Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[taalismn]

"Today class, we'll be learning to make antimatter from common household chemicals."

"What's good shielding for antiprotons?"
"Several hundred meters of reinforced concrete with tungsten plate sandwich. "

[Arnie100]

"Who's teaching?"
"Waashu."

[taalismn]

"Who's teaching?"
"Waashu."

"So...either way we get our genes scrambled."
"Our genes?! We'll be lucky if our ATOMS aren't scrambled!"
"WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!! I don't want to be free-associated plasma!!!"

[SRoss]

"Who's teaching?"
"Waashu."

"So...either way we get our genes scrambled."
"Our genes?! We'll be lucky if our ATOMS aren't scrambled!"
"WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!! I don't want to be free-associated plasma!!!"

Reges: "Don't worry little ones! I can do wonders with scrambled genes!"

[Kargan3033]

"Who's teaching?"
"Waashu."

"So...either way we get our genes scrambled."
"Our genes?! We'll be lucky if our ATOMS aren't scrambled!"
"WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!! I don't want to be free-associated plasma!!!"

Reges: "Don't worry little ones! I can do wonders with scrambled genes!"

Random MCSH#69 student1: " Given how badly she does her laundry we should be running for the hills. "
Random MCSH#69 student2:" Run away?, you must be a new student, there is no escape from this 666th level of hell. "

[SRoss]

"Who's teaching?"
"Waashu."

"So...either way we get our genes scrambled."
"Our genes?! We'll be lucky if our ATOMS aren't scrambled!"
"WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!! I don't want to be free-associated plasma!!!"

Reges: "Don't worry little ones! I can do wonders with scrambled genes!"

Random MCSH#69 student1: " Given how badly she does her laundry we should be running for the hills. "
Random MCSH#69 student2:" Run away?, you must be a new student, there is no escape from this 666th level of hell. "

Turret #1: "Go ahead, try to cross the parking lot."
Turret #2: "We can see you."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Passing through! Passing through!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "How does she get to leave?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah?!"
Turret #1: <We don't know.>
Turret #2: <We just do what we're programmed to do! (Spots student attempting to flee...) HALT! Or be fired upon!>

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[taalismn]

Turret #2: <We just do what we're programmed to do! (Spots student attempting to flee...) HALT! Or be fired upon!>

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

"Who knew dance class would actually come in handy?"
"THat's like, what? Eighteen automatic dodges in one melee round?"

[SRoss]

Turret #2: <We just do what we're programmed to do! (Spots student attempting to flee...) HALT! Or be fired upon!>

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

"Who knew dance class would actually come in handy?"
"THat's like, what? Eighteen automatic dodges in one melee round?"

<Deploying Mortars...>

[Arnie100]

<Deploy the sharks with lazers NOW!>

[taalismn]

<Deploy the sharks with lazers NOW!>

"And you said the fish carcasses with grenades in them wouldn't come in handy."

[Arnie100]

<Deploy the Fembots wearing skimpy bikinis!>

[taalismn]

<Deploy the Fembots wearing skimpy bikinis!>

"Immediate survival comes first! Sex later...if we survive!"

[SRoss]

<Deploy the Invid Princesses.>

Males Students:

[Arnie100]

<Deploy the Invid Princesses.>

Males Students:

Female Students:

[taalismn]

"Summer is ending."
"Winter is coming."
"And this means anything to us? We've been trying to kill each other all summer! How is this any different from the rest of the academic year?"
"Full time teachers are back. More alcohol."

[SRoss]

"Summer is ending."
"Winter is coming."
"And this means anything to us? We've been trying to kill each other all summer! How is this any different from the rest of the academic year?"
"Full time teachers are back. More alcohol."

"Winter at MCH #69, where the White Walkers build a wall to protect them from US."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "It's gonna be cold again, isn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I feel sorry for the Ice Guard guys."

[SRoss]

Hild: "Why am I having to go to this school?"

Nova: "Punishment for being a pain in Yggdrasil's butt."

[SRoss]

Right this moment... in Defence Against Dark Arts

The new girl is writing on the chalk board. I will not summon god-like entities in class. Over and over again...

Hild: (Tossing down the chalk) "Ahh what the hell."

Cut to Trigon exploding through the roof of the school.

[SRoss]

Elsewhere in the school.

Mantis: (Almost prayer like) "I believe, Shinji will be mine, all mine."

Female population of MCH #69: "We believe, it is time to get your ass kicked!"

Shinji: "I wonder if it's too late to transfer?"

[taalismn]

"Damn it, I HAD Shinji...but I had to sell him to afford my textbooks....."
"Ah, you DO realize this is a public school, not college...they provide free textbooks."
"...uh...."

[Arnie100]

"Damn it, I HAD Shinji...but I had to sell him to afford my textbooks....."
"Ah, you DO realize this is a public school, not college...they provide free textbooks."
"...uh...."

Tenchi: "At least they haven't found me yet!"
Rabid Female Student: "There he is, girls!"
Tenchi:

[taalismn]

"Miss LaBelle will not be in this month as your substitute teacher; she's attending to more...lucrative...child care positions."
Student:"...what poor adolescents is she inflicted on now?"

[SRoss]

Random Student #1: "Marvel and Capcom vs MCH #69 for Shinji and Tenchi!"

Random Student #2: "Wow, that sounds like a cool idea for a fighting game."

Random Student #1: "Yeah, right, a fighting game..."

Tenchi: "I wonder if we could hide out with Corg?"

[Arnie100]

Random Student #1: "Marvel and Capcom vs MCH #69 for Shinji and Tenchi!"

Random Student #2: "Wow, that sounds like a cool idea for a fighting game."

Random Student #1: "Yeah, right, a fighting game..."

Tenchi: "I wonder if we could hide out with Corg?"

Shinji: "Uh-uh...no way! I heard she's babysitting the Regess' kids!"
Tenchi: "I don't know who to feel sorry for...Corg or the Invid..."

[taalismn]

Random Student #1: "Marvel and Capcom vs MCH #69 for Shinji and Tenchi!"

Random Student #2: "Wow, that sounds like a cool idea for a fighting game."

Random Student #1: "Yeah, right, a fighting game..."

Tenchi: "I wonder if we could hide out with Corg?"

"It doesn't help that every time we get buzzed through the security doors to another section of the school, the PA cries out 'LEVEL 5, BEGIN FIGHT!'."
"You noticed that, did you?"

[Arnie100]

P.A.: "FLAWLESS VICTORY. FINISH HIM. FATALITY."

Random MCHS Student #1: "You go first..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nuh-uh...no way." (Turns and runs the other way...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "COWARD! WAIT FOR ME!"

[taalismn]

Roomba#1: <You just like screwing with the meatbag central processors, don't you?">
Roomba#2:(jacked into the school PA system) <"Oh yeeaaaaaahhhhh.">

[Arnie100]

Roomba #1: <"What next?>"
Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A. system...)"<Ladies...Tenchi and Shinji are currently hiding in the broom closet nearest the boy's bathroom...>"
Tenchi and Shinji: (Inside broom closet...) "Oh, S**T." (Sound of hundreds of footsteps pounding in their direction...)

[taalismn]

Ranma/SM xover fic 'Heir to the Empire', Princess ChibiUsa delivers a backhanded and damning criticism of Tenchi as 'cute, but a real @$$hole'....this, while begging her grandma for permission to KEW the Jurian enclave in Japan.
Bear in mind this is a TEENAGE Chiba-Usa, who's been given, for hinted reasons of competency(in addition to nepotism), a DREADNAUGHT.

[SRoss]

Ranma/SM xover fic 'Heir to the Empire', Princess ChibiUsa delivers a backhanded and damning criticism of Tenchi as 'cute, but a real @$$hole'....this, while begging her grandma for permission to KEW the Jurian enclave in Japan.
Bear in mind this is a TEENAGE Chiba-Usa, who's been given, for hinted reasons of competency(in addition to nepotism), a DREADNAUGHT.

Sarah bites down deep into Chun-Li's leg.

Roomba: (Still jacked into the PA) <FINISH HER!> <NEXT MATCH ALEICIA VS M. BISON AND THE HULK! FIGHT!>

[Arnie100]

Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A....) <"And now for a break! Chef is having a special on the Chef's Special! Enjoy! Next Match: Ryoko Vs. Ayeka Vs. Sasami! FIGHT!!>"
Roomba #1: <"You're enjoying this too much. You know that?>"

(Meanwhile...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Chef Special?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "That should be classified as a biological weapon of mass destruction!"

[Kargan3033]

Elsewhere in the school.

Mantis: (Almost prayer like) "I believe, Shinji will be mine, all mine."

Female population of MCH #69: "We believe, it is time to get your ass kicked!"

Shinji: "I wonder if it's too late to transfer?"

Mantis?

[Kargan3033]

Roomba #1: <"What next?>"
Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A. system...)"<Ladies...Tenchi and Shinji are currently hiding in the broom closet nearest the boy's bathroom...>"
Tenchi and Shinji: (Inside broom closet...) "Oh, S**T." (Sound of hundreds of footsteps pounding in their direction...)

On a scale of terra tonnage what would you rate Unit-01's AT field in comparison to the total lust of the sexually frustrated female students of MCHS#69?

[taalismn]

Roomba #1: <"What next?>"
Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A. system...)"<Ladies...Tenchi and Shinji are currently hiding in the broom closet nearest the boy's bathroom...>"
Tenchi and Shinji: (Inside broom closet...) "Oh, S**T." (Sound of hundreds of footsteps pounding in their direction...)

On a scale of terra tonnage what would you rate Unit-01's AT field in comparison to the total lust of the sexually frustrated female students of MCHS#69?

It's a toss up because you have to factor in the fact that, with the way sex ed is taught at MCHS#69, a substantial percentage of the female student body are now utterly repulsed by the thought of ANY sort of sex, hetero, homo, robo, inanimate, or whatever.

[Kargan3033]

Roomba #1: <"What next?>"
Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A. system...)"<Ladies...Tenchi and Shinji are currently hiding in the broom closet nearest the boy's bathroom...>"
Tenchi and Shinji: (Inside broom closet...) "Oh, S**T." (Sound of hundreds of footsteps pounding in their direction...)

On a scale of terra tonnage what would you rate Unit-01's AT field in comparison to the total lust of the sexually frustrated female students of MCHS#69?

It's a toss up because you have to factor in the fact that, with the way sex ed is taught at MCHS#69, a substantial percentage of the female student body are now utterly repulsed by the thought of ANY sort of sex, hetero, homo, robo, inanimate, or whatever.

I suppose the same could be said about the male students.

*In the newly reconstructed Vatican a shadow cabal of hidden figure ate watching the students's reactions to the sex ed classes in MCSH#69*
" Just as planed. "

[SRoss]

Elsewhere in the school.

Mantis: (Almost prayer like) "I believe, Shinji will be mine, all mine."

Female population of MCH #69: "We believe, it is time to get your ass kicked!"

Shinji: "I wonder if it's too late to transfer?"

Mantis?

Yep, Mantis.

[SRoss]

Roomba #1: <"What next?>"
Roomba #2: (Still jacked into the P.A. system...)"<Ladies...Tenchi and Shinji are currently hiding in the broom closet nearest the boy's bathroom...>"
Tenchi and Shinji: (Inside broom closet...) "Oh, S**T." (Sound of hundreds of footsteps pounding in their direction...)

On a scale of terra tonnage what would you rate Unit-01's AT field in comparison to the total lust of the sexually frustrated female students of MCHS#69?

It's a toss up because you have to factor in the fact that, with the way sex ed is taught at MCHS#69, a substantial percentage of the female student body are now utterly repulsed by the thought of ANY sort of sex, hetero, homo, robo, inanimate, or whatever.

I suppose the same could be said about the male students.

*In the newly reconstructed Vatican a shadow cabal of hidden figure ate watching the students's reactions to the sex ed classes in MCSH#69*
" Just as planed. "

"See Table-kun, you're safe now..."

[Arnie100]

Random Female Student #1: "But Tenchi and Shinji are the only boys we want!"
Random Female Student #2: "Yeah! The other boys are just so...plain compared to those two!"
Rest of the female students:
Male Student Population (Other then Tenchi and Shinji...)

[SRoss]

PA: <NEXT BOUT! Sonya Blade and Ms Marvel vs The Sisters of Cle err Repentia! Fight!>

[Arnie100]

Random Male Student #1: "At least we're safe..."
Random Male Student #2: "You think I wanna be stuck inside a locker with YOU?!"

[Kargan3033]

Random Female Student #1: "But Tenchi and Shinji are the only boys we want!"
Random Female Student #2: "Yeah! The other boys are just so...plain compared to those two!"
Rest of the female students:
Male Student Population (Other then Tenchi and Shinji...)

Grayson Bloodstone: " Thank the dark gods for such a small mercy, now I can do my science in peace, let's here the basic theory of hyper accelerated neutrons is to use 13th dimensional phase shifts... "

[SRoss]

Random Female Student #1: "But Tenchi and Shinji are the only boys we want!"
Random Female Student #2: "Yeah! The other boys are just so...plain compared to those two!"
Rest of the female students:
Male Student Population: (Other then Tenchi and Shinji...)

Grayson Bloodstone: "Thank the dark gods for such a small mercy, now I can do my science in peace, let's here the basic theory of hyper accelerated neutrons is to use 13th dimensional phase shifts..."

At that moment Cammie goes flying through Grayson's experiment, detonating the lab.

Charon: (Looking at Grayson and Cammie) "Nope, don't wanna know!"

[Kargan3033]

Random Female Student #1: "But Tenchi and Shinji are the only boys we want!"
Random Female Student #2: "Yeah! The other boys are just so...plain compared to those two!"
Rest of the female students:
Male Student Population: (Other then Tenchi and Shinji...)

Grayson Bloodstone: "Thank the dark gods for such a small mercy, now I can do my science in peace, let's here the basic theory of hyper accelerated neutrons is to use 13th dimensional phase shifts..."

At that moment Cammie goes flying through Grayson's experiment, detonating the lab.

Charon: (Looking at Grayson and Cammie) "Nope, don't wanna know!"

Grayson Bloodstone:*looks at Charon* " Ok then how about you sent me back, you see if I don't get the Kryolite neutron absorbers in place at my ruined experiment you will be getting a lot of unwanted company. "

[SRoss]

Random Female Student #1: "But Tenchi and Shinji are the only boys we want!"
Random Female Student #2: "Yeah! The other boys are just so...plain compared to those two!"
Rest of the female students:
Male Student Population: (Other then Tenchi and Shinji...)

Grayson Bloodstone: "Thank the dark gods for such a small mercy, now I can do my science in peace, let's here the basic theory of hyper accelerated neutrons is to use 13th dimensional phase shifts..."

At that moment Cammie goes flying through Grayson's experiment, detonating the lab.

Charon: (Looking at Grayson and Cammie) "Nope, don't wanna know!"

Grayson Bloodstone:*looks at Charon* "Ok then how about you sent me back, you see if I don't get the Kryolite neutron absorbers in place at my ruined experiment you will be getting a lot of unwanted company."

Charon sends him back using the Kyle/Edwards Express Route.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Yes! We have something named after us!"
Kyle:

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Yes! We have something named after us!"
Kyle:

Grayson: "Isn't this just a cannon pointed at the ceiling?"

Charon: (Lighting the fuse) "Your point?"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Yes! We have something named after us!"
Kyle:

Grayson: "Isn't this just a cannon pointed at the ceiling?"

Charon: (Lighting the fuse) "Your point?"

Grayson: "Oh, S**!"
Charon:

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!

Grayson: "AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!"

[Kargan3033]

Edwards: "Yes! We have something named after us!"
Kyle:

Grayson: "Isn't this just a cannon pointed at the ceiling?"

Charon: (Lighting the fuse) "Your point?"

Grayson: "Oh, S**!"
Charon:

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!

Grayson: "AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!"

Grayson: " well if anything that was an interesting study of ballistic arcs, now to get to work. "

*Looks at his ruined science classroom*

Grayson: " Damn, someone stole my hyper neutron accelerator, well I hope they enjoy the feeling of total body irradiation. "