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SRoss wrote:Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

SRoss wrote:Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Nurse Ratchet, Mister Corg is back with us AGAIN."
"Shall I schedule a lobotomy?"
"No, if I drink hard enough, I can deal with him."
"No, I mean for the -patient-, Doctor."

In the waiting room...

Corg: (On a gurney, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

Kyle: (Rushing in and pushing Corg off the gurney and climbing on himself) "That's it! I've had enough of Edwards, possession and the BioSanetation Squad!"

Corg: (Face down on the floor, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

taalismn wrote:Nurse: "We performed a lobotomy on Mister Lynn and well, it doesn't seem to have made any difference!"
Doctor: "Schedule him for a hemorrhoidectomy and see what happens."

SRoss wrote:Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

Unfortunately, due to a previously undiscovered allergic reaction between Mentos and Invid blood, Corg would again be in the ER, futily trying to remain in one place, while at the same time desperately seeking to remain hidden from the New Vatican exorcism team responding to a report of a 'spewer'.

SailorCallie wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

As the enema enters into Lynn Kyle, he starts singing "Moon River."

taalismn wrote:"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

taalismn wrote:"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

Jean: "Nurse, the agent from the Vatican is here, bring Mr. Corg please."

Nurse Hugh Mann: (Rolling in a gurney) "Yes Mam!"

Kyle: (On gurney, twitching from Flower of Life poisoning) " "

taalismn wrote:"Aren't stakes through the heart fir VAMPIRES, not demons?"
"Hey. it either kills them for good, or it holds them down long enough for us to drown them in holy water, cut off their heads, and burn the body."
"I was wondering what the chainsaw and flamethrower was for."
"*HHHRRKKKGGG!!!*"

SRoss wrote:Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

SRoss wrote:Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

Nurse: "And NO LOITERING IN THE BLOOD BANK! We're a HOSPITAL, not a VAMPIRE BAR!"
Alucard:"You can always have another blood drive!"

SRoss wrote:Nova suddenly kicks in the door...

Nova: (Cuffing Saras' wrist) "All right you! You're coming with me."

Saras: "What!?! WHY!?!"

Nova: "We at the GMP take going AWOL very seriously! Your file says you're dead, but here you stand."

Alucard: "Perhaps I could expl..."

Nova: "Zip it or I'll bust you for aiding and abetting!"

Nova snaps the other cuff on Kyle's wrist...

Kyle: (Free of the gag, but still suffering from the Flower of Life infusion) "What ... *twitch* ... What is this for!?!"

Nova: (Dragging the two of them to a waiting jeep) "Identity fraud, specifically, impersonating an Invid Prince."

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Why would I willingly impersonate a man known to have a death warrant out on him by several world governments?!"
Nova: "I didn't say you were a SMART identity thief, did I?"

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

Dead.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

Dead.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

Desk Sargent: "I'm getting too old for this..."

Alucard: "I could help you with that."

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Nova: (Banging on the bars with her nightstick) "Quiet down you two! I've got one more!"

Nova uncuffs the figure and pushes him in...

Lector: "Well, hello there."

Guard #4: (Holding up an armoured pet carrier) "What do we do with this one mam?"

Nova: "Just put it in the cell, the little cutie should be safe enough in it's carrier."

After the bars are closed, everyone's attention is drawn to the carrier.

#SNIKT!!!#

The armoured carrier splits open as if made from tin foil.

Rabid Pollinator: "#GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!#"

Kyle: "Ohhhh crap!"

Saras: "Master!"

Lector: "If I live through this, I'm going back to MY universe! This one's nuts!"

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Sorry, not getting it.

glitterboy2098 wrote:funny, anti-matter's properties are basically "same as normal matter, but blows up if it touches normal matter"
remove the blowing up... and you got normal matter.

must have sounded more impressive back when antimatter was still a hypothetical thing..

taalismn wrote:Hmmmm.....Inertron and CAVORITE....the components for some seriously bizarre accidents.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Sorry, not getting it.

Basically, Inertron is similar in properties to anti-matter, except that it can coexisit with regular matter without the mutual destruction. It however prefers not to and unrestrained, will seek out the nearest vacuum (ie; Between Kyle's ears ... err Space). Put simply, if the foundation breaks it will fall up. This can be a problem as with all the enhaced beings they run across, the Tokyo-3 GMP had the entire cell block built out of triple-layered Inertron...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Hmmmm.....Inertron and CAVORITE....the components for some seriously bizarre accidents.

Lisa: (Watching Moriarty's frozen corpse float past the SDF-3's bridge) "That's different."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile as GMP HQ shakes around them...

Guard #1: "Desdemona just locked up Darkside and the Scarlet Sisters for brawling!"

The building rumbles...

Guard #2: "Oh my God! Who's dumb idea was it to build the cell block out of triple-layered Inertron!?!"

Guard #3: "The UEG! They gave Brainiac 5 a blank cheque and tole him to build a cell bloc even HE couldn't escape from!"

Nova: "QUIET!!!"

The rumbling stops.

Nova: "Look at you, did you forget the cells are lined with Promethium?"

Guards: (Relieved) "Oh, yeah..."

Desk Sargent: "OHMYGOD! Did anyone remember to let Brainiac 5 out!?!"

Guards: " "

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*Takes a sip of tea while looking around* Well well well..... I am most DEFINATILY surprised that this humble thread is still going strong.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

DhAkael wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

SRoss wrote:I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

taalismn wrote:

DhAkael wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

Is that sweatdrop I see on the back of your head?

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Neither of which I have watched(I always switch to 'The American Experience' when 'Castle' came on. Bless Public Television! ).

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

SRoss wrote:I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

Shooting his kneecaps off, jamming a pen down crossways down his throat, tossing him in a dumpster, throwing him to the boreworms...

SRoss wrote:Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

SRoss wrote:Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

Desdemona: "I'm demonstrating chokeholds."

taalismn wrote:...that's kinda like swatting a house moth with a Fuel Air Munition.