The 12 days of Rifts® Christmas

[Kevin]

The 12 days of Rifts® Christmas

Oh oh, looks like I started something by posting Daniel Howards’ humorous Rifts® version of A Night Before Christmas.

This mad melody comes to you compliments of Matthew Daye, the gent behind the Gateway to the Megarverse® podcasts.

The 12 days of Rifts® Christmas
(As sung by a Shifter)

On the first day of Christmas, my Alien Intelligence gave to me.
A magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Eleven T-Man Tattoos,
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Intelligence gave to me.
Twelve Rifts for Rifting,
Eleven T-Man Tattoos,
Ten spells for summoning,
Nine Necromancers,
Eight Scrolls for Scrying,
Seven Blind Warrior Women,
Six swords for slaying,
Five Eldar Rings!
Four magic pigeons,
Three cut gems,
Two rune daggers,
and a magic staff from a Millennium Tree.

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Thanks Matthew, that was fun.

Kevin Siembieda
Publisher, Writer, Artist and Ninth Level Santa

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