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SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So it only takes saying, I'm glad I'm not that guy, to cause something bad to happen?"

Alpha 11 and Taalismn: (Facepalm)

Out of glowing portals all around them an army of Sailor Pluto's appear.

Fourth Wall Gang: " "

Sailor Pluto's: " "

Sailor Pluto(s): (whisper) Dead Scream.

Bar Scene:
T.R. Edwards is heavily drinking, a large (and currently almost empty) glass of something alcoholic in front of him. Next to him is Kyle, nursing a beer.
A slender blue-haired woman with red eyes enters, walking up to the bar and orders.
Edwards takes notice of the woman.
Edwards: "Well looooookkkk who's here! If it isn't an Ayanami! You ARE an Ayanami, aren't you?"
The woman looks at him and nods curtly.
Edwards: (continuing) "And which one are you? Five? Six? Five hundred?! Well, ain't you the haughty one?! The pathetic fan-mascot everybody adores regardless of WHAT number you are and HOW many you are!!!"
Kyle is meanwhile making warding gestures and whispering 'shut up, Edwards!"
Edwards: (taking no notice) "It's all your fault, you know!! If you weren't so $^&&ing pathetically CUTE and waifish, nobody would have taken notice of your dirtbag little universe! Instead they love you, they adopt you, they fix your planet so it doesn't get splugged into orange snot, and I wouldn't be kicked all over eternity all because Hunter and his B---- decided to make you their KID! All because you bat your doll eyes at the audience and everybody falls all over themselves wanting to-"
*SLAM*
The bar door closes hard as the bluette storms out. The bar is silent.
Kyle:( looking at the large glass now full of a rippling orange liquid) "You have only yourself to blame for this, you know."
The liquid rolls and ripples some more.
Kyle: "No, I warned you! I distinctly warned you-"
*SLUMP*
The Invid Regent slides into the vacant seat next to Kyle.
Regent: "Man, what a day I've had! And am I thirsty!"
He grabs the glass in front of him.
Kyle: "Wait! No-"
///GGGUULLLPPP////
#ARRPPP!!#
Regent: "Hmmmm!!! Tangy! Say, you're that Kyk fellow that hangs around with Edwards-"
Kyle: "Hardly..."
Regent: "Can't fool me! I've seen you before! Well, where is he?!"
Kyle: "He was just here, but now he's passing through..."
Regent: "So I just missed him? Damn!"
Kyle: "Oh, if you wait long enough, you might eventually see him again..."

taalismn wrote:Bar Scene:
T.R. Edwards is heavily drinking, a large (and currently almost empty) glass of something alcoholic in front of him. Next to him is Kyle, nursing a beer.
A slender blue-haired woman with red eyes enters, walking up to the bar and orders.
Edwards takes notice of the woman.
Edwards: "Well looooookkkk who's here! If it isn't an Ayanami! You ARE an Ayanami, aren't you?"
The woman looks at him and nods curtly.
Edwards: (continuing) "And which one are you? Five? Six? Five hundred?! Well, ain't you the haughty one?! The pathetic fan-mascot everybody adores regardless of WHAT number you are and HOW many you are!!!"

The one possessed by Satan, apparently.

SRoss wrote:[

The one possessed by Satan, apparently.

Nah, just one able to blow through people's AT fields when she's angry...

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So it only takes saying, I'm glad I'm not that guy, to cause something bad to happen?"

Alpha 11 and Taalismn: (Facepalm)

Out of glowing portals all around them an army of Sailor Pluto's appear.

Fourth Wall Gang: " "

Sailor Pluto's: "PLUTO FEARSOME STICKTHISKEYWHERETHESUNDON'TSHINE STRIKE!!!"

Dairugger XV wrote:This is why people need to watch what they say. I'm going over to the hot dog stand, the insanity over there is preferable to this.

taalismn wrote:Bar Scene:
T.R. Edwards is heavily drinking, a large (and currently almost empty) glass of something alcoholic in front of him. Next to him is Kyle, nursing a beer.
A slender blue-haired woman with red eyes enters, walking up to the bar and orders.
Edwards takes notice of the woman.
Edwards: "Well looooookkkk who's here! If it isn't an Ayanami! You ARE an Ayanami, aren't you?"
The woman looks at him and nods curtly.
Edwards: (continuing) "And which one are you? Five? Six? Five hundred?! Well, ain't you the haughty one?! The pathetic fan-mascot everybody adores regardless of WHAT number you are and HOW many you are!!!"
Kyle is meanwhile making warding gestures and whispering 'shut up, Edwards!"
Edwards: (taking no notice) "It's all your fault, you know!! If you weren't so $^&&ing pathetically CUTE and waifish, nobody would have taken notice of your dirtbag little universe! Instead they love you, they adopt you, they fix your planet so it doesn't get splugged into orange snot, and I wouldn't be kicked all over eternity all because Hunter and his B---- decided to make you their KID! All because you bat your doll eyes at the audience and everybody falls all over themselves wanting to-"
*SLAM*
The bar door closes hard as the bluette storms out. The bar is silent.
Kyle:( looking at the large glass now full of a rippling orange liquid) "You have only yourself to blame for this, you know."
The liquid rolls and ripples some more.
Kyle: "No, I warned you! I distinctly warned you-"
*SLUMP*
The Invid Regent slides into the vacant seat next to Kyle.
Regent: "Man, what a day I've had! And am I thirsty!"
He grabs the glass in front of him.
Kyle: "Wait! No-"
///GGGUULLLPPP////
#ARRPPP!!#
Regent: "Hmmmm!!! Tangy! Say, you're that Kyk fellow that hangs around with Edwards-"
Kyle: "Hardly..."
Regent: "Can't fool me! I've seen you before! Well, where is he?!"
Kyle: "He was just here, but now he's passing through..."
Regent: "So I just missed him? Damn!"
Kyle: "Oh, if you wait long enough, you might eventually see him again..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bar Scene:
T.R. Edwards is heavily drinking, a large (and currently almost empty) glass of something alcoholic in front of him. Next to him is Kyle, nursing a beer.
A slender blue-haired woman with red eyes enters, walking up to the bar and orders.
Edwards takes notice of the woman.
Edwards: "Well looooookkkk who's here! If it isn't an Ayanami! You ARE an Ayanami, aren't you?"
The woman looks at him and nods curtly.
Edwards: (continuing) "And which one are you? Five? Six? Five hundred?! Well, ain't you the haughty one?! The pathetic fan-mascot everybody adores regardless of WHAT number you are and HOW many you are!!!"

The one possessed by Satan, apparently.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

The one possessed by Satan, apparently.

Nah, just one able to blow through people's AT fields when she's angry...

T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

(later)
T.R. Edwards: "Oh gods, the things I've FELT! And I woke up the sewage treatment plant again!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

(later)
T.R. Edwards: "Oh gods, the things I've FELT! And I woke up the sewage treatment plant again!"

B.S.S. Trooper: "Please stand still for decontamination." (Charges Plasma Cannon)

...and you thought passing kidney stones was bad?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

Ok, get it now.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

(later)
T.R. Edwards: "Oh gods, the things I've FELT! And I woke up the sewage treatment plant again!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards, Inside Man in the Invid Regent Camp.

At least until he passes through the Regent's intestinal tract.

(later)
T.R. Edwards: "Oh gods, the things I've FELT! And I woke up the sewage treatment plant again!"

B.S.S. Trooper: "Please stand still for decontamination." (Charges Plasma Cannon)

taalismn wrote:...and you thought passing kidney stones was bad?

Meanwhile, at the Tokyo-3 Dimensional Transit Center:
"Name?"
"Jones."
"First name?"
"Halo."
"Point of origin?"
"Nowhere."
"Destination?"
"Anywhere else."
"Reason for travel?"
"To get OUT."
"Have a safe trip."

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, at the Tokyo-3 Dimensional Transit Center:
"Name?"
"Jones."
"First name?"
"Halo."
"Point of origin?"
"Nowhere."
"Destination?"
"Anywhere else."
"Reason for travel?"
"To get OUT."
"Have a safe trip."

SRoss: "Hey Guys! Why are there posters of us all over the Tokyo-3 Dimensional Transit Center?"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Guys! Why are there 'WANTED' posters of us all over the Tokyo-3 Dimensional Transit Center?"

Fixed.

You know I wonder what other odd things that go on at the transit center?

Officer: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's contraband sir.

Weyland-Yutani rep: It's for business with the UEsG, they cleared it to go through.

Officer: Yeah I'm not seeing it on the manifest. So I'm going have to place you under arrest and get Biosanitation squad up here.

Officer 2: You sure Bio squad can handle this... thing?

Officer: Rooky it's biological and its a hazard. Those guys can handle it.

Chronicler wrote:You know I wonder what other odd things that go on at the transit center?

Officer: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's contraband sir.

Weyland-Yutani rep: It's for business with the UEsG, they cleared it to go through.

Officer: Yeah I'm not seeing it on the manifest. So I'm going have to place you under arrest and get Biosanitation squad up here.

Officer 2: You sure Bio squad can handle this... thing?

Officer: Rooky it's biological and its a hazard. Those guys can handle it.

Bio-San Squad Trooper: (to Weyland-Yutani rep) "Please stand next to your luggage."
WTRep: "Uhm...why?"
BSST: "Because it's your luggage, right? You're responsible for it, right?"
WTRep: "Yes! Now see here, is this going to take much longer? I have a flight to ca-"
BSST: "Not long at all now, sir. Plasma cannons charged, ready to fire! FIRE!"

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: Was it really necessary that we turned the rep into bioplasm with his specimen?
Misato: I don't want a face hugger latching on to me.
Ritsuko: Yes, what Kaji did with you last night was probably enough things in your face.
Nova: Chestbursters are terrible to clean up after, and why did you have 7 different Kaji's show up at your place?
Misato: Like none of you ever get fantasies...

Yep, society is going to hell when people start buying and using cloning chambers that 'fell off the back of a truck'.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey Guys! Why are there 'WANTED' posters of us all over the Tokyo-3 Dimensional Transit Center?"

Fixed.

Chronicler wrote:You know I wonder what other odd things that go on at the transit center?

Officer: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's contraband sir.

Weyland-Yutani rep: It's for business with the UEsG, they cleared it to go through.

Officer: Yeah I'm not seeing it on the manifest. So I'm going have to place you under arrest and get Biosanitation squad up here.

Officer 2: You sure Bio squad can handle this... thing?

Officer: Rooky it's biological and its a hazard. Those guys can handle it.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:You know I wonder what other odd things that go on at the transit center?

Officer: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's contraband sir.

Weyland-Yutani rep: It's for business with the UEsG, they cleared it to go through.

Officer: Yeah I'm not seeing it on the manifest. So I'm going have to place you under arrest and get Biosanitation squad up here.

Officer 2: You sure Bio squad can handle this... thing?

Officer: Rooky it's biological and its a hazard. Those guys can handle it.

Bio-San Squad Trooper: (to Weyland-Yutani rep) "Please stand next to your luggage."
WTRep: "Uhm...why?"
BSST: "Because it's your luggage, right? You're responsible for it, right?"
WTRep: "Yes! Now see here, is this going to take much longer? I have a flight to ca-"
BSST: "Not long at all now, sir. Plasma cannons charged, ready to fire! FIRE!"

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: Was it really necessary that we turned the rep into bioplasm with his specimen?
Misato: I don't want a face hugger latching on to me.
Ritsuko: Yes, what Kaji did with you last night was probably enough things in your face.
Nova: Chestbursters are terrible to clean up after, and why did you have 7 different Kaji's show up at your place?
Misato: Like none of you ever get fantasies...

taalismn wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: Was it really necessary that we turned the rep into bioplasm with his specimen?
Misato: I don't want a face hugger latching on to me.
Ritsuko: Yes, what Kaji did with you last night was probably enough things in your face.
Nova: Chestbursters are terrible to clean up after, and why did you have 7 different Kaji's show up at your place?
Misato: Like none of you ever get fantasies...

Yep, society is going to hell when people start buying and using cloning chambers that 'fell off the back of a truck'.

SRoss: (Unloading the truck) "If you don't mind my asking Ms Misato, why do you need a Baker's Dozen cloning chambers?"

Dairugger XV wrote:Misato:The following answer has been redacted to match Public Decency Standards Acto of 2022. ...And with that many of him I should need less alcohol to get through the day.

SRoss: " "

...and Ryo Kaji's still drinking alone, I see.

taalismn wrote:...and Ryo Kaji's still drinking alone, I see.

does it count as alone when it's just 7 copies of one guy at the bar?

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Unloading the truck) "If you don't mind my asking Ms Misato, why do you need a Baker's Dozen cloning chambers?"

Dairugger XV wrote:Misato:The following answer has been redacted to match Public Decency Standards Acto of 2022. ...And with that many of him I should need less alcohol to get through the day.

SRoss wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Misato:The following answer has been redacted to match Public Decency Standards Acto of 2022. ...And with that many of him I should need less alcohol to get through the day.

SRoss: " "

taalismn wrote:...and Ryo Kaji's still drinking alone, I see.

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and Ryo Kaji's still drinking alone, I see.

does it count as alone when it's just 7 copies of one guy at the bar?

Dairugger XV wrote:The bartender shakes his head, "Which one of you clones is picking up the tab THIS time? I swear you need to start one of those support groups like the Ayanami lot did instead of coming in here. You might be able to do actual good in the world."

The only possible reason I can think of somebody cloning Kaji is to have somebody to shoot every day...

taalismn wrote:The only possible reason I can think of somebody cloning Kaji is to have somebody to shoot every day...

True.

You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

Ripley suddenly kicks in the door sweeps Kyle with the flamethrower, empties the magazine from her Wolverine and it's underslung grenade launcher...

BSS Commander: "What do you think of our new recruit?"

Ritsuko: "She killed the face huggers."

Nova: "I think I'll consider that a mercy killing."

The Zentraedi would be CRYING for the opportunity to clone Eileen Ripley...

hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: "I figured they would have latched on and started the implantation process by now."
Shion Uzuki: "It seems they are averse to the subject."
Misato: "I guess even xenomorphs have standards."
Saotome: "It's even worse that the Predator with a Getter Ray-induced berserker rage wouldn't even kill him."
Nova: "I know that Phoenix Wright managed to get Lynn Kyle to be legally declared sub-human in his universe. But I'm pretty sure experiments with Predators and Aliens are still illegal."
Ritsuko: "Normally, yes. However, when the science police of that one universe authorized his execution certain sanctions were lifted."
Nova: "Why not just put him through a live fire test of KOS-MOS's latest upgrade?"
Shion: "We don't want to trigger the Spiral Nemesis."

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

Ripley suddenly kicks in the door sweeps Kyle with the flamethrower, empties the magazine from her Wolverine and it's underslung grenade launcher...

BSS Commander: "What do you think of our new recruit?"

Ritsuko: "She killed the face huggers."

Nova: "I think I'll consider that a mercy killing."

taalismn wrote:The Zentraedi would be CRYING for the opportunity to clone Eileen Ripley...

Very true, and don't you mean Robotech Masters?

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

If we start going down this road, will the multiverse survive?

Alpha 11 wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: "I figured they would have latched on and started the implantation process by now."
Shion Uzuki: "It seems they are averse to the subject."
Misato: "I guess even xenomorphs have standards."
Saotome: "It's even worse that the Predator with a Getter Ray-induced berserker rage wouldn't even kill him."
Nova: "I know that Phoenix Wright managed to get Lynn Kyle to be legally declared sub-human in his universe. But I'm pretty sure experiments with Predators and Aliens are still illegal."
Ritsuko: "Normally, yes. However, when the science police of that one universe authorized his execution certain sanctions were lifted."
Nova: "Why not just put him through a live fire test of KOS-MOS's latest upgrade?"
Shion: "We don't want to trigger the Spiral Nemesis."

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

Ripley suddenly kicks in the door sweeps Kyle with the flamethrower, empties the magazine from her Wolverine and it's underslung grenade launcher...

BSS Commander: "What do you think of our new recruit?"

Ritsuko: "She killed the face huggers."

Nova: "I think I'll consider that a mercy killing."

taalismn wrote:The Zentraedi would be CRYING for the opportunity to clone Eileen Ripley...

Very true, and don't you mean Robotech Masters?

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

If we start going down this road, will the multiverse survive?

I don't know if the universe could survive but Selene (Kate Beckinsale) from underworld series?

Could be worse:
Sister Ripley of the IMperium of Man
"Cleanse the xeno...with FIRE!"

(At a Weyland-Yutani board meeting)

C. Burke: "Gentlemen, I don't see any profits in dimensional-traveling...especially to this one."

Arnie100 wrote:(At a Weyland-Yutani board meeting)

C. Burke: "Gentlemen, I don't see any profits in dimensional-traveling...especially to this one."

Board member: "But what about all the resources there are? We can make loads of money with this protoculture stuff."

Burke backhands him: "No."

Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"

Poor b#@$# never stood a chance.

Woulda been over faster with Terminators...
---bbbeeeeeaaaaammmm-----
Several heavily armored forms appear in the area where the colonists are supposed to be cngregated.
"...help me..."
"Colonists infected. Sergeant?"
"Emperor's mercy to you."
*BLAM*
"No survivors."
"Burn this nest. Set plasma charges for twenty seconds and let's go."
"hsssssssssss"
BLA<BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
FWWWHHHEEEEEEMMMMM
---bbbeeeeeaaaaammmm-----
"Hssssssssss!!!"
#!#

guardiandashi wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Dairugger XV wrote:Ritsuko: "I figured they would have latched on and started the implantation process by now."
Shion Uzuki: "It seems they are averse to the subject."
Misato: "I guess even xenomorphs have standards."
Saotome: "It's even worse that the Predator with a Getter Ray-induced berserker rage wouldn't even kill him."
Nova: "I know that Phoenix Wright managed to get Lynn Kyle to be legally declared sub-human in his universe. But I'm pretty sure experiments with Predators and Aliens are still illegal."
Ritsuko: "Normally, yes. However, when the science police of that one universe authorized his execution certain sanctions were lifted."
Nova: "Why not just put him through a live fire test of KOS-MOS's latest upgrade?"
Shion: "We don't want to trigger the Spiral Nemesis."

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:You know what's worse then a face hugger? A Lynn Kyle face hugger.

Minmei: "Please...enough with the tongue!"

Ripley suddenly kicks in the door sweeps Kyle with the flamethrower, empties the magazine from her Wolverine and it's underslung grenade launcher...

BSS Commander: "What do you think of our new recruit?"

Ritsuko: "She killed the face huggers."

Nova: "I think I'll consider that a mercy killing."

taalismn wrote:The Zentraedi would be CRYING for the opportunity to clone Eileen Ripley...

Very true, and don't you mean Robotech Masters?

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

If we start going down this road, will the multiverse survive?

I don't know if the universe could survive but Selene (Kate Beckinsale) from underworld series?

That's a good one.

taalismn wrote:Could be worse:
Sister Ripley of the IMperium of Man
"Cleanse the xeno...with FIRE!"

Ya, she would fit right in.

Arnie100 wrote:(At a Weyland-Yutani board meeting)

C. Burke: "Gentlemen, I don't see any profits in dimensional-traveling...especially to this one."

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(At a Weyland-Yutani board meeting)

C. Burke: "Gentlemen, I don't see any profits in dimensional-traveling...especially to this one."

Board member: "But what about all the resources there are? We can make loads of money with this protoculture stuff."

Burke backhands him: "No."

taalismn wrote:Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"

Poor b#@$# never stood a chance.

VERY true!

taalismn wrote:Woulda been over faster with Terminators...
---bbbeeeeeaaaaammmm-----
Several heavily armored forms appear in the area where the colonists are supposed to be cngregated.
"...help me..."
"Colonists infected. Sergeant?"
"Emperor's mercy to you."
*BLAM*
"No survivors."
"Burn this nest. Set plasma charges for twenty seconds and let's go."
"hsssssssssss"
BLA<BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
FWWWHHHEEEEEEMMMMM
---bbbeeeeeaaaaammmm-----
"Hssssssssss!!!"
#!#

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

Karno: "The Micronians have infiltrated the ship! Prepare for battle!"

Ripley strips out of her Terminator armour and down to her underwear. She enters several commands into a nearby console, grabs a pair of big guns and goes to confront the enemy.

Alarms start blaring and red lights flash everywhere...



Karno: " "

taalismn wrote:Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"

it would be even shorter with one of my characters ....
Star trek materialization effect and a (classic) shemarian looking person is standing there looking around, ok where am I?? looks over at the second person "megarea just where the heck are we?"
Megarea, umm we are on a terraforming installation on (planet) scanning scanning Xenos detected, 1 2 10, 1000, umm lots, hmmm lets see they look like holds up a holo projector ... "Alecia these are Aliens Xenos ..."
Alecia .. forget this noise pulls out a a demo charge, "megarea are there any uninfected survivors?"
Megarea, "just 1 scanning, transporter lock established, saving coordinates."
Alecia primes the initiator. and attaches the Thermite accelerator. "what do you think Megarea, should we go with 200 megatons, or go for P as in plenty?"
Megarea "considering these Xenos, I am not sure Plenty is enough."
Alecia "ok" walks over to a convenient wall and slaps a door on it, opens the door and walks in a few moments later a great big door starts opening in orbit.
Alecia "transporter room energize" megarea and the girl appear on the transporter pad
Megarea "ok everyone is aboard"
Alecia overrides the countdown and remote detonates the thermite plasma anti-starship mine, a 200+ megaton blast detonates, and a plasma wave rips through the facility, "sensors scan for any remaining Xenos if any are detected commence bombardment"

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

Hmm...Vasquez,Sara Connor,Gogo and Tarisa "Chobi"Manadal.

guardiandashi wrote:[it would be even shorter with one of my characters ...."

Any time somebody starts bandying around the names of the Furies, you KNOW there's going to be trouble...

Alarms blaring Karno dives through a door that suddenly appeared in the wall, landing at the feet of two shemarian looking people and a confused little girl.

Alecia & Megarea: "Who the Hell are you?"

batlchip wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?

Hmm...Vasquez,Sara Connor,Gogo and Tarisa "Chobi"Manadal.

Duenan Knute.

For sheer horror value: Lucy from Elfen Lied.