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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:00 pm**

I forget. Are they a race that can reproduce, just a bunch of lifelike super golems, or does it ever really say?

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:56 pm**

they are alive...

and it doesn't say that they can't...

so dim the lights, lie down by the magical fire, and grow to giant size, if ya' know what I mean. It's time to make sweet Holy Terror love.

Ohhhh, baby....

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:50 pm**

Braden, GMPhD wrote:they are alive...

and it doesn't say that they can't...

so dim the lights, lie down by the magical fire, and grow to giant size, if ya' know what I mean. It's time to make sweet Holy Terror love.

Ohhhh, baby....

So much for that skittles commercial being the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:16 pm**

Braden, GMPhD wrote:they are alive...

and it doesn't say that they can't...

so dim the lights, lie down by the magical fire, and grow to giant size, if ya' know what I mean. It's time to make sweet Holy Terror love.

Ohhhh, baby....

Oh man I just about fell on the floor and for some reason I had the voice of Chef (Isac Hays - sp?) in my head.

Carl

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:47 pm**

Carl Gleba wrote:
Braden, GMPhD wrote:they are alive...

and it doesn't say that they can't...

so dim the lights, lie down by the magical fire, and grow to giant size, if ya' know what I mean. It's time to make sweet Holy Terror love.

Ohhhh, baby....

Oh man I just about fell on the floor and for some reason I had the voice of Chef (Isac Hays - sp?) in my head.

Carl

All twisted minds think alike

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:55 pm**

DhAkael wrote:
Carl Gleba wrote:
Braden, GMPhD wrote:they are alive...

and it doesn't say that they can't...

so dim the lights, lie down by the magical fire, and grow to giant size, if ya' know what I mean. It's time to make sweet Holy Terror love.

Ohhhh, baby....

Oh man I just about fell on the floor and for some reason I had the voice of Chef (Isac Hays - sp?) in my head.

Carl

All twisted minds think alike

Yes we do...now children let me sing you a song about xoxo... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:51 am**

"Hello, children"

"Hi. Chef"

"How's it goin'?"

"Bad."

"Why bad?"

"Cause the minions of the Unholy are ravaging the land, and there aren't enough Holy Terrors to stop them."

"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. This is the season when all the Holy Terrors find special friends, and enter into a special relationship with each other. Let me sing you a song..."

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:46 am**

This is why Templars learned early on not to model their armor after Holy Terrors.

"Sir Thomas, why are you walking so strangely?"

"Shut up, I don't want to talk about it."

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:23 am**

darkmax wrote:Man! You guys can turn a small innocent thing into a real XXX special.

The scary part is, these are the guys who do, did, or want to write for Palladium too.

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:54 am**

darkmax wrote:Man! You guys can turn a small innocent thing into a real XXX special.

Call it a gift ...

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:47 am**

---> This thread

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:46 am**

You must now change your board name to Bonerkill

It's funny as hell.

Posted: **Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:12 am**

yeah. You are my new Palladium Board best friend.

Awsome handle! :ok:

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:31 am**

BonerKill wrote:
Braden, GMPhD wrote:You must now change your board name to Bonerkill

It's funny as hell.

Can I? That a hilariously awesome name, I just don't want to get into trouble if I do. Well, here goes nothing...

(Yes, I'm this timid in real life, too. That's why I hide behind my GM screen and laugh maniacally. But not too loud. I might hurt someone's feelings.)

Players aren't true players if they can take the raving maniacal laughter of a GM content to wipe out an entire party.