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glitterboy2098 wrote:from the Halo 4 prologue.. which would work for the crossover-verse here too, just replace the ONI interrogator with a GMP one..

Interrogator: "Tell me about the children."
Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey?"
Doctor Catherine Halsey: "You already know everything."
Interrogator: "You kidnapped them."
Halsey: "Children's minds are more easily accepting of indoctrination, their bodies more adaptable to augmentation. The result was the ultimate soldier."
Halsey: "And because of our success, when the Covenant invaded, we were ready."
Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey, you're bending history for your favor and you know it. You developed the Spartans to crush human rebellion, not to fight the Covenant."
Halsey: "When one human world after another fell..."
Halsey: "When my Spartans were all that stood between humanity and extinction..."
Halsey: "Nobody was concerned over why they were originally built."
Interrogator: "So you feel in the end that your choices were justified."
Halsey: "My work saved the human race."

taalismn wrote:Well, when accused of being a monster, you can either attempt to provide proof that you did so unwillingly, with a gun to your head*, or you can go full bore monster because you're going to hang anyway, so you might as well go out with flair.
Damn few times does a monster get the opportunity to claim credit for "I was right all along, but just didn't know how right I really was."

*Many Waffen SS after WW2 claimed they were ordered/forced to commit atrocities in the field because Himmler, aware that an Allied victory would mean war crimes, didn't want his men to squeak out by claiming to be 'desk criminals', guilty only of pushing paper and passing along orders.

Chronicler wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:from the Halo 4 prologue.. which would work for the crossover-verse here too, just replace the ONI interrogator with a GMP one..

Interrogator: "Tell me about the children."
Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey?"
Doctor Catherine Halsey: "You already know everything."
Interrogator: "You kidnapped them."
Halsey: "Children's minds are more easily accepting of indoctrination, their bodies more adaptable to augmentation. The result was the ultimate soldier."
Halsey: "And because of our success, when the Covenant invaded, we were ready."
Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey, you're bending history for your favor and you know it. You developed the Spartans to crush human rebellion, not to fight the Covenant."
Halsey: "When one human world after another fell..."
Halsey: "When my Spartans were all that stood between humanity and extinction..."
Halsey: "Nobody was concerned over why they were originally built."
Interrogator: "So you feel in the end that your choices were justified."
Halsey: "My work saved the human race."

Their is a big thing now that the guy doing the interrogation isn't ONI. Also if you guys are interested and want more fuel for this thought for the crossover: http://huntthetruth.tumblr.com/

taalismn wrote:"There's a Mister Phoenix Wright on the phone wanting to talk to us concerning the interrogation of his client."

SRoss wrote:Guard #1: "I guess we probably shouldn't have put him in the cell with Whetley."

Guard #2: "Probably not."

Desk Sargent:

taalismn wrote:Remembering how this thread began....

“Ah, Deputy Director...?”
”Yes, Captain Katsuragi?”
“Not to second-guess your decisions, but I have...ah, that is..”
“You’re having misgivings about the new security arrangements for the Pilots?”
“Yes. Absolutely. I know that recent troubles made us rethink having the old Section Two protocols continue, but these new personnel...” Misato’s hands waved futily in the air.
“I assure you, they came well-recommended as to their efficiency. The character was described as ‘harmless’.”
“It was? Because I’m thnking they’re totally psycho. Color-coded, but totally psycho...”

“- and that’s why I think strangling’s a true act of compassion on the part of the honorable warrior.”
“Verdammit!”
“ Stressed out, young lady? Well, now I find that a great stress reliever is taking out the garbage and making a clean sweep of things. The garbage, in this case, being Grif, since he mostly lies around and smells bad-”
“Hey!”
“He’s got a point, Grif. When was the last time you changed the filters in your suit?”
“Not helping, Simmons!”
“--and he tends to bloat up something awful unless you pop him with a shotgun.”
“HEY!!!”
“Like now. Wanna borrow my shotgun for a try?”
“ARGHH!”

“What is the significance of ‘chicka-bow-wow?”
“Damnit, Tucker, quit corrupting the kid! It’s bad enough having to explain Caboose to her.”
“It is indeed Tucker’s fault.”

“The foolish fools! They played right into my hands, giving the lynchpin of their plans into my care! Impressionable malleable youth! All is going according to my scenar-”
“Don’t be alarmed, Mister Ikari, he’ll rant and rave for a while, then he’ll calm down. No need to worry.”
<<“No need to worry. Only the need to run away. Or die. Those are your only possible escapes.”>>
“Mustn’t run away...mustn’t run away.”

taalismn wrote:*Commander's Notice: Captain Katsuragi is NOT allowed to drive the security service 'Warthog'.
She is ESPECIALLY not allowed to drive 'Sheila'.
Or ANYTHING mounting a weapon.
Or capable of exceeding 100 kph*

Chronicler wrote:Church: "Hey Reds, weren't you babysitting that Asuka girl?"

Grif: "She gave us the slip."

Church: "WHAT? How?"

Simmons: "Ask lazy-ass here. He was suppose to watch her."

Grif: "Hey I was getting us some snacks for the movie. Not my fault she wondered off."

Church: "Grif both the UNSC and UEsG going to have our ass for it!"

Caboose: "Uh Church, you know that nice girl that's the same color as us?"

Church: "Oh Christ, please tell me we didn't lose her too!"

Caboose: "I wouldn't say lose, more like she's not there."

Church:

*Meanwhile*

Asuka: "Thanks Tex for getting us away from those morons. I don't know how much longer I can take their incompetence."

Rei: "I was quite fine with my group."

Asuka: "That Tucker guy was a creep, how can you?"

Tex: "Girls, relax and don't worry. You two are with me now."

Asuka: "All right Ms.Texas."

Tex: "Good, now why don't the three of us have a girls day out. I know a good place to start."


UNSC Officer: "We just got confirmation of the First and Second Child location."

Nova: "Where at?"

UNSC Officer: "Wrestlemania."

SRoss wrote:Master Chief: "So what are you going to do with those other idiots?"

Nova: "I've given them a more suitable assignment."

Hansel: "Hey mister, you want to play with us?"

Grif: "Uh, ok."

Gretel: "Good, we have plenty of games we want to try out."

Caboose: (Tied to a chair) "You know these are really nice kids we got assigned to."

taalismn wrote:Asuka: "Hey, neat sword, Rei! Where'd you get it?"
Rei:(hefting Tucker's energy sword) "I liberated it as payment for my ordeal by annoyance."

SRoss wrote:Mental image of Palpatine imitating Exedor imitating Minmei ...

"Crap! I gonna need more Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup]!"

taalismn wrote:TimeLoops: Lucasverse

The Princess, the Farmboy, the Smuggler, the Wookie, two droids, and the entire Rebel leadership stared at the new recruits, four of who then turned and stared at the fifth new recruit.
Lisa gulped and shrugged her shoulders: "I'm as surprised as the rest of you that worked. I didn't expect that beaming Minmei music at them would have THAT effect."
On the long range sensor screens around the Yavin control room, the cloud of debris that was the Death Star continued to expand....

SRoss wrote:"Aaaand that's how Lisa once again got charged with crimes against humanity."

taalismn wrote:Admiral Ackbar cringed as yet more of the Endor assault force ships careened out of control, while his command crew attempted to isolate the communications frequencies broadcasting Emperor Palpatine singing 'Stagefright' to the Rebel ships. He spared a glance the human bridge officer next to him.
"Lisa Hunter, I just KNOW this is your fault somehow!"

SRoss wrote:Mental image of Palpatine imitating Exedor imitating Minmei ...

"Crap! I gonna need more Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup]!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Mental image of Palpatine imitating Exedor imitating Minmei ...

"Crap! I gonna need more Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup]!"

That loud horn you hear is the supertanker rounding the point, prior to docking.

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Luke take me! I love you!!!"

Luke: "Oh hell no! That Tenshi guy warned me about you!!!"

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Luke take me! I love you!!!"

Luke: "Oh hell no! That Tenshi guy warned me about you!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Luke take me! I love you!!!"

Luke: "Oh hell no! That Tenshi guy warned me about you!!!"

"Great, we found somebody arguably worse than a Zeltron."

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling is...
Mad Max
The Road Warrior

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling is...
Mad Max
The Road Warrior

Ben: "What about me!?!"

"They cast you as the dog."

glitterboy2098 wrote:[

Miryia: "they made me dead!"
Producer: "the hero needs a tragic backstory!"

*later that day*
Producer: "we need some quick rewrites"
Writer: "i take it this sudden need has something to do with why your leg and arm are in casts?"

SRoss wrote:A Post Apocalyptic Wasteland...

The women's sense of dread grew as they saw war party closing. Led by the dreaded Karno brothers. With grim resolve, Musica and her sisters prepared their weapons. From the right a pursuit car approached rapidly.

Corg: "Oh what a day!"

Minmei: (Gunning the engines on her War Rig) "Not on My watch!!!"

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling is...
Mad Max
The Road Warrior

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling is...
Mad Max
The Road Warrior

Ben: "What about me!?!"

"They cast you as the dog."

glitterboy2098 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Max Sterling is...
Mad Max
The Road Warrior

Ben: "What about me!?!"

"They cast you as the dog."

Miryia: "they made me dead!"
Producer: "the hero needs a tragic backstory!"

*later that day*
Producer: "we need some quick rewrites"
Writer: "i take it this sudden need has something to do with why your leg and arm are in casts?"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:[

Miryia: "they made me dead!"
Producer: "the hero needs a tragic backstory!"

*later that day*
Producer: "we need some quick rewrites"
Writer: "i take it this sudden need has something to do with why your leg and arm are in casts?"

Yeah, being dragged through the air and across the ground by a Quadrono flying power armor will do wonders for your revision skills.

taalismn wrote:Of course, an actual Robotech campaign patterned after Mad Max COULD be run in Invid Occupation Australia...substitute Protoculture for gasoline, and add in the odd IMU, and it fits all very well together.

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

taalismn wrote:"Yes, Annie, the ban on transporting tribbles across dimensions applies to you too!"
"Oh darn! But they're so CUTE!"
"Annie, remember M-7733372 ?"
"M-7733372??"
"..consumed by a giant tribble..."
"On come ON! It was only one measly GALAXY!"

SRoss wrote:Annie: Yet another reason for the high rate of sick-leave and early retirement among the members of Dimensional Quarantine Command...

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

This is about the foil wrapped package in the back of the fridge, right? I thought we agreed to give it to Edwards?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

This is about the foil wrapped package in the back of the fridge, right? I thought we agreed to give it to Edwards?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

This is about the foil wrapped package in the back of the fridge, right? I thought we agreed to give it to Edwards?

No, it's about whoever keeps pinching my tribble-, pickle-and-melange sandwiches from the fridge.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"If only tribbles would eat foodstuffs inedible to other lifeforms and safely metabolize them, we'd have an ideal food for a hungry universe."

This is about the foil wrapped package in the back of the fridge, right? I thought we agreed to give it to Edwards?

No, it's about whoever keeps pinching my tribble-, pickle-and-melange sandwiches from the fridge.

taalismn wrote:*WARNING, SANDWICH THIEF! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SIRIUS ROBOTICS 8000 FRIDE-HORROR SECURITY SYSTEM!!! NOW COMMENCING INSTANTANEOUS COLL DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO. PREPARE TO ATTAIN QUANTUM STATE, SUCKER!!!!*

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:*WARNING, SANDWICH THIEF! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SIRIUS ROBOTICS 8000 FRIDE-HORROR SECURITY SYSTEM!!! NOW COMMENCING INSTANTANEOUS COLL DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO. PREPARE TO ATTAIN QUANTUM STATE, SUCKER!!!!*

"ACTIVATE COUNTER DESTRUCTION COUNTERMEASURE!!!"

At the last minute, just as the S.R. 8000 FHSS engages, SRoss disappears to be replaced by a started Regent...

Chronicler wrote:[
Chronicler: "Guy's, the saying 'With great power comes great responsibility', not irresponsibility!.

taalismn wrote:*WARNING, SANDWICH THIEF! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SIRIUS ROBOTICS 8000 FRIDE-HORROR SECURITY SYSTEM!!! NOW COMMENCING INSTANTANEOUS COLL DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO. PREPARE TO ATTAIN QUANTUM STATE, SUCKER!!!!*

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:*WARNING, SANDWICH THIEF! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SIRIUS ROBOTICS 8000 FRIDE-HORROR SECURITY SYSTEM!!! NOW COMMENCING INSTANTANEOUS COLL DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO. PREPARE TO ATTAIN QUANTUM STATE, SUCKER!!!!*

"ACTIVATE COUNTER DESTRUCTION COUNTERMEASURE!!!"

At the last minute, just as the S.R. 8000 FHSS engages, SRoss disappears to be replaced by a started Regent...

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:*WARNING, SANDWICH THIEF! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE SIRIUS ROBOTICS 8000 FRIDE-HORROR SECURITY SYSTEM!!! NOW COMMENCING INSTANTANEOUS COLL DOWN TO ABSOLUTE ZERO. PREPARE TO ATTAIN QUANTUM STATE, SUCKER!!!!*

"ACTIVATE COUNTER DESTRUCTION COUNTERMEASURE!!!"

At the last minute, just as the S.R. 8000 FHSS engages, SRoss disappears to be replaced by a started Regent...

Chronicler: "Guy's, the saying 'With great power comes great responsibility', not irresponsibility!.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:[
Chronicler: "Guy's, the saying 'With great power comes great responsibility', not irresponsibility!.

Looks up at that, then guiltily stops playing with the Neutron-S launch console.

SRoss wrote:TimeLoops: Jurassic World

The crowd cheers as Breetai clotheslines the Indominus rex.

Breetai: "Seriously!?! Is that the best you have?"

SRoss wrote:TimeLoops: Jurassic World

The crowd cheers as Breetai clotheslines the Indominus rex.

Breetai: "Seriously!?! Is that the best you have?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:TimeLoops: Jurassic World

The crowd cheers as Breetai clotheslines the Indominus rex.

Breetai: "Seriously!?! Is that the best you have?"

That's King Kong's cue...

SRoss wrote:Announcer: "LETS GET READY TO RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!"

King Kong runs out and Breetai one shots him with a mallet.

taalismn wrote:"But King gets him with a turnbuckle bounceback off the ropes! He may be shorter, but he's got a gorilla's upper body strength!"

taalismn wrote:"But King gets him with a turnbuckle bounceback off the ropes! He may be shorter, but he's got a gorilla's upper body strength!"

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:"But King gets him with a turnbuckle bounceback off the ropes! He may be shorter, but he's got a gorilla's upper body strength!"

"He's got him by the ropes lady's and gentleman, I do not see Breetai getting out of it! What's this? OH! King Kong got left hooked by Gloval! How did he Macronize?"

Gloval: "Get your filthy hands off my friend yeah dirty ape!"

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in a neighboring valley...

A Cross Dimentional Training exercise goes pear-shaped.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOMEBODY GET ANNIE ON SPEED DIAL!!!"