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Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."
Ange: "I found a better grade of allies because I'm ENRAGED."
And that's when the flying BOLOs hit the Ragna-Mails.....

taalismn wrote:Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."

"THEY'RE CYBERMEN!!!"

taalismn wrote:Salamandinay looked at the blond opposite her and smirked; "I challenge you to a contest; if I win, you stay and fight by my side in my cause. If you win, you get to go free."
"How about if I win, not only to I go free, you have to do what I say for a week, within reasonable limits."
"Very well. Our first challenge is...bowling!"
"You're on!"
Angelo Dante: *snicker* "Does she know the el-tee bowls overhand?"
Louie: "Not a chance..."
Naga:(overhearing the last remarks)"Your Majesty! NO! IT'S A TRAP!"

SRoss wrote:Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "Can you remake the world where we're successful and happy?"

Embryo: "Hey! I'm not really a God you know!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "Can you remake the world where we're successful and happy?"

Embryo: "Hey! I'm not really a God you know!"

Klingon: "Let's kill you anyway."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "Can you remake the world where we're successful and happy?"

Embryo: "Hey! I'm not really a God you know!"

Klingon: "Let's kill you anyway."

As the Klingon sharpens his Bat'leth Embryo starts singing and Karno's shirt turns red.

Karno: "I've got a bad feeling about this... "

Not a bad song/video.

SRoss wrote:Cross Ange #17(spoilers)

Nova: "So you've become the enemy Commander."

Salia: "Yes, better equipment, better uniforms, more respect."

Edwards: "You realize this means you'll likely get killed before the boss fight."

I REALLY hope they turn against him.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Cross Ange #17(spoilers)

Nova: "So you've become the enemy Commander."

Salia: "Yes, better equipment, better uniforms, more respect."

Roy Fokker: (looking at Salia and Chris)"Okay, who are the 'Devo' rejects?"

Annnddd just as Tusk's crotch-diving seems to getting to be old schtick, does it appear to you that he's now being hit on by the DRAGONs' doctor and seems to have a little friction with Hilda?

Yep.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Cross Ange #17(spoilers)

Nova: "So you've become the enemy Commander."

Salia: "Yes, better equipment, better uniforms, more respect."

Roy Fokker: (looking at Salia and Chris)"Okay, who are the 'Devo' rejects?"

Annnddd just as Tusk's crotch-diving seems to getting to be old schtick, does it appear to you that he's now being hit on by the DRAGONs' doctor and seems to have a little friction with Hilda?

Kinda reminded me of the RWBY Yellow trailer.

Ya, a little, and LOVE that series! Can't wait for season 3!

taalismn wrote:Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."
Ange: "I found a better grade of allies because I'm ENRAGED."
And that's when the flying BOLOs hit the Ragna-Mails.....

My money is on the BOLOs. And whoever their emenies are, they might as well just start digging their graves.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."

"THEY'RE CYBERMEN!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."

"THEY'RE CYBERMEN!!!"

Nope cyberchicks from Torchwood... just gotta have the cyber lingerie.

Zer0 Kay wrote:[

Nope cyberchicks from Torchwood... just gotta have the cyber lingerie.

The Cybermen missed a MAJOR ploy there, what with their robot faces and silver oversuits...show some skin, some pecs, some breasts, some chisled and soft curves, they'd be outnumbering the Daleks in no time....

Zer0 Kay wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Salia: "We've been upgraded because we are now VALUED."

"THEY'RE CYBERMEN!!!"

Nope cyberchicks from Torchwood... just gotta have the cyber lingerie.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[

Nope cyberchicks from Torchwood... just gotta have the cyber lingerie.

The Cybermen missed a MAJOR ploy there, what with their robot faces and silver oversuits...show some skin, some pecs, some breasts, some chisled and soft curves, they'd be outnumbering the Daleks in no time....

Ange: "So the sell-outs get full-coverage pilot suits and helmets?"
Dana: "We could always give you a full suit of CVR-3."
Ange: "....and lose my sexy vibe hidden under all that clunky plate? You kidding?!"

Well you're a little small for Praxian armour.

taalismn wrote:Ange: "So the sell-outs get full-coverage pilot suits and helmets?"
Dana: "We could always give you a full suit of CVR-3."
Ange: "....and lose my sexy vibe hidden under all that clunky plate? You kidding?!"

SRoss wrote:Well you're a little small for Praxian armour.

Salamandinay:(looking at the smoking crater at the end of the field)"Okay, so maybe challenging Ange to a game of Grifball wasn't the best way to gain her trust..."(as Tusk turns a murderous look upon her)

taalismn wrote:Salamandinay:(looking at the smoking crater at the end of the field)"Okay, so maybe challenging Ange to a game of Grifball wasn't the best way to gain her trust..."(as Tusk turns a murderous look upon her)

Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

taalismn wrote:Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

Ange: (Pulling the pin on a Cobalt grenade) "Salamandidy, let me introduce you to a game I learned on another world... It's called Hot Potato."

SRoss wrote:Ange: (Pulling the pin on a Cobalt grenade) "Salamandidy, let me introduce you to a game I learned on another world... It's called Hot Potato."

Naga: "She's trying to kill the Priestess!"
Tusk: "Nah, that's just the way Ange shows affection."
Kaname: "...you're in an abusive relationship, you know that?"

SRoss wrote:Ange: (Pulling the pin on a Cobalt grenade) "Salamandidy, let me introduce you to a game I learned on another world... It's called Hot Potato."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ange: (Pulling the pin on a Cobalt grenade) "Salamandidy, let me introduce you to a game I learned on another world... It's called Hot Potato."

Naga: "She's trying to kill the Priestess!"
Tusk: "Nah, that's just the way Ange shows affection."
Kaname: "...you're in an abusive relationship, you know that?"

Salamandinay:"So Embryo baited us into a trap! Now what d we do?"
Dana Sterling: "Let me start by saying 'I told you so'.."
Salamandinay:"...grrrrrrr...."
Dana Sterling: "Let me continue by saying 'That's why we have a Plan B'."
Salamandinay: "We have a Plan B?"
Dana Sterling: "I have a Plan B."

Meanwhile, at a secret Magi facility, we see multiple guards stationed around a building. As POV looks over a guard's shoulder, we see several potted plants near the office entrance. When the guard looks the other way and back, we see the plants have moved closer several feet. PPV looks away, comes back. the potted plants are back in their original position. POV from the back shows the guard is in fact tied to a pole, his weapon unloaded and positioned by several inconspicuous braces holding him in place. He is out cold.
Inside the office a troop of Reasonable Marines are making their way inside using desks, false wall and floor panels for cover...

taalismn wrote:Salamandinay:"So Embryo baited us into a trap! Now what d we do?"
Dana Sterling: "Let me start by saying 'I told you so'.."
Salamandinay:"...grrrrrrr...."
Dana Sterling: "Let me continue by saying 'That's why we have a Plan B'."
Salamandinay: "We have a Plan B?"
Dana Sterling: "I have a Plan B."

Meanwhile, at a secret Magi facility, we see multiple guards stationed around a building. As POV looks over a guard's shoulder, we see several potted plants near the office entrance. When the guard looks the other way and back, we see the plants have moved closer several feet. PPV looks away, comes back. the potted plants are back in their original position. POV from the back shows the guard is in fact tied to a pole, his weapon unloaded and positioned by several inconspicuous braces holding him in place. He is out cold.
Inside the office a troop of Reasonable Marines are making their way inside using desks, false wall and floor panels for cover...

Jill knew she had control of the situation now....She had the spoiled little princess's friend tied up and hostage, she'd just disarmed said princess, had backhanded the Knight of Vilkiss to the floor, and now had the princess by the throat. Even the strangers they'd brought back with them were gobsmacked by the speed and decisiveness of her actions...
Well, except for the one who started laughing loudly.
"WHAT THE HELL 'S SO FUNNY?!" Jill hissed.
The stranger just pointed at Jill's other hand.
Confused, Jill looked at the end of her cybernetic arm, gripping...a short redhead?
Jill looked again. Ange was standing next to her, and Vivian was on the other side of the table, so where'd the damp redhead come from?
Her mind registered that the short redhead was wearing the same uniform as the other stranger...but hadn't the second newcomer been a MALE?
Then Jill's world went all to pain as Marine Lieutenant Ranma Hunter registered her displeasure at being grabbed by the neck.

"Wow...beaten unconscious with her own prosthetic arm. That's a whole new school of humiliation right there."

taalismn wrote:Jill knew she had control of the situation now....She had the spoiled little princess's friend tied up and hostage, she'd just disarmed said princess, had backhanded the Knight of Vilkiss to the floor, and now had the princess by the throat. Even the strangers they'd brought back with them were gobsmacked by the speed and decisiveness of her actions...
Well, except for the one who started laughing loudly.
"WHAT THE HELL 'S SO FUNNY?!" Jill hissed.
The stranger just pointed at Jill's other hand.
Confused, Jill looked at the end of her cybernetic arm, gripping...a short redhead?
Jill looked again. Ange was standing next to her, and Vivian was on the other side of the table, so where'd the damp redhead come from?
Her mind registered that the short redhead was wearing the same uniform as the other stranger...but hadn't the second newcomer been a MALE?
Then Jill's world went all to pain as Marine Lieutenant Ranma Hunter registered her displeasure at being grabbed by the neck.

"Wow...beaten unconscious with her own prosthetic arm. That's a whole new school of humiliation right there."

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

taalismn wrote:Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

Donut: But I just like playing with the big balls just like any other guy
Caboose: I like people... And Sheila's and spots... But mostly people... And kitties.
Griff: If I wasn't the object of this animosity I'd be trying to sell tickets
Church: What's the point I give up... Hey Tex ya wanna... [BOOM]... Doesn't matter what other people say, asking DOES hurt.

Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Spacebattles has an established RvB Loops thread where Caboose is the anchor, which drives the Admin nuts. Yet all the other RvB loopers LIKE it and threatened to Ascend when Caboose was rum through a particularly harsh punishment Loop. Church is likely to become the co-Anchor, because in any loop where somebody else loops in as Church, Caboose Team-Kills them(only Ranma Saotome survived this, though it wasn't until somebody else found a foolproof way to void getting Caboosed when Looping as Church.

Zer0 Kay wrote:[
How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Ranma came in in the original UEsG storyline, post-Evangelion First Contact/Gendo Curbstomp, when the UEG established the United EarthS. Ranma Hunter hails from a worldline where he was disowned from his family and essentially screwed over by everybody in Nerima, but fortunately wasn't locked in his curse(or at least permanently locked*), but got recruited by a UEsG scout team exploring the Takahashi-verses. He joined the UEsG Marines, met Rei Ayanami-Hunter, got engaged, and they married, Ranma taking his wife's adopted family name(as he wanted nothing more to do with the Saotome name).
I'd met to write a sequence where Ranma Hunter returns to Nerima(forced by circumstance to find something) and wrecks his vengeance, but never got around to it. I've suggested in various snippets that OTHER UEsG forces have a presence in Nerima, and have effectively wrecked the Tendos' and Saotomes' $#!+. It's been hinted that the BioSanitation Squad maintains a training facility across the street from the Tendos'; they practice on Akane Tendo's escaped cooking attempts. As yet, no other Nerimites, Chinese Amazons, or other Takahashian wierdos from Ranma's original worldline have been traveling extradimensionally, or are even aware of where Ranma has gone(aside from Kuno, who somehow acquired Torolian cloning and brainstamping technology and started creating a harem of female-locked 'red-headed pigtailed girls'' he wound up on the Game of Pain while the UEsG finds homes for a hundred clones) .

And you're referring to 'Pantyhose Tarou', who's more than a bit of an ********. He didn't really combine pools as much as he fell into a pool already holding an unlikely combination of critters; he's the only one known to have such a bizarre curse-combo(though there's also known to be a Pool of Drowned Asura).

*There IS a female-locked Ranma who was rescued just as she was attempting to commit suicide; she's still in a psychiatric facility, but is in an affair with one of the several in-treatment Setsuna Meiohs.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

Yep!

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

Donut: But I just like playing with the big balls just like any other guy
Caboose: I like people... And Sheila's and spots... But mostly people... And kitties.
Griff: If I wasn't the object of this animosity I'd be trying to sell tickets
Church: What's the point I give up... Hey Tex ya wanna... [BOOM]... Doesn't matter what other people say, asking DOES hurt.

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Nay, I'd still go with Church.

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

That didn't happen to Ranma, that Happen to another character in Ranma 1/2. I think his name was Pantyholes/Tora.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Spacebattles has an established RvB Loops thread where Caboose is the anchor, which drives the Admin nuts. Yet all the other RvB loopers LIKE it and threatened to Ascend when Caboose was rum through a particularly harsh punishment Loop. Church is likely to become the co-Anchor, because in any loop where somebody else loops in as Church, Caboose Team-Kills them(only Ranma Saotome survived this, though it wasn't until somebody else found a foolproof way to void getting Caboosed when Looping as Church.

Will have to find this and read it.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[
How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Ranma came in in the original UEsG storyline, post-Evangelion First Contact/Gendo Curbstomp, when the UEG established the United EarthS. Ranma Hunter hails from a worldline where he was disowned from his family and essentially screwed over by everybody in Nerima, but fortunately wasn't locked in his curse(or at least permanently locked*), but got recruited by a UEsG scout team exploring the Takahashi-verses. He joined the UEsG Marines, met Rei Ayanami-Hunter, got engaged, and they married, Ranma taking his wife's adopted family name(as he wanted nothing more to do with the Saotome name).
I'd met to write a sequence where Ranma Hunter returns to Nerima(forced by circumstance to find something) and wrecks his vengeance, but never got around to it. I've suggested in various snippets that OTHER UEsG forces have a presence in Nerima, and have effectively wrecked the Tendos' and Saotomes' $#!+. It's been hinted that the BioSanitation Squad maintains a training facility across the street from the Tendos'; they practice on Akane Tendo's escaped cooking attempts. As yet, no other Nerimites, Chinese Amazons, or other Takahashian wierdos from Ranma's original worldline have been traveling extradimensionally, or are even aware of where Ranma has gone(aside from Kuno, who somehow acquired Torolian cloning and brainstamping technology and started creating a harem of female-locked 'red-headed pigtailed girls'' he wound up on the Game of Pain while the UEsG finds homes for a hundred clones) .

And you're referring to 'Pantyhose Tarou', who's more than a bit of an ********. He didn't really combine pools as much as he fell into a pool already holding an unlikely combination of critters; he's the only one known to have such a bizarre curse-combo(though there's also known to be a Pool of Drowned Asura).

*There IS a female-locked Ranma who was rescued just as she was attempting to commit suicide; she's still in a psychiatric facility, but is in an affair with one of the several in-treatment Setsuna Meiohs.

Hope you get around to writing that soon! And I was right! It was Tarou! And ya, that would be great training for the Bio troops. Though I do feel kind of sorry for the oldest Tendo girl.

Rand: (In sealed CVR-3 moving an unconscious crewwoman) "Tusk, should I be worried that you felt it necessary to set up this Plan-B ahead of time?."

SRoss wrote:Rand: (In sealed CVR-3 moving an unconscious crewwoman) "Tusk, should I be worried that you felt it necessary to set up this Plan-B ahead of time?."

Rook: "I dunno, Tusk, you got some unresolved feelings with regards to 'Jill' here you're not telling us?"
Tusk: (kicking unconscious Jill in the ribs as he walks past her)"No. Why do you ask?"

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[
How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Ranma came in in the original UEsG storyline, post-Evangelion First Contact/Gendo Curbstomp, when the UEG established the United EarthS. Ranma Hunter hails from a worldline where he was disowned from his family and essentially screwed over by everybody in Nerima, but fortunately wasn't locked in his curse(or at least permanently locked*), but got recruited by a UEsG scout team exploring the Takahashi-verses. He joined the UEsG Marines, met Rei Ayanami-Hunter, got engaged, and they married, Ranma taking his wife's adopted family name(as he wanted nothing more to do with the Saotome name).
I'd met to write a sequence where Ranma Hunter returns to Nerima(forced by circumstance to find something) and wrecks his vengeance, but never got around to it. I've suggested in various snippets that OTHER UEsG forces have a presence in Nerima, and have effectively wrecked the Tendos' and Saotomes' $#!+. It's been hinted that the BioSanitation Squad maintains a training facility across the street from the Tendos'; they practice on Akane Tendo's escaped cooking attempts. As yet, no other Nerimites, Chinese Amazons, or other Takahashian wierdos from Ranma's original worldline have been traveling extradimensionally, or are even aware of where Ranma has gone(aside from Kuno, who somehow acquired Torolian cloning and brainstamping technology and started creating a harem of female-locked 'red-headed pigtailed girls'' he wound up on the Game of Pain while the UEsG finds homes for a hundred clones) .

And you're referring to 'Pantyhose Tarou', who's more than a bit of an ********. He didn't really combine pools as much as he fell into a pool already holding an unlikely combination of critters; he's the only one known to have such a bizarre curse-combo(though there's also known to be a Pool of Drowned Asura).

*There IS a female-locked Ranma who was rescued just as she was attempting to commit suicide; she's still in a psychiatric facility, but is in an affair with one of the several in-treatment Setsuna Meiohs.

Yes I am referring to Pantyhose, but he did combine pools. He also fell into the pool of the drowned octapus and instead of replacing his old form with an octapus he gained tentacles on his back.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

Yep!

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

Donut: But I just like playing with the big balls just like any other guy
Caboose: I like people... And Sheila's and spots... But mostly people... And kitties.
Griff: If I wasn't the object of this animosity I'd be trying to sell tickets
Church: What's the point I give up... Hey Tex ya wanna... [BOOM]... Doesn't matter what other people say, asking DOES hurt.

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Nay, I'd still go with Church.

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

That didn't happen to Ranma, that Happen to another character in Ranma 1/2. I think his name was Pantyholes/Tora.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Spacebattles has an established RvB Loops thread where Caboose is the anchor, which drives the Admin nuts. Yet all the other RvB loopers LIKE it and threatened to Ascend when Caboose was rum through a particularly harsh punishment Loop. Church is likely to become the co-Anchor, because in any loop where somebody else loops in as Church, Caboose Team-Kills them(only Ranma Saotome survived this, though it wasn't until somebody else found a foolproof way to void getting Caboosed when Looping as Church.

Will have to find this and read it.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[
How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Ranma came in in the original UEsG storyline, post-Evangelion First Contact/Gendo Curbstomp, when the UEG established the United EarthS. Ranma Hunter hails from a worldline where he was disowned from his family and essentially screwed over by everybody in Nerima, but fortunately wasn't locked in his curse(or at least permanently locked*), but got recruited by a UEsG scout team exploring the Takahashi-verses. He joined the UEsG Marines, met Rei Ayanami-Hunter, got engaged, and they married, Ranma taking his wife's adopted family name(as he wanted nothing more to do with the Saotome name).
I'd met to write a sequence where Ranma Hunter returns to Nerima(forced by circumstance to find something) and wrecks his vengeance, but never got around to it. I've suggested in various snippets that OTHER UEsG forces have a presence in Nerima, and have effectively wrecked the Tendos' and Saotomes' $#!+. It's been hinted that the BioSanitation Squad maintains a training facility across the street from the Tendos'; they practice on Akane Tendo's escaped cooking attempts. As yet, no other Nerimites, Chinese Amazons, or other Takahashian wierdos from Ranma's original worldline have been traveling extradimensionally, or are even aware of where Ranma has gone(aside from Kuno, who somehow acquired Torolian cloning and brainstamping technology and started creating a harem of female-locked 'red-headed pigtailed girls'' he wound up on the Game of Pain while the UEsG finds homes for a hundred clones) .

And you're referring to 'Pantyhose Tarou', who's more than a bit of an ********. He didn't really combine pools as much as he fell into a pool already holding an unlikely combination of critters; he's the only one known to have such a bizarre curse-combo(though there's also known to be a Pool of Drowned Asura).

*There IS a female-locked Ranma who was rescued just as she was attempting to commit suicide; she's still in a psychiatric facility, but is in an affair with one of the several in-treatment Setsuna Meiohs.

Hope you get around to writing that soon! And I was right! It was Tarou! And ya, that would be great training for the Bio troops. Though I do feel kind of sorry for the oldest Tendo girl.

Yes I am referring to Pantyhose that is why I said bring in he who... Cuz he already brought in Ranma so it couldn't be a reference to him

Don't feel sorry for Kasumi Tendo...as you well know, she's been referenced in the Blooper Threat as one of the Evil Empresses of the Megaverse, and she has a controlling interest in Splynn, having apparently lucked out and/or card-sharped some of the most profitable real estate out from under the original owners.

Zer0 Kay wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

Yep!

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge: "That's the POINT of Grifball! Making friends and having a good time!"

Donut: But I just like playing with the big balls just like any other guy
Caboose: I like people... And Sheila's and spots... But mostly people... And kitties.
Griff: If I wasn't the object of this animosity I'd be trying to sell tickets
Church: What's the point I give up... Hey Tex ya wanna... [BOOM]... Doesn't matter what other people say, asking DOES hurt.

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Nay, I'd still go with Church.

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Sorry, Ranma won't have been in that position to begin with. He'd have had this fight from the start. Unless I'm forgetting something about Jill, isn't she a normal person.

One of two possibilities....Jill grabbed the wrong person by mistake(in episode 18 she's pretty much whacked out of it in her RAGE, but given that she's slept with Embryo, what can you expect?) or Ranma pulled a substitution move, seeing as the UEsG reps have orders to protect their first contacts.
Of course, it would have gone downhill a lot faster if Jill had grabbed Ranma by the breast, then made the mistake of squeezing, in which case, considering they're on a submarine, the norma would be performing a major hull breach repair(counterflooding to compensate for list) and Maggy would be searching the surrounding waters in a lifeboat to see where her commander went.

Yeah, in hand to hand combat, if you can actually SEE what Ranma's doing, he's having a bad day.

How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

That didn't happen to Ranma, that Happen to another character in Ranma 1/2. I think his name was Pantyholes/Tora.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:Who'd be the anchor for RvB? The sanest one is church, but he is a fraction of an AI.almost everyone else is crazy. I'd figure Simmons.

Spacebattles has an established RvB Loops thread where Caboose is the anchor, which drives the Admin nuts. Yet all the other RvB loopers LIKE it and threatened to Ascend when Caboose was rum through a particularly harsh punishment Loop. Church is likely to become the co-Anchor, because in any loop where somebody else loops in as Church, Caboose Team-Kills them(only Ranma Saotome survived this, though it wasn't until somebody else found a foolproof way to void getting Caboosed when Looping as Church.

Will have to find this and read it.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[
How long ago you bring Ranma in? You going to bring in he who fall in cursed spring of jusenkyo of the drowned yeti riding a bull while carying a crane and eel? Or after he also fell in spring of drowned octopus? And why is he the only one that combines pools?

Ranma came in in the original UEsG storyline, post-Evangelion First Contact/Gendo Curbstomp, when the UEG established the United EarthS. Ranma Hunter hails from a worldline where he was disowned from his family and essentially screwed over by everybody in Nerima, but fortunately wasn't locked in his curse(or at least permanently locked*), but got recruited by a UEsG scout team exploring the Takahashi-verses. He joined the UEsG Marines, met Rei Ayanami-Hunter, got engaged, and they married, Ranma taking his wife's adopted family name(as he wanted nothing more to do with the Saotome name).
I'd met to write a sequence where Ranma Hunter returns to Nerima(forced by circumstance to find something) and wrecks his vengeance, but never got around to it. I've suggested in various snippets that OTHER UEsG forces have a presence in Nerima, and have effectively wrecked the Tendos' and Saotomes' $#!+. It's been hinted that the BioSanitation Squad maintains a training facility across the street from the Tendos'; they practice on Akane Tendo's escaped cooking attempts. As yet, no other Nerimites, Chinese Amazons, or other Takahashian wierdos from Ranma's original worldline have been traveling extradimensionally, or are even aware of where Ranma has gone(aside from Kuno, who somehow acquired Torolian cloning and brainstamping technology and started creating a harem of female-locked 'red-headed pigtailed girls'' he wound up on the Game of Pain while the UEsG finds homes for a hundred clones) .

And you're referring to 'Pantyhose Tarou', who's more than a bit of an ********. He didn't really combine pools as much as he fell into a pool already holding an unlikely combination of critters; he's the only one known to have such a bizarre curse-combo(though there's also known to be a Pool of Drowned Asura).

*There IS a female-locked Ranma who was rescued just as she was attempting to commit suicide; she's still in a psychiatric facility, but is in an affair with one of the several in-treatment Setsuna Meiohs.

Hope you get around to writing that soon! And I was right! It was Tarou! And ya, that would be great training for the Bio troops. Though I do feel kind of sorry for the oldest Tendo girl.

Yes I am referring to Pantyhose that is why I said bring in he who... Cuz he already brought in Ranma so it couldn't be a reference to him

Ya, got it!

taalismn wrote:Don't feel sorry for Kasumi Tendo...as you well know, she's been referenced in the Blooper Threat as one of the Evil Empresses of the Megaverse, and she has a controlling interest in Splynn, having apparently lucked out and/or card-sharped some of the most profitable real estate out from under the original owners.

Forgot about that. Though which one? There has been multi dives into multi Ranma universes. So there has to at least one good Kasumi there.

"So, I got to ask, where does your command technique come from?"

Jill: "I got this book on your world."



"I'm beginning to see the nature of your command problems..."

Alpha 11 wrote:[Forgot about that. Though which one? There has been multi dives into multi Ranma universes. So there has to at least one good Kasumi there.

I'm of the mind that you're either dealing with Clueless Kasumi the Airhead, or Crouching Housewife, Hidden Dragon Kasumi who's waiting for the chance to tear your head off.
One early fanfic Evil Kasumi I remember reading essentially murdered her own mother to take over the household, and was manipulating everybody as a sort of hobby...up to and including staging a number of murders and setting up Ranma's 'suicide' when he found out about her(ironically, another author foiled that ending by having ANOTHER crossdimensional Kasumi, seeking to avert a tragedy in her own timeline, stumbling across the scene and saving that Ranma's life by the simple expedient of REMOVING EVIL KASUMI'S HEAD...but even that alternate version had her host of problems, mainly from seeing all the universes where she was an un-involved airhead or unconcerned bystander).

SRoss wrote:"So, I got to ask, where does your command technique come from?"

Jill: "I got this book on your world."

HOW TO HANDLE ALLIES AND INFLUENCE SUBORDINATES by Warlord Khyron.

"I'm beginning to see the nature of your command problems..."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[Forgot about that. Though which one? There has been multi dives into multi Ranma universes. So there has to at least one good Kasumi there.

I'm of the mind that you're either dealing with Clueless Kasumi the Airhead, or Crouching Housewife, Hidden Dragon Kasumi who's waiting for the chance to tear your head off.
One early fanfic Evil Kasumi I remember reading essentially murdered her own mother to take over the household, and was manipulating everybody as a sort of hobby...up to and including staging a number of murders and setting up Ranma's 'suicide' when he found out about her(ironically, another author foiled that ending by having ANOTHER crossdimensional Kasumi, seeking to avert a tragedy in her own timeline, stumbling across the scene and saving that Ranma's life by the simple expedient of REMOVING EVIL KASUMI'S HEAD...but even that alternate version had her host of problems, mainly from seeing all the universes where she was an un-involved airhead or unconcerned bystander).

Well, I I've read a few were she is good. Even were she ends up with Ranma. A good one for that was a Nightbane crossover were Ranma and Kasumi were Nightbane. They ended up getting married in that one and having a daughter.

Alpha 11 wrote:[Well, I I've read a few were she is good. Even were she ends up with Ranma. A good one for that was a Nightbane crossover were Ranma and Kasumi were Nightbane. They ended up getting married in that one and having a daughter.

Sadly the sequel to that didn't get very far. Alita and Hotaru were road-tripping when they ran into some young Amazons fending off a squad of Darkhounds.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[Well, I I've read a few were she is good. Even were she ends up with Ranma. A good one for that was a Nightbane crossover were Ranma and Kasumi were Nightbane. They ended up getting married in that one and having a daughter.

Sadly the sequel to that didn't get very far. Alita and Hotaru were road-tripping when they ran into some young Amazons fending off a squad of Darkhounds.

Ya, why do so many good stories like that just get dropped? I hope nothing bad happen to the author. I really hope he comes back someday and finishes it. But that is a long shot at best.

"So...we're dead?"
"Looks like it."
"...damn..."
"It's your fault, you know."
"How so?"
"When asked 'what are you going to do when this is all over' or 'what plans do you have for the future?', YOU DO NOT ANSWER! Don't you have ANY genre savvy?"
"I was self-raised in the woods! How the heck am I supposed to know about genre-smarts!? I thought it was an honest question! I AM planning to open a cafe by the sea!"
"WAS planning, not IS planning. WE're dead, remember?"
"Okay, okay, I failed, I got killed, Ange's not here, so she's still alive and likely in danger. So, how'd you get here? And how'd you get so smart about these things?"
"Watched movies with the rest of the norma. And I'm thinking I made the mistake of 'I've got to go back to see this thing through'. I got overly optimistic about my chances. *Sigh* ...I shoulda listened to Mom."
"Great...so where are we? I don't know about you, but this is a rather strange-looking afterlife..."
"Waiting room with old magazines...yeah, strange-looking afterlife."
THAT'S BECAUSE THIS IS NOT YOUR AFTERLIFE, IT'S LIMBO.
"...run that by me, after my heart stops racing?"
YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT DEAD. YOU'RE IN A HOLDING PATTERN WHILE YOUR ULTIMATE FATE IS DECIDED.
"Meaning...?"
YOU MIGHT BE STILL ALIVE. OR, YOU MIGHT REALLY BE DEAD, IN WHICH CASE YOU GO ON TO THE AFTERLIFE.
"So....we might be alive? WE can still get back? What do we do?! How do we get back?"
YOU WAIT.
"For how long?!"
FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.
"Where do we wait?"
HERE. IN LIMBO. WE MODELED IT AFTER A DEPARTMENT OF MOTORVEHICLES OFFICE. HAVE FUN.
"THat...doesn't sound too promising."
"Gimme one of those magazines, Tusk. Might as well get comfortable."

Outside the Dawn Pillar
Asuka wildly slewed her EVA around in an attempt to catch Embryo’s darting Ragna-Mail.

Embryo: (Singing)

Asuka: “Crap! Here we go again!”

Meanwhile, over the Empire of Misurugi… Approaching the Pillar
Two Alpha’s escorting a VA-6 Monster…

“Did you know, there are three kinds of aces? Those who seek strength, those who live for pride, and those who can read the tide of battle. Those are the three…”
“And him?”
“He was a fighter pilot named Pixy Wings Shinji… This man was his buddy…”

Char: “Hey buddy it looks like those AT Fields are getting a real work out. Weren’t there supposed to be some Para-Mails covering us?”

Good Edwards: (In Tiger Eye AWACS) “Be advised, there are Ragna-Mails massing over the palace. Shoot them down and gain air superiority.”

Shinji: “These Alphas aren’t built for close combat. Shouldn’t we pull back?”

Good Edwards: “No team! We cannot authorise a retreat.”

Char: “This will cost you extra…”

Soon Shinji and Char find themselves fighting back to back against the faster Ragna-Mails closing to melee range.

Suddenly…

Mina: “Barkhorn! You Hartmann and Perrine take the ones one the right! Shirley! Take Lucchini and Lynette and deal with the ones on the left! Yoshika! You, Sanya, Shizuka and Heidemaire protect the veritechs! Eila! You and I will take the leader!”

Strike Witches: “Yes Mam!!!”

Salia: “Eeep!!!”

Fokker, Patron Saint of Fighter Pilots: "Looks like you got quite a few people looking to punch your ticket."
Embryo: "Oh no, not you again!"
To add insult to injury, that's when the three BOLOs started using Embryo for target practice.

taalismn wrote:Fokker, Patron Saint of Fighter Pilots: "Looks like you got quite a few people looking to punch your ticket."
Embryo: "Oh no, not you again!"
To add insult to injury, that's when the three BOLOs started using Embryo for target practice.

Ben Dixon: "I bet you're really regretting that instant regeneration now?"

SRoss wrote:[

Ben Dixon: "I bet you're really regretting that instant regeneration now?"

Instant Regeneration simply means your enemies can get creative taking you apart.

taalismn: (With the others in a room, knee deep in dead Embryos) (Not as dark as it sounds) "You know. Treat this like a game, and its kinda fun!"

SRoss: (Slipping a couple of shells into a break-open shotgun as Embryo reappears) "Yep. PULL!!!"

taalismn wrote:"So...we're dead?"
"Looks like it."
"...damn..."
"It's your fault, you know."
"How so?"
"When asked 'what are you going to do when this is all over' or 'what plans do you have for the future?', YOU DO NOT ANSWER! Don't you have ANY genre savvy?"
"I was self-raised in the woods! How the heck am I supposed to know about genre-smarts!? I thought it was an honest question! I AM planning to open a cafe by the sea!"
"WAS planning, not IS planning. WE're dead, remember?"
"Okay, okay, I failed, I got killed, Ange's not here, so she's still alive and likely in danger. So, how'd you get here? And how'd you get so smart about these things?"
"Watched movies with the rest of the norma. And I'm thinking I made the mistake of 'I've got to go back to see this thing through'. I got overly optimistic about my chances. *Sigh* ...I shoulda listened to Mom."
"Great...so where are we? I don't know about you, but this is a rather strange-looking afterlife..."
"Waiting room with old magazines...yeah, strange-looking afterlife."
THAT'S BECAUSE THIS IS NOT YOUR AFTERLIFE, IT'S LIMBO.
"...run that by me, after my heart stops racing?"
YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT DEAD. YOU'RE IN A HOLDING PATTERN WHILE YOUR ULTIMATE FATE IS DECIDED.
"Meaning...?"
YOU MIGHT BE STILL ALIVE. OR, YOU MIGHT REALLY BE DEAD, IN WHICH CASE YOU GO ON TO THE AFTERLIFE.
"So....we might be alive? WE can still get back? What do we do?! How do we get back?"
YOU WAIT.
"For how long?!"
FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.
"Where do we wait?"
HERE. IN LIMBO. WE MODELED IT AFTER A DEPARTMENT OF MOTORVEHICLES OFFICE. HAVE FUN.
"THat...doesn't sound too promising."
"Gimme one of those magazines, Tusk. Might as well get comfortable."

I see the after life likes to drive people crazy. Guess they got to get their laughs somehow.

SRoss wrote:Outside the Dawn Pillar
Asuka wildly slewed her EVA around in an attempt to catch Embryo’s darting Ragna-Mail.

Embryo: (Singing)

Asuka: “Crap! Here we go again!”

Meanwhile, over the Empire of Misurugi… Approaching the Pillar
Two Alpha’s escorting a VA-6 Monster…

“Did you know, there are three kinds of aces? Those who seek strength, those who live for pride, and those who can read the tide of battle. Those are the three…”
“And him?”
“He was a fighter pilot named Pixy Wings Shinji… This man was his buddy…”

Char: “Hey buddy it looks like those AT Fields are getting a real work out. Weren’t there supposed to be some Para-Mails covering us?”

Good Edwards: (In Tiger Eye AWACS) “Be advised, there are Ragna-Mails massing over the palace. Shoot them down and gain air superiority.”

Shinji: “These Alphas aren’t built for close combat. Shouldn’t we pull back?”

Good Edwards: “No team! We cannot authorise a retreat.”

Char: “This will cost you extra…”

Soon Shinji and Char find themselves fighting back to back against the faster Ragna-Mails closing to melee range.

Suddenly…

Mina: “Barkhorn! You Hartmann and Perrine take the ones one the right! Shirley! Take Lucchini and Lynette and deal with the ones on the left! Yoshika! You, Sanya, Shizuka and Heidemaire protect the veritechs! Eila! You and I will take the leader!”

Strike Witches: “Yes Mam!!!”

Salia: “Eeep!!!”

Strike Witches, as in these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches ?

taalismn wrote:Fokker, Patron Saint of Fighter Pilots: "Looks like you got quite a few people looking to punch your ticket."
Embryo: "Oh no, not you again!"
To add insult to injury, that's when the three BOLOs started using Embryo for target practice.

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Fokker, Patron Saint of Fighter Pilots: "Looks like you got quite a few people looking to punch your ticket."
Embryo: "Oh no, not you again!"
To add insult to injury, that's when the three BOLOs started using Embryo for target practice.

Ben Dixon: "I bet you're really regretting that instant regeneration now?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Ben Dixon: "I bet you're really regretting that instant regeneration now?"

Instant Regeneration simply means your enemies can get creative taking you apart.

SRoss wrote:taalismn: (With the others in a room, knee deep in dead Embryos) (Not as dark as it sounds) "You know. Treat this like a game, and its kinda fun!"

SRoss: (Slipping a couple of shells into a break-open shotgun as Embryo reappears) "Yep. PULL!!!"

I think I'll join you! ( Brakes out a mini gun )

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Outside the Dawn Pillar
Asuka wildly slewed her EVA around in an attempt to catch Embryo’s darting Ragna-Mail.

Embryo: (Singing)

Asuka: “Crap! Here we go again!”

Meanwhile, over the Empire of Misurugi… Approaching the Pillar
Two Alpha’s escorting a VA-6 Monster…

“Did you know, there are three kinds of aces? Those who seek strength, those who live for pride, and those who can read the tide of battle. Those are the three…”
“And him?”
“He was a fighter pilot named Pixy Wings Shinji… This man was his buddy…”

Char: “Hey buddy it looks like those AT Fields are getting a real work out. Weren’t there supposed to be some Para-Mails covering us?”

Good Edwards: (In Tiger Eye AWACS) “Be advised, there are Ragna-Mails massing over the palace. Shoot them down and gain air superiority.”

Shinji: “These Alphas aren’t built for close combat. Shouldn’t we pull back?”

Good Edwards: “No team! We cannot authorise a retreat.”

Char: “This will cost you extra…”

Soon Shinji and Char find themselves fighting back to back against the faster Ragna-Mails closing to melee range.

Suddenly…

Mina: “Barkhorn! You Hartmann and Perrine take the ones one the right! Shirley! Take Lucchini and Lynette and deal with the ones on the left! Yoshika! You, Sanya, Shizuka and Heidemaire protect the veritechs! Eila! You and I will take the leader!”

Strike Witches: “Yes Mam!!!”

Salia: “Eeep!!!”

Strike Witches, as in these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches ?

Yep!

Alecia: "Hey Embryo catch."
fires a salvo of missiles including a variety of multiwarhead ones up to and including
something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ApM-GbzhLI ~1:12 (of 2min) only more so.
then for "giggles" drops him in a large minefield of the "reusable" bouncing betty grav mines from john ringo's postleen war series (They basically pop up a couple feet or more and send out a grav shear plane about 10 ft in diameter) pretty much guaranteed to chop him into itty bitty bits repeatedly...

"Say, Embryo, wanna see a 'singularity' close up?"
(POV draws away to show Embryo chained to a Neutron-S missile drifting into deep space....)


Ikari Gendo: "This all seems vaguely familiar...."

taalismn wrote:"Say, Embryo, wanna see a 'singularity' close up?"
(POV draws away to show Embryo chained to a Neutron-S missile drifting into deep space....)


Ikari Gendo: "This all seems vaguely familiar...."

Ice Guard Trooper: " Meh, seen worse, been through worse. "
*Sits back with a bag of popcorn and a six pack of homebrewed artic beer and enjoys the show as it unfolds around him.*