What is the funniest name you've given a character?

[verdilak]

No Marks, a Psi-Stalker Psi-Slinger with bio-regeration.

[CyCo]

Nogoth Utoth Utoth Uloth.

A Dwarven Prince Barbarian Beast Rider in a Forgotten Realms campaign many many years ago.

He came from a barbarian tribe on the moon of Toril. But how I came up with his name...

I was going to tafe, and that particular nite, we had an important test. But I also had a a very bad headache, but didn't want to have to sit the test later. So, not really thinking about it, I took 2 zadine tablet, and 2 panadine tablets thinking it was either a really bad sinus, or a burgining migraine.

Of course, that's four doses of codine.

I was about 17 at the time so still living at home, but I had to catch the bus in as my car was dead, and mum was out else where. By the time I got to tafe, the headache wasn't so bad...

I was tripping for the duration of the test. Not a major trip, just a mild euphoria, felt like I was drifting along in a head full of fluffy wool.

During the test, the name just popped into my head. So I thought it would make a good character name, wrote it on a piece of paper for later.

As it turned out, the best test result for that course was that particular test. lol

[Natasha]

Sveenee McFurrgles.

She was a mutant piglet. Fully bipedal but a waddler and uncoordinated (PP was 6 or something like that). Extremely nearsighted, too. Wanted to be a painter but could never produce anything that people could even pretend to like.

[NovenTheHero]

Sir Johnny, Grackle-Tooth Cyber-Knight
Sir Slimy, Slurmph Cyber-Knight
Kurb Mekket, Larmac Merc Soldier

[t0m]

no lie my girlfriend had a character once named craven cox (human wizard i think he was)....she also ran a human assassin called skreema chikenkakenchin (say that out loud a few times), and i ran a kankoran ranger named notcomingback theyarealldead.

[acreRake]

I had a pretty good superhero called the Luminous Loon.

Remember those containment/disintegration pods on Georwell that had some tiny random chance that they just "go off"?

Yeah, i remember those, too.

[Nxla666]

In one game I ran a player named her elf scholar Ginger Lynn Cracker.

[Killer Cyborg]

I had a juicer named:
The Man Who Will Kill You Dead So Fast You Won't Even Know It Til Three Hourse Later

I had a CS Grunt named:
Denise "Grandslam" Breakfist

I had an alien robot named:
Winky, the Magic Dog Mule Hair-Catcher
(movie reference, chalked up in-game to his name not translating into english well)

I had a mutant otter Mind Melter named:
Otter Dice Clay

I had a Simvan named:
C.H.A.D
(Cannibalistic Humanoid Adventuring Dude)

I had a hatchling Basilisk named:
Kudzu

I had a gnome named:
Chompsky

I have a Shifter named:
Killer Cyborg from Heck

[drewkitty ~..~]

a Female TW: Romey Bigset

[Iczer]

I had a trinity game with an NPC called Hiro Complex

also an NPC in a HU game called Dash Hyphen

Batts

[Northern Ranger]

I'm no so good with the funny names, but my players come up with a lot of 'em. My wife had a good one. She runs a Telepath whose nickname is Veil, but her true name is Claire Voyant. My buddy, whose name is James Mitchel Carmichael but has had the nickname Strut all his life, created a barbarian mercenary he nicknamed Strut. The characters real name? Semaj Lehctim Leahcimrac (James Mitchel Carmicheal backward.) Try saying it a few times. Didn't take long for the other players to start calling him Semaj "Lickedhimalotofrack!"

[bigbobsr6000]

Character named: Hue Min (pronouced human)

One named: Ox Agon

And that was followed by: Oxy Mor Onn

[Rockwolf66]

I have a PS: 35+ 6 foot 10 inch Headhunter Techno Warrior named John Thrasher. For being a straight human (he does not have cybernetics due to being a minor psychic), he has earned his last name many times over.

[shiiv-a]

years ago i ran a monk while running about with an AD'n'D 2nd edition crew named Mi Ting

strangely .. no one bugged her about it

[Killer Cyborg]

I had a mutant porcupine vampire, named "Flan The Impaler".

[Rockwolf66]

Ok looking through my old character sheets...There are quite a few that were destroyed by fire many years back.

Frederick Incindiero AKA Freddy Fireball. He was the Son of a Fire Warlock and a Burster. With that sort of upbringing is it any wonder that the man collected Flame and heat based weapons?

[zor_prime1]

Dumb, strong Superpowered villain named I. He always talked in third person.
"I smash you!"
"Just I and you now!"
"You can't hurt I!"

Freighter pilot:
Hans Olo

Or there was always my players naming someone:
Billblaze Jowski which just is fun to say fast
Phil McLargehuge

I have some punny hero/villain names that I've never used like:
Kay Oss
Dem Olition
Gunther Ohyu (Gun through you)

Or addresses like:
15684 Outamy Way
254 Acrossthe St.

[Qev]

A mutant kangaroo 'animal rights activist' named "Aussie Osborne"?

[BillionSix]

Once, a friend was playing an Earthdawn game. He was playing a character of a race called the T'skrang, which is sort of a swashbuckling reptilian race.
He couldn't think of a race, so he asked me. I had just seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and in my head came the bit about, "We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say Ikky ikky ikky ptang zoo boing.... etc."
So, I looked at him with a straight face, and suggested "Ikky P'tang."
He liked it. It was two or three sessions before he realized where I stole it from.

Brian

[Aramanthus]

I had a vagabond for this one horrible campaign named Dave Lister.


I actually got someone to name their character something truly bad for like an hour before they realized what it really was. PM me and I'll tell you. That name will not get posted publicly.

[EricvonEric]

An NPC with Alter Facial features named Ed Cetera. I also had a female villain with Mimic named Miss Alaynius.

[Danger]

I had a character in a long-lived CyberPunk game, who was a body-building biker named All-Beef Patty.

[Braden Campbell]

Two of the more memorable ones to grace my gaming table over the past 15 years were a witch named Meat Fleshook, and a mind melter named Land (who was searching for a horse named Rim).

[Northern Ranger]

I've also made an secondary character named Har Tiluvum(Hard to love 'em)

That's a riot!

[Lenwen]

Twins named LEFTY and RIGHTY .. (Altera warrior women ) I was GM'ing an encounter to intro some new players to the world of rifts .

-Lenwen.

[Larsen]

I once had a glitterboy pilot named clandestine. Also a gnome named shor tnuhg lee.