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SRoss wrote:

wyrmraker wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."

Gretel: "Gentlemen, I've learned so much, I feel I know you all intimately... Especially you Mr. Darkraven! I didn't know that you and Edwards were such big fans of playing Roman Bathhouse back in your academy days."

Darkraven: "Um, I think I better see the Dr. Grant about when my stitches are due to come out!"

Darkraven: Lemme see that... Oh you missed most of the original photo! [pulls out his PDA] Here's the original. See, there's me, Edwards, Gloval, Hunter when he was still a pretty-boy pilot, and Sterling. We were about to play a classic bath house game called 'Hands-Free Catch the Quarter'.

Gretel: (Calling up another photo on Darkraven's PDA) "Right! And you were only scrubbing Edward's backside in this photo?"

GMP Troopers:

Elsewhere...

Edwards: (Shuddering) "I hope Darkraven deleted the photos from the time me, him, Kyle, Hulk, Whetley and Charon went down to Tijuana!?!"

Darkraven laughed at that. "What, you all didn't know we did 'Gay For Pay'? How else do you think we got the money to start buolding the SDF-2 before we landed the Factory Satellite? Hell, Miriya knew, but I think she was just glad that Max had stopped bugging her; she *was* eight months pregnant at the time. Besides, it was Edwards' idea; something about a calendar shoot back in the veritech development days."

"Oh gods.....I was going to say 'very clever CGI', but that's....I may have to transfer to Ice Guard to get away from the bad mental images...."

taalismn wrote::-? "Why is Lieutenant Satori wearing a bag over her head?"
"Sorry, sir, I don't ask about the games she and Dennis play."
"I'll speculate it's 'interrogation' and she's the---!"
"TMI!!!! TMI!!!!"

wyrmraker wrote:

taalismn wrote::-? "Why is Lieutenant Satori wearing a bag over her head?"
"Sorry, sir, I don't ask about the games she and Dennis play."
"I'll speculate it's 'interrogation' and she's the---!"
"TMI!!!! TMI!!!!"

Darkraven blinked. "Soooo... I probably shouldn't pull out my 'private stock' of videos from when Nova was in the Academy during her 'experimental phase'. Or that one of her dressed as Snidely Whiplash tying a young ensign to a train track dressed in an RCMP uniform..."

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."

Gretel: "Gentlemen, I've learned so much, I feel I know you all intimately... Especially you Mr. Darkraven! I didn't know that you and Edwards were such big fans of playing Roman Bathhouse back in your academy days."

Darkraven: "Um, I think I better see the Dr. Grant about when my stitches are due to come out!"

Wow...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."
:

Commissar Ciaphas Cain: "So..... you favor immediate gain blackmail or long-term career advancement blackmail?"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."
:

Commissar Ciaphas Cain: "So..... you favor immediate gain blackmail or long-term career advancement blackmail?"

Col. Fredricks: "Please, Mr. Cain. let us not be crude. we prefer the term "involuntary synergy methodology""

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
Col. Fredricks: "Please, Mr. Cain. let us not be crude. we prefer the term "involuntary synergy methodology""

Cain: "It's only "involuntary synergy methodology" if it's being done to other people. If you're on the receiving end, it's 'blackmail'."

wyrmraker wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."

Gretel: "Gentlemen, I've learned so much, I feel I know you all intimately... Especially you Mr. Darkraven! I didn't know that you and Edwards were such big fans of playing Roman Bathhouse back in your academy days."

Darkraven: "Um, I think I better see the Dr. Grant about when my stitches are due to come out!"

Darkraven: Lemme see that... Oh you missed most of the original photo! [pulls out his PDA] Here's the original. See, there's me, Edwards, Gloval, Hunter when he was still a pretty-boy pilot, and Sterling. We were about to play a classic bath house game called 'Hands-Free Catch the Quarter'.

This is getting worse.

SRoss wrote:

wyrmraker wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."

Gretel: "Gentlemen, I've learned so much, I feel I know you all intimately... Especially you Mr. Darkraven! I didn't know that you and Edwards were such big fans of playing Roman Bathhouse back in your academy days."

Darkraven: "Um, I think I better see the Dr. Grant about when my stitches are due to come out!"

Darkraven: Lemme see that... Oh you missed most of the original photo! [pulls out his PDA] Here's the original. See, there's me, Edwards, Gloval, Hunter when he was still a pretty-boy pilot, and Sterling. We were about to play a classic bath house game called 'Hands-Free Catch the Quarter'.

Gretel: (Calling up another photo on Darkraven's PDA) "Right! And you were only scrubbing Edward's backside in this photo?"

GMP Troopers:

Elsewhere...

Edwards: (Shuddering) "I hope Darkraven deleted the photos from the time me, him, Kyle, Hulk, Whetley and Charon went down to Tijuana!?!"

Ok, brain bleach please.

wyrmraker wrote:

SRoss wrote:

wyrmraker wrote:

SRoss wrote:Nova: "Gentlemen! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Commissar Gretel Jeckeln."

Gretel: "Gentlemen, I've learned so much, I feel I know you all intimately... Especially you Mr. Darkraven! I didn't know that you and Edwards were such big fans of playing Roman Bathhouse back in your academy days."

Darkraven: "Um, I think I better see the Dr. Grant about when my stitches are due to come out!"

Darkraven: Lemme see that... Oh you missed most of the original photo! [pulls out his PDA] Here's the original. See, there's me, Edwards, Gloval, Hunter when he was still a pretty-boy pilot, and Sterling. We were about to play a classic bath house game called 'Hands-Free Catch the Quarter'.

Gretel: (Calling up another photo on Darkraven's PDA) "Right! And you were only scrubbing Edward's backside in this photo?"

GMP Troopers:

Elsewhere...

Edwards: (Shuddering) "I hope Darkraven deleted the photos from the time me, him, Kyle, Hulk, Whetley and Charon went down to Tijuana!?!"

Darkraven laughed at that. "What, you all didn't know we did 'Gay For Pay'? How else do you think we got the money to start buolding the SDF-2 before we landed the Factory Satellite? Hell, Miriya knew, but I think she was just glad that Max had stopped bugging her; she *was* eight months pregnant at the time. Besides, it was Edwards' idea; something about a calendar shoot back in the veritech development days."

taalismn wrote:"Oh gods.....I was going to say 'very clever CGI', but that's....I may have to transfer to Ice Guard to get away from the bad mental images...."

Same.

"Edwards! Kyle! Good news, your transfer orders came through."

Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

Emperor Palpatine: "I sense....somewhere in the universe....some great anguish, that I did not have a hand in causing. I am...disappointed...."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

Edwards and Kyle: "OH, COME ON!!"
Karno: "What?"

"Should we be worried about ROUSes?"
"'Rodents of Unusual Size? No, why should we? They're a myt-"
(Karno immediately gets throat-pounced by a groundsquirrel the size of a St. Bernard)

Kyle: "Don't worry. I'll ask this kindly old lady for directions out."

Kindly Old Lady: (Translated from 16[sup]th[/sup] Century Japanese) "I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!" (Lunges for Kyle)

SRoss wrote:"Edwards! Kyle! Good news, your transfer orders came through."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

taalismn wrote:Emperor Palpatine: "I sense....somewhere in the universe....some great anguish, that I did not have a hand in causing. I am...disappointed...."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

Edwards and Kyle: "OH, COME ON!!"
Karno: "What?"

taalismn wrote:"Should we be worried about ROUSes?"
"'Rodents of Unusual Size? No, why should we? They're a myt-"
(Karno immediately gets throat-pounced by a groundsquirrel the size of a St. Bernard)

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Don't worry. I'll ask this kindly old lady for directions out."

Kindly Old Lady: (Translated from 16[sup]th[/sup] Century Japanese) "I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!" (Lunges for Kyle)

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

Edwards and Kyle: "OH, COME ON!!"
Karno: "What?"

Karno: "They even gave me a rank! i'm a "lieutenant" now!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
Karno: "They even gave me a rank! i'm a "lieutenant" now!"

"Kept the red shirt, though."
"Why do you keep bringing that up? Is it important somehow?"
"Nothing for you to worry about. Just...do you mind not standing so close to us....?"

Edwards: "We should let Karno go first..."
Kyle: "Karno, go ahead and go first!"
Karno: "Think that's a good idea?"
Edwards: "Oh, yes...perfectly safe!"
Karno: "Okay...if you say so..."

(Five minutes into the Forest...)

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "You went first?"
Karno: "I went first..."
Charon:

I had an idea while at work. Actually, I had a few, but this one gelled up first. It will take a few posts to get it in. Please pardon any spelling errors.
***
"Boss! The medic just vanished!"

Darkraven looked up from, okay, he was looting a downed enemy. Most of Aleph Squad was in the process of that.

"What do you mean, she vanished? Explain."

"Yes sir. She was tending to Murphy (the poor bastard) when this purple symbol appeared on her forehead, some polearm appeared in her hand, and she disappeared in flash of light."

Darkraven frowned. Corpsman Tomoe was an extremely valued medic in any squad, but Aleph had adopted her as a little sister. They absolutely adored the bright, cheerful young woman, and were extremely dedicated to her protection.

"Damn. Sounds like a Senshi Summons. Aleph Squad! Form up! Tomoe has disappeared, and we gotta go help our little sister!"

"Sir, yes sir!" came the chant as the squad members abandoned their looting, gathering together in their powered armors.

Darkraven got into the cockpit of his destroid. Keying in several sequences, he called up some new modifications in it's sensor suite. Cross-dimensional tracking was usually extremely difficult without specialized equipment. Fortunately, Amanda Waller from the Regime world had been very... forthcoming with equipment in exchange for her seat on the UEsG Shadow Council.

And since the teleport call had been unshielded... There. Now he could get there with some adjustments to his Spartan.

One of the first-generation models, he remembered that the technicians had despaired over the intensive servicing that the Spartans had required. Darkraven had managed to keep his unit after they had been phased out, and then got it heavily upgraded.

Now the thirty-seven foot tall war machine was on par with any weapons platform from his home world. The Nerf Warrior had gutted it, replacing the entire chassis with local technologies. New sensors, armor, weapons systems, and techno-wizard additions including a massive emerald for mystic energy storage. Now, with the device he'd gotten from Waller tracking the interdimensional teleport signature, he could move the entirety of Aleph Squad across the continuaa.

Once the sensors identified that the entire twenty man squad's power armors were attached to the exterior of the Spartan, he coded a few commands. The device Pinged at him, and he began opening the portal.

"Aleph Squad! No man left behind!" he cried out over the radio.

"Hoo-Rah!", came the impassioned response as the giant machine stepped across the dimensional barrier.
***
Meanwhile, at a sanitarium some twenty universes over...

"Hold her down! Where's that neural tranquilizer?!"

"It's coming! But she's been on meds so long she's practically immune to them all!"

The nurses struggled, as the green haired woman thrashed, apparently in a series of seizures as she babbled in multiple languages. Suddenly the nurses were thrust aside by the woman's redheaded lover, a single fingertip pressing to the back of the woman's neck. Instantly, she settled, the seizure apparently done even though she was still muttering in long dead tongues.

Ranko sighed as her lover settled down. The shiatsu sleep point still worked. She had no idea why Setsuna had freaked out like that, and was intensely worried.

A glow appeared in mid-air, Sailor Pluto's Garnet Staff appearing, hovering almost expectantly in mid-air. Setsuna, even unconscious, was reaching for it with her fingertips.

One of the doctors ran up. "What's going on? How is she doing?"

"We don't know, doctor," one of the nurses admitted. "She wass in the lounge playing a board game when she started seizing. Ranko put her to sleep with a pressure point, but she's still babbling in languages we can't understand."

"Damn. Must be something to do with her being a senshi," the doctor muttered, eyeing the Garnet Staff. "But what the hell do we do about it?"

Setsuna's eyes snapped open. They were glazed over, as she mumbled, "The princess calls, we must answer." Her hand snapped out, touching the staff with a single finger. "Go forth, my weapon. Access is granted."

The staff flared, disappearing as Setsuna passed out, completely drenched in sweat as her body finally relaxed completely.

In their secret lair, the 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang poured over ROBOTECH Rpg[sup]tm[/sup] rule and sourcebooks, trying to work out the best force mix to take down an ancient RIFTS[sup]tm[/sup] Dragon. As a group they looked up when a nearby console beeped for their attention.

SRoss wrote:In their secret lair, the 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang poured over ROBOTECH Rpg[sup]tm[/sup] rule and sourcebooks, trying to work out the best force mix to take down an ancient RIFTS[sup]tm[/sup] Dragon. As a group they looked up when a nearby console beeped for their attention.

Arnie100: "Should we?"

Taalismn: "Maybe?"

SRoss: "Yes."

Chronicler: "Why not sit this one out?"

4th Wall Gang:

Chronicler: *sigh* "I'll get the D-Gate prept."

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

Here's the next installment.
********
Sailor Moon wasn't doing well. The Sailor Quartet had been disposed of, almost all of her senshi were down, and only she and Sailor Saturn were fighting against Galaxia.

Saturn was actually doing quite well. Facing down against the revived Sailor Animamates, she had killed three of them with advanced combat maneuvers even as Sailor Moon, using the full power of the Guinzuisho, was holding off
Galaxia.

Unfortunately, Uranus and Neptune had been posessed by Galaxia's power. As soon as the Senshi had teleported in, they cam under assault.

Saturn gutted them mercilessly. Silently. Professionally.

Even Mars was ill at the sight of that.

Sadly, the corrupted senshi had terminally injured Venus, Mercury, and Jupiter, while Mars came under concentrated attack from the Animamates.

Pluto was still nowhere to be found, even though the summons had clearly registered contact with her.

Galaxia was smirking at Serenity, giggling quietly. With all thast had happened, her victory was nearly assured. And then she stared as a massive portal opened, a giant machine stepping through.

Almost instantly, smaller machines sprang off of it's armored plates like fleas leaving a dog. The machines were man shaped, each one a different model. All of them moved in flawless coordination.

Iron Mouse tried to use her Galactica Crunch on several fast moving units, but was lasered, particle-beamed, and head-butted into oblivion.

Aluminum Siren went for the grapple with her mystically empoered hair. She went down to a practitioner of the Kuno Family Martial Arts Form, who then beat her to death with his mailed fists.

Lead Crow summoned a tornado of energy, firing it at a group headed her way. Three were caught up in it, but their armor withstood the assault. The other two closed in hard and fast, impaling her on their CADS units.

Tin Nyanko, identifying that these warriors had alternative methods at their disposal, fired golden spheres at the wave approaching her. Two went down as the spheres bypassed their armor, glowing gems rising from their bodies.

Tin Nyanko was then instantly caught in a maelstrom of plasma from a unit in armor from South America. Her twitching body was then riddled with railgun rounds. The glowing gems returned to their bodies, but the men remained unconscious.

Heavy Metal Papillion summoned vines to entrap her opponents. The troops has issues with that until they were set on fire by a friendly unit, burning the vines into ash even as Heavy Metal Papillion's head was torn off by an Aleph juicer in Juicer Killer armor modified with Magical-Adrenal Rush.

Galaxia was now extremely angry. Not only were all of her forces defeated, but somehow that sailor brat Serenity had summoned other forces!

"Galactica Inflation!" she cried, dark energies forming around her as she charged into the fray, the energies tossing armored troops around like dolls. The ones further away were firing, but their weapons were just being absorbed by the negative energies surrounding Galaxia.

"dead scream" called out a male voice over a loudspeaker. Looking over, Galaxia was hit by Pluto's attack as she had been goggling in astoundment at the sight of a forty-foot tall war machine in a Sailor Fuku, a giant Garnet Staff in it's hand. Her energy field protected her, but she still went flying.

In the Spartan, Darkraven internally swore. Somehow, once again, he was in a skirt as a magical girl. And so was his Spartan (which was freaking out the sane portion of his mind). He had gotten the message from Pluto, along with the Garnet Staff; he had temporary access to her powers and abilities and was allowed to use them for the current crisis.

Sighing, he focussed his mind on the task at hand: backing Corpsman Tomoe. She was one of his men, and Aleph never abandoned one of their own.

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

Two phrases come to mind:
"Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean I can't find a way to knock you on your ass."

and...from the Innortal fanfic: "No Need for Destiny":
"Just because the Princess can raise you from the dead, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."

Oh, and wyrmraker?
EXCELLENT work with what's been established in all the pages of this thread.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

Two phrases come to mind:
"Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean I can't find a way to knock you on your ass."

and...from the Innortal fanfic: "No Need for Destiny":
"Just because the Princess can raise you from the dead, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."

Oh, and wyrmraker?
EXCELLENT work with what's been established in all the pages of this thread.

Thanks, I'm glad you're liking how I'm working it up. I have a different arc working in progress; this one was an interesting cause/effect that my brain popped up with.

Meanwhile at the Forth Wall Gang's Secret Lair.

Chronicler: "Really guys, I'm wondering if we shouldn't just sit this one out..."

He turned to see the other Fourth Wallers already in their Sailor Senshi outfits.

Chronicler: "That's just wrong."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile at the Forth Wall Gang's Secret Lair.

Chronicler: "Really guys, I'm wondering if we shouldn't just sit this one out..."

He turned to see the other Fourth Wallers already in their Sailor Senshi outfits.

Chronicler: "That's just wrong."

Actually my reaction would be this: https://youtu.be/CmRih_VtVAs?t=127

Chronicler: "Whatever. Go wreck havoc. I'm going back to my pet project.

4th Wall Gang:

Chronicler *Hops dimensions to his own secluded pocket* "So, how are we with production?

Minion: *Makes a wicket smile* "Full steam." *Slams a 50 cal. round... only it's made of "glass" and has a glowing center*

Chronicler: *Picks it up. Inspecting it. Not a scratch, perfect shape, and yet the glow was ominous.* "Perfection."

Minion: *Hands a document folder* "Fresh from intel."

Chronicler: *Looks over the documents* *Snaps it shut* "Leonard better thank me for this."

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile at the Forth Wall Gang's Secret Lair.

Chronicler: "Really guys, I'm wondering if we shouldn't just sit this one out..."

He turned to see the other Fourth Wallers already in their Sailor Senshi outfits.

Chronicler: "That's just wrong."

Actually my reaction would be this: https://youtu.be/CmRih_VtVAs?t=127

Chronicler: "Whatever. Go wreck havoc. I'm going back to my pet project.

4th Wall Gang:

Chronicler *Hops dimensions to his own secluded pocket* "So, how are we with production?

Minion: *Makes a wicket smile* "Full steam." *Slams a 50 cal. round... only it's made of "glass" and has a glowing center*

Chronicler: *Picks it up. Inspecting it. Not a scratch, perfect shape, and yet the glow was ominous.* "Perfection."

Minion: *Hands a document folder* "Fresh from intel."

Chronicler: *Looks over the documents* *Snaps it shut* "Leonard better thank me for this."

Wyrmraker: He'd better, especially after what I put on the table after I finish running this simulation.

Disembodied Woman's Voice: "Actually, I think you 4[sup]th[/sup] Wallers are going to be a little busy..."

300 Setsunas suddenly appear in the lair...

300 Sailor Plutos: (Pointing at the Fourth Wall Gang) "YOU!!!"

Fourth Wall Gang:

Meanwhile in an other part of the multiverse...

Rook, Maia and Nova look down at the pens and back up at Luna as if to ask "Really?". Luna nodded.

Nova: "CHARON POWER MAKEUP!!!"

Maia: "MAKEMAKE POWER MAKEUP!!!"

Rook: "ERIS POWER MAKEUP!!!"

Charon: "Wait...what? Oh...my.... "

"What I don't understand, Taalismn, is why YOUR sailor suit is a Soviet Navy parka with pants."
"Creative morphic interpretation."
"Oh, that explains it...no, not really."

taalismn wrote:Charon: "Wait...what? Oh...my.... "

"What I don't understand, Taalismn, is why YOUR sailor suit is a Soviet Navy parka with pants."
"Creative morphic interpretation."
"Oh, that explains it...no, not really."

"Mine was made from Glitterboy armour and Setsuna still cracked the walnuts!?!"

Arnie 100: "I think she still blames us for @#$%^&ing up the multiverse."

The three new Scouts appeared on the battlefield.

"ERIS! COSMIC! ROCKET! PUNCH!"

Galaxia staggered from the blow and looked daggers at the newcomers.

"MAKEMAKE! ATOMIC! ARCLIGHT! STRIKE!"

Galaxia briefly disappears in a rain of energy. as she struggles to her feet...

(From behind) "CHARON! STELLAR! PROBE!"

Galaxia:

Hades: "Charon!! What the --?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Hades: "Charon!! What the --?!"

Charon: "IT'S NOT ME!!! IT'S SAILOR SCOUT ATTACKS!!!"

SRoss wrote:(From behind) "CHARON! STELLAR! PROBE!"

:

...or, what happens when you hit somebody with a sizeable mass going a good percentage of the speed of light...because in space, Newton's the meanest son of a *****....

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Hades: "Charon!! What the --?!"

Charon: "IT'S NOT ME!!! IT'S SAILOR SCOUT ATTACKS!!!"

If the 'Sailor Scouts' were meant as the main strike, they'd be called 'Sailor Marines'...that suggests that there's something missing or unsaid in the nomenclature.
Yeah, both the Silver Millennium and its enemies tend to forget that 'scouts' tend to act as spotters for HEAVIER artillery.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:(From behind) "CHARON! STELLAR! PROBE!"

:

...or, what happens when you hit somebody with a sizeable mass going a good percentage of the speed of light...because in space, Newton's the meanest son of a *****....

Sailor Charon (Nova): "What!?! I'm just applying what I learned in enhanced interrogation class..."

SRoss wrote:[

Sailor Charon (Nova): "What!?! I'm just applying what I learned in enhanced interrogation class..."

More like what she learned in basic high school PHYSICS....

Hades: "This is getting..."
Charon: "HELP ME!!!"
Hades: "Oh, no...you're not dragging ME into this!"

Arnie100 wrote:Hades: "This is getting..."
Charon: "HELP ME!!!"
Hades: "Oh, no...you're not dragging ME into this!"

Nova: (Posing) "IN THE NAME OF CHARON! I WILL PUNISH YOU!" (Boots Hades and Charon in the head)

"Ah, folks? Beat the Greeks later.....galactic villainesses now...."
"Oh, right...sorry..."

(Down Below...)

Hades: (Holding an ice pack to his heaf) "I blame YOU."
Charon: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! I still don't know how I ended up dressed like this!"
Hades: "RRRRIIIGGGHHHHTTT. Mhm."

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Hades: (Holding an ice pack to his heaf) "I blame YOU."
Charon: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! I still don't know how I ended up dressed like this!"
Hades: "RRRRIIIGGGHHHHTTT. Mhm."

"Hello, we're from the CPPA---The Classic Pantheon Preservation Association. We're here to seek redress and threaten legal action on behalf of the Greek Pantheon with regards to the abuse of their image in popular media."

Hades: "Damn straight..look at my last depictions in the movies....A blue-skinned cartoon character with flames on his head, and a black-eyed stuttering evil misanthrope. Need I remind you people I am a GOD? At least in 'Battlestar Galactica', we got some RESPECT."


Sailor Galaxia: (looking at the incoming tracks of orbitally-launched KEWs) "...hey, how about some legal protection for ME?!"
(Meanwhile, in deep orbit, a derelict Cylon Baseship is being accelerated to a good percentage of lightspeed, and its course being adjusted to terminate at Galaxia's position)

(Down Below...)

Hades: "Thank the Gods they don't have ME in one of THOSE outfits...that would be a tad emba -- (PPPOOOFFF)!!"

(Hades finds himself as a Sailor Senshi...)

Hades: "You've GOT to be KIDDING me!!"
Charon: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Meanwhile...
Sailor Galaxia was REALLY having second thoughts about the standard 'stand, pose, and power-up with a pretty speech on your lips' protocols she was used to. Every time she did that, even for a moment, either the skies would sleet with exploding projectiles, or a single BIG and FAST projectile would slam down on her, bouncing her several miles. And then there were the energy beams..... Alone, she might shake off them off individually, but quantity, she discovered, had a quality all its own. Especially if it kept her from unleashing her more powerful area of effect attacks.

(Mount Olympus...)

Zeus: "So...Hades, that's...an interesting outfit...(snickering)"
Hera: "You make that look good...(with a smirk)
Aphrodite: "I should get me one of those."
Hades: "I have no idea where this came from."
Apollo: "Strut around a bit...like your a model or something...)
Hades: "SHUT. UP."

(Aboard some Cylon ship somewhere)
"Six, we have a problem."
"What is it, Eight?"
"There's...we THINK it's a human, aboard one of our Resurrection Ships."
"You THINK?"
"Well, it doesn't act like any human we're familiar with...and it JUST WON'T DIE."
"What is this 'you think it's a human but it might not be' DOING?"
"It's running around the revival tanks, and every time One tries to resurrect, it kills him as soon as he wakes up. Then runs around the tank bays looking for the next one Cavil revives in. It says it's playing 'Whack-a-mole'."
"Does this 'it' have a name?"
"Calls itself 'Deadpool'."
"And it's only killing Cavil-Ones?"
"Yes, for now. What should we do?"
"Nothing for the time being. Observe and record, and gather information. Maybe it will reveal where it came from, or a weakness. And maybe-"
"Maybe what?"
"Maybe we can get some PEACE around here."

taalismn wrote:(Aboard some Cylon ship somewhere)
"Six, we have a problem."
"What is it, Eight?"
"There's...we THINK it's a human, aboard one of our Resurrection Ships."
"You THINK?"
"Well, it doesn't act like any human we're familiar with...and it JUST WON'T DIE."
"What is this 'you think it's a human but it might not be' DOING?"
"It's running around the revival tanks, and every time One tries to resurrect, it kills him as soon as he wakes up. Then runs around the tank bays looking for the next one Cavil revives in. It says it's playing 'Whack-a-mole'."
"Does this 'it' have a name?"
"Calls itself 'Deadpool'."
"And it's only killing Cavil-Ones?"
"Yes, for now. What should we do?"
"Nothing for the time being. Observe and record, and gather information. Maybe it will reveal where it came from, or a weakness. And maybe-"
"Maybe what?"
"Maybe we can get some PEACE around here."

Deadpool: "You're paying me how much?"
Chronicler: "Colossus's wight in munitions and a spot for another job that would pay over $500 million."
Deadpool: "All to have fun?"
Chronicler:
Deadpool: "I like it!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, HECK NO!"
Kyle: "Seriously, this is YOUR fault!!"

"Don't worry we've given you an expert outdoorsman."

Karno enters holding an upside down map.

Edwards and Kyle: "OH, COME ON!!"
Karno: "What?"

Karno: "They even gave me a rank! i'm a "lieutenant" now!"

Its the end of the world, right?

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
Karno: "They even gave me a rank! i'm a "lieutenant" now!"

"Kept the red shirt, though."
"Why do you keep bringing that up? Is it important somehow?"
"Nothing for you to worry about. Just...do you mind not standing so close to us....?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "We should let Karno go first..."
Kyle: "Karno, go ahead and go first!"
Karno: "Think that's a good idea?"
Edwards: "Oh, yes...perfectly safe!"
Karno: "Okay...if you say so..."

(Five minutes into the Forest...)

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "You went first?"
Karno: "I went first..."
Charon:

wyrmraker wrote:I had an idea while at work. Actually, I had a few, but this one gelled up first. It will take a few posts to get it in. Please pardon any spelling errors.
***
"Boss! The medic just vanished!"

Darkraven looked up from, okay, he was looting a downed enemy. Most of Aleph Squad was in the process of that.

"What do you mean, she vanished? Explain."

"Yes sir. She was tending to Murphy (the poor bastard) when this purple symbol appeared on her forehead, some polearm appeared in her hand, and she disappeared in flash of light."

Darkraven frowned. Corpsman Tomoe was an extremely valued medic in any squad, but Aleph had adopted her as a little sister. They absolutely adored the bright, cheerful young woman, and were extremely dedicated to her protection.

"Damn. Sounds like a Senshi Summons. Aleph Squad! Form up! Tomoe has disappeared, and we gotta go help our little sister!"

"Sir, yes sir!" came the chant as the squad members abandoned their looting, gathering together in their powered armors.

Darkraven got into the cockpit of his destroid. Keying in several sequences, he called up some new modifications in it's sensor suite. Cross-dimensional tracking was usually extremely difficult without specialized equipment. Fortunately, Amanda Waller from the Regime world had been very... forthcoming with equipment in exchange for her seat on the UEsG Shadow Council.

And since the teleport call had been unshielded... There. Now he could get there with some adjustments to his Spartan.

One of the first-generation models, he remembered that the technicians had despaired over the intensive servicing that the Spartans had required. Darkraven had managed to keep his unit after they had been phased out, and then got it heavily upgraded.

Now the thirty-seven foot tall war machine was on par with any weapons platform from his home world. The Nerf Warrior had gutted it, replacing the entire chassis with local technologies. New sensors, armor, weapons systems, and techno-wizard additions including a massive emerald for mystic energy storage. Now, with the device he'd gotten from Waller tracking the interdimensional teleport signature, he could move the entirety of Aleph Squad across the continuaa.

Once the sensors identified that the entire twenty man squad's power armors were attached to the exterior of the Spartan, he coded a few commands. The device Pinged at him, and he began opening the portal.

"Aleph Squad! No man left behind!" he cried out over the radio.

"Hoo-Rah!", came the impassioned response as the giant machine stepped across the dimensional barrier.
***
Meanwhile, at a sanitarium some twenty universes over...

"Hold her down! Where's that neural tranquilizer?!"

"It's coming! But she's been on meds so long she's practically immune to them all!"

The nurses struggled, as the green haired woman thrashed, apparently in a series of seizures as she babbled in multiple languages. Suddenly the nurses were thrust aside by the woman's redheaded lover, a single fingertip pressing to the back of the woman's neck. Instantly, she settled, the seizure apparently done even though she was still muttering in long dead tongues.

Ranko sighed as her lover settled down. The shiatsu sleep point still worked. She had no idea why Setsuna had freaked out like that, and was intensely worried.

A glow appeared in mid-air, Sailor Pluto's Garnet Staff appearing, hovering almost expectantly in mid-air. Setsuna, even unconscious, was reaching for it with her fingertips.

One of the doctors ran up. "What's going on? How is she doing?"

"We don't know, doctor," one of the nurses admitted. "She wass in the lounge playing a board game when she started seizing. Ranko put her to sleep with a pressure point, but she's still babbling in languages we can't understand."

"Damn. Must be something to do with her being a senshi," the doctor muttered, eyeing the Garnet Staff. "But what the hell do we do about it?"

Setsuna's eyes snapped open. They were glazed over, as she mumbled, "The princess calls, we must answer." Her hand snapped out, touching the staff with a single finger. "Go forth, my weapon. Access is granted."

The staff flared, disappearing as Setsuna passed out, completely drenched in sweat as her body finally relaxed completely.

This is going to be good!

SRoss wrote:In their secret lair, the 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang poured over ROBOTECH Rpg[sup]tm[/sup] rule and sourcebooks, trying to work out the best force mix to take down an ancient RIFTS[sup]tm[/sup] Dragon. As a group they looked up when a nearby console beeped for their attention.

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:In their secret lair, the 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang poured over ROBOTECH Rpg[sup]tm[/sup] rule and sourcebooks, trying to work out the best force mix to take down an ancient RIFTS[sup]tm[/sup] Dragon. As a group they looked up when a nearby console beeped for their attention.

Arnie100: "Should we?"

Taalismn: "Maybe?"

SRoss: "Yes."

Chronicler: "Why not sit this one out?"

4th Wall Gang:

Chronicler: *sigh* "I'll get the D-Gate prept."

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

wyrmraker wrote:Here's the next installment.
********
Sailor Moon wasn't doing well. The Sailor Quartet had been disposed of, almost all of her senshi were down, and only she and Sailor Saturn were fighting against Galaxia.

Saturn was actually doing quite well. Facing down against the revived Sailor Animamates, she had killed three of them with advanced combat maneuvers even as Sailor Moon, using the full power of the Guinzuisho, was holding off
Galaxia.

Unfortunately, Uranus and Neptune had been posessed by Galaxia's power. As soon as the Senshi had teleported in, they cam under assault.

Saturn gutted them mercilessly. Silently. Professionally.

Even Mars was ill at the sight of that.

Sadly, the corrupted senshi had terminally injured Venus, Mercury, and Jupiter, while Mars came under concentrated attack from the Animamates.

Pluto was still nowhere to be found, even though the summons had clearly registered contact with her.

Galaxia was smirking at Serenity, giggling quietly. With all thast had happened, her victory was nearly assured. And then she stared as a massive portal opened, a giant machine stepping through.

Almost instantly, smaller machines sprang off of it's armored plates like fleas leaving a dog. The machines were man shaped, each one a different model. All of them moved in flawless coordination.

Iron Mouse tried to use her Galactica Crunch on several fast moving units, but was lasered, particle-beamed, and head-butted into oblivion.

Aluminum Siren went for the grapple with her mystically empoered hair. She went down to a practitioner of the Kuno Family Martial Arts Form, who then beat her to death with his mailed fists.

Lead Crow summoned a tornado of energy, firing it at a group headed her way. Three were caught up in it, but their armor withstood the assault. The other two closed in hard and fast, impaling her on their CADS units.

Tin Nyanko, identifying that these warriors had alternative methods at their disposal, fired golden spheres at the wave approaching her. Two went down as the spheres bypassed their armor, glowing gems rising from their bodies.

Tin Nyanko was then instantly caught in a maelstrom of plasma from a unit in armor from South America. Her twitching body was then riddled with railgun rounds. The glowing gems returned to their bodies, but the men remained unconscious.

Heavy Metal Papillion summoned vines to entrap her opponents. The troops has issues with that until they were set on fire by a friendly unit, burning the vines into ash even as Heavy Metal Papillion's head was torn off by an Aleph juicer in Juicer Killer armor modified with Magical-Adrenal Rush.

Galaxia was now extremely angry. Not only were all of her forces defeated, but somehow that sailor brat Serenity had summoned other forces!

"Galactica Inflation!" she cried, dark energies forming around her as she charged into the fray, the energies tossing armored troops around like dolls. The ones further away were firing, but their weapons were just being absorbed by the negative energies surrounding Galaxia.

"dead scream" called out a male voice over a loudspeaker. Looking over, Galaxia was hit by Pluto's attack as she had been goggling in astoundment at the sight of a forty-foot tall war machine in a Sailor Fuku, a giant Garnet Staff in it's hand. Her energy field protected her, but she still went flying.

In the Spartan, Darkraven internally swore. Somehow, once again, he was in a skirt as a magical girl. And so was his Spartan (which was freaking out the sane portion of his mind). He had gotten the message from Pluto, along with the Garnet Staff; he had temporary access to her powers and abilities and was allowed to use them for the current crisis.

Sighing, he focussed his mind on the task at hand: backing Corpsman Tomoe. She was one of his men, and Aleph never abandoned one of their own.

Wow.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

Two phrases come to mind:
"Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean I can't find a way to knock you on your ass."

and...from the Innortal fanfic: "No Need for Destiny":
"Just because the Princess can raise you from the dead, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."

Oh, and wyrmraker?
EXCELLENT work with what's been established in all the pages of this thread.

Agree!

wyrmraker wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "Someone's gonna get hurt...and I'm glad its not me. Wait, I can't get hurt, I'm already dead! I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?"

Two phrases come to mind:
"Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean I can't find a way to knock you on your ass."

and...from the Innortal fanfic: "No Need for Destiny":
"Just because the Princess can raise you from the dead, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."

Oh, and wyrmraker?
EXCELLENT work with what's been established in all the pages of this thread.

Thanks, I'm glad you're liking how I'm working it up. I have a different arc working in progress; this one was an interesting cause/effect that my brain popped up with.

Loving it!