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Alpha 11 wrote:[ And I bet the employees are in the back watching and taking bets.

If they're SMART, they are either
a) running like hell out the back
b) hurriedly seeing if they cannot make up more food(the one with the best M.A. talks up and distracts the customers while somebody runs for fresh ingredients or phones for high-quality rush-delivery take-out*.

*Ideally from somebody in the 'mutual collateral damage zone'....according to previously agreed cooperation conventions between storekeepers who realize that certain customers MUST be appeased, or everybody in the vicinity could potentially suffer. So they help each other out, aware that it may be their turn next to call upon a favor or two to keep from losing high-visibility/spending customers with economic/societal clout, and from losing their storefonts in a blow-out. Metropolis and Marvel New York City local businesses often work on this principle, catering to both the paying supervillians and the less lucky heroes who find themselves in brawls in the streets.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[ And I bet the employees are in the back watching and taking bets.

If they're SMART, they are either
a) running like hell out the back
b) hurriedly seeing if they cannot make up more food(the one with the best M.A. talks up and distracts the customers while somebody runs for fresh ingredients or phones for high-quality rush-delivery take-out*.

*Ideally from somebody in the 'mutual collateral damage zone'....according to previously agreed cooperation conventions between storekeepers who realize that certain customers MUST be appeased, or everybody in the vicinity could potentially suffer. So they help each other out, aware that it may be their turn next to call upon a favor or two to keep from losing high-visibility/spending customers with economic/societal clout, and from losing their storefonts in a blow-out. Metropolis and Marvel New York City local businesses often work on this principle, catering to both the paying supervillians and the less lucky heroes who find themselves in brawls in the streets.

Is this like that whole "Dana's time of the month" procedure?

SRoss wrote:[Is this like that whole "Dana's time of the month" procedure?

Pretty much...In UEsG Tokyo-3, and the 'zoneland' developments around Monument City, it's a wise idea to know who your likely clientele are, and cater accordingly. The really quick-witted business owners have intelligence networks nearly as good as the police, in order to pick up on who's hankering for what, and who can supply the what, and how can they get a cut of the action(like offering a Flower of Life cocktail for visiting Invid dignitaries or stocking up on ethnic foods in anticipation of big Sentinel delegations and trade groups coming through).

Lynn Kyle: (Digging into the last half price Bento on the shelf) "Can't see why everyone one's fighting over this?"

Ben, KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona: " "

Lynn Kyle: "What?"

As one they point to the label on the package.

STICKY NATTO GARNISHED WITH FLOWER OF LIFE

Lynn Kyle: " "

After much of UEsG Tokyo-3 and one grocery store was shot up, or blown into orbit as with the Yellow Flag, it had finally come to this. Desdemona, a smoking gun in each hand, and a knife in her teeth, kicked in the office door to find...


Her mother and another woman talking animatedly over tea.

Akiko Natsume: (Reaching over to shake Nova's hand) "Thank you Miss Satori. You've been most helpful in clearing up last weeks regrettable incident."

Nova: "Not a problem. About the performance review?"

Akiko Natsume: "Oh, I don't think that will be a problem. You clearly could not have foreseen the level of opposition you team would face. Ta ta."

Desdemona: "MOM!?!"

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[ And I bet the employees are in the back watching and taking bets.

If they're SMART, they are either
a) running like hell out the back
b) hurriedly seeing if they cannot make up more food(the one with the best M.A. talks up and distracts the customers while somebody runs for fresh ingredients or phones for high-quality rush-delivery take-out*.

*Ideally from somebody in the 'mutual collateral damage zone'....according to previously agreed cooperation conventions between storekeepers who realize that certain customers MUST be appeased, or everybody in the vicinity could potentially suffer. So they help each other out, aware that it may be their turn next to call upon a favor or two to keep from losing high-visibility/spending customers with economic/societal clout, and from losing their storefonts in a blow-out. Metropolis and Marvel New York City local businesses often work on this principle, catering to both the paying supervillians and the less lucky heroes who find themselves in brawls in the streets.

I can see two of the delivery girls: Shampo and Nuku Nuke. They would fit right in.

SRoss wrote:Lynn Kyle: (Digging into the last half price Bento on the shelf) "Can't see why everyone one's fighting over this?"

Ben, KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona: " "

Lynn Kyle: "What?"

As one they point to the label on the package.

STICKY NATTO GARNISHED WITH FLOWER OF LIFE

Lynn Kyle: " "

Yeah...and it's been well-established that NOBODY's going to have sex with him to burn off the Flower of Life energy....

This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

SRoss wrote:This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

Competitive Consumerism?
These cyborgs have learned certain lessons about society TOO well, it seems.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

Competitive Consumerism?
These cyborgs have learned certain lessons about society TOO well, it seems.

It's more of a side effect, their goal is to have far more combatants then there are lunches.

SRoss wrote:Lynn Kyle: (Digging into the last half price Bento on the shelf) "Can't see why everyone one's fighting over this?"

Ben, KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona: " "

Lynn Kyle: "What?"

As one they point to the label on the package.

STICKY NATTO GARNISHED WITH FLOWER OF LIFE

Lynn Kyle: " "

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Lynn Kyle: (Digging into the last half price Bento on the shelf) "Can't see why everyone one's fighting over this?"

Ben, KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona: " "

Lynn Kyle: "What?"

As one they point to the label on the package.

STICKY NATTO GARNISHED WITH FLOWER OF LIFE

Lynn Kyle: " "

Yeah...and it's been well-established that NOBODY's going to have sex with him to burn off the Flower of Life energy....

SRoss wrote:This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

My biggest concern would be if any Maids show up.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

Competitive Consumerism?
These cyborgs have learned certain lessons about society TOO well, it seems.

You got that right.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:This won't do KAS-DA thought as she watched the clerks restock the shelves.

T-ALOS: "This defeats the whole point of coming here."

As Ben watched and Kyle twitched, the girls got on their smart phones and summoned additional combatants from their call lists.

Competitive Consumerism?
These cyborgs have learned certain lessons about society TOO well, it seems.

It's more of a side effect, their goal is to have far more combatants then there are lunches.

Aren't they COMBAT cyborgs? Then that's your answer.

Other Ayanami clones.

Dana Stirling, with her heritage, she's probably one of the few unaugmented humans who can fight on their level.

Maya Stirling, ditto.

Breetai.

Pai Mei, who do to the friendly competitive nature of the fights, has agreed to stop using the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Kyle.

Lynn Kyle.

Roberta, cybernetically enhanced since events in Roberta's Blood Trail.

Mahoro Andou.

Deunan Knute.

Briareos Hecatonchires.

Gnea.

Bella.

Aoi Futaba.

Manami Kinjou.

Feel free to add more.

"Sousuke! you don't need to bring a rocket launcher with you just to buy lunch!"
"Ms. Chidori, Intel on the target indicates that superior firepower is preferred. You may use my HK69 Grenade Launcher if you wish"
"Idiot! and where the hell do you carry all this stuff, anyway!"

----
"hey, Melissa, sounds like Sousuke and kaname are going shopping for boxed lunches"
"oh ****. Kurtz, you get the M9 fired up ASAP, i'll put a call in for backup and a fire support mission from the Tuatha De Dannan!"

Actually the gang long ago established the Let's not blow up our source of box lunches rule. This restricts the combatants to only non-food weapons they can find in the grocery store.

Examples:

Chopsticks.
Grocery Baskets.
Shopping Carts.
etc...

hey, Mithril and the rest of the FMP crew are new.. besides Sousuke Sagara doesn't quite understand the finer points of such limits, as the martial arts episode of Fomoffu shows..

Besides, he probably knows how to McGuyver up zip-guns from components found in the kitchenware aisle. Maybe even work up some chemical propellent weapons using lighter fluid(cookout supplies and candle lighters), charcoal, sugar or flour(dust explosives; ever seen a grain elevator explode? Sugar silos also used to go 'boom').

I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

SRoss wrote:

KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona Brown's Ben-to Combat Call List

Other Ayanami clones.

Dana Stirling, with her heritage, she's probably one of the few unaugmented humans who can fight on their level.

Maya Stirling, ditto.

Breetai.

Pai Mei, who do to the friendly competitive nature of the fights, has agreed to stop using the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Kyle.

Lynn Kyle.

Roberta, cybernetically enhanced since events in Roberta's Blood Trail.

Mahoro Andou.

Deunan Knute.

Briareos Hecatonchires.

Gnea.

Bella.

Aoi Futaba.

Manami Kinjou.

Feel free to add more.

Ranma, Kenishi, any Naruto ninja, Ichigo, any girl from Gunslinger Girls,... This list could get REALLY long.

glitterboy2098 wrote:"Sousuke! you don't need to bring a rocket launcher with you just to buy lunch!"
"Ms. Chidori, Intel on the target indicates that superior firepower is preferred. You may use my HK69 Grenade Launcher if you wish"
"Idiot! and where the hell do you carry all this stuff, anyway!"

----
"hey, Melissa, sounds like Sousuke and kaname are going shopping for boxed lunches"
"oh ****. Kurtz, you get the M9 fired up ASAP, i'll put a call in for backup and a fire support mission from the Tuatha De Dannan!"

SRoss wrote:Actually the gang long ago established the Let's not blow up our source of box lunches rule. This restricts the combatants to only non-food weapons they can find in the grocery store.

Examples:

Chopsticks.
Grocery Baskets.
Shopping Carts.
etc...

That is, if they know.

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey, Mithril and the rest of the FMP crew are new.. besides Sousuke Sagara doesn't quite understand the finer points of such limits, as the martial arts episode of Fomoffu shows..

So, so true.

taalismn wrote:Besides, he probably knows how to McGuyver up zip-guns from components found in the kitchenware aisle. Maybe even work up some chemical propellent weapons using lighter fluid(cookout supplies and candle lighters), charcoal, sugar or flour(dust explosives; ever seen a grain elevator explode? Sugar silos also used to go 'boom').

Yes, I'm almost positive he does. In fact, I'd be more surprised if he didn't.

SRoss wrote:I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

SRoss wrote:I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

In the McKInney 'Black Hole Travel Agency' novels, it's plastique made from pizza dough and other 'doctored' ingredients.
A Gunsmith Cats manga episode once featured improvised CS grenades made from light bulbs, and incorporating tabasco sauce as an irritant.
But with a well-stocked pantry and a chemistry degree, lord, the things you're supposed to be able to cook up...

SRoss wrote:

Roberta, cybernetically enhanced since events in Roberta's Blood Trail.

An interesting fact, in the manga, she came out of it with all her armes, legs, fingers, ect. intac.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

In the McKInney 'Black Hole Travel Agency' novels, it's plastique made from pizza dough and other 'doctored' ingredients.
A Gunsmith Cats manga episode once featured improvised CS grenades made from light bulbs, and incorporating tabasco sauce as an irritant.
But with a well-stocked pantry and a chemistry degree, lord, the things you're supposed to be able to cook up...

Let the cooking begin!! Except if your Akane Tendo.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

In the McKInney 'Black Hole Travel Agency' novels, it's plastique made from pizza dough and other 'doctored' ingredients.
A Gunsmith Cats manga episode once featured improvised CS grenades made from light bulbs, and incorporating tabasco sauce as an irritant.
But with a well-stocked pantry and a chemistry degree, lord, the things you're supposed to be able to cook up...

actually it was an improvised fragmentation mine made from a lightfixture. the C4 was wired into the broken bulb, and the bulb glass added to the glass cover. when the mook flipped on the switch, :boom:.

the Tabasco was turned into a mini-grenade with a remote detonator and tiny blob of C4. used to shatter the container and spread the contents. a bottle of black pepper was similarly modified. both got used to incapacitate mooks.

glitterboy2098 wrote:[

actually it was an improvised fragmentation mine made from a lightfixture. the C4 was wired into the broken bulb, and the bulb glass added to the glass cover. when the mook flipped on the switch, :boom:.

the Tabasco was turned into a mini-grenade with a remote detonator and tiny blob of C4. used to shatter the container and spread the contents. a bottle of black pepper was similarly modified. both got used to incapacitate mooks.

You'd think they'd learn the trope: If Holding a Kawaii Little Girl Captive, she will will Bawl Your Head Off, or BLOW Your Head Off.
And yes, C4(referred to and marketed in in Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon Days, as 'Elbow Gel') can be your friend in a great many circumstances.

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I would not be surprised, at a convention once I had a group of players insist that you could blow up museum security doors using explosives made from Cheeze Whiz[sup]tm[/sup].

In the McKInney 'Black Hole Travel Agency' novels, it's plastique made from pizza dough and other 'doctored' ingredients.
A Gunsmith Cats manga episode once featured improvised CS grenades made from light bulbs, and incorporating tabasco sauce as an irritant.
But with a well-stocked pantry and a chemistry degree, lord, the things you're supposed to be able to cook up...

actually it was an improvised fragmentation mine made from a lightfixture. the C4 was wired into the broken bulb, and the bulb glass added to the glass cover. when the mook flipped on the switch, :boom:.

the Tabasco was turned into a mini-grenade with a remote detonator and tiny blob of C4. used to shatter the container and spread the contents. a bottle of black pepper was similarly modified. both got used to incapacitate mooks.

Wow, MaGavier would fit right in.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:[

actually it was an improvised fragmentation mine made from a lightfixture. the C4 was wired into the broken bulb, and the bulb glass added to the glass cover. when the mook flipped on the switch, :boom:.

the Tabasco was turned into a mini-grenade with a remote detonator and tiny blob of C4. used to shatter the container and spread the contents. a bottle of black pepper was similarly modified. both got used to incapacitate mooks.

You'd think they'd learn the trope: If Holding a Kawaii Little Girl Captive, she will will Bawl Your Head Off, or BLOW Your Head Off.
And yes, C4(referred to and marketed in in Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon Days, as 'Elbow Gel') can be your friend in a great many circumstances.

So true.

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona Brown's Ben-to Combat Call List

Other Ayanami clones.

Dana Stirling, with her heritage, she's probably one of the few unaugmented humans who can fight on their level.

Maya Stirling, ditto.

Breetai.

Pai Mei, who do to the friendly competitive nature of the fights, has agreed to stop using the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Kyle.

Lynn Kyle.

Roberta, cybernetically enhanced since events in Roberta's Blood Trail.

Mahoro Andou.

Deunan Knute.

Briareos Hecatonchires.

Gnea.

Bella.

Aoi Futaba.

Manami Kinjou.

Feel free to add more.

Ranma, Kenishi, any Naruto ninja, Ichigo, any girl from Gunslinger Girls,... This list could get REALLY long.

Let's not forget Rick Hunter and Lisa Hayes-Hunter (Post Barsoom).

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Actually the gang long ago established the Let's not blow up our source of box lunches rule. This restricts the combatants to only non-food weapons they can find in the grocery store.

Examples:

Chopsticks.
Grocery Baskets.
Shopping Carts.
etc...

That is, if they know.

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey, Mithril and the rest of the FMP crew are new.. besides Sousuke Sagara doesn't quite understand the finer points of such limits, as the martial arts episode of Fomoffu shows..

So, so true.

taalismn wrote:Besides, he probably knows how to McGuyver up zip-guns from components found in the kitchenware aisle. Maybe even work up some chemical propellent weapons using lighter fluid(cookout supplies and candle lighters), charcoal, sugar or flour(dust explosives; ever seen a grain elevator explode? Sugar silos also used to go 'boom').

Yes, I'm almost positive he does. In fact, I'd be more surprised if he didn't.

I think though, blowing up the Bento would make it hard to savor later. This is kind of a Fight Club setup created by combat cyborgs. The challenge is to NOT nuke the battle site or the food/goals. I'd think this would be more a Hand-to-Hand/Melee combat type situation.

Sousuke's a lot more pragmatic than the fight-club scene. Unless it directly affects his combat effectiveness in some way or is coached in terms of something like a contest for command of a group, he'll ignore such things. In fact, if it threatens his charge(Chidori) or his superior officers in any way, or interferes with his 'mission'(whatever it is at that given time), he'll try to neutralize it(typically with explosives).
As far as I can tell, Sousuke's hobbies mostly revolve around collecting weaponry...

And my addition to the club fight scene?


Line Inverse's rather dim-witted muscle Gourry...

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

KAS-DA, T-ALOS & Desdemona Brown's Ben-to Combat Call List

Other Ayanami clones.

Dana Stirling, with her heritage, she's probably one of the few unaugmented humans who can fight on their level.

Maya Stirling, ditto.

Breetai.

Pai Mei, who do to the friendly competitive nature of the fights, has agreed to stop using the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Kyle.

Lynn Kyle.

Roberta, cybernetically enhanced since events in Roberta's Blood Trail.

Mahoro Andou.

Deunan Knute.

Briareos Hecatonchires.

Gnea.

Bella.

Aoi Futaba.

Manami Kinjou.

Feel free to add more.

Ranma, Kenishi, any Naruto ninja, Ichigo, any girl from Gunslinger Girls,... This list could get REALLY long.

Let's not forget Rick Hunter and Lisa Hayes-Hunter (Post Barsoom).

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Actually the gang long ago established the Let's not blow up our source of box lunches rule. This restricts the combatants to only non-food weapons they can find in the grocery store.

Examples:

Chopsticks.
Grocery Baskets.
Shopping Carts.
etc...

That is, if they know.

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey, Mithril and the rest of the FMP crew are new.. besides Sousuke Sagara doesn't quite understand the finer points of such limits, as the martial arts episode of Fomoffu shows..

So, so true.

taalismn wrote:Besides, he probably knows how to McGuyver up zip-guns from components found in the kitchenware aisle. Maybe even work up some chemical propellent weapons using lighter fluid(cookout supplies and candle lighters), charcoal, sugar or flour(dust explosives; ever seen a grain elevator explode? Sugar silos also used to go 'boom').

Yes, I'm almost positive he does. In fact, I'd be more surprised if he didn't.

I think though, blowing up the Bento would make it hard to savor later. This is kind of a Fight Club setup created by combat cyborgs. The challenge is to NOT nuke the battle site or the food/goals. I'd think this would be more a Hand-to-Hand/Melee combat type situation.

Your try to say that to Sousuke Sagara.

taalismn wrote:Sousuke's a lot more pragmatic than the fight-club scene. Unless it directly affects his combat effectiveness in some way or is coached in terms of something like a contest for command of a group, he'll ignore such things. In fact, if it threatens his charge(Chidori) or his superior officers in any way, or interferes with his 'mission'(whatever it is at that given time), he'll try to neutralize it(typically with explosives).
As far as I can tell, Sousuke's hobbies mostly revolve around collecting weaponry...

And my addition to the club fight scene?


Line Inverse's rather dim-witted muscle Gourry...

Good addition. Also, can't leave Lina out, if there is food involved, she WILL be there.

However, Lina is prohibited from casting 'Dragon Slave'...not that it would terribly HURT many of the other club members, but it tends to get them banned civilized regions(i.e., anybody with reservations about getting nuked ).

Ben-to fight... (Part 1)

Sousuke Sagara had out done himself in cunning. Sneaking in C-4 disguised as Play-Doe[sup]tm[/sup], pure genius he thought as he set the detonator. He was so proud of himself, he failed to notice T-ALOS coming up behind him. The impact flattening him over top of his explosives.

***POOM!***

T-ALOS exulted in joy, her combat cyborg brain had calculated that not only would Sousuke's body muffle the explosion, but also make an excellent launch platform for herself. She gave out a wild battle cry as she flipped in the air using her arms and legs to parry the hail of pie plates Xena now fired in her direction.

"EAT COLD DEATH!" Red Sonja screamed as she hurled a barrage of frozen juice concentrate cans at the wildly dodging Duenan Knute, before taking refuge behind the Ethnic Foods display, ahead of a return assault of catalope.

taalismn wrote:However, Lina is prohibited from casting 'Dragon Slave'...not that it would terribly HURT many of the other club members, but it tends to get them banned civilized regions(i.e., anybody with reservations about getting nuked ).

SRoss wrote:Ben-to fight... (Part 1)

Sousuke Sagara had out done himself in cunning. Sneaking in C-4 disguised as Play-Doe[sup]tm[/sup], pure genius he thought as he set the detonator. He was so proud of himself, he failed to notice T-ALOS coming up behind him. The impact flattening him over top of his explosives.

***POOM!***

T-ALOS exulted in joy, her combat cyborg brain had calculated that not only would Sousuke's body muffle the explosion, but also make an excellent launch platform for herself. She gave out a wild battle cry as she flipped in the air using her arms and legs to parry the hail of pie plates Xena now fired in her direction.

taalismn wrote:"EAT COLD DEATH!" Red Sonja screamed as she hurled a barrage of frozen juice concentrate cans at the wildly dodging Duenan Knute, before taking refuge behind the Ethnic Foods display, ahead of a return assault of catalope.

Only to be cold rooster from behind by Sakura.

Sakura then turned around to be introduced to Themycirean bo-staff techniques with a giant hard salami as wielded by Diane Prince.

Okay; I have no clue what's going on...
'Animal House' as done by Anime sorrorities?!

DhAkael wrote:Okay; I have no clue what's going on...
'Animal House' as done by Anime sorrorities?!

Actually Ben-To Robotech Crossover style.

SRoss wrote:

DhAkael wrote:Okay; I have no clue what's going on...
'Animal House' as done by Anime sorrorities?!

Actually Ben-To Robotech Crossover style.

I...wha...
SERIOUSLY?!

INTERNET!!!

Ben Dixon makes s lunging grab for one the bento, but ends up with something softer in his hands...

Musubi: " PERVERT!!! "

###THWACK!!!###

DhAkael wrote:

SRoss wrote:

DhAkael wrote:Okay; I have no clue what's going on...
'Animal House' as done by Anime sorrorities?!

Actually Ben-To Robotech Crossover style.

I...wha...
SERIOUSLY?!

INTERNET!!!

Indeed. Then again, we Americans have brawls at Best Buy.

The Zentraedi clerk was stunned to see Breetai get up after the blow A-ko landed on him...

Breetai: (Aside to the clerk) "I am not built as weakly as you."

SRoss wrote:Ben Dixon makes s lunging grab for one the bento, but ends up with something softer in his hands...

Musubi: " PERVERT!!! "

###THWACK!!!###

That seems to be a rule of thum in anime.

taalismn wrote:

DhAkael wrote:

SRoss wrote:

DhAkael wrote:Okay; I have no clue what's going on...
'Animal House' as done by Anime sorrorities?!

Actually Ben-To Robotech Crossover style.

I...wha...
SERIOUSLY?!

INTERNET!!!

Indeed. Then again, we Americans have brawls at Best Buy.

Sad but true, and or in Walmart.

SRoss wrote:The Zentraedi clerk was stunned to see Breetai get up after the blow A-ko landed on him...

Breetai: (Aside to the clerk) "I am not built as weakly as you."

The battle stops as the fighters are interrupted by the arrival of a Water Spout Destroid.

Kevin: (At the controls dressed as Santa) "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!"

The destroid proceeds to blast the combatants with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.

Batou walks into the gravy-strewn melee, picks up the bento, tosses some money at the clerk, and walks off. He stops at the door, looking at all the stares in his direction.
"What?"

taalismn wrote:Batou walks into the gravy-strewn melee, picks up the bento, tosses some money at the clerk, and walks off. He stops at the door, looking at all the stares in his direction.
"What?"

Probably the only guy other then Chad that would do that...

SRoss wrote:The battle stops as the fighters are interrupted by the arrival of a Water Spout Destroid.

Kevin: (At the controls dressed as Santa) "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!"

The destroid proceeds to blast the combatants with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.

LIKE!

taalismn wrote:Batou walks into the gravy-strewn melee, picks up the bento, tosses some money at the clerk, and walks off. He stops at the door, looking at all the stares in his direction.
"What?"

Batou, Ghost in a Shell?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Batou walks into the gravy-strewn melee, picks up the bento, tosses some money at the clerk, and walks off. He stops at the door, looking at all the stares in his direction.
"What?"

Probably the only guy other then Chad that would do that...

Ya, could see that happening. And Bleach, right?

The Regis reached for a bento but a little girls hand grabbed it at the same time.

Regis & Flandre Scarlet: " "

Everyone Else in the Shop: "WHO INVITED THEM!!!"

When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

SRoss wrote:The Regis reached for a bento but a little girls hand grabbed it at the same time.

Regis & Flandre Scarlet: " "

Everyone Else in the Shop: "WHO INVITED THEM!!!"

Had to look up Sacrlet, an interesting par they make.

taalismn wrote:When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

taalismn wrote:When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

Unzips pants to check...

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

Unzips pants to check...

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

I really could have done without that image, thank you.

That amount of Ungodly power and emotional instability let loose, I feel perfectly justified in needing a change of shorts...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

Unzips pants to check...

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:When an infinite amount of power and an infinite amount of kwaii come into conflict....

You still have clean underwear?

Unzips pants to check...

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

I really could have done without that image, thank you.

SRoss wrote:That amount of Ungodly power and emotional instability let loose, I feel perfectly justified in needing a change of shorts...