Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

glitterboy2098 · Thu May 10, 2007 3:09 pm

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky. "
-Tolkeen Shifter after summoning a horde of Tectonic Entities..

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world … without you. A world without rules or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. "
Message left on the Voicemail of Emperor Karl Prosek.

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:00 pm

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly...I think Lee Van Cleef ("Angel Eyes") said that...but it might have been Clint at the River Crossing...been a while.

Excellent!! It was Clint at the River Crossing. Good memory!

Stuntman Mike (Kurt Rusell), Grindhouse ("Deathproof")

Dalgard, you're on fire!

+60 Movie Geek Points!

Ridley · Unread post by **Ridley** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:06 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky. "
-Tolkeen Shifter after summoning a horde of Tectonic Entities..

Thats Henry jones Senior

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:06 pm

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky. "

Professor Henry Jones (Sean Connery), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. "
Message left on the Voicemail of Emperor Karl Prosek.

Neo (Keanu Reeves), The Matrix

Keep them coming! I love to see the movie quotes being "Rift"ized.

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:23 pm

"...And these D-Bees
that you spit on
as they try to change our world
are immune to your consultations.
They're quite aware
of what they're going through..."
-Erin Tarn

Lord_Dalgard · Unread post by **Lord_Dalgard** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:24 pm

Chello!

Guy_LeDouche wrote:Dalgard, you're on fire!

+60 Movie Geek Points!

Thank you, I am a movie buff...notice that I got the last 2 Kurt Russell quotes...lol!

Lets see....how about:

A Rogue Scholar to a Headhunter wrote:
"It's hard to imagine what part of your life your life could require that I speak Latin?!!

Oh, and, Guy, you did get teh 50 Movie Geek Points for my last one.

Tony

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:42 pm

Lord_Dalgard wrote:
A Rogue Scholar to a Headhunter wrote:
"It's hard to imagine what part of your life your life could require that I speak Latin?!!

I'd say that's Cutthroat Island, but it's not quite the same.

/Sub

Lord_Dalgard · Unread post by **Lord_Dalgard** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:00 pm

Chello!

+30 to ya, Subbie! Yep, and that's the exact quote...I listened to it before posting!

Tony

Spectre · Unread post by **Spectre** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:17 pm

Guy_LeDouche wrote:Now, a few difficult bonus questions:

5. An unnamed Greot Headhunter: "People lose teeth talking like that. If you want to hang around, you'll be polite." +100 Movie Geek Points!!!

Sam Spade, "The Maltese Falcon". I believe

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:50 pm

Sam Spade, "The Maltese Falcon". I believe

None other!

Specctre, you are 100 Movie Geek Points richer! Don't spend it all in one place!

Spectre · Unread post by **Spectre** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:41 am

Guy_LeDouche wrote:6. Brok Redman: "No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor!" +200 Movie Geek Points

This one has been bugging me all day, I know it's cult. My best guess is Flash Gordon.

Let me try this...

Coalition Death Head Flying near Free Quebec...
BOOOM.
Captain: "What the hell was that. Did something just get blown off my ship. I did not give permission for anything to fall of my ship."
RPA Ace (looking at his radar):" We have a problem."
Captain: "Define Problem."
RPA Ace (staring at GB sigs): "Oh god, oh god were all going to die."
Captain: " This is your captain speaking. We may experience some ground fire and then, well, explode."

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:09 am

This one has been bugging me all day, I know it's cult. My best guess is Flash Gordon.

We have a winner! Its from the jaw-dropping 1980 cult classic "Flash Gordon" ("Flash......AAAAHHHH!") What an awesomely bad movie. :-D

Congratulations, Spectre! +200 Movie Geek Points!!

Spectre · Unread post by **Spectre** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:49 pm

Woo hoo! I thought i remembered it. We had a bad movie night shortly before the Open House and Flash was one of them. So bad it's good.

The Serenity quote was ment to be fun, not hard.

This might be slightly more difficult...

Old Cyber-knight to a juicer wannabe in a bar
"You best pick that vibro-knife up, 'cause son, you gonna need all the help you can get."

Roscoe Del'Tane · Sun May 13, 2007 2:45 am

1) Rogue Scholar spies an orphange that has fallen down, "Oh my God! This is horrible!"

The owner walks around from the back. "You think this is horrible? Try loosing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother!"

2) "So...were you in an accident?" drunk examining a badly mauled man turned into a Full Conversion Borg

Borg sneers at him, "NO! Me father was a blender!"

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon May 14, 2007 8:59 am

"YOU Mudrered him first! He was already dead when I killed him!" hysterical man on trial, pointing at a psycho-killer, after nearly getting away with hiring him.

"Buzz off! There's no way I'd crash this! This is a psi-cola truck!" psi-cola addict driving a truck full of bad batches of psi-cola, after his passenger finds out he can't actually drive.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Tue May 15, 2007 5:19 am

"Now, I don't know who your used to dealing with, but after I rip you're freaking lungs out, I'm gonna slap yer MOTHER with em! Now get the f#$K out of my bar!" Burbs bartender to a CS patroll, shortly before being shot in the face.

Guy_LeDouche · Wed May 16, 2007 11:55 am

All right Roscoe and Apollo. You've stumped me (and apparently everyone else.)

So, cough it up, give us the goods. What are they from?

I'll probably kick myself when I find out.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Wed May 16, 2007 9:52 pm

The Knife Fight and Blender combo are fom Family Guy, Already Dead and Psi-Cola are fom Strage Brew

, and Bar and Lung is from Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel.

Those last two are kind of obscure, so no worries about not getting them.

Oh, and Babey Knife Fight is from Undercover Blues

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:00 pm

Psi-Cola are fom Strage Brew

ARGH!!! Strange Brew!!!! I'm beating my forehead against the wall, ah?

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:08 pm

Unnamed D-Bee addressing a lone CS trooper in the 'Burbs: "You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a CS grunt standing in the middle of the Burbs wearing a sign that says "I hate D-Bees" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking." +25 Movie Geek Points

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:45 pm

Guy_LeDouche wrote:Unnamed D-Bee addressing a lone CS trooper in the 'Burbs: "You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a CS grunt standing in the middle of the Burbs wearing a sign that says "I hate D-Bees" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking." +25 Movie Geek Points

Die hard 3, Samuel L. Jackson to Bruce Willis.

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:53 am

Congrats Nxla666! Here are your 25 Movie Geek Points.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:41 pm

Guy_LeDouche wrote::D

Congrats Nxla666! Here are you 25 Movie Geek Points.

Thanks and I shall add them to my pile.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Sun May 20, 2007 1:54 am

Two mercs are sitting in a bar swapping tales, while watching their rich friend strike out with the ladies.

Catherine: The man has a lot to learn. He's got to woo her.
Joe: Pfft. That never works.
Catherine: Of course it does.
Joe: Believe me, I've tried woo-ing women.
Catherine: Well maybe you're not doing it right.
Joe: I do it the same way everybody does it. You go: Wooooooo! Woooooooooo! Then you follow for six blocks and they pretend to ignore you.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon May 21, 2007 2:13 am

The lone surviving pair of surviving CS Search and Destroy Troopers finish blasting the ba-jeesis out of a rampaging D-Bee that slaughtered their entire squad.
Trooper One: Is it dead?
Trooper Two: Not sure. Get real close and nudge it with your gun. If it springs up and eats you, it ain't dead. While you do that, I gotta radio back to base and get us some transport and medics.
Trooper Ones scratches his head: Could I just throw an empty E-Clip at it?

MrMom · Unread post by **MrMom** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:26 am

CS Trooper to D-Bee kidnapper: *Whispers* Now you listen to me anything happens to that boy anything at all Your falut, My falut, Nobodys falut. I'm gonna blow your head clean off.

John Wayne: Big Jake

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon May 21, 2007 10:19 pm

RPA "Fly-Boy" Ace Pilot, on his latest daring escape: "Like I told my last ex-wife, I never fly faster than I can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes."

Guy_LeDouche · Tue May 22, 2007 12:45 pm

RPA "Fly-Boy" Ace Pilot, on his latest daring escape: "Like I told my last ex-wife, I never fly faster than I can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes."

None other than the one and only Jack Burton, "Big Trouble in Little China". One of the best movies ever!

Roscoe Del'Tane · Tue May 22, 2007 6:38 pm

Correct Guy! + 25 geek points. The only movie I've ever seen, where the leading man is the sidekick...

Lord_Dalgard · Wed May 23, 2007 12:03 pm

Chello!

Here's an easy +10 Geek Movie points:

A conversation btween an Altara and a captured Cyber-Knight wrote:
Altara: "What are you looking at, slave?"

Cyber Knight: "Your leg. I'd like to break it."

JTwig · Unread post by **JTwig** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:22 pm

Lord_Dalgard wrote:Chello!

Here's an easy +10 Geek Movie points:

A conversation btween an Altara and a captured Cyber-Knight wrote:
Altara: "What are you looking at, slave?"

Cyber Knight: "Your leg. I'd like to break it."

Willow of course, directed by Ope.

Lord_Dalgard · Unread post by **Lord_Dalgard** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:49 pm

Yep....10 pts it is.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Fri May 25, 2007 11:11 pm

Just before the Siege on Tolkien, a Cyber-Knight looks off into the distance. HE turns to his friends, and says, "Can you feel it? A storm is coming!" before flicking his ponytail over his shoulder and striding off.

MrMom · Unread post by **MrMom** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:02 pm

CS Ambassador to all other Ambassadors "We may have to be neighbors but i dont have to be neighborly"

cornholioprime · Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 pm

"That's not a War face!! Show me your War Face!!"

-Federation Drill Instructor, trying to get facial expressions out a Worm Wraith recruit

"You eyeballin' me, boy?!?"

-Unnamed Splugorth Elder, addressing a younger Splynncryth

GreenGhost · Unread post by **GreenGhost** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:21 am

Lucky wrote:"I dont want no teenage queen, I just want my C-14!"

- CS recruit running cadence

Roscoe Del'Tane · Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:36 pm

here's one I bet that nobody, EVER gets.

Crotchety old Wilderness Scout, "Listen."
Rich Young Fool, "What is it?"
COWS, "Can't you hear them?"
RYF, "No. I hear nothing."
COWS, frustratedly, "Can't ye hear them keeping still?"

One Thousand Points for whoever gets this. Bring it on, Bwahahahahaha! :demon:

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:54 am

Blasts from the Past!

Guy_LeDouche wrote:2. Louie Light Fingers, a kleptomaniac Crazy, getting caught stealing a candy bar: "Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar."
Louie: The nougat?" +25 Movie Geek Points

Ooh.. ohh. Cabin Fever. I just saw this one a while back so it stuck with me.

My hat is off to anyone who gets this one:
7. Ajax the Great, professional Juicer Gladiator, on his former manager:"He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net." +300 Movie Geek Points

Hahhhhaaa Jesus Christ... Vampire Hunter.. :lol:

Here's one:
After finding herself Rifted deep into Mexico, Erin Tarn and her companions manage to find a cave that is uninhabited. As they bed down for the night, Erin turns to each person who is taking a watch and says, "Whatever you do. Don't. Fall. Asleep."

Lord_Dalgard · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:05 am

Chello!

the_robot wrote:
Aliens. Private Hudson to Carter Burke after their first encounter with the Xenomorphs, if I'm not mistaken.

How about...

"I like to keep this handy...for close encounters." -CS Strike 'Borg reffering to his fore-arm mounted plasma ejector.

lol, same movie, CPL Hicks.

Lord_Dalgard · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:06 am

Roscoe Del'Tane wrote:here's one I bet that nobody, EVER gets.

Crotchety old Wilderness Scout, "Listen."
Rich Young Fool, "What is it?"
COWS, "Can't you hear them?"
RYF, "No. I hear nothing."
COWS, frustratedly, "Can't ye hear them keeping still?"

One Thousand Points for whoever gets this. Bring it on, Bwahahahahaha!

Jeremiah Johnson?

Tony

Lord_Dalgard · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:10 am

Chello again!

cornholioprime wrote:"That's not a War face!! Show me your War Face!!"

-Federation Drill Instructor, trying to get facial expressions out a Worm Wraith recruit

Guuny (Robert L. Emery) in full Metal Jacket? (That's my best thought, but I have some others.)

cornholioprime wrote:"You eyeballin' me, boy?!?"

-Unnamed Splugorth Elder, addressing a younger Splynncryth

lol, Gunny Foley (Louis Gooset, Jr.) in An Officer and a Gentleman, a role for which he won an Oscar.

Tony

Lord_Dalgard · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:16 am

Chello!

For 20 Movie Geek Points:

Dead Boy #1: Tell me what's the difference between us and them!
Dead Boy #2 Because We LIVE here!

2 Dead Boys discussing D-Bees and the slaughter of innocents in war.

Tony

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:55 am

Lucky wrote:"Mr. Prosek, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!"

I'm guessing 'Alex Trebeck' to 'Sean Connery' on Celebrity Jeopardy from Saturday Night Live... but I could be wrong.

Oh, and Lord_Delgard, not even close. Better luck next time.

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:49 am

An excerpt taken from the Memoirs of Dog-Boy, who was later promoted to Head of Security at the Lone-Star Facility.

My trainer bent down and looked closely at me, a Dog-Boy laying on the dusty ground. "Say, this Dog-Boy's not doing any good. What's wrong Hank?"

I lifted my head and gave him a defeated stare. What was wrong? I'd been defeated in battle, wounded, abandoned, mocked, and abused. I was thirsty, half-starved, windblown, sunburned, and tormented by flies and ants. My spirit was smashed, my heart was broken, and I didn't give a rip whether I lived or died.

Other than that, it was a pretty nice day.

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:22 pm

What? No one wants to take mine on?

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:42 pm

Blasts from the Past!

Ooh.. ohh. Cabin Fever. I just saw this one a while back so it stuck with me.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net." +300 Movie Geek Points

Hahhhhaaa Jesus Christ... Vampire Hunter..

Sorry devillin, I've been on vacation for the last week or so!

Congrats!!!! Especially with the Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter quote. I thought I was the only one who saw that movie. :eek:

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:18 pm

Guy_LeDouche wrote:Sorry devillin, I've been on vacation for the last week or so!

Congrats!!!! Especially with the Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter quote. I thought I was the only one who saw that movie.

Not a problem. I just wanted to see if anyone could guess my obvious quote.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:04 pm

Lord_Dalgard wrote:Chello!

For 20 Movie Geek Points:

Dead Boy #1: Tell me what's the difference between us and them!
Dead Boy #2 Because We LIVE here!

2 Dead Boys discussing D-Bees and the slaughter of innocents in war.

Tony

Red Dawn.

cornholioprime · Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:26 pm

"It's a good thing that I'm crazy....otherwise this would probably never work.."

-Inglix the Mad

cornholioprime · Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:27 pm

"When nine hundred years old you become...look this good you will not."

-Mida Elektis, incredibly ancient Elf and former member of the Tolkeen Council of Twelve

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