So I was running a Phase World game tonight when the players were discussing how they could stop an enemy ship, when one of them suggests Space Herpies...
Under the Pain of Death I would Stand Alone Against an Army of Darkness And Horrors Unknown
Fair warning: I consider being called a munchkin a highly offensive slur and do report people when they err in doing so.
'Reality is very disappointing.' - Jonathan Switcher from Mannequin
It's 'canon', not 'cannon'. A cannon is a big gun like on pirate ships, canon is what you mean when referring to something as being contained within one of the books such as how many dice to roll for a stat.
Nightmask wrote:Looks like one of them's watched Ice Pirates.
Yep, that was the movie that was mentioned!
On the obscure end, probably a B movie at best, but got plenty of great moments for humor and tragedy, the only problem of course the basic premise since apparently acquiring some of the gigatons of water that's in space never occurred to anyone. But to be fair a lot of science-fiction has revolved around aliens inexplicably being unable to do the same and attacking earth for water.
Fair warning: I consider being called a munchkin a highly offensive slur and do report people when they err in doing so.
'Reality is very disappointing.' - Jonathan Switcher from Mannequin
It's 'canon', not 'cannon'. A cannon is a big gun like on pirate ships, canon is what you mean when referring to something as being contained within one of the books such as how many dice to roll for a stat.
On the obscure end, probably a B movie at best, but got plenty of great moments for humor and tragedy, the only problem of course the basic premise since apparently acquiring some of the gigatons of water that's in space never occurred to anyone. But to be fair a lot of science-fiction has revolved around aliens inexplicably being unable to do the same and attacking earth for water.
"Guys, there's a whole moon called Europa that has more water than Earth. We're not doing anything with it. Why don't you go over there and leave US alone?" <<"Because the Europans would kick our asses.">>
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Nightmask wrote:Looks like one of them's watched Ice Pirates.
Yep, that was the movie that was mentioned!
On the obscure end, probably a B movie at best, but got plenty of great moments for humor and tragedy, the only problem of course the basic premise since apparently acquiring some of the gigatons of water that's in space never occurred to anyone. But to be fair a lot of science-fiction has revolved around aliens inexplicably being unable to do the same and attacking earth for water.
The only thing dumber than attacking the Earth for water is... attacking the Earth when you're allergic to water.
Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek (1966), once jokingly said that Ice Pirates "was singularly responsible for bringing back the death penalty to California."
Veni Vidi Vici Una Salus Victis Nullam Sperare Salutem Sic vis pacem, Para bellum Audentes fortuna iuvat O Tolmon Nika Oderint Dum Metuant
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
SolCannibal wrote:Would the Space Harpies side with Hades or Dyvval in Dimensional Outbreak?
Equal opportunity annoyer and inconveniencer.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
kennethk wrote:I will be honest, I thought this thread was about how to incorporate space STDs into Rifts.
Stupid Thematic Devices?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Personally I'd walk away. It's pretty bad....only the fact that it makes some aside effort at self-conscious humor keeps it from sinking to the same levels as, say, Star Crash....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
YES, watch it. Then watch it again & mock every second of it. It's so horribly bad it has it's charms. Does anyone know if it ever go the MST3K/RiffTrax treatment?
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
'Plan 9' was done by a guy who KNEW he created over-the-top bad movies. He was the Florence Foster Jenkins of cinema. His past record gave his movies a sort of train-wreck attraction.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Pepsi Jedi wrote:Plan 9 is so awesomely bad, as to be good. It's.... breathtaking in how horrible it is. A true masterpiece.
MADE for an evening of MST3k'ing with ftriends.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"