randomer item table

[Kelorin]

3 - A CS Deadboy action figure (still mint in package!)

[Killer Cyborg]

4. A copy of the game Rifts.

[Danger]

Lucky Number 7. Battered Black Leather Jacket, Female size SM

[Killer Cyborg]

9. A Twinkie.

[Killer Cyborg]

11) a yo-yo string.

[Rimmerdal]

13- a video cassette of the "Dirty Dozen" (Beta), perfect condition

[Killer Cyborg]

22. A pear tree.
23. A pear tree with a partridge nesting in it.

[Zer0 Kay]

34. A size four black dress that Doesen't seem to fit ANYONE correctly after trying it on people who are to large for it become depressed those too small become hostile.

35. A box that depicts a scantly clad female that has personal massager printed on it. (What it's for my neck )

36. A battery charger with a car AC adapter.

37. A Beta player (as in predecessor of VHS not some mummified guy who gets Beta versions of games )

[Mech-Viper Prime]

38. air america bumper sticker

[Kelorin]

39 - A number 4 socket wrench
40 - A standard PS/2 keyboard with the 's' key missing
41 - A can of tomato soup (maybe edible, maybe not)
42 - A slightly damaged fire control circuit from a CV-212 rifle
43 - A 'hula girl' coconut bra (adjustible to fit standard sizes)

[Scrud]

44. a 2 left shoes

[Mech-Viper Prime]

45. half eaten peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich in a tuperware container

[Killer Cyborg]

46. God.

[Kagashi]

47. An N-Gage phone/game system, still wrapped and a sticker that says "Clearance"
48. A store sign, hand written. "Buy N-Gage and get a box of Rifts CCG for free".

[Spectre]

59: Full Bottle of Jack Daniels
60: WD-40 and a lighter
61: Duct Tape
62: Vice Grips (full set)
63: Shotgun
64:coon dog
65: old man and rocker

[Kagashi]

59: Full Bottle of Jack Daniels
60: WD-40 and a lighter
61: Duct Tape
62: Vice Grips (full set)
63: Shotgun
64:coon dog
65: old man and rocker

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are the Coon dog and the Old Man still alive?

[Zer0 Kay]

66. Twilight Zone episode with the Old guy and the Coon Dog that die and are walking a trail and the Dog keep the old dude from going into Hell.

66.6 The Antichrist (brought to you by Daytrippr )

66.7 The Neighbor of the Beast (brought to yo by some T-shirt I saw a long time ago)

67. A copy Old Yeller

68. The whole duotrillogy of Star Wars the collectors set DVD

69. Debby does the CS... sorry had to do it because of the number

70. A copy of the plans for Ronald Regan's Star Wars

71. A copy of the plans for... a Booby?... no the Sphere of Fear... or Planet Death... the Killing Ball... Death Moon... Giant Hurtball... The Deathticle

[Spectre]

are the Coon dog and the Old Man still alive?

its up to the Gm, alive or zombified it does not matter

[Kelorin]

76 - A cryogenic suspension tube connected to a portable nuclear generator. (Who's inside?)
77 - An inflatable portable shelter / tent
78 - An electronic keycard with the number 'A5 Primary' printed on it in red letters.
79 - A crate of various fluid canisters (robot joint lubricant, rubber sealant, paint, hardener, etc.)
80 - An crystalline data storage device containing a dormant, intelligent AI system.

[Zer0 Kay]

I was gonna put 'The Antichrist' for #66...

72: 1 slinky ( metal)
73: 1 rubber super ball
74: 1 container: silly putty. Still Pliable.
75: 1 AOL CD with 1150 free hours ( makes a great coaster)

#75 or a great mobile if you collect enough of them and stick them in the microwave for a second so that when it hangs it catches light in interesting ways.

[glitterboy2098]

#76: One Cool Thing this small ball shaped item has a multitude of gadgets and features, like some pointless swiss army...thingy. but as best you can figure, it doesn't actually do anything. but hey, its Cool!

[Scooter the Outlaw]

#81: Battered and sun-faded poster from the movie 'Double Team', starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. The poster is the double-sided one with both taglines.

When help up to a light, there is a map that appears... which leads the group to a location hidden somewhere in the American wasteland; a destroyed movie store where a laserdisc copy of Double Team is the only surviving artifact.

[Kagashi]

82: A large cardboard cut out of one of the American Empire's former Presidents. (GM pick which one).
83: A Super-Veritech, unscratched (no more Protoculture, but has full complament of missiles and the GU-11 is completly loaded).
84: A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".
85: Marsellus Wallace's brief case. Inside is....
86: A carton of Red Apples cigarettes
87: A Hitori Honzo katana. Considered to be a lesser rune sword that deal 5D6 MD / strike.

[Shorty Lickens]

88: A realdoll from realdoll.com.
Model 7, Leah.

[BroKe]

89:Issue #1 of Captain Marvel

[glitterboy2098]

84: A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".

"Don" wore purple. red was "Raph"

[Killer Cyborg]

91. Cigarette butts (1d20)

[Zer0 Kay]

#76: One Cool Thing this small ball shaped item has a multitude of gadgets and features, like some pointless swiss army...thingy. but as best you can figure, it doesn't actually do anything. but hey, its Cool!

Is it a metallic ball thingy?

Now quick somone compile the list .

[Zer0 Kay]

Duh duh duh duh duh duuuuuuh. It's complete.

So copying this. Time to start Randomer table mark 2 or would it be the Randomerer table.

[Zer0 Kay]

Thanks Zer0 Kay for the 66.6

No prob

[RainOfSteel]

101: Colt 1908 .380 w/Black Stock and inlaid with 4 Ivory Stars on the right grip. Surprisingly good condition.







(With three dice, the table goes from 1-1000 . . . )

[Kagashi]

84: A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".

"Don" wore purple. red was "Raph"

Haha, you are SOOOOO Archie Comics.

In the original (Eastman and Laird), they all wore red.

[Danger]

3. 15 Gallons of Latex Exterior Paint (Brand New, Unopened) in the following colors: 5 Gallons of Cobalt Blue, 5 Gallons of Fire Engine Red, 5 Gallons of Forest Green.

4. 5 Gallons of Wood Stain (Brand New, Unopened)

5. Set of Exterior Paint Brushes, 2 Broad, 2 Trim (Brand New)

6. 3 Paint Rollers (Includes 3 extra Roller Pads Each) with accompanying Paint Trays (Unused and Wrapped in Plastic)

7. High Performance Paint Sprayer, Includes 2-Wheeled Cart for Mobility (Ratings: .33 gallons per minute (GPM), 3000 PSI) (Looks Brand New)

8. 36' Fiberglass Extension Ladder - Extra Heavy Duty; Max Weight 300 lbs. (Looks Almost New, Slight Scuff Marks on the Rungs)

9. 4 Pair of Safety Glasses made of Heavy Duty Plastic. (Brand New, Still in Box)

10. 1 Box of 50 Pairs of Disposable Latex Gloves (Slight Water Damage to the Box, FDA Approved)

I could go on (cause I'm on a roll), but I'd better stop and let someone else post.

[Danger]

I wanted to include paint on the list, and found a Sherwin-Williams website. Got the idea for most of the other equipment from browsing the page.

The idea for the disposable gloves comes from our current New West campaign.

[Danger]

ahhhhh. I put a few things on there as a result of the 'request/order' of painting something for 'someone else.'

Disposable gloves? No prints

18: 1 copy: CSI computer game on mini disk
19: 1d20 packets iodized salt.
20: I package Vanilla Incense sticks. ( which comes 20 to a package ...)

No prob. It was groovy seeing someone build onto my idea.

We found a box of disposable gloves in a collapsed hospital and sold them to a local clinic in our New West game. Not a bad idea though.

[Zer0 Kay]

84: A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".

"Don" wore purple. red was "Raph"

Haha, you are SOOOOO Archie Comics.

In the original (Eastman and Laird), they all wore red.

Wow now your in the WAY back machine. That would be the beer drinking ones wouldn't it?

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey we should do a new rule. Everyone is allowed to post a max of two consecutive numbers. The first must be built on/derived from the previous posts last idea, and your last idea needs to be completely new, kind of like word association game

[Zer0 Kay]

31. A wooden cucumber... I think that's what it is
32. A Exo-Squad (toy) with removable power pack. "Why doesn't this damn thing work??

[Danger]

Hey we should do a new rule. Everyone is allowed to post a max of two consecutive numbers. The first must be built on/derived from the previous posts last idea, and your last idea needs to be completely new, kind of like word association game

Good idea.

Sorry to be a numbers hog, I just got on a roll with my last post.

[Rimmerdal]

35. 2 pound boxing gloves (1d4 pairs)
36. Rock'em Sock'em Robots game (Mint condition, orignal packaging)

[Kagashi]

84: A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".

"Don" wore purple. red was "Raph"

Haha, you are SOOOOO Archie Comics.

In the original (Eastman and Laird), they all wore red.

Wow now your in the WAY back machine. That would be the beer drinking ones wouldn't it?

Yep, they even cussed and I dont even think they ate pizza. It was great. This was the Turtles Palladium covered, not the cartoon that became a crappy move with Vanilla Ice's second known song...

[Kagashi]

37. A mini disk. "UFC 205, Samrock vs. Ortiz part 27--Will Ken ever learn he is old?"
38. A book on the US-Mexican War (with pictures).

[R Ditto]

43: A taped shut plastic box, in it is an X Game Station 9 gaming console in working condition, all attachment, 4 controllers, a pair of 2 gigabyte memory cards, and 3D6+6 games in good condition.
44: NEMA Action Figure Collection, Set One, includes 8 figures, including a Silver Eagle SAMAS and a Chromium Guardsmen, the Packaging intact, everything is mint. On the box is a red label in the upper right corner sating "As seen on TV!" along with "Coming Soon! Sets Two and Three!" And a big red label "Mega-Mart Christmas 2098 Super Sale! 50% Off Until New Years!". Back of box shows assorted figures and vehicles/robots of the series that are "Sold Separately".

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey we should do a new rule. Everyone is allowed to post a max of two consecutive numbers. The first must be built on/derived from the previous posts last idea, and your last idea needs to be completely new, kind of like word association game

Good idea.

Sorry to be a numbers hog, I just got on a roll with my last post.

Hey when your on a roll... But now it'll be even more entertaining because you'll put one up your forced to put up one you want then anxiously awaiting the next person to post to get out your next one . It's also interesting to see how fellow posters associate stuff

[Zer0 Kay]

43: A taped shut plastic box, in it is an X Game Station 9 gaming console in working condition, all attachment, 4 controllers, a pair of 2 gigabyte memory cards, and 3D6+6 games in good condition.
44: NEMA Action Figure Collection, Set One, includes 8 figures, including a Silver Eagle SAMAS and a Chromium Guardsmen, the Packaging intact, everything is mint. On the box is a red label in the upper right corner sating "As seen on TV!" along with "Coming Soon! Sets Two and Three!" And a big red label "Mega-Mart Christmas 2098 Super Sale! 50% Off Until New Years!". Back of box shows assorted figures and vehicles/robots of the series that are "Sold Separately".

44 you forget about COLLECT THEM ALL!

[Zer0 Kay]

49) Bas Rutten's Big Book of Combat
50) Worn out MT 10oz Gloves, leather
51) Supermario Sunshine, complete in case.
52) Box of magnum-sized condoms
53) Box of "snug fit" condoms
54) Box of broken lightbulbs
55) A partial bolt of denim (8 yards left)
56) A children's drawing of a clown.
57) An unused copy of Rifts: Scotland (to be released in 1996)

58 ) A mint collectors copy of Mechanoid Space. No release or copy right date. When someone trys to pick it up it evaporates.
59 ) One Macistan in two body bags with a note that says "maybe he'll understand TWO now."

[Spectre]

62: Three remote controls to nothing you own.
63: A bonsen tree

[Zer0 Kay]

60: 1 Picture of Zer0 Kay in a compromising position
61: 1 Remote control ( universal) Rune device. Powers: Chronomancy at 10th level efficiency. Cursed: Needs archaic AAA batteries which are no longer manufactured.

nice one

[Zer0 Kay]

64:UPS uniform
65:A Blank Rubixs cube
67:Fallout 2 Disc in ment condition

68:Dvd of Rocky Horrer PIcture show
69:A Playboy with only the articals left in it
70:A talking Teddy Ruckspin
71:A Box of Rice Crispy Treats
72:A Bottle of Jim Beam
73:A tarot deck box with 3cards in it the World,the Tower,and Magican
74:A priced maniken head
75:A Laser disc of TankGirl

76: A Female Robot with tank treads for legs.
78: An Idiots guide to deductive reasoning and reading comprehension.

[Cinos]

81: Pack of Lucky Strikes