you this new mecha! I give you the Guren Mk-II Kai Wing Zero!!!"

Suzaku: (as Kallen kicks him nine ways from Sunday) "*<CENSORED>!!!!*"

Alpha 11 wrote: If this is the latest modle of the Guren (as seen in the last few episodes of season 2) with the Zero system, he's toast. And yes, I could see her going after Kallen, if see had the ears.

taalismn wrote:(blink, blink) "Okay...I got nothing. Egon, you got anything left?"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: If this is the latest modle of the Guren (as seen in the last few episodes of season 2) with the Zero system, he's toast. And yes, I could see her going after Kallen, if see had the ears.

Latest version of the Guren + Zero System + Pissed off Kallen with Catgirl reflexes.

The Geiss only says Suzaku has to live, it didn't say anything about ever being able to walk (or feed himself) again.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(blink, blink) "Okay...I got nothing. Egon, you got anything left?"

"Terrified beyond rational thought... How about you Spengler?"

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, in a dark secret lab deep under a Tokyo-3:
“Dummy System operating at optimal levels. Engram transfer proceeding well. Estimate complete recording and overlay to be complete in eight minutes...”
Doctor Ritsuko Akagi ‘s voice droned on into the darkness, the bottle-blond occasionally looking up from her instruments to regard the pale, nude body floating in the cylinder in the middle of the chamber, techno-organic conduits sprouting from the top of the device to spread out over the ceiling of the room. Dimly visible along the far wall of the large room , floating shapes, backlit, could be seen drifting in suspension.
A glint of yellow light from behind her registered in Akagi’s peripheral vision. She didn’t need to look directly to know who was there.
“Excellent work, Doctor Akagi. When I said I wanted an insured supply of useful pawns I didn’t expect...”
Ritsuko’s grin was anything but mirthful. She raised her eyes again to look at the unconscious form of Misato Katsuragi at the center of the mad science lab.
“It’s her own fault actually. She’s such a creature of habit. Every friday she drinks hereself into a stupor. It’s simple to have Section Two bring her down here to the lab. Tomorrow morning she’ll wake up with her usual killer hangover and have little memory, if at all, of what happened at night. Just like college. ”
“Is that why it smells like a brewery in here?”
“That’s the YCL, Gendo.”
“YCL?”
”Yeibitsu Control Fluid. A balanced combination of beer and LCL. I’ve discovered, at least for Misato, the perfect balance between sustained inebriated buzz and alcoholic liver destruction. It keeps her comfortably unconscious while we copy her brain patterns, and keeps the clones indefinitely pickled until needed. The perfect drunken state. Not that I ever intend to tell her. “
“You’ve set this up with remarkable speed and efficiency.”
“Thanks to your contacts, I was able to acquire everything I needed from Yeibitsu under the Official Secrets Act. The only hard part about this was having all the clones receive cosmetic surgery for the scars.”
“I see. Carry on.” The Bastard King faded back into the darkness.
Ritsuko sighed and turned her attention back to the brain-dubbing. The procedure cycle had completed. Ritsuko clicked several controls that would quickly give Misato a warm water rinse to hose off most of the YCL, then release her into an adjacent room where several mute female Section Two agents would dress her in what little she wore to bed every night, then return her to her apartment and toss her back onto her bed to sleep off the rest of her drunk.
Just like college Ritsuko mentally snorted.

<“E-Diver Fourteen reporting in. INfiltration of Eva-Line Eighteen proceeding nominally. Have reached Tee-Dee Level Orange. You wouldn’t BELIEVE what they got down here...No, really!”>

taalismn wrote:Why Clone Katsuragi?

Ikari Shinji frantically crab-crawled on his back away from the crushed sportscar that he’d been riding in only minutes before. Try as he might, he couldn’t take his eyes off the puddle of blood pooling from the collapsed driver’s side. He didn’t want to think of what had happened to the woman who’d just picked him up at the train station....

“You’re very lucky, Misato. Section Two was able to rescue the Pilot and pull you out of the wreckage of your car. Poor kid thought you’d been killed.”

"She WHAT?! Those lines had the entire power output of JAPAN running through them!!! AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO PUT UP WARNING SIGNS???!!!...oh well, at least we don't have to worry about disposing of the body..."

"Helluva a way to celebrate another win, Misato! Tripping and knocking yourself out cold! Nearly cracked your skull open! As it is, you've got one hell of a concussion! BE MORE CAREFUL!!!"

“MAN OVERBOARD!!!”

“You got knocked off the aircraft carrier when the Angel attacked, and almost drowned. Close call there.”

“I got the control rods back in....Jet Alone’s stopping....feeling hot and sick now....come get me out of this before I throw up...”

“You got a stiff dose of radiation, but nothing serious. A few more days in observation and we’ll let you go home. Here, here’s some paperwork to catch you up on what’s happened while you were out...”

Doctor Akagi held her broken arm as she looked at the remains of the Prinow Box in the aftermath of Unit Three’s activation and Angelic possession. She tried not to look at the streak of red from behind one of the heavier plates that had fallen, or been pushed rather, through the control gallery. The team of specially trained Section Two ‘paramedics’ had done their work well, moving the stretcher with the false-reading medical equipment to the ‘special facility’ while diverting the other NERV EMTs to the still living casualties.

“Scaffolding collapsed on you, knocked you clean out. Bad concussion. Yes, ANOTHER. Your short term memory might be swiss-chessed, but don’t worry, nothing important happened.”

The city police officer looked at the remains of the car wrapped around the front of the truck. The investigation was shaping up into a perfect coincidence of two vehicles moving too fast and driving where they shouldn’t have at that time of night. Making things worse had been the fact that one of them belonged to NERV; their people had swooped right in and taken over the accident scene with their own personnel, miserly handing out details to the city authorities. But looking at the crumpled remains of the smaller vehicle, the traffic cop could only hope whoever was in that thing at the time of the accident had good health insurance...

“You had a bit of a fender-bender. Concussion again. Don’t ask about your car; it’s a write-off.”

“You’re kidding me. Food poisoning? I thought Shinji did all the cooking over there! *Sigh* I’m on it, sir.”

“You have to be more careful and check the expiration dates. Poor kid came home and found you turned blue. Thought you’d died again. Please, Misato, be MORE CAREFUL!”

“She’s beginning to suspect something, sir....I mean, she’s been dead more times than Ayanami! What can we do about it? I mean short of killing her? I was joking, Gendo.”

SRoss wrote:Wardroom... Rick sat at a table looking at Ben's replacement. Max was over at the machine getting coffee, while Lisa and Mirya were standing nearby talking.

Seina Yamada: "Corporal Yamada, reporting! I'm honored to be serving with you."

At that point, the coffee machine exploded on Max, Mirya's stockings slid down to her ankles, and Lisa felt a draft as her panties fell to the ground.

Rick sighed, it was going to be one of those days.

taalismn wrote:Ritsuko's fears are now that a) they may run out of spare Misatos, and
b) Misato may give up drinking, forcing them to come up with another way of getting her down to the labs to update her backups without her knowing.

SRoss wrote:Wardroom... Rick sat at a table looking at Ben's replacement. Max was over at the machine getting coffee, while Lisa and Mirya were standing nearby talking.

Seina Yamada: "Corporal Yamada, reporting! I'm honored to be serving with you."

At that point, the coffee machine exploded on Max, Mirya's stockings slid down to her ankles, and Lisa felt a draft as her panties fell to the ground.

Rick sighed, it was going to be one of those days.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Wardroom... Rick sat at a table looking at Ben's replacement. Max was over at the machine getting coffee, while Lisa and Mirya were standing nearby talking.

Seina Yamada: "Corporal Yamada, reporting! I'm honored to be serving with you."

At that point, the coffee machine exploded on Max, Mirya's stockings slid down to her ankles, and Lisa felt a draft as her panties fell to the ground.

Rick sighed, it was going to be one of those days.

It gets worse: under the terms of an officer exchange program with the GXP, they traded Maistroff and got Seiryo Tennan in return.

Gryphon wrote:Why the crap does his wiki entry list like ten "co-wives"?!

No, ya know what? I don't give a frak, I can't stand freaking harem shows anyhow, I'm out!

SRoss wrote:Quartermaster: "Ok mister Yamada, why do you need bigger quarters?"

Siena: "Well sir, I'm married."

Quartermaster: "Mister Yamada, we've already assigned you married quarters."

Siena shows him the list of wives.

Siena: "And now this Minmei lady is chasing me too!"

Quartermaster: "We don't have room for this, maybe we can transfer you to one of the Zentraedi ships?""

SRoss wrote:Yui: "So, you're saying the UEG doesn't have any specific laws regarding polygamy?"

Suddenly, every man on the Fortress feels a shudder down their spines.

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, given the zentraedi force's disproportionate number of women (especially when compared to the surviving human population's more even gender split), UEG laws would probably lean more toward the Polyandry form of Polygamy.

once tyrolians are added to the cultural mix Group marriage would have to be addressed (since it seems that the master's had a thing for matching up triumvirates in arranged matches..)

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, given the zentraedi force's disproportionate number of women (especially when compared to the surviving human population's more even gender split), UEG laws would probably lean more toward the Polyandry form of Polygamy.

once tyrolians are added to the cultural mix Group marriage would have to be addressed (since it seems that the master's had a thing for matching up triumvirates in arranged matches..)

Sammie: "I could collect a whole set!?!"

Khyron's men feel a cold chill.

glitterboy2098 wrote:they're both from Tenchi Muyo! GXP. though Seiryo makes his first appearance in the Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki OVA. He's the pink haired fop who was engaged to Ayeka before the Jurian Royal Family found out about Tenchi Masaki (and his superior claim to the throne..)

and Siena Yamada was the protagonist of GXP, with Seiryo being the comic relief-antagonist.

--------
on the SDF-23's bridge the 3rd shift crew indulges in that oldest of pastimes, gossip -
Silver Haired Bridge Bunny: "hey, you hear about that new exchange officer?'
Red haired Bridge Bunny:"the really cute but unlucky one?"
Silver Haired Bridge Bunny: "yeah, him. did you know he's royalty?"
Red haired Bridge Bunny: "really?"'
Silver Haired Bridge Bunny: "yeah.. he's like third in line to become king of planet july or something. and he's married to a princess of some star kingdom."
Red Haired Bridge Bunny: "he's married already?"
Black Haired Bridge Bunny: "since he was 15, apparently."
Red haired Bridge Bunny:"to a princess?"
Silver Haired Bridge Bunny:"to a princess, a priestess, a wealthy socialites daughter, a relative of japan's emperor, 4 ex-spies, a giant robot, and a cat."
Red haired Bridge Bunny: "............ your joking right, right?"

Gryphon wrote:Why the crap does his wiki entry list like ten "co-wives"?!

No, ya know what? I don't give a frak, I can't stand freaking harem shows anyhow, I'm out!

SRoss wrote:Quartermaster: "Ok mister Yamada, why do you need bigger quarters?"

Siena: "Well sir, I'm married."

Quartermaster: "Mister Yamada, we've already assigned you married quarters."

Siena shows him the list of wives.

Siena: "And now this Minmei lady is chasing me too!"

Quartermaster: "We don't have room for this, maybe we can transfer you to one of the Zentraedi ships?""

camk4evr wrote:

Gryphon wrote:Why the crap does his wiki entry list like ten "co-wives"?!

No, ya know what? I don't give a frak, I can't stand freaking harem shows anyhow, I'm out!

Partly because politics and partly because Seto Kamiki Jurai has an...odd sense of humour. And it's kind of funny.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Quartermaster: "Ok mister Yamada, why do you need bigger quarters?"

Siena: "Well sir, I'm married."

Quartermaster: "Mister Yamada, we've already assigned you married quarters."

Siena shows him the list of wives.

Siena: "And now this Minmei lady is chasing me too!"

Quartermaster: "We don't have room for this, maybe we can transfer you to one of the Zentraedi ships?""

And somewhere, Yui (ex-Ikari) is trying to finagle a way to get Shinji a dual Terran-Jurian citizenship.
Problem is, she's finding slow going through the bureaucratic channels because of all the OTHER women and girls trying to hack Shinji's records and do the same thing....

Damn those ancient Jurian traditional polygamy laws!

SRoss wrote:Yui: "So, you're saying the UEG doesn't have any specific laws regarding polygamy?"

Suddenly, every man on the Fortress feels a shudder down their spines.

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, given the zentraedi force's disproportionate number of women (especially when compared to the surviving human population's more even gender split), UEG laws would probably lean more toward the Polyandry form of Polygamy.

once tyrolians are added to the cultural mix Group marriage would have to be addressed (since it seems that the master's had a thing for matching up triumvirates in arranged matches..)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Yui: "So, you're saying the UEG doesn't have any specific laws regarding polygamy?"

Suddenly, every man on the Fortress feels a shudder down their spines.

"You know, there WAS that loophole after the Rain of Death when the concern was for repopulation..."
"That was never officially ratified and was at best applicable only at the local level...sort of a 'we have bigger things to worry about than what goes on in people's bedrooms' deal."
"So, not official?"
"No, sir."

Rick Hunter had the distinct feeling of having dodged a big bullet...

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, given the zentraedi force's disproportionate number of women (especially when compared to the surviving human population's more even gender split), UEG laws would probably lean more toward the Polyandry form of Polygamy.

once tyrolians are added to the cultural mix Group marriage would have to be addressed (since it seems that the master's had a thing for matching up triumvirates in arranged matches..)

Sammie: "I could collect a whole set!?!"

Khyron's men feel a cold chill.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, given the zentraedi force's disproportionate number of women (especially when compared to the surviving human population's more even gender split), UEG laws would probably lean more toward the Polyandry form of Polygamy.

once tyrolians are added to the cultural mix Group marriage would have to be addressed (since it seems that the master's had a thing for matching up triumvirates in arranged matches..)

Sammie: "I could collect a whole set!?!"

Khyron's men feel a cold chill.

"Aren't most of us DEAD in the UEsG setting?"
"Doesn't matter; they have extradimensional travel technology AND re-cloning. We're boned."

Lost Seraph wrote:Brings up the fact of the clone tank of Rei Ayanamis at the bottom of NERV...So we get red eyed, green and blue haired half Zentraedi crossbreeds that are dedicated to protecting the human race at all times. I think we'd see both types of polygamy and unique sets of adoption once the Tyrolians/Zentraedi become accepted into human society. Next on the Macross Network "Nine is Enough"
Or would we see the Tyrolian Muses adapt Barry White and Gloria Gaynor songs for clone reproduction? It's raining men?

SRoss wrote:[

Musica: "Ahem, Mistress of the Cosmic Dance Pole, here..."

Gryphon wrote:Relax chief. While I do in fact loath the entire genre, I am in no way flipping out, should have tossed an irate smiley on the end to convey that point I guess!



There, better?

Lost Seraph wrote:Brings up the fact of the clone tank of Rei Ayanamis at the bottom of NERV...So we get red eyed, green and blue haired half Zentraedi crossbreeds that are dedicated to protecting the human race at all times. I think we'd see both types of polygamy and unique sets of adoption once the Tyrolians/Zentraedi become accepted into human society. Next on the Macross Network "Nine is Enough"
Or would we see the Tyrolian Muses adapt Barry White and Gloria Gaynor songs for clone reproduction? It's raining men?

SRoss wrote:

Lost Seraph wrote:Brings up the fact of the clone tank of Rei Ayanamis at the bottom of NERV...So we get red eyed, green and blue haired half Zentraedi crossbreeds that are dedicated to protecting the human race at all times. I think we'd see both types of polygamy and unique sets of adoption once the Tyrolians/Zentraedi become accepted into human society. Next on the Macross Network "Nine is Enough"
Or would we see the Tyrolian Muses adapt Barry White and Gloria Gaynor songs for clone reproduction? It's raining men?

Musica: "Ahem, Mistress of the Cosmic Dance Pole, here..."

DhAkael wrote:...you walk away from a thread for a couple of days...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Musica: "Ahem, Mistress of the Cosmic Dance Pole, here..."

Cabell: "Ah, a fine and ancient Tirolian fertility ritual steeped in tradition and deep dignified ritual..."
Rem: "LET'S PARTY!!!"
Cabell: "....forgot about the damn bongo drums....."

Alpha 11 wrote:[ So all old men are perverts or nearly all of them.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[ So all old men are perverts or nearly all of them.

No, actually the opposite. Cabell's just fairly puritanical and is trying to ascribe much nobler and cultured nuances to what the younger Tirolian generations see as essentially full-contact mosh and bumping, culminating in an orgy. That, and Cabell can't keep up any longer, except maybe in the senior drinking aspect of it.
Plus, Cabell as a younger man never delved into the Tirolian Sutra as many of his contemporaries did.

taalismn wrote:Either that, or they're midgets...or pervert midgets. When's the last time you saw a tall old guy in anime?

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either that, or they're midgets...or pervert midgets. When's the last time you saw a tall old guy in anime?

Bleach, Macross Frontier, the new Battleship Yamato anime, there's probably some more that I can't remember right now.

SRoss wrote:Nova drags Cabell and Jim Belushi into GMP HQ.

Desk Sargent: "What are these two in for?"

Nova: "Running down the street in nothing but bed sheets yelling Toga, toga..."

Cabell: (Three sheets to the wind and dropping the one he's wearing) "I have you know young lady I am NOT wearing a bed sheet."

Desk Sargent & Nova: (Staring at naked Cabell)

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either that, or they're midgets...or pervert midgets. When's the last time you saw a tall old guy in anime?

Bleach, Macross Frontier, the new Battleship Yamato anime, there's probably some more that I can't remember right now.

None of which I've seen and they all appear to be recent anime....That kinda dates me, I know.

SRoss wrote:A massive arena in Macross City. The facility is packed with men, women and children wearing their remote control Kitty ears and tails. The huge screen comes on broadcasting the founder's image to arenas all over multiverse...

Annie: (wearing fake kitty ears and a tail) "It's been too long my brothers and sisters! Recently we've been blessed with the arrival of the Divine Embodiment. Now to tell us the new path we will take, I give you Miss Kallen!"

The camera shifts to focus on an angry catgirl.

Kallen: "BRING ME THE HEAD OF THAT GREEN HAIRED *ITCH!!!"

In his quarters, LeLouche shut off the monitor.

LaLouche: "Anything you wish to tell me about CC?"

CC:

taalismn wrote:KAS-DA: "Tell me, Kallen-pet, why are you researching 'bed bunny' bio-mods?"
Kallen: "...plans for putting a green-haired ##### in her proper place on the food chain..."
KAS-DA: "--- ---. Very well. Continue. But confine your maniacal cackling to before nine pee-eem. It disturbs the neighbors. "

SRoss wrote:The last thing CC remembered after Kallen tore apart her Knightmare, was the three androids opening her escape capsule and pommeling her into blackness.

*It's good I can't die and I heal fast.* she thought. She looked about the hospital room. As she wondered wear she was she absentmindedly reached up to scratch the long floppy ears on top of her head.

CC:

SRoss wrote:The last thing CC remembered after Kallen tore apart her Knightmare, was the three androids opening her escape capsule and pommeling her into blackness.

*It's good I can't die and I heal fast.* she thought. She looked about the hospital room. As she wondered wear she was she absentmindedly reached up to scratch the long floppy ears on top of her head.

CC:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:The last thing CC remembered after Kallen tore apart her Knightmare, was the three androids opening her escape capsule and pommeling her into blackness.

*It's good I can't die and I heal fast.* she thought. She looked about the hospital room. As she wondered wear she was she absentmindedly reached up to scratch the long floppy ears on top of her head.

CC:

"Greetings. I am T-ALOS, Tertiary Ayanami Life Operant System. I am your new custodian....Bunny..."
In all her years of apparently immortal living, CC had never felt such cold terror as ran through her (as she now discovered, bare, as the hospital gown she was wearing gaped open in back) spine as upon hearing those words...