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Zala: "We'll need something to monkeywrench the rotors! Something expendable-"
Zor grabs up T.R. Edwards' aid Benson, who was rounding the corner, and throws him screaming into the fan rotors.
Zala:(as Benson gets shredded without doing any appreciable damage to the rotors)"...ideally something tougher than the rotors themselves."

taalismn wrote:"Later, suckers."
Garret steps through the door, and into...
"Welcome, Mister Garret, to the Game of Pain."
"Not worried; I got friends here to take care of me."
"We know. We tested the set on them. They gave you up quite readily."

Garret: "Ha! I'm a veteran agent who betrayed two men he's known most of his life, who had an innocent girl shot twice in the stomach and turned single father into a cybernetic monster. What could you possibly do to me!!!"

Sound of rushing wind...

Minmei: "Hello Lover!"

Garret: " "

taalismn wrote:Zala: "We'll need something to monkeywrench the rotors! Something expendable-"
Zor grabs up T.R. Edwards' aid Benson, who was rounding the corner, and throws him screaming into the fan rotors.
Zala:(as Benson gets shredded without doing any appreciable damage to the rotors)"...ideally something tougher than the rotors themselves."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Later, suckers."
Garret steps through the door, and into...
"Welcome, Mister Garret, to the Game of Pain."
"Not worried; I got friends here to take care of me."
"We know. We tested the set on them. They gave you up quite readily."

Garret: "Ha! I'm a veteran agent who betrayed two men he's known most of his life, who had an innocent girl shot twice in the stomach and turned single father into a cybernetic monster. What could you possibly do to me!!!"

Sound of rushing wind...

Minmei: "Hello Lover!"

Garret: " "

Meanwhile, Zala and Zor are busy tossing various deserving HYDRA mooks into the helicarriers' props to try to jam them(or blow them up, but the damn Stark-made turbines are proving incredibly tough, even when a HYDRA soldier with fully armed bandolier of grenades goes into them) when the door bursts open and Garret, screaming, runs through and hurls himself into the orops.
-BBBBRRRRRZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-

Minmei: "Yu DID get his DNA AND his Dummy Plug info, right?"
Clones-R-Us Saleswoman: "The first reincarnation will be delivered to you tomorrow."

Dairugger XV wrote:There is a lot of violent shaking and a flash of light, then the crew is looking down on the Earth.

Lisa: "The Earth hasn't looked that different since the Masters saga."
Dana: "Hey!"
Louie: "Is that Africa or a two-year-old's attempt to draw South America?"
Rei: "I believe that is, or rather was, Australia."
Aoi: "I count... 1, 2, 3.. 3 different Japans, and one looks twice as large as the others."
Fuyutsuki: "Now I have to redraw the map! AGAIN!"
Shinji: "Could be worse I suppose."
Kouji Kabuto: "Alright who's coming through the door... Baron Ashura! Quick to the Mazinger Z!"
Gendo/Edwards hybrid: "I am NOT Baron Asura!"
Shinji: "I'm not going to correct Kouji."
Rei: "I think most of us are more interested in subsequent pummeling."
Rick: "So what does this change exactly?"
Fuyutsuki *practically crying*: "The map!"

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, Zala and Zor are busy tossing various deserving HYDRA mooks into the helicarriers' props to try to jam them(or blow them up, but the damn Stark-made turbines are proving incredibly tough, even when a HYDRA soldier with fully armed bandolier of grenades goes into them) when the door bursts open and Garret, screaming, runs through and hurls himself into the orops.
-BBBBRRRRRZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-

Minmei: "Yu DID get his DNA AND his Dummy Plug info, right?"
Clones-R-Us Saleswoman: "The first reincarnation will be delivered to you tomorrow."

"Fools. They will clone an army of a loyal turncoat(I ignore the oxymoron there) for us! Hail HYDRA!"

"Fools. Every clone, thanks to the DPS(Dimensional Positioning System) chip inside him, will lead us to their schemes!"
"Whatever. As long as I finally get some nookie-time."

so pull a buckley and make him a PDA AI..

Zala: "Sooo, Cagalli told me she saw Dana shopping for a wedding gown."

Zor: " " (Dives, Bioroid and all into the rotors)

SRoss wrote:Zala: "Sooo, Cagalli told me she saw Dana shopping for a wedding gown."

Zor: " " (Dives, Bioroid and all into the rotors)

-which spins him, roulette wheel ball style, several thousand times, before spitting out at a good fraction of light speed-
-To golden BB the Red Skull's flying command center, shattering it to pieces.

Red Skull: "DAMN YOU, CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!"
Steve Rogers: "What did I do THIS time?!"

taalismn wrote:"Fools. They will clone an army of a loyal turncoat(I ignore the oxymoron there) for us! Hail HYDRA!"

"Fools. Every clone, thanks to the DPS(Dimensional Positioning System) chip inside him, will lead us to their schemes!"
"Whatever. As long as I finally get some nookie-time."

SRoss wrote:Zala: "Sooo, Cagalli told me she saw Dana shopping for a wedding gown."

Zor: " " (Dives, Bioroid and all into the rotors)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zala: "Sooo, Cagalli told me she saw Dana shopping for a wedding gown."

Zor: " " (Dives, Bioroid and all into the rotors)

-which spins him, roulette wheel ball style, several thousand times, before spitting out at a good fraction of light speed-
-To golden BB the Red Skull's flying command center, shattering it to pieces.

Red Skull: "DAMN YOU, CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!"
Steve Rogers: "What did I do THIS time?!"

"Face it, Zor, death just isn't in the cards for you. Besides, have you seen UEsG Zor yet? Marriage seems to work quite nicely for him."
"I want proof he didn't get a lobotomy!"

taalismn wrote:"Face it, Zor, death just isn't in the cards for you. Besides, have you seen UEsG Zor yet? Marriage seems to work quite nicely for him."
"I want proof he didn't get a lobotomy!"

UEsG Zor: "Married life is actually treating me quite well, although the PTA meetings can get rather tedious. If we have to rebuild the elementary school chemistry lab one more time at our expense, I'm expecting to have it named for us. Really, mistakes are part of the scientific process!"

"Mistakes, yes, but your daughter turned her Invid classmate's lunch into a runaway fusion reaction!"

#3977 Teach Science with it.

"Now students it's very important you never touch the termin"



"Oh the pretty colours."

*Feed my pet insects on it.

"Dear god, WHAT IS THAT!?"
"Used to be a singing cricket."
"Okay, this is bigger than the JSDF is equipped for! Somebody call the USAF for this one!"
"You know what their usual response is? Nuke it. Never works, either."
"Okay, okay. Well, we certainly can't ask the PLA to come over and zerg-rush it! They'll never leave! Same thing with the Russians!"

so that's where Clover came from..

"Could be worse, remember the First Grader's hamster?"

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

"This is why Zentraedi were forbidden by the Masters to keep pets."

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

Annie: "Cute can I keep it?"

Godzilla: " "

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

Annie: "Cute can I keep it?"

Godzilla: " "

The only thing more powerful then any kaiju...Annie...

"I've never seen a kaiju try to devour itself before..."

Annie: "Oh, poo...I was just gonna show it some love and affection!"
Godzilla: (Flees in absolute terror)
Rand: "I don't think they can handle that kind of 'love and affection', Annie!"
Annie:
Rand: "I'm going back to Sick Bay, aren't I?!"

taalismn wrote:UEsG Zor: "Married life is actually treating me quite well, although the PTA meetings can get rather tedious. If we have to rebuild the elementary school chemistry lab one more time at our expense, I'm expecting to have it named for us. Really, mistakes are part of the scientific process!"

"Mistakes, yes, but your daughter turned her Invid classmate's lunch into a runaway fusion reaction!"

SRoss wrote:

Things I will Never Do with Protoculture (again)

#3977 Teach Science with it.

"Now students it's very important you never touch the termin"

#ZAAAAAP!#

"Oh the pretty colours."

taalismn wrote:

Things I will Never Do with Protoculture (again)

*Feed my pet insects on it.

"Dear god, WHAT IS THAT!?"
"Used to be a singing cricket."
"Okay, this is bigger than the JSDF is equipped for! Somebody call the USAF for this one!"
"You know what their usual response is? Nuke it. Never works, either."
"Okay, okay. Well, we certainly can't ask the PLA to come over and zerg-rush it! They'll never leave! Same thing with the Russians!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

SRoss wrote:"Could be worse, remember the First Grader's hamster?"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

"This is why Zentraedi were forbidden by the Masters to keep pets."

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

Annie: "Cute can I keep it?"

Godzilla: " "

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:so that's where Clover came from..

Could be worse: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcspS-PT7k

Annie: "Cute can I keep it?"

Godzilla: " "

The only thing more powerful then any kaiju...Annie...

taalismn wrote:"I've never seen a kaiju try to devour itself before..."

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Oh, poo...I was just gonna show it some love and affection!"
Godzilla: (Flees in absolute terror)
Rand: "I don't think they can handle that kind of 'love and affection', Annie!"
Annie:
Rand: "I'm going back to Sick Bay, aren't I?!"

"And that, gentlemen, is how you deal with a kaiju without using either an Evangelion Unit or a Jaeger."
"Kinda expensive ramming helicarriers down their throats, isn't it?"

Karno: "Oooo, Half Price Ben-To!"

Everybody Else: "Nnnnnoooooo!!!"

taalismn wrote:"And that, gentlemen, is how you deal with a kaiju without using either an Evangelion Unit or a Jaeger."
"Kinda expensive ramming helicarriers down their throats, isn't it?"

Dairugger XV wrote:Noriko: "So Gunbuster counts as a Jaeger now?"
Kazumi: "Don't think about it overmuch."
Samus: "Well, if it bothers you, I'm still recruiting for a mission to a crapsack of a universe that needs to be brought to at least a different kind of insane."
Steve Rogers: "Sign me up, I'm getting tired of this place already."
Samus: "Any other Avengers that want to come along?"
Tony Stark: "Nice armor, we need to flirt later. So you trying to conquer the universe or just make it a better place?"

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Oooo, Half Price Ben-To!"

Everybody Else: "Nnnnnoooooo!!!"

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Oooo, Half Price Ben-To!"

Everybody Else: "Nnnnnoooooo!!!"

Karno's such a latecomer to this, it's like putting a Mexican lap-dog in the middle of a den of hungry mountain lions.

"Clean up in Aisle Seven! Grease Stain in Aisle Seven!"

Bagger: "Oh, not this crap again... (throws broom down)...I was just down that aisle!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Oooo, Half Price Ben-To!"

Everybody Else: "Nnnnnoooooo!!!"

Karno's such a latecomer to this, it's like putting a Mexican lap-dog in the middle of a den of hungry mountain lions.

"Clean up in Aisle Seven! Grease Stain in Aisle Seven!"

Arnie100 wrote:Bagger: "Oh, not this crap again... (throws broom down)...I was just down that aisle!"

From inside a garbage can...

"It's ... <Fitz> ... not ... <Pop> ... fair!!!"

SRoss wrote:From inside a garbage can...

"It's ... <Fitz> ... not ... <Pop> ... fair!!!"

Yeah...old egg salad and alien electronics don't go well together.

SRoss wrote:From inside a garbage can...

"It's ... <Fitz> ... not ... <Pop> ... fair!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:From inside a garbage can...

"It's ... <Fitz> ... not ... <Pop> ... fair!!!"

Yeah...old egg salad and alien electronics don't go well together.

Nope!

*GRAB*
"Hah! Losers, Weepers!"
Karno: "Unhand my food, you animal!"
"The name's Po, not 'you animal'. Behold the Wuxi Finger Hold!!!"
Karno: "What's that?!"
Po: "Very difficult to clean up after."

Sister of Cleaning: (Vigorously cleaning off Karno) "Oh you poor man! You just lie back and let me check if you have soiled yourself!"

Bagger: "LADY! THIS IS A FAMILY GROCERY STORE!!!"

"Say, are these canned Flower of Life shoots still good? The 'sell-by' date printed them's already expired..."

taalismn wrote:*GRAB*
"Hah! Losers, Weepers!"
Karno: "Unhand my food, you animal!"
"The name's Po, not 'you animal'. Behold the Wuxi Finger Hold!!!"
Karno: "What's that?!"
Po: "Very difficult to clean up after."

SRoss wrote:Sister of Cleaning: (Vigorously cleaning off Karno) "Oh you poor man! You just lie back and let me check if you have soiled yourself!"

Bagger: "LADY! THIS IS A FAMILY GROCERY STORE!!!"

taalismn wrote:"Say, are these canned Flower of Life shoots still good? The 'sell-by' date printed them's already expired..."

This could lead to a lot of trouble.

Indeed. Especially since they're stored on the shelf next to the Melange.*

*"100% Pure Arrakis-Grown Melange: Accept NO Substitutes!"

Kyle: "Say this is good, what is it?"

Sample Girl: "Campbell's Cream of Flower of Life with a touch of Melange."

Kyle: " "

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Say this is good, what is it?"

Sample Girl: "Campbell's Cream of Flower of Life with a touch of Melange."

Kyle: " "

So...do your eyes turn completely blue, or completely red?

Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

Kyle: "I can taste the colours!!!"

taalismn wrote:Indeed. Especially since they're stored on the shelf next to the Melange.*

*"100% Pure Arrakis-Grown Melange: Accept NO Substitutes!"

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Say this is good, what is it?"

Sample Girl: "Campbell's Cream of Flower of Life with a touch of Melange."

Kyle: " "

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Say this is good, what is it?"

Sample Girl: "Campbell's Cream of Flower of Life with a touch of Melange."

Kyle: " "

So...do your eyes turn completely blue, or completely red?

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

Kyle: "I can taste the colours!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

"That's just the prescient vision of your life coming to a horribly abrupt end."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "OH MY GOD!! I'M BLIND!!!"
Sample Girl: "That's just the sensation of the flavor hitting your senses, silly."

"That's just the prescient vision of your life coming to a horribly abrupt end."

With the sound of a derailing freight train screaming out of the sky the massive metal tower appeared, a crash, earth-shuddering shockwave, and fall of dirt and debris announcing its landing in the heart of the city.
Where before only the urban high-rises and business towers of New Hakone stood, now a two-thousand foot-tall megalith stood gleaming, four implacable metal faces atop it gazing down with cold dead eyes on the city below.
"There goes the neighborhood...."
"Oh well, we were due for a curbstomp..."
"Who is it this time?"
"I think...necromongers..."
All over the towering edifice, thousands of sally ports were opening, fighters powering up and launching, to rain death on the city below, destroying all resistance, and paving the way for the army to follow to eliminate the unfit among the breeders, and find those who would be converted to the cause.
Or so the plan usually went.
Instead the fighters launched full power out of their hangars...and ran into an barrier of orange scales of light that appeared, wrapped around the Conquest Icon. Massive explosions peppered the side of the tower as fighters impacted into the barrier, exploded, and sent shockwaves and shrapnel to their sides and back. The former bounced on the barrier's curved walls and back towards the tower and other outgoing fighters, while the latter slammed back into the still-open launch cells and into the structure itself. Within seconds, fratricide obliterated the entire fighter arm, and a column of smoke and fire shot up over the tower, funneled by the glowing wall, while glowing hot debris rained down around the base of the tower. When the smoke cleared, it revealed the tower chewed up and battered, but still standing, smoke pouring from blasted-open launch bays.
Doors opened in the base of the tower, and armored Necromonger infantry poured out. They immediately ran into obstacles...the still burning remains of their fighter force, piled high around the invasion ship, still live ordnance exploding like popcorn. The outgoing invaders were shredded by shrapnel, inundated in flames, or simply buried under shifting wreckage.
And when the pain-numbed killers cleared that barrier, diminished by the trek through the impromptu obstacle course of their late comrades, they ran into a second, more directed wall of fire, as the combined civil defense forces, police, and local army garrison, plus quite a few armed vigilante tourists, opened up on them. Gravity guns fired back, but ran into the same glowing barrier that now seemed to extend down to street level, stopping the energy blasts cold. The INCOMING fire, on the other hand, flaming form what seemed to be every window, door, manhole, and from every piece of available cover facing the landing site, had no such problems crossing the barrier and scouring the Necromonger ranks like flamethrowers over moths. Necromongers caught fire, shriveled, vaporized, flew apart, died by the hundreds.
Then the enormous Mark VI Evangelion, which had generated the PPAT-Field wrapped around the invading Icon, stepped into view, its many weapons tracking up and down the Icon. Though only two hundred feet tall and thus dwarved by the giant Icon, it moved forward with a relentless confidence that frankly daunted those Necromongers watching its approach. It stomped right through the milling mass around its feet, taking as little heed of them as a man does of harmless garden ants, and drew a massive blade from its back. The blade seemed to bend light around itself as it described a graceful arc at the end of the EVA's arm...and into the side of the Icon. slicing into it as effortlessly as a machete into a pineapple, carving off armor, revealing the compartments within. The giant humanoid warmachine starting cutting away at the tower like a lumberjack, finding a cadence to its sword strokes.
Above, the Necromonger force commander screamed curses against his enemies, orders to his troops, and ultimately a plea to the distant Lord Marshal.
"Ascension Protocols!"

"Asuka? You want to hurry it up there? We're reading a big power build-up and it's not propulsion. Looks like some sort of planet-killer."
"Killjoys. Okay, I'm on it."

The red EVA unit stopped its slicing to stand back, look up, then bend its knees and JUMP straight up. Up, up, up, the entire length of the giant Icon, before finally arcing up between two of the giant heads at the top, towards the center, where a giant glowing ball of energy was starting to emerge. The EVA, still arcing in its leap, drew its blade as it descended towards the ominous glowing orb, and speared it end-on.
World-blasting energies suddenly met cosmic string singularity and were warped and pulled into the blade. PPAT-field condensed and wrapped around the sphere of energy, imploding it, squeezing it into a bar of light and plasma that was sucked into the now blacker-than-black shape of the giant katana. The sphere deformed, then drained, and disappeared.
The EVA now completed its leap, standing astraddle the opening the energy ball had emerged from.. Now it slammed the sword down, and a fraction of the absorbed energy fountained back as a beam of plasma energy, coring the massive icon. flames shooting down and out its entire length...

"Okay, that's going to be a mess to clean up."
"No worse than an Angel battle."
"Than an Angel battle USED to be. WE've now got a two thousand foot mess of scrap to take down and remove from the center of the city!"
"Not my problem."
"That much hasn't changed from the old days. You killed the damn thing and WE clean up the damn mess left behind."
"Yep, love it that way. Say, don't these guys come in numbers?"
"Already being taken care of."

Deep in space, a fleet materialized from the ghostly wake of an artificial comet. Warships and transports began to descend towards the planet below...

On the natural satellite behind them, mountains moved...giant mountains of metal on tracks. Hellbores and Hellrails raised and targeted.

From the space behind the fleet, a giant gray humanoid form, cyclopean eye gleaming. powered up. Its pilots had listened to the battle of New Hakone as it happened, No way the Langley-Sterling girl was going to beat THEM for combat honors. Now to show them how to REALLY deal with an invading horde.

IN the space between the planet and the incoming enemy fleet, hundreds of individual orbital platforms activated and rotated to bring their weapons to bear.....

And on the massive Necromonger flagship, in the Necropolis within it, the Lord Marshal, half-dead, suddenly felt a shudder through what remained of his physical form and through his spirit, already one foot in the Underverse, and wondered what it meant....

Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."

I was about to say..."It WAS formerly the Visitor invasion fleet' and then my mind went into reverse gears at the V'Ger.