SRoss wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?
Karno: "The Micronians have infiltrated the ship! Prepare for battle!"
Ripley strips out of her Terminator armour and down to her underwear. She enters several commands into a nearby console, grabs a pair of big guns and goes to confront the enemy.
Alarms start blaring and red lights flash everywhere...WARNING! THIS SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 MINUTES! REPEAT! THIS SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 MINUTES!
Karno: " "
guardiandashi wrote:taalismn wrote:Yeah, the whole 'Aliens' story would have tanked if they'd sent Space Marines instead...
(shot of the terraforming plant basement...)
*clang*clang*CLANG*CLANG
Several hulking suits of blue armor come marching in.
"hhssssssssss!!!!"
"XENOS!"
"EXTERMINATUS!!!"
"The rogue trader was right! Destroy the xenos!"
(scene closes to the deafening roar of Assault Cannon, stacatto bolt gun fire, and whine of chainsaws)
(...but not before we hear..)
"Oh Emperor's gilded shorts! I think we cheesed the main reactor cooling system!"
"How long we got before meltdown?"
"Two minutes tops!"
"WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"
it would be even shorter with one of my characters ....
Star trek materialization effect and a (classic) shemarian looking person is standing there looking around, ok where am I?? looks over at the second person "megarea just where the heck are we?"
Megarea, umm we are on a terraforming installation on (planet) scanning scanning Xenos detected, 1 2 10, 1000, umm lots, hmmm lets see they look like holds up a holo projector ... "Alecia these are Aliens Xenos ..."
Alecia .. forget this noise pulls out a a demo charge, "megarea are there any uninfected survivors?"
Megarea, "just 1 scanning, transporter lock established, saving coordinates."
Alecia primes the initiator. and attaches the Thermite accelerator. "what do you think Megarea, should we go with 200 megatons, or go for P as in plenty?"
Megarea "considering these Xenos, I am not sure Plenty is enough."
Alecia "ok" walks over to a convenient wall and slaps a door on it, opens the door and walks in a few moments later a great big door starts opening in orbit.
Alecia "transporter room energize" megarea and the girl appear on the transporter pad
Megarea "ok everyone is aboard"
Alecia overrides the countdown and remote detonates the thermite plasma anti-starship mine, a 200+ megaton blast detonates, and a plasma wave rips through the facility, "sensors scan for any remaining Xenos if any are detected commence bombardment"
Nice!
batlchip wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?
Hmm...Vasquez,Sara Connor,Gogo and Tarisa "Chobi"Manadal.
The multiverse will not be the same.
Dairugger XV wrote:Yeah, everyone I can think of that might be interesting for undergoing the process of becoming a Meltran would either be more deadly left alone or would be so powerful planets would go boom everytime they fought. Actually, Samus Aran already leaves destroyed planets in her wake...
Edit: Now I have the following idea in my head:
Samus Aran is in a bar and a space marine plops down next to her.
Samus: "Please tell me you aren't going to hit on me. I'll have to break your arm."
Space Marine: "No, I just wanted to talk about your exploits. You leave a lot of broken planets in your wake. Where's the rest of your platoon?"
Samus: "I work alone."
SM: "Not even a squad?!?!?"
Samus: "Nope."
SM: "You kill a lot of Xenos."
Samus: "I kill things that prove themselves to be real threats. The fact that so few of them have been human is nothing but a coincidence you xenophobic a-hole. Not all universes are as grimdark as yours, which means your little crusade is not even remotely valid in this universe."
SM: "The glorious God-Emperor of Man demands..."
Samus doesn't even let him finish his sentence. She summons her armor and points her cannon arm at the SM's head. The corpse slumps over on to the bar.
Bartender: "First time I've seen a Space Marine go down so easy. Charged plasma shot?"
Samus: "Nope, normal, unupgraded shot. The Chozo warned me of their kind, like human history wasn't enough of a warning. Anyway, looks like I'll be out of universe for a bit. Maybe I should call for some back up this time so it doesn't take 10 years."
Wow, don't want to mess with her.
taalismn wrote:guardiandashi wrote:[it would be even shorter with one of my characters ...."
Any time somebody starts bandying around the names of the Furies, you KNOW there's going to be trouble...
Yep!
SRoss wrote:Alarms blaring Karno dives through a door that suddenly appeared in the wall, landing at the feet of two shemarian looking people and a confused little girl.
Alecia & Megarea: "Who the Hell are you?"
Great, this will not end well.
glitterboy2098 wrote:batlchip wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. that would give us Meltran versions of Katsuragi and Ripley.. who else could be cloned and macronized?
Hmm...Vasquez,Sara Connor,Gogo and Tarisa "Chobi"Manadal.
Duenan Knute.
Shall we start the countdown till the end of the multiverse?