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Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Worry not, Lisa planned for this, there are after all many underworlds.

Meanwhile, in Hel, a loud explosion startles the goddess awake...

Hel: (Looking at the charred Edwards and Kyle) "And who the hell are you?"

Lisa: "Minmei, how many hells do the Chinese have?"
Minmei: "I dunno...there's a lot of them. Why?"
Lisa: "Nothing..."

(Meanwhile Down Below...)

Edwards: "I got a bad feeling..."
Kyle:
Charon: "YES!!! ( fist pumps) FINALLY MAYBE I CAN GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET DOWN HERE!!!"

SRoss wrote:Edwards: (Looking at Kyle) "I don't know how we ended up in the hell of the Horny Dragons! But I blame you!!!"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Okay....what are we doing in Bayonne, New Jersey?"
Kyle: "It's apparently somebody's definition of 'Hell'."

(I've never been to Bayonne. nut I have been through part of Newark...which, at the time and place I was passing, looked like cyberpunk hell...container port on one side, gasoline refinery with flame-belching burnoff towers on the other side...and plane landing lights visible through aforementioned flames coming in to land at the nearby Newark airport)

Arnie100 wrote:(Slight shimmering...)

Edwards: "Where do you think we'll end up next?
Kyle: "I'm not talking to you."
Edwards: "What I do?"
Kyle: "You're asking me that AGAIN?!

(The shimmering ends...)

Edwards: "Where are we?!"
"Welcome to the Hell of THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!"
Kyle: "Crap."

taalismn wrote:Complete with baby pictures....

taalismn wrote:Complete with baby pictures....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Complete with baby pictures....

And a cheesy game show host...

taalismn wrote:And no-prizes handed out?

SRoss wrote:"Good news! You guys have been signed up to do the next Wynne's World movie!"

Kyle: "Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!"

SRoss wrote:[Ange: "Like Chekhov's proverbial Gun on the mantlepiece, the children's lullaby you hear at the start of a series is going to be vital to victory by the end."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ange: "Like Chekhov's proverbial Gun on the mantlepiece, the children's lullaby you hear at the start of a series is going to be vital to victory by the end."

Minmei: "You're going perilously close to stealing my schtick, little girl."

SRoss wrote:Ange: "Even in an apocalyptic ruined city, you can find an intact hotel."

Tusk: "But something will happen before you can seal the deal."

Rand: "I feel for you man."

SRoss wrote:

Anime Fighting 101

"And what did we learn today class."

Rei Hino: "Attacks are more powerful if you call them out."

Kuniko Hojo: "The bigger the weapon, the faster and more effective it is."

Ange: "Like Chekhov's proverbial Gun on the mantlepiece, the children's lullaby you hear at the start of a series is going to be vital to victory by the end."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ange: "Like Chekhov's proverbial Gun on the mantlepiece, the children's lullaby you hear at the start of a series is going to be vital to victory by the end."

Minmei: "You're going perilously close to stealing my schtick, little girl."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Ange: "Like Chekhov's proverbial Gun on the mantlepiece, the children's lullaby you hear at the start of a series is going to be vital to victory by the end."

Minmei: "You're going perilously close to stealing my schtick, little girl."

Khyron: "If your opponent starts singing, focus fire on her."

Minmei: "HEY!!!"

taalismn wrote:"White noise generators, electronic jamming, tear gas..."
"We GET IT! YOU'RE TYRANNICAL KILLJOYS!!!"

SRoss wrote:Ange: "Even in an apocalyptic ruined city, you can find an intact hotel."

Tusk: "But something will happen before you can seal the deal."

Rand: "I feel for you man."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ange: "Even in an apocalyptic ruined city, you can find an intact hotel."

Tusk: "But something will happen before you can seal the deal."

Rand: "I feel for you man."

"Look at the bright side; had you actually had sex at this point in the series, it would mean that you'd most likely DIE, only to have your significant other end up carrying your child as a single parent, and-or ending up in a lesbian relationship."

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "I got my man..."
Minmei: "He was MINE first!!"
Dana: "Why can't I get one?"
Nova: "I had two guys fighting over me...though, I admit that new kid that transferred here is CUTE!"
Minmei: "Which one?"
Dana: "Oooohhh...Tttteeeennncccchhhhiii"
Minmei: "THAT one..."

(In the cafeteria...)

Tenchi: "I just got a bad feeling..."
Ryoko: "Don't worry...I'LL PROTECT YOU (pulls out overly-huge assault cannon...)
Ayeka: "What do you mean YOU'LL protect him?!"
Tenchi: siiiggghhh

SRoss wrote:In a darkened office marked Principal. a massive chair, it back to us, faces a wall of Hi-Def monitors. a hand reaches for the phone and pushes a button marked Contractor...

Arnie100 wrote:"What's this --?"
"Some new PBS thingy...OH...MY..."
"That's just not right!"
"They did that back then?!"

(Down somewhere below...)

Edwards: "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!" (Shakes fist upwards...)

taalismn wrote:MCH#69:
"No, in this lesson in Family Planning, we have this video which accurately depicts some of what you can expect in raising a child..."
(sometime later)
"Now, you opinions on what we just watched?"
"Teacher, I can honestly say that after seeing that, I've sworn off having kids, EVER. Come to think of it, I've sworn off sex, too, on the offhand and remote chance of ever conceiving kids, even by accident."

Arnie100 wrote:"AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" (Children running out of the class...)
"I guess they saw that video..."
"Man, I thought I had it bad when I was a kid."
"I kinda feel sorry for him..."
"Excuse me?!"
"Well, that looked absolutely traumatic going through that. I mean, no wonder he's an @$$."

taalismn wrote:T.R. : "I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY, YOU BRATS!!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Even in Hell, he's still an @$$."
T.R.: "How'd they know where I am?!"

taalismn wrote:UEG President Moran: "Tom, haven't heard from you in a while since the election; how's it looking out there in the trenches? How are we measuring up in our education system?"
Minister of Education: "If the school I just toured is typical of what we have in this country with regards to technical training, discipline, and vocational skills, then, if we're ever invaded again from outer space, our only hope would be to drag them down to our level..."

taalismn wrote:"You know, I just noticed something?"
"Yes?"
"You know how schools have traffic signs saying things like 'Slow Down: School Zone'?"
"Yes?"
"Why, then, around OUR school do the signs all say 'MCHS#69: Speed Up!'?"
"..."

taalismn wrote:"You know, I just noticed something?"
"Yes?"
"You know how schools have traffic signs saying things like 'Slow Down: School Zone'?"
"Yes?"
"Why, then, around OUR school do the signs all say 'MCHS#69: Speed Up!'?"
"..."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's why I take my MAC II to work!"

taalismn wrote:On the other hand, have you ever tried to have one of those things towed? Or 'booted'?

SRoss wrote:

ANIME FIGHTING 101

"What did we learn today, class?"

Vivian: "Quiz time, when are yesterday's enemies, today's allies?"

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:"You know, I just noticed something?"
"Yes?"
"You know how schools have traffic signs saying things like 'Slow Down: School Zone'?"
"Yes?"
"Why, then, around OUR school do the signs all say 'MCHS#69: Speed Up!'?"
"..."

well did you see the sign on the fence out behind the fields?
umm...
you know how a lot of schools have "park at your own Risk during baseball season?"
yep?
There is a sign that says "Approaching this area can be hazardous whenever school is in session. (scribbled on note: Including and especially Extracurricular activities)

SRoss wrote:"Or that one."

MCHS#69, You are now in a free fire zone.

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's why I take my MACII to work!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's why I take my MAC II to work!"

"What's that Stic-It[sup]TM[/sup] note on the back?"

KICK ME! RRRRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY HARD!

taalismn wrote:On the other hand, have you ever tried to have one of those things towed? Or 'booted'?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:On the other hand, have you ever tried to have one of those things towed? Or 'booted'?

Suddenly, everyone is deafened by the beeping as a Bolo with an enormous tow hitch backs up to the Monster.

CDU Sargent: "Never underestimate the power of the Parking Control Department."

SRoss wrote:

ANIME FIGHTING 101

"What did we learn today, class?"

Vivian: "Quiz time, when are yesterday's enemies, today's allies?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

ANIME FIGHTING 101

"What did we learn today, class?"

Vivian: "Quiz time, when are yesterday's enemies, today's allies?"

Ange: "Always close your mouth when in a forward roll."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

ANIME FIGHTING 101

"What did we learn today, class?"

Vivian: "Quiz time, when are yesterday's enemies, today's allies?"

Ange: "Always close your mouth when in a forward roll."

Arnie100 wrote:[


Ange: "Always close your mouth when in a forward roll."

taalismn wrote:Tusk: "Always keep a palmed lockpick in hand. And a backup supply of dignity in your survival kit."

taalismn wrote:Tusk: "Always keep a palmed lockpick in hand. And a backup supply of dignity in your survival kit."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

ANIME FIGHTING 101

"What did we learn today, class?"

Vivian: "Quiz time, when are yesterday's enemies, today's allies?"

Ange: "Always close your mouth when in a forward roll."

Especially along animal trails...you know never what's been; uhm, dumped there...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[


Ange: "Always close your mouth when in a forward roll."

Especially along animal trails...you know never what's been; uhm, dumped there...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Tusk: "Always keep a palmed lockpick in hand. And a backup supply of dignity in your survival kit."

Going to need a bigger kit.

taalismn wrote:"Or a combination lock on your pants belt."

taalismn wrote:"As long as you can remember the combo after the 'Three Bean Burrito Surprise'."

taalismn wrote:"I've searched every public library in Monument for a copy of my school textbooks and haven't found a single one! How difficult can it be to stock a copy of 'Protoculture Matrix Mechanics for Everyone'?!"

taalismn wrote:"Or a seventh edition of 'SocioEconomic Analysis of the Former Client-Nations of the Tirolian Republic'? Come on, people, it's a real page turner!!!"
"It's also, what, sixty-eighty credits if you buy it in the school bookstore?"

taalismn wrote:"Sixty-eight credits?! Where the hell are you stealing your textbooks from?!"