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[Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:31 am
by Akashic Soldier
What kind of animal do you think would make a good drug Barron?
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:06 am
by Giant2005
If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).
BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:29 am
by Akashic Soldier
Giant2005 wrote:If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).
BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.
I was also thinking a white rabbit might work but I wanted to get everyone opinions so I can weigh my options.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:59 am
by Giant2005
Akashic Soldier wrote:Giant2005 wrote:If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).
BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.
I was also thinking a white rabbit might work but I wanted to get everyone opinions so I can weigh my options.
Coincidentally, one of the animals in the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure was a white rabbit. He was a muscle-head mind you so probably not what you were thinking.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:04 am
by Killer Cyborg
Picture an elephant snorting a line of cocaine.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:15 pm
by Akashic Soldier
Killer Cyborg wrote:Picture an elephant snorting a line of cocaine.
LMAO!!
And yeah Giant, that is what I was thinking. Might have to grab that adventure after all -- Great minds and all that!
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:32 pm
by The Baron of chaos
Well in theory any animal will do, but a snake could fit vicously, as well as mutant spider or even mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug
)
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:33 pm
by Akashic Soldier
The Baron of chaos wrote:or even mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug
)
+25 Geek points and nomination for post of the day.
Great idea!
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:32 pm
by Mercdog
I vote a parrot.
*squawk* "Say Hello to my Little Friend!"
"Polly want some blow?" *rawk*
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:37 pm
by Akashic Soldier
Mercdog wrote:"Polly want some blow?" *rawk*
That literally made me laugh so hard I cried a little.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:48 pm
by Giant2005
The Baron of chaos wrote:mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug
)
A Cane Toad would meet that need also, harvesting it's own venom.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:13 pm
by Armorlord
Cane toad is small time.
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/ ... fromgoats/For all your drug, and drugged milk & cheese needs.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:50 am
by Blindscout
A white pony
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:02 pm
by Akashic Soldier
Blindscout wrote:A white pony
*takes a note*
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:55 pm
by Qev
I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:42 pm
by Killer Cyborg
Qev wrote:I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.
Actually, marsupials might make good smugglers, as long as nobody checks the pouch.
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:44 pm
by bradshaw
A kamodo Drangon named Mr. Chase
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:07 pm
by Killer Cyborg
Ninjabunny wrote:A Tiger named Khan.
Khaaaaan!
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:43 pm
by Akashic Soldier
Qev wrote:I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.
Oh! That is really clever!!!
+10 Geek Points!
Thanks!
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:05 am
by Balabanto
Mutant Fish (This is like the Drug Dealer boss in a wheelchair bit)
Mutant Cockroach (If your group is really tough. HOW MUCH MD DOES THIS THING HAVE?)
Mutant Hippopotamaus
Mutant Bonobo Monkey (ew)
Re: [Mutant Animal] Drug Barron
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:24 pm
by Akashic Soldier
Balabanto wrote:Mutant Fish (This is like the Drug Dealer boss in a wheelchair bit)
Interesting actually.
Balabanto wrote:Mutant Cockroach (If your group is really tough. HOW MUCH MD DOES THIS THING HAVE?)
Probily not, I'll keep the bugs for the Xix game I have coming up.
Balabanto wrote:Mutant Hippopotamaus
If we were in Africa maybe but not in North America.
Balabanto wrote:Mutant Bonobo Monkey (ew)
He's a monkey and a junkie,
and coke-head rapist!
I'm sold. I'll have him as one of the enforcers.