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SRoss wrote:"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I had this FIRST!! I'll even show you what's underneath!!!"
Students: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEÈ!!!!!" (Running out of the room in all directions...)
Edwards: "Ookkaayy...that didn't go well...I didn't even take it off yet..."

What post-Rain of Death students can't stand...
Their professors showing up their scars...
"Hell, I got Prof. Ridley's prosthetic foot beat! Wanna see my prosthetic brain?"
"AIIIEEEE!!!"

"Alas, Instructor Kurs..took off all his prosthetics, just to show the kids...forgot himself how extensive they were...completely fell apart in class....couldn't pull himself back together..."

SRoss wrote:"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

"Professor Davros doesn't seem to like our school nurse for some reason."
"No, I said he doesn't like our Doctor for some reason."
"We have a doctor in this school?"
"Doctor. Doctor. Not doctor. "

Arnie100 wrote:"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

Arnie100 wrote:"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

"They're people who, in my experience, take a look at you and tell you you haven't got long to live."
"Sorta like my parents, then."
"N-, well, in your case, yes, like your parents."

Arnie100 wrote:"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

"We have a mascot??"
"IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:"Did it bite you?"
"YES!!!"
"Are your inoculations in order?"
"..ah, no?"
"'fraid we're going to have to put you down, poor chap."

Arnie100 wrote:"But...the MASCOT..."
"We're not worried about IT. We're worried about you spreading the infec --"
"Infection?!"
"Oops. Shouldn't have mentioned that."

Arnie100 wrote:"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

taalismn wrote:"Well, kids, remember those zombie plans I asked you all about? Looks like we're going to have a chance to put them to the test..."
"COOL!"

Arnie100 wrote:"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... In Anime Combat 101...

"Ok class, and what did we learn about attacking a named character carrying an obvious melee weapon?"

Rand: (Still smoking) "It's also a gun..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

"JIHAD! ANARCHY NOW!"
"-short gestation period for radical political activitism, don'cha think?"
"Just get me the firehose..."

Arnie100 wrote:"What about the sticky-foam? You know they won't be able to move..."

taalismn wrote:"Put the napalm away. They're kids. Really really dumb kids, but kids, nevertheless."

Arnie100 wrote:"What about machine guns?? Can we use those?"
"I prefer flame-throwers...FWOOOOSSHHH!!"
"Claymores?! CBUs? MOAB? Come on!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"That mascot...anyone catch it yet?"
"Above you..."
"I'm so gonna get it, aren't I?!"

taalismn wrote:"Got a text message from the school. They're in quarantine lockdown."
"Again?"

SRoss wrote:BSS Commander: (Picking up the phone) "BioSanitation Squad? No sorry, you've got the wrong number!!! Try the Immaculate Marines, or maybe the Sisters of CleRepentant!!! Only they be dumb enough to take a call at that school!!!"

taalismn wrote:Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

Arnie100 wrote:[
"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"

taalismn wrote:Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

"The tuna's trying to eat me!!!"
"I think that's supposed to be the other way around..."
"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[
"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

Only works on pilots.

Arnie100 wrote:"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Save the tuna, kill you, I've got it!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"

Yep, let this be a warning to you Tuna Fish Salad lovers out there.
This is what can happen when The Mayo Goes Bad.

Arnie100 wrote:"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

SRoss wrote:"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

Arnie100 wrote:"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

"Their mistake. They locked us inside a WEAPONS-RICH ENVIRONMENT."

Arnie100 wrote:"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

"WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED IN THERE, GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER TO PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

"Haven't you heard of the School Food Revolution?"
"...I think they were more about advocating HEALTHY foods in schools, not HOMICIDAL foods in schools."

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

I REALLY hate Communist. The guy was a bigot, racist, and murder. So why are people buying his face on t-shirts.

SRoss wrote:[

Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

SRoss wrote:The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

I REALLY hate Communist. The guy was a bigot, racist, and murder. So why are people buying his face on t-shirts.

Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

Who tend to be college drop-outs or greedy capitalists who don't see the irony.

SRoss wrote:The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I'm bring my lunch from home, thank you. Much safer...and at least I'll know what's in it..."

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Sarah: Umm I think the proper response was to separate the head from the bod, then burn them in separate fires and bury the ashes in separate graves... but I might be mistaken....

Alpha 11 wrote: Ok, I googled Gensokyo, and all I was getting was links to a Radio station, or similar things. Is it something else?

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Arnie100 wrote:"Well...at least the lunch crisis is over!!"
"For now...at least...for now..."
"To the cloning chambers, quickly!!"
"Why?"
"We need Edwards and Kyle to clean up the mess!"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Ok, I googled Gensokyo, and all I was getting was links to a Radio station, or similar things. Is it something else?

Gensokyo

More specifically:

Sakuya Izayoi

Remilia Scarlet

and Flandre Scarlet

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Douse them with holy water, stake them, behead them, burn the bodies.

Arnie100 wrote:"Kyle and Edwards should be back any minute now..."
"Mr. Kyle and Mr. Edwards! So good to see you! Back so soon? These are for you!" (Hands Kyle and Edwards a mop and bucket of water)"
Kyle: "This sucks!!"
Edwards: "This wasn't our fault!"