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SRoss wrote:[b
Embryo: "You mean, I'm stuck here forever ... with you."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Embryo: "You mean, I'm stuck here forever ... with you."

Bear in mind this is the guy who's spouting off about how his new world will be determined by intelligent women while ogling a barely young adult girl cooking a meal on a stove while wearing only an apron.

taalismn wrote:"Welcome to Fantasy Island*! Prepare to wish you'd read the small print!"

*Aka 'Club ARZENAL'.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[b
Embryo: "You mean, I'm stuck here forever ... with you."

Bear in mind this is the guy who's spouting off about how his new world will be determined by intelligent women while ogling a barely young adult girl cooking a meal on a stove while wearing only an apron.

Meanwhile, Jill/Alektra finds herself drafted to represent 'Team Arzenal' in the PariahBowl*, during the semi-finals, which had Team Arzenal going up in matches against Team Ice Guard and Team Briggs.
(CUT TO: A Shemarrian Pariah in referee's black-and-whites watching as Commander Jill siddles up to the arm-wrestling table and matches grips and gazes with...General Armstrong)

*Mauve Squadron was invited but defaulted when their locker room was flooded with liquid nitrogen(Team Ice Guard members were supposedly overheard muttering about how 'Mauve would like getting the Steve Rogers treatment for a spell').

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Embryo: "You mean, I'm stuck here forever ... with you."

Bear in mind this is the guy who's spouting off about how his new world will be determined by intelligent women while ogling a barely young adult girl cooking a meal on a stove while wearing only an apron.

Hel: "True Hell is about turning your fantasies into nightmares."

taalismn wrote:"Welcome to Fantasy Island*! Prepare to wish you'd read the small print!"

*Aka 'Club ARZENAL'.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Welcome to Fantasy Island*! Prepare to wish you'd read the small print!"

*Aka 'Club ARZENAL'.

Or from a mental health aspect Club Med

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, Jill's trash-talking Armstrong as they prepare to armwrestle.
In the crowd:
"Ah, your boss DOES know Armstrong comes from Fort Briggs?"
"Yes, so?"
"And the most likely person she'd practice with is her subordinate?"
"Yes?"
"The BIG subordinate with the mustache."
"..yes?"
"The one with the CHAINSAW for a right arm?"
"..."
"And she WINS?"
".."
"Because she'd FLAY Buccaneer if he didn't give it his one-hundred-percent and if she even SUSPECTED him of LETTING her win?"
"JILL! EJECT! EJECT! IT'S NOT WORTH DYING A SECOND TIME!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

Are you sure it's her keecaps he's aiming for?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

Are you sure it's her keecaps he's aiming for?

'SHE's aiming for'. This is Olivia Armstrong we're talking about, the Kold-Killer Witch of Briggs here.
If Jill were a GUY on the other hand, being de-naded would be the LEAST of his worries.

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, in the DRAGONs' medical laboratory/infirmary, a stark naked Karno is shackled to a table, while surrounded by DRAGON girls.
Doctor Grant: "Now, young ladies, this is a Tirolian Human Male; can you tell me what is WRONG with this specimen here? Ah...could somebody get the young girl in the back a pail...make that two...Three?"
(sound of retching in the back)
Gecko: "I'm feeling a little green myself, can I..."
Grant: "Dramamine work for you? If not, yes, you're excused."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

Are you sure it's her keecaps he's aiming for?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Worse yet is, if Armstrong REALLY wants something, she's not above fighting dirty.
This would include kicking Jill's kneecaps into her throat from under the table....

Are you sure it's her keecaps he's aiming for?

'SHE's aiming for'. This is Olivia Armstrong we're talking about, the Kold-Killer Witch of Briggs here.
If Jill were a GUY on the other hand, being de-naded would be the LEAST of his worries.

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, in the DRAGONs' medical laboratory/infirmary, a stark naked Karno is shackled to a table, while surrounded by DRAGON girls.
Doctor Grant: "Now, young ladies, this is a Tirolian Human Male; can you tell me what is WRONG with this specimen here? Ah...could somebody get the young girl in the back a pail...make that two...Three?"
(sound of retching in the back)
Gecko: "I'm feeling a little green myself, can I..."
Grant: "Dramamine work for you? If not, yes, you're excused."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, in the DRAGONs' medical laboratory/infirmary, a stark naked Karno is shackled to a table, while surrounded by DRAGON girls.
Doctor Grant: "Now, young ladies, this is a Tirolian Human Male; can you tell me what is WRONG with this specimen here? Ah...could somebody get the young girl in the back a pail...make that two...Three?"
(sound of retching in the back)
Gecko: "I'm feeling a little green myself, can I..."
Grant: "Dramamine work for you? If not, yes, you're excused."

*In the Happy After Life*

Roy:" Thank God I'm dead! "

Ben:"You and me both. "

Alpha 11 wrote:[
*In the Happy After Life*

Roy:" Thank God I'm dead! "

Ben:"You and me both. "

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
*In the Happy After Life*

Roy:" Thank God I'm dead! "

Ben:"You and me both. "

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
*In the Happy After Life*

Roy:" Thank God I'm dead! "

Ben:"You and me both. "

SRoss wrote:Army of the Southern Cross: Sea Squad HQ.

"Where's the Commander?"

"He's down inspecting the new destroyers."

Commander: (Pointing at one of the girls in line) "You! What is the submerged speed of a Robotech Masters Assault Corvette?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

taalismn wrote:"Speed Quiz! What is the emergence error of a successful Space Fold, to the nearest 5 kilometers?"
"Wha-?!"
"NEXT QUESTION! How many Zentraedi are qualified by regulation to act as engineers on a Salan-clas scout ship?"
"-uh?"
"NEXT! A Thuverl Salan Destroyer hits the Iberian Peninsula going at point-oh-six cee! WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THE CRATER PRODUCED?!"
"---!"

SRoss wrote:Master Chief: (Peering down the line) "Hmm, seems like four battleships are missing."

The Battleships arrive

Commander: "Arg! When did the Sea Squad become IceGuard?"

SRoss wrote:Army of the Southern Cross: Sea Squad HQ.

"Where's the Commander?"

"He's down inspecting the new destroyers."

Commander: (Pointing at one of the girls in line) "You! What is the submerged speed of a Robotech Masters Assault Corvette?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Army of the Southern Cross: Sea Squad HQ.

"Where's the Commander?"

"He's down inspecting the new destroyers."

Commander: (Pointing at one of the girls in line) "You! What is the submerged speed of a Robotech Masters Assault Corvette?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

Who is Yudachi?

guardiandashi wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Army of the Southern Cross: Sea Squad HQ.

"Where's the Commander?"

"He's down inspecting the new destroyers."

Commander: (Pointing at one of the girls in line) "You! What is the submerged speed of a Robotech Masters Assault Corvette?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

Who is Yudachi?

its an anime http://www.crunchyroll.com/kancolle for instance, basically its another of the shows kind of like strike witches where some girls are stand ins for military units from wwII
in this case Yudachi "is" the incarnation of the destroyer of the same name from the Japanese fleet. One thing that makes it kind of amusing is in several of the early episodes, several of the "fleet girls" are going to school and being quizzed/tested on various stats for the ships and weapons in question, that both themselves and others used. in episode 8 "I am not a hotel" one of the "young" special type destroyers makes friends with one of the battleships, and is attempting to get around some orders they were given, and a really FUNNY thing happens based on relative mass, (IE what would happen if a ~1700-2000 ton (displacement) destroyer tried to tow a ~70,000 ton battleship around....

guardiandashi wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Army of the Southern Cross: Sea Squad HQ.

"Where's the Commander?"

"He's down inspecting the new destroyers."

Commander: (Pointing at one of the girls in line) "You! What is the submerged speed of a Robotech Masters Assault Corvette?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

Who is Yudachi?

its an anime http://www.crunchyroll.com/kancolle for instance, basically its another of the shows kind of like strike witches where some girls are stand ins for military units from wwII
in this case Yudachi "is" the incarnation of the destroyer of the same name from the Japanese fleet. One thing that makes it kind of amusing is in several of the early episodes, several of the "fleet girls" are going to school and being quizzed/tested on various stats for the ships and weapons in question, that both themselves and others used. in episode 8 "I am not a hotel" one of the "young" special type destroyers makes friends with one of the battleships, and is attempting to get around some orders they were given, and a really FUNNY thing happens based on relative mass, (IE what would happen if a ~1700-2000 ton (displacement) destroyer tried to tow a ~70,000 ton battleship around....

taalismn wrote:It's the next stage from Mecha Masamune...we had mecha-girls, then airplane girls, then tank-girls, now we've finally worked our way to ship-girls. THere's a decided eechi element what with IJN and Kreigsmarine warships depicted as cute girls(do I even want to know what the British and American warships are depicted as? "Miss Hood, meet Miss Bismark....oh dear, this was uunexpected... ").

SRoss wrote:An Invid patrol ... somewhere near Truk island...

Corg: "Humans, on the water, I'll show them what the can Invid do! ATTACK!!!"

Yamato: "Firing type 3 shells..."

Corg: (In that split second before blowing up) "EEP!!!"

SRoss wrote:An Invid patrol ... somewhere near Truk island...

Corg: "Humans, on the water, I'll show them what the can Invid do! ATTACK!!!"

Yamato: "Firing type 3 shells..."

Corg: (In that split second before blowing up) "EEP!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:An Invid patrol ... somewhere near Truk island...

Corg: "Humans, on the water, I'll show them what the can Invid do! ATTACK!!!"

Yamato: "Firing type 3 shells..."

Corg: (In that split second before blowing up) "EEP!!!"

Fear the cute...just fear the cute...especially when combined with Japanese love of ironmongery.

SRoss wrote:Ariel: "So, has Corg figured out he can teleport?"

Corg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Splash)

Sera: "Apparently not."

Corg: (Thrashing in the water) "But I can swim!"

Kongō: "BURNING LOVE!"

Corg: (Staring at the screen with the sound of shells whistling in) "I hate ALL OF YOU!!!"

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Which is WHY no marriage consuler would even consider taking her and Corg on as patiants, after all Survival will always turmp all other considerations.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Which is WHY no marriage consuler would even consider taking her and Corg on as patiants, after all Survival will always turmp all other considerations.

They get'em from Rifts Earth, where you can find Juicers, bioborgs, fullcon cyborgs, and dragons, the latter of which will take on a counseling job just to #### with the little mammals' minds.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the IceGuard's Mess Hall.

Alvarez: "Umm ... Major, we're out of food..."

Jones: "OUT OF FOOD!?! But we just resupplied?"

Alvarez: "It's the visiting ships sir..."

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

We now know where the animal actors from 'Blue Submarine No. 6' have found new employment....

SRoss wrote:Ariel: "So, has Corg figured out he can teleport?"

Corg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Splash)

Sera: "Apparently not."

Corg: (Thrashing in the water) "But I can swim!"

Kongō: "BURNING LOVE!"

Corg: (Staring at the screen with the sound of shells whistling in) "I hate ALL OF YOU!!!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ariel: "So, has Corg figured out he can teleport?"

Corg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Splash)

Sera: "Apparently not."

Corg: (Thrashing in the water) "But I can swim!"

Kongō: "BURNING LOVE!"

Corg: (Staring at the screen with the sound of shells whistling in) "I hate ALL OF YOU!!!"

Some how I don't think there would be a marriage consuler that would take those two on.

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Which is WHY no marriage consuler would even consider taking her and Corg on as patiants, after all Survival will always turmp all other considerations.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Which is WHY no marriage consuler would even consider taking her and Corg on as patiants, after all Survival will always turmp all other considerations.

They get'em from Rifts Earth, where you can find Juicers, bioborgs, fullcon cyborgs, and dragons, the latter of which will take on a counseling job just to #### with the little mammals' minds.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kongō only has eyes for the Admiral. Burning Love is what she cries as she lets loose with a full 14 inch salvo.

Which is WHY no marriage consuler would even consider taking her and Corg on as patiants, after all Survival will always turmp all other considerations.

They get'em from Rifts Earth, where you can find Juicers, bioborgs, fullcon cyborgs, and dragons, the latter of which will take on a counseling job just to #### with the little mammals' minds.

Which involves a lot of painful and down right terrifying BDSM.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the IceGuard's Mess Hall.

Alvarez: "Umm ... Major, we're out of food..."

Jones: "OUT OF FOOD!?! But we just resupplied?"

Alvarez: "It's the visiting ships sir..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the IceGuard's Mess Hall.

Alvarez: "Umm ... Major, we're out of food..."

Jones: "OUT OF FOOD!?! But we just resupplied?"

Alvarez: "It's the visiting ships sir..."

Now imagen what would happen if the 37th became stranded at the Ice Guard base and Alvarez and Whale Bone decied to get together to cook for both groups.

taalismn wrote:They're warships, they can hunt their own.

Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

We now know where the animal actors from 'Blue Submarine No. 6' have found new employment....

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

We now know where the animal actors from 'Blue Submarine No. 6' have found new employment....

you know its always a bad sign when the "special attack" for a fighter is called the "death Blossom"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNvUsTBGyE

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"They're warships, they can hunt their own."

"Waitaminute, the local wildlife is habituated to warships; they hunt THEM."

Norca, meet the girls.

We now know where the animal actors from 'Blue Submarine No. 6' have found new employment....

you know its always a bad sign when the "special attack" for a fighter is called the "death Blossom"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNvUsTBGyE

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Damn! I remember that movie, it is one of my all time fav flicks.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Damn! I remember that movie, it is one of my all time fav flicks.

Robert Silverberg reviewed it for STARLOG magazine back in the day, and wrote a surprisingly warm review for it, calling it a 'feel good' movie(using as a literary example and definition of 'feelgood' a short story where the punchline 'has your heart going 'awwww...' before your rationality rushes back in and quashes the emotion.").

"It will be a slaughter!"
"That's the spirit!"
"Not of THEM! Of US!!!"
-The Last Starfighter and the 'Gung-ho Iguana.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Damn! I remember that movie, it is one of my all time fav flicks.

Robert Silverberg reviewed it for STARLOG magazine back in the day, and wrote a surprisingly warm review for it, calling it a 'feel good' movie(using as a literary example and definition of 'feelgood' a short story where the punchline 'has your heart going 'awwww...' before your rationality rushes back in and quashes the emotion.").

"It will be a slaughter!"
"That's the spirit!"
"Not of THEM! Of US!!!"
-The Last Starfighter and the 'Gung-ho Iguana.

Damn I'll have to see if I can find a good download of that flick, say do you like Manga by chance because I found on that would make a good plot for a scalled down HU/Palladium Fantasy game.

taalismn wrote:Gunstars are just excellent CGI creations....admittedly the movie's CGI shows its age, especially when they're cave-diving and shooting up the Xurian freighters...you can see the TRON0kuje big wireframe angularity, but the Gunstar itself shows the curves and agility (and four engines) that will show up in shows like 'Babylon 5'.
Also, multiple turrets on a fighter for all-around coverage, unlike Star Wars atmospheric-strafers-in-space.

guardiandashi wrote:[
I found it a while back on dvd actually, I googled it and found it on the A retail site for ~$7.00 or less to buy or "buy" it on their "instant video" for ~$10 of course I also found that you could buy it used for literally around $0.30 (which IMO is just insane)

guardiandashi wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Damn! I remember that movie, it is one of my all time fav flicks.

Robert Silverberg reviewed it for STARLOG magazine back in the day, and wrote a surprisingly warm review for it, calling it a 'feel good' movie(using as a literary example and definition of 'feelgood' a short story where the punchline 'has your heart going 'awwww...' before your rationality rushes back in and quashes the emotion.").

"It will be a slaughter!"
"That's the spirit!"
"Not of THEM! Of US!!!"
-The Last Starfighter and the 'Gung-ho Iguana.

Damn I'll have to see if I can find a good download of that flick, say do you like Manga by chance because I found on that would make a good plot for a scalled down HU/Palladium Fantasy game.

I found it a while back on dvd actually, I googled it and found it on the A retail site for ~$7.00 or less to buy or "buy" it on their "instant video" for ~$10 of course I also found that you could buy it used for literally around $0.30 (which IMO is just insane)