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taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Sounds intresting, say is the tribe generator downloadable and where is it, I don't feel like serach through 63 pages of gammiing goodness for it.

PM'ed.
And here's the Wiki link(it's still WIP; we're flogging kronos as fast as he'll go).

http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/EShemarrian_Wiki

Thanks, got the PM and book marked the site.

We update regularly and wildly.

And no, the Eshemar have not yet discovered the Robotech universes in any great extent, though they and the Haydonites would likely see each other as enemies, despite both being machine intelligences.

Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Sounds intresting, say is the tribe generator downloadable and where is it, I don't feel like serach through 63 pages of gammiing goodness for it.

PM'ed.
And here's the Wiki link(it's still WIP; we're flogging kronos as fast as he'll go).

http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/EShemarrian_Wiki

Thanks for the link!

taalismn wrote:We update regularly and wildly.

And no, the Eshemar have not yet discovered the Robotech universes in any great extent, though they and the Haydonites would likely see each other as enemies, despite both being machine intelligences.

Hopefully they don't mind us organics. (Sorry, don't know any info on them.)

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

I really hated the way she went.

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

So after that Minmei ends up with Traction Drives(if lucky)?

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

So after that Minmei ends up with Traction Drives(if lucky)?

In traction, more like it.

Minmei: (After picking herself off the floor) "Ohh, Half Price Bento."

As the Fourth Wall Gang races to get the colour commentary booth set up in time, Minmei staggers toward the reduced items in the Bento section. Suddenly she's engulfed in a roiling mass of combat.

"It looks like a marvelous evening of combat tonight!"

"Indeed, already, Nora has knocked Breetai through the ceiling, using a watermelon on the end of a broomstick!"

"Ooo, I don't care how strongly you're built, that's gotta hurt!!!"

"Meanwhile, Desdemona Satori and the Ice Witch are going at it in front of the display."

"While Rook and Beauty By The Lake, are teaching class on creative use of chop-sticks!!"

"WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! A ko, wearing a pair of frozen turkeys for gloves just knocked Alecia through the floor and deep into the mantle!"

"Honestly, I've never seen anybody throttled with string cheese like that. Uncooked pasta, yes, but string cheese, no."
"You really haven't gotten around much, have you? I saw a string cheese strangler alongside the infamous Miaowara Tomokato...it's not exactly a common weapons art, but it's hardly unique."

SRoss wrote:Minmei: (After picking herself off the floor) "Ohh, Half Price Bento."

As the Fourth Wall Gang races to get the colour commentary booth set up in time, Minmei staggers toward the reduced items in the Bento section. Suddenly she's engulfed in a roiling mass of combat.

"It looks like a marvelous evening of combat tonight!"

"Indeed, already, Nora has knocked Breetai through the ceiling, using a watermelon on the end of a broomstick!"

"Ooo, I don't care how strongly you're built, that's gotta hurt!!!"

"Meanwhile, Desdemona Satori and the Ice Witch are going at it in front of the display."

"While Rook and Beauty By The Lake, are teaching class on creative use of chop-sticks!!"

"WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! A ko, wearing a pair of frozen turkeys for gloves just knocked Alecia through the floor and deep into the mantle!"

Sounds like dinner with my family.

I've been to a few Dim Sums like that myself.

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

So after that Minmei ends up with Traction Drives(if lucky)?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Wait! So all I gotta do is wrestle this little white haired girl? No problem."

Illya: "No you have to wrestle my servant."

Berserker:

So after that Minmei ends up with Traction Drives(if lucky)?

In traction, more like it.

SRoss wrote:Minmei: (After picking herself off the floor) "Ohh, Half Price Bento."

As the Fourth Wall Gang races to get the colour commentary booth set up in time, Minmei staggers toward the reduced items in the Bento section. Suddenly she's engulfed in a roiling mass of combat.

"It looks like a marvelous evening of combat tonight!"

"Indeed, already, Nora has knocked Breetai through the ceiling, using a watermelon on the end of a broomstick!"

"Ooo, I don't care how strongly you're built, that's gotta hurt!!!"

"Meanwhile, Desdemona Satori and the Ice Witch are going at it in front of the display."

"While Rook and Beauty By The Lake, are teaching class on creative use of chop-sticks!!"

"WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! A ko, wearing a pair of frozen turkeys for gloves just knocked Alecia through the floor and deep into the mantle!"

taalismn wrote:"Honestly, I've never seen anybody throttled with string cheese like that. Uncooked pasta, yes, but string cheese, no."
"You really haven't gotten around much, have you? I saw a string cheese strangler alongside the infamous Miaowara Tomokato...it's not exactly a common weapons art, but it's hardly unique."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: (After picking herself off the floor) "Ohh, Half Price Bento."

As the Fourth Wall Gang races to get the colour commentary booth set up in time, Minmei staggers toward the reduced items in the Bento section. Suddenly she's engulfed in a roiling mass of combat.

"It looks like a marvelous evening of combat tonight!"

"Indeed, already, Nora has knocked Breetai through the ceiling, using a watermelon on the end of a broomstick!"

"Ooo, I don't care how strongly you're built, that's gotta hurt!!!"

"Meanwhile, Desdemona Satori and the Ice Witch are going at it in front of the display."

"While Rook and Beauty By The Lake, are teaching class on creative use of chop-sticks!!"

"WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! A ko, wearing a pair of frozen turkeys for gloves just knocked Alecia through the floor and deep into the mantle!"

Sounds like dinner with my family.

SRoss wrote:I've been to a few Dim Sums like that myself.

You guys live interesting lives.

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:I've been to a few Dim Sums like that myself.

You guys live interesting lives.

Lets just say I found out the hard way that Serbs take their dim sum seriously.

"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

Imperial Guard has numbers, Praxians have superior hand to hand skills, Pollinators have rabies. Sounds like a fair fight.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

Imperial Guard has numbers, Praxians have superior hand to hand skills, Pollinators have rabies. Sounds like a fair fight.

Agreed now that would be something to see on PPV.

Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

SRoss wrote:Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

Space Marine Terminator. Imperial Guard are the ablative meatshield of the Imperium of Man.

Might buck it up to a Space Marine Dreadnaught

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:I've been to a few Dim Sums like that myself.

You guys live interesting lives.

Lets just say I found out the hard way that Serbs take their dim sum seriously.

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

I'm..., not going to say anything...

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

Imperial Guard has numbers, Praxians have superior hand to hand skills, Pollinators have rabies. Sounds like a fair fight.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Chen appears to be driving Sarah to distraction over in the soup aisle."

"OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT ANNIE RIDING MEGARA!?!"

Well that's not as bad as the three way fight in isle six between the polinators, the Imperial Guard and the Priaxians for the last package of beef jerky.

Imperial Guard has numbers, Praxians have superior hand to hand skills, Pollinators have rabies. Sounds like a fair fight.

Agreed now that would be something to see on PPV.

SRoss wrote:Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

Space Marine Terminator. Imperial Guard are the ablative meatshield of the Imperium of Man.

Might buck it up to a Space Marine Dreadnaught

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

Space Marine Terminator. Imperial Guard are the ablative meatshield of the Imperium of Man.

Might buck it up to a Space Marine Dreadnaught

He might be thinking of the ones in heavy armor (storm troopers?).

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Imperial Guard Terminator: (Rolling on the ground beating himself and shooting blindly) "Aaaggg!!! Their in my armour!!! Their in my armour!!!"

Space Marine Terminator. Imperial Guard are the ablative meatshield of the Imperium of Man.

Might buck it up to a Space Marine Dreadnaught

He might be thinking of the ones in heavy armor (storm troopers?).

There is one bigger then the Dreadnaught?

Alpha 11 wrote:[

There is one bigger then the Dreadnaught?

They're called TITANS.

Suzaku: (Lunging across the dog pile) "Must get Bento!!!"

Kallen: (Kicking Suzaku in the face and bringing the two of them down on top of Minmei) "Fat chance loser!"

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

There is one bigger then the Dreadnaught?

They're called TITANS.

Forgot about them, and didn't think they were like them.

SRoss wrote:Suzaku: (Lunging across the dog pile) "Must get Bento!!!"

Kallen: (Kicking Suzaku in the face and bringing the two of them down on top of Minmei) "Fat chance loser!"

Minmei staggers to her feet as spots the microphone hanging from the the ceiling.

Minmei: "He he, That's right, I'll just sing! That will defeat them!"

Just as she reaches the mic, she's back-handed into the frozen pizza isle.

Hulk: (Singing) "THIS AM HULK'S TIME TO BE A STAR!"

Black Widow: (Clapping) "Yay!!!" (Turning and looking at the Fourth Wall Gang) "Applaud!"

Irony is if the winners of the bento contract food poisoning....
"VICTORY!!!"#GULP#"AcKHK!"/THUD!/
"...check the source on that shipment of sushi again, will you?"

taalismn wrote:Irony is if the winners of the bento contract food poisoning....
"VICTORY!!!"#GULP#"AcKHK!"/THUD!/
"...check the source on that shipment of sushi again, will you?"

Bishop:Ummm....we would love to but there's a dozen xeno's in the freezer.
Hudson:That's it man! It's game over man!Game over.The health inspecter gonna close us for sure.

"Well, the good news is, the xenos are showing no inclination to break out of the freezer."
"I wonder why? They're usually big on swarming."
"They're too busy fighting with the squid."
"...for once, I'm glad you ignored me when I told you NOT to buy calamari from anybody fishing the waters near R'lyeh..."

taalismn wrote:"Well, the good news is, the xenos are showing no inclination to break out of the freezer."
"I wonder why? They're usually big on swarming."
"They're too busy fighting with the squid."
"...for once, I'm glad you ignored me when I told you NOT to buy calamari from anybody fishing the waters near R'lyeh..."

"And now the Zerg are sniffing Minmei's corpse..."

Minmei: "I'm not dead..."

"Well, you soon will be with THOSE injuries."

SRoss wrote:Minmei staggers to her feet as spots the microphone hanging from the the ceiling.

Minmei: "He he, That's right, I'll just sing! That will defeat them!"

Just as she reaches the mic, she's back-handed into the frozen pizza isle.

Hulk: (Singing) "THIS AM HULK'S TIME TO BE A STAR!"

Black Widow: (Clapping) "Yay!!!" (Turning and looking at the Fourth Wall Gang) "Applaud!"

taalismn wrote:Irony is if the winners of the bento contract food poisoning....
"VICTORY!!!"#GULP#"AcKHK!"/THUD!/
"...check the source on that shipment of sushi again, will you?"

batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:Irony is if the winners of the bento contract food poisoning....
"VICTORY!!!"#GULP#"AcKHK!"/THUD!/
"...check the source on that shipment of sushi again, will you?"

Bishop:Ummm....we would love to but there's a dozen xeno's in the freezer.
Hudson:That's it man! It's game over man!Game over.The health inspecter gonna close us for sure.

taalismn wrote:"Well, the good news is, the xenos are showing no inclination to break out of the freezer."
"I wonder why? They're usually big on swarming."
"They're too busy fighting with the squid."
"...for once, I'm glad you ignored me when I told you NOT to buy calamari from anybody fishing the waters near R'lyeh..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Well, the good news is, the xenos are showing no inclination to break out of the freezer."
"I wonder why? They're usually big on swarming."
"They're too busy fighting with the squid."
"...for once, I'm glad you ignored me when I told you NOT to buy calamari from anybody fishing the waters near R'lyeh..."

"And now the Zerg are sniffing Minmei's corpse..."

Minmei: "I'm not dead..."

"Well, you soon will be with THOSE injuries."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"

"[i]And now the Zerg are sniffing Minmei's corpse..."

Minmei: "I'm not dead..."

"Well, you soon will be with THOSE injuries."

*THURP*"SCREEH--?!#SLURP#
Minmei: "Ah, much better."
"How?"
Minmei: "Part of my contract."
"What did you give up?"
Minmei: "Sold Kyle's soul back in in the day when it still had some value."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"

"[i]And now the Zerg are sniffing Minmei's corpse..."

Minmei: "I'm not dead..."

"Well, you soon will be with THOSE injuries."

*THURP*"SCREEH--?!#SLURP#
Minmei: "Ah, much better."
"How?"
Minmei: "Part of my contract."
"What did you give up?"
Minmei: "Sold Kyle's soul back in in the day when it still had some value."

It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

Edwards: "At last! I'm free! No more Lisa, no more flesh eating clones of Lisa! Nothing can stop me now!!!"

Kindzi: "Tell me human, what wine do you go well with?"

"Great...Volge. Volge AND Hellbugs...This day just went to hell.."
"Why? Seriously, man, you call THIS a bad day? I grew up next to a Genesis Pit during the Occupation! This...this is a Sunday in my old hometown!"

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

Worth less than the Monopoly print of the Vietnamese dong, in a factory quality check discard...

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

Worth less than the Monopoly print of the Vietnamese dong, in a factory quality check discard...

Ahh basicly a hell reserved for bankister scum and scumy stock trader.

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "At last! I'm free! No more Lisa, no more flesh eating clones of Lisa! Nothing can stop me now!!!"

Kindzi: "Tell me human, what wine do you go well with?"

taalismn wrote:"Great...Volge. Volge AND Hellbugs...This day just went to hell.."
"Why? Seriously, man, you call THIS a bad day? I grew up next to a Genesis Pit during the Occupation! This...this is a Sunday in my old hometown!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

Worth less than the Monopoly print of the Vietnamese dong, in a factory quality check discard...

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's only depreciated since then, as a number of Infernal powers have found to their buyers' remorse...

So basicly whay you are saying that his soul is more worthless then realistate after the housing market colaspes which led to the domonic stock market crash of 666?

Worth less than the Monopoly print of the Vietnamese dong, in a factory quality check discard...

Ahh basicly a hell reserved for bankister scum and scumy stock trader.

Looking over 'Defiance' last night...didn't realize they were third season already...I THINK we mentioned an RT-Defiance crossover before, but ...
Yeah, canon RTers would be slightly non-plussed by the situation on Defiance Earth; they're used to dealing with only one or two hostile species at a time, and having the entire Earth looking like the aftermath of a Genesis Pit would be a little shocking. They're also used to cleaner skies, but they'd also remember the in-fall of material after the Rain of Death. If there's a coordinated Robotech fleet around, they'd be gainfully employed cleaning up Earth orbit(provided the Arks aren't packing too much in the way of unusual hair-trigger weaponry. Planetside, the Rters would be good with their armored milspec gear(since the general state of tech seems to be hgh-SDC among the resident Terrans). They'd be a power to contend with, especially if the Flower of Life got loose(the FoL might have some interesting interactions with the Voltan terraforming process, though).
Rifts Earth natives would feel right at home on Defiance-Earth; even find the place a bit cushy compared to home.

taalismn wrote:Looking over 'Defiance' last night...didn't realize they were third season already...I THINK we mentioned an RT-Defiance crossover before, but ...
Yeah, canon RTers would be slightly non-plussed by the situation on Defiance Earth; they're used to dealing with only one or two hostile species at a time, and having the entire Earth looking like the aftermath of a Genesis Pit would be a little shocking. They're also used to cleaner skies, but they'd also remember the in-fall of material after the Rain of Death. If there's a coordinated Robotech fleet around, they'd be gainfully employed cleaning up Earth orbit(provided the Arks aren't packing too much in the way of unusual hair-trigger weaponry. Planetside, the Rters would be good with their armored milspec gear(since the general state of tech seems to be hgh-SDC among the resident Terrans). They'd be a power to contend with, especially if the Flower of Life got loose(the FoL might have some interesting interactions with the Voltan terraforming process, though).
Rifts Earth natives would feel right at home on Defiance-Earth; even find the place a bit cushy compared to home.

Really sounds like a place you can take the family to for a weekend getaway.

Oh yeah...if your family are all full-conversion 'borgs, sentient machines, dragons, superhumans, or triggerhappy nuke-armed survivalist types.

taalismn wrote:Oh yeah...if your family are all full-conversion 'borgs, sentient machines, dragons, superhumans, or triggerhappy nuke-armed survivalist types.

Well Rand gave it a five star rating so it can't be all that bad.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh yeah...if your family are all full-conversion 'borgs, sentient machines, dragons, superhumans, or triggerhappy nuke-armed survivalist types.

Well Rand gave it a five star rating so it can't be all that bad.

Was this Concussed Rand, Rand on Spores, or Rand Previously On Fire But Now On Painkillers While the Skin Grafts Take?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh yeah...if your family are all full-conversion 'borgs, sentient machines, dragons, superhumans, or triggerhappy nuke-armed survivalist types.

Well Rand gave it a five star rating so it can't be all that bad.

Was this Concussed Rand, Rand on Spores, or Rand Previously On Fire But Now On Painkillers While the Skin Grafts Take?

Nope it was when he was *Normal* although his infomation about the vacation sport *might* be some what *outdated*.

Well, they weren't exactly gearing up for tourists in either place...printing up-to-date travel brochures is a low priority.

taalismn wrote:Well, they weren't exactly gearing up for tourists in either place...printing up-to-date travel brochures is a low priority.

Much to everyone's*delight*

Jill Grizwaled: " Hey honey check out this new vacation spot in Rand's giude to summer vacation. "

Mike Grizwaled: " it says that this place has a five star rating. "

Jil Grizwaled: " Yes and I have heard that so many people have gone there and never came back which means they like the place so much that they never wanted to come back to Dullsville. "

Mike Grizwaled: " Well I know where we are going for our summer vaction, it will be much better then Wallyworld. "

Jill Grizwaled: " I'll go and round up the kids, you start packing. "

Mike Grizwaled: " Sure thing Honey, this will be the best family vaction ever! "

Burt Gummer, Tour Director.