Chaos Earth Graffiti

kevinslkt · Unread post by **kevinslkt** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:45 pm

Just wondering what would be cool stuff to spray on the destroyed buildings, debris or vehicles.

There's an illustration that says "The End is here"

I think a perfect one would be "The End is just the beginning" :lol:

Juankis · Unread post by **Juankis** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:09 pm

How about:
"Apocalypse This Way --->"

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:45 pm

"This is NOT my fault!"

"Eat at Szrkxzynrksqrk's"

"Kilroy has left the dimension."

"OK, so where's Elvis?"

Juankis · Unread post by **Juankis** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:32 pm

"I Regret Nothing"

"Horse men have right of way"

"Damned soul crossing"

Braden Campbell · Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:52 pm

"KS is godly"

Josh Sinsapaugh · Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:33 pm

"Blue Lines Lead to Oz."

"Hope is for the hopeless."

"Where the Wild Things Are" (arrow points off toward a demon infested area).

"Apocalypse Lives!" (parody of NY City Subway graffiti from the 1970's "Frodo Lives," as well as the movie title "Apocalypse Now.")

~ Josh

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:25 pm

"Come For The Apocalypse, Stay for the pie."

Braden Campbell · Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:32 am

LAST ONE DEAD, PLEASE TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

Josh Sinsapaugh · Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:46 am

"What? Me Worry?"

"Seasons don't fear the Reaper, though you sure as hell should."

"NEMA is a one-horse cavalry."

~ Josh

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:55 pm

As an homage to Kevin's love of Aliens...

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!!!

kevinslkt · Unread post by **kevinslkt** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:56 pm

Warwolf wrote:As an homage to Kevin's love of Aliens...

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!!!

..nice

Grell · Unread post by **Grell** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:10 pm

"Shoot 'em in the head!" (ala Romero)

"This town needs an eNEMA!"

Kesslan · Unread post by **Kesslan** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:16 am

I came, I saw, they consumed my soul.

Here lay the <insert number here> citizens of <Insert town/city here> may god have mercy uppon the living. For the dead have at least found peace.

You are all figments of my immagination. Clearly I am insane.

Proof God is dead.

Satan Won.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Abandon all hope, ye who yet live.

Well... At least I finally got what I allways wanted.

Nature at last strikes back against the depravity of man!

My other wife is a zombie.

My other car actualy has wheels. (On a burned out wreck)

Damn. My appartment is gone, but the cockroaches are still here.

Looks like mom was right afterall.

HA! I got the last laugh!

One way trip to hell.

I found a way out! (Written above the corpse of some one who commited suicide by blowing their brains out)

Here I rest my weary bones forever more. (Above the corpse of someone who died of injuries or some such)

Fred was here! <In red>
Fred was eaten by some demon after writing this. <In black>

I knew I should have stayed in bed.

Man, what a time to come back from vacation.

Join NEMA! See the Appocalypse!

Join NEMA! Meet interesting and new things that want to eat you! And then kill them.

Ah well, at least I dont have to worry about having to go to school anymore.

Here Kitty Kitty!

Have you seen Muffy?

Muffy was delicious. So are you! <At a cannibal ambush point>

I'll stop here but I'm pretty sure I could come up with a ton more. Chaos Earth is just soooo ripe for grafiti of all sorts. I can also come in all sorts of colours and types. From spraypaint to blood, to... god knows what that stuff is.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:58 pm

"Who farted?"

Unread post by **NMI** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:46 pm

"I wonder if algebra will still be needed?"

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:38 pm

Kesslan wrote:Here lay the <insert number here> citizens of <Insert town/city here> may god have mercy uppon the living. For the dead have at least found peace.

At least until the necromancers come to town. :lol:

Kesslan wrote:My other wife is a zombie.

Where at? Salt Lake City?

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:05 pm

Eat at Joes (with the at scratched out)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:24 pm

*GROCKA CAME, GROCKA SAW, GROCKA DESTROYED!*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:25 pm

H.P. LOVECRAFT WAS AN OPTIMIST....

Kesslan · Unread post by **Kesslan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:25 am

If you can read this, you've now become my food.

Jones just wouldnt stay dead. Now I wont either.

Beware of Trees:
The ones here eat people.

Please do not feed the undead

Good thing my insurance plan covers acts of god.

HAH! They thought I was crazy when I said the world would end tomorow!

I'm watching you.

Embrace Z'tha'nos the one true saviour!

Welcome to Farrel:
Please yeid to the moving piles of debris. They dont like it when you get in the way.

Yesterday I thought my credit card bill was a big problem.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:05 pm

So that's what he meant by "nigh"

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:17 pm

Something wicked this way came

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:11 pm

From a D-bee shifter:

I came. I saw. I ran the **** away.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:21 pm

(on civic center doors) "All Events Cancelled By Doomsday. Apologies for the Inconvenience."

"I take back what I said about the Military Industrial-Complex. NUKE the aliens!"

"Where's the Fellowship when we really need it?!"

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:54 pm

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Necromancer.

Dimension Under Reconstruction, Thank You For Your Screams Of Torment.

This Way To Madness (scrawled arrows pointing in all directions).

Kesslan · Unread post by **Kesslan** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:02 am

I dont think were in Kansas anymore Toto...

And they all said my tinhat theories were wrong!

This place was beautiful once.

Pretty on the inside, rotten to the core.

Mommy told me monsters werent real. Then she was eaten by one.

Man I never thought I'd see some one take 'raining cats and dogs' so litterally....

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:04 pm

Lo' tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear EVERYTHING!

Mech-Viper Prime · Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:36 pm

Madness takes a toll, please have exact change

If a zombie is smiling and looking at you, you will be it's meal soon

remember to use old people as bait

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:58 pm

I'm glad I majored in Track and Field

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:03 pm

All right who said "Its not like the worlds going to end"?

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:43 pm

A relatively common one these days, but relevant nonetheless:

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

Mech-Viper Prime · Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:16 am

the place : up the creek
missing : the paddle

I saw a real elven woman today , and she tasted alittle like chickern.

I wish i was in space

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:15 pm

So this is what happens when you masterbate to much

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:45 am

Excuse any minor errors here (it's been a while since I read it), but Dickens seems strangely appropriate for a doomed NEMA soldier:

'Tis a far, far better thing I do, than any I have done before.

'Tis a far, far better rest I go to, than any I have ever known.

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm

WE APOLGIZE FOR THE INCONVIENCE.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:59 pm

Humanity:(Exit Stage Left)

Don't Worry, Be HAPPY!

PALLADIUM BOOKS PREDICTED THIS BACK IN 1990! WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:48 am

T-Rex 8 My Baby

Sgt Anjay · Unread post by **Sgt Anjay** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:48 pm

(in/near NEMA stronghold)
Ours is not to make reply, ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die. Mostly die.

Kesslan · Unread post by **Kesslan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:26 am

Looks like God finally spilled the paint.

Heaven or Hell? It matters not, your still doomed.

What next? Cockroaches playing chess?

The new world comes!

Well.. at least it cant get any worse.

Everything is fine!Everything is fine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!

Wow, the world looks so pretty when it's burning.

It was the mop! THey brough the end of time! The end of all things! They finally won the war! No one would listen to me though, when I warned them of the mops. Allways standing there.. mocking you...

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:22 am

The end is here.

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:30 pm

First, a couple of in-jokes:

When in doubt... rail it in the head!

I am the phantom of the woods!

Now some others:

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto... Toto? [followed by] I ate Toto! [scrawled in blood and entrails]

What good is a paddle when a demon tears your arms off?

Put your head between your legs and kiss your sorry *** goodbye!

We're sorry, God is out of the office at this time, if you would like to leave a message... [the rest of the message is obscure by the following] you're s*** out of luck!

King Chopper · Unread post by **King Chopper** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:59 am

Its alright to cry now.

Wheres the Duke when you need him?

Smoken hot, four armed blue girls, this way --->

Guns empty, armor shot full of holes, but I still have beer, lets rock.

It would be a good time to show up about now Jesus.

Lets get to the repopulate'n!

Last bathroom before Hell.

My gun tastes good.

I'll think of more later.

asajosh · Unread post by **asajosh** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:30 am

"The Apocalypse is Here but I found a spray can!

"

"HA! I wrote on a wall. Take THAT demons!"

"Nobody's Home"

"I blame the Internet for this!"

"Going Out Of Business Sale"

"Don't eat me, I'm poisonus"

"Godzirra!"

"You're getting fingerprints on my Chromium Guardsman"

Grell · Unread post by **Grell** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:37 pm

When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth....

So, this is what 'gnashing of teeth' feels like!

They're not just dead, they're FUNDEAD

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:52 pm

"Next time, DON'T push the shiny red button!"

"Got Grey (Matter)?"

"Oh great, now all we need are super-hero zombies....."

"Who invited the humans to the buffet?"

"Out of dimension, back later."

"This is what happens when you watch ShowGirls too many times in one sitting...."

Grell · Unread post by **Grell** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:12 pm

BookWyrm wrote:"This is what happens when you watch ShowGirls too many times in one sitting...."

I thought that was hairy palms and blindness? :eek:

Guess it all depends on what your definition of "watching" is

Rockwolf66 · Unread post by **Rockwolf66** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:19 pm

Morrowcale wrote:
BookWyrm wrote:"This is what happens when you watch ShowGirls too many times in one sitting...."

I thought that was hairy palms and blindness?

Guess it all depends on what your definition of "watching" is

I've had situations like that. I remember the opening act of Mulan Ruge(SP) and the closing act. I don't remember the other acts.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:55 pm

I was going to put Eyes Wide Shut in place of ShowGirls, but the latter seemed funnier.....

Unread post by **NMI** » Wed May 30, 2007 5:48 pm

A group of NEMA survivors come across a corpse. The body is wearing various religious items. Clutched in his hands are rosemary beads and a cardboard sign that reads: "We are Gods orphaned Children"

Xar · Unread post by **Xar** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:05 am

The Deific NMI wrote:A group of NEMA survivors come across a corpse. The body is wearing various religious items. Clutched in his hands are rosemary beads and a cardboard sign that reads: "We are Gods orphaned Children"

Very evocative. Nice. I'll have to use that.