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glitterboy2098 wrote:(so who was Kyle in that loop?)

glitterboy2098 wrote:(so who was Kyle in that loop?)

taalismn wrote:TimeLoops:

“Okay, this is seriously ####ed up.” Rick Hunter swore uncharacteristically. “Even for OUR lives this is seriously ####ed up.”
Rarely did a TimeLoop carry them into the (supposed) future of their own worldline and hence into unknown territory, but they’d heard enough accounts from other TimeLoopers, even watched several flavors of anime and several life action movies to recognize the signs of so-called ‘Robotech alteverses’. So it didn’t come as TOO much of a surprise that they’d eventually land in one.
The face looking back at him from the rearview mirror of the jeep his group had gotten this TimeLoop showed a leaner, taller, figure than Rick was used to, even though looking directly himself, he still saw his familiar short physique. The fighter next to him was clearly a Veritech, but much blockier and less elegant than the Valkyries Rick was more accustomed to.
“So I get to be ‘Scott Bernard’ this TimeLoop” Rick groaned.
“You think you have it bad, Rick? I may have to put on a dress and perform if we go canon.” Max ‘Yellow Dancer’ Sterling griped as he leaned in over Rick’s shoulder. “And I’m willing to bet Miriya’s an Invid princess this time around.”
“Not taking that bet....and I really hope this mental aspect to this Loop goes away or at least moderates. Lisa’s amnesia is very annoying.” Indeed, finding his wife naked in the ruins and with a swiss-cheesed memory had given Rick some serious heart palpitations.
“I dunno; I think Ben LIKES having all those mechanical skills in his head,” Max shrugged, giving a nod to where Ben ‘Lunk’ Dixon was happily doing something mechanically arcane under the hood of the jeep.
“I beg to differ. Lisa’s complaining about voices in her head...”
“So we know ‘Ariel’ can hear the Invid.”
“The voices are supposed to be FEMALE, right? Remember the anime? She keeps hearing MALE voices.”
“...okay, I don’t remember that....”
“No. Wonder what other differences are going to bite us in the ass.”
“This promises to be one messed up loop.”
“Tell me, brother.”
Just then Claudia Bartley stomped by, dragging young Roy-Rand Fokker sputtering in a headlock, the two complaining about some boneheaded thing Roy had supposedly done. Following in their wake, making unhelpful suggestions, was the precocious and bubbly Min-Mint LyBelle.
“I AM, however, enjoying being older and wiser than Roy this Loop.”
‘See, silver linings.”
“Doesn’t shake the feeling, however, that this TimeLoop is going to suck.”

(Meanwhile)
“Go forth and exterminate the human rebels!” boomed the voice of the Invid Regent, his massive bald visage looming at the center of the Hive.
“With pleasure!’ ‘Chyrorg’ sneered as he piloted his Royal Command Battloid out of the royal complex of Reflex Point.

“You felt that, Max? The cold feeling up the spine?”
“I heard the distant thunder.”
“Yep, this is going to suck seriously.”

“I can only conclude that somebody peed in God’s cornflakes the way this promises to shake out,” Scott Hunter groaned as he contemplated being suddenly thrust into the body and early life of his long-time idol, Admiral Rick Hunter. He wasn’t terribly new to TimeLoops, but he’d heard of them, and had heard that if things really went pear-shaped from the onset of a Loop, it meant that somebody, somewhere, somewhen, had SERIOUSLY screwed up.
“I didn’t figure you for a spiritual person, Scott.” Lancer Sterling leaned in from the door to Scott’s small cabin.
“I’m not, but a situation this messed up almost has me believing.”
“Plus the fact that Marlene’s a bridge officer...”
“Which is giving her fits.”
“...Rook’s helping out there, so she has support right there.”
“Rook’s just as uncomfortable as a bridge officer! And JOHNATHON WOLFFE’s the Captain!”
“Rand’s your commanding officer...”
“Don’t remind me...”
“And we have to spend more time training Lunk in piloting so he doesn’t DIE....”
“And you have to find and avoid getting killed by Sera if and when she shows up.”
“Yep, it’s a good bet she’s a Quadrono.”
“That is seriously messed up.”
“Tell me about it. Somebody has a serious sense of irony here.”
“And speaking of irony....At least Annie’s relatively safe. She knows the songs and dance moves down pat.”
“She learned them from me.”
“Indeed.”
“So, besides that, how do we play this?”
“Take it as it comes until the Loop ends.”
“My upcoming nuptials by combat not withstanding, with what we know about this, should be simpler, no?”
“I have a feeling this whole scenario’s going to suck....”

(meanwhile)
“Capture the Fortress and bring me the Protoculture Matrix! Failure is NOT an option!” commanded the High Commander of the Zentraedi Grand Fleet, her bald head towering in the command center at the heart of the BattleMoon.
“At once!” Corg ‘The Backstabber’ agreed as he begin issuing orders to his flotilla. Soon the strike fleet was on a new course towards the micronian vessel...

Arnie100 wrote:Regess Dana: "This' ll be GOOOD! Especially with all the crap that I've had to put up with lately?!"
Invid Trooper: <<EVERYONE!! RUN!! The Regess has gone BLONDE!!>>

taalismn wrote:Rick Bernard: "Okay...that confirms it....this is one seriously ####ed up Loop....Henri Gloval just tried to betray us to the Invid."
Ben Austin: "Yeah, but he died trying to redeem himself in the end."

SRoss wrote:Regess Dana: "Now my child prepare yourself to be evolved into the next form!"

Invid Scout Velt: (As he evolves into a Tribble) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

taalismn wrote:Rick Bernard: "Okay, I am NOT particularly surprised that Kyle just tried to betray us to the Invid. And I can't set him on fire or else I prove the part about the 'brutality of rhe military'. "
Max Belmont: "Don't worry about it; Minmei just did."
"Okkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy.....that's new...."

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:(so who was Kyle in that loop?)

Either Annie's 'boyfriend' who directed Scott, Rand, and Annie to the deathtrap island, or the bkowhard who afterwards tells them the Resistance isn't welcome...or, more likely, a combination of the two.
Either way, Annie-Minmei takes an IMMEDIATE disliking of this betrayal, and sets him on fire. demonstrating a talent for personal arson.

SRoss wrote:Regess Dana: "Now my child prepare yourself to be evolved into the next form!"

Invid Scout Velt: (As he evolves into a Tribble) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

taalismn wrote:Sera-Parino: "Are these Time Loops always this...messed up?"
Lancer Sterling: "Wouldn't know; we haven't had many. But I hear they can get much worse..."
Sera: "I ...find that hard to believe..."

(in an adjacent universe)
"And the Miss Macross pageant crownee is...HONEY BOO-BOO!!!"
Gloval: "...oh dear god, no...."

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "I'll fix that..."
Announcer: "A terrible tragedy has occured here in Macross City...Honey Boo-Boo will no longer be with us (sniff)...therefore...the new Miss Macross is...SAMMIE PORTER!!"
Minmei:: "DAMMITT!!"
Gloval: "YEESSS!! (pumps fist)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "I'll fix that..."
Announcer: "A terrible tragedy has occured here in Macross City...Honey Boo-Boo will no longer be with us (sniff)...therefore...the new Miss Macross is...SAMMIE PORTER!!"
Minmei:: "DAMMITT!!"
Gloval: "YEESSS!! (pumps fist)

...and Nature corrects itself...

As for the tragedy?
Rift opened up on stage. Honey fell in. Rift closed.
Terrible tragedy.

...


What? You think we'd have something bad and ugly happen to a kid who doesn't know any better?

Arnie100 wrote:[Minmei: "I've been ROBBED!! "

Arnie100 wrote:Annie-Minmei: (With her new loofah Zor-Corg) "Singin' in da bathtub! Rubadubadub!"
Zor-Corg: "This is sooo humiliating!"
Invid Tribble Velt: "I take it you were evolved, too?"
Zor-Corg: "Oh, shut up!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regess Dana: "Now my child prepare yourself to be evolved into the next form!"

Invid Scout Velt: (As he evolves into a Tribble) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

Annie-Minmei: "Thanks for the loofah! She's such a nice lady!"
Invid Scout Velt: <<The Regess' MENTAL!!>>
Annie -Minmei: "My loofah talks! "
Invid Scout Velt: <<Great...she's mental, too!>>

taalismn wrote:Sera-Parino: "Are these Time Loops always this...messed up?"
Lancer Sterling: "Wouldn't know; we haven't had many. But I hear they can get much worse..."
Sera: "I ...find that hard to believe..."

(in an adjacent universe)
"And the Miss Macross pageant crownee is...HONEY BOO-BOO!!!"
Gloval: "...oh dear god, no...."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sera-Parino: "Are these Time Loops always this...messed up?"
Lancer Sterling: "Wouldn't know; we haven't had many. But I hear they can get much worse..."
Sera: "I ...find that hard to believe..."

(in an adjacent universe)
"And the Miss Macross pageant crownee is...HONEY BOO-BOO!!!"
Gloval: "...oh dear god, no...."

Minmei: "I'll fix that..."
Announcer: "A terrible tragedy has occured here in Macross City...Honey Boo-Boo will no longer be with us (sniff)...therefore...the new Miss Macross is...SAMMIE PORTER!!"
Minmei:: "DAMMITT!!"
Gloval: "YEESSS!! (pumps fist)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "I'll fix that..."
Announcer: "A terrible tragedy has occured here in Macross City...Honey Boo-Boo will no longer be with us (sniff)...therefore...the new Miss Macross is...SAMMIE PORTER!!"
Minmei:: "DAMMITT!!"
Gloval: "YEESSS!! (pumps fist)

...and Nature corrects itself...

As for the tragedy?
Rift opened up on stage. Honey fell in. Rift closed.
Terrible tragedy.

...


What? You think we'd have something bad and ugly happen to a kid who doesn't know any better?

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "I'll fix that..."
Announcer: "A terrible tragedy has occured here in Macross City...Honey Boo-Boo will no longer be with us (sniff)...therefore...the new Miss Macross is...SAMMIE PORTER!!"
Minmei:: "DAMMITT!!"
Gloval: "YEESSS!! (pumps fist)

...and Nature corrects itself...

As for the tragedy?
Rift opened up on stage. Honey fell in. Rift closed.
Terrible tragedy.

...


What? You think we'd have something bad and ugly happen to a kid who doesn't know any better?

Minmei: "I've been ROBBED!! "

SRoss wrote:Khyron Breetai: "At last I have some real power."

(Notices he's tied to the bed)

Khyron Breetai: "What the duce!?!"

Sammie Kazianna: (Snapping the whip) "Time to play..."

Khyron Breetai: " "

Arnie100 wrote:Annie-Minmei: (With her new loofah Zor-Corg) "Singin' in da bathtub! Rubadubadub!"
Zor-Corg: "This is sooo humiliating!"
Invid Tribble Velt: "I take it you werw evolved, too?"
Zor-Corg: "Oh, shut up!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie-Minmei: (With her new loofah Zor-Corg) "Singin' in da bathtub! Rubadubadub!"
Zor-Corg: "This is sooo humiliating!"
Invid Tribble Velt: "I take it you were evolved, too?"
Zor-Corg: "Oh, shut up!"

Invid Bath-towel Awareness: "What are you complaining for? I'M THE ONE SHE DRIED HER BUTT CRACK WITH!!!"

SRoss wrote:Q: (Turning to Dr. Lang) "All these years of destroying gadgets, you give him a production VF and THAT, he brings back!!!"

taalismn wrote:(Edwards’ breakout from Tirol)
Edwards: “Hahaahah! You’re coming with me, Minmei! We’re going-”
“She’s not going anywhere with you.”
Edwards: “What-?! Who dares?! What NOW and who the hell do you think you a-BRUCE WILLIS??!!!”
“Why does everybody mistake me for this ‘Bruce Willis’?! I’m John McClaine and, I repeat, you’re not taking that woman anywhere, so just give it up.”
Edwards: ”Oh we are so ####ed. Okay, guys, kill that man!”
Ghost Soldier: “But he’s BRUCE WILLIS! We’re ####ed! He’ll #####ing kill us!”
Edwards:”Yeah, he will, but he’ll kill you first, and that gives me a few extra minutes of life. That’s the way of these things. Benson, find me some innocent to take hostage.”
Benson: “Ah, Minmei’s right here, sir.”
Edwards: “I said INNOCENT. Minmei’s hardly innocent.”
Minmei: “HEY!”
Edwards: “Oh, don’t try to snow me! I know all about ‘Minmei Does Memphis’! “
Minmei: “...stupid cousin getting me drunk...”
Edwards:”Anyways, after you do that, Benson, you go and get your ‘stupid subordinate gets killed by Bruce Willis’ moment out of the way.”
Benson: “Why would I want to do that?!”
Edwards: “Because Bruce Willis ####ing kills people, not take prisoners!”
“Actually I do.”
Edwards: “Since when?!”
“Since parent groups started complaining about the body count.”
Edwards: “A likely story. You really expect us to believe that?”
Benson: “I DO! I DO! I’ll surrender!”
Edwards: “Benson, you traitor! Why would you go over like that so easily?!”
Benson: “Because it might be a one time offer! I don’t want to ####ing die because I missed a ####ing deadline!”
(other Ghosts are also surrendering en masse)
Edwards: “Oh geez.....from triumphant act of villainous betrayal to pathetic surrender. The only thing I can see worse than this is if it was Chuck Norris.”
“Oh, Chuck’s on Optera kicking the Invid in the teeth.”
Edwards: “Invid don’t HAVE teeth.”
“I don’t think Chuck cares.”

Regent: “Oh wow, CHUCK NORRIS! Can I have your autograph?!”
Chuck Norris: “Sure!”
(punches Regent in the face)
#BLAM#/THAK? “...danksh...”*THUD*
Chuck Norris: “You’re welcome.”

Arnie100 wrote:(On Optera)

Regent: "I got my @ss kicked by Chuck Norris...COOL!!"

SRoss wrote:

REFLEX POINT

Corg flies around in his Commander Battloid.

Corg: "DIE! DIE HUMANS! DIE! DIE! HA HA HA HA!!!"

Suddenly Sir Christopher Lee reaches around Corg's seat from behind, pulling his chin back with one hand, with the other, he drives his Fairbairn–Sykes fighting knife into Corg's Adam's Apple.

Corg: "GGGGGRRRRGGG!!!" (*Cool I'm being killed by Sir Christopher Lee!*)

Cut to: Corg's battloid spins into the ground out of control, Sir Christopher Lee emerges from the flaming wreckage, dusts himself off, and set about his work.

Arnie100 wrote:

DOLZA'S BASE

Dolza and the High Command are discussing their latest battle plans when a VF-1S Valkyrie painted in the style of a black and white tuxedo bursts into the control room and opens fire with the GU-11.

Dolza: (Weakly) "Who ARE you?!"
Valkyrie Pilot: (Removing flight helmet) "My name is...BOND, James BOND"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM#

Dolza: "WOOOAAAHHHH..."

SRoss wrote:Q: (Turning to Dr. Lang) "All these years of destroying gadgets, you give him a production VF and THAT, he brings back!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Q: (Turning to Dr. Lang) "All these years of destroying gadgets, you give him a production VF and THAT, he brings back!!!"

Lang: "Probably because it did what it was supposed to do..."
Q:

taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters' FlagShip.
(screaming in the background, and heavy weapons fire, sound of bodies falling all over the place, as the Robotech Masters are running for their lives)
Robotech Master 1: "What in the name of the Protoculture just went wrong!?"
RM2: "Stupid over here called Dame Judith Dench a 'micronian wench'!"
RM3: "I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING SNUBBED BY NOT HAVING A -COOL- MICRONIAN CHAMPION SENT TO OPPOSE US!!!"
(Behind them comes the ever louder cackle of an older woman in full manic rage as she reloads)

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Edwards’ breakout from Tirol)
Edwards: “Hahaahah! You’re coming with me, Minmei! We’re going-”
“She’s not going anywhere with you.”
Edwards: “What-?! Who dares?! What NOW and who the hell do you think you a-BRUCE WILLIS??!!!”
“Why does everybody mistake me for this ‘Bruce Willis’?! I’m John McClaine and, I repeat, you’re not taking that woman anywhere, so just give it up.”
Edwards: ”Oh we are so ####ed. Okay, guys, kill that man!”
Ghost Soldier: “But he’s BRUCE WILLIS! We’re ####ed! He’ll #####ing kill us!”
Edwards:”Yeah, he will, but he’ll kill you first, and that gives me a few extra minutes of life. That’s the way of these things. Benson, find me some innocent to take hostage.”
Benson: “Ah, Minmei’s right here, sir.”
Edwards: “I said INNOCENT. Minmei’s hardly innocent.”
Minmei: “HEY!”
Edwards: “Oh, don’t try to snow me! I know all about ‘Minmei Does Memphis’! “
Minmei: “...stupid cousin getting me drunk...”
Edwards:”Anyways, after you do that, Benson, you go and get your ‘stupid subordinate gets killed by Bruce Willis’ moment out of the way.”
Benson: “Why would I want to do that?!”
Edwards: “Because Bruce Willis ####ing kills people, not take prisoners!”
“Actually I do.”
Edwards: “Since when?!”
“Since parent groups started complaining about the body count.”
Edwards: “A likely story. You really expect us to believe that?”
Benson: “I DO! I DO! I’ll surrender!”
Edwards: “Benson, you traitor! Why would you go over like that so easily?!”
Benson: “Because it might be a one time offer! I don’t want to ####ing die because I missed a ####ing deadline!”
(other Ghosts are also surrendering en masse)
Edwards: “Oh geez.....from triumphant act of villainous betrayal to pathetic surrender. The only thing I can see worse than this is if it was Chuck Norris.”
“Oh, Chuck’s on Optera kicking the Invid in the teeth.”
Edwards: “Invid don’t HAVE teeth.”
“I don’t think Chuck cares.”

Regent: “Oh wow, CHUCK NORRIS! Can I have your autograph?!”
Chuck Norris: “Sure!”
(punches Regent in the face)
#BLAM#/THAK? “...danksh...”*THUD*
Chuck Norris: “You’re welcome.”

SRoss wrote:

CONTINUING TO AUDITION REPLACEMENT MUSES

Science Master: "Elders, I give you the new Muses!"

Joey Ramone: "What are you lookin at, you old @#$%^&*!"

taalismn wrote:"Hi, I;m the new Muse of Science."
"I'm the Muse of Thunder!"
"HULK MUSE OF -ANGER MANAGEMENT-!!!!"
"Did he just say what I thought he said? That sounded ...articulate for him."
"He doth get better, thinketh I."
"You're not Muses....!!!!"
"You think?"
"You're not...well, female..."
"Yeah, well, the ladies just decided to stay home. Boys night out. At least some us. Cap said he'd look around what's left of North America. So, shall we get to the next part?"
"Ah...what part?"
"The part where where we beat the snot out of you for invading Earth...-any-Earth."
"Verily."
"HULK -SMASH-!!!!"
" "

Arnie100 wrote:"And you are? (Pointing at other figure)"
"I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do...isn't very nice..."
SNIKT

Arnie100 wrote:

DOLZA'S BASE

Dolza and the High Command are discussing their latest battle plans when a VF-1S Valkyrie painted in the style of a black and white tuxedo bursts into the control room and opens fire with the GU-11.

Dolza: (Weakly) "Who ARE you?!"
Valkyrie Pilot: (Removing flight helmet) "My name is...BOND, James BOND"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM#

Dolza: "WOOOAAAHHHH..."

SRoss wrote:RM1: "Now who!?!"

"I'm Barney."

"I'm Teddy Ruxbin."

"And I'm Rainbow Brite!"

RMs 2 & 3: "FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! HIT THE DESTRUCT NOW!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

DOLZA'S BASE

Dolza and the High Command are discussing their latest battle plans when a VF-1S Valkyrie painted in the style of a black and white tuxedo bursts into the control room and opens fire with the GU-11.

Dolza: (Weakly) "Who ARE you?!"
Valkyrie Pilot: (Removing flight helmet) "My name is...BOND, James BOND"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM#

Dolza: "WOOOAAAHHHH..."

Hotaru: "Isn't that the guy you took the car from?"

Grownup Annie: (Shrugs) "IDON'TKNOW? I loved the car though. LET'S GO DRIVING!!!"

taalismn wrote:RM1: "And you would be?"
Girl: "We wanna try out for the Muse position!!!"
RM2: "And you are called?"
Girl: "PRETTY CURE!!!"
RM3: "...I'll go set the self-destruct, okay?"

Arnie100 wrote:RM1: "Ho-kay...next please..."
Girl #1: "I'm BLOSSOM!!"
Girl #2: "I'm BUBBLES!!
GIrl #3: "And I'm BUTTERCUP!"
Together: "We're the POWWRPUFF GIRLS!!!"
RM #2: "Shoot me...NOW...Please??"
RM #3: "Who's finding these people!?"

(In adjacent room)

Musica: "Hahahahahaha!!"

SRoss wrote:RM1: "Now who!?!"

"I'm Barney."

"I'm Teddy Ruxbin."

"And I'm Rainbow Brite!"

RMs 2 & 3: "FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! HIT THE DESTRUCT NOW!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

DOLZA'S BASE

Dolza and the High Command are discussing their latest battle plans when a VF-1S Valkyrie painted in the style of a black and white tuxedo bursts into the control room and opens fire with the GU-11.

Dolza: (Weakly) "Who ARE you?!"
Valkyrie Pilot: (Removing flight helmet) "My name is...BOND, James BOND"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM#

Dolza: "WOOOAAAHHHH..."

Hotaru: "Isn't that the guy you took the car from?"

Grownup Annie: (Shrugs) "IDON'TKNOW? I loved the car though. LET'S GO DRIVING!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:RM1: "Now who!?!"

"I'm Barney."

"I'm Teddy Ruxbin."

"And I'm Rainbow Brite!"

RMs 2 & 3: "FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! HIT THE DESTRUCT NOW!!!"

Musica: (Casually tossing the self-destruct switch up and down) "Try and replace US,, hhmmm? We'll just see about that; won't we, girls?"
Allegra and Octavia: (Cackling evilly)

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

DOLZA'S BASE

Dolza and the High Command are discussing their latest battle plans when a VF-1S Valkyrie painted in the style of a black and white tuxedo bursts into the control room and opens fire with the GU-11.

Dolza: (Weakly) "Who ARE you?!"
Valkyrie Pilot: (Removing flight helmet) "My name is...BOND, James BOND"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM#

Dolza: "WOOOAAAHHHH..."

Hotaru: "Isn't that the guy you took the car from?"

Grownup Annie: (Shrugs) "IDON'TKNOW? I loved the car though. LET'S GO DRIVING!!!"

Grownup Annie: "What's this button do?"
Hotaru: "Nononono! Don't push thAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"
Grownup Annie: "What do you know? An eject button! This car's soooo cool!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:RM1: "Now who!?!"

"I'm Barney."

"I'm Teddy Ruxbin."

"And I'm Rainbow Brite!"

RMs 2 & 3: "FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! HIT THE DESTRUCT NOW!!!"

Musica: (Casually tossing the self-destruct switch up and down) "Try and replace US,, hhmmm? We'll just see about that; won't we, girls?"
Allegra and Octavia: (Cackling evilly)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:RM1: "Now who!?!"

"I'm Barney."

"I'm Teddy Ruxbin."

"And I'm Rainbow Brite!"

RMs 2 & 3: "FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! HIT THE DESTRUCT NOW!!!"

Musica: (Casually tossing the self-destruct switch up and down) "Try and replace US,, hhmmm? We'll just see about that; won't we, girls?"
Allegra and Octavia: (Cackling evilly)

Octavia: "Should you be playing with that self-destruct like that?"
Musica: "Nothing's going to happen."#CLICK@
Allegra: (sigh of relief) "You disarmed it!"
Musica: "No....I just moved the scuttling charges where they wouldn't do any damage."

Elsewhere...
The COBRA Flying HQ is falling apart in mid-air, wracked by explosions.
Cobra Commander, his bullet helmet very conducive to ballistics as he has been blown THROUGH several walls of his own command ship, now morosely watches the rapidly disintegrating craft as he himself is helplessly propelled on a ballistic trajectory likely to prove PAINFUL if not immediately fatal.
"That's the last time I accept technological care packages from alien warlords!"

SRoss wrote:Grownup Annie: "I wonder what this button does?"

A net fires out and envelops a startled Shinji Sterling.

Grownup Annie: "Hmmm, this has possibilities."

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

taalismn wrote:Grownup Annie: "And THIS looks interesting."
<<<FHOOOMPF>>>
"AIIIIEEEE!!!!!"
Hotaru: "You just ignited the parking valet."
Growup Annie: "Just as well; the bastard would probably change the seat and radio settings.."

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

Corg: (Shudders as he walks down the street) "I sense a great foreboding..."

Meanwhile...

Grownup Annie: (Rapping on the trunk) "Hey Shinji! You comfortable back there?"

Shinji: "Mmmmph!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

Corg: (Shudders as he walks down the street) "I sense a great foreboding..."

Meanwhile...

Grownup Annie: (Rapping on the trunk) "Hey Shinji! You comfortable back there?"

Shinji: "Mmmmph!"

Corg: "Must get to open water...Yes, I'll be safer there!"

---
Hotaru: "What's this? 'Submersible Mode'?"
Grownup Annie: "Wanna find out?"

taalismn wrote:No, no movie. Just random parking attendant incineration.

Though I also reserve the right to include garage mechanic staff who mess with seat and radio settings after finding NOTHING wrong with a car on a test drive(or just driving the car across their parking lot).

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

Corg: (Shudders as he walks down the street) "I sense a great foreboding..."

Meanwhile...

Grownup Annie: (Rapping on the trunk) "Hey Shinji! You comfortable back there?"

Shinji: "Mmmmph!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

Corg: (Shudders as he walks down the street) "I sense a great foreboding..."

Meanwhile...

Grownup Annie: (Rapping on the trunk) "Hey Shinji! You comfortable back there?"

Shinji: "Mmmmph!"

Corg: "Must get to open water...Yes, I'll be safer there!"
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Hotaru: "What's this? 'Submersible Mode'?"
Grownup Annie: "Wanna find out?"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grownup Annie: "I rename this button MANCATCHER !!

Corg: (Shudders as he walks down the street) "I sense a great foreboding..."

Meanwhile...

Grownup Annie: (Rapping on the trunk) "Hey Shinji! You comfortable back there?"

Shinji: "Mmmmph!"

Corg: "Must get to open water...Yes, I'll be safer there!"

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Hotaru: "What's this? 'Submersible Mode'?"
Grownup Annie: "Wanna find out?"

Grownup Annie: "There you are Corgie-Poo! Trying to swim away from ME?? Let's see what other buttons this car has...ooohhh...let's try this one called torpedoes ..."
Corg: "What's that so -- oh SH1T!!!"
Grownup Annie: "Ooops...I lose more men that way!"
Hotaru:
Shinji: (Still in trunk) "Someone help me!!"

taalismn wrote:"So, 007....how'd you lose the car THIS time?"
"M, I got a decent trade for it, didn't I?"
"Bond, you CANNOT conceal an obvious military JET on the streets like you can a car!"
"Well, then, Q will just have to come up with a transformable car, then!"
"007, Aston-Martins are expensive enough without making them fully transformable...ESPECIALLY given how you go through them!"

Arnie100 wrote:007: "But; M, this jet actually transforms into a robot!"
M: "007, I think you've been working too hard...I think you need a vacation! "