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Issa bin Ruined looked with horror upon the crater of molten glass that was Tokyo 3. It was fortunate that the Invid were able to mass teleport the entine population to a nearby safe solar system, but the task before him seemed insurmountable. "How am I to rebuild THAT!?!" He thought dispondedly.

Meanwhile, down in the crater...

Remilia Scarlet: "Sakuya! Clean this up..."

Sakuya Izayoi: "Yes mistress."

Amidst the still-steaming ruins of Tokyo-3, multiple armored hatches hiss open. With a groan of overworked heavy-duty servos, armored manholes lift up under an overburden of debris. An equally heavily armored figure, gender and individuality anonymous under the helmet ad heavy respirator mask, but the golden horseshoe-shape on its brow proudly declaring its organizational alignment, clampered out, bandoliers and slings groaning with the tools of the trade.
All up and down the streets, similar figures were emerging like cyborg prairie dogs rising out of their post-apocalyptic burrows.
Click! Clank!
Power shovels snap-assembled.
Whhiiiiiiiiieeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
Electo-Brushes hummed to life.
"All right, Garbage Men! Let's clear this crap before they bring the buildings up! SCRUB UP!"

SRoss wrote:Issa bin Ruined looked with horror upon the crater of molten glass that was Tokyo 3. It was fortunate that the Invid were able to mass teleport the entine population to a nearby safe solar system, but the task before him seemed insurmountable. "How am I to rebuild THAT!?!" He thought dispondedly.

Meanwhile, down in the crater...

Remilia Scarlet: "Sakuya! Clean this up..."

Sakuya Izayoi: "Yes mistress."

Have no clue who the first guy was, and I even Googled him.

taalismn wrote:Amidst the still-steaming ruins of Tokyo-3, multiple armored hatches hiss open. With a groan of overworked heavy-duty servos, armored manholes lift up under an overburden of debris. An equally heavily armored figure, gender and individuality anonymous under the helmet ad heavy respirator mask, but the golden horseshoe-shape on its brow proudly declaring its organizational alignment, clampered out, bandoliers and slings groaning with the tools of the trade.
All up and down the streets, similar figures were emerging like cyborg prairie dogs rising out of their post-apocalyptic burrows.
Click! Clank!
Power shovels snap-assembled.
Whhiiiiiiiiieeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
Electo-Brushes hummed to life.
"All right, Garbage Men! Let's clear this crap before they bring the buildings up! SCRUB UP!"

And their back!

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Issa bin Ruined looked with horror upon the crater of molten glass that was Tokyo 3. It was fortunate that the Invid were able to mass teleport the entine population to a nearby safe solar system, but the task before him seemed insurmountable. "How am I to rebuild THAT!?!" He thought dispondedly.

Meanwhile, down in the crater...

Remilia Scarlet: "Sakuya! Clean this up..."

Sakuya Izayoi: "Yes mistress."

Have no clue who the first guy was, and I even Googled him.

Not surprising. Many years ago, Marvel Comics had an event called "Dawn of the Assistant Editors" Where every one of the issues for that month were handled the Assistant Editors. One of the humorious side notes started with that event, was that in "Uncanny X-Men Annual Vol 1 1983" they introduced a company called "Iza Bin Ruined Construction" who specialize in rebuilding after (and sometimes during) Superhero battles. Usually indicated by billboards over the wreckage.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Amidst the still-steaming ruins of Tokyo-3, multiple armored hatches hiss open. With a groan of overworked heavy-duty servos, armored manholes lift up under an overburden of debris. An equally heavily armored figure, gender and individuality anonymous under the helmet ad heavy respirator mask, but the golden horseshoe-shape on its brow proudly declaring its organizational alignment, clampered out, bandoliers and slings groaning with the tools of the trade.
All up and down the streets, similar figures were emerging like cyborg prairie dogs rising out of their post-apocalyptic burrows.
Click! Clank!
Power shovels snap-assembled.
Whhiiiiiiiiieeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
Electo-Brushes hummed to life.
"All right, Garbage Men! Let's clear this crap before they bring the buildings up! SCRUB UP!"

And their back!

Ok, who?

SRoss wrote:[Ok, who?

The BioSanitation Squads, the Janitor Army of the Southern Cross, of course!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ok, who?

The BioSanitation Squads, the Janitor Army of the Southern Cross, of course!

Ah yes, didn't recognise them, without something tenticular to fight.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ok, who?

The BioSanitation Squads, the Janitor Army of the Southern Cross, of course!

Ah yes, didn't recognise them, without something tenticular to fight.

It's just not tentacles. It's carnivorous ooze, Protoculture mutants, the leftovers way in the back of the refridge, Misato's curry surprise, Akane Tendo's jellied chilli-pepper-and-rat-poison misao soup, and mutant albino alligators in the sewers.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ok, who?

The BioSanitation Squads, the Janitor Army of the Southern Cross, of course!

Ah yes, didn't recognise them, without something tenticular to fight.

It's just not tentacles. It's carnivorous ooze, Protoculture mutants, the leftovers way in the back of the refridge, Misato's curry surprise, Akane Tendo's jellied chilli-pepper-and-rat-poison misao soup, and mutant albino alligators in the sewers.

Sounds like they would fit right in in the Genisis Pits. Are they the back up for those missions?

Alpha 11 wrote:Sounds like they would fit right in in the Genisis Pits. Are they the back up for those missions?

Makes sense, the BioSanitation Squad would have likely survived the Invid Invasion fairly intact, unless the Flower of Life grows in sewers too. They would have lost their surface facilities but many of the teams would have survived.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:Sounds like they would fit right in in the Genisis Pits. Are they the back up for those missions?

Makes sense, the BioSanitation Squad would have likely survived the Invid Invasion fairly intact, unless the Flower of Life grows in sewers too. They would have lost their surface facilities but many of the teams would have survived.

"I'm not sure what the Invid eat, but I recognize garbage when I see it!"(echoing the words of Sean Phillips when the 15th was caught in a Tirolian garbage compactor).

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:Sounds like they would fit right in in the Genisis Pits. Are they the back up for those missions?

Makes sense, the BioSanitation Squad would have likely survived the Invid Invasion fairly intact, unless the Flower of Life grows in sewers too. They would have lost their surface facilities but many of the teams would have survived.

"I'm not sure what the Invid eat, but I recognize garbage when I see it!"(echoing the words of Sean Phillips when the 15th was caught in a Tirolian garbage compactor).

Meanwhile, aboard the Arkangel, returning to Tokyo 3...

Desdemona: "Aw Mmmmoooommm!"

Nova: "Don't you Aw Mom me! If the Invid weren't connected to their Queen, alot of people could have been hurt or killed. Now the three of you write!"

Pan out to Desdemona, KAS-DA and T-ALOS writing, I will no longer invite petchulant God-like beings to brawl. over and over again on a black board the size of the Berlin Wall.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, aboard the Arkangel, returning to Tokyo 3...

Desdemona: "Aw Mmmmoooommm!"

Nova: "Don't you Aw Mom me! If the Invid weren't connected to their Queen, alot of people could have been hurt or killed. Now the three of you write!"

Pan out to Desdemona, KAS-DA and T-ALOS writing, I will no longer invite petchulant God-like beings to brawl. over and over again on a black board the size of the Berlin Wall.

Upon finishing, they will of course be arrested by a patrol of newly arrived New Berlin CDF, the commander of which will angrily point out the misspelling of 'petulant' and force them to do it all over again.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, aboard the Arkangel, returning to Tokyo 3...

Desdemona: "Aw Mmmmoooommm!"

Nova: "Don't you Aw Mom me! If the Invid weren't connected to their Queen, alot of people could have been hurt or killed. Now the three of you write!"

Pan out to Desdemona, KAS-DA and T-ALOS writing, I will no longer invite petchulant God-like beings to brawl. over and over again on a black board the size of the Berlin Wall.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, aboard the Arkangel, returning to Tokyo 3...

Desdemona: "Aw Mmmmoooommm!"

Nova: "Don't you Aw Mom me! If the Invid weren't connected to their Queen, alot of people could have been hurt or killed. Now the three of you write!"

Pan out to Desdemona, KAS-DA and T-ALOS writing, I will no longer invite petchulant God-like beings to brawl. over and over again on a black board the size of the Berlin Wall.

Upon finishing, they will of course be arrested by a patrol of newly arrived New Berlin CDF, the commander of which will angrily point out the misspelling of 'petulant' and force them to do it all over again.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, aboard the Arkangel, returning to Tokyo 3...

Desdemona: "Aw Mmmmoooommm!"

Nova: "Don't you Aw Mom me! If the Invid weren't connected to their Queen, alot of people could have been hurt or killed. Now the three of you write!"

Pan out to Desdemona, KAS-DA and T-ALOS writing, I will no longer invite petchulant God-like beings to brawl. over and over again on a black board the size of the Berlin Wall.

Upon finishing, they will of course be arrested by a patrol of newly arrived New Berlin CDF, the commander of which will angrily point out the misspelling of 'petulant' and force them to do it all over again.

They're Combat Cyborgs, not grammar students.

SRoss wrote:[

They're Combat Cyborgs, not grammar students.

Spellchecker not considered important enough to include in their programming?

Antonio Smith, Forensic Linguist: "You used it's instead of its, bring instead of take, i counted 23 dangling participles, and you misspelled carnage twice."

glitterboy2098 wrote:Antonio Smith, Forensic Linguist: "You used it's instead of its, bring instead of take, i counted 23 dangling participles, and you misspelled carnage twice."

glitterboy2098 wrote:Antonio Smith, Forensic Linguist: "You used it's instead of its, bring instead of take, i counted 23 dangling participles, and you misspelled carnage twice."

Nova Satori-Brown: "Sign him to the Forensics division, Handwriting Analysis Department."

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Antonio Smith, Forensic Linguist: "You used it's instead of its, bring instead of take, i counted 23 dangling participles, and you misspelled carnage twice."

Nova Satori-Brown: "Sign him to the Forensics division, Handwriting Analysis Department."

The perfect place for him.

He'd see through the 'Gendo Diaries' in a heartbeat...
Or else would hunt the guy down to whatever corner of Hell Gendo's currently being held in and smack him around for his grammar.

taalismn wrote:He'd see through the 'Gendo Diaries' in a heartbeat...
Or else would hunt the guy down to whatever corner of Hell Gendo's currently being held in and smack him around for his grammar.

Ya, I could see him doing it.

The Haydonite followed the reading to there source. There was no way he'd fail to capture the Hybrid now...

Yuki Nagato: (Incanting) "I am not the android your looking for."

Haydonite: (Watching the glow approach him) "OH, <Censored>!!!"

Haydonite: "Hello there, brothers! Have we got a deal for you!"
Dalek: "EX-terminate! EX-terminate! Wha-at Kkkk-ind of De-eal!?"

SRoss wrote:The Haydonite followed the reading to there source. There was no way he'd fail to capture the Hybrid now...

Yuki Nagato: (Incanting) "I am not the android your looking for."

Haydonite: (Watching the glow approach him) "OH, <Censored>!!!"

Had to look her up, can't remember all the Japanes names, but ya, that is a wacky funny show.

taalismn wrote:Haydonite: "Hello there, brothers! Have we got a deal for you!"
Dalek: "EX-terminate! EX-terminate! Wha-at Kkkk-ind of De-eal!?"

Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

taalismn wrote:Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

taalismn wrote:Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

KAS-DA: (In the pilots capsule) "I wonder who those guys were?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

KAS-DA: (In the pilots capsule) "I wonder who those guys were?"

Badmitten birds at that scale.....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

KAS-DA: (In the pilots capsule) "I wonder who those guys were?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Voice Over: This is a Dalek invasion-
(cut to shot of flying Daleks descending from the sky)
"EX-terminate! EX-terminate!"
VO: This is a Dalek curbstomp-
(Suddenly a giant Neo-EVA unit rises into view with an enormous glowing tennis racket and begins swinging, the racket slamming Daleks across the sky or vaporizing them as they hit the 'strings' of the racket. The glow of a PP-AT field surrounds the giant mecha as it sheds Dalek counterfire like water off a duck)
"EX-crement! E-VAC-uate! E-"ZHARPHF!

KAS-DA: (In the pilots capsule) "I wonder who those guys were?"

Badmitten birds at that scale.....

More like metal termites.

With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

taalismn wrote:With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

Or you can just leave them stuck there, they ain't getting out.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

Or you can just leave them stuck there, they ain't getting out.

Daleks are smart and ornery....you don't wanna leave them conscious and plotting, unless you're then pushing whatever you've hammered them into into a nearby star for the bug's eye view of a cosmic-sized bug zapper.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

Or you can just leave them stuck there, they ain't getting out.

Daleks are smart and ornery....you don't wanna leave them conscious and plotting, unless you're then pushing whatever you've hammered them into into a nearby star for the bug's eye view of a cosmic-sized bug zapper.

Nice!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

Or you can just leave them stuck there, they ain't getting out.

Daleks are smart and ornery....you don't wanna leave them conscious and plotting, unless you're then pushing whatever you've hammered them into into a nearby star for the bug's eye view of a cosmic-sized bug zapper.

How about, as hull rivets on a Neutron-S missile?

SRoss wrote:How about, as hull rivets on a Neutron-S missile?

Give how many times the Daleks have tried to use black hole bombs(including a super bomb to hollow out the Earth), it's appropriate.

Lunk: "You know Annie, I always wondered, at the Battle of Reflex Point, where did you learn to drive?"

Annie smiles as she has a flashback to her school days...

Annie's After-School Club

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:With a big enough hammer, an EVA unit can use Daleks as nails on those BIG construction projects...Of course you gotta hit them hard enough to curdle the organic part inside and kill it.

Or you can just leave them stuck there, they ain't getting out.

Daleks are smart and ornery....you don't wanna leave them conscious and plotting, unless you're then pushing whatever you've hammered them into into a nearby star for the bug's eye view of a cosmic-sized bug zapper.

How about, as hull rivets on a Neutron-S missile?

SRoss wrote:Lunk: "You know Annie, I always wondered, at the Battle of Reflex Point, where did you learn to drive?"

Annie smiles as she has a flashback to her school days...

Annie's After-School Club

Great show! And I could see her SSOOOO going for that!

Just don't let her get behind the wheel of a Peterbilt 281 truck...

I'm was thinking as soon as I posted it, I should have used the scene where they were being chased through the city.

Corg, once again on the Regis's bad side finds himself transformed into a Poodle.

Poodle: (To himself) "Honestly Mother! How was I supposed to know that thruster blockage was a Haydonite? So what if it was propelled through the side of your bath, it was an enemy of the Invid. Did that REALLY warrant turning me into a poodle and sticking me in this human's apartment?" "Just what is that human up t ... OH BY THE PROTOCULTURE!!! "

Raul's Wild Kingdom

SRoss wrote:Corg, once again on the Regis's bad side finds himself transformed into a Poodle.

Poodle: (To himself) "Honestly Mother! How was I supposed to know that thruster blockage was a Haydonite? So what if it was propelled through the side of your bath, it was an enemy of the Invid. Did that REALLY warrant turning me into a poodle and sticking me in this human's apartment?" "Just what is that human up t ... OH BY THE PROTOCULTURE!!! "

Raul's Wild Kingdom

Yep...not even coming over to the Crossover thread is the guy safe.
ESPECIALLY not even coming over to the Crossover thread.

The 15th's Mecha bay...

Dana: "Umm ... Bowie, where's my tank?"

Bowie: "A little girl and bunch of maids took it to get washed..."

Dana: "WHAT!?!"

Meanwhile; in Las Vegas...

Danny "The Count" Koker: "Today on Counting Cars we've got a special rush custom job. A genuine Army of the Southern Cross issue Hover Tank! Our client has asked us to completely trick it out and redo it in hot pink!"

taalismn wrote:Just don't let her get behind the wheel of a Peterbilt 281 truck...

Or any other semi.

SRoss wrote:I'm was thinking as soon as I posted it, I should have used the scene where they were being chased through the city.

Ya, that would fit her more.

SRoss wrote:Corg, once again on the Regis's bad side finds himself transformed into a Poodle.

Poodle: (To himself) "Honestly Mother! How was I supposed to know that thruster blockage was a Haydonite? So what if it was propelled through the side of your bath, it was an enemy of the Invid. Did that REALLY warrant turning me into a poodle and sticking me in this human's apartment?" "Just what is that human up t ... OH BY THE PROTOCULTURE!!! "

Raul's Wild Kingdom

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Corg, once again on the Regis's bad side finds himself transformed into a Poodle.

Poodle: (To himself) "Honestly Mother! How was I supposed to know that thruster blockage was a Haydonite? So what if it was propelled through the side of your bath, it was an enemy of the Invid. Did that REALLY warrant turning me into a poodle and sticking me in this human's apartment?" "Just what is that human up t ... OH BY THE PROTOCULTURE!!! "

Raul's Wild Kingdom

Yep...not even coming over to the Crossover thread is the guy safe.
ESPECIALLY not even coming over to the Crossover thread.

Who is safe?

SRoss wrote:The 15th's Mecha bay...

Dana: "Umm ... Bowie, where's my tank?"

Bowie: "A little girl and bunch of maids took it to get washed..."

Dana: "WHAT!?!"

Meanwhile; in Las Vegas...

Danny "The Count" Koker: "Today on Counting Cars we've got a special rush custom job. A genuine Army of the Southern Cross issue Hover Tank! Our client has asked us to completely trick it out and redo it in hot pink!"

Ok, who was the girl and maids?

Annie, Sera and Maya Stirling.

"I didn't think we were that hard up for funding that we have to go commercial with something like Pimp My Mecha."

Commandeering Louie's tank, Dana leads the 15th toward Las Vegas.

Dana: "Maia! Sister it's time for a serious family beat down!!!"

Suddenly the shop explodes revealing a tricked out hot pink hover tank in battliod mode, covered in Hello Kitty[sup]tm[/sup] decals.

Dana: "MY TANK!?!"

Meanwhile, in the Sparticus Exia Strike 00.

Annie: "TRANS AM!!!"

SRoss wrote:Annie, Sera and Maya Stirling.

Thanks!

taalismn wrote:"I didn't think we were that hard up for funding that we have to go commercial with something like Pimp My Mecha."

SRoss wrote:Commandeering Louie's tank, Dana leads the 15th toward Las Vegas.

Dana: "Maia! Sister it's time for a serious family beat down!!!"

Suddenly the shop explodes revealing a tricked out hot pink hover tank in battliod mode, covered in Hello Kitty[sup]tm[/sup] decals.

Dana: "MY TANK!?!"

Meanwhile, in the Sparticus Exia Strike 00.

Annie: "TRANS AM!!!"

SRoss wrote:Commandeering Louie's tank, Dana leads the 15th toward Las Vegas.

Dana: "Maia! Sister it's time for a serious family beat down!!!"

Suddenly the shop explodes revealing a tricked out hot pink hover tank in battliod mode, covered in Hello Kitty[sup]tm[/sup] decals.

Dana: "MY TANK!?!"

Meanwhile, in the Sparticus Exia Strike 00.

Annie: "TRANS AM!!!"

And over a certain reserved radio frequency comes a whispered message: "....gumball..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Commandeering Louie's tank, Dana leads the 15th toward Las Vegas.

Dana: "Maia! Sister it's time for a serious family beat down!!!"

Suddenly the shop explodes revealing a tricked out hot pink hover tank in battliod mode, covered in Hello Kitty[sup]tm[/sup] decals.

Dana: "MY TANK!?!"

Meanwhile, in the Sparticus Exia Strike 00.

Annie: "TRANS AM!!!"

And over a certain reserved radio frequency comes a whispered message: "....gumball..."

Followed by Dana being double teamed by her former tank ... and an ambulance.