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2015 POH one liners
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 12:37 pm
by Mr. Jays
What one liners stick out in your memory from the open house?
I'll start
Kevin (referring to Hendrik) "This guy must have an MA of 90
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 2:00 pm
by Phaze
"Feel like I got hit by a truck, but its ok. It was a beer truck driven by a supermodel."
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 9:18 pm
by Veknironth
"I've never seen someone play a 9 IQ that well."
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:28 am
by Soldier of Od
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:39 am
by zyanitevp
"Who decided it was a good idea to let the lawyer play the elven scholar?"
Yes, Hendrik, you were awesome at it....
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:51 am
by Scott Gibbons
"I jump down the well!"
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:51 am
by Scott Gibbons
And one more. This is more than a one-liner, but it was one of the most hilarious moments of OH for me.
The knight got separated from the rest of the party, then was confronted by the ultimate-evil-supernatural-presence-behind-all-the-trouble-in-the-adventure.
Evil presence: "Are you here to become my servant?"
Knight: "I just wanted to buy a barrel."
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:56 am
by MADMANMIKE
"Is it too early to bribe the G.M. with chocolate?" - kamikazijoe, before the game started..
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 3:03 pm
by The Dark Elf
Soldier of Od wrote:"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"
PMSL! Hahahahahahahaha
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 11:45 am
by FatherMorpheus
I'll just leave this here...
"Tell us what we want to know or I'll Anal Fist you." said Andy, the Titan Juicer.
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:57 am
by ffranceschi
"It's like a family reunion but only with the people you like"...Hendrik, Kevin, Mark, Mad Mike, etc. It's the most used phrase of the Open House for describing it.
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 2:12 am
by Mr. Jays
During one of my games:
Soldier of Od, "How are you even a cop?"
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:24 am
by Hotrod
Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?
"Ok, guys, it's my personal mission to die gloriously in the next 90 minutes."
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:00 pm
by Alpha 11
Re: 2015 POH one liners
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:15 pm
by Jerell
Hotrod wrote:Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?
I know those moments will stick with me longer than any one liners I heard. It was just to hilarious. Thank Od I was there to witness it. I
still laugh thinking about it.