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Nova: "Any comments you'd like to make about your experimental work in Tokyo?"

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SRoss wrote:GMP HQ...

Nova: "Any comments you'd like to make about your experimental work in Tokyo?"

Lang:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in a neighboring valley...

A Cross Dimentional Training exercise goes pear-shaped.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOMEBODY GET ANNIE ON SPEED DIAL!!!"

" OH ****!, Some one crossed them with rabid pollenator DNA. "

" Don't worry we'll just call up Clones R Us and have them do an obital drop of Annie clones. "

" You are willing to go that far?! "

" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

Kargan3033 wrote:" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

Testimony attributed to Kargan3033 at the Forth Wall Gang's trial before the Multiversal Tribunal for crimes against sanity.

Prosecution: "One Annie would have been more then enough."

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

Testimony attributed to Kargan3033 at the Forth Wall Gang's trial before the Multiversal Tribunal for crimes against sanity.

Prosecution: "One Annie would have been more then enough."

Kargan3033: " I pled insanity! "

The Prosecuter: " Insanity!, what do you mean insanity? "

Kargan3033: " I'm one of the Ice Guard, insanity is our natural state of mind, espeical after eating Alverzes's chili. "

"So, you've found her whereabouts?"
"Yes, she fled the country, after she escaped from the Control Corps. Discontinue pursuit?"
"She cannot be allowed to escape after what she did to the balance and our country. Chaos and uncertainty rule the countryside and economy now! We will be years rebuilding what she upset! The Committee and the General were fools to trust her! Where did she flee to?"
"Here."(shuffle of papers)
"Huh! Hardly far, and out of the way. What do you know of it?"
"Scant reports. Our own military has more on it, but is reluctant to share. And certainly not the world government."
"Foreign devils."
"What I do read borders on the fantastic...or of lackluster discipline and lack of truth in reporting. If true, I'd say her fate is sealed there. But I do not trust the reports."
"Very well, then, take no chances and send one of the Noh."
"I think it appropriate we send ...Ice. Her methods would not be out of step in such a cold place."
"Good. I expect the matter of Kabuki to be closed after this."
"She'll meet her fate in a foreign land. The Noh will see to it."

-gaahhh!-
"Damn, not even across the runway. And she's a looker, too."
"Looked like a ninja, you mean."
"Ninjas don't have 'looks'! It's the people who don't look like ninjas that ARE ninjas, don't you know?"
"So...you're a ninja?"
"Not tellin'. Otherwise I'd have to kill you. So, we go rescue here before that thing gets her off the runway?"
"Yeah, saddle up and light up your flamer...nah, instead, got your k-bar? We might scavenge some webbing silk while we're at it."
"Think we should have included the snow-spiders in our reports? Prep the newbies better?"
"Hey, nobody told US about the snow-spiders when we got transferred up here."
"Good point. Com'on, let's save the ninja-lady."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in a neighboring valley...

A Cross Dimentional Training exercise goes pear-shaped.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE! SOMEBODY GET ANNIE ON SPEED DIAL!!!"

" OH ****!, Some one crossed them with rabid pollenator DNA. "

" Don't worry we'll just call up Clones R Us and have them do an obital drop of Annie clones. "

" You are willing to go that far?! "

" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

Testimony attributed to Kargan3033 at the Forth Wall Gang's trial before the Multiversal Tribunal for crimes against sanity.

Prosecution: "One Annie would have been more then enough."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:" Yes if there is one thing I HATE it is cute furry creatures. "

Testimony attributed to Kargan3033 at the Forth Wall Gang's trial before the Multiversal Tribunal for crimes against sanity.

Prosecution: "One Annie would have been more then enough."

Kargan3033: " I pled insanity! "

The Prosecuter: " Insanity!, what do you mean insanity? "

Kargan3033: " I'm one of the Ice Guard, insanity is our natural state of mind, espeical after eating Alverzes's chili. "

taalismn wrote:"So, you've found her whereabouts?"
"Yes, she fled the country, after she escaped from the Control Corps. Discontinue pursuit?"
"She cannot be allowed to escape after what she did to the balance and our country. Chaos and uncertainty rule the countryside and economy now! We will be years rebuilding what she upset! The Committee and the General were fools to trust her! Where did she flee to?"
"Here."(shuffle of papers)
"Huh! Hardly far, and out of the way. What do you know of it?"
"Scant reports. Our own military has more on it, but is reluctant to share. And certainly not the world government."
"Foreign devils."
"What I do read borders on the fantastic...or of lackluster discipline and lack of truth in reporting. If true, I'd say her fate is sealed there. But I do not trust the reports."
"Very well, then, take no chances and send one of the Noh."
"I think it appropriate we send ...Ice. Her methods would not be out of step in such a cold place."
"Good. I expect the matter of Kabuki to be closed after this."
"She'll meet her fate in a foreign land. The Noh will see to it."

-gaahhh!-
"Damn, not even across the runway. And she's a looker, too."
"Looked like a ninja, you mean."
"Ninjas don't have 'looks'! It's the people who don't look like ninjas that ARE ninjas, don't you know?"
"So...you're a ninja?"
"Not tellin'. Otherwise I'd have to kill you. So, we go rescue here before that thing gets her off the runway?"
"Yeah, saddle up and light up your flamer...nah, instead, got your k-bar? We might scavenge some webbing silk while we're at it."
"Think we should have included the snow-spiders in our reports? Prep the newbies better?"
"Hey, nobody told US about the snow-spiders when we got transferred up here."
"Good point. Com'on, let's save the ninja-lady."

Nice little write up.

Yeah, I'd picked up a copy of volume 1. of 'Kabuki' at a recent library booksale, and found it interesting.
For those of you not familiar with it, it's kinda obscure, a black and white indie comic, set in an alternate universe post WW2 Japan(like Jin-Roh) that has descended into an uneasy state of affairs between a secret ruling military junta and the criminal elements powering the economy. A secret organization of masked operatives, known as Noh, use specially trained assassins to cull anybody who threatens to upset the applecart and destabilize society. THe title character is a young woman , granddaughter of the elderly general in charge of the Noh organization, and a half-ainu product of violent rape. The violence in the series tends to be short, but graphic, and most of the story is surreal flashbacks or delusions on the part of the main character, who was trained to be one of Noh's super-assassins(all of the special agents are young women, with scanty themed costumes and masks), after her father(and the main antagonist) tried kill her, but instead left her disfigured(with the kanji for 'kabuki' cut into her right cheek), trying to come to terms with both her violent past, her profession, the traditional societies and mythologies of Japan, and the machinations of those around her. It's self-discovery, with an early revenge theme, followed by a fight for life.
Though set in post WW2 Japan(the youngish main antagonist served as a guerilla, killing American soldiers, and then later on becomes something of an Elvis fan), it could easily be moved into a more advanced Robotech timeline, with the Global Civil War filling in for WW2, and Japanese democracy tanking after the Rain of Death.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, I'd picked up a copy of volume 1. of 'Kabuki' at a recent library booksale, and found it interesting.
For those of you not familiar with it, it's kinda obscure, a black and white indie comic, set in an alternate universe post WW2 Japan(like Jin-Roh) that has descended into an uneasy state of affairs between a secret ruling military junta and the criminal elements powering the economy. A secret organization of masked operatives, known as Noh, use specially trained assassins to cull anybody who threatens to upset the applecart and destabilize society. THe title character is a young woman , granddaughter of the elderly general in charge of the Noh organization, and a half-ainu product of violent rape. The violence in the series tends to be short, but graphic, and most of the story is surreal flashbacks or delusions on the part of the main character, who was trained to be one of Noh's super-assassins(all of the special agents are young women, with scanty themed costumes and masks), after her father(and the main antagonist) tried kill her, but instead left her disfigured(with the kanji for 'kabuki' cut into her right cheek), trying to come to terms with both her violent past, her profession, the traditional societies and mythologies of Japan, and the machinations of those around her. It's self-discovery, with an early revenge theme, followed by a fight for life.
Though set in post WW2 Japan(the youngish main antagonist served as a guerilla, killing American soldiers, and then later on becomes something of an Elvis fan), it could easily be moved into a more advanced Robotech timeline, with the Global Civil War filling in for WW2, and Japanese democracy tanking after the Rain of Death.

Intresting, I guess sticking the loony ninja girl in the Ice Guard or the Deep Ones would not be all that bad.

I mean what can the harm be if the 3rd gen, fremen like Ice Guards get some ninja training?

Or would it be more suitable to stick her with the Deep Ones since they operate close to Japan?

She's only passing through. In fact, Ice Guard may not have even NOTICED her , but it laid enough of a false trail that her pursuers assume she's gone to ground...and will take the subsequent disappearance of any operatives they initially send after her to be proof positive that she's there and picking off the opposition. This is simply shoveling fodder to the arctic mutants, though a few of the assassins might survive with varying degrees of trauma, and whether they return to civilization or are stuck at Ice Guard as new inmates base members("Yeah, right, you're a highly placed operative of a secret government organization and you need to get out of here. Well, I'm the (il)legitimate holder to the royal crown of Serbia-Herzegovenia . Pick it up with that snow shovel..."), they're effectively neutralized.

In the canon comic, she DOES manage to escape to America and winds up with a happy life, so averting the grimdark you'd expect. In a merged Robotech/Kabuki-verse, that's entirely possible too, with her taking up residence in North America or even immigrating offworld to a UEG/UEF Gloval-Initiative colony.

taalismn wrote:She's only passing through. In fact, Ice Guard may not have even NOTICED her , but it laid enough of a false trail that her pursuers assume she's gone to ground...and will take the subsequent disappearance of any operatives they initially send after her to be proof positive that she's there and picking off the opposition. This is simply shoveling fodder to the arctic mutants, though a few of the assassins might survive with varying degrees of trauma, and whether they return to civilization or are stuck at Ice Guard as new inmates base members("Yeah, right, you're a highly placed operative of a secret government organization and you need to get out of here. Well, I'm the (il)legitimate holder to the royal crown of Serbia-Herzegovenia . Pick it up with that snow shovel..."), they're effectively neutralized.

In the canon comic, she DOES manage to escape to America and winds up with a happy life, so averting the grimdark you'd expect. In a merged Robotech/Kabuki-verse, that's entirely possible too, with her taking up residence in North America or even immigrating offworld to a UEG/UEF Gloval-Initiative colony.

Heh either way it's a perfect blend of a laugh riot and boxer wetting excitment if she ends up in the RT-verce.

"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

Well, in Vol, 1 of the series, she does manage to kill or incapacitate three Yakuza goons using the gears from an Elvis clock as shuriken.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

Well, in Vol, 1 of the series, she does manage to kill or incapacitate three Yakuza goons using the gears from an Elvis clock as shuriken.

The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

Kargan3033 wrote:[
The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

"Now, in this video from the bridge of the Icarus, you will note how Minmei TOTALLY incapacitates Edwards' bridge crew using initially a foot gnawed off her late cousin's body, then various pieces of uniform, bridge furniture bits, and separated parts of bodies as she makes her way towards Edwards, before choking him to death with his own sidearm. This," The hand to hand combat instructor says, with a tear in his eye, "is the work of a master."

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

"Now, in this video from the bridge of the Icarus, you will note how Minmei TOTALLY incapacitates Edwards' bridge crew using initially a foot gnawed off her late cousin's body, then various pieces of uniform, bridge furniture bits, and separated parts of bodies as she makes her way towards Edwards, before choking him to death with his own sidearm. This," The hand to hand combat instructor says, with a tear in his eye, "is the work of a master."

I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

Kargan3033 wrote:[


I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

They'll have to censor most of it, especially after Minmei tears off her opponent's (censored) and (censored)(censored)(censored) them(censored) before(censored) and (censored), and finally (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(deargodwe'llhavetocleanthatupwithflamethrowers).

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[


I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

They'll have to censor most of it, especially after Minmei tears off her opponent's (censored) and (censored)(censored)(censored) them(censored) before(censored) and (censored), and finally (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(deargodwe'llhavetocleanthatupwithflamethrowers).

Unless Minmei's opponent(male or female) decides to do unto her before she does unto them then watch as the ratings reach into the infinet numbers not to mention the unholy amount of money to be made in legal and illegal gambling and you have to admit it's better then Mecha-Sudi.

Looks like no mater how far humanty advances we are still a bunch of blood thristy bastards, also think of the psy-war protental to scare the ever living crap out of the alien races that might try to attack the Earth.

Kyle: "Minmei, I'd like my foot back..."
Ghost Squadron Members: "When the hell did she have time to gnaw off his foot...?!"
T.R. Edwards: "mmmphf-fhumf-mmphh!"(How the HELL did you guys miss her smuggling it aboard!? She had her hands cuffed! She was wearing a hospital gown!)

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Minmei, I'd like my foot back..."
Ghost Squadron Members: "When the hell did she have time to gnaw off his foot...?!"
T.R. Edwards: "mmmphf-fhumf-mmphh!"(How the HELL did you guys miss her smuggling it aboard!? She had her hands cuffed! She was wearing a hospital gown!)

Pass the FOL infused Brain Bleach please and thank you.

" Becareful not to stare into the Abyss for to long, otherwise the Abyss will stare back at you. "

What you didn't know Minmei is a nightspawn?

In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

Lisa: (In Queen of Blades form) "Ah, I've taught her well."

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

Lisa: (In Queen of Blades form) "Ah, I've taught her well."

OHHH a Mother/Daughter fight to the death for a helpless Rick?!, pass the popcorn this is going to get good.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, I'd picked up a copy of volume 1. of 'Kabuki' at a recent library booksale, and found it interesting.
For those of you not familiar with it, it's kinda obscure, a black and white indie comic, set in an alternate universe post WW2 Japan(like Jin-Roh) that has descended into an uneasy state of affairs between a secret ruling military junta and the criminal elements powering the economy. A secret organization of masked operatives, known as Noh, use specially trained assassins to cull anybody who threatens to upset the applecart and destabilize society. THe title character is a young woman , granddaughter of the elderly general in charge of the Noh organization, and a half-ainu product of violent rape. The violence in the series tends to be short, but graphic, and most of the story is surreal flashbacks or delusions on the part of the main character, who was trained to be one of Noh's super-assassins(all of the special agents are young women, with scanty themed costumes and masks), after her father(and the main antagonist) tried kill her, but instead left her disfigured(with the kanji for 'kabuki' cut into her right cheek), trying to come to terms with both her violent past, her profession, the traditional societies and mythologies of Japan, and the machinations of those around her. It's self-discovery, with an early revenge theme, followed by a fight for life.
Though set in post WW2 Japan(the youngish main antagonist served as a guerilla, killing American soldiers, and then later on becomes something of an Elvis fan), it could easily be moved into a more advanced Robotech timeline, with the Global Civil War filling in for WW2, and Japanese democracy tanking after the Rain of Death.

Thanks for the info!

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, I'd picked up a copy of volume 1. of 'Kabuki' at a recent library booksale, and found it interesting.
For those of you not familiar with it, it's kinda obscure, a black and white indie comic, set in an alternate universe post WW2 Japan(like Jin-Roh) that has descended into an uneasy state of affairs between a secret ruling military junta and the criminal elements powering the economy. A secret organization of masked operatives, known as Noh, use specially trained assassins to cull anybody who threatens to upset the applecart and destabilize society. THe title character is a young woman , granddaughter of the elderly general in charge of the Noh organization, and a half-ainu product of violent rape. The violence in the series tends to be short, but graphic, and most of the story is surreal flashbacks or delusions on the part of the main character, who was trained to be one of Noh's super-assassins(all of the special agents are young women, with scanty themed costumes and masks), after her father(and the main antagonist) tried kill her, but instead left her disfigured(with the kanji for 'kabuki' cut into her right cheek), trying to come to terms with both her violent past, her profession, the traditional societies and mythologies of Japan, and the machinations of those around her. It's self-discovery, with an early revenge theme, followed by a fight for life.
Though set in post WW2 Japan(the youngish main antagonist served as a guerilla, killing American soldiers, and then later on becomes something of an Elvis fan), it could easily be moved into a more advanced Robotech timeline, with the Global Civil War filling in for WW2, and Japanese democracy tanking after the Rain of Death.

Intresting, I guess sticking the loony ninja girl in the Ice Guard or the Deep Ones would not be all that bad.

I mean what can the harm be if the 3rd gen, fremen like Ice Guards get some ninja training?

Or would it be more suitable to stick her with the Deep Ones since they operate close to Japan?

Don't care were, the more the marrier.

taalismn wrote:She's only passing through. In fact, Ice Guard may not have even NOTICED her , but it laid enough of a false trail that her pursuers assume she's gone to ground...and will take the subsequent disappearance of any operatives they initially send after her to be proof positive that she's there and picking off the opposition. This is simply shoveling fodder to the arctic mutants, though a few of the assassins might survive with varying degrees of trauma, and whether they return to civilization or are stuck at Ice Guard as new inmates base members("Yeah, right, you're a highly placed operative of a secret government organization and you need to get out of here. Well, I'm the (il)legitimate holder to the royal crown of Serbia-Herzegovenia . Pick it up with that snow shovel..."), they're effectively neutralized.

In the canon comic, she DOES manage to escape to America and winds up with a happy life, so averting the grimdark you'd expect. In a merged Robotech/Kabuki-verse, that's entirely possible too, with her taking up residence in North America or even immigrating offworld to a UEG/UEF Gloval-Initiative colony.

They are going to lose a lot of people then, going after her. Glad for the happen ending.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:She's only passing through. In fact, Ice Guard may not have even NOTICED her , but it laid enough of a false trail that her pursuers assume she's gone to ground...and will take the subsequent disappearance of any operatives they initially send after her to be proof positive that she's there and picking off the opposition. This is simply shoveling fodder to the arctic mutants, though a few of the assassins might survive with varying degrees of trauma, and whether they return to civilization or are stuck at Ice Guard as new inmates base members("Yeah, right, you're a highly placed operative of a secret government organization and you need to get out of here. Well, I'm the (il)legitimate holder to the royal crown of Serbia-Herzegovenia . Pick it up with that snow shovel..."), they're effectively neutralized.

In the canon comic, she DOES manage to escape to America and winds up with a happy life, so averting the grimdark you'd expect. In a merged Robotech/Kabuki-verse, that's entirely possible too, with her taking up residence in North America or even immigrating offworld to a UEG/UEF Gloval-Initiative colony.

Heh either way it's a perfect blend of a laugh riot and boxer wetting excitment if she ends up in the RT-verce.

Sounds like it would be.

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

True.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

Well, in Vol, 1 of the series, she does manage to kill or incapacitate three Yakuza goons using the gears from an Elvis clock as shuriken.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Enter the Ninja Meets Natural Born Killers"

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"-and another one of those Japanese transfers doesn't listen to the safety lecture. Check that one off the roster."
"I dunno, this one looks like she might make the safety of the garages at least..."

Heh! I wonder how she would fare in shop class at MCSH#69, lots of metal and metal fabracation equipment, ninja swords, ninja stars she could do a total ninja equipment refit at the school.

Well, in Vol, 1 of the series, she does manage to kill or incapacitate three Yakuza goons using the gears from an Elvis clock as shuriken.

The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

Sounds like she will fit right in.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

"Now, in this video from the bridge of the Icarus, you will note how Minmei TOTALLY incapacitates Edwards' bridge crew using initially a foot gnawed off her late cousin's body, then various pieces of uniform, bridge furniture bits, and separated parts of bodies as she makes her way towards Edwards, before choking him to death with his own sidearm. This," The hand to hand combat instructor says, with a tear in his eye, "is the work of a master."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
The effective use of improvised weapons is considered to be a nessacry survival trait in the Ice Guard, The Deep Ones, The Pathfinders and MCSH#69 -The Rt-verce's verison of the Anything Goes style of martial arts.

"Now, in this video from the bridge of the Icarus, you will note how Minmei TOTALLY incapacitates Edwards' bridge crew using initially a foot gnawed off her late cousin's body, then various pieces of uniform, bridge furniture bits, and separated parts of bodies as she makes her way towards Edwards, before choking him to death with his own sidearm. This," The hand to hand combat instructor says, with a tear in his eye, "is the work of a master."

I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[


I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

They'll have to censor most of it, especially after Minmei tears off her opponent's (censored) and (censored)(censored)(censored) them(censored) before(censored) and (censored), and finally (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(deargodwe'llhavetocleanthatupwithflamethrowers).

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[


I pity the fool who one up's her, however a no holds bared death match between the one who one up's her and minmei in a waist high pool filled with jell-o mixed with liquid LSD and Exstacy while dressed in skimpy pro-wrestling costumes would put the Earth in the black for next hundred million years if broadcast on inter-galatic pay per view.

They'll have to censor most of it, especially after Minmei tears off her opponent's (censored) and (censored)(censored)(censored) them(censored) before(censored) and (censored), and finally (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)(deargodwe'llhavetocleanthatupwithflamethrowers).

Unless Minmei's opponent(male or female) decides to do unto her before she does unto them then watch as the ratings reach into the infinet numbers not to mention the unholy amount of money to be made in legal and illegal gambling and you have to admit it's better then Mecha-Sudi.

Looks like no mater how far humanty advances we are still a bunch of blood thristy bastards, also think of the psy-war protental to scare the ever living crap out of the alien races that might try to attack the Earth.

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Minmei, I'd like my foot back..."
Ghost Squadron Members: "When the hell did she have time to gnaw off his foot...?!"
T.R. Edwards: "mmmphf-fhumf-mmphh!"(How the HELL did you guys miss her smuggling it aboard!? She had her hands cuffed! She was wearing a hospital gown!)

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Minmei, I'd like my foot back..."
Ghost Squadron Members: "When the hell did she have time to gnaw off his foot...?!"
T.R. Edwards: "mmmphf-fhumf-mmphh!"(How the HELL did you guys miss her smuggling it aboard!? She had her hands cuffed! She was wearing a hospital gown!)

Pass the FOL infused Brain Bleach please and thank you.

" Becareful not to stare into the Abyss for to long, otherwise the Abyss will stare back at you. "

What you didn't know Minmei is a nightspawn?

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

Lisa: (In Queen of Blades form) "Ah, I've taught her well."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:In this and the Blooper thread she's also been She-Hulk, the Guyver, and a Lovecraftian alien intelligence. She's also been the Irudo from Hell, Prancing Airhead-Hidden Ninja, and the female version of Hannibal Lector(sadly, the Icarus's galley was lacking in fava beans).

So you are saying that with all she has been in this forum she has more spooks in her head then a carny funyhouse?

Lisa: (In Queen of Blades form) "Ah, I've taught her well."

OHHH a Mother/Daughter fight to the death for a helpless Rick?!, pass the popcorn this is going to get good.

Just that in Bloopers, she's played for being a washed-up has-been, In Crossovers, she's a deadly badass.
The UEEF prison hospital is full of ex-Ghost Squadron members who can testify( often under heavy sedation, heavily strapped down, with all the lights on in the room) to that. The UEEF coroner just wishes that she'd left enough of Edwards for a positive identification, and thus remove from all doubt the possibility that he might have escaped.

taalismn wrote:Just that in Bloopers, she's played for being a washed-up has-been, In Crossovers, she's a deadly badass.
The UEEF prison hospital is full of ex-Ghost Squadron members who can testify( often under heavy sedation, heavily strapped down, with all the lights on in the room) to that. The UEEF coroner just wishes that she'd left enough of Edwards for a positive identification, and thus remove from all doubt the possibility that he might have escaped.

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proof that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods.

Other then that the Dark Gods sure know how to party, if you can get use the the *Mystery Meat* snacks and the screams of the damned blairing from the kick ass sound system, not to mention the sheer amount of demonic tail to be had.

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proff that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods..

That's provided Minmei isn't in deeper with the Dark Gods than Edwards(I believe one Blooper episode, she manages to blackmail Satan into turning Edwards over to her).

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proff that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods..

That's provided Minmei isn't in deeper with the Dark Gods than Edwards(I believe one Blooper episode, she manages to blackmail Satan into turning Edwards over to her).

Actually, Lisa has some kinda deal with Hades, he keeps sending Edwards back because he suffers WAY more here than anything they could come up with in Tarterus.

Hades: "I don't know whether to feel snubbed or relieved that thee ARE fates WORSE than being sentenced to my place here..."

taalismn wrote:Hades: "I don't know whether to feel snubbed or relieved that thee ARE fates WORSE than being sentenced to my place here..."

I could say something about how right Hades is but this is a family forum so to say so I can't.

taalismn wrote:Just that in Bloopers, she's played for being a washed-up has-been, In Crossovers, she's a deadly badass.
The UEEF prison hospital is full of ex-Ghost Squadron members who can testify( often under heavy sedation, heavily strapped down, with all the lights on in the room) to that. The UEEF coroner just wishes that she'd left enough of Edwards for a positive identification, and thus remove from all doubt the possibility that he might have escaped.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Just that in Bloopers, she's played for being a washed-up has-been, In Crossovers, she's a deadly badass.
The UEEF prison hospital is full of ex-Ghost Squadron members who can testify( often under heavy sedation, heavily strapped down, with all the lights on in the room) to that. The UEEF coroner just wishes that she'd left enough of Edwards for a positive identification, and thus remove from all doubt the possibility that he might have escaped.

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proof that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods.

Other then that the Dark Gods sure know how to party, if you can get use the the *Mystery Meat* snacks and the screams of the damned blairing from the kick ass sound system, not to mention the sheer amount of demonic tail to be had.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proff that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods..

That's provided Minmei isn't in deeper with the Dark Gods than Edwards(I believe one Blooper episode, she manages to blackmail Satan into turning Edwards over to her).

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Really now, in that case it would an act of the Dark Gods if Edwards pulled a come back kid more proff that the Dark Gods never have anyone's best intrests at heart as well being out to make everyone a miseably as possble even if they do not have the favour of the Dark Gods..

That's provided Minmei isn't in deeper with the Dark Gods than Edwards(I believe one Blooper episode, she manages to blackmail Satan into turning Edwards over to her).

Actually, Lisa has some kinda deal with Hades, he keeps sending Edwards back because he suffers WAY more here than anything they could come up with in Tarterus.

taalismn wrote:Hades: "I don't know whether to feel snubbed or relieved that thee ARE fates WORSE than being sentenced to my place here..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Hades: "I don't know whether to feel snubbed or relieved that thee ARE fates WORSE than being sentenced to my place here..."

I could say something about how right Hades is but this is a family forum so to say so I can't.

Of course we're forgetting that time Minmei was a brain eating zombie, or that time the Fourth Wall Gang tricked her into taking part in that charity westling match against that Shemarian.

SRoss wrote:Of course we're forgetting that time Minmei was a brain eating zombie, or that time the Fourth Wall Gang tricked her into taking part in that charity westling match against that Shemarian.

SRoss wrote:Of course we're forgetting that time Minmei was a brain eating zombie, or that time the Fourth Wall Gang tricked her into taking part in that charity westling match against that Shemarian.

Nice I'd go you one better but the powers that be on this forum would hunt me down and EMP the hell out of my computer if I did.

Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Sweet I'm going to check it out, thanks for info, sounds delightfuly nasty.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Sweet I'm going to check it out, thanks for info, sounds delightfuly nasty.

Yeah, if you're not satisfied with any of the Eleven Founding Tribes, we have a Fringe Tribe Generator that allows you to randomly roll up new Shemarrian tribes.
We also encourage your own /other fan contributions, whether they be as part of our shared universe, original take, or part of the Great Toaster's minions.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Sweet I'm going to check it out, thanks for info, sounds delightfuly nasty.

Yeah, if you're not satisfied with any of the Eleven Founding Tribes, we have a Fringe Tribe Generator that allows you to randomly roll up new Shemarrian tribes.
We also encourage your own /other fan contributions, whether they be as part of our shared universe, original take, or part of the Great Toaster's minions.

Nice.

I wonder what would happen if a if a Shemmie was captures and subjected to a reverce transfired intelligence and had her mind/personalty transfered into a flesh and blood body, human or otherwise, in the case of being transferied in a human female body would the Shemmie go insane due to expericing real emotion and fleshy sensations?

Kargan3033 wrote:[
I wonder what would happen if a if a Shemmie was captures and subjected to a reverce transfired intelligence and had her mind/personalty transfered into a flesh and blood body, human or otherwise, in the case of being transferied in a human female body would the Shemmie go insane due to expericing real emotion and fleshy sensations?

Possibly. But I remember a 'Bolo' story where a Bolo is incarnated into a human body by benevolent aliens who need its help. He adapts pretty well, even experiencing the biological component of the affection he felt for his (dead) female commander. And he carries through a combat mission, even though it's plain suicide.
A bio-Shemar would adapt as best she could, would likely spring for cybernetics and bionics, but the EShemar are so advanced, that being flesh-and-blood would not be so hard a transition(they need sleep, they can eat and heal, and even have sex thanks to nanotech and biosystem enhancements)...and given half the chance, would have a go at kicking the ass if whoever forced her into a new body against her will.

EShemarrian: (Watching the dark-haired girl running for the hills) "Rie! Come back here! You must change into your Fire Dancer costume and prepare with me to do battle!!!"

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
I wonder what would happen if a if a Shemmie was captures and subjected to a reverce transfired intelligence and had her mind/personalty transfered into a flesh and blood body, human or otherwise, in the case of being transferied in a human female body would the Shemmie go insane due to expericing real emotion and fleshy sensations?

Possibly. But I remember a 'Bolo' story where a Bolo is incarnated into a human body by benevolent aliens who need its help. He adapts pretty well, even experiencing the biological component of the affection he felt for his (dead) female commander. And he carries through a combat mission, even though it's plain suicide.
A bio-Shemar would adapt as best she could, would likely spring for cybernetics and bionics, but the EShemar are so advanced, that being flesh-and-blood would not be so hard a transition(they need sleep, they can eat and heal, and even have sex thanks to nanotech and biosystem enhancements)...and given half the chance, would have a go at kicking the ass if whoever forced her into a new body against her will.

Sounds intresting, say is the tribe generator downloadable and where is it, I don't feel like serach through 63 pages of gammiing goodness for it.

SRoss wrote:EShemarrian: (Watching the dark-haired girl running for the hills) "Rie! Come back here! You must change into your Fire Dancer costume and prepare with me to do battle!!!"

"Hotaru, I don't care if your Darkwaters mentor assigned you practice; return the nuclear weapons core to the American naval base..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Of course we're forgetting that time Minmei was a brain eating zombie, or that time the Fourth Wall Gang tricked her into taking part in that charity westling match against that Shemarian.

Nice I'd go you one better but the powers that be on this forum would hunt me down and EMP the hell out of my computer if I did.

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Sweet I'm going to check it out, thanks for info, sounds delightfuly nasty.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh damnit, now I'm wanting to add 'locking joints' and 'extra joints' to future EShemar Berserkers!
And somewhere, deep inside my psyche, some part of my imagination is already statting out '8oo8s of Doom'.

I don't get it.

And in the case of MCSH#69 a *Joint Lock* means a school wide locker serach for drugs as well Nth dimentional locks on the nurse's room's drug cabinet.

Check out the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread over in 'Rifts'.
It's me and a whole host of other people spinning out a new take on the Rifts Shemarrians...an exercise in world-building which has spun out to galactic proportions,
And our hardworking kronos has been compiling a formatting the EShemarrian Wiki...Incredible man, he is.

But in Rifts Robotics, you can have your robots incorporate locking joints, which allows them to freeze in place without buckling.
Berserkers are a caste-class of Shemarrian robot/gynoid that are hand to hand/melee combat experts. They go around half-naked most of the time to show off their prowess and contempt for modern weapons(I know Bikini Armor logic).
In the EShemar setting, if anybody's going to go pro wrestling, it would be the Bloodrider Tribe, who believe in doing things, especially combat sports, with PASSION.
And if anybody were to come up with robotic breasts usable in combat...it would be Bloodrider Tinkers.

Sweet I'm going to check it out, thanks for info, sounds delightfuly nasty.

Yeah, if you're not satisfied with any of the Eleven Founding Tribes, we have a Fringe Tribe Generator that allows you to randomly roll up new Shemarrian tribes.
We also encourage your own /other fan contributions, whether they be as part of our shared universe, original take, or part of the Great Toaster's minions.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
I wonder what would happen if a if a Shemmie was captures and subjected to a reverce transfired intelligence and had her mind/personalty transfered into a flesh and blood body, human or otherwise, in the case of being transferied in a human female body would the Shemmie go insane due to expericing real emotion and fleshy sensations?

Possibly. But I remember a 'Bolo' story where a Bolo is incarnated into a human body by benevolent aliens who need its help. He adapts pretty well, even experiencing the biological component of the affection he felt for his (dead) female commander. And he carries through a combat mission, even though it's plain suicide.
A bio-Shemar would adapt as best she could, would likely spring for cybernetics and bionics, but the EShemar are so advanced, that being flesh-and-blood would not be so hard a transition(they need sleep, they can eat and heal, and even have sex thanks to nanotech and biosystem enhancements)...and given half the chance, would have a go at kicking the ass if whoever forced her into a new body against her will.

I'm really going to have to check this out.

SRoss wrote:EShemarrian: (Watching the dark-haired girl running for the hills) "Rie! Come back here! You must change into your Fire Dancer costume and prepare with me to do battle!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:EShemarrian: (Watching the dark-haired girl running for the hills) "Rie! Come back here! You must change into your Fire Dancer costume and prepare with me to do battle!!!"

"Hotaru, I don't care if your Darkwaters mentor assigned you practice; return the nuclear weapons core to the American naval base..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

Sounds intresting, say is the tribe generator downloadable and where is it, I don't feel like serach through 63 pages of gammiing goodness for it.

PM'ed.
And here's the Wiki link(it's still WIP; we're flogging kronos as fast as he'll go).

http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/EShemarrian_Wiki