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Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:15 pm
by ShadowHawk
"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:04 pm
by Hell knight
lol or the party mange's to unleash a greater demon , who introduces him self as lord such and such . and the mage goes wow your mother must of hated you that is a silly name . And just a lord i was expecting some one more grand , you want to leave and get some one more important . the look on the rest of the party's face was priceless.

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:39 pm
by BookWyrm
"Oopsie...."

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:34 am
by kiralon
What do you mean you don't have levitate

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 5:02 pm
by The Beast
Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 11:55 am
by BookWyrm
"This is NOT my fault.....*this* time...."

"Damn, packed for the wrong spell....*again*...."

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 3:21 pm
by Fenris2020
ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."



Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 4:12 pm
by The Beast
And now that I've completed the hex
Open the portal to dimension... Hey where are we going again?

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 8:50 pm
by kiralon
Fenris2020 wrote:
ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."



Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.

I just made a level 4 version called explosive fireball.
Also did lightning bolt to add to call lightning.

Also
Trust me im the mage, empirical evidence shows it's a cliff of feather fall.
Steps off cliff edge
floats down

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 11:28 am
by Fenris2020
"We're going to enter a dimension of pure Chaos."
"I have such wonderful sights to show you."
"Time to play."
"Shall we begin?"

Re: Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:14 am
by Borast
ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."


Ah...firedamp...such a wonderful thing! :lol:

So, did no one think to bring a caged canary into the sewers?