#31: James Fenimore Cooper
#32: Twistback John, the Scoliosis Sufferer
#33: Sweet Daddy Champagne
#34: Senator Cletus Scoffpossum
#35: Horus, the Bird-Headed Fool
#36: 50-Tooth Slim
#37: Monk, the Monkey Man (which is to say: "the Man")
#38: Thad the Bunter
#39: Balloonpopper Chillingsworth
#40: All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck
#41: Finnish Jim
#42: Flemish Jim
#43: Foreign Tomas, the Strangetalker
#44: Roadhouse Ogilvy and Sons
#45: Jokestealer John Selden
#46: Giancarlo, Master of the Metal Trapeze
#47: Dr. Bill Stain-Chin, the Boxcar Medic
#48: Boxcar Ted
#49: Boxcar Mick
#50: Boxcars [sic] Timothy Twin
#51: Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli
#52: Boxcar Aldous Huxley
#53: JR Lintstockings
#54: Gila Monster Jr.
#55: Irontrousers the Strong
#56: "X," the Anonymous Man or Woman
#57: Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes (while there were children hoboes, Reynaldo took this when he was 45; prior to this, he was known as...[See #58])
#58: Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father
#59: Thoughtless Harry Hsu
#60: Clinical Psychiatrist Huga Rivera
#61: Peter Ox-Hands
#62: Ponytail Douglas Winthrop
#63: Lil' Jonny Songbird, the Songbird-Eater
#64: King Snake: The Eternal Mystery
#65: Ghostly Nose Silvie
#66: Fonzie
#67: DiCapa the Hound
#68: Beef-or-Chicken Bob Nubbins
#69: Honest Amelia Dirt
#70: Slow Motion Jones
#71: Canadian Football Pete
#72: Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor
#73: Jonathan William Coulton, the Colchester Kid
#74: Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner
#75: Bix Shmix
#76: Vice President Garrett Hobart
#77: Stun Gun Jones
#78: Prostate Davey
#79: Flea Stick
#80: Niles Butterbal, the Frozen Turkey
#81: Todd Four-Flush
#82: Stick-Legs McOhio
#83: The Unanswered Question of Timothy
#84: Mickey the Assistant Manager
#85: Guesstimate Jones
#86: Goofus
#87: Gallant
#88: Sir Roundbelly DeDelight
#89: Newton Fig
#90: Chicken Nugget Will
#91: Parlor Peter, the Sneak Thief
#92: Ovid
#93: Bathsheba Ditz
#94: Alan Pockmark, Esq.
#95: Lolly Hoot Holler (
#96: Von Skump
#97: Lonnie Choke
#98: Chisolm Chesthair
#99: Freak Le Freak, the Freakster
#100: Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler
#101: Randall Mouth-Harp
#102: Chrysler LeBaron
#103: The Fishin' Physician
#104: Persuasive Frederick
#105: Celestial Stubbs
#106: Teary-Eyed Fingal
#107: Mairah Nix
#108: Cthulhu Carl
#109: Del Folksy-Beard
#110: No-Banjo Burnes
#111: Chainmail Giles Godfrey
#112: Lois "Charles" Ladyfinger
#113: Plausible Zane Scarrey
#114: Huckle Smothered
#115: Mmmmm Dandy Dundee
#116: Mountain-Humper Edgar Ames
#117: Spasmodic Hilary
#118: Doc Aquatic
#119: Molly Bewigged
#120: Cincinnati O'Gurk
#121: Metuchen O'Sullivan
#122: Cherry Hill O'Manley
#123: Cheesequake O'Lennox
#124: Booper O'Montauk
#125: Zaxxon Galaxian
#126: Drinky Drunky Thom, the Drunk
#127: Terry Gross
#128: Spooky-Night Spooky Day
#129: Zipgun Gloucester Gluck
#130: Human Hair Frum
#131: Sherlock-Holmes-Hat Carl III
#132: Patrick Intergalatic
#133: Abmidextrous Stang
#134: Yum-Yum Sinclair Snowballeater
#135: Ponzi-Scheme Jeremiah Ponzi
#136: Toodles Strunk
#137: Monkeybars Matthew Manx
#138: Pineneedle-Jacket Jericho Fop
#139: Robert the Tot
#140: Robert the Child-Size
#141: Robert the Minuscule
#142: Robert the Wee
#143: Robert Fits-in-a-Case
#144: Robert Eats-for-Free
#145: Robert Is-He-an-Elf? (The seven Silk brothers, all named Robert, were also kown for the small stature and predictable bitterness.)
#146: Dennis Big-Ear Fox
#147: Jethro the Pagan
#148: Asterix the Gaul
#149: Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans
#150: Strictly Local Henry Bobtail
#151: Manny the High-Ranking Mason
#152: Fry-Pan Jim Fry
#153: Slo-Mo Deuteronomy
#154: Half-Bearded Mark
#155: Knee-Brace Kenny
#156: Morris the Personal Trainer
#157: Thundertwine
#158: Cleats Onionpocket
#159: Deformed Abe
#160: Trainwhistle Abejundio
#161: David No-Ears
#162: Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha
#163: Frog-Eatin' Lou
#164: Admiral's Club Wilbur
#165: Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger
#166: Dora the Explorer
#167: Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat
#168: Free-Peanuts Doug
#169: Steve the Human Tunneler
#170: Redball Charlie Dickens
#171: Twink the Reading-Room Snoozer
#172: Microfiche Roy, the Side-Scroller
#173: McGurk, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalogue
#174: Booster D'Souza
#175: Commodore Sixty-Four
#176: Moped Enid, the Mopedist
#177: Lamant the Junkman
#178: Fast-Neck Nell
#179: Bill Never-Uses-a-Cookbook
#180: Bee-Beard
#181: Lil' Max Meatboots
#182: The Personal Secretary to Jed
#183: Dee Snider
#184: Sausage Patty
#185: Desert Locust
#186: Gummy Miles
#187: Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine
#188: Ol' Stiffpants
#189: Skywise the Sexual Elf
#190: Craine T. Eyebrow-Smeller
#191: Lonely Heiney Alan Meister
#192: Shakey Aitch the Boneyard Concierge
#193: Woody Damn
#194: Alatar
#195: Pallando
#196: Saltfish Bunyan
#197: Poor, Poor, Poor Charlie Short
#198: Venomous Byron
#199: Five-Chambered-Stomach Mort St. John
#200: Gravybelly Dunstan
#201: Extra-Skin Dave
#202: Beanbag-Chair Bill
#203: Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
#204: Tommy Lice-Comb )
#205: "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
#206: General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
#207: Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
#208: Giant Bat Wings Roland
#209: Nick Nolte
#210: Salty Salty Friday
#211: Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
#212: Cecelia Graveside
#213: Hoosegow Earl French
#214: Stymie Stonewrist
#215: Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong
#216: Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer
#217: Joachim Bat-in-Hair
#218: Food-Eating Micah
#219: Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk
#220: Honey Bunches of Donald
#221: Crispy Morton
#222: Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
#223: Two-Headed Mike Hoover
#224: Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
#225: Bean-Hoarder Newt
#226: Texas Emil
#227: The Moor of Venice
#228: Averroes Nix
#229: Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes
#230: Canadian Paul Tough
#231: Crooner Sy
#232: Manuel Pants-Too-High
#233: Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks
#234: Sung, the Land Pirate
#235: Opie, the Boston Bum
#236: Hard-Flossing Hope Peak
#237: Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy
#238: Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection
#239: Questionable-Judgement Theodore Stomachbrace
#240: Thermos H. Christ )
#241: Sir Mix-a-Lot
#242: The Nine Doctor Whos
#243: Lord Winston Two-Monocles
#244: The Freewheelin' Barry Sin
#245: Diego the Spark-Spitter
#246: American Citizen Zane Pain
#247: Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China
#248: Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector
#249: Socks Monster
#250: Ma Churchill
#251: Pappy Churchill
#252: The Young Churchill
#253: The Young Churchill's Hated Bride
#254: Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish
#255: Crispus T. Muzzlewitt m
#256: Stain-Sucker Duncan n
#257: Dick the Candy Dandy
#258: Albuteral Inhaler Preson McWeak
#259: Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller
#260: Mastiff Mama
#261: Tennessee Ernie Dietz
#262: Sharkey, the Secret Cop
#263: Gooseberry Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere
#264: Weekend-Cicular Deborah
#265: Marcus Chickenstock
#266: Stunted Newton
#267: Magnus Shortwave
#268: U.S. Fool
#269: Manatee the Railyard Toreador
#270: Utah Manfred Succor-Munt
#271: Laura Delite
#272: Edwin Winnipeg
#273: Eyepatch Resse Andiron
#274: Tom False-Lips Real-Teeth
#275: Fabulon Darkness
#276: Cricket-Eating Charles Digges
#277: Pally McAffable, Everybody's Friend
#278: Sully Straightjacket
#279: Half-Dollar Funk Nelson
#280: Whitman Sampler
#281: Chili-Mix Wilma Bensen
#282: Sting, the Glowing Blade
#283: Professor Challenger
#284: Lil' Shorty Longhorn
#285: Rumpshaker Phil
#286: Swing State Myron
#287: Alistair Crowley, the Devil
#288: Gutthrower Sy Salt
#289: Sweetback Barney, the Dilettante
#290: The Car-Knocker Killer
#291: The Chamberlain
#292: The Emperor
#293: The Ritual-Master
#294: The Garthim-Master
#295: The Scientist
#296: The Gourmand
#297: The Slave-Master
#298: The Treasurer
#299: The Scroll Keeper
#300: The Ornamentalist
#301: Captain Slick-Talk
#302: Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo
#303: Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow
#304: Blind Buck and "Woozy," the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog
#305: Roundhouse Farter
#306: Red Ball Pnutz
#307: Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe
#308: Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue
#309: Johnny RC Airplane
#310: Narcotic Morgan Suds
#311: Sir Francis Drank
#312: Mahayana Mike
#313: Miniyana Geoffrey
#314: Three-Bean Otz
#315: Maury the Monsoon
#316: Czech Czarlie Czill
#317: Sssssssssssssssss, the Hisser
#318: Thanatos Koch
#319: Henry Eatsmelts
#320: Modem-Sniffer Gunderson
#321: Half-Albino Alejandro
#322: Gluttonous-Slim
#323: Ragweed-Allergic Matt
#324: Amorous Luminous Dirk
#325: Moray Eel Ken Elmer
#326: The Railbender
#327: Antonio the Ombudsman
#328: Karl Solenoid IV
#329: Czar King Rex the Glorious Leader
#330: Andy Bunkum
#331: Plastic-Moustache Mortimer Tall
#332: Samuel Gel Insole
#333: Lemuel Gel Insole
#334: Amanda Until
#335: Crispy Whiskery
#336: Robert Louis Stevenson, the Pirate
#337: Hobo Overload
#338: Leopard Print Steven Kane
#339: Astonishing Shaun Eyelash
#340: Billy Creak Knees
#341: Owlie
#342: Anwar, the Bionic
#343: Reasonably Priced Motel Resse Unger
#344: Ribery Dana
#345: Cranberry Sauce Oppenheimer
#346: Nancified Frederick
#347: The Loon
#348: Itinerant Jane
#349: Holy Hannah Hottentot-Smythe
#350: Fleabottle Boone
#351: Amazin' Jack Caroo
#352: Stupefying P, the Riddle-Maker
#353: Todd Flaky-Palms
#354: Waspwaist Fritz
#355: Judge Roughneck
#356: Slam Dance Dooze
#357: Mariah Duckface, the Beaked Woman
#358: Count Mesmerize
#359: Sonny-Boy Oedipus Acre
#360: Pick Mama Susan Xavier
#361: Chelsea Bacon
#362: Archie Axe
#363: Sally Hoot-Hoot
#364: Mr. Pendleton
#365: Saves-Receipts Dave
#366: Sir Walter British
#367: Elmer, the Crankscout
#368: Golden Neck
#369: Marinated Alex Pons
#370: El Boot
#371: Shapeshifting Demon
#372: Jeremiah Tip Top
#373: Amanda CeeCee Stobelight
#374: Irving Alva Edison, Inventor of the Hobophone
#375: Leather Apron
#376: Lead Apron
#377: Foil Apron
#378: Burnt Goathead
#379: Saint Sorryass
#380: Overly Familiar Fung
#381: Chalmers, the Bridge Champ
#382: Elephantine McMoot
#383: Neekerbeeker Perry Toenz
#384: Teattime BB Stiles
#385: Coalie T
#386: Hubbel "I Predicted Lindy Hop" Deerblind
#387: Hubie Hewitt, the Broadway Legend
#388: Huge Crybaby McWeepy
#389: Poo-Knickers Elias
#390: Elffriend Weingarten
#391: Forktongue Nigel Fork
#392: Woodeye Apfel
#393: Hairlip Mikhail
#394: Solid First Draft Patton Taylor
#395: Prettynickels, the Lamb
#396: Not-Only But-Also Pete
#397: Pentheif Hickock
#398: La Grande Mel
#399: Applebee O'Bennigan McFridays
#400: Ladry Jerry Lardo
#401: Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe
#402: Hugo Stares
#403: Eldred Splinters
#404: Oliver, the Train-Oyster
#405: Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle
#406: Utz, the Crab Chip
#407: Salt-and-Pepper Chest
#408: Beverly Hills Buntz
#409: Mississippi Barry Phlegm
#410: Matter-Eater Brad
#411: 49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe
#412: New Hampshire Todd
#413: "Taxachusetts" Glenn
#414: Hydrocephalic Jones
#415: Vermont "Greenmountain Boy" Phil Marijuana
#416: Alaska Mick the Crabber
#417: Arizona Ludwig
#418: California Ainsley Shortpants
#419: Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein
#420: Dr. Zizmor
#421: Silas Swollentoe
#422: Slimneck Holden Fop
#423: Aspiring Jaster
#424: Illinois Obama
#425: Sammy Austere
#426: New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater
#427: Caboose-Fouling Ferris Ntz
#428: Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo
#429: Four-Fisted Jock Socko
#430: Buttery-Cheeks Anton
#431: Shadow ("Blinky") Preston
#432: Godigisel the Vandal
#433: Gunderic Godigiselson
#434: Panzo the Spiral-Cut Ham
#435: Smoke-Collecting Reg
#436: Hot Gnome Jimmy Jackson
#437: Pontius Cornsilk-Heart
#438: Sanfor Who Lacks Fingerprints
#439: Treesap-Covered N. Magruder
#440: Thor Hammerskold, the Mexican
#441: Bingo-Balls Nick Chintz
#442: Bleedingtoe the Barefoot 'Bo
#443: Hondo "Whatever That Lizard Is That Walks on Water"
#444: Salami Sunshine
#445: Fourteen-Bindelstick Frank
#446: Oregon Brucie Shunt
#447: Pirandello, the Many-Bearded
#448: Quinn and His Quaker Oats Box Drum
#449: Fatneck Runt
#450: my-e-hobo.com
#451: Somersaulting Mike Spitz
#452: Bo 'Bo
#453: Abelard "Sunken Treasure" Lowtrousers
#454: Colin, That Cheeful ****
#455: Battling Joe Frickinfrack
#456: Monsieur Dookie, the Francophonic
#457: Happy Horace Noosemaker
#458: Hieronymous Crosseyes
#459: Crumbjacket Timmy
#460: Overload-the-Dishwasher Mac
#461: Phythmic Clyde Hopp
#462: Microbrew Stymie
#463: El Caballo, the Spanish Steed
#464: Lee Burned-Beyond-Recognition
#465: Hollering Martin Mandible
#466: Damien Pitchfork, the Freightyard Satan
#467: Handformed Hamburger Clarence West
#468: Dr. Nobel Dynamite
#469: Pickled-Noggin Nettles
#470: Mischievous Craig
#471: Baldy Lutz, the Amityville Horror
#472: Ashen Merle Buzzard
#473: Frypan Nonstick McGee
#474: Singleminded Hubbard
#475: Maryland Sol Saynomore
#476: Baked Salmon Salad Finn
#477: Unshakably Morose Flo
#478: Fr. Christian Irish, the Deep-Fat Friar
#479: Smokestack-Hugger Jools Nygaard
#480: Fossilwise Opie Fingernail
#481: Tab-Collar Dix
#482: George Slay, the Duck Throttler
#483: Eldon Waxhat, the Waterproof Man
#484: Timely Clayton, the Human Wristwatch (so named not because of this punctuality, but because one arm was significantly shorter than the other.)
#485: Both Dakotas Dave
#486: Duke Jermiah Choo-Choo
#487: Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg
#488: Gravelbed Gavin Astor
#489: Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless Buster Bareass
#490: Alternate-Dimension Bela Boost
#491: Atlas Flatshoulders
#492: Scurvied Leo Falsebreath
#493: Toby Anchovy, the Canned Man
#494: Mad Max
#495: The Goose
#496: Not the Goose
#497: Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder
#498: Jedediah Dryasdust
#499: Loving Vincent Hugsalot
#500: The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander
#501: Business-Class Klaus Riel
#502: Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook
#503: Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain
#504: Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI
#505: William Carlos Williams
#506: Beef Grease Porter Dripchin
#507: Exoskeleton Chester Fields
#508: Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared
#509: Bum-Smiter Phillip
#510: Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum
#511: Thor the Bum-Hammer
#512: Bum-Tolerant Brendan Sleek
#513: Most Agree: It's Kilpatrick
#514: The Beloved Dale Thankyounote
#515: Unpronounceable
#516: Thad Malfeasance
#517: Chiseltooth Muck Manly
#518: Amsterdam Jocko
#519: Sinister Leonard Longhair
#520: Beery Clive the Eunuch
#521: Chaim the Squirrelkeeper
#522: Nightblind and Colorblind, the Blind Twins
#523: Milosz the Anarchist Puppeteer
#524: Jimmy "New Man" Neandertal
#525: Lonnie Pina Colada
#526: Washington State Amy Swipe
#527: Gopher-State Sam, the Minnesota Man
#528: Candle-Eyed Sally
#529: Packrat Red and his Cart o' Sad Crap
#530: Trixie of the East
#531: Trixie of the West
#532: Fine-Nipple Tom Bazoo
#533: The Friends of Reginald McHate Society
#534: Oregon Perry Hashpipe
#535: Bold 'n' Zesty Brad
#536: Mermaid Betty Scales
#537: Spotted Dick
#538: Shanty Queen Elizabeth Regina
#539: Nichols Crackknuckle
#540: Stew Socksarewarm
#541: Huge-Calves Dwight
#542: A-Number-1
#543: N-Number-13
#544: Arther Moonlight
#545: Andrea Clarke, the Human Shark
#546: Monkey's-Paw Patterson
#547: Myron Biscuitspear, the Dumpster Archeologist
#548: Ollie Ebonsquirrel
#549: The Classic Brett Martin
#550: Douglas, the Future of Hoboing
#551: Ironbelly Norton
#552: Dilly Shinguards
#553: Rufus Caboose
#554: Rear Admiral JF Grease Pencil
#555: King Cotton
#556: Prince Hal Oystershuck, the Royal Shucker
#557: Unconditional Gavin
#558: Squirrelcloak
#559: Idaho Woody Harelson
#560: Jane the Boxcar Beekeeper
#561: Aaron Three-Shirts
#562: Paste-Smeller Luke
#563: Lowly Highley
#564: Elihu Skinpockets
#565: Marian May Wyomingsong
#566: Stitches the Railyard Sutureman
#567: Klonopin Clyde
#568: Benny Twenty-Squirrels
#569: Chickeny-Flavored Remy Bunk
#570: Juicepockets Thomas Moone
#571: Eustace Feetbeer
#572: Amnesiac Jared Stringy
#573: Shagrat, Orc of the Ozarks
#574: Billy Butterfly Net
#575: Ammonia Cocktail Jones
#576: Norma Shinynickels
#577: Jonathan Crouton
#578: Antigone Spit
#579: El Top-Hat Swindlefingers
#580: PomPom the Texas Dancing Dog
#581: Gin-Bucket Greg
#582: Yuri Trimble, the Alien Pod-Person
#583: South Carolina Sarah Lardblood
#584: Bloody-Stool laSalle
#585: Pith-Helmet Andy
#586: Self-Taught-Guitarist Edmund
#587: Don Tomasino di ****
#588: Markansas
#589: Neckfat JK Trestle
#590: Pansy Overpass
#591: Ralph Raclette Cornichon, Hobo of the Mountains
#592: Montana Nbdego Tch!k
#593: Unbearably Oenophilic Ned
#594: Jonas Tugboy, Professional Masturbator
#595: Cinderfella Dana Dane
#596: Kerosene-Soaked Tom
#597: Black-Bottle Priam
#598: Pinprick Butell
#599: Stool-Sample Frank
#600: Iowa Noam Chomksy
#601: Etienne, Roi of the Rapier
#602: Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer
#603: Ned Gravelshirt
#604: NPR Willard Hotz, the Soothing-Voiced
#605: Amen to Polly Fud
#606: Constanly Sobbing Forrester
#607: Maine-iac Leonid
#608: Magnetized James
#609: Hobo Jake Jerrold, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region
#610: Jiminy Sinner
#611: Pamela Chickeneggs (i.e., Hobo Caviar)
#612: Chuck McKindred: Not So Holy, But Very Moley
#613: Q the Quantum Man
#614: Salad-Fork Ron
#615: Warbling Timmy Tin Voice and His Voicebox
#616: Ambassador Roasting Pan
#617: Warren Smazell, Founder of Hobotics®
#618: Ventriloquism Jimmy and "Madam" the Talking Bean Can
#619: Nosepicker Rick Pick
#620: The Black Squirrel Fairy
#621: Alabama Edsel Brainquake
#622: Kid Silverhair, the Man of Indeterminate Age
#623: Catscratch Tremont Nude
#624: Bill Jaundice
#625: Sugarhouse Morris the Sapper
#626: Nutrition-Shake Emery
#627: Nicknameless Norris Shine
#628: Stinging Polly Papercuts
#629: Deke Hidden Hornets' Nest
#630: The Wisconsin Scourge
#631: Brendan Headbristles
#632: His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly
#633: Whistling Anus Mecham, Le Petomaine
#634: Talmidge, the Bactine Bearer
#635: Tailstump Gunther, the Vestigial Man
#636: The Hon. Charlie Weed-Farmer
#637: Philatelist Joey Licks
#638: Old Pliny Dance-for-Ham
#639: Rheumy Sven
#640: Wormy Glenn and Nootka the Flatworm
#641: Hidalgo, the Devil Stick Artiste
#642: The ****y From Kentucky
#643: Prince Bert in Exile, the Man in the Foil Mask
#644: Siderodromophobic Billy
#645: Antlered Calvin
#646: Cambridge Massachusetts Claude
#647: Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon
#648: Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist
#649: Little Gavin Spittle
#650: Tar-tongue Godfrey Strange
#651: Honeypalms Gordon Lips
#652: Luke "the Lifestyle" Dammmers
#653: Simon Squirrelskin
#654: Scabpicker Sandy Rump
#655: Chicken Butt, Five Cents a Cut
#656: Wise Solomon Babysplitter
#657: Telekinetic Dave B.
#658: Telekinetic Dave F.
#659: Whiskeyblood Willie Sot
#660: Unger and his Duststorm Bride
#661: Zachary Goatflirter
#662: "La Grippe"
#663: Uranus John, the Star-Traveler
#664: Accusin' Tim Dunn
#665: Tennessee Linthelmet
#666: The Unformed Twin of Tennessee Linthelmet
#667: Turkeyballs Paco
#668: Andre the Indianapolist
#669: Wally Dregs, the Newfoundland Screech
#670: Flaky Mike Psoriasis
#671: Hell's Own Breath Hinkley
#672: Gerald Chapcheeks
#673: Acid-Saliva Curly Stokes
#674: Oklahoma Stilgar
#675: Rocky ****stain Mankowicz
#676: Rocky ****stain Mankowicz Part II, the Quickening
#677: Professor Ω
#678: Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers
#679: Jan, the Jager-Meister
#680: Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel
#681: Anaerobic Eben Stiles
#682: Replicant Wemberly Plastiskin and his Clockwork Squrrel "Toothy"
#683: Harry Coughblood
#684: Aesop Bedroll, the Fluffy Pillow Man
#685: Widow-Kisser Roger
#686: Experimental Hobo Infiltration Droid "41-K"
#687: Baron Bayonet, the Bull-Sticker
#688: Mikey Gluesniff
#689: Bell's-Palsy Brennan
#690: Chiptooth Berman, the Bottle Biter
#691: Undertaker Robert, the Lint-Coffin Weaver
#692: Betty, the Exorcist
#693: Tittytwister Blake Horrid
#694: Mallory Many-Bruises
#695: Mad or Sad Judd (no one can tell)
#696: Troglodytic Amory Funt
#697: Smokehouse "Frankie" Jowl-Poker
#698: Utility-Belt Deana
#699: The Unshakable Will of Wade Terps
#700: Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President's Long-Lost Brother
Addendum: the following Hoboes are listed in the back of the paperback edition of the [i]Areas of My Expertise
#701: Hallelujah Bum Again
#702: Allegheny Pilgrim Panam, the Defunct Airline Man
#703: Butterknife Sal Slender
#704: Saladfork Butt Bunter
#705: Deboned Gary Wobbly-Arms
#706: Pauly Twin-Oboes, the Double-Reed Man
#707: Ansel Trick-Neck, the Human Gizzard
#708: Stunned Silent Hopkins )
#709: Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, the Crippled Hobo Emperor
#710: Brigand Blackguard McCatburglar, the Hobo Ne'er-Do-Well
#711: Meyers Briggs, the Tester
#712: "Mac" Hardcastle McCormick
#713: Le Peteet Mort
#714: Bisque-and-Chowder-Man Hoffman
#715: The Freightening Reign of Phil
#716: Stalling Pete Puts-You-Off
#717: Timmy Hands-Covered-In-Scotch-Tape
#718: Cravatted Jones Snaredrum
#719: Amputated Benny
#720: Old Beekeeper Stan Stingbelly
#721: Kevin Eggsandbacon
#722: Ol' Johnny One-Joke
#723: Tramp Trampson (not a tramp, but a renowned hobo trampolinist)
#724: Boom-Busy McPredictable Cycle
#725: Dickie On-Star, the Satellite Man
#726: Dickie Double Dickeys, Whose Pants Are Indestructible (
#727: High-Falutin' Pete
#728: Moderately-Falutin' Pete
#729: Anvil-carryin' Wyatt Strong-Calves
#730: Stump Tongue Mumbler
#731: Synonymin' Don Thesaurus
#732: Post-it Perry, the Hobo Office Supply Guy
#733: Crummy Carl Licetamer
#734: Self-Satisfied Mick Pringle
#735: Andrew Powderlips, the Doughnut Scholar
#736: They Call Me MISTER Dumps
#737: Library Bird Maurice Backissues
#738: Lousy-anna Lamont Burnt
#739: Festering Wound William, the Ointment-Refuser
#740: Ron Rattlechest, the Fearful Wheezer
#741: Ol' Eric, the Nickelflop Albino
#742: Double-Entendre Dick Penis
#743: Mike the Beard Recycler
#744: Winnipeg Winnie Peg, the Cold and Bored
#745: Jocker Jerry, the Whistlin' Kidnapper
#746: J. Arthur Crank
#747: Paul the Gorilla
#748: Barrel-Aged Milton Oakbreath
#749: Philip, the Eternal Antagonist
#750: Crackles Spineshaker, the Hobo-osteopath
#751: Cashy McSellout, Darling of the Newsreels
#752: Honcho! Just: HONCHO!
#753: Dr. Hall, A Slang Term for "Alcohol"
#754: Dr. Alcohol, A Slang Term of "A Corridor"
#755: Sir E. Dismal, the Hobo Economist
#756: Roundhead Swedish Sven, the Hairless
#757: Weedwine Farley, the Weed-fermenter
#758: Santa Fe Santa Jinglebell, the World's Most Christmassy Tramp
#759: Hank the Eczema Expert
#760: Lon Chaney, Jr., the Wolfman
#761: Clogged-Brain Harry Hoomp
#762: Sketchartist Jim, the Slow Paparazzo
#763: Admiral Crotch Rickets
#764: Anthony Ethnic, the Other
#765: Panel Discussion Dan Loaf
#766: Owner's Manual Abbott, the Owner's Manual Horder
#767: Dr. Know
#768: Manny Gills, The Underwater Breather
#769: Homunculus Jack, That Tiny Bold o' Lightning
#770: Bob Brain-in-a-jar, the Bodiless 'Bo
#771: Backwards-Looking Lou, the Parallel Parker
#772: Acid-Blood-and-Spit Lionel Stander, the Spitter
#773: Coffin-Breath Melissa Nestor
#774: No-Credit/Bad Credit Bobby Hassle-freeloan, Mortgage Specialist of the Rails
#775: Methie
#776: B&M Barton Tiny Teeth
#777: Burrowing Andrew Brokenails
#778: V-Neck Sweater Teddy G
#779: Passably Competent Hal
#780: Apparently Mitch Dixon
#781: Arguably Tommy Ford
#782: Unquestionably Moe Gin-Clobbered
#783: Oft-Quoted Mandrake Silvertongue
#784: Murray Head as "Judas"
#785: Harry Canyon, the Unedited Version
#786: Plush-bum Mr. Sweets
#787: Prof. Stink Mullins, Who Currently Holds the Plush-bum Mr. Sweets Chair in American Hobology
#788: Secret Compartments Max and His Amazing Stovepipe Hat Full of Eggs and Junk
#789: Breathe-Right Matty Nasal-Strip
#790: Voweltooth Jenkins, the Man with the Scrabble Tile Dentures
#791: Impulse-Buy Donny
#792: Angelina Snakehead Fish
#793: Fisher Stephens
#794: Trivia-Master Johannes Wedge-keeper
#795: Tom the Gentle Strangler
#796: Boston Billy
#797: Double Stuf Boston Billy
#798: Chuck: The Ancient Evil Awakens
#799: Nasdijj
#800: You know what? I'm going to go ahead and keep Nick Nolte.