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"Doctor! How good to see you!"
"Annie! You've grown some! Not too old for a peppermint, I hope?"
"No, I'm not! As long as it isn't a jellybaby!"
"Oh, that was a phase."
"Uhmmm...good! Where do you get these? They're quality!"
"Little shop in London, on a street out of phase with everything else. Fascinating place! I should take you there!"
"I'd appreciate it! Now....what have we here?"
"Oh, some old business I'm wrapping up. Care to join me?"
"Oh can I? Can I PLEAAAAZZZEEEE?"
"Your certainly may. Now, where were we? Ah yes...what are we going to do with you wretched little bastards?"
#"...ne-got-i-ate.....?#


It was a VERY bad day to be a Dalek....

"Sir, the Daleks are suing us in the Galactic Court!"

"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT!"

"They are arguing that sicking Annie on them constitutes a War Crime!"

Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

taalismn wrote:Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

The SDF-1 appears near Manhattan Island...

Vanessa: "CAPTAIN! WE'VE BEEN HIT BY AN ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE! ALL ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS ARE OUT!"

Kim: "THERE ARE TWO ZEPPELIN AIRCRAFT CARRIERS APPROACHING WITH NAZI MARKINGS!"

Gloval: "Damn Fascists! They never take us alive! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!"

Sammy: "SIR A GROUP OF VIKINGS RIDING GIANT EAGLES ARE ATTACKING THE NAZIES!!!"

Gloval: (Under his breath) "Thanks for the save Carl."

Macek: "No biggy old friend."

SRoss wrote:[
Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

From the Notes of Victor Lazlo:
On Annie LaBelle(Eldritch Terror)
What is generally not known about Annie LaBelle, Eldritch Terror, is that she can be considered to be a communal alien intelligence; to wit, all dimensional avatars of Annie LaBelle possess the ability to link into, and channel, the full power of LaBelle Entity, in effect becoming, not a mere extension of Her, but Her in full. Generally this ability manifests itself fully shortly after puberty, making Sweet Sixteen VERY interesting for those around her when she attains sexual maturity and begins accessing the full repetoire of her powers. And in an emergency, even prepubsecent Annie LaBelles can call upon a portion of the Entity's power to amplify their already existing abilities. The rumors that Annie LaBelle became, as a result of a poorly shielded mindlinkage with the Invid Regis, may be proven true; already used to being a communal mind, Annie LaBelle simply overpowered the Regis.
In short, wherever you are, and where there's an Annie LaBelle, you're pretty much stuffed.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

Annie: "Oooohhhh...SHINIES!!!"
Dalek and Haydonite: "Uh Oh!"

Annie Entity: "I want to PLAY....."
Dalek: "I. Do. Not. Know. How. But. I. Have. Just. Soiled. Myself."
: Haydonite: "You too?"

taalismn wrote:"Doctor! How good to see you!"
"Annie! You've grown some! Not too old for a peppermint, I hope?"
"No, I'm not! As long as it isn't a jellybaby!"
"Oh, that was a phase."
"Uhmmm...good! Where do you get these? They're quality!"
"Little shop in London, on a street out of phase with everything else. Fascinating place! I should take you there!"
"I'd appreciate it! Now....what have we here?"
"Oh, some old business I'm wrapping up. Care to join me?"
"Oh can I? Can I PLEAAAAZZZEEEE?"
"Your certainly may. Now, where were we? Ah yes...what are we going to do with you wretched little bastards?"
#"...ne-got-i-ate.....?#


It was a VERY bad day to be a Dalek....

SRoss wrote:"Sir, the Daleks are suing us in the Galactic Court!"

"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT!"

"They are arguing that sicking Annie on them constitutes a War Crime!"

taalismn wrote:Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

SRoss wrote:The SDF-1 appears near Manhattan Island...

Vanessa: "CAPTAIN! WE'VE BEEN HIT BY AN ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE! ALL ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS ARE OUT!"

Kim: "THERE ARE TWO ZEPPELIN AIRCRAFT CARRIERS APPROACHING WITH NAZI MARKINGS!"

Gloval: "Damn Fascists! They never take us alive! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!"

Sammy: "SIR A GROUP OF VIKINGS RIDING GIANT EAGLES ARE ATTACKING THE NAZIES!!!"

Gloval: (Under his breath) "Thanks for the save Carl."

Macek: "No biggy old friend."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

From the Notes of Victor Lazlo:
On Annie LaBelle(Eldritch Terror)
What is generally not known about Annie LaBelle, Eldritch Terror, is that she can be considered to be a communal alien intelligence; to wit, all dimensional avatars of Annie LaBelle possess the ability to link into, and channel, the full power of LaBelle Entity, in effect becoming, not a mere extension of Her, but Her in full. Generally this ability manifests itself fully shortly after puberty, making Sweet Sixteen VERY interesting for those around her when she attains sexual maturity and begins accessing the full repetoire of her powers. And in an emergency, even prepubsecent Annie LaBelles can call upon a portion of the Entity's power to amplify their already existing abilities. The rumors that Annie LaBelle became, as a result of a poorly shielded mindlinkage with the Invid Regis, may be proven true; already used to being a communal mind, Annie LaBelle simply overpowered the Regis.
In short, wherever you are, and where there's an Annie LaBelle, you're pretty much stuffed.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bailiff: "And presiding over today's hearing, the Honorable Judge Annie LaBelle-Sheindlin! All rise for the Judge!"
Haydonite Lawyer: (to Dalek client) "I'm going to request a momentary delay of commencement...I'd strongly suggest taking advantage of the delay to start running...flying, if you can....as fast and far away as you can."

Dalek: "EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHUNT!!!"

Annie: "Oooohhhh...SHINIES!!!"
Dalek and Haydonite: "Uh Oh!"

taalismn wrote:Annie Entity: "I want to PLAY....."
Dalek: "I. Do. Not. Know. How. But. I. Have. Just. Soiled. Myself."
: Haydonite: "You too?"

A young woman moves through an old house in which there are several Angel statues. Each time she turns to face one, it seems to have moved closer. Her ruminations are interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Yes, can I help you?"

Courier: "Excuse me, are you Annie LaBelle?"

"Why yes."

Sound of crashing as several Weeping Angels dive out the nearest available windows.

"Crap! Those would have looked good in the garden."

Annie: "I need to start thinking about dimensional-traveling...interesting...a place with cute little blue people called...uhmm...Smurfs! Ooohh...blue people!"

(Meanwhile at Smurf Village)

Papa Smurf: (Suddenly shudders)
Smurfette: "What's wrong, Papa Smurf!?"
Papa Smurf: "I felt a great disturbance...as if something terrible and frightening just found us!"

SRoss wrote:A young woman moves through an old house in which there are several Angel statues. Each time she turns to face one, it seems to have moved closer. Her ruminations are interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Yes, can I help you?"

Courier: "Excuse me, are you Annie LaBelle?"

"Why yes."

Sound of crashing as several Weeping Angels dive out the nearest available windows.

"Crap! Those would have looked good in the garden."

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "I need to start thinking about dimensional-traveling...interesting...a place with cute little blue people called...uhmm...Smurfs! Ooohh...blue people!"

(Meanwhile at Smurf Village)

Papa Smurf: (Suddenly shudders)
Smurfette: "What's wrong, Papa Smurf!?"
Papa Smurf: "I felt a great disturbance...as if something terrible and frightening just found us!"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "I need to start thinking about dimensional-traveling...interesting...a place with cute little blue people called...uhmm...Smurfs! Ooohh...blue people!"

(Meanwhile at Smurf Village)

Papa Smurf: (Suddenly shudders)
Smurfette: "What's wrong, Papa Smurf!?"
Papa Smurf: "I felt a great disturbance...as if something terrible and frightening just found us!"

(Later)

Papa Smurf: "My Children! The end times are upon us!!! Who will join me the hallowed halls!?!"
Smurfs: "We will Papa Smurf! We will!!!"

Gargamel was startled to discover the entire population of the Smurf village floating face down in his caldron the next morning.

Gargamel: "What the --"
Papa Smurf: (Looking up) "There's a force terrible and terriifying coming after us! Hide us!"

(Knock on the door)

Gargamel: "Who is it?"
Annie: "Hello...I'm looking for a place with tiny blue people..."
Papa Smurf: "It's HER!!"
Gargamel: "Heehehe...I think I might have what you're looking for...they're in HERE!" (Opening lid)
Papa Smurf: "GARGAMEL!! You BASTARD!! I'll get you for THIS!!"
Annie: "BLUE PEOPLE! (grabbing the cauldron) Thank you! What a nice old man!"
Gargamel: "I did IT! I'm rid of them!! Waitaminute...I didn't get to eat one!"
Azrael: (Thinking) "This is what I have to deal with everyday."

Annie stops and turns...

Annie: "KITTY!!!"

Azrael: "Oh Crap!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "I need to start thinking about dimensional-traveling...interesting...a place with cute little blue people called...uhmm...Smurfs! Ooohh...blue people!"

(Meanwhile at Smurf Village)

Papa Smurf: (Suddenly shudders)
Smurfette: "What's wrong, Papa Smurf!?"
Papa Smurf: "I felt a great disturbance...as if something terrible and frightening just found us!"

(Later)

Papa Smurf: "My Children! The end times are upon us!!! Who will join me the hallowed halls!?!"
Smurfs: "We will Papa Smurf! We will!!!"

Gargamel was startled to discover the entire population of the Smurf village floating face down in his caldron the next morning.

Arnie100 wrote:Gargamel: "What the --"
Papa Smurf: (Looking up) "There's a force terrible and terriifying coming after us! Hide us!"

(Knock on the door)

Gargamel: "Who is it?"
Annie: "Hello...I'm looking for a place with tiny blue people..."
Papa Smurf: "It's HER!!"
Gargamel: "Heehehe...I think I might have what you're looking for...they're in HERE!" (Opening lid)
Papa Smurf: "GARGAMEL!! You BASTARD!! I'll get you for THIS!!"
Annie: "BLUE PEOPLE! (grabbing the cauldron) Thank you! What a nice old man!"
Gargamel: "I did IT! I'm rid of them!! Waitaminute...I didn't get to eat one!"
Azrael: (Thinking) "This is what I have to deal with everyday."

SRoss wrote:Annie stops and turns...

Annie: "KITTY!!!"

Azrael: "Oh Crap!"

If see like this with Azrael, then Jade (the planet from Gold Digger) better pray she never shows up.

Jade has even scarier things protecting it. or have you forgotten about "The Ancient one", aka Artificer Gina (or maybe madrid.. they still haven't cleared that up yet)

Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

glitterboy2098 wrote:Jade has even scarier things protecting it. or have you forgotten about "The Ancient one", aka Artificer Gina (or maybe madrid.. they still haven't cleared that up yet)

I'm kind of wandering at this point if Gina/Madrid could stop Annie, if the old ones couldn't.

Arnie100 wrote:Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

Arnie100 wrote:Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

The Pony 'verse is making preperations.

Ermagerd! PONIES!

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

The Pony 'verse is making preperations.

Ermagerd! PONIES!

Annie would just love those!

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

The Pony 'verse is making preperations.

Ermagerd! PONIES!

I can't believe they did that.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Good forbid Annie discovers My Little Pony 'verse...

The Pony 'verse is making preperations.

Ermagerd! PONIES!

Annie would just love those!

Very true.

Edwards: "What the hell, flying ponies? What's that their ... OHMYGOD!!!"

Ideas for killing Edwards #425: Arclight by flying ponies.

what, no magical superlaser? aka the "Orbital Friendship Cannon"

I think that is #415.

I could see these ponies as Annie's covert strike force...use them to infiltrate target 'toon 'verse...do some recon, and when the target has dropped their guard, the Ninja Strike Force Ponies ATTACK! C 'mon, who'd expect cute ponies to be the harbingers of doom from an all-powerful child-entity?

Arnie100 wrote:I could see these ponies as Annie's covert strike force...use them to infiltrate target 'toon 'verse...do some recon, and when the target has dropped their guard, the Ninja Strike Force Ponies ATTACK! C 'mon, who'd expect cute ponies to be the harbingers of doom from an all-powerful child-entity?

Tommy: "But, but, Annie's an innocent girl!!! Isn't she!?!"

Annie: "NINJA STRIKE FORCE PONIES ATTACK!!! BRING ME MY CORGY POO!"

Corg: "I knew things were too quiet for me lately."

Scott: "Ninja...PONIES?!"
Lunk: "I don't know where she got them; but DAMN, they're good at what they do!"

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "What the hell, flying ponies? What's that their ... OHMYGOD!!!"

Ideas for killing Edwards #425: Arclight by flying ponies.

glitterboy2098 wrote:what, no magical superlaser? aka the "Orbital Friendship Cannon"

SRoss wrote:I think that is #415.

Was about to say it but SRoss beat me to it.

Arnie100 wrote:I could see these ponies as Annie's covert strike force...use them to infiltrate target 'toon 'verse...do some recon, and when the target has dropped their guard, the Ninja Strike Force Ponies ATTACK! C 'mon, who'd expect cute ponies to be the harbingers of doom from an all-powerful child-entity?

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I could see these ponies as Annie's covert strike force...use them to infiltrate target 'toon 'verse...do some recon, and when the target has dropped their guard, the Ninja Strike Force Ponies ATTACK! C 'mon, who'd expect cute ponies to be the harbingers of doom from an all-powerful child-entity?

Tommy: "But, but, Annie's an innocent girl!!! Isn't she!?!"

Annie: "NINJA STRIKE FORCE PONIES ATTACK!!! BRING ME MY CORGY POO!"

Corg: "I knew things were too quiet for me lately."

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "Ninja...PONIES?!"
Lunk: "I don't know where she got them; but DAMN, they're good at what they do!"

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "Ninja...PONIES?!"
Lunk: "I don't know where she got them; but DAMN, they're good at what they do!"

Invid Scientist: "Umm ... Mother Regess, about the flying pony project ... they seem to have gotten out."

Regess: "How?"

Shock Trooper: "Honest! She said she was just taking them out to get washed!!!"

Cut to the Regess "evolving" the Shock Trooper into a Tribble.

Other Invid: " "

Regess: "Wait...WHO took my ponies!?"
Invid: "This little child...she was wearing a baseball cap...that's all I remember!"
Sera: (Whispering to Ariel) "Annie's done it again!"
Ariel: "Yep...Mom'll never see those ponies ever again."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "Ninja...PONIES?!"
Lunk: "I don't know where she got them; but DAMN, they're good at what they do!"

Invid Scientist: "Umm ... Mother Regess, about the flying pony project ... they seem to have gotten out."

Regess: "How?"

Shock Trooper: "Honest! She said she was just taking them out to get washed!!!"

Cut to the Regess "evolving" the Shock Trooper into a Tribble.

Other Invid: " "

Arnie100 wrote:Regess: "Wait...WHO took my ponies!?"
Invid: "This little child...she was wearing a baseball cap...that's all I remember!"
Sera: (Whispering to Ariel) "Annie's done it again!"
Ariel: "Yep...Mom'll never see those ponies ever again."

...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

taalismn wrote:...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

YOU LEFT US UNSUPERVISED WITH THE KEYS!!!

taalismn wrote:...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

See, its all your fault for going away for a few days.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

YOU LEFT US UNSUPERVISED WITH THE KEYS!!!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

YOU LEFT US UNSUPERVISED WITH THE KEYS!!!

Yeah, well, I only figured you'd play 'catch' with the nitroglycerine bottles, not key up the super hadron collider and tear a hole in reality....

I blame (ahem) Annie...

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

"D'OHHH!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

Crocs. We blame her for crocs.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

Crocs. We blame her for crocs.

Annie: "Oooo I love crocs don't you?" (Opens door to crocodile inclosure)

Meanwhile in Tokyo 3 ... SRoss whips around the corner and fires a shoulder launched missile at the fleeing Haydonite. Halfway through it's flight, the missile becomes Arnie100, slamming into the Haydonite at terminal velocity...

SRoss: (Looking at the launcher) "What the hell!?!"

TAL-OS: "Now Steven, you know what we say when something weird like this happens?"

SRoss & TAL-OS: "IT'S GOOOD THAT ANNIE DID THAT!!!"

Arnie100: (Pained) "It's ... not ... fair ..." (Thud)

Haydonite: "You're ... tel ... tel ... telling me ..."

"A...little...help...PLEASE.."

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

Okay. Try pressing the pressure point on your wrist. It's supposed to help with headaches.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...reads what's been posted while I've been on vacation and start wondering what happened to my nice sane multiverse...

YOU LEFT US UNSUPERVISED WITH THE KEYS!!!

Yeah, well, I only figured you'd play 'catch' with the nitroglycerine bottles, not key up the super hadron collider and tear a hole in reality....

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "D'OHHH!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

Crocs. We blame her for crocs.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:I blame (ahem) Annie...

Annie: (Appearing behind you.) "Blame me for what?"

Crocs. We blame her for crocs.

Annie: "Oooo I love crocs don't you?" (Opens door to crocodile inclosure)

Meanwhile in Tokyo 3 ... SRoss whips around the corner and fires a shoulder launched missile at the fleeing Haydonite. Halfway through it's flight, the missile becomes Arnie100, slamming into the Haydonite at terminal velocity...

SRoss: (Looking at the launcher) "What the hell!?!"

TAL-OS: "Now Steven, you know what we say when something weird like this happens?"

SRoss & TAL-OS: "IT'S GOOOD THAT ANNIE DID THAT!!!"

Arnie100: (Pained) "It's ... not ... fair ..." (Thud)

Haydonite: "You're ... tel ... tel ... telling me ..."

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

Okay. Try pressing the pressure point on your wrist. It's supposed to help with headaches.

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

"I think I'd rather shoot my self. Awww, crap! The gun jammed!! "

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote::eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

"I think I'd rather shoot my self. Awww, crap! The gun jammed!! "

Try using an energy pistol next time...they have fewer moving parts and don't jam.