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taalismn wrote:Haydonite1: "Thought you could come over to the Xovers thread where we're a more serious threat instead of slapstick clay pigeons, did you?"
Haydonite 2: (shattered on floor) "...yezzzzzrrr...essss....."
(Just them KAS-DA bursts in , followed by two ODSTs, and several Landmated Olympus E-SWAT)
KAS-DA: "Haydonite infiltrators detected in the downtown shopping district. Presence confirmed. Haydonites, surrender or be destroyed."
Haydonite1: "NEVER! OUR WAR AGAINST PROTOCULTURE ADDICTS CONTINUES!!!"
(The assembled UEsG troopers open fire)
((*****------------------*****))
Hyadonite1:(falling in pieces next to Haydonite2)"(rizztt)...yeah...itZZZ like...(spark) thizzz...oVVEERPPPP here all t(BLATP) time!"

Well, they at least get taken "seriously". Great mixture by the way.

Hugh Mann: (Pushing a button on a tube containing another android) "Hey Doc! What's this?"

Lang: "NIEN! YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THAT!!!"

GlaDOS: "It is good to see you again, Doctor Lang, you monster..."

Drow Priestess: "Behold! Our Dark Mother! Come to personally preside over our sacrifices! Truly, this day our people attain their true standing, from Underdark to the benighted realms beyond. With the hearts of these sacrifices we salute you oh Lolt-"
#WHAM# **SPLORCH**
Noriko:(puzzled)"Did we just step in something as we came through the Gate? It felt like we stepped in something!"
Drow: (looking at where the Gunbuster has just materialized in the Underdark and landed fatally atop Lolth and the Drow priesthood)"...I think we found somebody new to worship..."

Iron Man: (Doing a hard right bank) "Now, to find those ... WWWWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!!!"



Rick: "MAX!!! I've F.O.D.ed the engine! Bailing out!"

(Later)
Tony Stark: "Okay, Pepper, I gotta admit .....I have NEVER felt this ####ed up before, Not even having my chest blown open...not even that night in Manila..."

SRoss wrote:Hugh Mann: (Pushing a button on a tube containing another android) "Hey Doc! What's this?"

Lang: "NIEN! YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THAT!!!"

GlaDOS: "It is good to see you again, Doctor Lang, you monster..."

taalismn wrote:Drow Priestess: "Behold! Our Dark Mother! Come to personally preside over our sacrifices! Truly, this day our people attain their true standing, from Underdark to the benighted realms beyond. With the hearts of these sacrifices we salute you oh Lolt-"
#WHAM# **SPLORCH**
Noriko:(puzzled)"Did we just step in something as we came through the Gate? It felt like we stepped in something!"
Drow: (looking at where the Gunbuster has just materialized in the Underdark and landed fatally atop Lolth and the Drow priesthood)"...I think we found somebody new to worship..."

SRoss wrote:Iron Man: (Doing a hard right bank) "Now, to find those ... WWWWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!!!"

###SSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCHHHH!!!###

Rick: "MAX!!! I've F.O.D.ed the engine! Bailing out!"

taalismn wrote:(Later)
Tony Stark: "Okay, Pepper, I gotta admit .....I have NEVER felt this ####ed up before, Not even having my chest blown open...not even that night in Manila..."

Vanessa Leeds dressed as a Blood Elf leading Lynn Minmei dressed as a Draenei, and that other celebrity dressed as a Night Elf on leashes.

Here comes Sammy Porter dressed as the Queen of Blades leading Khyron wrapped in tentacles.

Khyron: " "

And here is Kim Young dressed as Revy holding Rico, Konda, and Bron at gun point.

SRoss wrote:

Tokyo 3 Annual Costume Gayla

Vanessa Leeds dressed as a Blood Elf leading Lynn Minmei dressed as a Draenei, and that other celebrity dressed as a Night Elf on leashes.

Here comes Sammy Porter dressed as the Queen of Blades leading Khyron wrapped in tentacles.

Khyron: " "

And here is Kim Young dressed as Revy holding Rico, Konda, and Bron at gun point.

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Tokyo 3 Annual Costume Gayla

Vanessa Leeds dressed as a Blood Elf leading Lynn Minmei dressed as a Draenei, and that other celebrity dressed as a Night Elf on leashes.

Here comes Sammy Porter dressed as the Queen of Blades leading Khyron wrapped in tentacles.

Khyron: " "

And here is Kim Young dressed as Revy holding Rico, Konda, and Bron at gun point.

I have to admit the Vanessa image was inspired by THIS.

GMP Trooper: "Umm ... Mam?"

Nova: "What is it?"

GMP Trooper: "Your daughter, T-ALOS and KAS-DA have arrived."

Nova: "So?"

GMP Trooper: "The three of them came as Rei Ayanami again. They're arguing by the cloakroom."

Nova: (Facepalms)

SRoss wrote:

The Costume Gayla Continued...

GMP Trooper: "Umm ... Mam?"

Nova: "What is it?"

GMP Trooper: "Your daughter, T-ALOS and KAS-DA have arrived."

Nova: "So?"

GMP Trooper: "The three of them came as Rei Ayanami again. They're arguing by the cloakroom."

Nova: (Facepalms)

Rei Hunter: "I thought we'd BURNED all the white plugsuits."
Ranma Hunter: "They came as Rebuild. You know, the black suits?"

Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

SRoss wrote:Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

"Poor guy's passed out in the men's room for some reason."
"...I think we should stop any inquiry right now..."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Tokyo 3 Annual Costume Gayla

Vanessa Leeds dressed as a Blood Elf leading Lynn Minmei dressed as a Draenei, and that other celebrity dressed as a Night Elf on leashes.

Here comes Sammy Porter dressed as the Queen of Blades leading Khyron wrapped in tentacles.

Khyron: " "

And here is Kim Young dressed as Revy holding Rico, Konda, and Bron at gun point.

I have to admit the Vanessa image was inspired by THIS.

SRoss wrote:

The Costume Gayla Continued...

GMP Trooper: "Umm ... Mam?"

Nova: "What is it?"

GMP Trooper: "Your daughter, T-ALOS and KAS-DA have arrived."

Nova: "So?"

GMP Trooper: "The three of them came as Rei Ayanami again. They're arguing by the cloakroom."

Nova: (Facepalms)

Holloween? Dress up party?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

The Costume Gayla Continued...

GMP Trooper: "Umm ... Mam?"

Nova: "What is it?"

GMP Trooper: "Your daughter, T-ALOS and KAS-DA have arrived."

Nova: "So?"

GMP Trooper: "The three of them came as Rei Ayanami again. They're arguing by the cloakroom."

Nova: (Facepalms)

Rei Hunter: "I thought we'd BURNED all the white plugsuits."
Ranma Hunter: "They came as Rebuild. You know, the black suits?"

SRoss wrote:Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

And won't Lisa have something to say about it?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

"Poor guy's passed out in the men's room for some reason."
"...I think we should stop any inquiry right now..."

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

And won't Lisa have something to say about it?

Barsoomian rules, if the commenter is male, it's for Rick to deal with, if the commenter is female, then he has to stand aside and let Lisa fight it out.

SRoss wrote:[q
Barsoomian rules, if the commenter is male, it's for Rick to deal with, if the commenter is female, then he has to stand aside and let Lisa fight it out.

True. In canon Barsoom, VILLIANS threaten women all the time, thus labeling them as villians. As much as John Carter, Gentleman of Virginia, might wish to run through at least one Barsoomian woman, or at least belt her one, for threatening his wife, he doesn't(it is, however, implied however vaguely that Thuvia DOES punch out the woman in question). And there are several reminders that Barsoomian women are just as capable of violence as the men(though ERB, probably for reasons of propriety, never actually shows it beyond the threatening with daggers level, as his male heroes somehow manage to convince the ladies to leave the foe-gutting to the men).

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[q
Barsoomian rules, if the commenter is male, it's for Rick to deal with, if the commenter is female, then he has to stand aside and let Lisa fight it out.

True. In canon Barsoom, VILLIANS threaten women all the time, thus labeling them as villians. As much as John Carter, Gentleman of Virginia, might wish to run through at least one Barsoomian woman, or at least belt her one, for threatening his wife, he doesn't(it is, however, implied however vaguely that Thuvia DOES punch out the woman in question). And there are several reminders that Barsoomian women are just as capable of violence as the men(though ERB, probably for reasons of propriety, never actually shows it beyond the threatening with daggers level, as his male heroes somehow manage to convince the ladies to leave the foe-gutting to the men).

his was a weird series. descriptions of violence was kept to a minimum.. but people had no problem just wandering around buck naked, described in some detail...

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Here we see Rick and Lisa in their Barsoom outfits. Let us just say that Praxian training she received later on went a long way. I'd say more but Rick's got a sword.

"Umm ... J.A.N.I.C.E. I get the plug and socket idea, but shouldn't Louie be the plug?"

And won't Lisa have something to say about it?

Barsoomian rules, if the commenter is male, it's for Rick to deal with, if the commenter is female, then he has to stand aside and let Lisa fight it out.

I thought Janice was tring to make the moves on Rick with Lisa right there, or was it something else?

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[q
Barsoomian rules, if the commenter is male, it's for Rick to deal with, if the commenter is female, then he has to stand aside and let Lisa fight it out.

True. In canon Barsoom, VILLIANS threaten women all the time, thus labeling them as villians. As much as John Carter, Gentleman of Virginia, might wish to run through at least one Barsoomian woman, or at least belt her one, for threatening his wife, he doesn't(it is, however, implied however vaguely that Thuvia DOES punch out the woman in question). And there are several reminders that Barsoomian women are just as capable of violence as the men(though ERB, probably for reasons of propriety, never actually shows it beyond the threatening with daggers level, as his male heroes somehow manage to convince the ladies to leave the foe-gutting to the men).

his was a weird series. descriptions of violence was kept to a minimum.. but people had no problem just wandering around buck naked, described in some detail...

Sorry, the thing with J.A.N.I.C.E. was meant to be a seperate costume commentary, she's still into Louie.

Now entering, the nameless Invid Princesses, dressed as various types of slave girl. They're ranged from Green Orion women to Gorian Kajira, with a few Barbra Eden'esk Harem girls thrown in. They are carrying a Palanquin bearing Lunk dressed as a Persian type Prince. Surely the evy of every man here.

Lunk: (Tied to the Palanquin) "FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE ... GAAAKKK!!!" (An Invid Princess wearing the Slave Leia outfit drops a grape into his open mouth)

Maybe not.

SRoss wrote:Now entering, the nameless Invid Princesses, dressed as various types of slave girl. They're ranged from Green Orion women to Gorian Kajira, with a few Barbra Eden'esk Harem girls thrown in. They are carrying a Palanquin bearing Lunk dressed as a Persian type Prince. Surely the evy of every man here.

Lunk: (Tied to the Palanquin) "FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE ... GAAAKKK!!!" (An Invid Princess wearing the Slave Leia outfit drops a grape into his open mouth)

Maybe not.

Lunk... DAMNED for his "good" luck.

Desdemona Satori-Brown was annoyed. She stood at the top of the grand staircase for Tokyo-3's social event of the season and the only date she could get was...

"UEEF Agent #86! Reporting for date mam!"

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"Inspector Gadget! Isn't it obvious?"

"No."

"Go go Gadget Rocket Skates!" (A pair of roller skates appear under his feet and he immediatly starts to tumble down the stairs.)

(Facepalms) "Maybe T-ALOS or KAS-DA would lend me their pets for the evening?"

"Security here. Eyeball the guy in the tuxedo."
"Hmmmm....certainly stands out in this crowd...Cheesy double-oh-seven cosplay?"
"#Snort#---That IS James Bond. We ran into him a few years ago. Apparently he's STILL trying to infiltrate the UEsG."
"Well, he somehow managed to get through Gateland and into this party!"
"Shall we pull him aside and mail him back to 'M'?"
"No...find out who's running the party card game...there's gotta be one going on...and herd him to it... Let him play with the wolves for awhile. Maybe he'll learn his lesson this time."

Bond found himself strapped to the Black Jack table, above him T-ALOS was adjusting a big laser that was inexplicably built into the ceiling.

Bond: "You don't expect me to talk, do you?"

C.C. Pet: (Absently brushing one of her bunny ears.) "No Mr. Bond, we expect you to die."

SRoss wrote:Bond found himself strapped to the Black Jack table, above him T-ALOS was adjusting a big laser that was inexplicably built into the ceiling.

Bond: "You don't expect me to talk, do you?"

C.C. Pet: (Absently brushing one of her bunny ears.) "No Mr. Bond, we expect you to die."

"Say, isn't that Louie's laser pointer?"
"Oh, so THAT'S what he's calling it now?"
"No, I mean it's the thing he uses to point out things on his presentations. Drives Captain Grant nuts."
"Oh..."

SRoss wrote:Sorry, the thing with J.A.N.I.C.E. was meant to be a seperate costume commentary, she's still into Louie.

Thanks.

SRoss wrote:Now entering, the nameless Invid Princesses, dressed as various types of slave girl. They're ranged from Green Orion women to Gorian Kajira, with a few Barbra Eden'esk Harem girls thrown in. They are carrying a Palanquin bearing Lunk dressed as a Persian type Prince. Surely the evy of every man here.

Lunk: (Tied to the Palanquin) "FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE ... GAAAKKK!!!" (An Invid Princess wearing the Slave Leia outfit drops a grape into his open mouth)

Maybe not.

DhAkael wrote:

SRoss wrote:Now entering, the nameless Invid Princesses, dressed as various types of slave girl. They're ranged from Green Orion women to Gorian Kajira, with a few Barbra Eden'esk Harem girls thrown in. They are carrying a Palanquin bearing Lunk dressed as a Persian type Prince. Surely the evy of every man here.

Lunk: (Tied to the Palanquin) "FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE ... GAAAKKK!!!" (An Invid Princess wearing the Slave Leia outfit drops a grape into his open mouth)

Maybe not.

Lunk... DAMNED for his "good" luck.

SRoss wrote:Desdemona Satori-Brown was annoyed. She stood at the top of the grand staircase for Tokyo-3's social event of the season and the only date she could get was...

"UEEF Agent #86! Reporting for date mam!"

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"Inspector Gadget! Isn't it obvious?"

"No."

"Go go Gadget Rocket Skates!" (A pair of roller skates appear under his feet and he immediatly starts to tumble down the stairs.)

(Facepalms) "Maybe T-ALOS or KAS-DA would lend me their pets for the evening?"

That show brings back memories.

taalismn wrote:"Security here. Eyeball the guy in the tuxedo."
"Hmmmm....certainly stands out in this crowd...Cheesy double-oh-seven cosplay?"
"#Snort#---That IS James Bond. We ran into him a few years ago. Apparently he's STILL trying to infiltrate the UEsG."
"Well, he somehow managed to get through Gateland and into this party!"
"Shall we pull him aside and mail him back to 'M'?"
"No...find out who's running the party card game...there's gotta be one going on...and herd him to it... Let him play with the wolves for awhile. Maybe he'll learn his lesson this time."

Wow. I wonder who could take him on in poker?

SRoss wrote:Bond found himself strapped to the Black Jack table, above him T-ALOS was adjusting a big laser that was inexplicably built into the ceiling.

Bond: "You don't expect me to talk, do you?"

C.C. Pet: (Absently brushing one of her bunny ears.) "No Mr. Bond, we expect you to die."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Bond found himself strapped to the Black Jack table, above him T-ALOS was adjusting a big laser that was inexplicably built into the ceiling.

Bond: "You don't expect me to talk, do you?"

C.C. Pet: (Absently brushing one of her bunny ears.) "No Mr. Bond, we expect you to die."

"Say, isn't that Louie's laser pointer?"
"Oh, so THAT'S what he's calling it now?"
"No, I mean it's the thing he uses to point out things on his presentations. Drives Captain Grant nuts."
"Oh..."

Alpha 11 wrote:[q

taalismn wrote:"Security here. Eyeball the guy in the tuxedo."
"Hmmmm....certainly stands out in this crowd...Cheesy double-oh-seven cosplay?"
"#Snort#---That IS James Bond. We ran into him a few years ago. Apparently he's STILL trying to infiltrate the UEsG."
"Well, he somehow managed to get through Gateland and into this party!"
"Shall we pull him aside and mail him back to 'M'?"
"No...find out who's running the party card game...there's gotta be one going on...and herd him to it... Let him play with the wolves for awhile. Maybe he'll learn his lesson this time."

Wow. I wonder who could take him on in poker?

You need ask?
"Annie? Give the man back his pants."
"Not until I've gone through the pockets."
"And his dress jacket?"
"Likewise."
"And---"
"I'm keeping the wristwatch. HIs bet, his loss."
"At least--"
"Got myself a new car in the bargain too! Just in time, too! I just got my license!"

GMP Robot #1: "Wait! Annie's got her license!?!"

GMP Robot #2: "Wait! Annie's got a Bond car!?!"

GMP Robot #1 & #2: "WE'D LIKE TO TRANSFER OUT OF TRAFFIC DUTY, RIGHT NOW!?!"

FYIL I'm using a slightly older Annie for the UEsG(think the older version from the otherwise wretched Aftermath comics), rather than the stuck-in-amber-agewise version haunting the Blooper thread.

Annie:(behind wheel) "I don't see what the whole deal is...Lunk taught me to drive, I passed the exams, I'm good!"
Hotaru Tomoe:(in shotgun seat) "Just out for a cruise with friends. Mind if I turn on the radio?"
Annie: "Go ahead. Let's see what this baby has for sound!"
###SSSSHHHRRRAAAKKKK###
Annie: "Okay, guess that ain't the radio."
Hotaru:"Nope. Try another button?"
Annie: "Not just yet."
(as they ignore or don't notice the car behind them veer off the road on fire)

Nova Satori-Brown wearily climbed on to her Garland...

"ATTENTION ALL UNITS! ATTENTION ALL UNITS! Hot rodder with a flamethrower reported on the expressway!"

Nova: (Starting her bike) "I'm getting too old for this."

glitterboy2098 wrote:http://inspector97.deviantart.com/art/Annie-Get-Your-Gun-350696912

Yep...that's about right.

Two GMP officers look on as Desdemona Satori-Brown banged her head repeatedly against the wall.

GMP Officer #1: "What's wrong with her?"

GMP Officer #2: "Her mom's in a high-speed chase involving heavy weapons ... and she's missing it."

Hotaru: "...ewww...you know you can change the color of this car with this switch?"
Annie: "...nice...And what about that button underneath?"
Hotaru: "'Plate Change'?"(pushes it)
Annie: "Weird."
(GMP goes blasting by their car at an intersection, siens wailing and flashers blazing)
Annie: "Well, THEY were in a hurry..."
Hotaru: "Wonder where the fire is?"

Hotaru: "What about this button?"

Annie: "DON'T PRESS THAT!!!"



Nova swerves her Garland just in time to avoid hitting Hotaru in her ejector seat.

'Her" ejection seat. Hotaru Tomoe(aka 'Sailor Saturn') is a young GIRL(or here, a young woman). In the UEsG worldlines she got dragooned into an international EMT/rescue worker training camp program and knows the (female) heir to the British Crown(the Crown Princess flies a rescue VTOL with the Ciivil Defense Flying Corps).

this is assumes:
a) it isn't one from a gender-swapped reality
b) there wasn't a sex change involved somewhere (with cloning tech and the other advanced stuff from the various worldlines, wouldn't be hard to see such procedures becoming fairly safe and reliable)

glitterboy2098 wrote:this is assumes:
a) it isn't one from a gender-swapped reality
b) there wasn't a sex change involved somewhere (with cloning tech and the other advanced stuff from the various worldlines, wouldn't be hard to see such procedures becoming fairly safe and reliable)

Nope...original-issue Sailor Scouts.
And Haruka and Michiru's upbringing of her hasn't swung Hotaru that way...

Which raises the frightening prospect of Annie and Hotaru MANHUNTING after high school graduation.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:this is assumes:
a) it isn't one from a gender-swapped reality
b) there wasn't a sex change involved somewhere (with cloning tech and the other advanced stuff from the various worldlines, wouldn't be hard to see such procedures becoming fairly safe and reliable)

Nope...original-issue Sailor Scouts.
And Haruka and Michiru's upbringing of her hasn't swung Hotaru that way...

Oh THAT Hotaru!

taalismn wrote:Which raises the frightening prospect of Annie and Hotaru MANHUNTING after high school graduation.

Corg: "Why do I feel as though someone is walking on my grave!?!"

SRoss wrote:[
Corg: "Why do I feel as though someone is walking on my grave!?!"

Because the Corg in the UEsG timelines is still a bloodthirsty supremacist git last seen fighting off Bugs(Starship Troopers) at an Invid outpost he was effectively exiled to...but he may be behind the power curve, which he may learn if he were to decide to hit the wrong human target for a provocation:

^SHIZZT^
Corg: "...ah...nice weapon..." (staring at the glaive tines on either side of his neck)
Hotaru:(Standing outside Corg's RCB, holding her Silence Glaive that's just punched through the canopy) "Thank you."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[q

taalismn wrote:"Security here. Eyeball the guy in the tuxedo."
"Hmmmm....certainly stands out in this crowd...Cheesy double-oh-seven cosplay?"
"#Snort#---That IS James Bond. We ran into him a few years ago. Apparently he's STILL trying to infiltrate the UEsG."
"Well, he somehow managed to get through Gateland and into this party!"
"Shall we pull him aside and mail him back to 'M'?"
"No...find out who's running the party card game...there's gotta be one going on...and herd him to it... Let him play with the wolves for awhile. Maybe he'll learn his lesson this time."

Wow. I wonder who could take him on in poker?

You need ask?
"Annie? Give the man back his pants."
"Not until I've gone through the pockets."
"And his dress jacket?"
"Likewise."
"And---"
"I'm keeping the wristwatch. HIs bet, his loss."
"At least--"
"Got myself a new car in the bargain too! Just in time, too! I just got my license!"

SRoss wrote:Two GMP officers look on as Desdemona Satori-Brown banged her head repeatedly against the wall.

GMP Officer #1: "What's wrong with her?"

GMP Officer #2: "Her mom's in a high-speed chase involving heavy weapons ... and she's missing it."

SRoss wrote:GMP Robot #1: "Wait! Annie's got her license!?!"

GMP Robot #2: "Wait! Annie's got a Bond car!?!"

GMP Robot #1 & #2: "WE'D LIKE TO TRANSFER OUT OF TRAFFIC DUTY, RIGHT NOW!?!"

taalismn wrote:FYIL I'm using a slightly older Annie for the UEsG(think the older version from the otherwise wretched Aftermath comics), rather than the stuck-in-amber-agewise version haunting the Blooper thread.

Annie:(behind wheel) "I don't see what the whole deal is...Lunk taught me to drive, I passed the exams, I'm good!"
Hotaru Tomoe:(in shotgun seat) "Just out for a cruise with friends. Mind if I turn on the radio?"
Annie: "Go ahead. Let's see what this baby has for sound!"
###SSSSHHHRRRAAAKKKK###
Annie: "Okay, guess that ain't the radio."
Hotaru:"Nope. Try another button?"
Annie: "Not just yet."
(as they ignore or don't notice the car behind them veer off the road on fire)

SRoss wrote:Nova Satori-Brown wearily climbed on to her Garland...

"ATTENTION ALL UNITS! ATTENTION ALL UNITS! Hot rodder with a flamethrower reported on the expressway!"

Nova: (Starting her bike) "I'm getting too old for this."

glitterboy2098 wrote:http://inspector97.deviantart.com/art/Annie-Get-Your-Gun-350696912

Wow.

taalismn wrote:Hotaru: "...ewww...you know you can change the color of this car with this switch?"
Annie: "...nice...And what about that button underneath?"
Hotaru: "'Plate Change'?"(pushes it)
Annie: "Weird."
(GMP goes blasting by their car at an intersection, siens wailing and flashers blazing)
Annie: "Well, THEY were in a hurry..."
Hotaru: "Wonder where the fire is?"

SRoss wrote:Hotaru: "What about this button?"

Annie: "DON'T PRESS THAT!!!"

#WWWOOOOOSSSSHHHH#

Nova swerves her Garland just in time to avoid hitting Hotaru in her ejector seat.

taalismn wrote:'Her" ejection seat. Hotaru Tomoe(aka 'Sailor Saturn') is a young GIRL(or here, a young woman). In the UEsG worldlines she got dragooned into an international EMT/rescue worker training camp program and knows the (female) heir to the British Crown(the Crown Princess flies a rescue VTOL with the Ciivil Defense Flying Corps).

Cool. Interesting.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:this is assumes:
a) it isn't one from a gender-swapped reality
b) there wasn't a sex change involved somewhere (with cloning tech and the other advanced stuff from the various worldlines, wouldn't be hard to see such procedures becoming fairly safe and reliable)

Nope...original-issue Sailor Scouts.
And Haruka and Michiru's upbringing of her hasn't swung Hotaru that way...

Which raises the frightening prospect of Annie and Hotaru MANHUNTING after high school graduation.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:this is assumes:
a) it isn't one from a gender-swapped reality
b) there wasn't a sex change involved somewhere (with cloning tech and the other advanced stuff from the various worldlines, wouldn't be hard to see such procedures becoming fairly safe and reliable)

Nope...original-issue Sailor Scouts.
And Haruka and Michiru's upbringing of her hasn't swung Hotaru that way...

Oh THAT Hotaru!

taalismn wrote:Which raises the frightening prospect of Annie and Hotaru MANHUNTING after high school graduation.

Corg: "Why do I feel as though someone is walking on my grave!?!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Corg: "Why do I feel as though someone is walking on my grave!?!"

Because the Corg in the UEsG timelines is still a bloodthirsty supremacist git last seen fighting off Bugs(Starship Troopers) at an Invid outpost he was effectively exiled to...but he may be behind the power curve, which he may learn if he were to decide to hit the wrong human target for a provocation:

^SHIZZT^
Corg: "...ah...nice weapon..." (staring at the glaive tines on either side of his neck)
Hotaru:(Standing outside Corg's RCB, holding her Silence Glaive that's just punched through the canopy) "Thank you."

More Reasons Corg Really Should Treat Micronians With More Respect(But Is More LIkely to Just Hate Them More):

(as he destroys a city block)"Destroy the humans! Destroy this city and the inferior micronians!!!"
*TAP*TAP*
"What?! Who?!"
###RRRRRRIIIIPPPPPPPPP###
Corg is left blinking as the entire front of his Royal Command Battloid is torn away, leaving him staring directly into the open air and at...
A red Human 'S' sigil on a yellow background on a field of blue on the chest of...
"I beg to disagree with that sentiment."
Corg later(as soon as he was able to string two thoughts together without wincing) added another new hatred to his mental list of dislikes; Kryptonians.
He might have made a friend in that, but the bald human in the cell next to his wouldn't SHUT UP, driving Corg to attempt to strangle the inferior human, or at least beat him to death with his casts, leading to further pain and humiliation at the hands of yet ANOTHER human.

Annie leads a dazed and confused Corg from the wreckage of his Invid Commander Mecha.

Corg: (Mumbling) "She ... had ... Surface to Air Missiles ... in her car... WHO PUTS ANTI ARMOUR SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES IN A SPORTSCAR!!!"

Annie: (To Hotaru) "Well I got my date for graduation, what about you?"

Hotaru smiles leading a tall dark figure by the hand.

Kai: "I am Kai last of the Brunnen G. I have been dead for 2,008 years."

Hotaru: "Oh I'll fix that hot stuff."

More Reasons Corg Really Should Treat Micronians With More Respect(But Is More LIkely to Just Hate Them More):

Corg stared with hatred at the red and gold armored figure hovering over the wreckage of his Royal Command Battloid, one glowing fist pointing directly at him. Obvciously another of the humans' insidious 'Cyclones'. Oh, how the pests kept coming up with new ways to vex him!
Now the human dared MOCK him, addressing him directly.
"I don't know who you are, meatball, but you know how much it costs to re-shingle the penthouse roof you just blasted? That tile pattern was discontinued! I really should do more than just blast your big robot to pieces, but that would be too quick and easy on you. I think I'll let SHIELD have you...they'll probably squeeze you dry, then stick you in a cell with some inbred hick named 'Bubba'. In fact, I'll insist on it. Nighty-night, meatball."
Corg's last thought before he was tazere into unconsciousness was I really HATE humans!

Corg knew he really should continue fighting, but he found himself oddly submissive while tied in the human woman's Golden Lasso. "I should snap your neck like a twig as punishment for the damage you've done today." the dark haired warrior woman said. "But Athena has granted me the wisdom to come up with a better punishment." Corg's last thought as she handed him off to Annie was I really HATE humans!

taalismn wrote:More Reasons Corg Really Should Treat Micronians With More Respect(But Is More LIkely to Just Hate Them More):

(as he destroys a city block)"Destroy the humans! Destroy this city and the inferior micronians!!!"
*TAP*TAP*
"What?! Who?!"
###RRRRRRIIIIPPPPPPPPP###
Corg is left blinking as the entire front of his Royal Command Battloid is torn away, leaving him staring directly into the open air and at...
A red Human 'S' sigil on a yellow background on a field of blue on the chest of...
"I beg to disagree with that sentiment."
Corg later(as soon as he was able to string two thoughts together without wincing) added another new hatred to his mental list of dislikes; Kryptonians.
He might have made a friend in that, but the bald human in the cell next to his wouldn't SHUT UP, driving Corg to attempt to strangle the inferior human, or at least beat him to death with his casts, leading to further pain and humiliation at the hands of yet ANOTHER human.

Getting into DC and Marvel now, nice!

SRoss wrote:Annie leads a dazed and confused Corg from the wreckage of his Invid Commander Mecha.

Corg: (Mumbling) "She ... had ... Surface to Air Missiles ... in her car... WHO PUTS ANTI ARMOUR SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES IN A SPORTSCAR!!!"

Annie: (To Hotaru) "Well I got my date for graduation, what about you?"

Hotaru smiles leading a tall dark figure by the hand.

Kai: "I am Kai last of the Brunnen G. I have been dead for 2,008 years."

Hotaru: "Oh I'll fix that hot stuff."

Interesting date she has.

taalismn wrote:More Reasons Corg Really Should Treat Micronians With More Respect(But Is More LIkely to Just Hate Them More):

Corg stared with hatred at the red and gold armored figure hovering over the wreckage of his Royal Command Battloid, one glowing fist pointing directly at him. Obvciously another of the humans' insidious 'Cyclones'. Oh, how the pests kept coming up with new ways to vex him!
Now the human dared MOCK him, addressing him directly.
"I don't know who you are, meatball, but you know how much it costs to re-shingle the penthouse roof you just blasted? That tile pattern was discontinued! I really should do more than just blast your big robot to pieces, but that would be too quick and easy on you. I think I'll let SHIELD have you...they'll probably squeeze you dry, then stick you in a cell with some inbred hick named 'Bubba'. In fact, I'll insist on it. Nighty-night, meatball."
Corg's last thought before he was tazere into unconsciousness was I really HATE humans!

Can't wait to see Iron Man 3.

SRoss wrote:

More Reasons Corg Really Should Treat Micronians With More Respect(But Is More LIkely to Just Hate Them More):

Corg knew he really should continue fighting, but he found himself oddly submissive while tied in the human woman's Golden Lasso. "I should snap your neck like a twig as punishment for the damage you've done today." the dark haired warrior woman said. "But Athena has granted me the wisdom to come up with a better punishment." Corg's last thought as she handed him off to Annie was I really HATE humans!

Nice!

It's just so hard to properly channel Tony Stark, annoying snarky billionaire genius.....Even if Corg wasn't already a rage-a-holic, Stark would have him murderously foaming mad in minutes....

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Annie leads a dazed and confused Corg from the wreckage of his Invid Commander Mecha.

Corg: (Mumbling) "She ... had ... Surface to Air Missiles ... in her car... WHO PUTS ANTI ARMOUR SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES IN A SPORTSCAR!!!"

Annie: (To Hotaru) "Well I got my date for graduation, what about you?"

Hotaru smiles leading a tall dark figure by the hand.

Kai: "I am Kai last of the Brunnen G. I have been dead for 2,008 years."

Hotaru: "Oh I'll fix that hot stuff."

Interesting date she has.

Undead assassin for the Divine Order, and a Sailor Scout with the powers of Destruction, Death and Rebirth. Sounds like the perfect couple to me.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Annie leads a dazed and confused Corg from the wreckage of his Invid Commander Mecha.

Corg: (Mumbling) "She ... had ... Surface to Air Missiles ... in her car... WHO PUTS ANTI ARMOUR SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES IN A SPORTSCAR!!!"

Annie: (To Hotaru) "Well I got my date for graduation, what about you?"

Hotaru smiles leading a tall dark figure by the hand.

Kai: "I am Kai last of the Brunnen G. I have been dead for 2,008 years."

Hotaru: "Oh I'll fix that hot stuff."

Interesting date she has.

Undead assassin for the Divine Order, and a Sailor Scout with the powers of Destruction, Death and Rebirth. Sounds like the perfect couple to me.

Your right, they are good for each other. Not many would. Though maybe Methos from Highlander might be another one.