Funny Robotech Crossovers.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:06 pm

RT+Toyhammer or RT+Tinyhammer=FUN!

Toyhammer
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k-ToyHammer

Tinyhammer
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10011041/1/TinyHammer

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:16 pm

Sadly, if you were casting RT miniatures +WH40K minis, I'm afraid the greater variety of WH40K figures would carry the day, since the pilots of the Robotech mecha would be at the old WH40K EPIC scale(i.e., where individual soldiers are so small, it's easier to simply have an entire squad on one model baseplate so they're not accidentally inhaled or buried in a plush carpet).

And aboard the SDF-1, they'd be treated like alien intruders(although the image of Minmei or Lisa having a retinue of miniature Ork, Eldar, Tau, or Imperial Guard familiars could be amusing)

Neon Genesis Evangelion also had fun with the WH40K showing up, initially as toys, but providing a basis for a MAJOR world derail(Shinji essentially becoming the God-Emperor), the fun part of it being the figurines channeling the spirits of the WH40K characters(the Ork Warboz speaking to Rei Ayanami is particularly amusing).

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:22 pm

taalismn wrote:Sadly, if you were casting RT miniatures +WH40K minis, I'm afraid the greater variety of WH40K figures would carry the day, since the pilots of the Robotech mecha would be at the old WH40K EPIC scale(i.e., where individual soldiers are so small, it's easier to simply have an entire squad on one model baseplate so they're not accidentally inhaled or buried in a plush carpet).

And aboard the SDF-1, they'd be treated like alien intruders(although the image of Minmei or Lisa having a retinue of miniature Ork, Eldar, Tau, or Imperial Guard familiars could be amusing)

Neon Genesis Evangelion also had fun with the WH40K showing up, initially as toys, but providing a basis for a MAJOR world derail(Shinji essentially becoming the God-Emperor), the fun part of it being the figurines channeling the spirits of the WH40K characters(the Ork Warboz speaking to Rei Ayanami is particularly amusing).

That is true but this type of crossover could go a few ways.

1:The RT characters get mini'ed and show up on modren day Earth

Imagen the look on Kyron's face when he comes face to face with a normal sized human that is as tall as a skyscraper to him and the other non zent RT characters are the same size as him.

2:A bunch of mini WH40 characters end up in the RT-verce

3:A bunch of mini RT characters end up in the WH40 univerce.

4:Or an equal number of mini WH40 characters and RT characters end up on modren day earth.

Or you can have tons of RT fan made charcters as minis as well instead of cannon RT characters as minis, hell you could even have you RT game chacters as RT minis for that matter.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:28 pm

Lang: "So in here we-"
Adeptus Mechanicus: "You turn on the lights without the proper rituals of Appeasement of the Illumination Machine Spirits!? HERESY!!!!!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:30 pm

taalismn wrote:Lang: "So in here we-"
Adeptus Mechanicus: "You turn on the lights without the proper rituals of Appeasement of the Illumination Machine Spirits!? HERESY!!!!!"

Now you are getting the idea, better year have the RT&WH40k minis take up residence in a stoner's house. :mrgreen:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:32 pm

"Somehow I don't think I'll claim Rick's heart by charging his door screaming "WAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!'."
"Wearz red, then, you'lz go fasta."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:01 pm

taalismn wrote:"Somehow I don't think I'll claim Rick's heart by charging his door screaming "WAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!'."
"Wearz red, then, you'lz go fasta."

LOL

No but could you imagen the fun and games that could take place if an SOB, female eldar,, female dark eldar, female tau or even a damonette started showing an *intrest* in Rick for some s****s and giggle when it comes to romace.

Or better yet the Robotech Masters and Eldar in into a p****ing contest to see who is the biggest jerk due to their arrogence?

What about friendship between the ASC and the Imperial Guard not to mention all the cloak and dagger shenaigans to be had when the Adept-Mech tries their hand at swiping some robotechnogily?

or the race games that could be played out between the Imperiam and the UEDF over the zentraedi triolains invid and what not as the Imperiam see the non human alien races as " Fiilthy Xenos" or some of the Ad-Mech could see the Hyodnites as a pyshcal manfistation of the Omnisia(SP).

Or the Tau trying to subvert the UEDF, ASC, UEEF to the " Greater Good. "

Maybe Chaos see the RT characters as easy meat to corupt or not since the only race that seems to havpsionics is the Invid, a chaos corupted Regis/Regent?

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:42 pm

I can one up you guys: Meet the Emperor of Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:03 pm

I wonder how he'd react to the Chapter of Marines Annie founded?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:32 pm

Diibs on the Reasonable Marines(who have already shown up in the Crossover Thread)

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:14 pm

taalismn wrote:Diibs on the Reasonable Marines(who have already shown up in the Crossover Thread)

Dibs on the Dark Eldar girl scouts and the Robotech Masters.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:50 pm

Chronicler wrote:I can one up you guys: Meet the Emperor of Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

SRoss wrote:I wonder how he'd react to the Chapter of Marines Annie founded?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:16 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Diibs on the Reasonable Marines(who have already shown up in the Crossover Thread)

Dibs on the Dark Eldar girl scouts and the Robotech Masters.

Eldar Cookieworld?

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:35 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Diibs on the Reasonable Marines(who have already shown up in the Crossover Thread)

Dibs on the Dark Eldar girl scouts and the Robotech Masters.

Eldar Cookieworld?

And a *Dark Fudge* one at that. :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:16 pm

"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:57 pm

taalismn wrote:"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

"Mmmm .... chaotic cookies..." :fl:

"Slaanesh provided the cream filling." :demon:

"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:16 pm

Baked by the merry Plague Marines, too...

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:12 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

"Mmmm .... chaotic cookies..."

"Slaanesh provided the cream filling."

" "

Was it he or she?, either way it's a truly horrfiying thing to continplate.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:13 pm

taalismn wrote:Baked by the merry Plague Marines, too...

Sour Dough?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:35 pm

"You're still using depleted uranium rounds for slaying xenos? What, can't you manufacture sanctified diamond-tipped bolter rounds? You primitives!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:46 pm

taalismn wrote:"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

"Mmmm .... chaotic cookies..."

"Slaanesh provided the cream filling."

" "

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Come to Chaos, we have cookies!"

"Mmmm .... chaotic cookies..."

"Slaanesh provided the cream filling."

" "

Was it he or she?, either way it's a truly horrfiying thing to continplate.

Agree!

taalismn wrote:"You're still using depleted uranium rounds for slaying xenos? What, can't you manufacture sanctified diamond-tipped bolter rounds? You primitives!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:50 pm

Chronicler wrote:I can one up you guys: Meet the Emperor of Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

Nice, thanks for the laugh, I hope they continue the serise.

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:08 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Chronicler wrote:I can one up you guys: Meet the Emperor of Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

Nice, thanks for the laugh, I hope they continue the serise.

You saw all of them already? They are up to episode 16 and they are not stopping.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:43 pm

Of course, a major problem with using properly scaled WH40K characters in a real-scale Robotech world is that the size ratio is much greater than that between micronian and Zentraedi.

"Ah, excuse me, could we have some help from your Crisis Suits?"
"For the Greater Good, but of course! What is the situation?"
"The Giantesss Hayes got fed up with the Farseer and trapped her under a coffee cup. The Farseer is rather embarrassed she didn't see that one coming..."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:35 am

Chronicler wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Chronicler wrote:I can one up you guys: Meet the Emperor of Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

Nice, thanks for the laugh, I hope they continue the serise.

You saw all of them already? They are up to episode 16 and they are not stopping.

Yep I watched them all and this has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time, I can't wait to see what comes next after the april fools ep.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:43 am

taalismn wrote:Of course, a major problem with using properly scaled WH40K characters in a real-scale Robotech world is that the size ratio is much greater than that between micronian and Zentraedi.

"Ah, excuse me, could we have some help from your Crisis Suits?"
"For the Greater Good, but of course! What is the situation?"
"The Giantesss Hayes got fed up with the Farseer and trapped her under a coffee cup. The Farseer is rather embarrassed she didn't see that one coming..."

Hehehe I can just see what would happen when the chaos boys get in on the action.

T.R.Edwards:" You are saying I can have the power to go back in time and save myself from the Grand Cannon explosion? "

Chaos Sorrcer: " Of coruse but all power requers a small sacrafice, a mere triffiling really. "

T.R.Edwards: " What kind of a *Scrafice? * " he asked the small, garishly clad figure as he has the mental image of being whole and health once more.

Chaos Sorrcer: " Oh nothing really, just the blood of the one you hate the most. "

T.R.Edwards: " Rick!, yess I think we can made a deal. "

Chaos Sorrcer: " Just as planed. " :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:48 am

"Sacrifice?"
"Your testicles, to begin with."

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:40 am

You know with the situation the UEEF is in I can bet the Emperor of Man (one in the vids) would help out.

EoM: "So what you are saying is that not only have you been invaded not once, not twice, but three times leaving a dismal of a population, correct?"

Lisa: "That is correct."

EoM: "And now all that is left are ether military, rouge's, and mutants, correct?"

Lisa: "Yes :-(

"

EoM: "..... Wow and I thought we have it bad. And the Xenos?"

Lisa: "Funny thing is is that the people of Tirol are in fact human along with the Zentradie. And the Praxians are also human."

EoM: "....Weird. Do they look human?"

Lisa: "Here's a full report on our allies."

Custodian: "I'll hand that... WOW! Look at that one!"

EoM: "Let me see....... Are those Praxians?"

Lisa: "Yes?"

EoM: "<3 <3 <3 If only I had my young body back."

Lisa: "...."

EoM: "Alright, I can help. We can spare a few million to kick those toaster ovens."

Adaptus Mechanic: "*hisss* Did someone say *whezz* Toaster Ovens?"

EoM: "No, bad mechanic. Custodian spray him with water again."

Custodian: "Yes sir."

AM: "NOOOOOO! NOT THE WATER! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Rick: *As the madness begins* "Was this a good idea?"

Lisa: *sound of circuits fry* "I don't know

"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:40 pm

"You think the UEEF would have learned their lesson when the Emperor stuck them with the Immaculate Marines and the Sisters of Cle um Repentia?" :roll:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:09 pm

SRoss wrote:"You think the UEEF would have learned their lesson when the Emperor stuck them with the Immaculate Marines and the Sisters of Cle um Repentia?"

At lest he did not stick them with the Angry Marines.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:12 pm

Chronicler wrote:You know with the situation the UEEF is in I can bet the Emperor of Man (one in the vids) would help out.

EoM: "So what you are saying is that not only have you been invaded not once, not twice, but three times leaving a dismal of a population, correct?"

Lisa: "That is correct."

EoM: "And now all that is left are ether military, rouge's, and mutants, correct?"

Lisa: "Yes "

EoM: "..... Wow and I thought we have it bad. And the Xenos?"

Lisa: "Funny thing is is that the people of Tirol are in fact human along with the Zentradie. And the Praxians are also human."

EoM: "....Weird. Do they look human?"

Lisa: "Here's a full report on our allies."

Custodian: "I'll hand that... WOW! Look at that one!"

EoM: "Let me see....... Are those Praxians?"

Lisa: "Yes?"

EoM: "<3 <3 <3 If only I had my young body back."

Lisa: "...."

EoM: "Alright, I can help. We can spare a few million to kick those toaster ovens."

Adaptus Mechanic: "*hisss* Did someone say *whezz* Toaster Ovens?"

EoM: "No, bad mechanic. Custodian spray him with water again."

Custodian: "Yes sir."

AM: "NOOOOOO! NOT THE WATER! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Rick: *As the madness begins* "Was this a good idea?"

Lisa: *sound of circuits fry* "I don't know "

Let's not forget thet that Imperium would get a massive tech boost from the UEDF/ASC/UEEF if an allince was from between two of them.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:13 pm

taalismn wrote:"Sacrifice?"
"Your testicles, to begin with."

Or get's turned into chaos spawn for trying to sacrifce minmei to the dark gods.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:16 pm

Let's not forget what would happen if a Praxians and a female eldar farseer got into a drinking contest at the local strip club with male and female strippers.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:58 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:Let's not forget what would happen if a Praxians and a female eldar farseer got into a drinking contest at the local strip club with male and female strippers.

And the Inebriated Marines crash the joint.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:09 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Let's not forget what would happen if a Praxians and a female eldar farseer got into a drinking contest at the local strip club with male and female strippers.

And the Inebriated Marines crash the joint.

True then the *Real Fun* begins

You know I think Annie is the RT's version of Cultist-Chan.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:13 pm

Annie Cultists. There's a horrifying thought.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:34 pm

taalismn wrote:Annie Cultists. There's a horrifying thought.

Not as bad as Annies Of Battle. :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:05 pm

This descends into a mass-bondage scene when they run into the Hello Kitty Sisters, does it not?

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:31 pm

taalismn wrote:This descends into a mass-bondage scene when they run into the Hello Kitty Sisters, does it not?

Which gives the old Imperial saying " *****whiped by Slanissh. " a whole new and truely horrifying meaning.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:02 pm

Sisters Repentia: "WHY CAN'T WE GET SOME OF THAT?!"
"Not cute enough."
"Oh poo!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:05 pm

taalismn wrote:Sisters Repentia: "WHY CAN'T WE GET SOME OF THAT?!"
"Not cute enough."
"Oh poo!"

Heh! and just for the fun of it all cultists deicated to the Prince of pleasure and pain spikes the sister's water suplies with a powerful chaos aphodisac that ramps up the sister's lust to hellish leaves but leaving them unable to acheive any kid of *relase* :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:38 pm

"we'd like to talk to whoever stacked up all of our Land Raiders in a jenga tower!"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:31 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sisters Repentia: "WHY CAN'T WE GET SOME OF THAT?!"
"Not cute enough."
"Oh poo!"

Heh! and just for the fun of it all cultists deicated to the Prince of pleasure and pain spikes the sister's water suplies with a powerful chaos aphodisac that ramps up the sister's lust to hellish leaves but leaving them unable to acheive any kid of *relase*

Okay even orcs would cring at that. :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:36 pm

Considering WH40K orks are essentially a form of fungus, that's saying something.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:18 pm

taalismn wrote:Considering WH40K orks are essentially a form of fungus, that's saying something.

Well considering that Orks are neither male or female but still have passions of a sort it's no wonder why they go WAAAGH! over pretty much anything.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:45 pm

Like very violent lemmings...

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:23 pm

taalismn wrote:Like very violent lemmings...

That have opsable thumbs and stand upright and understad the basics about the production of firearms and explosives.

Basicly my primary school mates.

Hmm Monument City Primary School#666

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:13 am

"Okay, what was that racket las-HOLY FLAMING HELLS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY -FRIDGE-!!!???"
"You really should clean out the refrigerator, Mister Giant! The potato salad went over to Chaos last night and we were forced to take action! "
"..I've gotta set down some ground rules about the use of Volcano Cannons in my kitchen..."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:19 am

taalismn wrote:"Okay, what was that racket las-HOLY FLAMING HELLS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY -FRIDGE-!!!???"
"You really should clean out the refrigerator, Mister Giant! The potato salad went over to Chaos last night and we were forced to take action! "
"..I've gotta set down some ground rules about the use of Volcano Cannons in my kitchen..."

And the mini SOBs decied that Mr.Giant's kitchen now needed a *women's touch* when it came to redocrating said kicthen.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:29 am

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, what was that racket las-HOLY FLAMING HELLS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY -FRIDGE-!!!???"
"You really should clean out the refrigerator, Mister Giant! The potato salad went over to Chaos last night and we were forced to take action! "
"..I've gotta set down some ground rules about the use of Volcano Cannons in my kitchen..."

And the mini SOBs decied that Mr.Giant's kitchen now needed a *women's touch* when it came to redocrating said kicthen.

Swab it all down with promethium?