"Slimy... yet... satisfying..." (OH GOD! SO WRONG! SO WRONG! It's from a Disney Movie!!!)
"What do you mean 'everyone else has eyes...'!?"
"Hey! Hey you! With the hat! and the shirt! And the face! HEY! Who the @#$% are you!?"
What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Hotrod wrote:I haven't noticed saints getting the bad end of the bargain at all. Sure, a lot of them die in pain and poverty. A lot of jerks die in agony, betrayal, and humiliation, often taking their own lives rather than having to face the consequences of what they've done.
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"What the hell is THAT?!"
-"Coulda been worse...I coulda been assigned to a Metzla..."
-"Quit hogging the hot tub, Sluggo!"
-"Oops." (CRACKADOOM!)
-"Coulda been worse...I coulda been assigned to a Metzla..."
-"Quit hogging the hot tub, Sluggo!"
-"Oops." (CRACKADOOM!)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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cornholioprime
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Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Hey, boys, bet you NEVER thought that 'bald' could look this damned good!"
"One of the really good things about being a BWW......
.....no Body Hair means no money wasted on razors or hairstylists....and even better than that: no 'Dumb Blonde' jokes."
*While walking down the street in Center.....*
Grackle-Tooth Male: "I'd sure like to get me some of that."
B.W.W.: "Men......."
Atorian Female: "I'd sure like to get me some of that."
B.W.W.: "Women..."
(5 Geek Points for the reference)
"One of the really good things about being a BWW......
.....no Body Hair means no money wasted on razors or hairstylists....and even better than that: no 'Dumb Blonde' jokes."
*While walking down the street in Center.....*
Grackle-Tooth Male: "I'd sure like to get me some of that."
B.W.W.: "Men......."
Atorian Female: "I'd sure like to get me some of that."
B.W.W.: "Women..."
(5 Geek Points for the reference)
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Okay...now cue the 'Benny Hill' chase music!"
-"Feels like I'm wearing a cuspidor on my head!"
-"How am I supposed to get a decent tan, Sluggo, if you keep standing in my sun?"
-"Feels like I'm wearing a cuspidor on my head!"
-"How am I supposed to get a decent tan, Sluggo, if you keep standing in my sun?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Oh no, Sluggo, tonight we practice our dance moves for 'Dancing with the Stars'! You don't have legs? Get the Biowizard to give you some! You're not getting out of practice THAT easily!"
-"Sensed one alternate dimension, you've sensed them all."
-"Okay, maybe the honey-dijon perfume was NOT a good idea with Sluggo around..."
-"Mmmmmmm....somebody's grilling something TASTY around here..."
-"Sensed one alternate dimension, you've sensed them all."
-"Okay, maybe the honey-dijon perfume was NOT a good idea with Sluggo around..."
-"Mmmmmmm....somebody's grilling something TASTY around here..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Is that a new kind of oil, slime or are you just happy to see me
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Oops...dropped my blow dryer in the slime bath...Quit thrashing, Sluggo!"
-"AAIIIEEE!! There's a bee under my skinsuit!"
-"GHH!! That's it! QUIT SNAPPING MY ELASTIC SUIT, YOU B####!!"
-"...whhoooohhh...feel oozy...shouldn't have given blood before going out raiding..."
-"AAIIIEEE!! There's a bee under my skinsuit!"
-"GHH!! That's it! QUIT SNAPPING MY ELASTIC SUIT, YOU B####!!"
-"...whhoooohhh...feel oozy...shouldn't have given blood before going out raiding..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"LLLLEEERRROOOYYYYYYYYYYY JJJEEENNNNKKKIINNNNNNNSSSS!!!"
-"Hmmm...is shellback served with RED wine or WHITE wine?"
-"Great...Sluggo's got a cold, I can tell! Now we're ALL going to come down with it!"
-"Hmmm...is shellback served with RED wine or WHITE wine?"
-"Great...Sluggo's got a cold, I can tell! Now we're ALL going to come down with it!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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GaredBattlespike
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
BWW "Good, Evil...I'm the babe with the Net Gun."
BWW "Never mind her, MY outfit tighter!"
BWW "I just LOVE scanning for lifeforms!" *starts singing*
BWW "Great! I finally find a Macy's and some idiot put it through an Apocalypse!"
BWW "Here's the plan: We're gonna swipe barge-boy's credits and hit the shoe store..."
BWW "Never mind her, MY outfit tighter!"
BWW "I just LOVE scanning for lifeforms!" *starts singing*
BWW "Great! I finally find a Macy's and some idiot put it through an Apocalypse!"
BWW "Here's the plan: We're gonna swipe barge-boy's credits and hit the shoe store..."
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Hey, neat! The latest RIFTS book on audio CD!"
-"...Geez...when are they going to get Robotech: UEEF Marines done?! "
-"Why do -I- always have to make the donut run?!"
-"IT'S NOT MY FAAAAUULLLLTTTTT!!!!!!"
-"...Geez...when are they going to get Robotech: UEEF Marines done?! "
-"Why do -I- always have to make the donut run?!"
-"IT'S NOT MY FAAAAUULLLLTTTTT!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:34 pm
- Location: In my NG-X9 Samson Power Armor
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
BWW "Why did become a slaver? Because I like a man in uniform!" *pats her hot slave boy, a former CS Grunt with a 19 PB*
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Really! Do the Sunaj REALLY think they're fooling any of us with that act?"
-"Hmmm...I wonder what Metzla on the half-shell, stuffed with garlic, tastes like?"
-"HEY!!! THAT'S -OUR- PARKING SPACE!!! WHERE'S -YOUR- HANDICAPPED STICKER, HUH?!"
-"Hmmm...I wonder what Metzla on the half-shell, stuffed with garlic, tastes like?"
-"HEY!!! THAT'S -OUR- PARKING SPACE!!! WHERE'S -YOUR- HANDICAPPED STICKER, HUH?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:34 pm
- Location: In my NG-X9 Samson Power Armor
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Here are more BWW funnies:
BWW said to Jerry Springer "I know it's wrong, but I'm in love with my own clone!"
BWW "My favorite thing about slave raids? Keeping the best clothes the slave girls had for myself!"
BWW "I know it's not normal to admit it, but, I think my Sploogie Slaver's kisses are sooooooo HOT!!!" *blushes*
BWW "They may not work, Mr.Slave, but MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"
Thank you, GaredBattlespike
BWW said to Jerry Springer "I know it's wrong, but I'm in love with my own clone!"
BWW "My favorite thing about slave raids? Keeping the best clothes the slave girls had for myself!"
BWW "I know it's not normal to admit it, but, I think my Sploogie Slaver's kisses are sooooooo HOT!!!" *blushes*
BWW "They may not work, Mr.Slave, but MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"
Thank you, GaredBattlespike
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Well, I know WE're going to rejoice much if we have to eat our musicians!"
-"Right, BBW Number THree; just DRENCH yourself in that cheap perfume, and I'm sure anybody without a NOSE can spell us a couple of miles downwind!"
-"Silk or spandex? Boxers or briefs? French cut or low cut? Or maybe just a classic thing?"
-"Right, BBW Number THree; just DRENCH yourself in that cheap perfume, and I'm sure anybody without a NOSE can spell us a couple of miles downwind!"
-"Silk or spandex? Boxers or briefs? French cut or low cut? Or maybe just a classic thing?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:34 pm
- Location: In my NG-X9 Samson Power Armor
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Here's a few more:
BWW "The worst thing about having the floating pervert for a boss? He slimes-up the laundry cauldron and then FLOATS in it!!!!" *points to tye Barge*
BWW "I don't care that it's what 'I won', I don't WANT a 'Free Hot Tub Extravaganza' Slimebag!"
BWW "I never wanted to enslave people, but this outfit was just irresistable!!!"
BWW "OK. So I'm evil. Doesn't mean I have bad fashion sense. After all, the opposite of Good is NOT Evil-It's TACKY!"
BWW "The worst thing about having the floating pervert for a boss? He slimes-up the laundry cauldron and then FLOATS in it!!!!" *points to tye Barge*
BWW "I don't care that it's what 'I won', I don't WANT a 'Free Hot Tub Extravaganza' Slimebag!"
BWW "I never wanted to enslave people, but this outfit was just irresistable!!!"
BWW "OK. So I'm evil. Doesn't mean I have bad fashion sense. After all, the opposite of Good is NOT Evil-It's TACKY!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
-----------------------------
-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48421
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"I wonder how Sluggo likes the scarf I knitted for him?"
-"I HATE 'child-proof' medicine caps!"
-"Why's the Splynn PTA asking to see ME? I don't even HAVE any kids!"
-"I HATE 'child-proof' medicine caps!"
-"Why's the Splynn PTA asking to see ME? I don't even HAVE any kids!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:34 pm
- Location: In my NG-X9 Samson Power Armor
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
More BWW wackiness:
BWW "I just love my newest capture; a Psi-Stalker gal!!!
She is bald and beautiful just like me! Best of all, we share the same clothing sizes!!! We're gonna go to the Dimensional Market and spend ALL the floating idiot's Credits! We deserve a better wardrobe!!!"
BWW with Psi-Stalker slave gal
"We're in LOVE and I'm gonna elope with her, just as soon as we take the rest of the floating freak's Credits!!!"
BWW "We're leaving you, Sluggo! If you value your sad little 'tentacle', you'll keep you big yap shut!!!" *walks in a Rift with Stalker wife-slave*
BWW "Men are like Xitixic: Gross, but make the funniest sounds when you stomp on them!"
BWW "I just love my newest capture; a Psi-Stalker gal!!!
She is bald and beautiful just like me! Best of all, we share the same clothing sizes!!! We're gonna go to the Dimensional Market and spend ALL the floating idiot's Credits! We deserve a better wardrobe!!!"
BWW with Psi-Stalker slave gal
"We're in LOVE and I'm gonna elope with her, just as soon as we take the rest of the floating freak's Credits!!!"
BWW "We're leaving you, Sluggo! If you value your sad little 'tentacle', you'll keep you big yap shut!!!" *walks in a Rift with Stalker wife-slave*
BWW "Men are like Xitixic: Gross, but make the funniest sounds when you stomp on them!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
-----------------------------
-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48421
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Oh gaawwwddddd.........I haaaatttttttteeeee roadrashhhhh!!!!"
-"Note to self; get knee and elbow pads."
-"How the hell did we run out of gas?! It's freakin' powered by MAGIC!!!!!"
-"Note to self; get knee and elbow pads."
-"How the hell did we run out of gas?! It's freakin' powered by MAGIC!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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johnkretzer
- Adventurer
- Posts: 726
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- Comment: Power gaming in Rifts is NOT hard or challenging. If you want to impress people with you power gaming skills try Toon
- Location: New Jersey
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Sigh who let the slugo slaver read the map....they always think a inch is much more than a mile."
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Only fifty more years before I retire...only fifty more years before I retire..."
-"Why am I ALWAYS Sluggo's Secret Santa? Somebody must be rigging the hat..."
-"Com'ON, Sluggo! Pedal to the metal and let's get this baby BURNING SOME ROAD!!!!"
-"Why am I ALWAYS Sluggo's Secret Santa? Somebody must be rigging the hat..."
-"Com'ON, Sluggo! Pedal to the metal and let's get this baby BURNING SOME ROAD!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:34 pm
- Location: In my NG-X9 Samson Power Armor
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
OK. A few more BWW "Thoughts"
BWW "I know that I'm supposed to enslave you, but I'll trade your freedom for telling me what I want to know: Who does your nails?!?! They're sooooo pretty!"
BWW #1 "Our own Comic Strip? A Road trip?!?! Yeah!!! About time we had some real fun! Let's ditch sluggo here and hit the New Lazlo Shoe Emporioum!!! 956 worlds of shoes! Glorious shoes!!!!"
BWW #2 "Road Trip?!?! Great but don't forget to bring the Extra-Dimensional Shoe Rack ! It holds 64 MILLION pairs!!!"
BWW#3 "Road Trip are great! Let's sell sluggo here for spending cash!"
BWW #4 "If I'm going on a road trip, I had BETTER be drawn by Perez! He's soooo dreamy!"
BWW "I know that I'm supposed to enslave you, but I'll trade your freedom for telling me what I want to know: Who does your nails?!?! They're sooooo pretty!"
BWW #1 "Our own Comic Strip? A Road trip?!?! Yeah!!! About time we had some real fun! Let's ditch sluggo here and hit the New Lazlo Shoe Emporioum!!! 956 worlds of shoes! Glorious shoes!!!!"
BWW #2 "Road Trip?!?! Great but don't forget to bring the Extra-Dimensional Shoe Rack ! It holds 64 MILLION pairs!!!"
BWW#3 "Road Trip are great! Let's sell sluggo here for spending cash!"
BWW #4 "If I'm going on a road trip, I had BETTER be drawn by Perez! He's soooo dreamy!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Great. Failed to get my driver's license because I couldn't pass the eye exam...again!"
-"Are we there yet?"
-"Damn it, I hope the next village we raid has a ladies' room! I gotta go bad!"
-"Are we there yet?"
-"Damn it, I hope the next village we raid has a ladies' room! I gotta go bad!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
You want me to do what? I don't need this job that Baddly!
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"WHAT did he just call me???!!!!! Why that little-"
-"I distinctly recall ordering 'Set blasters to 'STUN'"
-"Why's Sluggo always give the backrubs to HER?!? -I- do all the heavy lifting around here!"
-"I distinctly recall ordering 'Set blasters to 'STUN'"
-"Why's Sluggo always give the backrubs to HER?!? -I- do all the heavy lifting around here!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Even more BWW funnies:
BWW #1 "So when are we gonna get this Road Trip started? I just got my new Extra Dimensional Purse in order and I am set to go!"
BWW #2 "On this Road Trip, I call shotgun! Really! I have the WP!"
BWW #3 "This Road Trip is gonna be awesome! I just sold all of my old slaves so I can shop til I drop !!!"
BWW #4 "I can't wait to get going on this Road Trip...Cuz I just sold sluggo!!! No more slimy stuff!!!"
BWW #1 "So when are we gonna get this Road Trip started? I just got my new Extra Dimensional Purse in order and I am set to go!"
BWW #2 "On this Road Trip, I call shotgun! Really! I have the WP!"
BWW #3 "This Road Trip is gonna be awesome! I just sold all of my old slaves so I can shop til I drop !!!"
BWW #4 "I can't wait to get going on this Road Trip...Cuz I just sold sluggo!!! No more slimy stuff!!!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"What, Sluggo? Ty'myy fell down a well? Where?"
-"*ack*...shouldn't have had that second gargoyle-burger before we set out...."
-"If...no, WHEN, I get my hands on whoever's been maxing out my credit cards, I'll---"
-"*ack*...shouldn't have had that second gargoyle-burger before we set out...."
-"If...no, WHEN, I get my hands on whoever's been maxing out my credit cards, I'll---"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn
- Priest
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- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
More BWW:
-"I'mma Chargin' my LAZA!!!"
-"Sluggo, what did we teach you about using the litter box?"
-"I wonder why I can't see anything..."
-"I'mma Chargin' my LAZA!!!"
-"Sluggo, what did we teach you about using the litter box?"
-"I wonder why I can't see anything..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
BWW #1 to BWW#2 hey look at the Slaves butt its just so big, I mean its just so round. She looks like one of those CS guys girlfriends. I mean look she's just so ...
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GaredBattlespike
- Adventurer
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Greetings!
More BWW fun!
BWW "Hey!!! Where's our Road Trip Comic Strip!?!? I wanna be in the Rifter!"
BWW "I just caught a Glitterboy. HE is wearing one of OUR MDC Spandex outfits! I was gonna raise a fuss about it, but I just took a few pictures instead. Now I'll just keep him in line with the pictures, and keep the perfect boyfriend!"
BWW "I just got back from the Dimensional Market! Why the HECK are there NO decent dresses!!! Nothing but spandex, and Pin-Up Girl outfits!!!!"
Good Gaming, GaredBattlespike
More BWW fun!
BWW "Hey!!! Where's our Road Trip Comic Strip!?!? I wanna be in the Rifter!"
BWW "I just caught a Glitterboy. HE is wearing one of OUR MDC Spandex outfits! I was gonna raise a fuss about it, but I just took a few pictures instead. Now I'll just keep him in line with the pictures, and keep the perfect boyfriend!"
BWW "I just got back from the Dimensional Market! Why the HECK are there NO decent dresses!!! Nothing but spandex, and Pin-Up Girl outfits!!!!"
Good Gaming, GaredBattlespike
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
-----------------------------
-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
-----------------------------
-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
who is Joseph Prosek II taking to the annual coalition ball
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
Zardoz wrote:You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Mech-Viper Prime wrote:who is Joseph Prosek II taking to the annual coalition ball
"What am I going to wear to it?"
"Is a thong too dressy?"
"Is he a groper or an ogler?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Blindscout
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- Comment: An armed populace is a safe populace.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
taalismn wrote:Mech-Viper Prime wrote:who is Joseph Prosek II taking to the annual coalition ball
"What am I going to wear to it?"
"Is a thong too dressy?"
"Is he a groper or an ogler?"
He is a BOTH.......and no I will NOT explain how I know that.
Guy_LeDouche wrote:Any experiment of any kind that starts with "hold my beer" should make the property owner immune to frivolous lawsuits.
Mack wrote:Oh, and if the POTUS evey gave me a nuke, I think I'd aim it at Bieber.
_/|,[____],
--...-L-[]IIII[]-
.^._.^.-===-
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"Hey, if Suzzie can bring her big pillow, I get to bring my waterbed! Don't give me that 'we don't have room' %$&^!!!"
"Hey, if Suzzie can bring her big pillow, I get to bring my waterbed! Don't give me that 'we don't have room' %$&^!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"If that damn Sploogie plays, [I like big butts] as a battle song one more time I swear....................."
I let my wife play rifts once....................she shot me in the back of the head with a naruni plasma pistol, gaffa taped a type 4 fusion block to my nether regions, and kicked my ass off the apc travelling at 100 MPH
gimme a break, my pc is a playa, not me.
gimme a break, my pc is a playa, not me.
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"No, Sluggo, NO! YOU -SIGNAL- A LANE CHANGE!!!-SIGNAL-!!! LEFT-TURN-SIGNAL!!!! Who the hell taught you to drive anyways?!!! You blind or something?! No, scratch that, -I'M- blind, and I can still drive better than you!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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The Dark Elf
- Rifter® Contributer
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- Joined: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:04 am
- Comment: "So gentlemen, are you prepared to open your minds and travel to worlds hitherto undreamed of?"
- Location: UK
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"I wonder what 75% of blind warrior women are thinking about?"
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"No WONDER we're lost! You have the map upside down!"
"That's right, call us blind, you bozos. 'Cause we can really see..."
*Sniff*sniff* "Is Sluggy wearing 'Bruit'?"
"That's right, call us blind, you bozos. 'Cause we can really see..."
*Sniff*sniff* "Is Sluggy wearing 'Bruit'?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Mech-Viper Prime
- Palladin
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
they wondering what is happening on As the Coalition turns
Is Lady Prosek going to left Karl for Lord Coake?
What will Karl do?
Will little jojo find true love?
Will Erin Tarn save Karl from a broken heart?
Is Lady Prosek going to left Karl for Lord Coake?
What will Karl do?
Will little jojo find true love?
Will Erin Tarn save Karl from a broken heart?
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
Zardoz wrote:You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
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Zer0 Kay
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
I... SEE you.
You know if we have to travel so damn far why don't we have recliners? You know I've got a new appreciation for Ms. Muffit fraking tuffit.
So... how do you keep your body suit from riding up?
Hey if you think we got it bad with camel toe slimey has the mother of all moose knuckles
Sooooo... who thought it was hot to wear combat boots with these body suits?
BWW1: Your donnor wears combat boots!
BWW2: Yeah... well so does yours.
BWW1: Yeah, that was a pretty dumb insult... who thought that was a good idea anyway?
Sooo because these outfits are so small we have INCREASED damage capacity??? That makes as much sense as a 7 foot tall super athletic hairy biped choosing to live on a forest moon with 3 foot tall super lethargic hairy bipeds... it just doesn't make sense.
You know if we have to travel so damn far why don't we have recliners? You know I've got a new appreciation for Ms. Muffit fraking tuffit.
So... how do you keep your body suit from riding up?
Hey if you think we got it bad with camel toe slimey has the mother of all moose knuckles
Sooooo... who thought it was hot to wear combat boots with these body suits?
BWW1: Your donnor wears combat boots!
BWW2: Yeah... well so does yours.
BWW1: Yeah, that was a pretty dumb insult... who thought that was a good idea anyway?
Sooo because these outfits are so small we have INCREASED damage capacity??? That makes as much sense as a 7 foot tall super athletic hairy biped choosing to live on a forest moon with 3 foot tall super lethargic hairy bipeds... it just doesn't make sense.
you some might think you're a 
but you're cool in book 
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thefirstromeo
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
I hope the slaver braided my hair currently.
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Okay...who keeps stealing my Psi-Colas from the fridge?"
"WHERE'S MY COW!!!???"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, Sluggo, change the damn radio station! How many times do we gotta listen to Country Western's 'Easy-lIstenin' Hits' over and over again...?!"
"WHERE'S MY COW!!!???"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, Sluggo, change the damn radio station! How many times do we gotta listen to Country Western's 'Easy-lIstenin' Hits' over and over again...?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Josh Sinsapaugh
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"I don't care if others think I am fat. I certainly don't see myself as fat..."
~ Josh
~ Josh
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Illendaver
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Someday, somewhere, I will find my prince charming........ And hopefully get a good deal selling him at the market...
*McRipper said so*
Me: So, what all happened last time we played?
Friend: We went back to my place and got ROFL stomped by zombies.
Me: So, what all happened last time we played?
Friend: We went back to my place and got ROFL stomped by zombies.
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"....mmmm....pork rinds...."
"...Rifts World Book Twenty-One: Blind Warrior Women....nice sound..."
"As soon as I figure how to get Sluggo on the hook, we're going fishing!"
"Blind Warrior Women merchandise...as soon as we get the licensing done...*KA-CHING*KA-CHING!*"
"Damn it, I coulda been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!"
"...Rifts World Book Twenty-One: Blind Warrior Women....nice sound..."
"As soon as I figure how to get Sluggo on the hook, we're going fishing!"
"Blind Warrior Women merchandise...as soon as we get the licensing done...*KA-CHING*KA-CHING!*"
"Damn it, I coulda been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Blindscout
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
taalismn wrote:"....mmmm....pork rinds...."
"...Rifts World Book Twenty-One: Blind Warrior Women....nice sound..."
"As soon as I figure how to get Sluggo on the hook, we're going fishing!"
"Blind Warrior Women merchandise...as soon as we get the licensing done...*KA-CHING*KA-CHING!*"
"Damn it, I SHOULDA been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!"
There, fixed it!
Guy_LeDouche wrote:Any experiment of any kind that starts with "hold my beer" should make the property owner immune to frivolous lawsuits.
Mack wrote:Oh, and if the POTUS evey gave me a nuke, I think I'd aim it at Bieber.
_/|,[____],
--...-L-[]IIII[]-
.^._.^.-===-
()_) ()_)-o-)_)
BEEP BEEP Let's go for a ride in the Jeep!
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Is my outfit really appropriate for Palladium Books?
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taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Just three more payments on my skimmer and I am OUT of this damn carpool!"
"What the hey...? Oops. Yep. Forgot to wear underwear again."
"Okay, what was it again I was supposed to get? Eggs, milk, cheese, bread, ...was it pasta or pizza...damn, should have written down the shopping list..."
"What the hey...? Oops. Yep. Forgot to wear underwear again."
"Okay, what was it again I was supposed to get? Eggs, milk, cheese, bread, ...was it pasta or pizza...damn, should have written down the shopping list..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
taalismn wrote:
"Damn it, I coulda been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!
And woulda if Apollo ever finnished that darn piece of art.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Damn...forgot change for the turnpike tollbooths."
"Damn...forgot change for the turnpike TROLLbooths."
"Damn...those Shemarrians are going to mug us and take all our clothes again, aren't they?"
"Damn...forgot change for the turnpike TROLLbooths."
"Damn...those Shemarrians are going to mug us and take all our clothes again, aren't they?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Zer0 Kay wrote:taalismn wrote:
"Damn it, I coulda been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!
And woulda if Apollo ever finnished that darn piece of art.
I'd be quite happy if there was never another Rifter Swimsuit Issue ever again. The Rifter Swimsuit Issues are the RPG book equivalent of that fat unwashed 40-something virginal loser with an "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" t-shirt at the local gaming store. It takes an idea that was neither clever nor sexy to begin with and turns the pathetic up to 11.