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I know this was probably explained earlier on in this thread, but who is KAS-DA anyway?

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

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SRoss wrote:I know this was probably explained earlier on in this thread, but who is KAS-DA anyway?

When UEG robotechnology scientists first began using Flower of Life/Protoculture-derived chemicals to effectively give the Ayanami 'blanks' chemical 'souls' that would allow them to develop independent and distinctive personalities(rather than be mindless shells) a few, for some reason or other, suffered what could be termed allergic reactions and didn't awaken at all, or suffered serious/catastrophic health problems, These clones were placed into deep stasis pending an investigation of the factors that caused them to abreact, though some scientists believed that there were just committing the remains to a morgue for study.
Later, the badly damaged clones were scavenged as part of a cyborg weapons program, the end result being something visually and performance-wise akin to KOS-MOS, though the robotech universe analogue of Professor Kyusau Natsume(All-Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku-Nuku) did some work on the project.
With the success of KAS-DA, who first saw unintended combat operations during the Haydonite attacks on the Saturn Fleet base anchorage, the project was deemed a success, and additional damaged Ayanami clones from the initial batch and subsequent Awakenings have been slated for similar 'revival'. T-ALOS is actually the THIRD(hence her designation as 'Tertiary') such successful techno-revival in the effort.

SRoss wrote:Kallen watched the video feed and smiled. It had been simpler then she thought, Annie's followers had set about making a giant pizza. As soon as CC heard about it, she came running. CC had had been in such a rush, she ignored stealth and came in her knightmare frame.

As she watched CC reacting to her new Bunnygirl form, she thought, *This almost makes up for being a PET.*

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

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taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I know this was probably explained earlier on in this thread, but who is KAS-DA anyway?

When UEG robotechnology scientists first began using Flower of Life/Protoculture-derived chemicals to effectively give the Ayanami 'blanks' chemical 'souls' that would allow them to develop independent and distinctive personalities(rather than be mindless shells) a few, for some reason or other, suffered what could be termed allergic reactions and didn't awaken at all, or suffered serious/catastrophic health problems, These clones were placed into deep stasis pending an investigation of the factors that caused them to abreact, though some scientists believed that there were just committing the remains to a morgue for study.
Later, the badly damaged clones were scavenged as part of a cyborg weapons program, the end result being something visually and performance-wise akin to KOS-MOS, though the robotech universe analogue of Professor Kyusau Natsume(All-Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku-Nuku) did some work on the project.
With the success of KAS-DA, who first saw unintended combat operations during the Haydonite attacks on the Saturn Fleet base anchorage, the project was deemed a success, and additional damaged Ayanami clones from the initial batch and subsequent Awakenings have been slated for similar 'revival'. T-ALOS is actually the THIRD(hence her designation as 'Tertiary') such successful techno-revival in the effort.

Cool info.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

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"All those years of existence and she chokes on hot cheese...sheesh..."

Nova was in a foul mood, Dana was making jokes about how a few maids cleaned her clock. After all the trouble, the cultists got off scot-free, Annie just gave the UEG a huge check for the damages. There was even enough left over to build the SDF-5. Now she had to wait in this Prof. Natsume's office for "Aptitude Testing" whatever that meant.

Her mood was so foul, she barely noticed the green-haired bunnygirl who served her tea, was wearing a high-end shock collar. Nor did she notice the odd taste of the tea, until everything greyed out.

Oh boy...You DO know Nova Satori-Brown adopted an Ayanami in the UEsG timeline. And she's a GMP officer?
So unless cloning is involved, somebody's going to have their doors and teeth kicked in.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

"All those years of existence and she chokes on hot cheese...sheesh..."

SRoss wrote:Nova was in a foul mood, Dana was making jokes about how a few maids cleaned her clock. After all the trouble, the cultists got off scot-free, Annie just gave the UEG a huge check for the damages. There was even enough left over to build the SDF-5. Now she had to wait in this Prof. Natsume's office for "Aptitude Testing" whatever that meant.

Her mood was so foul, she barely noticed the green-haired bunnygirl who served her tea, was wearing a high-end shock collar. Nor did she notice the odd taste of the tea, until everything greyed out.

So..., which animel will she be?

taalismn wrote:Oh boy...You DO know Nova Satori-Brown adopted an Ayanami in the UEsG timeline. And she's a GMP officer?
So unless cloning is involved, somebody's going to have their doors and teeth kicked in.

Forgot about that. Sounds like this will be getting interesting.

I'm going to have come out with an updated 'Who They Are, What They're Doing Now' list of the UEsG 'mainstream' characters...

taalismn wrote:Oh boy...You DO know Nova Satori-Brown adopted an Ayanami in the UEsG timeline. And she's a GMP officer?
So unless cloning is involved, somebody's going to have their doors and teeth kicked in.

Whoops! Didn't know that...

taalismn wrote:I'm going to have come out with an updated 'Who They Are, What They're Doing Now' list of the UEsG 'mainstream' characters...

Might help. There is a lot in this thread to go over.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh boy...You DO know Nova Satori-Brown adopted an Ayanami in the UEsG timeline. And she's a GMP officer?
So unless cloning is involved, somebody's going to have their doors and teeth kicked in.

Whoops! Didn't know that...

Don't worry...though if the UEsG version of Professor Natsume follows canon, his WIFE, Akiko Natsume(who in canon Nuku-Nuku is the obsessive control freak in charge of a mega tech conglomerate) might be the Natsume responsible for (or at least partially involved in) Satori's apparent falling under a freak OCP-style employment/enlistment clause and 'gray' program.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

"All those years of existence and she chokes on hot cheese...sheesh..."

She did better then me. Every time I've had Pizza-Hut it's come back up the way it came.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

"All those years of existence and she chokes on hot cheese...sheesh..."

She did better then me. Every time I've had Pizza-Hut it's come back up the way it came.

So it's not Pizza Hut, it's Pizza Heave(or, alternately, Pizza *HUDT!*)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:She did better then me. Every time I've had Pizza-Hut it's come back up the way it came.

So it's not Pizza Hut, it's Pizza Heave(or, alternately, Pizza *HUDT!*)

It's all fun and games till you have hurl out the side door of a van that ain't stopped yet.

taalismn wrote:I'm going to have come out with an updated 'Who They Are, What They're Doing Now' list of the UEsG 'mainstream' characters...

Please do. Will be looking forwar to it!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:I'm going to have come out with an updated 'Who They Are, What They're Doing Now' list of the UEsG 'mainstream' characters...

Might help. There is a lot in this thread to go over.

THAT is an unterstatement.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh boy...You DO know Nova Satori-Brown adopted an Ayanami in the UEsG timeline. And she's a GMP officer?
So unless cloning is involved, somebody's going to have their doors and teeth kicked in.

Whoops! Didn't know that...

Don't worry...though if the UEsG version of Professor Natsume follows canon, his WIFE, Akiko Natsume(who in canon Nuku-Nuku is the obsessive control freak in charge of a mega tech conglomerate) might be the Natsume responsible for (or at least partially involved in) Satori's apparent falling under a freak OCP-style employment/enlistment clause and 'gray' program.

This is going to start getting very confussin.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:CC: (as she's being dragged away on her new leash) "DAMN YOU, PIZZA-HUT!!!! YOU SOLD ME OUT!!!!"

And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

"All those years of existence and she chokes on hot cheese...sheesh..."

She did better then me. Every time I've had Pizza-Hut it's come back up the way it came.

Sorry, can't help but laugh a little at that.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:She did better then me. Every time I've had Pizza-Hut it's come back up the way it came.

So it's not Pizza Hut, it's Pizza Heave(or, alternately, Pizza *HUDT!*)

It's all fun and games till you have hurl out the side door of a van that ain't stopped yet.

Alpha 11 wrote:[Don't worry...though if the UEsG version of Professor Natsume follows canon, his WIFE, Akiko Natsume(who in canon Nuku-Nuku is the obsessive control freak in charge of a mega tech conglomerate) might be the Natsume responsible for (or at least partially involved in) Satori's apparent falling under a freak OCP-style employment/enlistment clause and 'gray' program.

This is going to start getting very confussin.:[/quote]


Look up "All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku" for a synopsis of the series....The relationship of Professor Natsume and his wife Akiko forms the central conflict of the series(short form: it's dysfunctional families with heavy armaments).
Rather than do a direct crossover, however, I often try to depict other-universe versions of the same canon characters, but differing due to their circumstances(in fact, I did an earlier piece in this thread about how some UEsG members react to finding other versions of themselves in other universes, some of whom have far different lives and sometimes happier circumstances than the outside observer)...This might be exemplified by the idea that somewhere the comment was made by -A- Taalismn, and this reply is being typed by -AN- Alpha 11.
So it doesn't necessarily stand t reason that the UEsG's Professor Natsume has a dysfunctional relationship with his wife(who may not be in charge of a giant military technology company engaged in legally dubious enterprises), although it has been hinted he's interested in cyborg work on animal models.

KAS-DA and T-ALOS along with their pets and a support team, prepared to confront the Haydonnite infiltrator when suddenly.

Technician: (Looking VERY quezy) "Umm, Commander, where did that pizza come from?"

T-ALOS: "It's left over Pizza Hut from CC's capture. Why?"

Technician: (Cheeks expanding) "Thought so. You may want to seal up!"

Haydonite: "Organics are no match for the mechanised might of the ... BYTHEAWARENESS!!!"

KAS-DA was both facinated and horifed by what happened next. the Haydonite was covered with <Redacted> in the course of three to five heaves, a significant volume of matterial was released. Yet the Technician seemed to find time between heaves to "beg for death." Kallen and CC, immediatly regretting their enhanced senses of smell, over powered and took the helmets from trooper Taalisman and from Alpha 11.

Haydonite: "It's, it's melting my circutes!!!"

Taalisman: "Umm, can we open a window..."

KAS-DA: "We're in space."

Alpha 11: "We know."

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova was in a foul mood, Dana was making jokes about how a few maids cleaned her clock. After all the trouble, the cultists got off scot-free, Annie just gave the UEG a huge check for the damages. There was even enough left over to build the SDF-5. Now she had to wait in this Prof. Natsume's office for "Aptitude Testing" whatever that meant.

Her mood was so foul, she barely noticed the green-haired bunnygirl who served her tea, was wearing a high-end shock collar. Nor did she notice the odd taste of the tea, until everything greyed out.

So..., which animel will she be?

I don't know about anyone else, but I was thinking Fox.

GMP Lieutenant Desdemona Brown(adopted Rei daughter of Nova Satori-Brown and Dennis Brown): "My mother's not answering her cell phone, my dad said she hasn't sent him her 'covert-operations-don't-wait-up-for-me' safe word, and my Ass-Kicking sense is tingling. Captain, I'm declaring a family emergency and requesting in-house investigative resources."

"Ok" the Captain said, "but keep things on the down low until we have a better grasp of the situation." Looking serious continued, "If she is being held by someone we don't want to put your mother into more danger by acting rash. As soon as you have something, call it in and I'll send the tactical team."

As she left the Captain slipped into his office and punched in a code on a pocket comm...

"We have a problem..."

SRoss wrote:"Ok" the Captain said, "but keep things on the down low until we have a better grasp of the situation." Looking serious continued, "If she is being held by someone we don't want to put your mother into more danger by acting rash. As soon as you have something, call it in and I'll send the tactical team."

As she left the Captain slipped into his office and punched in a code on a pocket comm...

"We have a problem..."

Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?


Old Man In Apartment Building: "Young lady, care to tell me why this building is surrounded by armored cops who are shooting at you, despite the fact that you ARE an armored cop in the same uniform?"
Lt. Satori-Brown(crouched behind a wall with her gun drawn): "They're either corrupt officers who have something to do with the disappearance of my mother, or they're honest officers who've been told hideous lies about me by the people who DO have something with the disappearance of my mother. Which makes the fact that I may have to harm some of them a distinct possibility, even though I don't know if they truly deserve it or are just unwitting pawns."
Old Man: "...*sigh*...I was afraid it would be something like that...I thought I'd left this sort of $#!+ behind when I finally retired....come on, I know a way out of the building that DOESN'T involve shoot-outs, rappelling out windows, explosions, or damaging property."
Lt. Satori-Brown: "That...would be preferable....And to whom to I owe thanks for this assistance, mister...?"
Old Man: "McLane...John McLane...Come on, I don't wanna miss my soaps..."

taalismn wrote:Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?

I figured most of them are innocent pawns, with officers being in the pay of certain Mil/Spec corporations. Also of course the head of GMP's Black Project, Commander Gendo Ikari.

McLane!!! Now one of us has to type in a German accent!?!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?

I figured most of them are innocent pawns, with officers being in the pay of certain Mil/Spec corporations. Also of course the head of GMP's Black Project, Commander Gendo Ikari.

McLane!!! Now one of us has to type in a German accent!?!

"Inztrumentality? Revenge? Idealism? You think I'm doing zis for any of dat? No, I'm doing zis for the money...."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[Don't worry...though if the UEsG version of Professor Natsume follows canon, his WIFE, Akiko Natsume(who in canon Nuku-Nuku is the obsessive control freak in charge of a mega tech conglomerate) might be the Natsume responsible for (or at least partially involved in) Satori's apparent falling under a freak OCP-style employment/enlistment clause and 'gray' program.

This is going to start getting very confussin.:

Look up "All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku" for a synopsis of the series....The relationship of Professor Natsume and his wife Akiko forms the central conflict of the series(short form: it's dysfunctional families with heavy armaments).
Rather than do a direct crossover, however, I often try to depict other-universe versions of the same canon characters, but differing due to their circumstances(in fact, I did an earlier piece in this thread about how some UEsG members react to finding other versions of themselves in other universes, some of whom have far different lives and sometimes happier circumstances than the outside observer)...This might be exemplified by the idea that somewhere the comment was made by -A- Taalismn, and this reply is being typed by -AN- Alpha 11.
So it doesn't necessarily stand t reason that the UEsG's Professor Natsume has a dysfunctional relationship with his wife(who may not be in charge of a giant military technology company engaged in legally dubious enterprises), although it has been hinted he's interested in cyborg work on animal models.[/quote]

I understand all that, but still, if you are not careful, you can get very easily confuesed by all this. And yes, I do know somethings about All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, not alot, but some.

SRoss wrote:KAS-DA and T-ALOS along with their pets and a support team, prepared to confront the Haydonnite infiltrator when suddenly.

Technician: (Looking VERY quezy) "Umm, Commander, where did that pizza come from?"

T-ALOS: "It's left over Pizza Hut from CC's capture. Why?"

Technician: (Cheeks expanding) "Thought so. You may want to seal up!"

Haydonite: "Organics are no match for the mechanised might of the ... BYTHEAWARENESS!!!"

KAS-DA was both facinated and horifed by what happened next. the Haydonite was covered with <Redacted> in the course of three to five heaves, a significant volume of matterial was released. Yet the Technician seemed to find time between heaves to "beg for death." Kallen and CC, immediatly regretting their enhanced senses of smell, over powered and took the helmets from trooper Taalisman and from Alpha 11.

Haydonite: "It's, it's melting my circutes!!!"

Taalisman: "Umm, can we open a window..."

KAS-DA: "We're in space."

Alpha 11: "We know."

Nicely done.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova was in a foul mood, Dana was making jokes about how a few maids cleaned her clock. After all the trouble, the cultists got off scot-free, Annie just gave the UEG a huge check for the damages. There was even enough left over to build the SDF-5. Now she had to wait in this Prof. Natsume's office for "Aptitude Testing" whatever that meant.

Her mood was so foul, she barely noticed the green-haired bunnygirl who served her tea, was wearing a high-end shock collar. Nor did she notice the odd taste of the tea, until everything greyed out.

So..., which animel will she be?

I don't know about anyone else, but I was thinking Fox.

Or a wolf.

taalismn wrote:GMP Lieutenant Desdemona Brown(adopted Rei daughter of Nova Satori-Brown and Dennis Brown): "My mother's not answering her cell phone, my dad said she hasn't sent him her 'covert-operations-don't-wait-up-for-me' safe word, and my Ass-Kicking sense is tingling. Captain, I'm declaring a family emergency and requesting in-house investigative resources."

My God have mursey on whatever soul is at the end.

SRoss wrote:"Ok" the Captain said, "but keep things on the down low until we have a better grasp of the situation." Looking serious continued, "If she is being held by someone we don't want to put your mother into more danger by acting rash. As soon as you have something, call it in and I'll send the tactical team."

As she left the Captain slipped into his office and punched in a code on a pocket comm...

"We have a problem..."

Its a conspirisy! Or he is just really worried about they shockways from this.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Ok" the Captain said, "but keep things on the down low until we have a better grasp of the situation." Looking serious continued, "If she is being held by someone we don't want to put your mother into more danger by acting rash. As soon as you have something, call it in and I'll send the tactical team."

As she left the Captain slipped into his office and punched in a code on a pocket comm...

"We have a problem..."

Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?


Old Man In Apartment Building: "Young lady, care to tell me why this building is surrounded by armored cops who are shooting at you, despite the fact that you ARE an armored cop in the same uniform?"
Lt. Satori-Brown(crouched behind a wall with her gun drawn): "They're either corrupt officers who have something to do with the disappearance of my mother, or they're honest officers who've been told hideous lies about me by the people who DO have something with the disappearance of my mother. Which makes the fact that I may have to harm some of them a distinct possibility, even though I don't know if they truly deserve it or are just unwitting pawns."
Old Man: "...*sigh*...I was afraid it would be something like that...I thought I'd left this sort of $#!+ behind when I finally retired....come on, I know a way out of the building that DOESN'T involve shoot-outs, rappelling out windows, explosions, or damaging property."
Lt. Satori-Brown: "That...would be preferable....And to whom to I owe thanks for this assistance, mister...?"
Old Man: "McLane...John McLane...Come on, I don't wanna miss my soaps..."

Bond, James Bond?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?

I figured most of them are innocent pawns, with officers being in the pay of certain Mil/Spec corporations. Also of course the head of GMP's Black Project, Commander Gendo Ikari.

McLane!!! Now one of us has to type in a German accent!?!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Somehow I just KNEW you were going to have a corrupt GMP officer....
The question is, how far does the corruption extend?

I figured most of them are innocent pawns, with officers being in the pay of certain Mil/Spec corporations. Also of course the head of GMP's Black Project, Commander Gendo Ikari.

McLane!!! Now one of us has to type in a German accent!?!

"Inztrumentality? Revenge? Idealism? You think I'm doing zis for any of dat? No, I'm doing zis for the money...."

Admiral Hunter: "You understand that Lt. Satori-Brown has stirred up a major power with connections to the very heart of the UEG. There will be danger, you're likely to both be captured and experimented on."

UEEF Agent 86: "And Loving It!"

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hunter: "You understand that Lt. Satori-Brown has stirred up a major power with connections to the very heart of the UEG. There will be danger, you're likely to both be captured and experimented on."

UEEF Agent 86: "And Loving It!"

Agent Rool: "We'll never catch up with those hovercars!"
Agent Franjean: "Then we will have to track them."
Agent Rool:" That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!"
Agent Franjean: "Are you suggesting we go home?"
Agent Rool: "Nah, this is more fun."
Agent Franjean: "All right, fine then. Come on!"

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hunter: "You understand that Lt. Satori-Brown has stirred up a major power with connections to the very heart of the UEG. There will be danger, you're likely to both be captured and experimented on."

UEEF Agent 86: "And Loving It!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hunter: "You understand that Lt. Satori-Brown has stirred up a major power with connections to the very heart of the UEG. There will be danger, you're likely to both be captured and experimented on."

UEEF Agent 86: "And Loving It!"

Agent Rool: "We'll never catch up with those hovercars!"
Agent Franjean: "Then we will have to track them."
Agent Rool:" That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!"
Agent Franjean: "Are you suggesting we go home?"
Agent Rool: "Nah, this is more fun."
Agent Franjean: "All right, fine then. Come on!"

Boris and Natasha watched from the ally as Lt. Satori-Brown entered a bar, the Yellow Flag. Soon they thought, they would be able to capture her and present her to the Glorious Leader.

Inside Desdemona moved up to the bar, McLane was right, the GMP would never come here, between thew lowlifes and mercenaries, there was probably more firepower in this room then even the 15th could handle. Her thoughts were interrupted when a very out of place looking man walked up to her.

UEEF Agent 86: "Global Military Police Lt. Desdemona Brown! I'm Maxwell Smart, agent 86 of the United Earth Expeditionary Force Intelligence Service. Don't worry I'm here to help you."

Desdemona inwardly groaned as she heard weapons clicking all over the room.

"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

SRoss wrote:Boris and Natasha watched from the ally as Lt. Satori-Brown entered a bar, the Yellow Flag. Soon they thought, they would be able to capture her and present her to the Glorious Leader.

Inside Desdemona moved up to the bar, McLane was right, the GMP would never come here, between thew lowlifes and mercenaries, there was probably more firepower in this room then even the 15th could handle. Her thoughts were interrupted when a very out of place looking man walked up to her.

UEEF Agent 86: "Global Military Police Lt. Desdemona Brown! I'm Maxwell Smart, agent 86 of the United Earth Expeditionary Force Intelligence Service. Don't worry I'm here to help you."

Desdemona inwardly groaned as she heard weapons clicking all over the room.

More like Get Smart.

taalismn wrote:"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

taalismn wrote:"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

"what about the Popular Earth Liberation Front?"
"he's over there. Splitter!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

"what about the Popular Earth Liberation Front?"
"he's over there. Splitter!"

Bao: (From behind the armoured bar) "DESDEMONA!!! I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT! THIS IS COMING OUTTA YOUR TAB!!!"

Yeah...it's what happens when a dozen perfect ambushes come together...

this whole thread is a Xanatos Gambit Pileup

glitterboy2098 wrote:this whole thread is a Xanatos Gambit Pileup

Ikari Gendo:(doing 'The Pose')"All...according...to...plan....AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Bob the Dinosaur: "Did your plan take into account supposedly extinct dinosaurs hiding behind your office furniture emerging to give you a strategic wedgie?"

GMP Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry twitched with excitement as he heard the shooting coming from the Yellow flag. Finally he thought, he'd have an opportunity to us the Plasma Gatling Cannon.

Suddenly he was distracted by a young girl in a maid's uniform.

Fabiola: "Senor, what you are about to do will be very disruptive to the task my mistress has set for me. I must ask you to stop."

Tackleberry: "huh???!!!" (Curses, I forgot the forum's auto language clean up)

Fabiola: "Senor! Such language! In the name of Santa Maria, my task is clear!"

She spin-kicks Tackleberry into a wall...

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

"what about the Popular Earth Liberation Front?"
"he's over there. Splitter!"

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We're the United Liberation of Earth Front, and we're taking this woman our prisoner!"
"No you're not! We're the Liberation Front of United Earth, and she's OUR hostage!"
"Bull$#!+! We're the United Front of Liberated Earth, and we saw her first!"
"Why you!!!"
"ARGH!!!"
"Eat death, libfronters!"
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! WE al have a common purpose that can be served by taking this woman hostage! Remember who the REAL enemy is here!"
"The United Front of Liberated Earth!!!"
"Those United Liberation of Earth Front bastards!"
"All the Liberation Front of United Earth!!!"
"RIGHT!!!"
(and the shooting begins)

"what about the Popular Earth Liberation Front?"
"he's over there. Splitter!"

Bao: (From behind the armoured bar) "DESDEMONA!!! I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT! THIS IS COMING OUTTA YOUR TAB!!!"

taalismn wrote:Yeah...it's what happens when a dozen perfect ambushes come together...

glitterboy2098 wrote:this whole thread is a Xanatos Gambit Pileup

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:this whole thread is a Xanatos Gambit Pileup

Ikari Gendo:(doing 'The Pose')"All...according...to...plan....AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Bob the Dinosaur: "Did your plan take into account supposedly extinct dinosaurs hiding behind your office furniture emerging to give you a strategic wedgie?"

SRoss wrote:GMP Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry twitched with excitement as he heard the shooting coming from the Yellow flag. Finally he thought, he'd have an opportunity to us the Plasma Gatling Cannon.

Suddenly he was distracted by a young girl in a maid's uniform.

Fabiola: "Senor, what you are about to do will be very disruptive to the task my mistress has set for me. I must ask you to stop."

Tackleberry: "huh???!!!" (Curses, I forgot the forum's auto language clean up)

Fabiola: "Senor! Such language! In the name of Santa Maria, my task is clear!"

She spin-kicks Tackleberry into a wall...

Oh no Black Lagoon maids!! And the Yellow Flag, now I get the place.

Alpha 11 wrote: Oh no Black Lagoon maids!! And the Yellow Flag, now I get the place.

Yeah, in the series, he armoured the bar to take up to a .50 cal. I assume in THIS setting it would be MUCH tougher.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Oh no Black Lagoon maids!! And the Yellow Flag, now I get the place.

Yeah, in the series, he armoured the bar to take up to a .50 cal. I assume in THIS setting it would be MUCH tougher.

Slidding armored blast doors actually. Gun ports under the counter(nothing like buckshot across the legs to cut down a riot).

Desdemona ducked behind the bar in a hail of gunfire to reload, this was getting her no closer to finding mom and she needed a plan. Suddenly there were rapid discharges of heavy weapons fire, followed by silence.

Fabiola: "Senora, I have been sent by my mistress to contact you. My lady thinks it's important you two talk."

Outside, Dana Sterling, summoned by a civil defense distress call arrives in her hovertank and commences firing her pulse guns into the bar.

Fabiola: (Flattening and unfolding a heavy shotgun-like weapon) "THE MATRON SPOKE TRUELY, THIS IS A SINFUL PLACE!!!"

Fabiola fires three rounds in an arc toward the firing.

Dana: (Watching rounds angle toward her open cockpit) "OH MY GOD!!!"

The resulting explosion catapults Dana from her tank.

Fabiola: "Senora, shall we be going?"

Agent 86 & Desdemona: " "

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Oh no Black Lagoon maids!! And the Yellow Flag, now I get the place.

Yeah, in the series, he armoured the bar to take up to a .50 cal. I assume in THIS setting it would be MUCH tougher.

Slidding armored blast doors actually. Gun ports under the counter(nothing like buckshot across the legs to cut down a riot).

Ouch! And I'm sure the blast doors are MDC rating.

SRoss wrote:Desdemona ducked behind the bar in a hail of gunfire to reload, this was getting her no closer to finding mom and she needed a plan. Suddenly there were rapid discharges of heavy weapons fire, followed by silence.

Fabiola: "Senora, I have been sent by my mistress to contact you. My lady thinks it's important you two talk."

Outside, Dana Sterling, summoned by a civil defense distress call arrives in her hovertank and commences firing her pulse guns into the bar.

Fabiola: (Flattening and unfolding a heavy shotgun-like weapon) "THE MATRON SPOKE TRUELY, THIS IS A SINFUL PLACE!!!"

Fabiola fires three rounds in an arc toward the firing.

Dana: (Watching rounds angle toward her open cockpit) "OH MY GOD!!!"

The resulting explosion catapults Dana from her tank.

Fabiola: "Senora, shall we be going?"

Agent 86 & Desdemona: " "

Meanwhile: In the Multiple Misato Universe:

Ryoji Kaji quietly opened the first of the secret doors he’d discovered on this deep level of the Geofront, slipped inside, and crept around the edge of the dark room. He could tell it was large, and he heard the hiss and gurgle of machinery moving liquid, large quantities of it. For some reason, it reminded Kaji of being in an aquarium, except for the smell of beer. That reminded him of a brewery.
Then he finally got the nerve to flip a light switch he found along the wall, and the room’s details came into full light. Kaji found himself staring at the walls, his jaw dropping open.
Then he collapsed with a massive nose bleed.
It would be a while before this particular secret of NERV got out.

“Ritsuko? I thought we were friends! Why are you giving me the cold shoulder of late? Why are you treading me, well, like something your cats dragged back out?!”
“Because it’s kinda hard to get emotionally attached to a xerox copy!”
“...what do you mean by that?!”
“Nothing! I didn’t say anything!”

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile: In the Multiple Misato Universe:

Ryoji Kaji quietly opened the first of the secret doors he’d discovered on this deep level of the Geofront, slipped inside, and crept around the edge of the dark room. He could tell it was large, and he heard the hiss and gurgle of machinery moving liquid, large quantities of it. For some reason, it reminded Kaji of being in an aquarium, except for the smell of beer. That reminded him of a brewery.
Then he finally got the nerve to flip a light switch he found along the wall, and the room’s details came into full light. Kaji found himself staring at the walls, his jaw dropping open.
Then he collapsed with a massive nose bleed.
It would be a while before this particular secret of NERV got out.

“Ritsuko? I thought we were friends! Why are you giving me the cold shoulder of late? Why are you treading me, well, like something your cats dragged back out?!”
“Because it’s kinda hard to get emotionally attached to a xerox copy!”
“...what do you mean by that?!”
“Nothing! I didn’t say anything!”

General Reinhardt: "With the betrayal of the Haydonites, I've found us a new source of technological innovation."

Crack Scientific Team

Assembled UEEF Commanders: " "

Louie: "well, they gotta be better than the team we've been using"

Doc: "Hey!"

"Damn it...somebody's going to divide by zero, aren't they?"
"Shhhhh...don't give them ideas!"

SRoss wrote:General Reinhardt: "With the betrayal of the Haydonites, I've found us a new source of technological innovation."

Crack Scientific Team

Assembled UEEF Commanders: " "

glitterboy2098 wrote:Louie: "well, they gotta be better than the team we've been using"

Doc: "Hey!"

taalismn wrote:"Damn it...somebody's going to divide by zero, aren't they?"
"Shhhhh...don't give them ideas!"

Meanwhile at a nearby grocery store.

Ben: "Wow! Half priced lunch!!!"

And now an important message from our sponsors...

How to Buy a Half Priced Lunch

Cut back to Ben after getting caught between KAS-DA, T-ALOS and Desdemona battling over the last Bento...

Ben: "Ow!"

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile at a nearby grocery store.

Ben: "Wow! Half priced lunch!!!"

And now an important message from our sponsors...

How to Buy a Half Priced Lunch

Cut back to Ben after getting caught between KAS-DA, T-ALOS and Desdemona over the last Bento...

Ben: "Ow!"

And I bet the employees are in the back watching and taking bets.