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Ryoko: "Wait...where's Tenchi?!"
Ayeka: "He was just here!"
Dana: "Those two (pointing at Nova and Rook) stole my new man!!"
Ryoko and Ayeka: "TTTTTTEEEENNNCCCHHHIII!! (...in hot pursuit...)"
Dana: "Wait for ME!!"

Shinji: "Thank God! The pressure is off for a little while."

taalismn wrote:Depends on who Little Waashu-chan found as her new guinea pig.

Well, if it's just that, we can relax a little. I was thinking of something really worse.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Depends on who Little Waashu-chan found as her new guinea pig.

Sean: (Drinking from a test tube) "So what did you say this stuff will do to me again?"

Arnie100 wrote:Marie: "Oh, God, not AGAIN...LANGGGGG!!"
Lang: "I can't do anything...she has tenure. Besides, I don't know what she did. She's also the new Anime Science and Anime Technology class' teacher."

(While Ryoko and Ayeka are busy arguing...some of the local girls are already making their moves...)

Dana: "So...what's YOUR name?? (Twirling a bit of Tenchi's hair...)"
Tenchi: "Aaaahhh..."
Nova: "You're not ATTACHED to anyone, are you? (Showing a bit of cleavage)"
Rook: "He IS cute...."

Ya, I could see that happening.

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling: "Let me make one thing clear to you, young man...you hurt my little girl in any way, shape, or form, and not even an empire's going to be able to save you from my wrath."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "DaaaaaaaaAAADDD...You're EMBARASSING me..."
Max: "But..."
Miriya: "Oh, I'm sure Dana can handle herself..."
Dana: "Thanks, Mom...HHHEEEEYY!!! (Watching Nova and Rook walk off with Tenchi...)"

(Meanwhile...Ryoko and Ayeka are still busy arguing with each other...oblivious to what had just happened...)

taalismn wrote:Max and Miriya aren't helicopter or even gunship parents; they're fighter-bomber-battloid-mode parents.

Arnie100 wrote:Ryoko: "Wait...where's Tenchi?!"
Ayeka: "He was just here!"
Dana: "Those two (pointing at Nova and Rook) stole my new man!!"
Ryoko and Ayeka: "TTTTTTEEEENNNCCCHHHIII!! (...in hot pursuit...)"
Dana: "Wait for ME!!"

Yep! Just another day in the life of Tenchi!

SRoss wrote:Shinji: "Thank God! The pressure is off for a little while."

Don't worry! Your next!

"And THAT, people, is why the school nurse's office doesn't hand out birth control, it hands out helmets, Kevlar vests, and armored fireproof underwear."

(As Ryoko, Ayeka, Dana, Nova and Rook (in full body casts) all lay in beds in the school infirmary...we meet the school's new doctor...)

Waashu: "What's on the agenda, today?"
Ryoko and Ayeka:

Arnie100 wrote:(As Ryoko, Ayeka, Dana, Nova and Rook (in full body casts) all lay in beds in the school infirmary...we meet the school's new doctor...)

Waashu: "What's on the agenda, today?"
Ryoko and Ayeka:

"Can you do a commonsense transfusion?"
"NOBODY has enough commonsense to be a donor here."

Meanwhile ... in Detention Hall...

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi: "Awwww, do I really have to write out; I will not try to have my sister killed, two million times?"

SRoss: "Do you want to have another Time-Out with Annie?"

Annie: (Letting her eyes go all dragon-like)

Sylvia starts writing like mad...

Shinji: "Girl problems?"
Tenchi: "Everywhere I go, it seems."
Shinji: "Join the club."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... in Detention Hall...

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi: "Awwww, do I really have to write out; I will not try to have my sister killed, two million times?"

SRoss: "Do you want to have another Time-Out with Annie?"

Annie: (Letting her eyes go all dragon-like)

Sylvia starts writing like mad...

As part of her introduction into the Megaverse, her lower body paralysis was cured...but it was made readily clear to her that this was only so people could kick her @$$ repeatedly without the wheel/float chair getting in the way.

taalismn wrote:"And THAT, people, is why the school nurse's office doesn't hand out birth control, it hands out helmets, Kevlar vests, and armored fireproof underwear."

Arnie100 wrote:(As Ryoko, Ayeka, Dana, Nova and Rook (in full body casts) all lay in beds in the school infirmary...we meet the school's new doctor...)

Waashu: "What's on the agenda, today?"
Ryoko and Ayeka:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(As Ryoko, Ayeka, Dana, Nova and Rook (in full body casts) all lay in beds in the school infirmary...we meet the school's new doctor...)

Waashu: "What's on the agenda, today?"
Ryoko and Ayeka:

"Can you do a commonsense transfusion?"
"NOBODY has enough commonsense to be a donor here."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... in Detention Hall...

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi: "Awwww, do I really have to write out; I will not try to have my sister killed, two million times?"

SRoss: "Do you want to have another Time-Out with Annie?"

Annie: (Letting her eyes go all dragon-like)

Sylvia starts writing like mad...

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "Girl problems?"
Tenchi: "Everywhere I go, it seems."
Shinji: "Join the club."

Ya, know, they could actually form one. Just add Ranma, and maybe Ichigo, and..., there is a lot out there.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... in Detention Hall...

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi: "Awwww, do I really have to write out; I will not try to have my sister killed, two million times?"

SRoss: "Do you want to have another Time-Out with Annie?"

Annie: (Letting her eyes go all dragon-like)

Sylvia starts writing like mad...

As part of her introduction into the Megaverse, her lower body paralysis was cured...but it was made readily clear to her that this was only so people could kick her @$$ repeatedly without the wheel/float chair getting in the way.

"Gee, I didn't know the school cable service got the 'Game of Pain' here?"
"Huh...TV violence...not exactly appropriate fare for education."
"Say, Ange...isn't that your brother Julio there? Crouched on the edge of that vat of boiling lard?"
"...gimme the volume control...."

taalismn wrote:"Gee, I didn't know the school cable service got the 'Game of Pain' here?"
"Huh...TV violence...not exactly appropriate fare for education."
"Say, Ange...isn't that your brother Julio there? Crouched on the edge of that vat of boiling lard?"
"...gimme the volume control...."

SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

"Miss Ange, I know you have a sudden interest in 'Current Events: Violent Overthrow of Tyrannies', but please curb your enthusiasm and let us move on to the next part of the course?"
"Please...one more time. Can we replay the part where he tries to use a mana-shield against the pack of hungry norcas and fails to bring one up? Pretty please?"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

Arnie100: "Nononono...those weren't screams off HORROR coming from the Dark Arts class...there was; uhmmmm...LAUGHTER!! Yeah, that's it!"
SRoss: "MANIACAL laughter?"

Arnie100 wrote:[
Arnie100: "Nononono...those weren't screams off HORROR coming from the Dark Arts class...there was; uhmmmm...LAUGHTER!! Yeah, that's it!"
SRoss: "MANIACAL laughter?"

"More of a cackle, shading to a chortle, possible with undertones of guffaw."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

"Miss Ange, I know you have a sudden interest in 'Current Events: Violent Overthrow of Tyrannies', but please curb your enthusiasm and let us move on to the next part of the course?"
"Please...one more time. Can we replay the part where he tries to use a mana-shield against the pack of hungry norcas and fails to bring one up? Pretty please?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "And you said rigging the school with Hi-Def surround sound was a waste of money."

Arnie100: "Nononono...those weren't screams off HORROR coming from the Dark Arts class...there was; uhmmmm...LAUGHTER!! Yeah, that's it!"
SRoss: "MANIACAL laughter?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[
Arnie100: "Nononono...those weren't screams off HORROR coming from the Dark Arts class...there was; uhmmmm...LAUGHTER!! Yeah, that's it!"
SRoss: "MANIACAL laughter?"

"More of a cackle, shading to a chortle, possible with undertones of guffaw."

SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

Well, the OTHER choice was Maggy, who reportedly LOVES the sight of blood.

"I don't understand why you're treating me like this?! I've done nothing wrong! I teach a valuable lesson in how unfair the world is! Of how to survive in a self-serving world!"
GMP Officer: (Shoving a handcuffed and roughed-up Zola into the back of a paddy-wagon) " Your background check for being a school athletics coach came up red flags. Ypu're a sexual predator, What DON'T you understand?"
Revvy:(standing to the side, her automatic pistols out) "Touch my girls and think you can get away with it? No way."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

Waashu: "HHHEEYY!! None of that stuff in MY infirmary!! Without the proper SAFETY equipment!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

Waashu: "HHHEEYY!! None of that stuff in MY infirmary!! Without the proper SAFETY equipment!!"

Jill: "Both my knife and my cyber-arm have been properly sterilized, and she, (Indicating Dana) is properly secured. How much safer can we be?"

Nova: "HEY! Nobody taps that except me--I did NOT just say that, did I?"
(slow nods in the affirmative)
Nova: "...can we retake that?"
(slow nods in the negative)
Dana: "Be gentle with me, Nova..."

Sisters of Cle Redemptia: (Lined up out the door and down the hall) "We're here for our physicals. But if you're up for that, can we join you?"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

taalismn wrote:Well, the OTHER choice was Maggy, who reportedly LOVES the sight of blood.

"I don't understand why you're treating me like this?! I've done nothing wrong! I teach a valuable lesson in how unfair the world is! Of how to survive in a self-serving world!"
GMP Officer: (Shoving a handcuffed and roughed-up Zola into the back of a paddy-wagon) " Your background check for being a school athletics coach came up red flags. Ypu're a sexual predator, What DON'T you understand?"
Revvy:(standing to the side, her automatic pistols out) "Touch my girls and think you can get away with it? No way."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

Waashu: "HHHEEYY!! None of that stuff in MY infirmary!! Without the proper SAFETY equipment!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "I know it's UEG policy to try and find productive jobs for cross-dimensional refugees, but I can't help but worry that hiring HER as the new school nurse was a bad idea."

Cut to the Nurses Office, Dana is stretched over the examination table...

Jill: "This is just a physical."

Waashu: "HHHEEYY!! None of that stuff in MY infirmary!! Without the proper SAFETY equipment!!"

Jill: "Both my knife and my cyber-arm have been properly sterilized, and she, (Indicating Dana) is properly secured. How much safer can we be?"

taalismn wrote:Nova: "HEY! Nobody taps that except me--I did NOT just say that, did I?"
(slow nods in the affirmative)
Nova: "...can we retake that?"
(slow nods in the negative)
Dana: "Be gentle with me, Nova..."

SRoss wrote:Sisters of Cle Redemptia: (Lined up out the door and down the hall) "We're here for our physicals. But if you're up for that, can we join you?"

Jill: "Is it always like this here?"
Little Waashu-chan: "This thread's still young. I understand it's been established as the new normal over the Mauve, Ice Guard, Crossover, and Blooper threads."
Jill: "There's a difference? I though it was all one big mash-up?"

SRoss: (Standing over a man in a body cast) "The first thing you have to understand Mr. Tusk, is that here, nap time does not involve tying a girl naked to a bed and getting in with her. Honestly, your lucky Rook only broke your bones."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing over a man in a body cast) "The first thing you have to understand Mr. Tusk, is that here, nap time does not involve tying a girl naked to a bed and getting in with her. Honestly, your lucky Rook only broke your bones."

"And Rand only drove over you once."

Little Waashu-Chan: "Alright; Rook, since your now part of the nursing staff, Nurse Jill will teach ypu every thing you need to know..."
Jill: "I'm sure we'll have lots of FUN..."
Rook:
Victi -- uhm, PATIENTS and Rand:

taalismn wrote:Jill: "Is it always like this here?"
Little Waashu-chan: "This thread's still young. I understand it's been established as the new normal over the Mauve, Ice Guard, Crossover, and Blooper threads."
Jill: "There's a difference? I though it was all one big mash-up?"

Jill?

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing over a man in a body cast) "The first thing you have to understand Mr. Tusk, is that here, nap time does not involve tying a girl naked to a bed and getting in with her. Honestly, your lucky Rook only broke your bones."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing over a man in a body cast) "The first thing you have to understand Mr. Tusk, is that here, nap time does not involve tying a girl naked to a bed and getting in with her. Honestly, your lucky Rook only broke your bones."

"And Rand only drove over you once."

Arnie100 wrote:Little Waashu-Chan: "Alright; Rook, since your now part of the nursing staff, Nurse Jill will teach ypu every thing you need to know..."
Jill: "I'm sure we'll have lots of FUN..."
Rook:
Victi -- uhm, PATIENTS and Rand:

"Is that an endoscope or a subway train?"

Rook: "So what are these paddle-like things??"

BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!

Nurse Jill: "That would be the defibrilator..."
Victi - PATIENT: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."
Nurse Jill: "That's what we're here for...now relax...this WILL hurt...a LOT..."
Rook: "I could get to like this!"

"Ahhhh...Christmas Break...kids all at home...a moment of peace before the Spring Semes-:
@@@@WWWHHUUUMMMPPFFFF@@@@
"-Gymnasium just exploded."
"-right, we don't have the usual semester schedule. And some of our kids CAN'T go home. Inform the contractors we'll be needing a new gym."
"Already contacted them. Speed-dial is WONDERFUL."

taalismn wrote:"Is that an endoscope or a subway train?"

Arnie100 wrote:Rook: "So what are these paddle-like things??"

BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!

Nurse Jill: "That would be the defibrilator..."
Victi - PATIENT: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."
Nurse Jill: "That's what we're here for...now relax...this WILL hurt...a LOT..."
Rook: "I could get to like this!"

taalismn wrote:"Ahhhh...Christmas Break...kids all at home...a moment of peace before the Spring Semes-:
@@@@WWWHHUUUMMMPPFFFF@@@@
"-Gymnasium just exploded."
"-right, we don't have the usual semester schedule. And some of our kids CAN'T go home. Inform the contractors we'll be needing a new gym."
"Already contacted them. Speed-dial is WONDERFUL."

Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
EMT #1: "Mebbe...but that DOCTOR... "
Little Waashu-Chan: "I HEARD that!"
EMT 1 & 2:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
:

EMT#1: "No, those were the flamethrowers."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
:

EMT#1: "No, those were the flamethrowers."

EMT #2: "But the NURSES..."
EMT #1: "Emissaries from HELL."

It's all a matter of perspective...
...and pain tolerance.

EMT #2: "But the DOCTOR..."
EMT #1: " Out of her FREAKING MI --"
Little Waashu-Chan: "AHEM"
EMT #1: "The HOTTEST babe outta the entire bunch!"
ENT #2: "ABSOLUTELY the HOTTEST!!"
Little Waashu-Chan: "Better. Much better!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
EMT #1: "Mebbe...but that DOCTOR... "
Little Waashu-Chan: "I HEARD that!"
EMT 1 & 2:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
:

EMT#1: "No, those were the flamethrowers."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Monument City Building Contractor: "Between the Tactical Corps' gunnery range and thayt school, we got it made for job security!"

EMT #1: "Man, I hate getting calls from that school!"
EMT #2: "The nurses ARE kinda HOT!!"
:

EMT#1: "No, those were the flamethrowers."

EMT #2: "But the NURSES..."
EMT #1: "Emissaries from HELL."

taalismn wrote:It's all a matter of perspective...
...and pain tolerance.

Arnie100 wrote:EMT #2: "But the DOCTOR..."
EMT #1: " Out of her FREAKING MI --"
Little Waashu-Chan: "AHEM"
EMT #1: "The HOTTEST babe outta the entire bunch!"
ENT #2: "ABSOLUTELY the HOTTEST!!"
Little Waashu-Chan: "Better. Much better!"

EMT #2: "I'm telling you...those nurses..."
EMT #1: "Really? Ya think so?"

(Later...)

EMT #1: "Hey, Doc! I got a patient for you! (EMT #2 unconscious and strapped TIGHTLY to a gurney...)"
Nurse Jill: "What happened to your friend?"
EMT #1: "I dunno..."
Nurse Jill: "I'm sure we'll find out! (Snaps on glove)"
EMT #1: "Have fun!"

Actually the gurney is wrapped AROUND the patient...
"We're going to need the Jaws of Life for this one..."

Arnie100 wrote:EMT #2: "I'm telling you...those nurses..."
EMT #1: "Really? Ya think so?"

(Later...)

EMT #1: "Hey, Doc! I got a patient for you! (EMT #2 unconscious and strapped TIGHTLY to a gurney...)"
Nurse Jill: "What happened to your friend?"
EMT #1: "I dunno..."
Nurse Jill: "I'm sure we'll find out! (Snaps on glove)"
EMT #1: "Have fun!"

taalismn wrote:Actually the gurney is wrapped AROUND the patient...
"We're going to need the Jaws of Life for this one..."

SRoss: "What happened to you?"
Arnie100: "Cut my hand demonstrating to my students how to make a proper sacrifice...(Peaks into the Infirmary)...On the other hand, I got a First Aid kit in my class..."
taalismn: "Why? What'd you see?"
SRoss: (Peaks into the Infirmary...)
taalismn: "What? C'mon...(takes a peak)...yeah, better off with a First Aid kit."

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "What happened to you?"
Arnie100: "Cut my hand demonstrating to my students how to make a proper sacrifice...(Peaks into the Infirmary)...On the other hand, I got a First Aid kit in my class..."
taalismn: "Why? What'd you see?"
SRoss: (Peaks into the Infirmary...)
taalismn: "What? C'mon...(takes a peak)...yeah, better off with a First Aid kit."

SRoss: "I never thought I'd say this, but given a choice, I'd rather take my chances with Waashu."

Arnie100: "HEEYYY!! I can do a proper sacrifice! If I could just find a volunteer..."

Frankly I'm a little concerned what we'd get with an Arnie-blood sacrifice...

"I am the feared and horrible G'znarth the Grotesque. Behold my tentacled majesty and know True Fear!!! "

Arnie100: "I just need the proper tools, setting and a few WILLING (though unwilling will work in a pinch) volunteers for my demonstrations, I 'm sure I could come up with something truly terrifying to behold!"

(Spotting a couple of gurneys with two recognizable bound and gagged figures of Kyle and Edwards...)

Arnie100: "Sweet! I can continue my demonstrations!"
Edwards and Kyle: