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If you follow these steps your PC could wind up VERY wealthy. Or VERY dead or life in prison at least.

1. (crucial to how this worked) Have a mutant with advanced smell.

2. Bust up a ninja drug smuggling operation. Kill Everyone, Steal EVERYTHING.

3. Take loot back to hideout. Discover you just deprived the smugglers of 48 kilos of 75% pure cocaine.

4. Calculate street value of cocaine at 1.6 million dollars.

5. Portion out the coke so it's easier to conceal/transport.

6. Find the fanciest nightclub in the city. Use your recognize scent ability to search the highest end cars in the lot for 1 that smells like cocaine.

7. Use same skill to discern scent of the driver.

8. BS your way past the bouncer and into the club.

9. Sniff out the coked out owner of the car.

10. Tell them "My nose tells me secrets and it says your nose likes candy (flash coke packet quickly).

11. Tell them you've got a lot to unload and want it gone and out of the business.

12. Sell that Colombian Nose Gold for 34,000 a Kg.

13. Get your $ and prowl your way out of the club and back to the hideout.

14. Make sure you're A. lucky with the dice, and B. so ballsy and audacious that you impress the GM and he doesn't send a swarm of DEA down on your head.

when it's all unloaded my PC will have made 1.6 Million dollars. So much for hiding out an abandoned tunnel. Pc in question. Mutant dog, advanced smell, Aberrant alignment, HtH Ninjitsu.

Soooo, how did you dream this up?

Didn't dream it up. I played it out. All that happened in game. I'll try to make the story short

Stranded and penniless in NYC.
Called Japanese adoptive father to see if we had any friends/contacts in NY
Sent me and group to distant cousin's dojo.
passed entrance audition to be accepted at dojo (family tie made no difference). rest of group kicked out onto street.
train with dojo, do well enough to be sent on nightly "mission"
mission was to unload cargo of smuggled cocaine.
group shows up, see's me..swoops in defeats ninja's and ask's huh????
explain that I'm living at the dojo, but not part of the criminal gang. had to go along so as not to raise suspicion.
tell group to take the drugs and split, have group KO me to hide my involvement.
get discovered as mole in the dojo. fight my way out and back to group
now penniless and living in abandoned utility junction/tunnel.
apply for job so I can eat, fail roll, don't get job.
decide to try to sell ALL the coke to A. get money to survive. B. remove evidence of heist from angry ninja dojo.
start plan at step 4

I figured by selling it to some rich yuppie there was a better chance of them having the money and using it themself. That way it's not going back on the street and ruining the neighborhood. I don't have to hassle with unloading it a little bit at a time (selling it a Kg at a time goes faster than grams or 1/8th's. plus no chemistry skill, couldn't cut it.). The rich coke snorting yuppie is likely to have rich coke snorting yuppie friends and it's cheaper to buy it wholesale anyways. Yuppies aren't as likely (as a ruffian would be) to get greedy and try to jack your stash and leave you dead in a ditch.

The yuppie wasn't freaked out by McGruff the Crime Dog trying to sell him blow?

DevastationBob wrote:The yuppie wasn't freaked out by McGruff the Crime Dog trying to sell him blow?

McGruff the crime dog. LOl that's awesome. Satchel isn't a principled crime dog. He's an aberrant ninja.
Now that you mention it..No. She (the yuppie) was a bit offended at first. She thought I was hitting on her, but her attitude changed when she saw what I had for sale and assured her I was only interested in doing business. GM said my advanced smell was going crazy getting scents off of her. I could smell the coke she had done, all the booze she'd drank, plus I think she was having some sort of hormonal episode as she kept mood swinging with the die rolls.

All in all I'd say it worked out pretty well. Now if I can just get rid of the other 47 kilos we'll be out of the drug trade and sufficiently funded to continue our vendetta against the ninja school that insulted my honor.

What are his human features? Though if she was high enough, I guess she wouldn't mind.

Full Hands, Biped, Speech (Japanese accent).
NO human looks. He's a Sharpei http://www.middle-england.net/images/Co ... 742176.JPG
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/br ... harpei.jpg Wrinkley aint he!
Advanced Smell.

I know the image says china, but it's the only anthro one of a shar pei I could find.

Oh yeah, she was majorly high. I was able to track her down because I matched the scent of cocaine to her car, got her scent from the car, and sniffed her out in the club. She was coked to the gills and had enough money that A. she didn't haggle the price of 37 grand/kilo and B. got the bank president to personally oversee me opening an account and depositing the funds. I remember the GM played him as nervous as all get out when I told him who sent me and what I wanted.

Very creative, I like it.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:She (the yuppie) was a bit offended at first. She thought I was hitting on her, but her attitude changed when she saw what I had for sale and assured her I was only interested in doing business. GM said my advanced smell was going crazy getting scents off of her. I could smell the coke she had done, all the booze she'd drank, plus I think she was having some sort of hormonal episode as she kept mood swinging with the die rolls.

Was she a yuppie puppy?

Tor wrote:

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:She (the yuppie) was a bit offended at first. She thought I was hitting on her, but her attitude changed when she saw what I had for sale and assured her I was only interested in doing business. GM said my advanced smell was going crazy getting scents off of her. I could smell the coke she had done, all the booze she'd drank, plus I think she was having some sort of hormonal episode as she kept mood swinging with the die rolls.

Was she a yuppie puppy?

Well, she was a bit of a B,itch. But I think she was only a human.

I apologize for the bad pun. I'm about half asleep. lol