Funniest Game Quotes

[Nekira Sudacne]

teh very game where I was introduced to palladiums stats, I asked what PS stood for. they made a dirty joke, and spent the next half hour desiding on vulger things that

PS
PP
PE
PB
IQ
ME
MA
PPE
ISP
SDC
MDC
CS
ect, all ment while I had to read teh book to get teh real answers

but they turned out to be a good group, if a little sick

[Slag]

"I attack the Darkness!"

Seriously!

Mattbaby unwittingly uttered it when DarklordDC threw Chernobog, Russian God of living darkness at us!

[Esckey]

Player:"My guy is gonna give him a warning shot"
GM:"Course ya know if you roll a one I'm gonna have you shoot him in the back"
Player:*Rolls and gets a one* "F***"

[Uncle Servo]

I remember one of my old HU characters rolling the super ability of Extraordinary Physical Prowess and then shouting "I HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY P.P.!!!"

I've also heard "I'm going to fire my mini-missile at the head of the robot holding the baby..."

[Nekira Sudacne]

Here's one from high school with me as GM:

GM: Since your PC has a 17 I.Q., I'll just tell you that you notice that the hooker has a big Adam's Apple.

Player: That's OK, as long as she's hot!



Alz

*snicker*nothinh wrong *snicker* with that *snicker* it's justa game *Snicker. . . louder. . .lourder. . .louder. . .*

ROFLMAO

[Borast]

“How did your P.P get so big?”

or

"Can I see your P.P please?"

So far I've been lucky and no players have jumped on the chance to be an ass. <Ziiiiip> 'There ya go!"

Response...Ok...when are you going to pull it out? (Or, the ever popular - "Someone wanna get me my microscope? <Insert Name> wanted me to see something!" (or variations thereon...))

[Prince Cherico]

I dont care if shes really a guy I paid 500 credits and im geting my
damn moneys worth- Lucas Michals crazy

Its not a dress its a kilt and yes it does make me feel pretty- lucas michals crazy

In order to get information we need to suduce a colition general Jenny
this is where you come in I need to borrow your naughty school girl
uniform- lucas michals crazy

[ApocalypseZero]

Situation:
Group is meeting for the first time in a Spacetown Bar(Phase World 2-B). One of the players is a rogue Invincible Guardsman and enters the bar ducking away from a group of Guardsman looking for him. A small skirmish ensues. The Shifter with a wicked little staff (It has the Chinese Greater Dog Demon trapped in Pearl form attached to it, powerful both positively and negatively) decides whether or not to use the Meteor spell on the bar.

Quote:
Shifter (OOC): "I am thinking about using Meteor. How would that work indoors? Just magically appear probably. (looks up the info on Meteor and rambles out the blast radius, something like 100 ft I think) Hmm......How big is the bar again?"


Seemed funny at the time. I guess it was the atmosphere and the sudden amazement when he read the spell discription and looking down at the drawing with a mere 50 ft on it.

[Uncle Servo]

I can't imagine how this slipped under my radar so long...

Kittenstomp's PC in my Loralton HU pbem is "Amorph" a 7-year-old in the body of an adult. Only problem is he has APS: Putty and can't revert to human form (at least, not anytime soon... ).

Anway, after csyphrett's PC started quizzing Amorph about his bio-clay form, he responded with this little gem:

Turning briefly into soft form, Amorph grabbed his left arm by the shoulder and pulled it off, reattatching it to the center of his chest. Moving both his arms now, Amorph grinned mischeviously. "My teachers always told me not to play with myself in public." He then burst out laughing and barely kept himself in his own chair.

[Crackpot Jones]

I'm lucky to have a smart alecki Character (Ex-Juicer Turned Forge Thingie) who gets nifty lines like:

"I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. I'm your inevtiable doom."

Or, the quintessential line (as This ex-juicer has a hockey obsession)

*Demon appears from portal* "Death!" *it screams*

"Doom!" *Retorts Vago, the character, after having delivered his aforementioned line to the ether*

*Some battling ensues, as the MDC Character attempts to distract said demon from his teammates. Then* "Another round, Death? Well... not really death. Everyone knows, Death wears a hockey mask."

Which makes it even funnier because, from the very beginning, I've wanted "Death Wears a Hockey Mask" painted on the hockey-obsessed character's armour.

Or, now that I think of it (He gets all the good lines I never have in Real life, so he gets a lot)
The same team, with the same Ex-Juicer elf, arrive on Wormwood for the first time, and encounter Wormwood Demons for the first time.
"Who do you serve" A demon of the pair of baddies asked threateningly.

"Well, Table 8, they're just finishing coffee, and Table six of there, but I don't think they're big tippers" Came my character's glib reply.

There was stunned silence in the game (it was online, no response from anyone for about 5 or tens minutes)... and the only recoverry from it was the GM having the two demons look at each other confused.

Like I said, every cool line I never get to have in real life.

[Uncle Servo]

Unspoken moments, however, include the look on players' faces when the lasae snuck up and duct-taped a frag grenade to Phalanx's butt. I wish I had a camera.

It's moments like those that prompted me to suggest one of your big writing projects be a novelization of your Rifts campaign... and God help us all if any of it ever makes part of a Rifts movie sequel.

And Renegade, I award bonus XPs based on how much a player can make me laugh. I call it the 'crack up the GM award.' Based on just what's in your post alone, you'd have leveled up in one of my games.

[Crackpot Jones]

And Renegade, I award bonus XPs based on how much a player can make me laugh. I call it the 'crack up the GM award.' Based on just what's in your post alone, you'd have leveled up in one of my games.

Woot!!

[Fagilicious]

Our funniest moment....

We were captured by a group of bandits who had been hunting us for weeks and brought directly to see the leader(Unarmed and unshackled). There was some sort of misunderstanding that lead the whole fiasco to take place(I don't remember specifics) and the leader was questioning us before we were to be executed.

Leader:I want the truth!

Me(A fifth level leyline walker):And you will have it!

I flourished dramatically to the room full of armed bandits.

Me:The truth is behind this door.

I then proceeded to open the door and book it. Leaving behind my party.

[Trollhunter]

My character's seem to be in the habit of getting shot in the head, doesn't matter what game it is...

[SkyeFyre]

lol... I like that one... smooth delivery

[King Chopper]

I was playing a Headhunter in a game a few years back. My PC was, shall we say, VERY much the ladies man and seemed to get a new girl every night (the P.B. of 24 he had didn’t hurt.) Well after about four, five weeks of game time he started feeling sick, so he went to see the town doc. After a few tests the doc comes back to the room:

PC (me): Well doc, what’s up?
Doc (Gm): Well, let’s just say it would be easier to tell you what SDT you DON’T have.