Robotech Crossover question

[Arnie100]

Agent Cheesecake (http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesecake_(LMD)_(Earth-616) ) was a SHIELD Life Model Decoy/Android who essentially seduced enemies(easy enough to do, considering her signature garb was a swimsuit and boots, and she had a figure like a supermodel'shttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/4/47/Agent_Cheesecake_(Earth-616).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070407005713). Given how the 15th on their first incursion into the RM Mothership speculate that the Tirolians are biosystem androids, it would be ironic if the Earth infiltrated the Masters' society using LMDs.

Lolol

[taalismn]

Karno: "Well HEllllloooo*GURK!* "
Agent Cheesecake: *Cheesecake here. Position secured. I have their head of security by the gonads.*

[Arnie100]

Leonard: "That quickly?!"
Nick Fury: "Told you she's good."

[taalismn]

"Okay, what did we say about battlefield medical procedures....?"
"...never ask Doctor Banner to donate blood..."
Marie Crystal: "MARIE SMASH CHEATING LITTLE MAN!!!!"
Sean Phillips: "...help...!"

[Arnie100]

"Okay, what did we say about battlefield medical procedures....?"
"...never ask Doctor Banner to donate blood..."
Marie Crystal: "MARIE SMASH CHEATING LITTLE MAN!!!!"
Sean Phillips: "...help...!"

Col. Stryker: "Should we put him in the Super Soldier program?"
Nick Fury: "That'd be a waste of resources."

[Chronicler]

Dana: "News from the top brass people. Looks like Steve A.K.A Captain America Rogers is going to be attached to our unit for the time being."

*Collective grown*

Dana: "What?"

Sean: "This is probably a P.R stunt since we became the new poster boys of the war."

Angelo: "Gets worse. Turns out he doesn't even have VHT training or any other VT."

Dana: "So we will teach him then."

Louie: "I don't think he's been in a tank since WW2. Don't expect much of him with that big of a leap."

Dana: "He'll be fine."

*Next day*

*Dana has her hands on her face and is beet red. The rest of the 15th look on at the carnage Steve Rogers has made and then to what was left of a VHT and ammo dump.*

Louie: "What was that about him being fine? Hmm?"

Dana: "shut up."

Steve: "... medic."

[SRoss]

Karno, his security detail and several Terminators lay in wait in the cargo bay for the micronians and the runaways when they hear the sound of something whirring through the air. A red, white and blue disk riccishays around the bay, taking them all out.

Rogers: (Recovering his shield) "It's all clear up ahead.

[taalismn]

Zor Prime: "Dana...it has to be this way."(Pushes Dana into the escape pod)
Tony Stark:(from right behind him) "No it doesn't. Come on, I rigged up a self-destruct system. LOT more effective than just destroying the power core. Oughta get rid of whatever's in those mounds that Thor isn't able to throw into some other universe. ...What? You look depressed...maybe you better talk to Bruce about that! He knows all sorts of meditation techniques."



Meanwhile, across the galaxy.....
Rick Hunter: "...who?"
"You know, Star Lord? The great galactic outlaw? Star Lord?"

[glitterboy2098]

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "so Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson "i'll think of something"

[Arnie100]

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "so Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson "i'll think of something"

Regess: "Why did I get shivers all of a sudden?"

[taalismn]

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

[SRoss]

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

Fury: "THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICAL PLACE! HE'S FAKING IT! GRAB HIM!"

[Arnie100]

Tony: "I can take these guys all by myself. The big green guy here is my back up."
Hulk: (Raises eyebrow...like he's saying seriously)

[taalismn]

Tony: "I can take these guys all by myself. The big green guy here is my back up."
Hulk: (Raises eyebrow...like he's saying seriously)

Yeah..whatever Tony Stark can't technologically defeat, he can utterly annoy into submission.

[Alpha 11]

Nick Fury (Sam Jackson-style): "Why don't you just walk up these f**kers and (pulls out very large handgun) -- blam blam blam (looking at the three dead Robotech Masters) -- it's that motherf**kin' simple, people!"
Robotech Elders: "WE SURRENDER."
Leonard:
Nick Fury: "That wasn't so hard, now was it?"

Or...

Robotech Masters: "The humans will never be able to penetratr our defenses!! MUAHAHAHAA!!!"

(In the ventilation shaft, a lone figure grins evilly and extends his claws...snikt)

SLICE SLICE SLICE

Logan: (After leaving a path of destruction upon the Masters...) "Never say never, bub!" (And lighting a cigar...)

Karno: "I do not understand! How can you be having so much trouble with ONE human prisoner?!"
(Wall bulges out next to him)
"HULK SMASH!!!"
Karno: "Oh."

Deadpool: "ALRIGHT, YOU B*****DS!! TIME TO -- "
Robotech Masters: "WE SURRENDER!!"
Deadpool: "Aww...I didn't get to kill anyone..."
Robotech Master: "We just didn't wanna hear you babbling."

Capt. America: "Y'know Hulk, I overheard one of those guys up there say that you were sissy-boy...of course that's impo --"
Hulk: "HULK NOT SISSY-BOY!! HULK STRAIGHT!!! HULK SMASH!!!"

Nah, Cap's not mean-spirited enough to use prejudice as a goad...He might say "They called you a wimp", but even that's tongue in cheek because he WAS a hundred-pounds-if-soaking-wet weakling before he got the super soldier serum. Captain America might have grown up in the 30's and 40's, but he's a progressive Norman Rockwellian idealist American. He might be 100% hetereosexual, but he wouldn't hold a person's gender preferences against him.
In the Space Battles thread 'Tony Stark Aims to Please..." the running gag is that old-fashioned Steve Rogers, though not a virgin, is so painfully shy he doesn't even use sexual profanity, and is practically scared witless by the modern liberated women(especially the SHIELD agents) throwing themselves at him. So, of course he winds up having a steady girlfriend in former uber-shy wallflower Jennifer "SheHulk' Walters(she mutates during their first date, much to Steve's shock and Tony's great amusement).

I can imagine Steve 'Cap' Rogers welcoming Tirolian refugees into a citizenship class, after beating the royal snot out of the Guard Triumvirate("He is but one man, and he doesn't even have a gu-"SWAK)..
Of course, the Southern Cross might well resurrect a version of the 'Howling Commandos' and send them in parallel to the 15th during incursions into the Mothership. If the Avengers aren't around then, or aren't divv'ied up among other units that need extra muscle, then Rogers would definitely be part of them.

So loving this!

Alternate Invid Invasions That Have Gone VERY Wrong:

Terran Concordiat:

*** Multiple airborne targets inbound from enemy landing site. They approach my position on obvious attack vectors, apparently intent on overwhelming me by sheer weight of numbers. I engage infinite repeater batteries and sweep them from the sky before turning my attention to the next wave of heavier, slower units coming in nape of the earth, bearing heavier armaments. I devote a full 14.8 seconds to volleying a mix of air-burst aerial mines and smart homing shells via my breech-loading mortars.
I am aware that my fellow Home Guard units are maneuvering into position to both protect urban areas from the sortying enemy mechs and also to engage their landing zones. Above, we are aware of Concordiat cruisers maneuvering to put the main landing zones under direct orbital bombardment. We have made their task easier by destroying several attempts by the enemy to place additional units in orbit by destroying their transports as they ascend. Meant for dealing Melconian warships in near orbit, our Hellrails make short work of the enemy transports. "Shooting skeet' our regimental commander has called it. Not that the enemy mechs would pose much of a problem for the Navy's point defense-in-depth systems.
Already, additional reinforcements are incoming from the Moon and colonies, Additional comrades are arriving via dropsled from orbit, freeing up those units on urban protective detail to redeploy to the mobile reaction forces and relieve the conventional infantry and manned armor attempting to close the gaps in our defensive coverage.
Forward scout units report enemy landing zones are exhibiting generation of protective force shielding. Regimental command orders us to advance and directly engage the enemy positions before their shields can fully deploy. We will see how they handle concentrated close range Hellbore fire.
Our knowledge of this new enemy is limited by what we have learned from the previous attempt at invasion. The Tirolians' database on these 'Invid' is colored by both their obvious prejudices and by the 'Robotech Master's' spiteful desire to deny us any useful tactical data, in revenge for their defeat. It matters little. We will learn and adapt to this new enemy, and defeat them, in defense of Earth. ***

Wow. Nice. Please add more to this! :

There's not a terrible amount known about Keith Laumer's Terran Concordiat's space-based abilities, aside from what follow-up authors have hinted at, and a line I've taken to heart from the xover fanfiction 'Caught by the Bolo' where the Bolo compares the nuclear barrage unleashed by three Cylon Basestars as paltry compared to what a Terran light cruiser could put out. Given the sheer slaughter handed out during Operation Ragnarok, and the fact that, unlike Starfleet, the Concordiat has to invest in OBSCENELY heavily armed ground forces(such as the Bolos), we can assume that their ships are expected to fight their way through SERIOUS surface to space defenses in order to start bombarding.
Since there's little evidence of fighters deployed as major fleet weapons, and if the Bolos are any indication, TC ships likely have HELLACIOUS point defenses for dealing with enemy missile spam. The Zentraedi and the Masters might be rather effective against them, since they heavily use capital ship energy weapons, but sending mecha against TC ships would be shoveling your troops to the slaughter, Ship-based 'infinite repeater' batteries would wipe them out. The Invid would be skeet-shot like a flock of ducks flying into the path of a Phalanx CIWS. It would take something like the Regis going full-phoenix to smash them, but that would give the Bolos time on the ground to get entrenched and start taking out Hives.

Still, nice info!

Nah, Cap's not mean-spirited enough to use prejudice as a goad...He might say "They called you a wimp", but even that's tongue in cheek because he WAS a hundred-pounds-if-soaking-wet weakling before he got the super soldier serum. Captain America might have grown up in the 30's and 40's, but he's a progressive Norman Rockwellian idealist American. He might be 100% hetereosexual, but he wouldn't hold a person's gender preferences against him.
In the Space Battles thread 'Tony Stark Aims to Please..." the running gag is that old-fashioned Steve Rogers, though not a virgin, is so painfully shy he doesn't even use sexual profanity, and is practically scared witless by the modern liberated women(especially the SHIELD agents) throwing themselves at him. So, of course he winds up having a steady girlfriend in former uber-shy wallflower Jennifer "SheHulk' Walters(she mutates during their first date, much to Steve's shock and Tony's great amusement).

I can imagine Steve 'Cap' Rogers welcoming Tirolian refugees into a citizenship class, after beating the royal snot out of the Guard Triumvirate("He is but one man, and he doesn't even have a gu-"SWAK)..
Of course, the Southern Cross might well resurrect a version of the 'Howling Commandos' and send them in parallel to the 15th during incursions into the Mothership. If the Avengers aren't around then, or aren't divv'ied up among other units that need extra muscle, then Rogers would definitely be part of them.

Cap actually did in the Ultimates. That's where I got the idea.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzywho3vxT1qewl6m.jpg

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Cap actually did in the Ultimates. That's where I got the idea.

Maybe he was having an off-day. Or he was practicing Saotome School Trash Talking.
Frankly though, Bruce probably WANTED to be ####ed off, and a baseless accusation was as good an excuse as any to go use the bad guys as squeeze-balls.

Diffenitly would not want to be in his way.

Robotech Master #1: "The micronians will never overcome our power."

Robotech Master #2: "Wait! Why does that fourth muse look different from her sisters?"

Robotech Master #3: "FOURTH MUSE!?!"

Black Widow whips out her guns and caps the Masters...

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Cap actually did in the Ultimates. That's where I got the idea.

Maybe he was having an off-day. Or he was practicing Saotome School Trash Talking.
Frankly though, Bruce probably WANTED to be ####ed off, and a baseless accusation was as good an excuse as any to go use the bad guys as squeeze-balls.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzywho3vxT1qewl6m.jpg Wiped out an invading alien fleet after that.

Wow.

[Alpha 11]

Robotech Master #1: "The micronians will never overcome our power."

Robotech Master #2: "Wait! Why does that fourth muse look different from her sisters?"

Robotech Master #3: "FOURTH MUSE!?!"

Black Widow whips out her guns and caps the Masters...

Coulda been worse...coulda been Agent Cheesecake.

Robotech Master #1: "The micronians will never overcome our power."

Robotech Master #2: "Wait! Why does that fourth muse look different from her sisters?"

Robotech Master #3: "FOURTH MUSE!?!"

Black Widow whips out her guns and caps the Masters...

Coulda been worse...coulda been Agent Cheesecake.

Or Spongebob

Not SpongeBob!

Agent Cheesecake (http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesecake_(LMD)_(Earth-616) ) was a SHIELD Life Model Decoy/Android who essentially seduced enemies(easy enough to do, considering her signature garb was a swimsuit and boots, and she had a figure like a supermodel'shttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/4/47/Agent_Cheesecake_(Earth-616).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070407005713). Given how the 15th on their first incursion into the RM Mothership speculate that the Tirolians are biosystem androids, it would be ironic if the Earth infiltrated the Masters' society using LMDs.

Interesting.

Karno: "Well HEllllloooo*GURK!* "
Agent Cheesecake: *Cheesecake here. Position secured. I have their head of security by the gonads.*

Leonard: "That quickly?!"
Nick Fury: "Told you she's good."

"Okay, what did we say about battlefield medical procedures....?"
"...never ask Doctor Banner to donate blood..."
Marie Crystal: "MARIE SMASH CHEATING LITTLE MAN!!!!"
Sean Phillips: "...help...!"

"Okay, what did we say about battlefield medical procedures....?"
"...never ask Doctor Banner to donate blood..."
Marie Crystal: "MARIE SMASH CHEATING LITTLE MAN!!!!"
Sean Phillips: "...help...!"

Col. Stryker: "Should we put him in the Super Soldier program?"
Nick Fury: "That'd be a waste of resources."

Dana: "News from the top brass people. Looks like Steve A.K.A Captain America Rogers is going to be attached to our unit for the time being."

*Collective grown*

Dana: "What?"

Sean: "This is probably a P.R stunt since we became the new poster boys of the war."

Angelo: "Gets worse. Turns out he doesn't even have VHT training or any other VT."

Dana: "So we will teach him then."

Louie: "I don't think he's been in a tank since WW2. Don't expect much of him with that big of a leap."

Dana: "He'll be fine."

*Next day*

*Dana has her hands on her face and is beet red. The rest of the 15th look on at the carnage Steve Rogers has made and then to what was left of a VHT and ammo dump.*

Louie: "What was that about him being fine? Hmm?"

Dana: "shut up."

Steve: "... medic."

Karno, his security detail and several Terminators lay in wait in the cargo bay for the micronians and the runaways when they hear the sound of something whirring through the air. A red, white and blue disk riccishays around the bay, taking them all out.

Rogers: (Recovering his shield) "It's all clear up ahead.

[Alpha 11]

Zor Prime: "Dana...it has to be this way."(Pushes Dana into the escape pod)
Tony Stark:(from right behind him) "No it doesn't. Come on, I rigged up a self-destruct system. LOT more effective than just destroying the power core. Oughta get rid of whatever's in those mounds that Thor isn't able to throw into some other universe. ...What? You look depressed...maybe you better talk to Bruce about that! He knows all sorts of meditation techniques."



Meanwhile, across the galaxy.....
Rick Hunter: "...who?"
"You know, Star Lord? The great galactic outlaw? Star Lord?"

Nice one!

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "so Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson "i'll think of something"

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "so Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson "i'll think of something"

Regess: "Why did I get shivers all of a sudden?"

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

Fury: "THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICAL PLACE! HE'S FAKING IT! GRAB HIM!"

Tony: "I can take these guys all by myself. The big green guy here is my back up."
Hulk: (Raises eyebrow...like he's saying seriously)

Tony: "I can take these guys all by myself. The big green guy here is my back up."
Hulk: (Raises eyebrow...like he's saying seriously)

Yeah..whatever Tony Stark can't technologically defeat, he can utterly annoy into submission.

[Chronicler]

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

Fury: "THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICAL PLACE! HE'S FAKING IT! GRAB HIM!"

Agent: "Uh sir? Agent Brown said the same thing after he went through. I think one of the new techs screwed up the line."

Fury: *on top of a now unconscious Zor* "... I need to have a little talk with them."

*all the agents start to sweat*

[Arnie100]

Deadpool: "Seriously, I can --"
Logan: "You'll just talk them to death."

[SRoss]

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

[taalismn]

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

I'd have to go with Sean on this one, because the slim chance he might be in the clear here...not everybody checks for water cascading off an invisible person....especially after you've come off a long military exercise and not exactly 100% aware. Again, there's a chance he might be innocent in this, especially if it was in a general facility(barracks showers).
Otherwise, well, he's dead meat...
"So, Mrs. Baxter, what WERE you doing over on this side of the ATACs barracks? Women's showers are over THATaway..."


And I think that Sean's not a complete idiot....just one who has an unfortunate tendency of having his romantic history come up and bite him in the @$$ when he least needs it. Aside from trying to hit on the Tirolian Triplets when he was caught out in the open, he's actually pretty level headed most of the Southern Cross arc(Angelo isn't entirely dismissive of Sean's leadership prior to Dana being assigned to command). And he's also the resident comic relief and he knows it.
So put the 'Rapeman' costume to rest. Or burn it.

[Alpha 11]

Zor Prime: (released from the hospital after his capture) "Tahiti, It's a wonderful place."

Fury: "THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICAL PLACE! HE'S FAKING IT! GRAB HIM!"

Agent: "Uh sir? Agent Brown said the same thing after he went through. I think one of the new techs screwed up the line."

Fury: *on top of a now unconscious Zor* "... I need to have a little talk with them."

*all the agents start to sweat*

Deadpool: "Seriously, I can --"
Logan: "You'll just talk them to death."

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

I'd have to go with Sean on this one, because the slim chance he might be in the clear here...not everybody checks for water cascading off an invisible person....especially after you've come off a long military exercise and not exactly 100% aware. Again, there's a chance he might be innocent in this, especially if it was in a general facility(barracks showers).
Otherwise, well, he's dead meat...
"So, Mrs. Baxter, what WERE you doing over on this side of the ATACs barracks? Women's showers are over THATaway..."


And I think that Sean's not a complete idiot....just one who has an unfortunate tendency of having his romantic history come up and bite him in the @$$ when he least needs it. Aside from trying to hit on the Tirolian Triplets when he was caught out in the open, he's actually pretty level headed most of the Southern Cross arc(Angelo isn't entirely dismissive of Sean's leadership prior to Dana being assigned to command). And he's also the resident comic relief and he knows it.
So put the 'Rapeman' costume to rest. Or burn it.

[SRoss]

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

I'd have to go with Sean on this one, because the slim chance he might be in the clear here...not everybody checks for water cascading off an invisible person....especially after you've come off a long military exercise and not exactly 100% aware. Again, there's a chance he might be innocent in this, especially if it was in a general facility(barracks showers).
Otherwise, well, he's dead meat...
"So, Mrs. Baxter, what WERE you doing over on this side of the ATACs barracks? Women's showers are over THATaway..."


And I think that Sean's not a complete idiot....just one who has an unfortunate tendency of having his romantic history come up and bite him in the @$$ when he least needs it. Aside from trying to hit on the Tirolian Triplets when he was caught out in the open, he's actually pretty level headed most of the Southern Cross arc(Angelo isn't entirely dismissive of Sean's leadership prior to Dana being assigned to command). And he's also the resident comic relief and he knows it.
So put the 'Rapeman' costume to rest. Or burn it.

"I think Marie gave it to one of those Zealots over there."

[SRoss]

Using Karno to club attacking Bioriods.

"HULK NOT THAT WAY! OK, HULK EXPERIMENT ONCE WITH ROOMMATE KYLE IN UNIVERSITY! BUT IT DIFFICULT TIME FOR HULK! YOU NOT JUDGE!!!"

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "OH. MY. GOD..."
Hulk: "DON'T DENY WHAT YOU FEEL!!"

[SRoss]

We'll just refer to that as the semester that Kyle walked funny.

[taalismn]

http://www.weirdnutdaily.com/5xa

[Arnie100]

"The staff and students of MCHS #69...welcomes our new transfer student Peter Parker..."
"Hello, Peter!"
Peter: "Shouldn't I have graduated by now?"
Xover Minmei: "Well, helloooooooo...Peter!"
Peter: "My Spider-sense is tingling...telling me to run..."

[Alpha 11]

Cut to scene of Sean being tangled and strangled by Mr. Fantastic.

Sean: "HONEST!!! I didn't know your wife was in the shower!!!"

I'd have to go with Sean on this one, because the slim chance he might be in the clear here...not everybody checks for water cascading off an invisible person....especially after you've come off a long military exercise and not exactly 100% aware. Again, there's a chance he might be innocent in this, especially if it was in a general facility(barracks showers).
Otherwise, well, he's dead meat...
"So, Mrs. Baxter, what WERE you doing over on this side of the ATACs barracks? Women's showers are over THATaway..."


And I think that Sean's not a complete idiot....just one who has an unfortunate tendency of having his romantic history come up and bite him in the @$$ when he least needs it. Aside from trying to hit on the Tirolian Triplets when he was caught out in the open, he's actually pretty level headed most of the Southern Cross arc(Angelo isn't entirely dismissive of Sean's leadership prior to Dana being assigned to command). And he's also the resident comic relief and he knows it.
So put the 'Rapeman' costume to rest. Or burn it.

"I think Marie gave it to one of those Zealots over there."

Using Karno to club attacking Bioriods.

"HULK NOT THAT WAY! OK, HULK EXPERIMENT ONCE WITH ROOMMATE KYLE IN UNIVERSITY! BUT IT DIFFICULT TIME FOR HULK! YOU NOT JUDGE!!!"

Kyle: "OH. MY. GOD..."
Hulk: "DON'T DENY WHAT YOU FEEL!!"

We'll just refer to that as the semester that Kyle walked funny.

http://www.weirdnutdaily.com/5xa

"The staff and students of MCHS #69...welcomes our new transfer student Peter Parker..."
"Hello, Peter!"
Peter: "Shouldn't I have graduated by now?"
Xover Minmei: "Well, helloooooooo...Peter!"
Peter: "My Spider-sense is tingling...telling me to run..."

[SRoss]

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "So Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson: "I'll think of something"

Regess: "Why did I get shivers all of a sudden?"

"Possibly because the plan may involve Coulson sleeping with the Regis..."

[SRoss]

"WHY KYLE NOT CALL HULK ANYMORE!?! WANT INTRODUCE TO HULK'S PARENTS."

[taalismn]

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

[Arnie100]

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

Kyle: "You've got to be kidding me...please tell me he doesn't feel that way about me!
Edwards: "Veidt's gonna be jealous!"
Hulk: "WHHO'S THIS VEIDT?!"

[SRoss]

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

"YES! HULK UM, TROLL LITTLE MAN! HA HA! HULK NOT LIKE THAT! JUST BECAUSE BUY CLOTHES AT SAME STORE MEAN NOTHING!"

[taalismn]

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

Kyle: "You've got to be kidding me...please tell me he doesn't feel that way about me!
Edwards: "Veidt's gonna be jealous!"
Hulk: "WHHO'S THIS VEIDT?!"

Edwards AND Hulk trolling Kyle. Ouch.

It's not a combination meant to last, though, because I imagine T.R.'s too much like Emil Blonksy for the Hulk to tolerate. I mean, Edwards is a mean-spirited arrogant killer who in canon DOES become an abomination. It's just a matter of time before Hulk punches Edwards through several walls, just because.
That, and Edwards already has 'Go Hulk on My Ass' written all over him from his dealings with Hulk-Minmei.
"HULK NOT DO ASS ON EDWARDS MAN."
"...that's a relief...."
"HULK STOMP MAN."
".....okay, that's back to normal for me..."

[SRoss]

Just then, Minmei shows up and disintegrates the three of them with her eye beams.

[taalismn]

Just then, Minmei shows up and disintegrates the three of them with her eye beams.

New Herald of Galactus?

[Arnie100]

Xover Minmei: "Spiderman, Spiderman...I caught my friendly neighborhood Spiderman...I'll spin him 'round many times...make him do whatever I want...oh, boy I caught my Spiderman..." (Dragging a bound and gagged Peter behind her)
Peter:

[taalismn]

Luke Cage: "I sincerely hope for his sake, she's just trolling him."
J.J. Jameson: "Don't care, either way."

[Arnie100]

Luke Cage: "I sincerely hope for his sake, she's just trolling him."
J.J. Jameson: "Don't care, either way."

Xover Minmei: "NOPE. HE'S ALL MINE!"
Luke & Peter: "OH, SH --!"
J.J.:

[taalismn]

At this point, I have to say, Xover Minmei is acting too much like Bloopers Minmei...
Ill-informed Skrull Infiltrator?

[SRoss]

Xover Minmei's head suddenly explodes...

Crossover Minmei: (Blowing on the barrel of her shotgun) "I hate shape shifters..."

Luke, Peter & J.J:

[Arnie100]

Skrull Leader: "DAMMIT!! Our infiltration has FAILED!!"

(Meanwhile...)

Peter: "YOU SAVED ME!!! THANK YOU!! How can I repay you!"
Crossover Minmei:

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Ha! after all I've been through, my date with a dominatrix is gonna be a walk in the park."

Ghost Rider EShemarrian: "Ah, you must be my three o'clock."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Ha! after all I've been through, my date with a dominatrix is gonna be a walk in the park."

Ghost Rider EShemarrian: "Ah, you must be my three o'clock."

Two words, Eddie boy...Power Tools....
And you don't have one.

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Ha! after all I've been through, my date with a dominatrix is gonna be a walk in the park."

Ghost Rider EShemarrian: "Ah, you must be my three o'clock."

Two words, Eddie boy...Power Tools....
And you don't have one.

Thankfully the only classified information Edwards has that the EShemarrians would be remotely interested in, is his Swiss accounts and Kyle's internet passwords.

[taalismn]

[Thankfully the only classified information Edwards has that the EShemarrians would be remotely interested in, is his Swiss accounts and Kyle's internet passwords.

Oh god...the Ghost Riders are going to get Kyle banned from Facebook for LIFE, aren't they?
No, worse...they're going to have other Facebookers issuing a bounty on him(or parts of him, thereof, not necessarily attached to the rest of him).

[SRoss]

Kyle: "WHO THE HELL IS USING ALL MY BANDWIDTH TO DOWNLOAD EAST GERMAN BDSM PORN!!!"

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "WHO THE HELL IS USING ALL MY BANDWIDTH TO DOWNLOAD EAST GERMAN BDSM PORN!!!"

Deadpool: "So let's see what else we can get from this guy! Thanks Hulk!"
Hulk:

[Alpha 11]

a few years later:

Agent Daisy: "So Boss.. whats the plan for these Invid things?"
Director Coulson: "I'll think of something"

Regess: "Why did I get shivers all of a sudden?"

"Possibly because the plan may involve Coulson sleeping with the Regis..."

"WHY KYLE NOT CALL HULK ANYMORE!?! WANT INTRODUCE TO HULK'S PARENTS."

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

Agee, but still funny!

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

Kyle: "You've got to be kidding me...please tell me he doesn't feel that way about me!
Edwards: "Veidt's gonna be jealous!"
Hulk: "WHHO'S THIS VEIDT?!"

Okay...Bruce/Hulk is just trolling Kyle at this point.

"YES! HULK UM, TROLL LITTLE MAN! HA HA! HULK NOT LIKE THAT! JUST BECAUSE BUY CLOTHES AT SAME STORE MEAN NOTHING!"