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What do you do when you encounter a fluffy white rabbit running around in dungeon/cave where you have encountered werewolves, ratlings, and 40+ mites? Oh, and it's sitting up on it's hind legs, on the cushion of a throne, front paws together.

Leave it the ..... alone and got the other way. Because that is a sure sign the GM just watched MPQftHG.

Or, worse...Bunnicula: The Vampire Rabbit. But, no...

The PCs were 2 rangers, a mind mage, a wizard, and a magically mutated bookwyrm dragon that used to a familiar.

Start burning oil soaked rags to hopefully negate the wolvies nose.
Use the secret move on the rabbit, I apply rosemarie, tomato, onion, green pepper a little white wine let simmer for thirty minutes and add a dash of hot sauce.
The rabbit is now done.

Does it have huge pointy teeth?

1...2...5
3 sir, 3

Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade.

His Dudeness wrote:Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade.

"But look at the bones!!!"

zyanitevp wrote:Does it have huge pointy teeth?

No, well, not "huge". You guestamate the rabbit's about 1' tall, and about 6lbs from look.

pblackcrow wrote:Or, worse...Bunnicula: The Vampire Rabbit. But, no...

Making me wonder if Pleasure Bunnies can become Secondary Vampires or Wampyrs or Strigoi now.

Tor wrote:

pblackcrow wrote:Or, worse...Bunnicula: The Vampire Rabbit. But, no...

Making me wonder if Pleasure Bunnies can become Secondary Vampires or Wampyrs or Strigoi now.

SDC, mortal, bipedal race with no supernatural abilities?
*check*
Vampire Bunny (or other mutant animal) inbound

hummm...have the mindmage and wizard both do see aura, FROM THE DOORWAY if they can, to see if it is a dragon, a regular bunny (which I seriously doubt...I know you too well Shannon), or what. if it is, see if it has an enchantment on it, or what. I would also have the mindmage do group mind block. um, let the dragon poke its head in and have a look around, and the rangers uses detect ambush from the door. I assume the bookwyrm can can fly, right? reason I ask is I remember that someone had a wingless one that couldn't fly that the GM modeled its attitude after Mushu from Mulan.

Ectomorphs from Psyscape can be toilets and bunnies, I think. I would hate to think what could happen if they changed at the wrong time.

Very good...Ftoywdk, See aura doesn't show you the true shape in my game, but gives you a shadowy form of what it is you're viewing. HOWEVER, this has no shadowy form. At least 8th level. The presence of magic is there. The presence of psy ability is there. The PPE base of this bunny is high! No possessing entities. No illnesses. And no again on the ambush. Dragon reports several racks of spears on the walls by the door and gold coloured suits of armour on the left and silver coloured statue on the right both are facing the the throne. Both look to be in recesses in the wall, and dwarven sized suits.

Very good...Ftoywdk, See aura doesn't show you the true shape in my game, but gives you a shadowy form of what it is you're viewing. HOWEVER, this has no shadowy form. At least 8th level. The presence of magic is there. The presence of psy ability is there. The PPE base of this bunny is high! No possessing entities. No illnesses. And no again on the ambush. Dragon reports several racks of spears on the walls by the door and gold coloured suits of armour on the left and silver coloured statue on the right both are facing the the throne. Both look to be in recesses in the wall, and dwarven sized suits.

Hummm...interesting. describe the room. and can you describe the throne, is it man sized or does it look to be bunny sized? have my wizard do x-ray vision, if he has it, and go in and look at the armor. the gold colored one first. and before you ask, yes, I see keep see aura on while I do it this.

I take it, the players didn't do this?

The room was circular, 50' wide, 15' high, until you get to the dome which is adds another 7.5'. With slim ivory coloured doric columns going around the wall in 7 spots, placed perfectly with each one has a crystals that radiating magic in the center. Dome ceiling with a septagon, inside it is 2 septagrams, (looks like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... agrams.svg) there is a glowing ball in the center...The alcoves would be at 7:00 and 5:00, the doors at 6:00. The 2 columns beside the doors block them from view. The floor is blue light marble, like your brothers counter tops, you see the same pattern on the floor. The throne is in the center, it looks like it's actually meant for someone of dwarven size, made out of stonewood. There is the same pattern on the back, but with an indentation in the middle of it where something has been taken. The armour does have magical properties, and stand 6'5". But you wished to see inside...At least that is how I interpreted it. You see a carved, wooden manikin with 2 green stone for eyes, and the same pattern over the left breast. Same with the silver only it has 2 blue stones for eyes. Oh, and the wood is stone wood, though they have been smeared in blood so it's sorta hard to tell grain patterns, and yes both radiate magic.

No, they didn't.

By the way, the rabbit says, "Hey dumb***, how about introducing yourself."

as I turn around to face the rabbit, I negate both spells. I will look at the rabbit oddly...and say, "you can speak?!...uh, hello. I'm Lin. (I guess...What is the name of the wizard?)"

"i'm Bun-Bun".
About that time, a ferret comes out from under the throne, and "And I'm"
Bun-Bun: "Annoying."
Kiki: "No. Kiki, the Magnificent."

oh my god, TELL ME THEY DIDN'T ATTACK BUNBUN! Surely they knew better.

LOL. No, far worse...The ranger attacked Kiki, and in one kick nearly killed him. And no one saw the switch blade coming as Bun-Bun, the level 15, master assassin, activated his invis: simple charm, and went to town on them! No one is allowed to messes with Kiki except for Bun-Bun!

For those of you who don't know, Bun-Bun and Kiki are part of an online comic strip called Sluggy Freelance. www.sluggy.com. It is seriously funny!

LOL!!! LOVE IT!!!

"Sluggy Unlimited" would be a sourcebook for HU I would be interested in getting.