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Gunbuster did the same stunt, versus a MASSIVE space alien armada.

taalismn wrote:Gunbuster did the same stunt, versus a MASSIVE space alien armada.

Which one? I've seen 2 of them. Sorry, it's just been a while since I've seen them.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Gunbuster did the same stunt, versus a MASSIVE space alien armada.

Which one? I've seen 2 of them. Sorry, it's just been a while since I've seen them.

The first one...when they go out to intercept the alien swam that's just about to invade the solar system, during the battle, Gunbuster briefly wraps itself in a giant black cloak that deflects the aliens' energy beams. Then it's Gunbuster's turn....

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Gunbuster did the same stunt, versus a MASSIVE space alien armada.

Which one? I've seen 2 of them. Sorry, it's just been a while since I've seen them.

The first one...when they go out to intercept the alien swam that's just about to invade the solar system, during the battle, Gunbuster briefly wraps itself in a giant black cloak that deflects the aliens' energy beams. Then it's Gunbuster's turn....

Ah, the black and white movie. Kind of a sad happy ending for them when they final get back to earth.

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Ah, the black and white movie. Kind of a sad happy ending for them when they final get back to earth.

The B&W took me aback too. It was rather jarring, and not entirely successful as a gimmick, but it did help set the series apart as an 'art' anime.
As for the ending? Kind of a tribute to Haldeman's 'Forever War'. After all, you don't know if there's anybody down there(might all be automated)...at least until the 'sequel' series(which I haven't seen, and which I'm already kinda disappointed by from the descriptions...really. using EARTH as a projectile? Somebody's gotta get their priorities right...).

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Ah, the black and white movie. Kind of a sad happy ending for them when they final get back to earth.

The B&W took me aback too. It was rather jarring, and not entirely successful as a gimmick, but it did help set the series apart as an 'art' anime.
As for the ending? Kind of a tribute to Haldeman's 'Forever War'. After all, you don't know if there's anybody down there(might all be automated)...at least until the 'sequel' series(which I haven't seen, and which I'm already kinda disappointed by from the descriptions...really. using EARTH as a projectile? Somebody's gotta get their priorities right...).

I honestly remember liking it. Though you know me, I like basicly everything I see. Don't let anything else cloud your judgment until you see it.

"Uh ... Kim ... Why is Maistroff hanging from the radar dish by his underwear?"

Kim: (Shouldering an M2 Browning) "He called my Striker Unit silly cosplay!!!"

SRoss wrote:"Uh ... Kim ... Why is Maistroff hanging from the radar dish by his underwear?"

Kim: (Shouldering an M2 Browning) "He called my Striker Unit silly cosplay!!!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:http://jokertrick.deviantart.com/art/Macross-Mecha-Girl-VF-1S-55115740
http://jokertrick.deviantart.com/art/Ma ... -122821616

Seen the Gundam ones. These look nice also.

glitterboy2098 wrote:http://jokertrick.deviantart.com/art/Macross-Mecha-Girl-VF-1S-55115740
http://jokertrick.deviantart.com/art/Ma ... -122821616

Mecha Masamune...very nice ....I've seen a good one of Lisa Hayes wearing a VF outfit....

Just read the descrip for Girls und Panzer...
Only in Japan.
And if this is what the girls' schools do for fun and status, what do the boys do?
Artillery jousting? Bomber wrestling?
Or do they go on to go professional as Skycrawlers?

taalismn wrote:Just read the descrip for Girls und Panzer...
Only in Japan.
And if this is what the girls' schools do for fun and status, what do the boys do?
Artillery jousting? Bomber wrestling?
Or do they go on to go professional as Skycrawlers?

One of the write ups I read said that males were only allowed to operate tanks in war. That if they were allowed to do Sensha-Do, the fear was they wouldn't treat it as a sport and it would become war. We're too aggressive I guess.

taalismn wrote:Just read the descrip for Girls und Panzer...
Only in Japan.
And if this is what the girls' schools do for fun and status, what do the boys do?
Artillery jousting? Bomber wrestling?
Or do they go on to go professional as Skycrawlers?

Love the show. Can't wait for it to be dub and come over here.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Just read the descrip for Girls und Panzer...
Only in Japan.
And if this is what the girls' schools do for fun and status, what do the boys do?
Artillery jousting? Bomber wrestling?
Or do they go on to go professional as Skycrawlers?

One of the write ups I read said that males were only allowed to operate tanks in war. That if they were allowed to do Sensha-Do, the fear was they wouldn't treat it as a sport and it would become war. We're too aggressive I guess.

Interesting info. Though I wouldn't be one of those males. I could do it without going to war.

UEsG GMP Sub-Division Branch Officer(Baseline R-Sailor Moon Earth Annex)

“MMMPPPHHHFFFF!!!”
“Oh, damn it, she’s got her leg up again!”
“A little help here? She’s got her feet braced against the doorframe again!”
“*Grunt*squeee!*”
”Watch it! She kicks!”
“Here, just get these plastic ties around her ankles!”
“Humpf! There! You’re right, she IS strong! Now, who or what do we have here?”
“Thanks. This here is a low-level, low-caste yoma. Japan garrison’s been so good at wiping out Beryl’s leftovers, it was decided to save a few for study. What we’re seeing now are random scavengers and remanents from the earlier incursions. This one was bagged trying to steal life energy at an internet cafe. Easy capture.”
“So, taking this dangerous creature down to the labs for some probing?”
The gray-furred bunny-girl yoma in the straitjacket being held between two burly armored GMP guards shook her head frantically, her hair and long ears flopping wildly.
“Yeah. Doc’s really eager to get her hands on this one. Mentioned some procedures she wanted to try out.”
The GMP officer may as well have said vivisection, as the yoma’s eyes bugged above the thick leather gag.
“WWWWMMMPPPPHHFFFFFF!!!!!!!!”
“They’re already considering long term solutions to the yoma.”
The GMP officer might as well have said fricasee.
“UUUmmmmmfffff!!!”
The little puffball tail sticking out of a hole in the back of the restraint garment trembled like a power scrub brush.
“Come on; scientists and their instruments are waiting!”
“OOooffpphhttt!!!”
“Oh, she’s kicking again!”
“I’ll hold the door open.”

Khyron: "Gero! Be sure to secure that hatch! I'm going to bed and I don't want the crazy micronian female to sneak in again."

Gero: (Locking the door to Khyron's quarters) "Yes Lord Khyron."

As Khyron shuts off the lights and starts snoring, Gero pulls out a tiny compact that covers him in a glow revealing:

Sammy: (Wearing a green jumpsuit) "Ok Jerry I'm inside, now what?"

taalismn wrote:"FIRE SOU-"
Reye Coronal Firestormer: "Ah, there you are! Time to get moving! Work to be done! Demons to be slain! Youma to be dusted! Splugorth to be poached! Lessons to be learned! Fun to be had!"
Rei: "Oh no! No, wait! I can't! I have to-!"
Reye: "Nonsense! You're still legally my bondsmaiden and you're still beholding by sworn oath to me. Come along! You can play with your little friends later!"
Rei: "Now just a-"
Reye: "Do I have to Assert Dominance again?"
Rei: "Oh, nononono! That isn't necessary! Really!...I don't have to wear that silly costume again, do i?"
Reye: "You're a FIREDANCER. It goes with the position, and it's a lot less silly than what you're wearing now."
Rei: "It's just a lot LESS..."
Reye: "No more arguing! We must be off! Glory waits for no one!"#GRAB#
Rei: "EEEK!"

Rei: (Wearing her Firedancer outfit) "Ok, how did it go? Oh yeah, one two cha cha cha."

Meanwhile, back at Mission Control...

SRoss: "Hey guy's I got the camera working again!!!"

Rei: "Three four cha cha cha."

SRoss, Taalismn & Alpha 11: " "

Some time later, the Bridge Bunnies arrive to find the three of them laying in pools of their own blood do to catastrophic nose hemorrhage.

BSS trooper pulls his shop vac rifle off his shoulder and switches it to 'wet vac' mode.
"Yeah, perfect for cleaning up crime scenes and ecchi episodes."

taalismn wrote:UEsG GMP Sub-Division Branch Officer(Baseline R-Sailor Moon Earth Annex)

“MMMPPPHHHFFFF!!!”
“Oh, damn it, she’s got her leg up again!”
“A little help here? She’s got her feet braced against the doorframe again!”
“*Grunt*squeee!*”
”Watch it! She kicks!”
“Here, just get these plastic ties around her ankles!”
“Humpf! There! You’re right, she IS strong! Now, who or what do we have here?”
“Thanks. This here is a low-level, low-caste yoma. Japan garrison’s been so good at wiping out Beryl’s leftovers, it was decided to save a few for study. What we’re seeing now are random scavengers and remanents from the earlier incursions. This one was bagged trying to steal life energy at an internet cafe. Easy capture.”
“So, taking this dangerous creature down to the labs for some probing?”
The gray-furred bunny-girl yoma in the straitjacket being held between two burly armored GMP guards shook her head frantically, her hair and long ears flopping wildly.
“Yeah. Doc’s really eager to get her hands on this one. Mentioned some procedures she wanted to try out.”
The GMP officer may as well have said vivisection, as the yoma’s eyes bugged above the thick leather gag.
“WWWWMMMPPPPHHFFFFFF!!!!!!!!”
“They’re already considering long term solutions to the yoma.”
The GMP officer might as well have said fricasee.
“UUUmmmmmfffff!!!”
The little puffball tail sticking out of a hole in the back of the restraint garment trembled like a power scrub brush.
“Come on; scientists and their instruments are waiting!”
“OOooffpphhttt!!!”
“Oh, she’s kicking again!”
“I’ll hold the door open.”

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "Gero! Be sure to secure that hatch! I'm going to bed and I don't want the crazy micronian female to sneak in again."

Gero: (Locking the door to Khyron's quarters) "Yes Lord Khyron."

As Khyron shuts off the lights and starts snoring, Gero pulls out a tiny compact that covers him in a glow revealing:

Sammy: (Wearing a green jumpsuit) "Ok Jerry I'm inside, now what?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"FIRE SOU-"
Reye Coronal Firestormer: "Ah, there you are! Time to get moving! Work to be done! Demons to be slain! Youma to be dusted! Splugorth to be poached! Lessons to be learned! Fun to be had!"
Rei: "Oh no! No, wait! I can't! I have to-!"
Reye: "Nonsense! You're still legally my bondsmaiden and you're still beholding by sworn oath to me. Come along! You can play with your little friends later!"
Rei: "Now just a-"
Reye: "Do I have to Assert Dominance again?"
Rei: "Oh, nononono! That isn't necessary! Really!...I don't have to wear that silly costume again, do i?"
Reye: "You're a FIREDANCER. It goes with the position, and it's a lot less silly than what you're wearing now."
Rei: "It's just a lot LESS..."
Reye: "No more arguing! We must be off! Glory waits for no one!"#GRAB#
Rei: "EEEK!"

Rei: (Wearing her Firedancer outfit) "Ok, how did it go? Oh yeah, one two cha cha cha."

Meanwhile, back at Mission Control...

SRoss: "Hey guy's I got the camera working again!!!"

Rei: "Three four cha cha cha."

SRoss, Taalismn & Alpha 11: " "

Some time later, the Bridge Bunnies arrive to find the three of them laying in pools of their own blood do to catastrophic nose hemorrhage.

Nice!

taalismn wrote:BSS trooper pulls his shop vac rifle off his shoulder and switches it to 'wet vac' mode.
"Yeah, perfect for cleaning up crime scenes and ecchi episodes."

(More) Notable Vehicles of the BioSanitation Battalions:

*M4001T ‘Rat Wagon’ ---Militarized version of an urban waste disposal truck, but fittted out as a covert operations armored personnel carrier. Some say the idea came from out-dimension sources, but the BSB maintains it was an original idea. While the six-wheeled APC retains some trash pickup and compaction capability, this serves primarily as a cover for the hidden inner troop compartment holding a squad of BSB troopers. Other features include heavy armor, solid armored wheels, scanner-shielding, sealable gunports, NBC environmental sealing and protection, radiation shielding, CADS blades on the forward lift-prongs and a pop-up weapons turret. Rat Wagons are the most common BSB vehicle, as they allow the division to move about above-ground largely unseen, keeping their deployments secret(and who really pays attention to garbage trucks?).

*M2205T ‘Custodian’----Ironically, while the standard APC of the BSB is a garbage truck, the standard APC of the ASC is a garbage truck in the BSB. The standard M2200 Janisarry APC is modified by the BSB to feature a garbage tilt-bin where the troop compartment normally is, and a set of lift-prongs on the front. The vehicle is oftem painted in bright stain-shedding paints or in municipal service colors. Sub-variants replace the tilt-bin and dumpster-lift with liquid tanks, street-sweeping gear, and sprayer equipment, or more specialized gear such as turbo-vacs and portable hazardous waste autoclave plasma incinerators. Otherwise, the M2205T retains the weapons and combat capabilities of the Janissary. The M2205T is most commonly found around BSB facilities(garbage dumps. land fills, and waste management depots) doing yardwork, but can be called out to support BSB field operations.

taalismn wrote:(More) Notable Vehicles of the BioSanitation Battalions:

*M4001T ‘Rat Wagon’ ---Militarized version of an urban waste disposal truck, but fittted out as a covert operations armored personnel carrier. Some say the idea came from out-dimension sources, but the BSB maintains it was an original idea. While the six-wheeled APC retains some trash pickup and compaction capability, this serves primarily as a cover for the hidden inner troop compartment holding a squad of BSB troopers. Other features include heavy armor, solid armored wheels, scanner-shielding, sealable gunports, NBC environmental sealing and protection, radiation shielding, CADS blades on the forward lift-prongs and a pop-up weapons turret. Rat Wagons are the most common BSB vehicle, as they allow the division to move about above-ground largely unseen, keeping their deployments secret(and who really pays attention to garbage trucks?).

*M2205T ‘Custodian’----Ironically, while the standard APC of the BSB is a garbage truck, the standard APC of the ASC is a garbage truck in the BSB. The standard M2200 Janisarry APC is modified by the BSB to feature a garbage tilt-bin where the troop compartment normally is, and a set of lift-prongs on the front. The vehicle is oftem painted in bright stain-shedding paints or in municipal service colors. Sub-variants replace the tilt-bin and dumpster-lift with liquid tanks, street-sweeping gear, and sprayer equipment, or more specialized gear such as turbo-vacs and portable hazardous waste autoclave plasma incinerators. Otherwise, the M2205T retains the weapons and combat capabilities of the Janissary. The M2205T is most commonly found around BSB facilities(garbage dumps. land fills, and waste management depots) doing yardwork, but can be called out to support BSB field operations.

Interesting vehicles there.

Yah....and getting those lift-prongs rammed through the side of your car, then having your getaway vehicle lifted up...
Don't. Mess. With. The. Garbagemen.

Related illo:
http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp164/taalismn/Steemkleen_zpsb5cfcd7e.jpg

A BSS trooper responds to a biocrime in progress( copacious amounts of blood shed, potential biohazard, polluters still on the scene, innocents in danger), leveling his vac-rifle todo some serious cleaning up.

taalismn wrote:(More) Notable Vehicles of the BioSanitation Battalions:

*VR-39 X Maidenform --- In the post-Reflex Point era, the BSB found themselves confrounting a major problem. They were dealing with more and more indoor interventions. Their modified ASC Power Armours, while effective were too bulky for this kind of work. Moreover, they were having trouble aquiring spare parts and replacement units. The BSB was facing the danger of "Rust Out" where the Robotech Research Centre came up with a solution. The VR-39 X, originally conceaved as a prototype Shadow Cyclone for covert operations, was shelved do to the Haydonite betrayal. The removal of the Shadow Device allowed for increased speed and payload, and the BSB already liked the black and white colour scheme. The timing was considered prefect a number of Misato clones had just been dumped transfered to the BioSanitation Battalions. These clones were quickly formed into the BioSanitation Urban Tactical Responce squads.

Note: All VR-39 X units are piloted by female officers, usually Misato clones leading to the cyclone getting the unfortunate nickname, the "French Tickler" originated by a certain member of the 15[sup]th[/sup] squad who shall remain nameless.

taalismn wrote:Just read the descrip for Girls und Panzer...
Only in Japan.
And if this is what the girls' schools do for fun and status, what do the boys do?
Artillery jousting? Bomber wrestling?
Or do they go on to go professional as Skycrawlers?

The Motto of the UEDF Tank Corps The few, the proud, the often stepped on.

SRoss wrote:
The Motto of the UEDF Tank Corps The few, the proud, the often stepped on.

Heh. Makes me think of the intro to the Macross VF-X2 video game at about 2:00

camk4evr wrote:

SRoss wrote:
The Motto of the UEDF Tank Corps The few, the proud, the often stepped on.

Heh. Makes me think of the intro to the Macross VF-X2 video game at about 2:00

UEDF Tanker's, about as comfortable as long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(More) Notable Vehicles of the BioSanitation Battalions:

*VR-39 X Maidenform --- In the post-Reflex Point era, the BSB found themselves confrounting a major problem. They were dealing with more and more indoor interventions. Their modified ASC Power Armours, while effective were too bulky for this kind of work. Moreover, they were having trouble aquiring spare parts and replacement units. The BSB was facing the danger of "Rust Out" where the Robotech Research Centre came up with a solution. The VR-39 X, originally conceaved as a prototype Shadow Cyclone for covert operations, was shelved do to the Haydonite betrayal. The removal of the Shadow Device allowed for increased speed and payload, and the BSB already liked the black and white colour scheme. The timing was considered prefect a number of Misato clones had just been dumped transfered to the BioSanitation Battalions. These clones were quickly formed into the BioSanitation Urban Tactical Responce squads.

Note: All VR-39 X units are piloted by female officers, usually Misato clones leading to the cyclone getting the unfortunate nickname, the "French Tickler" originated by a certain member of the 15[sup]th[/sup] squad who shall remain nameless.

Actually this sounds like something the DOMEST (Domestic Operations Military Echelon Taskforce) would use...They're a branch of the GMP(since their duties entail bodyguard work) rather than the TC.
Of course, retraining Misato clones in the art of domestic skills is considered to be a lost cause , at least until somebody in the GMP suggested modifying the Zylonic Mind Probe....

taalismn wrote:Yah....and getting those lift-prongs rammed through the side of your car, then having your getaway vehicle lifted up...
Don't. Mess. With. The. Garbagemen.

taalismn wrote:Related illo:
http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp164/taalismn/Steemkleen_zpsb5cfcd7e.jpg

A BSS trooper responds to a biocrime in progress( copacious amounts of blood shed, potential biohazard, polluters still on the scene, innocents in danger), leveling his vac-rifle todo some serious cleaning up.

Cool picture.

SRoss wrote:

camk4evr wrote:

SRoss wrote:
The Motto of the UEDF Tank Corps The few, the proud, the often stepped on.

Heh. Makes me think of the intro to the Macross VF-X2 video game at about 2:00

UEDF Tanker's, about as comfortable as long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

"We don't like to called 'Door Stops' either."

taalismn wrote:Actually this sounds like something the DOMEST (Domestic Operations Military Echelon Taskforce) would use...They're a branch of the GMP(since their duties entail bodyguard work) rather than the TC.
Of course, retraining Misato clones in the art of domestic skills is considered to be a lost cause , at least until somebody in the GMP suggested modifying the Zylonic Mind Probe....

Oh Lord!!! a bunch of Misato clones in a unit commanded by Roberta and Fabiola!!!

Misato Clone: "I'm telling you, there's something up! They don't just order us in here without telling us what's going on! Something strange is going on, and I don't like it!"
Misato Clone 2: "I agree! This whole thing stinks! I-"
"FREE BEER! RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
Misato Clone 2: "OH! OH! BEER!" (runs to the door)
#GRAB#"EE-"*TASER*RIPTEARCLAMPHUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Misato Clone 1: "Oh no...oh no...ain't going in there, no way...I ain't no lamb to the slaugh-"
"SPEEDING TICKETS PARDONED! SPEEDING TICKET AMNESTY RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
"REALLY? Because I go-Oh shi-"

taalismn wrote:Misato Clone: "I'm telling you, there's something up! They don't just order us in here without telling us what's going on! Something strange is going on, and I don't like it!"
Misato Clone 2: "I agree! This whole thing stinks! I-"
"FREE BEER! RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
Misato Clone 2: "OH! OH! BEER!" (runs to the door)
#GRAB#"EE-"*TASER*RIPTEARCLAMPHUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Misato Clone 1: "Oh no...oh no...ain't going in there, no way...I ain't no lamb to the slaugh-"
"SPEEDING TICKETS PARDONED! SPEEDING TICKET AMNESTY RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
"REALLY? Because I go-Oh shi-"

Fabiola: "Mistress, this is going far quicker then I thought."

Roberta: "Si, It's just a matter of understanding your opponent."

Shinji: "I'm telling you; I'm not making this up! I SWEAR I saw Misato in an apron the other day vacuuming a resicdence and doing it CORRECTLY."
Asuka: "Was that all she was wearing? An apron?"
Shinji: "No, she was quite nicely dressed. Professional maid even."
Asuka: "Were you on drugs at the time? Flower-Dust?"
Shinji: "No, I was rappelling down the side of a residential tower; my penthouse hideaway got discovered. Admittedly I went by the window pretty damn fast, but I know what I saw!"

Nobody expects ... The Stepford Misatos

SRoss wrote:Nobody expects ... The Stepford Misatos

"GIREAT GOD! SHE JUST WALKED BY AN UNCLAIMED BEER!!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! THE END OF THE MEGAVERSE IS NEAR!!!!"

Desdemona: "The GMP brainwashing Misato clones!?! Who could be behind such a plot?"

In a deep dark sub-basement of GMP HQ...

Fredricks: "Excellent work Dr. Zand."

Zand: (Looking back at Gendo, who is trussed up and masked like Hannibal Lector) "Who is the superior intellect now?"

Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

She's NEVER going to live down the "I gave Zor Prime our secret plans as reading material" incident, is she?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

She's NEVER going to live down the "I gave Zor Prime our secret plans as reading material" incident, is she?

Well, until Desdemona joined the force, you know what they were saying around the GMP? There's Telephone, Teletype and tell Satori.

Yeah, but in the UEsG universe, she'd notice ONE thing...
Fredericks is supposed to be dead, seeing as he was kacked back pre-UEsG when SEELE was attempting to sabotage the ASC by smuggling an N2 warhead into Monument City. Leonard even said nice things at memorial, then used the incident to move against Toyko-3 and SEELE in the name of securing the Gates and protecting national security.

"I don't know who you really are, under Fredericks' face, but I'm going to drive this stake through your heart to make sure of it."

(Fredericks from Bloopers, visiting via astral projection) "Well, buddy, you're screwed...."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

camk4evr wrote:

SRoss wrote:
The Motto of the UEDF Tank Corps The few, the proud, the often stepped on.

Heh. Makes me think of the intro to the Macross VF-X2 video game at about 2:00

UEDF Tanker's, about as comfortable as long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

"We don't like to called 'Door Stops' either."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Actually this sounds like something the DOMEST (Domestic Operations Military Echelon Taskforce) would use...They're a branch of the GMP(since their duties entail bodyguard work) rather than the TC.
Of course, retraining Misato clones in the art of domestic skills is considered to be a lost cause , at least until somebody in the GMP suggested modifying the Zylonic Mind Probe....

Oh Lord!!! a bunch of Misato clones in a unit commanded by Roberta and Fabiola!!!

taalismn wrote:Misato Clone: "I'm telling you, there's something up! They don't just order us in here without telling us what's going on! Something strange is going on, and I don't like it!"
Misato Clone 2: "I agree! This whole thing stinks! I-"
"FREE BEER! RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
Misato Clone 2: "OH! OH! BEER!" (runs to the door)
#GRAB#"EE-"*TASER*RIPTEARCLAMPHUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Misato Clone 1: "Oh no...oh no...ain't going in there, no way...I ain't no lamb to the slaugh-"
"SPEEDING TICKETS PARDONED! SPEEDING TICKET AMNESTY RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
"REALLY? Because I go-Oh shi-"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Misato Clone: "I'm telling you, there's something up! They don't just order us in here without telling us what's going on! Something strange is going on, and I don't like it!"
Misato Clone 2: "I agree! This whole thing stinks! I-"
"FREE BEER! RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
Misato Clone 2: "OH! OH! BEER!" (runs to the door)
#GRAB#"EE-"*TASER*RIPTEARCLAMPHUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Misato Clone 1: "Oh no...oh no...ain't going in there, no way...I ain't no lamb to the slaugh-"
"SPEEDING TICKETS PARDONED! SPEEDING TICKET AMNESTY RIGHT THROUGH HERE!"
"REALLY? Because I go-Oh shi-"

Fabiola: "Mistress, this is going far quicker then I thought."

Roberta: "Si, It's just a matter of understanding your opponent."

taalismn wrote:Shinji: "I'm telling you; I'm not making this up! I SWEAR I saw Misato in an apron the other day vacuuming a resicdence and doing it CORRECTLY."
Asuka: "Was that all she was wearing? An apron?"
Shinji: "No, se was quite nicely dressed. Professional maid even."
Asuka: "Were you on drugs at the time? Flower-Dust?"
Shinji: "No, I was rappelling down the side of a residential tower; my penthouse hideaway got discovered. Admittedly I went by the window pretty damn fast, but I know what I saw!"

SRoss wrote:Nobody expects ... The Stepford Misatos

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nobody expects ... The Stepford Misatos

"GIREAT GOD! SHE JUST WALKED BY AN UNCLAIMED BEER!!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! THE END OF THE MEGAVERSE IS NEAR!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Desdemona: "The GMP brainwashing Misato clones!?! Who could be behind such a plot?"

In a deep dark sub-basement of GMP HQ...

Fredricks: "Excellent work Dr. Zand."

Zand: (Looking back at Gendo, who is trussed up and masked like Hannibal Lector) "Who is the superior intellect now?"

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Fredricks: "First the Misato clones, next, Dana Stirling!!!"

Max Sterling: "I have a sudden patriarchal urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."
Shinji Sterling: "Funny, I just got a brotherly urge to rearrange somebody else's teeth."

Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

She's NEVER going to live down the "I gave Zor Prime our secret plans as reading material" incident, is she?

No.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Of course Fredricks wouldn't think of that, being the boss of Nova "I've got the perceptiveness of Lois Lane" Satori.

She's NEVER going to live down the "I gave Zor Prime our secret plans as reading material" incident, is she?

Well, until Desdemona joined the force, you know what they were saying around the GMP? There's Telephone, Teletype and tell Satori.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, but in the UEsG universe, she'd notice ONE thing...
Fredericks is supposed to be dead, seeing as he was kacked back pre-UEsG when SEELE was attempting to sabotage the ASC by smuggling an N2 warhead into Monument City. Leonard even said nice things at memorial, then used the incident to move against Toyko-3 and SEELE in the name of securing the Gates and protecting national security.

"I don't know who you really are, under Fredericks' face, but I'm going to drive this stake through your heart to make sure of it."

(Fredericks from Bloopers, visiting via astral projection) "Well, buddy, you're screwed...."

Yep, he is.

Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

SRoss wrote:Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

Warcraft?

SRoss wrote:Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

Looking interesting.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

Warcraft?

Wow, never seen you ask before. Or its just been so long that I've forgotten.

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

Looking interesting.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Arial: "Scott honey, can my aunt Kerrigan stay in our spare room for awhile?"

Suddenly a Dominion fleet appears over Tokyo 3.

Nova: (Not Satori) "All units tear the city apart, Kerrigan must be found."

Warcraft?

Wow, never seen you ask before. Or its just been so long that I've forgotten.

Starcraft.

See. I don't play video games, so such knowledge is my trivia weakness...but I KNEW there was a mutant turncoat with a name like 'Kerrigan', but had to be certain.

But not to worry, Alpha, I'll be fuzzling you with obscure media references soon enough.

This really calls for a Nova vs Nova match.