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Splicers lucky days

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:43 am
by Prince Cherico
Splicers is probally the most leathal place on the megaverse
how many days do you think you could last on splicer earth?

I give myself 48 hours tops.

Re: Splicers lucky days

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:44 am
by Nxla666
Prince Cherico wrote:Splicers is probally the most leathal place on the megaverse
how many days do you think you could last on splicer earth?

I give myself 48 hours tops.


In your case wouldn't that depend more on how many heavily armed women are around? :lol:

As for myself, depends on where on the planet I end up, nice underground city=indefinite.

Surface= not long.

Now, do I have Splicer tech or not?

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:59 pm
by TechnoGothic
I'd survive...

After I lost a finger to a piece of metal I'd stay away from all metal.
Once I was recruited into a Splicer House, I'd seek to become a Dreadguard. If I fail at that, I'd volenteer to become a BIOTIC. Who needs that stupid Host Armor ;)

My Biotic Insanities:
    Level One : "DELUSIONAL" ALIEN -- I'd believe I was an Alien from another Planet. (Wait i am, really not from your world)

    Level Five : "DELUSIONAL" Super-Hero -- I'm a Great Warrior/Super-Hero. I will protect ordinary Humans.

    Level Ten : "OBESSION" Danger -- 'Danger' is my Middle name.

    Level Fifthteen : "OBESSION" Fighting and Competion-- What ?? Your better than Me ?? Ohh its on now squishy...Take that, and that...I WIN !!

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:41 pm
by Josh Sinsapaugh
I'd last indefinitely...

...and once I was done with that delusion I would die within 48 hours if I didn't make it to some sort of safe haven (House or whatever).

~ Josh

Re: Splicers lucky days

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:44 pm
by Prince Cherico
Nxla666 wrote:
Prince Cherico wrote:Splicers is probally the most leathal place on the megaverse
how many days do you think you could last on splicer earth?

I give myself 48 hours tops.


In your case wouldn't that depend more on how many heavily armed women are around? :lol:

As for myself, depends on where on the planet I end up, nice underground city=indefinite.

Surface= not long.

Now, do I have Splicer tech or not?


If Im around armed women my lifespan goes from a couple hours
to a couple minutes

Re: Splicers lucky days

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:10 am
by TechnoGothic
Prince Cherico wrote:
If Im around armed women my lifespan goes from a couple hours
to a couple minutes


I can see you being found by the resistance.
You joining up.

After a week or two, you pissing off the wrong woman. She then has you "REMADE" into a BIOTIC.

I'd hate you see your Biotic Insanities to be honest...
you might end up with the FERAL. Animal-Like...and behave like a Dog or trained animal. Here Prince Here Prince...Good boy, Go get the mutant rabbit. Good boy Prince.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:29 pm
by Spinachcat
I always imagine biotech to be gooey and orifice invasive as it links into your nervous system so I'm hoping to develop Techno-jacker abilities ASAP.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:16 pm
by 9voltkilowatt
I'd go turn coat if N.E.X.U.S. would have me ...

...serves humanity right for remembering that a spoon is called a spoon but not bothering to remember the name of their planet.

Stupid monkeys. :-D

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:29 pm
by taalismn
Extended Subjective Mental Fantasy Duration in Moments Before Dying Horribly: 4 days

Actual Time Elapsed: 15 seconds

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:18 pm
by TechnoGothic
taalismn wrote:Extended Subjective Mental Fantasy Duration in Moments Before Dying Horribly: 4 days

Actual Time Elapsed: 15 seconds


Ahh you must have cybernetics/bionics :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:27 am
by taalismn
TechnoGothic wrote:
taalismn wrote:Extended Subjective Mental Fantasy Duration in Moments Before Dying Horribly: 4 days

Actual Time Elapsed: 15 seconds


Ahh you must have cybernetics/bionics :lol:



"Oh, look, something shiny! I wonder what it ? *ARGHH!!!!*"

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:13 pm
by NMI
9voltkilowatt wrote:I'd go turn coat if N.E.X.U.S. would have me ...

...serves humanity right for remembering that a spoon is called a spoon but not bothering to remember the name of their planet.

Stupid monkeys. :-D
who says they actually call a spoon a spoon? maybe they call it a Spork? or a krocjehjet? :D


Me, I would become a Techno-Jacker, hook up with a Free Siren and party like a rockstar!!!

Re: Splicers lucky days

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:15 pm
by NMI
Prince Cherico wrote:Splicers is probally the most leathal place on the megaverse
how many days do you think you could last on splicer earth?

I give myself 48 hours tops.
I give ya four minutes tops! :D You would end up getting killed by the computer you have while posting to the boards!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:08 am
by 9voltkilowatt
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:who says they actually call a spoon a spoon? maybe they call it a Spork? or a krocjehjet? :D


Ok, point taken, but just so you know...

...if my pleas and sniviling work, you'll be the first I hunt down! :lol:

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:17 pm
by TechnoGothic
Steeler49er wrote:
9voltkilowatt wrote:I'd go turn coat if N.E.X.U.S. would have me ...

...serves humanity right for remembering that a spoon is called a spoon but not bothering to remember the name of their planet.

Stupid monkeys. :-D
Is that Divis Mal speaking... Or Freeza?

Mr. Deific NMI wrote:who says they actually call a spoon a spoon? maybe they call it a Spork? or a krocjehjet? :D
Me, I would become a Techno-Jacker, hook up with a Free Siren and party like a rockstar!!!


Huh... Didn't know you could Choose to become a Techno-Jacker (AKA: a Tinman/Alchemist/Net Wizard :lol: )


Sure, why not...

I would not mind it I turned out a Techno-Jacker either...
But if i didnt...
Dreadguard. If not...
Biotic...

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:56 pm
by NMI
Steeler49er wrote:
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:who says they actually call a spoon a spoon? maybe they call it a Spork? or a krocjehjet? :D
Me, I would become a Techno-Jacker, hook up with a Free Siren and party like a rockstar!!!


Huh... Didn't know you could Choose to become a Techno-Jacker (AKA: a Tinman/Alchemist/Net Wizard :lol: )
you are just jealous because I thought of it first.

My body would develope an immunity to the nano-plague similar to a Techno-jacker. there better? :-P

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:35 pm
by TechnoGothic
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:
Steeler49er wrote:
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:who says they actually call a spoon a spoon? maybe they call it a Spork? or a krocjehjet? :D
Me, I would become a Techno-Jacker, hook up with a Free Siren and party like a rockstar!!!


Huh... Didn't know you could Choose to become a Techno-Jacker (AKA: a Tinman/Alchemist/Net Wizard :lol: )
you are just jealous because I thought of it first.

My body would develope an immunity to the nano-plague similar to a Techno-jacker. there better? :-P


Ohh forget Technojacker...

I was Rifted to SPLICERS after I became a Transferred Intelligence with Telemechanics and nano-repair bots to repair damage. Not Flesh and Blood anymore. 100% Robotic body. Scultped to Look Human howver. Sythetic Flesh coverings to appear normal. Since the Syth-Flesh is not metal, it does not trigger the Nano-plague if I happen to touch someone.
I would be Immune to NEXUS's control since I am a robot controlled by the mind of a living being.

:D :lol: :D

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:49 pm
by TechnoGothic
Steeler49er wrote:Okay, so I was a bit of a killjoy... Hows about you just use your Telemechanics to "Technojack" the Nanites... Then you REALY can do all the stuff they do and a little more.
Or
Go in as an Auto-G (Rifts SoT) who can copy others DNA. Copy the DNA of a techno jacker. Bingo.
Or
Go in as a Nightspawn/Bane (preferably one with some Deus-ExMachana of your own to start) And develope a New And Kewl Talent to control the lil buggers.
Better yet, Nightbane can at least survive the first 10-20min on that world, and maybe even 24hrs.
Or
If your a Warlock (Earth) you could erode metals with easy OR spend a year or so creating Millions of tons of Iron. There's only so many Nanites made in a year (as they're not able to reproduce). If you make to much metal, the nanos will need to enhabit them it and soon thell run out....For a month.
Or you could be a Chi-Master Martel Artist and use Negative Chi attacks to take out local tech.
Or
You could be a super with the ability of Transmutation and convert large areas of land into air, thus destroying said matter. When it returns to normal it will be mono-atomic dust, but it'll be fun to do. Turn metal into gas, but an enclosed area and you can then turn the gas into liquid. Then pool the liquid together, then drop both conversions and you'll have slagged metal in whatever shape you need...


Nightbanes would be near gods on Planet Splicer...

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:33 pm
by NMI
Telemechanics wont work on AI's/ only let you communicate with them. sort of like a Bot Telepathy.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:44 pm
by Ziggurat the Eternal
i might live 2 days exposed, but i could live froever in a seedling(forever inso far as my life span) and i would totally be a biotic. what really is a human anyway? i can stand to lose some of my "humanity" if it means i will survive. what is more human than self preservation?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:55 pm
by NMI
I would become the Admin of the NEXUS and ban all of the personalities from net access.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:56 pm
by Colt47
I would die right off from wearing glasses. Like probably a minute or so. Actually, I'm really curious as to how my glasses could kill me when the metal it's made out of is softer than bone. :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:23 pm
by Guy_LeDouche
Actually, I'm really curious as to how my glasses could kill me when the metal it's made out of is softer than bone.


Ooze through the eyes, nose, or ears, straight to the brain. :-D

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:32 am
by The Baron of chaos
But is that "metal" truly metal? Most glasses use stuff that is like metal but is not metal.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:37 pm
by bigbobsr6000
How long would I last with a metal screw in my right ankle and a metal plate in my neck with 6 screws into neck vertabrae and four metal fillings in my teeth and wedding ring on?

How much is a few nanoseconds? :?

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:44 am
by Armorlord
Zombie thread! Save us Josh!

Though I did miss it the first time around.. Let's see, watch is mostly water resistant plastic on the outside, so my main concern would be belt buckle and pants clasp. Assuming I survive that with most things intact, I'll be running around holding up torn pants or pantsless. Great. Though I'd at least catch on to the 'metal=bad' by that point. I consider myself pretty resourceful, but the major factors would be location and who I run into. Without friendly contact of some sort I wouldn't be able to survive very long at all.

If I had some way of picking powers to come in with, it'd have to be as a Nightbane. Preferably as one with mechanical aspects in the Morphus. Remember, a Nightbane Morphus is no more made of metal than it is flesh and blood, no matter the appearance. So besides confusing everyone, there would be access to machine related talents, which would be interesting indeed. Though any Morphus would be handy, though hopefully not to get shot on sight for being too scary.

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:18 am
by bigbobsr6000
Besides belt buckle and most watch bands. List of stuff an average person may have on them or in their possession with possible metal part(s):

1. Some eye glasses and sunglasses.
2. Keys and ring.
3. Coin change.
4. Money clip.
5. Cell phones.
6. Ink pins and mechanical pencils.
7. Rings.
8. Body piercing adornments.
9. Pocket knife.
10. Jewelry.
11. Teeth fillings.
12. Pencils (the metal band that holds the eraser on).
13. Eye glass case.
14. Zippers on clothing.
15. Snaps on clothing.
16. Nail clippers.
17. Nail file.
18. Laptop.
19. Pocket flashlight.
20. Flask :D .

How many do you have on you?

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:05 am
by The Baron of chaos
The zipper s of clothing ar emade of metal? but if i ate that stuff when I was kid with no ill effect...And for rings my sis gulped a pair of piercing once time.
Anway sincerely all this made me puzzle how the f**k humankind survived enough to develope biotech. No really how in the hell they did it? this is possible the biggest mistery of Splicer. I mean considering how much metal we got surrounded(oddly high tech contain no so much of metal metal, truly truly high tech woudl be in a status of blur between metallic and organic(i've not doubt nexus mainframe is based on an organic CPU, much like ARCHIE)

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:14 pm
by bigbobsr6000
I still have jackets with metal zippers and pants too. :-D

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:16 pm
by Armorlord
Right, forgot zipper- Yeah, running pantless through the Splicer world. That does not improve any of our survival chances.

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:39 am
by Aramanthus
I suppose you could wear sweat pants. UNless they have metal eyelets where the string goes thru.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:18 pm
by Carmen
Assuming I didnt have any metal on me to start off, I probably would be one of those guys who tries to pick up one of the robots "dicarded" guns and either gets hit by the plague in a few minutes or is blasted by the necrobot who was hidden with the discarded gun. Either way I would give myself only a few minutes. Carmen 8)