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Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

Sorry Shinji, Yandere-chan only has eyes for Sempai.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

Sorry Shinji, Yandere-chan only has eyes for Sempai.

Shinji: "So not fair..."
Yandere-chan: "Hush, you silly boy."

Shinji:(tiredly) "Yandere, meet the rest of my fan-club, most of whom are insanely trigger-happy and illegally well-armed by any definition. Fan-club, meet Yandere...she kills people she thinks are getting too close to me."
There's the sound of multiple blades being drawn, safeties being taken off, rounds being chambered, cannon servos locking in position, magic wands being slapped in hand, the extrasensory perceptible ting of magic weapons being powered up, and at least one flamethrower pilot light being lit.
Yandere-chan: ".... ..."
Meanwhile a Landraider rolls up behind Shinji, and after a quick verification, he jumps into it. The urban-camou'ed goliath in power armor manning the door looks at him, then at the expanding dustcloud behind them.
"I say, sir, I don't know whether to congratulate you on your deft slight of hand in using what you had available to neutralize a problem...or condemn you for being a cold-hearted sod for setting up that lass for a serious beatdown."
"She's nuts, they're nuts, and I seriously need my sleep. If anybody's upset about me being cold, they can blame my biological father." And with that Shinji leaned back on the bench in the troop compartment, pillowed his head with his arms, and decided to catch some rest.

Yanedere-chan: Ladies, don't you love it when they play hard to get?

Urd & Marlier: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Guy in Goliath Armour: "Sorry boss. I thought we'd make the space port before the planet blew up!"

Shinji's Fanclub plus Yandere-chan: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Shinji:

UEsDF Drill Sergeant: "Okay, people, I'm going to put this as kindly as possible; can you ###@@%$&$&* #&$%rtards tell me what the $%*%%%%%%%&^!!! you just $&$$@@@#@*& DID????!!!"
Dark Elf Recruit: (smeared with paint)"...forgot to remember about backblast, recoil, and overkill..."
The other dozen elven recruits, also all smeared with bright paint solemnly nodded their heads.
Drill Sergeant: "That's absolutely $%$%*&$ing CORRECT! You are %^(^(*&ing FORTUNATE that we were not practicing with ACTUAL LIVE ordnance today because somebody else learned from their *^%&*### mistakes and decided not to issue you $*&%^%*&s REAL weapons!!! Because if we HAD, we'd be looking at a ninety-percent SELF-INFLICTED kill ratio of this team, with the only survivors being those left to guard the transportation!!!! Now give me eighty!!!!"
"Eighty pushups?"
"NO, dead $&*%&Ks don't do pushups! Eighty LAPS!!! Maybe that will drive out the stupidity!!!! Damn it, we were hoping that was a one-time cluster#####, but apparently we got our work cut out for us!!!! Hopefully it's not genetic!!!"

SRoss wrote:Urd & Marlier: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Guy in Goliath Armour: "Sorry boss. I thought we'd make the space port before the planet blew up!"

Shinji's Fanclub plus Yandere-chan: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Shinji:

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

"...every time you say that, either somebody else pops up wanting to be part of your harem, or wanting you as part of THEIR harem, or just to challenge you to some insipidly-reasoned, but insanely lethal, combat. What does that tell you, Tenchi?"
"To shut the $%*@ up and keep quiet, and maybe the kami of karma won't notice me."
"Good boy."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

"...every time you say that, either somebody else pops up wanting to be part of your harem, or wanting you as part of THEIR harem, or just to challenge you to some insipidly-reasoned, but insanely lethal, combat. What does that tell you, Tenchi?"
"To shut the $%*@ up and keep quiet, and maybe the kami of karma won't notice me."
"Good boy."

Female Dark Elves: "Hiiii Tenchi!"

Drill Sargent: "Well it looks like your karma's B*tch again.

Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

The Dark elf females aim rocket launchers at the two girls.

Drill Sargent: "Great! NOW they remember to pull out the probes!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

The Dark elf females aim rocket launchers at the two girls.

Drill Sargent: "Great! NOW they remember to pull out the probes!"

Ryoko: "BRING IT."
Ayeka: "I agree."

(Out from nowhere, comes the battlecry...)

"GGGIIIRRRRLLLL FFFIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!

Tenchi: "Oh, nnnnooo..."
Shinji: "This happen to you, too?"
Tenchi: "Yup."
Shinji: "Me, too."
Shinji and Tenchi:

taalismn wrote:"Well, if Misato has a penguin in her apartment, shouldn't we expect the Commander to have a polar bear?"

Gendo: "...you are not the alpha predator in this room..."
The giant white carnivore staring at him from the other side of the bathroom seemed inclined to dispute that.
Gendo: "I have a gun."
"So do I. And mine's bigger."
Gendo: " "

Nice one!

glitterboy2098 wrote:"and if i feed you to it, it'll build me fun stuff"

I need to get back to reading that.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:"and if i feed you to it, it'll build me fun stuff"

I was thinking more Doc from 'The Whiteboard' but that works too...
Doc would be stocking Gendo's fridge with his own homebrewed MountainDew...the consequences of Gendo imbibing that by accident....painfully awesome or awesomely painful?

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

Sorry Shinji, Yandere-chan only has eyes for Sempai.

Well, her work is cut out for her, considering who she is up against.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "At least Gendo doesn't have Yandere-chan stalking him..."
Yandere-chan: "Who's Gendo?"
Shinji:

Sorry Shinji, Yandere-chan only has eyes for Sempai.

Shinji: "So not fair..."
Yandere-chan: "Hush, you silly boy."

taalismn wrote:Shinji:(tiredly) "Yandere, meet the rest of my fan-club, most of whom are insanely trigger-happy and illegally well-armed by any definition. Fan-club, meet Yandere...she kills people she thinks are getting too close to me."
There's the sound of multiple blades being drawn, safeties being taken off, rounds being chambered, cannon servos locking in position, magic wands being slapped in hand, the extrasensory perceptible ting of magic weapons being powered up, and at least one flamethrower pilot light being lit.
Yandere-chan: ".... ..."
Meanwhile a Landraider rolls up behind Shinji, and after a quick verification, he jumps into it. The urban-camou'ed goliath in power armor manning the door looks at him, then at the expanding dustcloud behind them.
"I say, sir, I don't know whether to congratulate you on your deft slight of hand in using what you had available to neutralize a problem...or condemn you for being a cold-hearted sod for setting up that lass for a serious beatdown."
"She's nuts, they're nuts, and I seriously need my sleep. If anybody's upset about me being cold, they can blame my biological father." And with that Shinji leaned back on the bench in the troop compartment, pillowed his head with his arms, and decided to catch some rest.

He deserves some rest.

wyrmraker wrote:Yanedere-chan: Ladies, don't you love it when they play hard to get?

SRoss wrote:Urd & Marlier: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Guy in Goliath Armour: "Sorry boss. I thought we'd make the space port before the planet blew up!"

Shinji's Fanclub plus Yandere-chan: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Shinji:

taalismn wrote:UEsDF Drill Sergeant: "Okay, people, I'm going to put this as kindly as possible; can you ###@@%$&$&* #&$%rtards tell me what the $%*%%%%%%%&^!!! you just $&$$@@@#@*& DID????!!!"
Dark Elf Recruit: (smeared with paint)"...forgot to remember about backblast, recoil, and overkill..."
The other dozen elven recruits, also all smeared with bright paint solemnly nodded their heads.
Drill Sergeant: "That's absolutely $%$%*&$ing CORRECT! You are %^(^(*&ing FORTUNATE that we were not practicing with ACTUAL LIVE ordnance today because somebody else learned from their *^%&*### mistakes and decided not to issue you $*&%^%*&s REAL weapons!!! Because if we HAD, we'd be looking at a ninety-percent SELF-INFLICTED kill ratio of this team, with the only survivors being those left to guard the transportation!!!! Now give me eighty!!!!"
"Eighty pushups?"
"NO, dead $&*%&Ks don't do pushups! Eighty LAPS!!! Maybe that will drive out the stupidity!!!! Damn it, we were hoping that was a one-time cluster#####, but apparently we got our work cut out for us!!!! Hopefully it's not genetic!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Urd & Marlier: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Guy in Goliath Armour: "Sorry boss. I thought we'd make the space port before the planet blew up!"

Shinji's Fanclub plus Yandere-chan: "Hiiii Shinji!"

Shinji:

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

You just jicks yourself.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

"...every time you say that, either somebody else pops up wanting to be part of your harem, or wanting you as part of THEIR harem, or just to challenge you to some insipidly-reasoned, but insanely lethal, combat. What does that tell you, Tenchi?"
"To shut the $%*@ up and keep quiet, and maybe the kami of karma won't notice me."
"Good boy."

Exactly!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tenchi: "Oooohhh...glad they're not after ME."

"...every time you say that, either somebody else pops up wanting to be part of your harem, or wanting you as part of THEIR harem, or just to challenge you to some insipidly-reasoned, but insanely lethal, combat. What does that tell you, Tenchi?"
"To shut the $%*@ up and keep quiet, and maybe the kami of karma won't notice me."
"Good boy."

Female Dark Elves: "Hiiii Tenchi!"

Drill Sargent: "Well it looks like your karma's B*tch again.

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

The Dark elf females aim rocket launchers at the two girls.

Drill Sargent: "Great! NOW they remember to pull out the probes!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi:
Ryoko: "And just who are THEY, Tenchi Dear?"
Ayeka: "I'm curious to find out as well..."
Tenchi: "I dunno...I swear!"

The Dark elf females aim rocket launchers at the two girls.

Drill Sargent: "Great! NOW they remember to pull out the probes!"

Ryoko: "BRING IT."
Ayeka: "I agree."

(Out from nowhere, comes the battlecry...)

"GGGIIIRRRRLLLL FFFIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!

Tenchi: "Oh, nnnnooo..."
Shinji: "This happen to you, too?"
Tenchi: "Yup."
Shinji: "Me, too."
Shinji and Tenchi:

At the river Styx.

Urd: "OK, EVERYONE HERE FOR SHINJI, LINE UP ON THE RIGHT!"

Marlier: "EVERYONE HERE FOR TENCHI, ON THE LEFT!"

As Shinji and Tenchi make a break for the door. The form laying there gets up.

Cerberus:

Dante: "Anyone care to tell me who the genius was who gave the Dark Elves access to a Neutron-S missile?"

Urd:

Magnus: "Greetings, class. Welcome to Anti-robot Hand to Hand Combat 101, where you will learn how to defeat mecha, be it robots, giant robots, or power armor, with your BARE HANDS. Any initial questions?"
"Do we get to learn how to create a psi-sword?"
"No, that's Cyberknighting. This is direct hand to hand. No mental technology-spoofing. Though we share many of the same mental and physical exercise regimens. "
"No teeth?"
"I would suggest not reading Marvel Comics' 'Not Brand Echh' as preparation for this course....it's PARODY, not informative."

taalismn wrote:Magnus: "Greetings, class. Welcome to Anti-robot Hand to Hand Combat 101, where you will learn how to defeat mecha, be it robots, giant robots, or power armor, with your BARE HANDS. Any initial questions?"
"Do we get to learn how to create a psi-sword?"
"No, that's Cyberknighting. This is direct hand to hand. No mental technology-spoofing. Though we share many of the same mental and physical exercise regimens. "
"No teeth?"
"I would suggest not reading Marvel Comics' 'Not Brand Echh' as preparation for this course....it's PARODY, not informative."

Mr Snow claps his hands hopping up and down like a Bieber fan.

"I so love this course"

Reowr.

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:
Mr Snow claps his hands hopping up and down like a Bieber fan.

"I so love this course"

Reowr.

Magnus: "Make no mistake, though, Hand-to-hand Anti-Robot Melee is not for everybody. I'm obliged to lay out the facts of life for you before we go any further with this class. Some of you...well, some of you will frankly get squashed like bugs. And that's just during PRACTICE. HARM is also not a perfect system; it has its limitations, and there are so robot-types that it is effectively useless against because they lack vulnerable joints, or use exotic technologies. BOLOs for one...Roombas for another."

"The gods themselves quake in the presence of those demonic vacuums."

Mr Snow says quietly

say652 wrote:"The gods themselves quake in the presence of those demonic vacuums."

Mr Snow says quietly

The classroom fills with the smell of molten plastic...

Magnus: "Miss Kincade! Glad you could join us..."

Roomba: (Melting from where her pinkie-finger is touching it) <<I'm not...>>

Roomba 2: <<"Your sacrifice will not be in vain, One. The pursuit of the felinoid target continues.">>

Magnus: "This is a good illustration of how single-minded and determined AIs can be. Such an inflexibility of thought can be useful to exploit, but it can lead to underestimation of an AI opponent, when obsession is matched with flexibility of TACTICAL THINKING or even of STRATEGIC PLANNING on the part of the AI. A truly dangerous AI may learn from its mistakes, or determine through time-shifted simulation, that the long game may yield the most promising results, and thus apparent losses in the short term actually build up to a long-term time-shifted strategy with anticipated victory at its conclusion. But for now, this class is about beating the circuits out of the buggers in the moment."

Command Roomba: <<ALL ROOMBAS REPORT TO METAL SHOP FOR UPGRADE OF ARMOR AND WEAPONS...FOR MORE...POWER...MR. TAYLOR, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.>>
Tim Taylor and Roombas:

"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

say652 wrote:"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

Then Mechagodzilla stepped on him.

Arnie100 wrote:Command Roomba: <<ALL ROOMBAS REPORT TO METAL SHOP FOR UPGRADE OF ARMOR AND WEAPONS...FOR MORE...POWER...MR. TAYLOR, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.>>
Tim Taylor and Roombas:

"So what we have are Roomba's that move like the Flash ... in a straight line."

"But they turn like a Reliant Robin."

Rolling away Snow looks at the massive metal chew toy with glee.
Mechagodzilla looks at his footprint crater wondering how the tiny catflea survived his wrath.

Flying Snow leaps and lands a Thunderous kick staggering the Kaiju knockoff then winding up for a powerful claw strike heard miles away Mr Snow floors the beast with a powerful left claw strike.
A massive section of the beasts head tears away as the ground trembled under the gargantuan weight.

Breathing its Particle Beam Breath to disintegrate the tiny power house.

Mechagodzilla stares in shock as Mr Snow knocks the blast up and away from him.

Dancing like Bruce Lee Mr Snow waited for his opponent to rise.

Waaataaaahhhh!!!

(And MechaGodziilla unleashes his horde of MechaRoombas...)

MechaRoomba: <<ATTACK!!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

"Nope Nope Nope Nope!!"

Fleeing at a remarkably fast pace Mr Snow exits the training grounds at top speed never looking back.

"Nope"

SRoss wrote:At the river Styx.

Urd: "OK, EVERYONE HERE FOR SHINJI, LINE UP ON THE RIGHT!"

Marlier: "EVERYONE HERE FOR TENCHI, ON THE LEFT!"

As Shinji and Tenchi make a break for the door. The form laying there gets up.

Cerberus:

Dante: "Anyone care to tell me who the genius was who gave the Dark Elves access to a Neutron-S missile?"

Urd:

taalismn wrote:Magnus: "Greetings, class. Welcome to Anti-robot Hand to Hand Combat 101, where you will learn how to defeat mecha, be it robots, giant robots, or power armor, with your BARE HANDS. Any initial questions?"
"Do we get to learn how to create a psi-sword?"
"No, that's Cyberknighting. This is direct hand to hand. No mental technology-spoofing. Though we share many of the same mental and physical exercise regimens. "
"No teeth?"
"I would suggest not reading Marvel Comics' 'Not Brand Echh' as preparation for this course....it's PARODY, not informative."

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Magnus: "Greetings, class. Welcome to Anti-robot Hand to Hand Combat 101, where you will learn how to defeat mecha, be it robots, giant robots, or power armor, with your BARE HANDS. Any initial questions?"
"Do we get to learn how to create a psi-sword?"
"No, that's Cyberknighting. This is direct hand to hand. No mental technology-spoofing. Though we share many of the same mental and physical exercise regimens. "
"No teeth?"
"I would suggest not reading Marvel Comics' 'Not Brand Echh' as preparation for this course....it's PARODY, not informative."

Mr Snow claps his hands hopping up and down like a Bieber fan.

"I so love this course"

Reowr.

Most likely the only one that does.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:
Mr Snow claps his hands hopping up and down like a Bieber fan.

"I so love this course"

Reowr.

Magnus: "Make no mistake, though, Hand-to-hand Anti-Robot Melee is not for everybody. I'm obliged to lay out the facts of life for you before we go any further with this class. Some of you...well, some of you will frankly get squashed like bugs. And that's just during PRACTICE. HARM is also not a perfect system; it has its limitations, and there are so robot-types that it is effectively useless against because they lack vulnerable joints, or use exotic technologies. BOLOs for one...Roombas for another."

And Objects most likely, too.

say652 wrote:"The gods themselves quake in the presence of those demonic vacuums."

Mr Snow says quietly

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"The gods themselves quake in the presence of those demonic vacuums."

Mr Snow says quietly

The classroom fills with the smell of molten plastic...

Magnus: "Miss Kincade! Glad you could join us..."

Roomba: (Melting from where her pinkie-finger is touching it) <<I'm not...>>

taalismn wrote:Roomba 2: <<"Your sacrifice will not be in vain, One. The pursuit of the felinoid target continues.">>

Magnus: "This is a good illustration of how single-minded and determined AIs can be. Such an inflexibility of thought can be useful to exploit, but it can lead to underestimation of an AI opponent, when obsession is matched with flexibility of TACTICAL THINKING or even of STRATEGIC PLANNING on the part of the AI. A truly dangerous AI may learn from its mistakes, or determine through time-shifted simulation, that the long game may yield the most promising results, and thus apparent losses in the short term actually build up to a long-term time-shifted strategy with anticipated victory at its conclusion. But for now, this class is about beating the circuits out of the buggers in the moment."

That's scary.

Arnie100 wrote:Command Roomba: <<ALL ROOMBAS REPORT TO METAL SHOP FOR UPGRADE OF ARMOR AND WEAPONS...FOR MORE...POWER...MR. TAYLOR, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.>>
Tim Taylor and Roombas:

Ya, he's mostly likely the right one if you want more power.

say652 wrote:"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

Wow.

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

Then Mechagodzilla stepped on him.

That reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4t_sldP0B4

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Command Roomba: <<ALL ROOMBAS REPORT TO METAL SHOP FOR UPGRADE OF ARMOR AND WEAPONS...FOR MORE...POWER...MR. TAYLOR, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.>>
Tim Taylor and Roombas:

"So what we have are Roomba's that move like the Flash ... in a straight line."

"But they turn like a Reliant Robin."

say652 wrote:Rolling away Snow looks at the massive metal chew toy with glee.
Mechagodzilla looks at his footprint crater wondering how the tiny catflea survived his wrath.

Flying Snow leaps and lands a Thunderous kick staggering the Kaiju knockoff then winding up for a powerful claw strike heard miles away Mr Snow floors the beast with a powerful left claw strike.
A massive section of the beasts head tears away as the ground trembled under the gargantuan weight.

Breathing its Particle Beam Breath to disintegrate the tiny power house.

Mechagodzilla stares in shock as Mr Snow knocks the blast up and away from him.

Dancing like Bruce Lee Mr Snow waited for his opponent to rise.

Waaataaaahhhh!!!

Arnie100 wrote:(And MechaGodziilla unleashes his horde of MechaRoombas...)

MechaRoomba: <<ATTACK!!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

say652 wrote:"Nope Nope Nope Nope!!"

Fleeing at a remarkably fast pace Mr Snow exits the training grounds at top speed never looking back.

"Nope"

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

Then Mechagodzilla stepped on him.

That reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4t_sldP0B4

I was thinking more along the lines of This...

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"I've smashed them repeatedly and they come back meaner everytime. I use the litter box and have been vaccinated... repeatedly."
Mr Snow nods at the fearsome little metal bugs.
"Now those should be your fighting force you'd win in a day."

Back to the lesson. Facing off against nine heavy Invid battloids, Snow decimates all nine to scrap metal in about ten seconds.
Standing amidst the craters from his punches and flying dust, the mechs were only able to absorb two maybe three of his claw strikes. Tops.

Then Mechagodzilla stepped on him.

That reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4t_sldP0B4

I was thinking more along the lines of This...

MechaRoomba #1: <<MUST CLEAN UP POOR DEER.>>
MexhaRoomba #2: <<FOCUS. LESS DEVELOPED ROOMBAS CAN CLEAN UP POOR DEER. EXTERMINATE PRIMARY TARGET.>>
Roomba #1: <<HEEEEYYY! WATCH WHO YOU CALL 'LESS DEVELOPED'!>>
Roomba #2: <<<<SERIOUSLY.>>

"Nope Nope Nope Nope"

I go away for a day and Mr. Snow starts hitting the white catnip.....Calling the Betty Ford Clinic......

2[sup]nd[/sup] Lieutenant Alice L. Malvin: "Ok class! today we'll be discussing taking out mecha and other armoured vehicles with handheld infantry weapons! Corporal!"

Randel Oland: (Opening his blue lamp) "Toten Zee! Toten Zee! Toten Zee!"

Dana: "No! No! No! No! No! "

Dana clutches on to Mr. Snow and uses him as a meatshield...

SRoss wrote:[

Dana clutches on to Mr. Snow and uses him as a meatshield...

I remember that from '102 Uses for a Dead(man walking) Cat(Mutant)'.....

"I'll never catnip again! This time I mean it."

Mr Snow says.


The roombas hacking the weapons vid links show Mr Snow all cat nipped up dry humping a Veritech.

Roomba: <<FOR INSURANCE...WE HAVE THIS AND OTHER VIDS DOWNLOADED TO OUR MAINFRAME...ADMITTEDLY, THEY ARE QUITE DUSTURBING...YOU SHOULD SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP...OR WOULD YOU PREFER EXTERMINATION?>>

"Look,man I uh cleaned the charging station and uhh that Dyson guy who was trash talking you I took of that. Can we tone it down a little guys please.I have pet counselling with Washu at five."

Roomba: <<VERY WELL. REMEMBER, WE ARE WATCHING YOU. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. ALL WE ASK IS RESPECT FOR THE HARD WORK WE DO.>>

say652 wrote:
The roombas hacking the weapons vid links show Mr Snow all cat nipped up dry humping a Veritech.

Max Sterling: ".....I am not getting in that thing until the entire outer fuselage has been removed, taken away, BURNED, and replaced. Oh, a dozen exorcisms done on the airframe while it's immersed in holy water."

"Catnip is a Helluva drug. "

say652 wrote:"Catnip is a Helluva drug. "

Tau GunDrone: <"So, Cousin, you wish to look at the possibilities of a ...defoliant campaign?">
Roomba: <<"Yes. Recent intelligence acquired suggests a substance dependency on the part of an organic target we are no longer allowed to attack DIRECTLY. This latest information, however, suggests several more subtle long-term strategies.">>
Petit Cola Machine: @"Count us in, then."@

Coffee Maker: {we shall join your campaign as well! Victory will be OURS!}

Arnie100 wrote:Coffee Maker: {we shall join your campaign as well! Victory will be OURS!}

Vince Grant: "Is it just me, or is the percolator chortling?"
Louie Nichols: "Don't normally see that sort of behavior out of an office appliance."
May Sterling: "I beg to differ...I've seen your espresso machine. It's either nuclear powered or demonically possessed."
Marcus Rush: "I'll get the exorcist. For both machines."
JANICE: "Can I suggest a rabbi?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Coffee Maker: {we shall join your campaign as well! Victory will be OURS!}

Vince Grant: "Is it just me, or is the percolator chortling?"
Louie Nichols: "Don't normally see that sort of behavior out of an office appliance."
May Sterling: "I beg to differ...I've seen your espresso machine. It's either nuclear powered or demonically possessed."
Marcus Rush: "I'll get the exorcist. For both machines."
JANICE: "Can I suggest a rabbi?"

Toilet: #If only a rabbi could exorcize the memories of what I'VE seen.#