SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:gaby wrote:Scott: I think the 3 Galaxies are way better.
"And how would you know?"
Ariel: (Clinging to Scott's arm) "
We were shopping around for a place to set up a Hive and rise our children."
Random Mars Division Survivor" Scott I hope you have a good health plan. "
Scott: " Why? "
Random Mars Division Survivor: " You do know that Invid human hybrids give birth to multiple children right? "
Random Medtech: " What your friend is trying to say is that Invid human hybrids give birth to enough offspring to fill a typical hive, also the Invid human hybrid pregnancies last anywhere from one to three years. "
Random Medtech: " Also the entire birthing process lasts anywhere from one to three months, so Ariel is going to need a consent supply of heavy duty painkillers juring the birthing process, also juring the pregnancy cycle the Invid human hybrid tend to go through rapid and random mood swings from being very lusty and affectionate to full blown murderous psychosis that would make all of the war crimes and crimes against humanity in human history look like a quiet honeymoon night between virgin newlyweds.
Scott:
*Scott wonders away contemplate suicide while the Random Mars Division Survivor and the Random Medtech continue to walk down the hallway*
Random Mars Division Survivor: " You were kidding right? "
Random Medtech: " I never kid about pregnancies and child birth. "
The Regis: " This should weed out the unsuitable humans who would defile my children. "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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